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lol.....I also have some ....."After Prom" activities planned for us. ;) We should rent a ship and decorate it in a pirate theme. Lasc and his date, Tink and hers and whoever else wants to join us can hop aboard. That would be arriving in style no?
I have a date? (http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/445.JPG) :confused:

Tink, see if you can get your new e-mum to get us one of these (http://www.modernracer.com/features/geneva2004pics/geneva2004pic29.jpg) for the prom... and to keep after ;)


Depends on how well you treat her once youre married. We will discuss wedding presents later. Once I see you're a good son-in law.

I have a date? (http://alberttu.tripod.com/Pictorama/MeghanIs24/images/SanHittingOnBlowUp_JPG.jpg) :confused:


Well if you dont have one, then I'm going to faint right here and now. I cant imagine a handsome, charming, romantic devil like you being dateless. Have you asked anyone?

Ladies, wtf? Snatch him up while you can.

Depends on how well you treat her once youre married. We will discuss wedding presents later. Once I see you're a good son-in law.
I think he's proven himself to be perfectly suitable with the apology thread and the cheer Tink up thread, he's absolutely lovely!

Well if you dont have one, then I'm going to faint right here and now. I cant imagine a handsome, charming, romantic devil like you being dateless. Have you asked anyone?

Ladies, wtf? Snatch him up while you can.
Buahahaha!! You might want to ask around about that one! *snickers*

If Passive Cookies is around and without a date, Id be glad to ask that sexy Canadian (since us Canadians rule!!) ...

I think everyone else has one dont they? :confused:

Depends on how well you treat her once youre married. We will discuss wedding presents later. Once I see you're a good son-in law.
as if there's any doubt i wont treat Tink like the fairy princess she deserves to be :) ;)


edit: that sentence makes no sense, but you get what i mean :)

I cant imagine a handsome, charming, romantic devil like you being dateless. Have you asked everyone?

Yes

I think he's proven himself to be perfectly suitable with the apology thread and the cheer Tink up thread, he's absolutely lovely!
:D :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I think he's proven himself to be perfectly suitable with the apology thread and the cheer Tink up thread, he's absolutely lovely!


ok then. We shall go car shopping next weekend.

http://www.chrysler.com/sebring_convertible/index.html
or
http://www.chrysler.com/300/index.html

http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif

http://www.chrysler.com/sebring_convertible/index.html
or
http://www.chrysler.com/300/index.html

http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif


I think the Chrysler 300 is badass....but whatever you and Tink want. You'll be driving it.

PM, I figured Tink and you might like something with a little more pep (http://www.rapidcars.com/c6z06pics.php) to it. You'll have to decide between the two of you who gets which :)

the link doesnt work doll

I think the Chrysler 300 is badass....but whatever you and Tink want. You'll be driving it.
aw thanks mum :p
i'm sure you can drive it at weekends or something :)



PM, I figured Tink and you might like something with a little more pep (http://www.rapidcars.com/images/c6rz06.jpg) to it. You'll have to decide between the two of you who gets which :)
forbidden :confused: :(

all fixed ;)

all fixed ;)
ooh corvettes rock! but... they're not as fantastically classy as the chrysler 300 :D

of course it's up to Tink, really (i'm not really that fussed :) )

ooh corvettes rock! but... they're not as fantastically classy as the chrysler 300 :D

of course it's up to Tink, really (i'm not really that fussed :) )
I already have my pretty Ford Ka (well i will when i learn to drive) so you choose what you want

I already have my pretty Ford Ka (well i will when i learn to drive) so you choose what you want
Opel Corsa > Ford Ka > all

I wish I were a fish.

I wish I were a fish.
*waves magic wand*
'DiNg!!!'
*Ro-Ro turns from a beautiful charming lady into a fish named Wanda...*

As you wish my little fish! :)

I wish I were a fish.


why's that love?

*makes a terrible joke about fish and the smell of women's privates*

Sorry. Couldn't resist :(

Don't spank me too hard

*makes a terrible joke about fish and the smell of women's privates*

Sorry. Couldn't resist :(

Don't spank me too hard

11,000 posts! Congrats!

*makes a terrible joke about fish and the smell of women's privates*

Sorry. Couldn't resist :(

Don't spank me too hard


:eek:

<SMACK>

11,000 posts! Congrats!
What? Damn. I missed it myself.

*sigh*

YAY!

What? Damn. I missed it myself.

*sigh*

YAY!


and yet you wasted # 11,000 on a post about Fords....ugh.

and yet you wasted # 11,000 on a post about Fords....ugh.
No it was about me talking myself into the position of being a homosexual gay fag in PC...


.... that's not better at all :(

No it was about me talking myself into the position of being a homosexual gay fag in PC...


.... that's not better at all :(


LOL

w00t!

Yo LG, you wanna go to the prom with me? I have some condoms and whipping cream we could wreak havoc with...

w00t!

Yo LG, you wanna go to the prom with me? I have some condoms and whipping cream we could wreak havoc with...
Those don't sound like havoc wrecking tools at all

o.O

I have some condoms and whipping cream we could wreak havoc with...
:eek: kinky.... ;)

:eek: kinky.... ;)
don't worry, i got plenty too! and some fluffy handcuffs too! just don't tell mummy Peechy!

Those don't sound like havoc wrecking tools at all

o.O



*looks at her own havoc wreaking tools*

no, they dont do they?

no, they dont do they?
Okay. Now you got ME confused :( :confused:

don't worry, i got plenty too! and some fluffy handcuffs too! just don't tell mummy Peechy!


sigh....when I said use protection, I didnt mean things that require locks and keys!

*looks the other way*

Lol, I'm sorry, I just wanted to re-enter the conversation. Although to be a fish would be pretty cool - I could spend my whole day in water, and I wouldn't remember much.

