NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: So that is how you met your gf.... :p


OOC: No, that is a longer and extremely more complicated story! :p

OOC: and no i won't write it on here! :p

OOC:
*looks innocent*
I never said a word

OOC:
*looks innocent*
I never said a word

OOC: You don't have to, your sheer reputation preceeds you! :p

OOC: You don't have to, your sheer reputation preceeds you! :p
OOC: Dammit......


But seriously: How?

OOC: Dammit......


But seriously: How?

OOC: That will have to wait for another time when my boss is not keeping an eye on me!

OOC: :D

*is tempted to diguise a porn link as just another picture* ;)

OOC: :D

*is tempted to diguise a porn link as just another picture* ;)


mmmmmm Forum Bans....mmmm ;)

mmmmmm Forum Bans....mmmm ;)
That's why just tempted :p

That's why just tempted :p


hehehe, well you could just escape with a warning! ;)

hehehe, well you could just escape with a warning! ;)
Nah. They're pretty hard on actual porn. :D

Although the hint of porn isn't.

Nah. They're pretty hard on actual porn. :D

Although the hint of porn isn't.


You mean like the babe thread?

You mean like the babe thread?
yeah.... or the bare chested men thread :D

yeah.... or the bare chested men thread :D

As long as it doesn't offend the 'kids' on here...but highly likely most of them have seen worse!

As long as it doesn't offend the 'kids' on here...but highly likely most of them have seen worse!
So you DID post your naked pic? :p

So you DID post your naked pic? :p

Don't have one here at work! :p

Don't have one here at work! :p
Yeah right :eek: ;)

Yeah right :eek: ;)

Tis true! :p But I'm for my gf's er...personal attention ( ;) :D ) only so i won't be posting...

Walks in and heads to the bar.

Good day to you Queen Bits

Good day to you Queen Bitsand a good day to you LP...
[walks up and whispers in his ear.] so hows the memory...

I've given up on that. I like my life the way it is.
*frowns*
Though there could be some complications. Orchid feared I might actually be married.

if no one came by looking for a handsome man like you... then I think Orchid's fears are unfounded.

She talked to others here if I had ever said anything about being married or .....

Oh..... Thanks for the compliment

*Walks in*

Hey, hows things?

hello kids

Hello miss Tink

hello kids"kids?" does that make you 'Auntie Tinks' then? ;)

Hello Kel.

Did you find your wand yet Tink?

Hey Tink :) Suddenly this place has got busy again...

"kids?" does that make you 'Auntie Tinks' then? ;)
lol, yes, even though I'm younger than you all

Did you find your wand yet Tink?
no :(

but nobody has tried to use it and I should have a new one by tomorrow

"kids?" does that make you 'Auntie Tinks' then? ;)

Hello Kel.

Hey Bits, hows you? :)

no :(

but nobody has tried to use it and I should have a new one by tomorrow :confused: you lost your wand? When did this happen?

Damn....
*still isn't completely at ease*
Stop being silly LP. Nothing can happen

Hey Bits, hows you? :)doing ok so far.

doing ok so far.


good good

hey tink, what happened with your wand? does it mean not more tidying up from your helpers and we'll have to do it ourselves?

*wakes up on the couch, cradling Tomlin. She gently eases him on the couch and covers him with her cloak*

Hey Gide. How's little Tomlin?

[goes over to look at the sleeping boy] (whispers) he's beautiful...

Hey Gide...you feeling a little better than yesterday? He's not been keeping you awake has he?

OOC: Not ignoring me eh?

OOC: Not ignoring me eh?


OOC: Eh? how d'you mean?

OOC: Not ignoring me eh?OOC: Went to talk to you yesterday but you logged out soon after....

sorry if it seemed that I ever ignored you.

(A little white moogle saunters in.)

Psst. Tinks... if someone were to use the wand, what would you feel? also, if the wand was not used, but drain of it's 'magic' would you still feel it?

OOC: Gotta run. See you all tomorrow.

IC:
*looks at the clock and dashes out, pulling on his coat while running*

OOC: Gotta run. See you all tomorrow.

IC:
*looks at the clock and dashes out, pulling on his coat while running*

OOC: see ya tmrw

OOC: Gotta run. See you all tomorrow.

IC:
*looks at the clock and dashes out, pulling on his coat while running*LOL ooc: for someone who claims not to have feet... you sure move fast. See ya, and take care.

OOC: wow talk about coming to a dead halt... Anyone still here?

OOC: wow talk about coming to a dead halt... Anyone still here?

OOC: Yeah, but only for another 20mins...


IC:

*Goes to the bar and gets a beer*

Anybody want a drink of any kind?

*Goes to the bar and gets a beer*

Anybody want a drink of any kind?
I'm feeling wholesome today... chocolate milk please...

I'm feeling wholesome today...

:eek: ;) :p :D

chocolate milk please...


Sure no problem...


Here you go... :)

OOC: No one's been talking to me as of late

OOC: No one's been talking to me as of late


OOC: Its not out of ignoring you! sorry if it seemed that way :(

OOC: was complimenting you on your fine looking boy... but got no response...

