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well, not really. that would bring a best female chest contest to mind. but who cares about chicks after that babe thread? but what i have in mind is
BEST MALE CHEST CONTEST
all images below are CLICKY
guys you can enter anonymously. use a puppet nation or email me at occidiomultus@yahoo.com
thats right. so post your pics of your sternum, and we shall vote.
how i love being female.
OUR CONTESTANTS SO FAR
CelebrityFrogs- with a bare bones entry (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/XRAY.jpg)
Hylian Peoples- putting arnold s to shame (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zhylian2.jpg) and again (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zhylian.jpg)
World Wide Allies- shirtless and sexy (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zworldwa.jpg)
Legless Pirates- as desirable as ever (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zlp1.jpg) and ever and ever (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zlp2.jpg)
Sdaeriji-with his box of secrets (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zzz.gif) hope this changes soon!
Kanabia- most famous nipples on NS (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zkanabia.jpg)
Lascivious Maximus- in all of his canadian glory. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zlasc1.jpg) twice!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zlasc2.jpg)
Eichen- providing yet another reason to looove body piercing (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zeichen.jpg)
Kiwicrog- first he got wet (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zkiwi1.jpg) then he set it on fire (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zkiwi2.jpg)
Haken Rider- a blast from the past (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zhakenrider.jpg)
Gawdly- the name says it all (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zgawdly.jpg)
Demented Hamsters- first he shows us his pet (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zhamster1.jpg) . then he shows us that he is the REAL ANIMAL (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zhamsters2.jpg)
Keruvalia- screwed, blued and tattooed (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zdrjim1.jpg) ( i meant screwable and blowable, but i wanted it to rhyme :D ) another one (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zdrjim2.jpg)
Plutonian Empire- woo hooooo!!!!!!! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zpluto.jpg)
Johnny Wadd- before the full body amputation (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zhairy.jpg)
Blue Rosa- an obscure poster. a very nice entry (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/zblue.jpg)
JesterIII metal and ink- two of our favorite things! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/Chest1.jpg)
Nationof Fortune-a scar. and just think.....oh wait. he is underage. (http://http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/queenoftaq/ad2a5da0.gif)
you didnt hear? contest is open for another week. we are waiting for
SDAERIJI
NEW SANCROSANCTIA
VITTOS ORDINATION
RED EAST-(HE PROMISED!)
TRIBES OF LONGTON
DRUNK COMMIES
MACLEOD3
SPAAM
{this is my nag list. to be updated daily. ladies, feel free to nag any guy on ns}
AND ALL OTHER MALES ON NATIONSTATES. we arent picky. just appreciative.

http://www.hmc.org.qa/hmc/heartviews/H-V-v3%20N3/imeges2/XRAY.jpg

What d'ya of that then!!!

if this in any way shape or form is against the rules......please let me know. (nicely)
It would've been nice (and made more sense) if you'd asked that in "Moderation", first. :p

Images of bare male chests should be fine. As usual, don't use IMG tags on large images or on quoted images.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation

i love bones!!!! but come on now..........

http://www.hmc.org.qa/hmc/heartviews/H-V-v3%20N3/imeges2/XRAY.jpg

What d'ya of that then!!!

Dude what's up with your lung? You okay?

Hylian Peoples has the best chest. I'll have to convince him to post it.

*wonders if Cog will posts a pic of his*

It would've been nice (and made more sense) if you'd asked that in "Moderation", first. :p

Images of bare male chests should be fine. As usual, don't use IMG tags on large images or on quoted images.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
thank you , sir cogitation. i know i should have asked over in the dungeon, but i just wanted to see you make an appearance in my thread. are you entering the contest?

*crosses everything on her body that can be crossed*
*hopes ferverently*

What about but pictures?

We surely can expect nipple pics from LP. Haha!!

look i found a pic of LP! :p :p

http://www.travelerinthyme.com/Dolls/Trent/RepaintTrents/Quinn-chest.JPG

I'd put money on it that Drunk Commies has a great chest. *imagines*

What about but pictures?
wrong thread. in fact, wrong FORUM.

Originally posted by PM
look i found a pic of LP!

http://www.travelerinthyme.com/Doll...Quinn-chest.JPG

ROFLMAO!

I think he would rather win a prettiest hair contest.

wrong thread. in fact, wrong FORUM.
There is a forum fot but pictures?

thankyou celebrity frogs for your semi braveness. i am going to sew some crotch rocket riders face back on now, and then i will be back. and hopefully, there will be far more participants. ladies- bump this for me if need be. thanks.

Hrmmmm .... *ponders this contest* .... I bet we couldn't do this for the women folk, but that's ok.

I shall contemplate entry.

thankyou celebrity frogs for your semi braveness. i am going to sew some crotch rocket riders face back on now, and then i will be back. and hopefully, there will be far more participants. ladies- bump this for me if need be. thanks.


she always has the coolest work related comments! shows just how boring most of our jobs really are huh?

i wanna sew someones face back on! :(

Dude what's up with your lung? You okay?

My lung is fine! it was just raining that day!

Actually speaking Of lungs, I discovered today, that if you start choking in public to the extent that you turn blue and nearly pass out, nobody will come and help you!!!

My lung is fine! it was just raining that day!

Actually speaking Of lungs, I discovered today, that if you start choking in public to the extent that you turn blue and nearly pass out, nobody will come and help you!!!


I would ... and have!

*wonders if Cog will posts a pic of his*
thank you , sir cogitation. i know i should have asked over in the dungeon, but i just wanted to see you make an appearance in my thread. are you entering the contest?