Okay. Now you got ME confused :( :confused:


*looks at her own havoc wreaking tools* = that i have tools that would actually wreak havoc.

i was agreeing with you that the whipped cream and condoms that zincite mentioned were havoc wreaking tools, didnt seem like havoc wreaking tools to me either.(like you had said)


*pets LP*

youre slow but i love you anyway

Lol, I'm sorry, I just wanted to re-enter the conversation. Although to be a fish would be pretty cool - I could spend my whole day in water, and I wouldn't remember much.
Discussion moves WAY too fast at sometimes :fluffle:

*looks at her own havoc wreaking tools* = that i have tools that would actually wreak havoc.

i was agreeing with you that the whipped cream and condoms that zincite mentioned were havoc wreaking tools, didnt seem like havoc wreaking tools to me either.(like you had said)


*pets LP*

youre slow but i love you anyway
*rolls over on his back*

Discussion moves WAY too fast at sometimes :fluffle:
This is true, and I alawya shave to keep darting off to college or meeting friends and stuff, and I come back and I'm like ahhhh, no, I've missed so much! Can't get enough of them fluffles, though :D :fluffle:

This is true, and I alawya shave to keep darting off to college or meeting friends and stuff, and I come back and I'm like ahhhh, no, I've missed so much! Can't get enough of them fluffles, though :D :fluffle:
They're addictive, aren't they? :fluffle:

This is true, and I alawya shave to keep darting off to college or meeting friends and stuff, and I come back and I'm like ahhhh, no, I've missed so much! Can't get enough of them fluffles, though :D :fluffle:
Glad to hear you shave! ;)

Glad to hear you shave! ;)
*remembers the bearded Ro-Ro pics* :D :fluffle:

don't worry, i got plenty too! and some fluffy handcuffs too! just don't tell mummy Peechy!
our little secret ;) :fluffle:

*remembers the bearded Ro-Ro pics* :D :fluffle:
*thinks nasty thoughts about ladies of the seventies* :eek:

*remembers the bearded Ro-Ro pics* :D :fluffle:



lol...i remember those! What a shame someone put a beard on such a lovely girl like Ro-Ro. :fluffle:

*thinks nasty thoughts about ladies of the seventies* :eek:


oh gross Lasc......think naughty thoughts about........erm.....


someone else....ANYONE else.

oh gross Lasc......think naughty thoughts about........erm.....


someone else....ANYONE else.
I hope it's me

I hope it's me


I do too!

*pictures Lasc picturing LP in various naughty situations*

woooo baby!

I do too!

*pictures Lasc picturing LP in various naughty situations*

woooo baby!
*pictures more naughty positions*

Oooh. Nice. Bendy

I hope it's me
it is now! Woo!

*envies Peech for having Legless as a date*

I'm not nominated?
Tragic. Really.

I'm not nominated?
Tragic. Really.
I hereby nominate Lakren - because shes beautiful, and so -ahem- humble ;)

(awww, youre so cute Lakren!! :) )

That's more like it... and of course I'm humble about my stunning beauty... it takes humility to be such a star. ;)

what about dinner? where will you be taking her? Somewhere very nice. What about after prom activities? Should I rent a hotel suite or anything so you and your friends will have a safe place to stay and hang out?
Solved both problems in one.

http://danhotels-israel.com/kingdavid/hotel.jpg

Most Israeli's will have heard of this hotel, the King David Jerusalem. So dinner there, and a night at the hotel. (seperate rooms!)

it is now! Woo!

*envies Peech for having Legless as a date*


Tell you what, I'll let you make out with him at the prom while I'm off spying on Tink and PM. But do save some for me please.

Solved both problems in one.

http://danhotels-israel.com/kingdavid/hotel.jpg

Most Israeli's will have heard of this hotel, the King David Jerusalem. So dinner there, and a night at the hotel. (seperate rooms!)
that raises an important question... where are we gonna have this prom? there? (or has it already been decided?)

Tell you what, I'll let you make out with him at the prom while I'm off spying on Tink and PM.
And in the meantime, all attention will be diverted from me. *rubs hands together*
*cough* I mean.......

Tell you what, I'll let you make out with him at the prom while I'm off spying on Tink and PM. But do save some for me please.
*does a happy dance*

Solved both problems in one.

http://danhotels-israel.com/kingdavid/hotel.jpg

Most Israeli's will have heard of this hotel, the King David Jerusalem. So dinner there, and a night at the hotel. (seperate rooms!)


whatever your heart desires sweetie

that raises an important question... where are we gonna have this prom? there? (or has it already been decided?)
Its like the Paradise Club, its wherever you want it to be! Its everywhere.

Erm... hey, I want some action!

... I mean...

whatever your heart desires sweetie
*points proudly*
Thats my e-mummy!
*hugs e-mummy*

And in the meantime, all attention will be diverted from me. *rubs hands together*
*cough* I mean.......


I have eyes in the back of my head, and on various other weird places.....elbows, knee caps......so I can see everything


MUHAHAHAHAUA!

Its like the Paradise Club, its wherever you want it to be! Its everywhere.
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh :eek:

Erm... hey, I want some action!
I'll save you a few dances ok Spar?:fluffle:

Erm... hey, I want some action!

... I mean...


Well Lasc is still dateless.....

*points proudly*
Thats my e-mummy!
*hugs e-mummy*
you know you're my ickle e-brother now Sancy *ruffles his hair* I'll be around to embaress you as much as possible in front of your date!

Well Lasc is still dateless.....
Okay!

Hey, Lasc, want to go to the prom with me? I need a tango/polka/waltz partner...

you know you're my ickle e-brother now Sancy *ruffles his hair* I'll be around to embaress you as much as possible in front of your date!
Good, then I'll tell your date what you and that other guy were really doing when you went to get some fresh air!


EDIT: Also, you should have a TG in a moment.

Good, then I'll tell your date what you and that other guy were really doing when you went to get some fresh air!


EDIT: Also, you should have a TG in a moment.
*pushes Sanc*

don't listen to my dorky little brother PM

*pushes Sanc*

don't listen to my dorky little brother PM


You two be nice or I'm taking your credit cards away.

You two be nice or I'm taking your credit cards away.
SHE STARTED IT!
*runs away in tears*
How come I always get punished, its not fair.

