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The Plutonian Empires link didnt work for me, is there any way to fix this, TPE? thankyou!
http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7706/qc42005031100344705gj.jpg
Does it work now?

That is so sweet of you to wax for your wife! :)

Meh ... she likes me hairy. I wax for myself.

Nice tatts Keru....

(glad Mom is doing better :) )

Originally posted by Keruvalia
Meh ... she likes me hairy. I wax for myself

Wouldn't that be kind of itchy with you being hairy? :eek:

Meh ... she likes me hairy. I wax for myself.

waxing is sheer torture. At least it is according to the parts I wax. OUCH :(

waxing is sheer torture. At least it is according to the parts I wax. OUCH :(
Tell me about it... owie!! :eek:

Sorry to threadjack, but is anyone having trouble accessing NS (the site)? I keep trying to log in my nation, but the site just won't load...

Tell me about it... owie!! :eek:

I made the mistake of trying to wax myself when my waxer was on vacation. BAD IDEA. I thought I'd try the cold wax....urg. I was screaming like a little girl. I finally had to call my best friend and she had to finish the job. I will NEVER do it myself again.

Sorry to threadjack, but is anyone having trouble accessing NS (the site)? I keep trying to log in my nation, but the site just won't load...
its down :(

Sorry to threadjack, but is anyone having trouble accessing NS (the site)? I keep trying to log in my nation, but the site just won't load...


Yeah sweetie...its been screwy on me too.

I made the mistake of trying to wax myself when my waxer was on vacation. BAD IDEA. I thought I'd try the cold wax....urg. I was screaming like a little girl. I finally had to call my best friend and she had to finish the job. I will NEVER do it myself again.
I have to self wax... I would worry that if I went to have it done it would be some hot girl and... well, you get the picture. :D

So yeah, I take care of it myself!

I'm having trouble, too, TPE. :(

It's down? Sheiit. :mad:

If only I had godly powers.... :D

I have to self wax... I would worry that if I went to have it done it would be some hot girl and... well, you get the picture. :D

So yeah, I take care of it myself!


Oh yeah....might pose a problem for you menfolk! I guess I'm not skilled in the art of waxing.

Oh yeah....might pose a problem for you menfolk! I guess I'm not skilled in the art of waxing.
Well, thats just it isnt it... and Im not sure Id really want a guy doing it... its not that Im not comfortable with my sexuality or have a problem with guys who swing the other way - I just dont know if I want another man touching things down there... you know, moving it about and stuff to get the job done. I just think that might be... oh... a little awkward?

I've always been baffled--why on Earth would anyone want to "wax" themselves?! :confused:

The lady who does mine is 6'3,from Jamaica, so she has this wonderful accent and her name is Anastasia. She has no mercy on me though. RRRRRIIIIPPP!! :eek:

Your bikini waxer sounds enchanting Peech! :eek:

I've always been baffled--why on Earth would anyone want to "wax" themselves?! :confused:
It makes things better for everyone! Both with respect to appearance and to sensation... its just... better ;)

Yes, I'd agree with LM. Think about it TPE. The light is off and you just can't seem to find what you're looking for underneath all that fuzz...

Your bikini waxer sounds enchanting Peech! :eek:

She's quite lovely. She plays this music that will absolutely put you in a trance and has incense burning. Fluffs my pillow. Shes magical. I always give her a huge gratuity. Wait, I always give everyone a huge gratuity.

Yes, I'd agree with LM. Think about it TPE. The light is off and you just can't seem to find what you're looking for underneath all that fuzz...
Wow... Ive never had THAT much fuzz! Haha! I can always seem to 'find' it! haha!

Yes, I'd agree with LM. Think about it TPE. The light is off and you just can't seem to find what you're looking for underneath all that fuzz...
:eek: !!!

I prefer ladies who like things "the natural way" ;)

Originally posted by PTE
I prefer ladies who like things "the natural way"

Yes, but sometimes things are too "natural". ;)

Yes, but sometimes things are too "natural". ;)
Eh? How so?

GAH!

NS' still down.

Think of all those nations people are losing because they can't get in on time :(

GAH!

NS' still down.

Think of all those nations people are losing because they can't get in on time :(

I think the kind of people who would let their nation go 27 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes before logging in aren't likely to be coming back at all.