*crosses everything on her body that can be crossed*
*hopes ferverently*
Uhhh.... Three things:
I don't normally distribute pictures of myself for security reasons (though it would be kinda hard to identify me just from my bare chest since I don't normally go walking around bare-chested, anyway).
I need to start spending a lot more time exercising. I haven't been playing Dance Dance Revolution as much as I should be, so I've still got some flab (though if I'm wearing a shirt then you might not notice that right away). I'm sorry to break that illusion of sexy manliness. Maybe this will cease to be a problem in a few months....
Modesty. No, just... no. :p

--The Democratic States of Cogitation

Yours truely! (http://www.beautiful-stranger.com/images/dislikes/hairy.jpg)

http://www.valuezone.co.uk/chest.gif

My chest. Ain't it sexy?

Originally posted by Sdaeriji
http://www.valuezone.co.uk/chest.gif

My chest. Ain't it sexy?

Extremely. Haha. :rolleyes:

Uhhh.... Three things:
I don't normally distribute pictures of myself for security reasons (though it would be kinda hard to identify me just from my bare chest since I don't normally go walking around bare-chested, anyway).
I need to start spending a lot more time exercising. I haven't been playing Dance Dance Revolution as much as I should be, so I've still got some flab (though if I'm wearing a shirt then you might not notice that right away). I'm sorry to break that illusion of sexy manliness. Maybe this will cease to be a problem in a few months....
Modesty. No, just... no. :p

--The Democratic States of Cogitation


LOL.....ok Cog. We love you just the same...flabby chest and all. ;)

thankyou celebrity frogs for your semi braveness. i am going to sew some crotch rocket riders face back on now, and then i will be back. and hopefully, there will be far more participants. ladies- bump this for me if need be. thanks.
I would if I could.

http://www.valuezone.co.uk/chest.gif

My chest. Ain't it sexy?


cmon now SD, you know you have a smokin' chest.

I would ... and have!

Shame you weren't in Sheffield today! although it has a happy (Questionable) ending, cos I'm still alive... Just!!!

I'm very sorry, CF. The other day I was straightening my hair. My straightener is curved. I had just turned it off when it fell into the toilet. I could have been electrocuted!!! :eek:

http://www.joust3d.com/MitGas/5.jpg


God, I feel like such a show off....that was taken over in Germany.

wow @ HP....

Are you winded there Peech?

http://www.joust3d.com/MitGas/5.jpg


God, I feel like such a show off....that was taken over in Germany.

Very nice, HP. Buff, but not lumpy, lol.

You can show off anytime. :D

I'll put mine up if I can find the camera. And the chord.

I am rather... plumpus.... despite having lost 20 pounds (in weight) over the last month.

Oksana, you're nearly at 2000!

Are you winded there Peech?


Yeah-had to catch my breath. Why arent any of the other guys posting! grrrrr

I bet not only drunk commies has a great chest, but Mcleod too.

look i found a pic of LP! :p :p
Que? (http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8498/dsc001702kd.jpg)

Show us your whole chest, you tease! :p

I knew LP would be posting a nipple. I agree with Alena, show it all!

Are you sure you're ready? :p

Are you sure you're ready? :p

pant...pant... :p

I'm a bit fat.... does that matter?

Ah fuck it.

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5499/dsc001922zq.jpg

*tumbleweed rolls by*

This is either very bad or very good

It's a little bit dim, but otherwise good? I dunno... I'm not used to judging other guys chests :D

Haha! Well I guess HP has no competition then.

It's a little bit dim, but otherwise good? I dunno... I'm not used to judging other guys chests :D
That's my problem with digital cameras. They're either overlighted or underlighted and blurry

Ah fuck it.

http://img105.exs.cx/img105/5499/dsc001922zq.jpg


LP I cant see it at all......dim is an understatement

Originally posted by Peech
LP I cant see it at all......dim is an understatement

And, people complained about not seeing my pic. If the lack of light has anything to with your "fatness", I'd have to say I that it's barely believe that you could be "fat". Not that fat anyway. Maybe some pudge, cute pudge. :rolleyes:

And, people complained about not seeing my pic. If the lack of light has anything to with your "fatness", I'd have to say I that it's barely believe that you could be "fat". Not that fat anyway. Maybe some pudge, cute pudge. :rolleyes:
Fat was maybe a little of an overstatement....
*is happy*
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Contemplates degrading myself ...

hmm ..

*Contemplates degrading myself ...

hmm ..
Do it you slut you :fluffle:

Do it you slut you :fluffle:

Well I do consider myself a dirty whore :rolleyes:

Well I do consider myself a dirty whore :rolleyes:
We're not paying :p

We're not paying :p

Rats :p

Fine.

At least me, Legless and Hylian Peoples are man enough to do it :p

For a limited time only:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/jb909/Img-20050308-2223340062.jpg

Geez, you might as well call me the hulk :D

Fine.

At least me, Legless and Hylian Peoples are man enough to do it :p

For a limited time only:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/jb909/Img-20050308-2223340062.jpg

Geez, you might as well call me the hulk :D
:fluffle:

Yeah-had to catch my breath. Why arent any of the other guys posting! grrrrr

I bet not only drunk commies has a great chest, but Mcleod too.

Thanks for the honourary mention, but I wouldn't want to put the other boys to shame....



What?