Good, then I'll tell your date what you and that other guy were really doing when you went to get some fresh air!

:eek: think i'd rather not know :(

hey this means you're my brother in-law... hmm... what does that mean i have to/get to do?

edit:You two be nice or I'm taking your credit cards away.
lmaorofl :p

SHE STARTED IT!
*runs away in tears*
How come I always get punished, its not fair.

cards as in I'll take hers too!

cards as in I'll take hers too!
But I didn't do anything wrong, why should I get punished at all :(:(:(
*is inconsolable*

But I didn't do anything wrong, why should I get punished at all :(:(:(
*is inconsolable*


for tattling.......*pets Sanc*

its ok darling....now go hug your sister

Yeeeeeeeees...?
(It's so hard to show the tone of that on forums...)
Are you still...absent a date? Because, I could, er, take you. If you want...





ARRGH! Why am I so bad at this? Even in formums where there is no visual contact (or indeed typing - I think Ro-ro is offline) I bloody stammer

That's so cute...

its ok darling....now go hug your sister
*goes up to Tinks and steps on her foot... hard*
She deserved that! :(
*runs off to room and slams the door. Sound of crying is heard*

*goes up to Tinks and steps on her foot... hard*
She deserved that! :(
*runs off to room and slams the door. Sound of crying is heard*
little bastard...

little bastard...
He's obviously the youngest child. Spoiled brat

little bastard...
Violence is not the answer...

Just so you know. Bribery. *taps nose knowingly*

If you screw conformity, then you can ask guys!

We've had a number of these things before, and there have always been problems cos girls go with girls and leave the guys in the lurch. I don't want that to happen!
no chance in hell i am going with a girl. if Keruvalia doesnt answer my invite soon- i will take ALL the guys who dont have a date. (how NICE of me, huh?)

aww....leave him alone. Maybe I should go up there and cuddle him for a bit.




I need a break. KIDS!!!!

aww....leave him alone. Maybe I should go up there and cuddle him for a bit.




I need a break. KIDS!!!!
nah its ok Mrs Peech, i'll go up and bribe him with something (cheers Tribes ;) )

*snuffles up to Peech*

nah its ok Mrs Peech, i'll go up and bribe him with something (cheers Tribes ;) )


aww thanks dear :) ....you get that Chrysler 300 after all!

I'm going to prop my feet up and have a glass of something. What other ways could I unwind? hmm...

nah its ok Mrs Peech, i'll go up and bribe him with something (cheers Tribes ;) )
Little advice: Start small. It'll build in size each time naturally. Once it reaches too high (your choice), start digging some dirt. *taps foot knowingly, whilst knowing nothing at all*

Little advice: Start small. It'll build in size each time naturally. Once it reaches too high (your choice), start digging some dirt. *taps foot knowingly, whilst knowing nothing at all*
;) got it...

*goes upstairs*


:eek: argh! he's gone!


ooc: ooh a cliffhanger... back later, this essay isn't gonna write itself.... i wish it would :(

;) got it...

*goes upstairs*


:eek: argh! he's gone!


ooc: ooh a cliffhanger... back later, this essay isn't gonna write itself.... i wish it would :(
*invents special essay writing monkey/pen hybrid, with all the peniness of a pen and all the rabid insanity of me*

*goes up to Tinks and steps on her foot... hard*
She deserved that! :(
*runs off to room and slams the door. Sound of crying is heard*
little rascal! he's gonna pay for that!

*shouts realy loudly in the hope that his date will hear* Hey Sancy! if you're gonna be staying in a hotel on the night of the prom don't forget your Dry Nights and make sure you go to the loo before you go to sleep, you know how you still have those little accidents in bed sometimes, wouldn't want you to be too embarassed....oh, and I'll make sure mummy irons your spiderman jim jams too!

*shouts back down*
Shows how much you notice, I stopped doing that about seven years ago. You wouldn't even know I existed if I didn't poke you every so often. Besides, I don't wear pyjamas anymore. So you're wrong again. Go stick your head down the toilet!

sweet jesus.....



*shouts at both*

"HUSH OR NO PROM MONEY!"

*shouts back down*
Shows how much you notice, I stopped doing that about seven years ago. You wouldn't even know I existed if I didn't poke you every so often. Besides, I don't wear pyjamas anymore. So you're wrong again. Go stick your head down the toilet!
Ickle Sancty, always with his defence up.

It doesn't matter to us if you do. It's not so nice of you to lie to us

*shouts at both*

"HUSH OR NO PROM MONEY!"
But I already spent it all!

*goes downstairs to mummy*
You were always really nice, then suddenly SHE *casts a vicious glance at Tinks* turns up and everyones against me. And he *jerks head towards LP* isn't helping.

*turns away sadly and heads outside with a football, which he proceeds to kick viciously against the wall.

Honey, you really shouldn't spoil Sancty so much

Aww Sancta, come back in and bring your football. Lets all get our frustrations out by having a big wrestling match in the living room!

Honey, you really shouldn't spoil Sancty so much
*storms back in*
I HATE YOU! HATE HATE HATE!
*punches LP in the face, hard. Then turns and storms back out, crying*
None of you love me!

*opens closet*

hey look, Spider Man jim jams... :rolleyes:

*scratches his nose*
Damn musquitoes (sp?)

Honey, you really shouldn't spoil Sancty so much


*shrugs*

I'm just a softy. :(


i need a vacation and lots of se........

erm.....

*opens closet*

hey look, Spider Man jim jams... :rolleyes:
Uuuuh, thats Tinks's closet. My room is next door.:rolleyes:

Uuuuh, thats Tinks's closet. My room is next door.:rolleyes:
oh, yeah, right....

*goes next door*


hey look! matching spider man jimmy jams! :D

Uuuuh, thats Tinks's closet. My room is next door.:rolleyes:



*wonders who's spidey jammies are in Tinks closet* :eek:

looks like PM's size..........