I think the kind of people who would let their nation go 27 days, 23 hours and 59 minutes before logging in aren't likely to be coming back at all.
Huh? I thought vacation mode took nations to 60 days?

Huh? I thought vacation mode took nations to 60 days?

Oh, you were talking about vacation mode? Again, though, the people that let the deadline get that close aren't usually coming back at all.

Oh, you were talking about vacation mode? Again, though, the people that let the deadline get that close aren't usually coming back at all.
Actually, I was referring to all nations, not just vacation mode...

Doesn't it take 10 days for a non-vacationing nation to be deleted, rather than 28 or 30 days?

Actually, I was referring to all nations, not just vacation mode...

Doesn't it take 10 days for a non-vacationing nation to be deleted, rather than 28 or 30 days?

No, it's 28 for regular nations and 60 for vacation-mode nations.

No, it's 28 for regular nations and 60 for vacation-mode nations.
Ah. I see now.

Jeez. What's taking so long to bring it back up?

Meh ... she likes me hairy. I wax for myself.

I'm relatively hairless, but keep things even smoother with a daily shave. Only place I have hair is a bit on the legs and arms, the head of course and a little velcro strip under my bottom lip.

dont feel cheap. i would PAY to touch that.

*blushes*

No charge fer you, darlin'!

Originally posted by LM
Wow... Ive never had THAT much fuzz! Haha! I can always seem to 'find' it! haha!

Haha!

Originally posted by TPE
Eh? How so?

Haha again!

*in his narrators voice* And out of nowhere a surprise challenger enters the competition!,Perhaps he can win it all and snatch away victory!...Wait! No!! ITS HORRIBLE!! LOOK AWAY! LOOOK AWAY!!!

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/1599/lookaway6ub.th.jpg (http://img198.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img198&image=lookaway6ub.jpg)

*in his narrators voice* And out of nowhere a surprise challenger enters the competition!,Perhaps he can win it all and snatch away victory!...Wait! No!! ITS HORRIBLE!! LOOK AWAY! LOOOK AWAY!!!

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/1599/lookaway6ub.th.jpg (http://img198.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img198&image=lookaway6ub.jpg)
yay! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

What the hell are you ashamed of?

:eek: !!!

I prefer ladies who like things "the natural way" ;)
I'm not too fond of coughing up hairballs the next day myself.

What no cheese and onion? Pasties? What are you people on about?

A more artistic one. Don't be fooled, though. I'm a hairy mo-fo. I waxed.

http://www.unlc.biz/images/james005.jpg
does anyone know CPR????????????? this just used up 4 of my nine lives!!!!!!!!!

does anyone know CPR????????????? this just used up 4 of my nine lives!!!!!!!!!
*raises hand*
I do

*in his narrators voice* And out of nowhere a surprise challenger enters the competition!,Perhaps he can win it all and snatch away victory!...Wait! No!! ITS HORRIBLE!! LOOK AWAY! LOOOK AWAY!!!

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/1599/lookaway6ub.th.jpg (http://img198.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img198&image=lookaway6ub.jpg)
well. well. well. its not horrible at all, and i think the girls agree!

*raises hand*
I do
oh its you!! mouth to mouth then, for sure!
and do take your time :D

Geez, you might as well call me the hulk :D

Yeeeah! ... except you're not very green.

oh its you!! mouth to mouth then, for sure!
and do take your time :D
Only mouth to mouth or chest massaging too? :eek:

Only mouth to mouth or chest massaging too? :eek:
:eek: there goes my fifth life with that imagery................

:eek: there goes my fifth life with that imagery................
I'd better hurry up then

*mouth to mouths OM*



I can do mouth to nose too....

:eek: there goes my fifth life with that imagery................


damnit-you guys are going to kill Occ....then who will embalm her???


*starts reading "Embalm it Yourself" books*

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7706/qc42005031100344705gj.jpg
Does it work now?
it works now, TPE!!!
and *whistles* thank you!

damnit-you guys are going to kill Occ....then who will embalm her???