:fluffle:

I feel used :p

*tumbleweed rolls by*

This is either very bad or very good

*Hears the gentle breeze, and surroundings becoming a desert*

Oh g-d it's happening to me too ! :(

Whoo Worldwide allies! Don't feel used. You barely did anything.

Very sex-ay WWA. Go you.

Hehe, I'm kidding :)

Thanks guys :fluffle:

Thanks for the honourary mention, but I wouldn't want to put the other boys to shame....



What?

come on now....you have to enter. pretty please with ....something on top?

come on now....you have to enter. pretty please with ....something on top?

No thanks. Can't see much anyway, got stomped on in a "friendly" match on sunday, so kind of covered in cuts and bruises. Not pretty.

No thanks. Can't see much anyway, got stomped on in a "friendly" match on sunday, so kind of covered in cuts and bruises. Not pretty.


sorry to hear Mc :(

I request LP try again. Maybe use a flashlight.

I can't seem to get my tattoos quite right.

What are you talking about Keruvalia?

What are you talking about Keruvalia?

Pic of my chest ... my chest has tattoos on it ... in order to show my chest off properly, the tatts must be seen in just the right way

Okay. So where is your picture Keruvalia?

*Hears the gentle breeze, and surroundings becoming a desert*

Oh g-d it's happening to me too ! :(

Jeez! You guys don't even give a gal a chance to stop drooling long enough to post, and you get all insecure.

Hot stuff, you guys! Thanks for posting your pics!

:D

Anyone else up for prostituting himself?

I need to start spending a lot more time exercising. I haven't been playing Dance Dance Revolution as much as I should be, so I've still got some flab (though if I'm wearing a shirt then you might not notice that right away). I'm sorry to break that illusion of sexy manliness. Maybe this will cease to be a problem in a few months....
DDR is your exercise?
I'M NOT ALONE!!!
Who needs this stupid "jogging" and "biking" stuff anyway?
:p

I thought *EVERYONE* had seen my boobs. Here we go again.

http://img153.exs.cx/img153/1706/boobs6qf.jpg

Yay!
Boobies for all!!!
*dances around happily*


um... I think I put too much rice wine in my dinner. :D

DDR is your exercise?
I'M NOT ALONE!!!
Who needs this stupid "jogging" and "biking" stuff anyway?
:p
Yep. I used to be very pudgy and quickly approaching fat, a few years ago. Then I discovered DDR and lost 40 pounds over the next year or two. Since then, I haven't had as much time for exercise (maybe only 2 or 3 times a week), so I've regained 20 of those pounds and have been hovering around that ever since. Now, I'm only somewhat pudgy.

--The Democratic states of Cogitation

i am back, hopefully to view some niiice pictures. entries still being accepted

i am back, hopefully to view some niiice pictures. entries still being accepted

Took you a long time to sew up that guys face... getting lax, occ'?

Tut tut.

Uhhh.... Three things:
I don't normally distribute pictures of myself for security reasons (though it would be kinda hard to identify me just from my bare chest since I don't normally go walking around bare-chested, anyway).
I need to start spending a lot more time exercising. I haven't been playing Dance Dance Revolution as much as I should be, so I've still got some flab (though if I'm wearing a shirt then you might not notice that right away). I'm sorry to break that illusion of sexy manliness. Maybe this will cease to be a problem in a few months....
Modesty. No, just... no. :p

--The Democratic States of Cogitation
first of all, you should not assume women just like some yoked out guy who visits the bikini waxer weekly. because i certainly dont. therefore, the illusion of sexy manliness is not broken- you can DANCE, for christs sake!!!! and the modesty excuse is just sooo weak. you know you want to. ;)

http://www.valuezone.co.uk/chest.gif

My chest. Ain't it sexy?
why did i not see this one coming?

http://www.joust3d.com/MitGas/5.jpg


God, I feel like such a show off....that was taken over in Germany.
trust me. its okay to feel that way.

Que? (http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8498/dsc001702kd.jpg)
i can see that long hair!!! thats good enough for me :D

*tumbleweed rolls by*

This is either very bad or very good
GOOD

why did i not see this one coming?

Knowing me, you really should have seen it coming.

Fine.

At least me, Legless and Hylian Peoples are man enough to do it :p

For a limited time only:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/jb909/Img-20050308-2223340062.jpg

Geez, you might as well call me the hulk :D
whoooo hooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel used :p
oh believe me , you were ;)

No thanks. Can't see much anyway, got stomped on in a "friendly" match on sunday, so kind of covered in cuts and bruises. Not pretty.
hahahahah. depends on who you are talking to, there. i am all into injuries.

hahahahah. depends on who you are talking to, there. i am all into injuries.

I figured you were, but still no go.

Pic of my chest ... my chest has tattoos on it ... in order to show my chest off properly, the tatts must be seen in just the right way
waiting here.........drooling in anticipation here.............

I figured you were, but still no go.
tease.

oh believe me , you were ;)

It's not all bad :p

Knowing me, you really should have seen it coming.
i know, i feel all stupid. see what you do to a girl?? now post the real one, PLEASE

tease.

True.... true....

i know, i feel all stupid. see what you do to a girl?? now post the real one, PLEASE

No deal.

No deal.
wus. you could at least post a small portion of skin. for crying out loud- just hold up a Lego spaceship to cover what you dont feel comfortable with!!!

i would like to thank those nice and brave enough to enter the contest. It is MUCH appreciated!!!!

now, after all that gushing on the babe thread- you guys really should ante up here.

I still think Drunk Commies probably has a killer chest. I wonder if I can persuade him to enter....

hmm.....