*hopes they arent in to some freaky super hero role playing fetish*

hey look! matching spider man jimmy jams! :D
*heads upstairs*
You and Tinks are a perfect match, dumb and dumber.
*brushes away the spider webs to reveal no jimmy jams*

*shrugs*

I'm just a softy. :(


i need a vacation and lots of se........

erm.....
*hopes se... is not what he thinks it it*
*hopes se. is what Peech thinks it is*

*wonders who's spidey jammies are in Tinks closet* :eek:

looks like PM's size..........

*hopes they arent in to some freaky super hero role playing fetish*
http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif

phew, glad she didn't see this (http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/Batman/6104-Batman.jpg) one... ;)

*walks in wearing spiderman jim jams*

What. Did I miss something?

http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/eyes.gif

phew, glad she didn't see this (http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/Batman/6104-Batman.jpg) one... ;)


Holy Under-roos Batman!

*faints*

*hopes se... is not what he thinks it it*
*hopes se. is what Peech thinks it is*

you know exactly what it is ;)

*walks in wearing spiderman jim jams*

What. Did I miss something?


*walks in wearing Wonder Woman jim jams*


Yes tribes.....it seems we've all got a super hero sex fetish.


now where did I put that golden lasso........

*walks in wearing Wonder Woman jim jams*


Yes tribes.....it seems we've all got a super hero sex fetish.


now where did I put that golden lasso........
Nah, I just have the jim jams.

My fetish of choice is just a jim jam fetish :eek: :fluffle: :eek: :fluffle: :eek:

Can someone summarise the last 30 pages for me?

Can someone summarise the last 30 pages for me?
In one word? Erotica. :D

Can someone summarise the last 30 pages for me?
Spam.

Can someone summarise the last 30 pages for me?


Hak....theres a virtual prom and we all have to get dates and then nominate people for king and queen and all that. So start asking the girls to the prom.

Yeah, where is ro-ro neway?

Hak....theres a virtual prom and we all have to get dates and then nominate people for king and queen and all that. So start asking the girls to the prom.
Thanks, but I red the first pages already. :)

Thanks, but I red the first pages already. :)


ohh....then the rest is just endless flirtation ;)

Okay, I here by ask every single, dateless, hopeless person for a date.

Okay, I here by ask every single, dateless, hopeless person for a date.
Even the men?

Good afternoon everyone! :fluffle:

*suddenly Lascivious (http://www2.msstate.edu/~mts7/images/Stupendous%20Man.JPG) bursts in...*

Hey, LM. :fluffle:

*suddenly Lascivious (http://www2.msstate.edu/~mts7/images/Stupendous%20Man.JPG) bursts in...*
*...followed by a dude in a red superhero outfit...*

*suddenly Lascivious (http://www2.msstate.edu/~mts7/images/Stupendous%20Man.JPG) bursts in...*



quick! everyone cover your orafices!!

Hey, LM. :fluffle:
Wow... must be the suit!
*under his breath*
It's Stupendous Man though Oksana!

*suddenly Lascivious (http://www2.msstate.edu/~mts7/images/Stupendous%20Man.JPG) bursts in...*


yes. Very yes. Lasc', you have a medal now. Stupendous man rules.
As does everything Calvin and Hobbes related. Up for a game of Calvinball?

(won't it be embarassing if I'm wrong now?)

Okay. Hey, Stupendous Man! :fluffle:

yes. Very yes. Lasc', you have a medal now. Stupendous man rules.
As does everything Calvin and Hobbes related. Up for a game of Calvinball?

(won't it be embarassing if I'm wrong now?)
Olly-woggy-pum-bump-fizz!!!! You just passed through the nonsense vortex spin zone! You have to spin until you pass out now!!

Okay. Hey, Stupendous Man! :fluffle:
Hi there miss... sorry, I don't think we've met! ;)

Originally posted by Stupendous Man
Hi there miss... sorry, I don't think we've met!

Well hello there, I'm Oksana. So what kind of stupendous things do you do? ;)

Well hello there, I'm Oksana. So what kind of stupendous things do you do? ;)
*with muscles of magnitude and stupendous strength (tm), Stupendous Man lifted Oksana off the ground and ran around the room several times...*

If only I had a tiger to play with... *winks*

Well hello there, I'm Oksana. So what kind of stupendous things do you do? ;)


*listens intently*

*listens intently*
*joins the listening*

*joins the listening*


well shite....I thought Lasc was going to confess some of his special talents....*gripes*

well shite....I thought Lasc was going to confess some of his special talents....*gripes*
Maybe if you give him a tiger (I have no idea what that means) he'll show us all...

*proffers tiger*

well shite....I thought Lasc was going to confess some of his special talents....*gripes*
*Stupendous Man clears his throat*
-ahem!- Lasc. is not going to confess anything! ;)

no chance in hell i am going with a girl. if Keruvalia doesnt answer my invite soon- i will take ALL the guys who dont have a date. (how NICE of me, huh?)
you get a ride in a hearse, and plenty of alcohol.

*Stupendous Man clears his throat*
-ahem!- Lasc. is not going to confess anything! ;)
bloody pedantic superheroesRIGHT then, what is Stupendous Man going to confess to? In terms of powers...

Originally posted by Stupendous Man
Maybe if you give him a tiger (I have no idea what that means) he'll show us all...

*proffers tiger*

I can be your tiger. I'm very imaginative. See. *grrr* ;)

you get a ride in a hearse, and plenty of alcohol.
I'm in! :D

Maybe if you give him a tiger (I have no idea what that means) he'll show us all...

*proffers tiger*
Alas, theres only one way I can get a tiger, and trust me its not going to happen anytime soon! *curses his bad behaviour*

and girls, if you want to find out why they call me Stupendous Man... you had better come and meet me at the Mirage later... room 1745 ;)

bloody pedantic superheroesRIGHT then, what is Stupendous Man going to confess to? In terms of powers...


lol...Tribes cracks me up with his sarcasm. I bet you have a Brittish accent too ay?


yes "Stupendous Man" ....I'd love to hear what youd do if you had a tiger(nor do I know what that is)

I can be your tiger. I'm very imaginative. See. *grrr* ;)
Im sure youd be a great tiger!! But unfortunately, even as good as that *grrr* was - I don't think I can :(

Theres only one tiger. But you can be Suzie Derkins (http://photos1.flickr.com/1278_2e3aa08a2f_m.jpg) (sorry, its the only other person he had contact with other than Ros. - and that was even less pleasant!)