*starts reading "Embalm it Yourself" books*
dont embalm me......just let the NS hunks have their way with me until i start to rot-then, put me in my best friends beer refrigerator, for the ultimate final, practical joke.



what a life!

dont embalm me......just let the NS hunks have their way with me until i start to rot-then, put me in my best friends beer refrigerator, for the ultimate final, practical joke.



what a life!


*takes notes*

I shall see those final arrangements through. You still have 4 lives left though....so enjoy them.

Whooo... there's some hot male chest going on!

dont embalm me......just let the NS hunks have their way with me until i start to rot-then, put me in my best friends beer refrigerator, for the ultimate final, practical joke.



what a life!
That thread begs so many questions...

Occidio, you have a far kinkier imagination than you let on! :D

YAY! Eichen is back! :fluffle:

That thread begs so many questions...

Occidio, you have a far kinkier imagination than you let on! :D
welcome back, rogue. beg on TG ;)

Whooo... there's some hot male chest going on!
oh yeah there is.

I'm sorry Occ, but I'm still going to have to refrain from enterring this competition. Taking a look at the entries, I would feel bad joining and showing all these fine gentlemen up. So, regrettably, I will not enter. I am sorry.

:D

I'm sorry Occ, but I'm still going to have to refrain from enterring this competition. Taking a look at the entries, I would feel bad joining and showing all these fine gentlemen up. So, regrettably, I will not enter. I am sorry.

:D
that is so wrong. can i plead with you on msn?

I'm sorry Occ, but I'm still going to have to refrain from enterring this competition. Taking a look at the entries, I would feel bad joining and showing all these fine gentlemen up. So, regrettably, I will not enter. I am sorry.

:D
Awww. Come on.

I did it too and I'm no Adonis either

Awww. Come on.

I did it too and I'm no Adonis either
i beg to differ, LP. i think you are way hot. how about a picture with your hair down?

that is so wrong. can i plead with you on msn?

Yeah, you'd have to sign on though....

i beg to differ, LP. i think you are way hot. how about a picture with your hair down?
I'm guessing you don't mean this (http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7885/dsc001580av.jpg)?


How about this (http://img36.exs.cx/img36/7808/369ch.gif)?
(my new favorite pic of myself)

i beg to differ, LP. i think you are way hot. how about a picture with your hair down?


heres one

http://img74.exs.cx/img74/7278/peech8ud.jpg

*snickers*

I'm guessing you don't mean this (http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7885/dsc001580av.jpg)?


How about this (http://img36.exs.cx/img36/7808/369ch.gif)?
(my new favorite pic of myself)

I think she means hair down AND no shirt.

I think she means hair down AND no shirt.
this guy , he reads minds.
i will sign on in a sec, i am uploading these chest photos so they are clickys in the first post of the thread.

I'm guessing you don't mean this (http://img54.exs.cx/img54/7885/dsc001580av.jpg)?


How about this (http://img36.exs.cx/img36/7808/369ch.gif)?
(my new favorite pic of myself)
you must use conditioner. nice :)

i like that pic of you , also. except you arent, you know, naked.

you must use conditioner. nice :)

i like that pic of you , also. except you arent, you know, naked.
women envy my überstraight hair

And I'll get a nekkid one just for you, but it may be a while

:eek: women envy my überstraight hair

And I'll get a nekkid one just for you, but it may be a while
wow. by a while i hope you mean a few seconds, right? ;)

women envy my überstraight hair

And I'll get a nekkid one just for you, but it may be a while



whoa....

:eek:
wow. by a while i hope you mean a few seconds, right? ;)
Alas. I left the digital camera at home. so I'm thinking more like next week


*hides*

its worth waiting for.

its worth waiting for.
:eek:

I just discovered that I can cover my nipples with my hair without looking down

:eek:

I just discovered that I can cover my nipples with my hair without looking down


pfft......I've been able to do that for a loooong time.

pfft......I've been able to do that for a loooong time.
Meeeeow

Meeeeow

I just thought of another great reinactment photo LP......*looks innocent*

I just thought of another great reinactment photo LP......*looks innocent*
Give it to me baby :fluffle:

its worth waiting for.

What's taking so long? Yeesh.

What's taking so long? Yeesh.
The lack of a digital camera? :rolleyes:

The lack of a digital camera? :rolleyes:

Oh, sorry. I didn't mean you. I meant what was taking her so long to do the pictures. I should have been more specific.