OOC: got an emergency call... be back in a few...

OOC: FUCK!!!! My comp is fucked. tink accidentally sent a virus through MSN, and I cant even use it anymore, or shut down MSN....I'm seriously FUCKED

(A little white moogle saunters in.)

Psst. Tinks... if someone were to use the wand, what would you feel? also, if the wand was not used, but drain of it's 'magic' would you still feel it?
ooc: I'd just be able to feel it, the wand was made especially for my so I'm sort of connected to it, and yes I would feel it


ic:sorry, nodded off for a second there. Yeah, my wand appears to have gone missing but don't worry my new one should arrive tomorrow

OOC: FUCK!!!! My comp is fucked. tink accidentally sent a virus through MSN, and I cant even use it anymore, or shut down MSN....I'm seriously FUCKED
ooc: have you trued restarting?

OOC: FUCK!!!! My comp is fucked. tink accidentally sent a virus through MSN, and I cant even use it anymore, or shut down MSN....I'm seriously FUCKEDdisconnect your pc and Isolate it from the internet... run your virus scan as well as any anti-spyware programs you have. then reboot and rerun the virus scanner.

OOC: FUCK!!!! My comp is fucked. tink accidentally sent a virus through MSN, and I cant even use it anymore, or shut down MSN....I'm seriously FUCKED

OOC: Where it asked you to open a file? Yeah she sent it to me, but its not her, it latches onto MSN and goes through the contacts list and open conversations the same way and asks you to download something...i didn't open it after what happened with the hacker...tink just shut down (manual restart) and all was ok after a few days.... right tink?

OOC: she just sent it to me half an hour ago....my mother is gonna kill me....seriously, if I dont come on ever again, this will be why

OOC: she just sent it to me half an hour ago....my mother is gonna kill me....seriously, if I dont come on ever again, this will be why


OOC: Do as Bits says and it will be ok, esp if you have an up to date virus scanner and spy ware scanner. Get in touch once its ok though!!! I gotta go now though, take care Gide! Speak to you all soon and take care too Tink and Bits :)

OOC: Where it asked you to open a file? Yeah she sent it to me, but its not her, it latches onto MSN and goes through the contacts list and open conversations the same way and asks you to download something...i didn't open it after what happened with the hacker...tink just shut down (manual restart) and all was ok after a few days.... right tink?
yeah, it was fine till I very stupidly did the same thing for a second time, but I just restarted again and all was ok, I'm really gonna have to start learnong from my mistakes

OOC: Do as Bits says and it will be ok, esp if you have an up to date virus scanner and spy ware scanner. Get in touch once its ok though!!! I gotta go now though, take care Gide! Speak to you all soon and take care too Tink and Bits :)
norton doesnt work, and neither does my spybot......and I've restarted it like 3 times.....MSN keeps fucking up....so I'm just uninstalling it...

what error messages do you get with nortons?

*mixes himself a very dry martini*

Ah...liquid lunch...

hello


ooc: good Vexy! *pats head*

OOC: *raises an eyebrow*

ooc: i meant for coming in NS, not for the liquid lunch

*notices the two very different reactions*

Hello, ladies...

isn't it a bit early to be dinking Vex?

I've always been an early dinker...

ooc: it might be a good idea to start a new thread since this over 1300 :)

I guess it really isn't any of my business *gets herself a glass of water and sits at the bar*

ooc: it might be a good idea to start a new thread since this over 1300 :)
ooc: no, we usually just wait until the mods lock it, otherwise people might get confused and we'll get people posting in both

*sits at the bar*

ooc: I made the n00b mistake to start pc 50 after we went past pg 65. :(

*sits at the bar*
how're things?

ooc: I made the n00b mistake to start pc 50 after we went past pg 65. :(
ooc: lol, don't worry about it

*sneakily posts in thread again*

*sneakily posts in thread again*
:eek:


REBEL!

:eek:


REBEL!

You should see my bumper stickers :D

*stifles a yawn and looks around*

how're things?
Meh...

I rewrote the PC opening...what do you think?

The fiftieth Paradise Club welcomes you!

Enjoy a gourmet meal in our award winning restaurant or relax with a cocktail in our fully stocked bar. Perhaps you'd prefer a dip in one of our heated pools or in one of our hot tubs. No trip is complete without a visit to the massage table or the beauty salon. If it's sports you're after, tee it up at our championship golf course or challenge your partner to a tennis match. After hours, you'll find dancing in our elegant ballroom and featured artists perfoming in our lounge. And the excitement never stops in our 24 hour casino!

Whatever your into, you'll find it here at Paradise Club! Please enjoy your stay!

Sniff
*scratches neck*
hmm
*looks round*
er....ok then
*Does an Irish Jig for the next ten minutes*

Meh...

I rewrote the PC opening...what do you think?

The fiftieth Paradise Club welcomes you!