Originally posted by Stupendous Man
Im sure youd be a great tiger!! But unfortunately, even as good as that *grrr* was - I don't think I can

Okay, I can be Susie. ;)
You already have a tiger?

lol...Tribes cracks me up with his sarcasm. I bet you have a Brittish accent too ay?
Depends - by 'British Accent' do you mean sort of refined London accent, or rough as hell Lancashire accent (not really that bad i.e. you could easily tell what I was saying)

Okay, I can be Susie. ;)
You already have a tiger?
Well, 'had' is the appropriate word, but an irreplaceable tiger - youll be great as Suzie Derkins though! We can get into snowball fights!! Whee!!!!!

*kidnaps Mr. Bunny*

(ok, so Im a fan...)

Depends - by 'British Accent' do you mean sort of refined London accent, or rough as hell Lancashire accent (not really that bad i.e. you could easily tell what I was saying)


I could easily tell what you were saying....but it sounded quite lovely in my head. :)

I dont know much about Brittish accents......what I have heard on tv mostly. I know that I love them though.

Depends - by 'British Accent' do you mean sort of refined London accent, or rough as hell Lancashire accent (not really that bad i.e. you could easily tell what I was saying)
ROUGH AS HELL LANCASHIRE ACCENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I could easily tell what you were saying....but it sounded quite lovely in my head. :)

I dont know much about Brittish accents......what I have heard on tv mostly. I know that I love them though.
You ever heard of Peter Kay? British Comedian, did Phoenix Nights and Max and Paddy. I don't know of his penetration in the US, but that accent is like a really beefed up version of mine.

ROUGH AS HELL LANCASHIRE ACCENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*cowers*

Well...to the untrained ear i.e. any ear attached to a person born 100 miles outside lancs. it is pretty rough. Chuck.

You ever heard of Peter Kay? British Comedian, did Phoenix Nights and Max and Paddy. I don't know of his penetration in the US, but that accent is like a really beefed up version of mine.
Sounds more like a porn-star to Stupendous Man... :D

You ever heard of Peter Kay? British Comedian, did Phoenix Nights and Max and Paddy. I don't know of his penetration in the US, but that accent is like a really beefed up version of mine.


*cowers*

Well...to the untrained ear i.e. any ear attached to a person born 100 miles outside lancs. it is pretty rough. Chuck.
my cousins said i sound posh.........

I'm upset about Mr. Bunny. I want Mr. Bunny back. :(

Sounds more like a porn-star to Stupendous Man... :D
Well, there are some brief shots of porn on a giant widescreen TV inside a caravan. And LOTS of sex references. :D

You ever heard of Peter Kay? British Comedian, did Phoenix Nights and Max and Paddy. I don't know of his penetration in the US, but that accent is like a really beefed up version of mine.


*cowers*

Well...to the untrained ear i.e. any ear attached to a person born 100 miles outside lancs. it is pretty rough. Chuck.


Not familiar with that gentleman, but this website.....http://classweb.gmu.edu/accent/......I love. I sit and play with it sometimes. Find me your accent on here.


also Tink and Lasc find yours for me.

my cousins said i sound posh.........
Excuse my language, but where the fcuk are your cousins from????

EDIT: Peech - the closest geographical places would probably be Birmingham and Leicester. But it's nothing like either of those. This (http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/beardedlady/comedyplayer/peter_kay.shtml) is Peter Kay - my accent isn't that bad by far...

*waits for all to be shocked*

Originally Posted by FairyTInkArisen
my cousins said i sound posh.........

Isn't Blackpool by Liverpool? I know a guy from Liverpool and his accent is very posh. I'd imagine Tink's is very posh as well.

I could easily tell what you were saying....but it sounded quite lovely in my head. :)

I dont know much about Brittish accents......what I have heard on tv mostly. I know that I love them though.

Ooh ooh! Did I tell you I have an English accent?

Isn't Blackpool by Liverpool? I know a guy from Liverpool and his accent is very posh. I'd imagine Tink's is very posh as well.
Was the guy born in Liverpool? I mean, actual Liverpool, not a suburb. There is no way you could call scouse 'posh' :D

I'm upset about Mr. Bunny. I want Mr. Bunny back. :(
Hes being held for ransom!! :D

Excuse my language, but where the fcuk are your cousins from????

EDIT: Peech - the closest geographical places would probably be Birmingham and Leicester. But it's nothing like either of those. This (http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/beardedlady/comedyplayer/peter_kay.shtml) is Peter Kay - my accent isn't that bad by far...

*waits for all to be shocked*
Gawthorpe

Isn't Blackpool by Liverpool? I know a guy from Liverpool and his accent is very posh. I'd imagine Tink's is very posh as well.
it's a couple of hours away but my accent is nothing like a Liverpool accent

Gawthorpe
Where's that? Is it East Lancs, coz that accent is really bad...

Originally posted by Longton
Was the guy born in Liverpool? I mean, actual Liverpool, not a suburb. There is no way you could call scouse 'posh'

Tink has a very posh accent as Benno does. Yes, he grew up in Liverpool.

Tink has a very posh accent as Benno does. Yes, he grew up in Liverpool.
Meh. My dad's scouse, and sometimes you can't tell what the hell he's saying...

Where's that? Is it East Lancs, coz that accent is really bad...
it's in Yorkshire lol, that's probab;y why they think I'm posh, but I really don't have a strong accent

Now thats just creepy...

Back off :p


Jealousy is an ugly thing... :cool:

Gawthorpe


You're a Brit? I dunno why, but I never imagined it. I'm moving to the UK this year.