Oh, sorry. I didn't mean you. I meant what was taking her so long to do the pictures. I should have been more specific.
And what about you? What's keeping you from posting naked pics?

What's taking so long? Yeesh.
i am slow. slower than slow. and at work, so i got interrupted. soon, soon. :)

And what about you? What's keeping you from posting naked pics?

The same reason as you. I'm at my parents house for the week, and I left my camera at my apartment. That, and shame.

Glad to be back. :D Had to take care of a few things over the weekend.

LP, who's the hot chick to your left on stage?
EDIT: http://img36.exs.cx/img36/7808/369ch.gif

That, and shame.
that makes me sad you would say that. i know of at least two other girls , besides myself,posting onthis thread that appreciate the male form, in all forms. so get over it, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttt.

Ma- I mean, Sdaeriji, post the manliness now, dammit!
You know they won't give up until you do. :p

Ma- I mean, Sdaeriji, post the manliness now, dammit!
You know they won't give up until you do. :p

Well even if I wanted to, I couldn't get a picture taken until Saturday.

Ma- I mean, Sdaeriji, post the manliness now, dammit!
You know they won't give up until you do. :p


*bribes Sd with lifetime season's pass to Red Sox games*

*bribes Sd with lifetime season's pass to Red Sox games*

Nice try.

Nice try.


I could throw in some various Leggo sets :D

I could throw in some various Leggo sets :D

Hmm....

Somehow I don't buy it.

Youre very hard to persuade......


*mutters*

Youre very hard to persuade......


*mutters*

Yes, I am very stubborn.

I can't take a picture anyway. I'm at my parents' for the week. Sorry. :(

Yes, I am very stubborn.

I can't take a picture anyway. I'm at my parents' for the week. Sorry. :(


thats ok doll....

You can still play with all these Lego's :)

Well even if I wanted to, I couldn't get a picture taken until Saturday.
you didnt hear? contest is open for another week. we are waiting for
SDAERIJI
NEW SANCROSANCTIA
VITTOS ORDINATION
RED EAST-(HE PROMISED!)
TRIBES OF LONGTON
{this is my nag list. to be updated daily. ladies, feel free to nag any guy on ns}
AND ALL OTHER MALES ON NATIONSTATES. we arent picky. just appreciative.

you didnt hear? contest is open for another week. we are waiting for
SDAERIJI
NEW SANCROSANCTIA
VITTOS ORDINATION
RED EAST-(HE PROMISED!)
TRIBES OF LONGTON
{this is my nag list. to be updated daily. ladies, feel free to nag any guy on ns}
AND ALL OTHER MALES ON NATIONSTATES. we arent picky. just appreciative.

I already told you I would show you a picture of my bare chest if you returned the favor.

Glad to be back. :D Had to take care of a few things over the weekend.

LP, who's the hot chick to your left on stage?
EDIT: http://img36.exs.cx/img36/7808/369ch.gif
No kidding! Good greif shes HOT!!! LP - Im coming to visit you!! :eek:

I hope that you don't mind sharing... well, I hope she doesnt either!! Woo!!

you didnt hear? contest is open for another week. we are waiting for
SDAERIJI
NEW SANCROSANCTIA
VITTOS ORDINATION
RED EAST-(HE PROMISED!)
TRIBES OF LONGTON
{this is my nag list. to be updated daily. ladies, feel free to nag any guy on ns}
AND ALL OTHER MALES ON NATIONSTATES. we arent picky. just appreciative.


Add Drunk Commies to the list...

*nags*

*bribes Sd with lifetime season's pass to Red Sox games*
So Sdjaeriji, I guess we'll be expectin' a post on Saturday?

I already told you I would show you a picture of my bare chest if you returned the favor.
you go first

you go first

I can't until Saturday.

Post Number One In The Thread Has Clicky Pictures Of All Sexy Contestants.
Nag List Is Posted There Too.