*hopes DC reads this post and enters due to the wishes of his friend Peech*

:D

Is there a dead-line for posting pics?

Is there a dead-line for posting pics?
you have the rest of the week.

bump

bump
it'll happen. gimme a coupla days to not be killing myself over midterms and to obtain a functional digital camera, and learn it's operation.

Me skinny little bod... arrrgh!! (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf27b3127cce9a3cf67f8fe500000016109AcOGjVm4b4)

Well, thats it then - I feel a bit shamefull about posting it but hey, its all in the name of good fun! If I think of it Ill take a pic later, that one was scanned so its harder than hell to see. I just dont know if Im right up to it at the moment. :)

Me skinny little bod... arrrgh!! (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf27b3127cce9a3cf67f8fe500000016109AcOGjVm4b4)

Well, thats it then - I feel a bit shamefull about posting it but hey, its all in the name of good fun! If I think of it Ill take a pic later, that one was scanned so its harder than hell to see. I just dont know if Im right up to it at the moment. :)
oh wow. if that looks that good blurry, i cannot imagine what it looks like in focus.......oh wait. i can. :D
very very nice lasc. feel free to take more, you know, for the good of woman kind and all...................

it'll happen. gimme a coupla days to not be killing myself over midterms and to obtain a functional digital camera, and learn it's operation.
if you do kill yourself, please make sure it is not with a gunshot wound to the chest.

if you do kill yourself, please make sure it is not with a gunshot wound to the chest.
why, is that not as fun for the reassembly?

oh wow. if that looks that good blurry, i cannot imagine what it looks like in focus.......oh wait. i can. :D
very very nice lasc. feel free to take more, you know, for the good of woman kind and all...................
Heh, thanks, youre too kind! (Im blushing now, haha!)

Fair warning if I do though, its still coming out of winter so there wont be much tone, even a little bit of a tan seems to show off the sinew (good or bad, you decide) :)

why, is that not as fun for the reassembly?
well, putting it that way...yeah. it can be fun, but it is a pain in the ass at times to wrap them in the shrink wrap, if they are portly or whatever.
but i am just concerned with seeing your bare, unwounded chest :D

Me skinny little bod... arrrgh!! (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf27b3127cce9a3cf67f8fe500000016109AcOGjVm4b4)

Well, thats it then - I feel a bit shamefull about posting it but hey, its all in the name of good fun! If I think of it Ill take a pic later, that one was scanned so its harder than hell to see. I just dont know if Im right up to it at the moment. :)


HELLO....LASC! YUM!


erm....I mean.....very nice sweetie. (sigh)

well, putting it that way...yeah. it can be fun, but it is a pain in the ass at times to wrap them in the shrink wrap, if they are portly or whatever.
but i am just concerned with seeing your bare, unwounded chest :D
ok, i'll shoot my wang off and just bleed out. better, you sex pervert?

Heh, thanks, youre too kind! (Im blushing now, haha!)

Fair warning if I do though, its still coming out of winter so there wont be much tone, even a little bit of a tan seems to show off the sinew (good or bad, you decide) :)
sings the "its all good "song

...and girls, take note: My pants are just low enough to show that I have taken care of un-wanted hair in areas where it can become a hindrance to my performance (well, most of it, theres a little bit left, but ya cant see it unless I move the pants down a few more inches)... *shamless plug*

...and girls, take note: My pants are just low enough to show that I have taken care of un-wanted hair in areas where it can become a hindrance to my performance (well, most of it, theres a little bit left, but ya cant see it unless I move the pants down a few more inches)... *shamless plug*


*faints*

occ, you been tged on a completely unrelated note. just thought i'd engage in a teensy little bit of hijacking.

Unlike all the posers, i've added intrigue and mystery with my photo. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/Kiwicrog/P1010046.jpg)



Hah! ;) :D

That doesn't look very mysterious... Or that intriguing...

That doesn't look very mysterious... Or that intriguing...Well you can't really see my chest...

So that could count as mysterious :p

Since Eichen has been forum banned (just one more day to go :) ) he requested that I post a link to his chest, so all you ladies (and guys) could swoon:

Click here for some sexiness! (http://quantumflash.net/week4Rob.jpg)

Since Eichen has been forum banned (just one more day to go :) ) he requested that I post a link to his chest, so all you ladies (and guys) could swoon:

Click here for some sexiness! (http://quantumflash.net/week4Rob.jpg)

Tell him I'm a lot more harry. :p

Tell him I'm a lot more harry. :p
Harry as in Dirty Harry, or Harry Potter?
:confused:

Tell him I'm a lot more harry. :p


Same here. A lot more.

Ok, here it is... a more recent pic, taken only an hour ago or so. Sorry ladies, I never realized it until I snapped the pic off - but it looks like I've gained a little weight! :eek:

I was going to flex to try and hide it, but then I thought that would be dishonest. So here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/Picture68.jpg) I am in all my pasty winter glory!

(Try and say some nice things girls - I did this just for you at the behest of Occidio!! :) )

ps: Legless, I put on my flat-bar studded leather wrist cuff, and fat-band Nixon Roadie watch just for you... I thought they looked a little 'pirate' like ;)

Very nice. :)

Very nice. :)
heh, thanks... I didn't originally do it to be an attention whore... but I thought if I didnt request some nice replies I might not get any at all - of course I want a few! Heck, Im only human! Hehe!