Tink has a very posh accent as Benno does. Yes, he grew up in Liverpool.
i wouldn't go as far as posh, do you have msn? I could speak to you on that so you can hear it

Ooh ooh! Did I tell you I have an English accent?


HA! You might have mentioned that before...... ;)


actually your accent sounds devine. *swoon*

it's in Yorkshire lol, that's probab;y why they think I'm posh, but I really don't have a strong accent
Ah. Yorkshire. Say no more, I understand (or don't, as the case may be ;) ) perfectly.

ALSO: Heh. Peech hasn't responded. The accent has scared her too much. Ah well.

You're a Brit? I dunno why, but I never imagined it. I'm moving to the UK this year.
where abouts?

Excuse my language, but where the fcuk are your cousins from????

EDIT: Peech - the closest geographical places would probably be Birmingham and Leicester. But it's nothing like either of those. This (http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/beardedlady/comedyplayer/peter_kay.shtml) is Peter Kay - my accent isn't that bad by far...

*waits for all to be shocked*


lovely Tribes!

I don't have sound. Nonetheless, I'm sure you sound better than I do. That doesn't necessarily make it posh, but oh well. You're Tink, you're already posh. :fluffle:

lovely Tribes!
Now who's being sarcastic? :p

Ah. Yorkshire. Say no more, I understand (or don't, as the case may be ;) ) perfectly.

ALSO: Heh. Peech hasn't responded. The accent has scared her too much. Ah well.


I dont scare easily ;)

I dont scare easily ;)
Neither do...AAH! MY SHOE!

*runs*

Now who's being sarcastic? :p


honestly......I LOVE it!

Ah. Yorkshire. Say no more, I understand (or don't, as the case may be ;) ) perfectly.

ALSO: Heh. Peech hasn't responded. The accent has scared her too much. Ah well.
when I went to RAF cadet camp at Brize Norton (Oxfordshire) last year, my school was the only Northern school there so we all put on really strong northern accents, the silly pansy southerners couldn't understand a word we were saying, we also taught them to say 'owdo'

honestly......I LOVE it!
:D :p :fluffle: :p :D

when I went to RAF cadet camp at Brize Norton (Oxfordshire) last year, my school was the only Northern school there so we all put on really strong northern accents, the silly pansy southerners couldn't understand a word we were saying, we also taught them to say 'owdo'
I hope you also said 'owt' and 'nowt'. Some don't consider these lancastrian - I say they know nowt ;)

I hope you also said 'owt' and 'nowt'. Some don't consider these lancastrian - I say they know nowt ;)
I say those without really thinking about it anyway so yeah

This whole contest is a bunch of sexist bull. Who really cares who is the Prom Queen or King? All this contest does is perpetuate gender stereotypes.

This whole contest is a bunch of sexist bull. Who really cares who is the Prom Queen or King? All this contest does is perpetuate gender stereotypes.
Quiet you.

This whole contest is a bunch of sexist bull. Who really cares who is the Prom Queen or King? All this contest does is perpetuate gender stereotypes.
http://kadreg.free.fr/perso/moules/troll-or.jpg

damn trolls :rolleyes:

Quiet you.
Why should I be quiet? No one else seems to be pointing this out. It's a pathetic popularity contest based on who fulfils their gender stereotypes the best

http://kadreg.free.fr/perso/moules/troll-or.jpg

damn trolls :rolleyes:
Whatever. I'm just saying. Don't get all pissy.

Why should I be quiet? No one else seems to be pointing this out. It's a pathetic popularity contest based on who fulfils their gender stereotypes the best
Well, I voted tink and Pure metal. Pure Metal is not a jock and tink is not some dizzy prom queen type. I voted them because they're cool and fun and you need to shut up before you spout venomous drivel with no basis in fact.

Why should I be quiet? No one else seems to be pointing this out. It's a pathetic popularity contest based on who fulfils their gender stereotypes the best
*hugs* I dont know you HP, but youll have to realize this is only for fun, theres no harm meant by it :)

Grrlandia eh... thats almost enough to make me like ya, hmm... maybe what you need are some :fluffle:'s?

Whatever. I'm just saying. Don't get all pissy.
sorry, but you did come on a little strong to be fair :)

Why should I be quiet? No one else seems to be pointing this out. It's a pathetic popularity contest based on who fulfils their gender stereotypes the best


*points to thread Exit signs*

"this way out please......"

Well, I voted tink and Pure metal. Pure Metal is not a jock and tink is not some dizzy prom queen type. I voted them because they're cool and fun and you need to shut up before you spout venomous drivel with no basis in fact.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :)

(i didn't know we could vote already... i thought we were still on nominations :confused: (well... spamming anyway :D ) )

This whole contest is a bunch of sexist bull. Who really cares who is the Prom Queen or King? All this contest does is perpetuate gender stereotypes.
:rolleyes: someone is obviously not very popular in school..............

:fluffle: :fluffle: :)

(i didn't know we could vote already... i thought we were still on nominations :confused: (well spamming :D ) )
Probably. But there ain't no way in hell you aren't getting my vote. Either of you.

Well, I voted tink and Pure metal. Pure Metal is not a jock and tink is not some dizzy prom queen type. I voted them because they're cool and fun and you need to shut up before you spout venomous drivel with no basis in fact.
Hey, I'm not saying these are bad people. I don't even know them! I'm just saying, why put this into a popularity contest that is so based on stereotypes? This isn't venom, this is fact. Proms are ridiculous. You want to talk about who you respect the most of both genders, fine, but don't turn them into princesses and princes.

Probably. But there ain't no way in hell you aren't getting my vote. Either of you.
w00t! :) :cool:

*manly hug*

Even the men?
Seeing the rates are (and I'm being optimistic here) 75% male and 25% female, so yeah, also men. :cool:

Hey, I'm not saying these are bad people. I don't even know them! I'm just saying, why put this into a popularity contest that is so based on stereotypes? This isn't venom, this is fact. Proms are ridiculous. You want to talk about who you respect the most of both genders, fine, but don't turn them into princesses and princes.
3 words:

Who. Fucking. Cares.