I can't until Saturday.
neither can i

neither can i

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure....:)

i just thought of this. guys, you can enter anonymously. use your puppet nations, or e mail me. occidiomultus@yahoo.com

hehe, you just want your own personal file of topless blokes don't you ;)

i just thought of this. guys, you can enter anonymously. use your puppet nations, or e mail me. occidiomultus@yahoo.com


guys, how can you deny this lovely lady and how accomodating she is being for you all???

anty up boys......

hehe, you just want your own personal file of topless blokes don't you ;)
huh?? who me???? *looks around*
i think theres a lot of women downloading these pics for uhhh...personal use.
i , however, am not one.

huh?? who me???? *looks around*
i think theres a lot of women downloading these pics for uhhh...personal use.
i , however, am not one.
laughs hysterically

laughs hysterically
feels guitly for a sec.... no wait. forget that :D

laughs hysterically

yeah...thats right... :p

Are gorillas allowed in this tourney?

Are gorillas allowed in this tourney?
Look at my arms. They let me post, didn't they?

Glad to be back. :D Had to take care of a few things over the weekend.

LP, who's the hot chick to your left on stage?
EDIT: http://img36.exs.cx/img36/7808/369ch.gif
She's our singer (obviously, because she has the mic)

Look at my arms. They let me post, didn't they?
Yeah, but this isnt about arms. ;) And you have the constitutional right to bear arms, i dont.

She's our singer (obviously, because she has the mic)
Do you think you could convince her to serenade me LP? :D

Do you think you could convince her to serenade me LP? :D
I think you could convince her to do it yourself ;)

Yeah, but this isnt about arms. ;) And you have the constitutional right to bear arms, i dont.
Ah, it's a right I cherish.

But if this doesn't convince you that all primates are allowed entry, maybe this will. Compare:

http://www.quantumflash.net/me2.jpghttp://www.vancouverhumanesociety.bc.ca/library/images/Chimp.jpg

That should leave no questions unanswered.

Ah, it's a right I cherish.

But if this doesn't convince you that all primates are allowed entry, maybe this will. Compare:

http://www.quantumflash.net/me2.jpghttp://www.vancouverhumanesociety.bc.ca/library/images/Chimp.jpg

That should leave no questions unanswered.


look at that handsome devil on the right....erm...left-LEFT!!

:D

I think you could convince her to do it yourself ;)
Mmmm I bet the girls there have hella sexy accents too... Mmm... LP Im coming to visit now for sure, Ill buy the beer!! We can go on some sort of pirate like crusade!! Haha! :p

That's one monkey I'd like to spank

Mmmm I bet the girls there have hella sexy accents too... Mmm... LP Im coming to visit now for sure, Ill buy the beer!! We can go on some sort of pirate like crusade!! Haha! :p
Meh. I'm not a big fan of Dutch accents (mainly because they're still horribly Dutch)

Meh. I'm not a big fan of Dutch accents (mainly because they're still horribly Dutch)
Ill have to hear a few via whispers in my ear, pillow giggles, carnal sex screams, licks and stuff you know... before I can decide for sure anyway! Haha! :p

Ill have to hear a few via whispers in my ear, pillow giggles, carnal sex screams, licks and stuff you know... before I can decide for sure anyway! Haha! :p


you are sooooooo Lascivious! To the Max even ;)

you are sooooooo Lascivious! To the Max even ;)
Aye! To the Max ;)

*lick* :D

That's one monkey I'd like to spank

That was brilliant, Stumpy.

I'm still giggling...

Hey Occy, can we send the real photos to yer email?

That's one monkey I'd like to spank
I.. uhhhh... Okay.

*Bends Over*

I'm ready now.

it works now, TPE!!!
and *whistles* thank you!
What makes me worth *whistles*ing about? :confused:

I.. uhhhh... Okay.

*Bends Over*

I'm ready now.
*sneaks in a quick spank*
SMACK! :p

*sneaks in a quick spank*
SMACK! :p
That hurt! :mad: But I liked it just a little. :D

*quickly occupies self with something manly and heterosexual*

*crickets chirping*

*Tumbleweed rolls by*

*Lone wolf howls forlornly*

*sounds of a monkey getting spanked*

*stunned by all the animals breaking the silence, Lasc loses composure, trips and hits his head on a chair*

Ow! :eek:

*sounds of a monkey getting spanked*
LOLROFLMFAO!!!!! :D

Awwww. Poor thing

*kisses Lasc on his head*

Better?

Awwww. Poor thing.