(and a dork at that! :D )

That's ok, LM. We all want attention at some point or another. Everyone deserves to have attention, too. I definitely don't think you're an attention whore. :)

Lasc you sexy bitch you :fluffle:

Lasc you sexy bitch you :fluffle:
Aye, ye like tha cuffs do ya? Take note ye salty sea dog, I be in maye skivs too... Argggh!!! :p

back in elemantary... (http://img239.exs.cx/img239/7821/ugh4ls.jpg)

back in elemantary... (http://img239.exs.cx/img239/7821/ugh4ls.jpg)
:fluffle:


:eek: Bad LP!

Unlike all the posers, i've added intrigue and mystery with my photo. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/Kiwicrog/P1010046.jpg)



Hah! ;) :D
well. i am glad you can swim. but come on- show us a real pic. :)

back in elemantary... (http://img239.exs.cx/img239/7821/ugh4ls.jpg)
you did plays about american indians??? in belgium???? or is that peter pan???
cute any way. but i want the updated version.

Me skinny little bod... arrrgh!! (http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf27b3127cce9a3cf67f8fe500000016109AcOGjVm4b4)

Well, thats it then - I feel a bit shamefull about posting it but hey, its all in the name of good fun! If I think of it Ill take a pic later, that one was scanned so its harder than hell to see. I just dont know if Im right up to it at the moment. :)
*drool*

Ok, here it is... a more recent pic, taken only an hour ago or so. Sorry ladies, I never realized it until I snapped the pic off - but it looks like I've gained a little weight! :eek:

I was going to flex to try and hide it, but then I thought that would be dishonest. So here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/Picture68.jpg) I am in all my pasty winter glory!

(Try and say some nice things girls - I did this just for you at the behest of Occidio!! :) )

ps: Legless, I put on my flat-bar studded leather wrist cuff, and fat-band Nixon Roadie watch just for you... I thought they looked a little 'pirate' like ;)
awesome lasc!!!! thankyou! but, you could flex for us. its not the least dishonest. i am sure peechland will agree. :)

Since Eichen has been forum banned (just one more day to go :) ) he requested that I post a link to his chest, so all you ladies (and guys) could swoon:

Click here for some sexiness! (http://quantumflash.net/week4Rob.jpg)
EICHEN!! love the jewelery. and everything else!
thankyou aerou for doing us that favor.

Ok, here it is... a more recent pic, taken only an hour ago or so. Sorry ladies, I never realized it until I snapped the pic off - but it looks like I've gained a little weight! :eek:

I was going to flex to try and hide it, but then I thought that would be dishonest. So here (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v732/LasciviousMax/Picture68.jpg) I am in all my pasty winter glory!

(Try and say some nice things girls - I did this just for you at the behest of Occidio!! :) )

ps: Legless, I put on my flat-bar studded leather wrist cuff, and fat-band Nixon Roadie watch just for you... I thought they looked a little 'pirate' like ;)
you sexy bitch! :fluffle:

Tell him I'm a lot more harry. :p
why dont you tell us, doctor? with a PICTURE!!!!!!!

Hehe, thanks girls! I'm positively tickled pink by the compliments - its all very kind of you :)

you did plays about american indians??? in belgium???? or is that peter pan???
cute any way. but i want the updated version.
Nope, we did a play about American indians (kids also play cowboy down here, you know ;)). We won a prize for costumes. The previous time we won.

Can't put an updated version up, because:
-I don't have a recent chest pic
-I don't have a digital camera, webcam, gsm wit camera.

EDIT: Woops, I'm Haken Rider.

Here's my chest pic:

http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/funnyhamster2.jpg

Here's my chest pic:

http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/funnyhamster2.jpg
it must take you forever to type with such tiny hands. well, feet, but you know what i mean.

Here's my chest pic:

http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/funnyhamster2.jpg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that's one of those evil Chinese Dwarf Hamster things! evil evil creatures!

*sits in the corner rocking back and forth*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that's one of those evil Chinese Dwarf Hamster things! evil evil creatures!

*sits in the corner rocking back and forth*

*runs away screaming*

Here's my chest pic:

http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/funnyhamster2.jpg
:eek: awesome pic :p

Here's my chest pic:

http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/funnyhamster2.jpg
This explains soooo much!!! :p

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that's one of those evil Chinese Dwarf Hamster things! evil evil creatures!

*sits in the corner rocking back and forth*
Be careful! If he thinks you're Richard Gere, you're done for!

Here's my chest pic:

http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/funnyhamster2.jpg
rrrrrrrrrrr

Be careful! If he thinks you're Richard Gere, you're done for!
*GUSuhuhspsnnntntsppPPHHhhhhhHHh!!!!!*

note to self: in future do not read posts by DH while drinking hot coffee, it has been know in past instances to burn the living hell out of your nostrils.

Be careful! If he thinks you're Richard Gere, you're done for!
*cries* no! no! kep it away! those things nearly klled me when I was a kid, they look so small and cute but they're teeth and claws are so sharp!

*GUSuhuhspsnnntntsppPPHHhhhhhHHh!!!!!*

note to self: in future do not read posts by DH while drinking hot coffee, it has been know in past instances to burn the living hell out of your nostrils.
that's some damn nice onomonopiea. kudos.

Be careful! If he thinks you're Richard Gere, you're done for!
oh. my. god.