Well, I voted tink and Pure metal. Pure Metal is not a jock and tink is not some dizzy prom queen type. I voted them because they're cool and fun and you need to shut up before you spout venomous drivel with no basis in fact.
*blush* thanks :fluffle:

:rolleyes: someone is obviously not very popular in school..............
Because I think proms are ridiculous? I'm long out of high school and I could care less about proms. What I DO care about is womyn being forced into the typical role of 'princess' and 'queen' in contests like this, as though their worth is based solely on the fact that they have tits and big hair.

Originally posted by HerPower
Hey, I'm not saying these are bad people. I don't even know them! I'm just saying, why put this into a popularity contest that is so based on stereotypes? This isn't venom, this is fact. Proms are ridiculous. You want to talk about who you respect the most of both genders, fine, but don't turn them into princesses and princes.

I don't mean to be rude, but I think you may be a little misinformed about general. See General is basically a pre-existing clique with the exception of the 30 and 40 year-olds, of course.

*blush* thanks :fluffle:
(script continued from previous post)...and tink fluffles a lot which is grrreat!

3 words:

Who. Fucking. Cares.
The people who vote in these things.

Because I think proms are ridiculous? I'm long out of high school and I could care less about proms. What I DO care about is womyn being forced into the typical role of 'princess' and 'queen' in contests like this, as though their worth is based solely on the fact that they have tits and big hair.
Do you know Jesussaves?

Jesus saves, everyone else takes full damage

I don't mean to be rude, but I think you may be a little misinformed about general. See General is basically a pre-existing clique with the exception of the 30 and 40 year-olds, of course.
Ah. Wonderful.

Hey, I'm not saying these are bad people. I don't even know them! I'm just saying, why put this into a popularity contest that is so based on stereotypes? This isn't venom, this is fact. Proms are ridiculous. You want to talk about who you respect the most of both genders, fine, but don't turn them into princesses and princes.
but i want a crown..........................

Do you know Jesussaves?

Jesus saves, everyone else takes full damage
Good for Jesus. No, I'm not a Christian. Religion does nothing but restrain womyn.

The people who vote in these things.

I like your views, though I am no against this thread, NS really needs a good feminist.

but i want a crown..........................
So get one! You probably deserve it! Does it have to be as a 'princess' or 'prom queen'? Wouldn't you prefer to be judged as a complete person in stead of just a 'chick'?

Here's your crown (http://www.io.com/~iareth/crown.jpg) ;)

Good for Jesus. No, I'm not a Christian. Religion does nothing but restrain womyn.
womyn? They like wyrms or something? Or am I missing something vital here...

Because I think proms are ridiculous? I'm long out of high school and I could care less about proms. What I DO care about is womyn being forced into the typical role of 'princess' and 'queen' in contests like this, as though their worth is based solely on the fact that they have tits and big hair.
o god, a feminist....................

I know my worth isn't based solely on my boobs and hair! if it was then why would I have friends on here that are girls? and why would I have had friends before people on here even saw how big my boobs are?

o god, a feminist....................

I know my worth isn't based solely on my boobs and hair! if it was then why would I have friends on here that are girls? and why would I have had friends before people on here even saw how big my boobs are?
You go, girlfriend!

Good for Jesus. No, I'm not a Christian. Religion does nothing but restrain womyn.
Look Im all for womens lib, and equality - but do you really think you're helping a cause by coming in here like this? Its just a few people trying to have a little harmless fun, and what's all this nonsense about it perpetuating stereotype? If that were true it would apply equally so to the males being 'voted' on... in which case it seems this is social stereotyping, and not distict to women alone. Sorry, your argument is full of holes.

*hug*

Please, if you want to come in, just have a little fun with it - dont take it so seriously! :)

So get one! You probably deserve it! Does it have to be as a 'princess' or 'prom queen'? Wouldn't you prefer to be judged as a complete person in stead of just a 'chick'?
i do have one actually, when i find it :( (damn brainless bimboness :( )

anyway I am judged as a complete person, you can't come on here and in your forst few posts judge me because I got elected as prom queen, you don't know if I got my nomination because of the way i look or my personality because you don't know either

o god, a feminist....................

I know my worth isn't based solely on my boobs and hair! if it was then why would I have friends on here that are girls? and why would I have had friends before people on here even saw how big my boobs are?
Yes, I'm a feminist. And I use womyn instead of women because I'm not just a prefix for men. Womyn have been forced into gender roles for generations, and we've been brought up to think that our looks are still more important thatn our brains. That's a bunch of crap, and you may know it, but heavens forbid you fight it.

Look Im all for womens lib, and equality - but do you really think you're helping a cause by coming in here like this? Its just a few people trying to have a little harmless fun, and all this nonsense about it perpetuating stereotype? If that were true it would apply equally so to the males being 'voted' on... in which case it seems this is social stereotyping, and not distict to women alone. Sorry, your argument is full of holes.

*hug*

Please, if you want to come in, just have a little fun with it - dont take it so seriously! :)
Also, by stereotyping all of us as the typical, American Media-perpetuated prom-going types, you're just as bad as some of the real women-oppressors. Have fun here, but don't just post to spoil fun.

EDIT: Oh god, you refuse to have men in your gender. That is one of the few things I really disagree on. You aren't pro-women at all, are you? You're just anti-men.

Yes, I'm a feminist. And I use womyn instead of women because I'm not just a prefix for men. Womyn have been forced into gender roles for generations, and we've been brought up to think that our looks are still more important thatn our brains. That's a bunch of crap, and you may know it, but heavens forbid you fight it.
omg I'm going to vomit

Also, by stereotyping all of us as the typical, American Media-perpetuated prom-going types, you're just as bad as some of the real women-oppressors. Have fun here, but don't just post to spoil fun.