*kisses monkey on his head*

Kinkier?

Awwww. Poor thing.

*kisses monkey on his head*

Kinkier?
Ook ook




LMAO :D

Awwww. Poor thing.

*kisses monkey on his head*

Kinkier?
My Monkey (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/_39315285_monkey300.jpg) says thank you :)

*rubs his noggin*

Awwww. Poor thing

*kisses Lasc on his head*

Better?Thank you Mr. Pirate sir :)

My Monkey (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/_39315285_monkey300.jpg) says thank you :)
I had to save that... that's the cutest monkey ever!

I had to save that... that's the cutest monkey ever!
I know, I want to get one, it can sleep in a little bed made of a matchbox by my bed. I will teach it how to pick up all the she-monkeys and how to roll joints... ah, the times we would have together me and my monkey...

Of course Id have to worry about the females I brought home, the last one said she wanted to beat my monkey!! I had to ask her nicely to please leave. How fortunate that I had not yet taken my monkey out! :eek:

I know, I want to get one, it can sleep in a little bed made of a matchbox by my bed. I will teach it how to pick up all the she-monkeys and how to roll joints... ah, the times we would have together me and my monkey...
I'm having a moment... That is so fukkin' cool...

Of course Id have to worry about the females I brought home,
A primate that cool could only increase your pussy-scoring -ratio, my friend. ;)

I'm having a moment... That is so fukkin' cool...

A primate that cool could only increase your pussy-scoring -ratio, my friend. ;)
If only it were legal to own them. *sigh*

You can buy them on the black-market from what Ive read, but prices for rare and exotic monkeys, in particular the smaller ones - are more than a little 'exotic' themselves! Id be selling a kidney to afford a monkey like that one.

A primate that cool could only increase your pussy-scoring -ratio, my friend.
If only it were legal to own them. *sigh*

You can buy them on the black-market from what Ive read, but prices for rare and exotic monkeys, in particular the smaller ones - are more than a little 'exotic' themselves! Id be selling a kidney to afford a monkey like that one.
Well, we can always have kids.

We just can't teach them to roll decent joints. :rolleyes:

Well, we can always have kids.

We just can't teach them to roll decent joints. :rolleyes:
Or build bongs out of cans

Well, we can always have kids.

We just can't teach them to roll decent joints. :rolleyes:
Yeah, I dont really think Im the type to have children anyway.

Hmm... I could find a good looking girl with a passion for rolling though... :p

*walks in on boy talk of monkeys and joints*


oh my......

*walks in on boy talk of monkeys and joints*


oh my......
Haha, its ok - we can stop now! :)

(on a side note, I shouldnt mislead ya all - I really dont smoke much at all anymore, but Id be happy to rub out a beer and give you the can!)

Yeah, I dont really think Im the type to have children anyway.

Hmm... I could find a good looking girl with a passion for rolling though... :p
Been there. Once they're stoned, you always wind up as potmaster, trust me.

EDIT: Providing your a good roller, though.

Isn't this thread supposed to be about the male human chest? :p :D

Originally Posted by Lascivious Maximus
A primate that cool could only increase your pussy-scoring -ratio, my friend.
If only it were legal to own them. *sigh*

You can buy them on the black-market from what Ive read, but prices for rare and exotic monkeys, in particular the smaller ones - are more than a little 'exotic' themselves! Id be selling a kidney to afford a monkey like that one.

Did you not see the episode of Friends where Ross brings home a monkey and Rachel loses it? What if you got high and then lost the monkey? :eek:

Buying her love might work better then a monkey. :)

I want to see Hak's REAL photo... as in, within at least 1 year?

That was brilliant, Stumpy.

I'm still giggling...

Hey Occy, can we send the real photos to yer email?
of course!!!!!!

Awwww. Poor thing

*kisses Lasc on his head*

Better?
why the HELL is all this gay man action going on in my thread between guys that I am attempting to bed??? :eek:

I'm having a moment... That is so fukkin' cool...


A primate that cool could only increase your pussy-scoring -ratio, my friend. ;)
no. any man with a pet monkey is not getting laid. no girl wants some nasty zoo animal throwing its shit at you during interpersonal relations!

no. any man with a pet monkey is not getting laid. no girl wants some nasty zoo animal throwing its shit at you during interpersonal relations!