*cries* no! no! kep it away! those things nearly klled me when I was a kid, they look so small and cute but they're teeth and claws are so sharp!
Oh I think old Ritchie knows more about that than you do.... :eek:

*cries* no! no! kep it away! those things nearly klled me when I was a kid, they look so small and cute but they're teeth and claws are so sharp!
ummm. I'm just gonna say this, and i mean no disrespect, but if you get killed, killed, by hamsters, HAMSTERS, then you kinda had it coming. natural selection working overtime.

well. i am glad you can swim. but come on- show us a real pic. :)Hehe, fine. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/Kiwicrog/P1010056.jpg)

Lol, ignore me being a prat, just took it for fun after building my manly fire on holiday (as a joke) :D I have other photos on the player pic threads where I'm not being a prat!! No, really!

Here's my chest pic:

http://students.washington.edu/jamiekim/hamsters/funnyhamster2.jpg
that rat is ridiculously cute. i had two: shakespeare and hamlet, when i was in grade school. had them about a year. i think they caught wind of the fact i bought a burmeses python, and they took off, never to be seen again.
*now grrrrrrrr. wheres your real chest?*

Hehe, fine. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/Kiwicrog/P1010056.jpg)

Lol, ignore me being a prat, just took it for fun after building my manly fire on holiday (as a joke) :D I have other photos on the player pic threads where I'm not being a prat!! No, really!
i am impressed!!!!!!!!!!!thats HOT.
thankyou kiwicrog :D

that rat is ridiculously cute. i had two: shakespeare and hamlet, when i was in grade school. had them about a year. i think they caught wind of the fact i bought a burmeses python, and they took off, never to be seen again.
*now grrrrrrrr. wheres your real chest?*
right. they "left." interesting how their "willing departure" coincides with the arrival of a snake. very interesting.

ummm. I'm just gonna say this, and i mean no disrespect, but if you get killed, killed, by hamsters, HAMSTERS, then you kinda had it coming. natural selection working overtime.
when they bite you it bleeds so much! and it doesn't stop for ages!

when they bite you it bleeds so much! and it doesn't stop for ages!
still. they're hamsters, dear. you've got at least 110 pounds on them.

Hehe, fine. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/Kiwicrog/P1010056.jpg)

Lol, ignore me being a prat, just took it for fun after building my manly fire on holiday (as a joke) :D I have other photos on the player pic threads where I'm not being a prat!! No, really!
:eek:

still. they're hamsters, dear. you've got at least 110 pounds on them.
but I couldn't kill one! that would be mean!

right. they "left." interesting how their "willing departure" coincides with the arrival of a snake. very interesting.
hey. really. they ran away. or steve fed them to the snake. i would not have personally, they were too much fun when put in the shower when my sister was in there, singing janet jackson. i nearly scared her to death, DAILY.

hey. really. they ran away. or steve fed them to the snake. i would not have personally, they were too much fun when put in the shower when my sister was in there, singing janet jackson. i nearly scared her to death, DAILY.
that is awesome. but singing janet jackson whilst nekkid? how could she not expect to have live rodents thrown at her?

hey. really. they ran away. or steve fed them to the snake. i would not have personally, they were too much fun when put in the shower when my sister was in there, singing janet jackson. i nearly scared her to death, DAILY.
Your sister wouldnt happen to know Richard Gere or anything? That might explain a few things... I mean... Im sure she wanted to 'get rid of them' eh?

Your sister wouldnt happen to know Richard Gere or anything? That might explain a few things... I mean... Im sure she wanted to 'get rid of them' eh?
hahahhahahahha. thats even funnier when i read it the second time. :D

bah, I've lost the camera, so I can't enter. Cursed fate.

(oh, by the way Occ, if you haven't seen... telegram)

hahahhahahahha. thats even funnier when i read it the second time. :D
I bet it was funnier watching Ritchie walk bow-leggedly into the pet store to buy cats after the hamsters 'vanished'.... or perhaps not funny at all, you know... from the hamsters point of view.

bah, I've lost the camera, so I can't enter. Cursed fate.

(oh, by the way Occ, if you haven't seen... telegram)
tged yo back, dearest.

FIND THE CAMERA!

I bet it was funnier watching Ritchie walk bow-leggedly into the pet store to buy cats after the hamsters 'vanished'.... or perhaps not funny at all, you know... from the hamsters point of view.
you know he sent cindy crawford to do that~!

you know he sent cindy crawford to do that~!
Well that explains why she dropped out of the limelight - she found other interests to pursue... and you know, I wish her all the best.

Joradxia, I thought you took the pictures last night!? :confused:

Joradxia, I thought you took the pictures last night!? :confused:

I did. Wrong house. if this competition stays open long enough, I can get the pics. The correct house is at the other side of the country though, not just a short walk. So I'll need to wait a bit before I can summon up the effort to go upload them. I had to leave fairly early today, see. No time...

I did. Wrong house. if this competition stays open long enough, I can get the pics. The correct house is at the other side of the country though, not just a short walk. So I'll need to wait a bit before I can summon up the effort to go upload them. I had to leave fairly early today, see. No time...

Occidio aked me to drop by...not sure if I'm expected to vote, or contribute...I DO have a couple of "x-rated" shots that could be cropped, I suppose...

...but should I??

Occidio aked me to drop by...not sure if I'm expected to vote, or contribute...I DO have a couple of "x-rated" shots that could be cropped, I suppose...

...but should I??
post them!

Occidio aked me to drop by...not sure if I'm expected to vote, or contribute...I DO have a couple of "x-rated" shots that could be cropped, I suppose...

...but should I??

You've wandered into the thread now. It's not really a matter of choice, but time. Make it easier on yourself.