EDIT: Oh god, you refuse to have men in your gender. That is one of the few things I really disagree on. You aren't pro-women at all, are you? You're just anti-men.
How is being prowomyn anti-man? Why should i have man in my gender, if my gender is not male? The language was not created for womyn, it was created for men, and we were included after the fact. Man, and mankind meaning humans. Would you be okay with woman and womankind meaning humans? Why is one okay and the other is bad?

Yes, I'm a feminist. And I use womyn instead of women because I'm not just a prefix for men. Womyn have been forced into gender roles for generations, and we've been brought up to think that our looks are still more important thatn our brains. That's a bunch of crap, and you may know it, but heavens forbid you fight it.
I suppose you were among the select few who supported the name change from french fries to freedom fries too? Might just as well have been since that statement is just about as absurd.

If you have a problem with the word 'women' why not use one of the several thousand polically correct counterparts such as 'ladies', 'girls' etc etc.?

*Cries*

I need a date.

[/attentionwhoring] :p

The Apprentice has taught me that using sex to your advantage is a good way to get things done.

*Cries*

I need a date.

[/attentionwhoring] :p
Aww! :fluffle:

The Apprentice has taught me that using sex to your advantage is a good way to get things done.
it's very true!

Aww! :fluffle:

Teh :fluffle: !!

I'm going with Euro as my date since he nominated me. ;)

I suppose you were among the select few who supported the name change from french fries to freedom fries too? Might just as well have been since that statement is just about as absurd.

If you have a problem with the word 'women' why not use one of the several thousand polically correct counterparts such as 'ladies', 'girls' etc etc.?
What is so bad about womyn instead of women? It still sounds the same, we dont need to change the word completely, we just need to take back the meaning so that it is talking about females instead of womyn as extension of men.

How is being prowomyn anti-man? Why should i have man in my gender, if my gender is not male? The language was not created for womyn, it was created for men, and we were included after the fact. Man, and mankind meaning humans. Would you be okay with woman and womankind meaning humans? Why is one okay and the other is bad?
don't you mean humyns :rolleyes:

Yes, I'm a feminist. And I use womyn instead of women because I'm not just a prefix for men. Womyn have been forced into gender roles for generations, and we've been brought up to think that our looks are still more important thatn our brains. That's a bunch of crap, and you may know it, but heavens forbid you fight it.
or use the Dutch: "wijf"

plural "wijven"

and no, I don't support the name change of french fries. I have nothing against the french.

What is so bad about womyn instead of women? It still sounds the same, we dont need to change the word completely, we just need to take back the meaning so that it is talking about females instead of womyn as extension of men.

You know, I have a sister just like you.

Man I love my house.

How is being prowomyn anti-man? Why should i have man in my gender, if my gender is not male? The language was not created for womyn, it was created for men, and we were included after the fact. Man, and mankind meaning humans. Would you be okay with woman and womankind meaning humans? Why is one okay and the other is bad?
You know, I don't generally say 'mankind'. I say people. And you seem to want to oppress guys. I'm sorry, I can't argue with you. You'll probably just call me a male chauvenist without knowing my real thoughts and be done. So I'll stop.

don't you mean humyns :rolleyes:
No, I prefer people.

You know, I have a sister just like you.

Man I love my house.
kill her now!!




*hopes the n00b doesn't look at her motto*

There will be a Queen, a King, two princesses, two princes, and a Court Jester ;)
I nominate myself as court jester.
First reason, look left.
Second reason, i go totally medieveal on your ass if you dont add me to the list. (http://de.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/itsme_honorableman/detail?.dir=/5c2d&.dnm=6bf4.jpg&.src=ph) ;)

No, I prefer people.

And we prefer Women.

'nough said.

You know, I don't generally say 'mankind'. I say people. And you seem to want to oppress guys. I'm sorry, I can't argue with you. You'll probably just call me a male chauvenist without knowing my real thoughts and be done. So I'll stop.
In what way do I want to opress men? Just because I want to use womyn instead? What have I said that makes you think I hate men, or want womyn to be above them? This is always the way that people react to feminism! Like we have to be man hating lesbians, becaus nothing else makes sense.

kill her now!!




*hopes the n00b doesn't look at her motto*

I've freaking tried!

But these femi-nazis have super strength !

I've freaking tried!

But these femi-nazis have super strength !
Your sister believes in herself, and doesn't use her feminimity to advance herself, and she is a feminazi? how is that?

I nominate myself as court jester.
First reason, look left.
Second reason, i go totally medieveal on your ass if you dont add me to the list. (http://de.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/itsme_honorableman/detail?.dir=/5c2d&.dnm=6bf4.jpg&.src=ph) ;)
Since someone else nominated Lakren again I second that!

In what way do I want to opress men? Just because I want to use womyn instead? What have I said that makes you think I hate men, or want womyn to be above them? This is always the way that people react to feminism! Like we have to be man hating lesbians, becaus nothing else makes sense.
Did I even suggest you are homosexual? Now who is jumping to conclusions.

Arrgh! I will stop!

Your sister believes in herself, and doesn't use her feminimity to advance herself, and she is a feminazi? how is that?
what's wrong with using feminimity to get what you want?!

Did I even suggest you are homosexual? Now who is jumping to conclusions.

Arrgh! I will stop!
No but you said I hate men.

What is so bad about womyn instead of women? It still sounds the same, we dont need to change the word completely, we just need to take back the meaning so that it is talking about females instead of womyn as extension of men.
So by randomly making up words or by replacing a few letters you manage to change the meaning? Thats nothing more than petty. I agree, there is bias in language, but there are parts of the developed english language that deal with this. Would you be happier if the language was biased towards females? To be honest I don't think I care one way or another - perhaps we can start a petition and have this changed to keep you happy. Either that, or we can break it down - ladykind, and mankind - the two factions of peoplekind? Or we can create a new, more defined, politically correct language that adresses these concerns?

and she is a feminazi? how is that?

Artists reconstruction -

http://artpad.art.com/?idd314kegcs

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOME!!


*runs and hides*

I don't even use women/girl often. Practically only on the internet. I speak French more often than English so I use Femme/Fille.

A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOME!!


*runs and hides*

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