Dang...I thought that was called "foreplay".

If only it were legal to own them. *sigh*

You can buy them on the black-market from what Ive read, but prices for rare and exotic monkeys, in particular the smaller ones - are more than a little 'exotic' themselves! Id be selling a kidney to afford a monkey like that one.
There's the problem of it flinging crap at you and of course what if someone walks in on you punishing the monkey for chucking it's crap at you?
You would soon be known round town as a guy who spanks his monkey.
I can't see you getting too many chicks with that sort of reputation.

*looks innocent and straight*

*looks innocent and straight*


innocent......*laughs hysterically*

innocent......*laughs hysterically*
Makes you think about the straight part, eh? :eek: :confused:

Makes you think about the straight part, eh? :eek: :confused:


As long as you fit me in for some pirate lovin'-I dont care if youre gay , straight, bi or vegetable.

As long as you fit me in for some pirate lovin'-I dont care if youre gay , straight, bi or vegetable.
Shiver me timbers :fluffle:

As long as you fit me in for some pirate lovin'-I dont care if youre gay , straight, bi or vegetable.

Somewhere around the world right now, you've made a Caesar salad very happy.

Dang...I thought that was called "foreplay".
if YOU are the zoo animal, maybe i could consider it.............just not a monkey.

Somewhere around the world right now, you've made a Caesar salad very happy.
or a cucumber ;)

or a cucumber ;)

Nothing like subtlety is there Occy?

Nothing like subtlety is there Occy?
nope. now show us your chest.

bumped for obvious pleasure and enjoyment.

bumped for obvious pleasure and enjoyment.
Can I help? :D

Color me curious yellow, but when exactly will be having the official vote??

I dont know if there is an official date set, but I sure hope that there are some females (well, or males for that matter! - Im not picky!) that like smooth waxen skinny chests - ahem - like mine...

For what its worth girls, Im smooth in all the right places too!
Maybe we can have another contest for that....

Some how you talked me into this OM I dont' know how but you did

Here (http://img184.exs.cx/img184/1928/img02789pc.gif) you go have fun

YAY! More naked guys!

YAY! More naked guys!
I knew you would love it LP
BTW do you have any more of your bands music? You guys rule

More music? I'll check, but I think the others are all in Dutch

More music? I'll check, but I think the others are all in Dutch
I don't really care if it's in dutch, you guys still rule.

I don't really care if it's in dutch, you guys still rule.
Still dwarfwitharifle ?

Still dwarfwitharifle ?
no, deathwitharifle

Some how you talked me into this OM I dont' know how but you did

Here (http://img184.exs.cx/img184/1928/img02789pc.gif) you go have fun

Where'd ya get that rockin' scar?

no, deathwitharifle
where did I get dwarf? :confused:

Where'd ya get that rockin' scar?
I was really angry one day, and took a razor blade, a lighter, and a scalpel blade to it.

where did I get dwarf? :confused:
I have no idea, but it is an interesting thought

I was really angry one day, and took a razor blade, a lighter, and a scalpel blade to it.

Sweet. You should get more tattoos *sage nod*.

I have no idea, but it is an interesting thought
*still confused*

Song is coming right up

*still confused*

Song is coming right up
cool


Sweet. You should get more tattoos *sage nod*.

When I turn 18 I want to get one on my back of the grim reaper shooting a rifle at my other shoulder blade, which will have an hourglass on it.

*still confused*

Song is coming right up
Awesome as always, even though I couldn't understand it, it was still kick ass.

Awesome as always, even though I couldn't understand it, it was still kick ass.
\m/ :D \m/

ROCK!

Some how you talked me into this OM I dont' know how but you did

Here (http://img184.exs.cx/img184/1928/img02789pc.gif) you go have fun
ooh.ooh. a scar. *faints*

any more entries, you have about 15 minutes. i am doing the voting thread now.

AND BUMP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ouch!

actually i am too tires and cant concentrate. 2 more days, its open, so hold onto your pants, gawdly.

It's two days later :D

actually i am too tires and cant concentrate. 2 more days, its open, so hold onto your pants, gawdly.

*bounces from foot to foot*

Need...to...pee...like...a...racehorse...