I did. Wrong house. if this competition stays open long enough, I can get the pics. The correct house is at the other side of the country though, not just a short walk. So I'll need to wait a bit before I can summon up the effort to go upload them. I had to leave fairly early today, see. No time...
oh, jordy. i will keep the contest open as long as you need. so dont worry. we are having too much fun. and everyone is being nice!!

oh, jordy. i will keep the contest open as long as you need. so dont worry. we are having too much fun. and everyone is being nice!!

If there's a digital camera here, it might be tonight. One can only hope. There might be. I found a spare usb cable anyway, so half the battle is won.

Occidio aked me to drop by...not sure if I'm expected to vote, or contribute...I DO have a couple of "x-rated" shots that could be cropped, I suppose...

...but should I??
yes. you should. contribute that is. crop away, and just make sure to leave enough there to count as my daily dose of almost-porn. :D

OK, found a decent one, uploading as soon as my boss leaves the office...

i am off to do more artistry in the name of death. i will update tonight, late PST, and am looking forward to more entries. thanks again, everyone, for keeping this fun, and courteous. and, any guy you know on NS, make sure you ask him to post.

I feel so cheap.

http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html

I feel so cheap.

http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html
*whistles*

Oooweee - if I were a woman... :D

I feel so cheap.

http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: WOW! WOW! WOW!

*whistles*

Oooweee - if I were a woman... :D

...you'd be a slut.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: WOW! WOW! WOW!

Thanks again, darlin'...

Damn :(

*leaves the competition*

Damn :(

*leaves the competition*

WE NEED YOU...for comparison purposes, of course.

Just showed this thread to a cutie at work, and now she is looking at me with different eyes.

THANKS OCCY!

:eek:
:) What does that mean?

THANKS OCCY!
As in Mark Occhilupo?

Hehe, fine. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/Kiwicrog/P1010056.jpg)
I am MAN! See: I have created FIRE! Bow down to me lowly creatures!
RARRGHHHHHH!

I feel so cheap.

http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Somebody pick my jaw up off the floor.

that rat is ridiculously cute. i had two: shakespeare and hamlet, when i was in grade school. had them about a year. i think they caught wind of the fact i bought a burmeses python, and they took off, never to be seen again.
*now grrrrrrrr. wheres your real chest?*
Are you sure your hamsters took off and the python didn't have them for a snack one day?
Here's a really bad webcam pic of my chest. Sorry I don;t have a digicam yet. I've been meaning to buy one for ages.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y38/smoog/?action=view&current=me1.jpg

Okie ... other, more pressing, things have come up ... but Gawdly wins the thread. And that's that.

This is the best I've come up with so far ... but Gawdly still wins ...

http://www.unlc.biz/images/james002.jpg

http://www.unlc.biz/images/james002.jpg
/me likes!
:D

I am MAN! See: I have created FIRE! Bow down to me lowly creatures!
RARRGHHHHHH!Hehheh... yeah.

Well me and my girlfriend had a ongoing joke about "rugged camping," since their family is used to camping in commercial campsites with toilet blocks, swimming pools and even taking a fridge along (!?!) and my family is used to our little family spot with all the amneties of a long-drop (If ya don't know, it's a creative name for a plumbing-free toilet system!)

EDIT: Just realised how that could have sounded. No i'm not a macho prick. It's a joke. The photo and all. *Looks over shoulder for feminazis*

This is the best I've come up with so far ... but Gawdly still wins ...

http://www.unlc.biz/images/james002.jpg
Nice Keruvalia...you've got my vote

Nice Keruvalia...you've got my vote

Heh ... well as the only Muslim Jew I know who believes in tattoos ... :D ...

Thanks.

(I still think Gawdly should win, though.)

/me likes!
:D


Than I do win! Wooo! :D

Edit: I mean ... as long as I get the approval of Neo-A, that is. ;)

EDIT: Just realised how that could have sounded. No i'm not a macho prick. It's a joke. The photo and all. *Looks over shoulder for feminazis*
*pounces from shadow and rips out Kiwicrog's throat with teeth*
Male blood is good food.


:D

Heh ... well as the only Muslim Jew I know who believes in tattoos ... :D ...

Thanks.

(I still think Gawdly should win, though.)
I don't mid tatoos at all if they're not exessive...i wouldn't do it myself though. I still kinda would like to buried in a Jewish cemetary, if possible. Anyway, I couldn't deal with the permanence.

I would show my chest, but you see I'm actually only here in spirit, I have no physical being.

I don't mid tatoos at all if they're not exessive...i wouldn't do it myself though. I still kinda would like to buried in a Jewish cemetary, if possible. Anyway, I couldn't deal with the permanence.

You can still be buried in a Jewish cemetary. Most Jewish cemetaries have special places for the tattooed. :)

You can still be buried in a Jewish cemetary. Most Jewish cemetaries have special places for the tattooed. :)
That's a bit harsh...but a practical loophole/solution, considering the masses of jappy girls and hunky young jewish boys getting tats. Mmmmm

I'd show my chest, but no one would want to see me... :p

I'd show my chest, but no one would want to see me... :p
Wuzzah? of course we do Pluto!! post away!

Wuzzah? of course we do Pluto!! post away!
Gimme about half hour....

Gimme about half hour....
you've got five minutes. gimme some you. NOW!

you've got five minutes. gimme some you. NOW!
My webcam is connected to my OTHER computer, which ISN'T connected to the internet, plus it's old, so that's why it takes this long. :p

Darn you, NS, for making me do things I normally don't do... :p

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/1289/qc42005031022592905nv.jpg
well, shit. the direct approach works.

well, shit. the direct approach works.
It's better for me to be facing the cam?

Here's a better pic of my "man-boobs" :D

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7706/qc42005031100344705gj.jpg

I bet that will scare the ladies away.... :(

Here's a better pic of my "man-boobs" :D

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7706/qc42005031100344705gj.jpg

I bet that will scare the ladies away.... :(
awww, cutie. :p

:) What does that mean?
it was a compliment cutie ;)

Okie ... other, more pressing, things have come up ... but Gawdly wins the thread. And that's that.

This is the best I've come up with so far ... but Gawdly still wins ...

http://www.unlc.biz/images/james002.jpg
well that certainly doesn't hurt your position as NS guy we most want to sleep with! :eek:

Here's a better pic of my "man-boobs" :D

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7706/qc42005031100344705gj.jpg

I bet that will scare the ladies away.... :(
pffft. You call those boobs

well that certainly doesn't hurt your position as NS guy we most want to sleep with! :eek:
Damn straight :fluffle:

pffft. You call those boobs
I couldn't agree with you more :D

Originally posted by TPE
I couldn't agree with you more

Well then TPE is going to be really upset if he ever meets me or Tink. :rolleyes:

Here's a better pic of my "man-boobs" :D

http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7706/qc42005031100344705gj.jpg

I bet that will scare the ladies away.... :(
They're called bitchtits! :D

*likes saying bitchtits*

Well then TPE is going to be really upset if he ever meets me or Tink. :rolleyes:
:confused:

No, I wouldn't. I like ladies with big boobs!

They're called bitchtits! :D

*likes saying bitchtits*
I'm a man, not a bitch... :p :D

I think they're called that because they're owned by a person's hands.

Here's another one. This is me with my opponent (I KO'd him in two, if you're curious).


http://www.joust3d.com/MitGas/3.jpg

Here's another one. This is me with my opponent (I KO'd him in two, if you're curious).


http://www.joust3d.com/MitGas/3.jpg
which one are you?

which one are you?


he's the hot one

he's the hot one
holy crap! *fans face with hand*

he's the hot one


Haha. Thanks. I've said before, I really don't think I'm all that special.

Haha. Thanks. I've said before, I really don't think I'm all that special.
I DO!

You and I should try to convince him, Tink.

You and I should try to convince him, Tink.
oh, I could think of a few ways to convince him ;)

Oh, Tink you're so bad! ;)

oh, I could think of a few ways to convince him ;)



I'm not even gonna ask...

Oh, Tink you're so bad! ;)
me?! never! I'm a little angel! :p

I'm not even gonna ask...
that's probably best, the mods wouldn't approve

that's probably best, the mods wouldn't approve


*whisper* meet me in the bathroom after 1st period! :D

Kolya, you're so bad!

*whisper* meet me in the bathroom after 1st period! :D
hehe :fluffle:

hehe :fluffle:


Whoa, Tink, I just saw your picture. Seriously ,meet me in the bathroom! ;)

Whoa, Tink, I just saw your picture. Seriously ,meet me in the bathroom! ;)
:cool:

I feel so cheap.

http://public.fotki.com/Gawdly/ns/gawdlyguy.html
dont feel cheap. i would PAY to touch that.

Damn :(

*leaves the competition*
*pulls him back by that hair she would gladly WRAP herself in. *
oh no you dont, LP

Are you sure your hamsters took off and the python didn't have them for a snack one day?
Here's a really bad webcam pic of my chest. Sorry I don;t have a digicam yet. I've been meaning to buy one for ages.
http://photobucket.com/albums/y38/smoog/?action=view&current=me1.jpg
that. is . not . a . bad. pic.
by any stretch of the imagination

Okie ... other, more pressing, things have come up ... but Gawdly wins the thread. And that's that.

This is the best I've come up with so far ... but Gawdly still wins ...

http://www.unlc.biz/images/james002.jpg
*dies*
this time, for real.
you know about me and the tattoos, doctor jim.
if we had sex, it would look like a bunch of comic books thrown in a blender.

You can still be buried in a Jewish cemetary. Most Jewish cemetaries have special places for the tattooed. :)
yeah. right in my prep room freezer.

Here's another one. This is me with my opponent (I KO'd him in two, if you're curious).


http://www.joust3d.com/MitGas/3.jpg
what was he saying his advantage was? mind games? thats an obvious win for you. :)

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU all guys who have posted a pic for me! it is more appreciated than you will ever know. (well, maybe i will tell you on another forum :D ) contest is still open, as these entries are just too good to turn any one down. like i said before- get your NS friends to post a pic, ladies. its all in good fun.

The Plutonian Empires link didnt work for me, is there any way to fix this, TPE? thankyou!

*dies*
this time, for real.
you know about me and the tattoos, doctor jim.
if we had sex, it would look like a bunch of comic books thrown in a blender.

LOL! Now that'd be a sight to see.

LOL! Now that'd be a sight to see.
You were a sight to see Ker! Woo HOT HOT HOT!!! :D

A more artistic one. Don't be fooled, though. I'm a hairy mo-fo. I waxed.

http://www.unlc.biz/images/james005.jpg

Nice tattos. How did you explain the waxing to your wife?

Nice tattos. How did you explain the waxing to your wife?

I wax often. I didn't do it just for ya'll. :p

That is so sweet of you to wax for your wife! :)