Enjoy a gourmet meal in our award winning restaurant or relax with a cocktail in our fully stocked bar. Perhaps you'd prefer a dip in one of our heated pools or in one of our hot tubs. No trip is complete without a visit to the massage table or the beauty salon. If it's sports you're after, tee it up at our championship golf course or challenge your partner to a tennis match. After hours, you'll find dancing in our elegant ballroom and featured artists perfoming in our lounge. And the excitement never stops in our 24 hour casino!

Whatever your into, you'll find it here at Paradise Club! Please enjoy your stay!wonderful, I'll use it when this one gets locked

Meh...

I rewrote the PC opening...what do you think?

The fiftieth Paradise Club welcomes you!

Enjoy a gourmet meal in our award winning restaurant or relax with a cocktail in our fully stocked bar. Perhaps you'd prefer a dip in one of our heated pools or in one of our hot tubs. No trip is complete without a visit to the massage table or the beauty salon. If it's sports you're after, tee it up at our championship golf course or challenge your partner to a tennis match. After hours, you'll find dancing in our elegant ballroom and featured artists perfoming in our lounge. And the excitement never stops in our 24 hour casino!

Whatever your into, you'll find it here at Paradise Club! Please enjoy your stay!

I like it :p

*runs to the toilet and throws up*



ooc: that's the second time in half an hour :(

*runs to the toilet and throws up*



ooc: that's the second time in half an hour :(

Oh dear, in real life? :(

Jess came into the bar with her usual swagger, and a lasoo hooked over her shoulder.

'Those mustangs are coming on well - Smoky been around?' she asked.

Oh dear, in real life? :(
ooc: yes :( I don't even know what's wrong, I was perfectly fine until half an hour ago, but if I'm gonna be ill in rl then i may as well be ill here, at least there's a small chance of somesympathy here

*walks out of the toilets with her hand over her mouth*
Jess came into the bar with her usual swagger, and a lasoo hooked over her shoulder.

'Those mustangs are coming on well - Smoky been around?' she asked.
not seen him *sits down at the bar and finishes off her water*

ooc: yes :( I don't even know what's wrong, I was perfectly fine until half an hour ago, but if I'm gonna be ill in rl then i may as well be ill here, at least there's a small chance of somesympathy here

OOC: Quite a large change with me I'm afraid, remember to drink lots too. Don't eat too much cos you'll be seeing it again. :(

*looks over his glass at the cowgirl...*

You not feeling well, Tink?

I dunno, I just feel really sick

'I have an idea...drink this' Jess said, mixing up a strange concoction.

'here.....' she said offering her the glass.

'Keeps it all down...i promise' she said winking.

'oh never mind...he might be here later' she said

* pops up from underneath of the bar where he was sleeping*

Hi, everyone!

I dunno, I just feel really sick
Maybe you should go lay down or something...

'I have an idea...drink this' Jess said, mixing up a strange concoction.

'here.....' she said offering her the glass.

'Keeps it all down...i promise' she said winking.

'oh never mind...he might be here later' she said
ooc: oh my, what a suprise :rolleyes:

May be you should go lay down or something...
I'll be fine, I'm not in any pain or anything

I dunno, I just feel really sick

:(

OOC: crap....grrrrr...sorry Tink *utterly ashamed of myself*

OOC: crap....grrrrr...sorry Tink *utterly ashamed of myself*
ooc: it's ok, we knew it was you anyway, we were just waiting for you to be in at the same time as Sage

OOC: Blown it m'dear :D

ooc: it's ok, we knew it was you anyway, we were just waiting for you to be in at the same time as Sage

OOC: Actually he wasn't ABSOLUTLY sure yet, yet being the defining word. Ces't la vie

OOC: Blown it m'dear :D
ooc: she blew it the moment she walked in here, started talking about horses, flirting and posted a picture of what her character looks like

... clueless here...

OOC: Actually he wasn't ABSOLUTLY sure yet, yet being the defining word. Ces't la vie
ooc: he spoke to me on msn and I reassured him that it was definately her

OOC: oh well....speak to you guys soon *packs the lasoo and walks out to the next place on her gap year*

......... :confused: ?

OOC: Charlotte, Some tips, take it from an actor.

Using italics in speech- familiar
Rping like a book (she went over to yadayada)- Only you and me do it in here :D
Defining the character as female- Usually I can never tell anyones gender in here, recognaisable :p

Ahh this is one of THOSE threads eh?

*runs back into the bathroom, throws up then comes back out, sits back down and lays her head down on the table* and I havn't even been drinking :(


ooc: Charlotte (sparklemist) is banned from here and she tried to get around it with a puppet

Ahh this is one of THOSE threads eh?

Hmm, define 'those'..... :confused:

those=*insert something here*


what may i ask is ooc?

those=*insert something here*


what may i ask is ooc?

OOC= *insert somthing here* :D

ooc = out of character

*Enters bar.*

Hello all.....

OOC= *insert somthing here* :D

look we have a comedian

ooc: moron

*Enters bar.*

Hello all.....*looks up* hi

Hows things then Tink?

*looks at Orchid*

Hello

Hows things then Tink?
I keep randomly throwing up, I don't know what's wrong with me :(


ooc: in rl too :(

you're not knocked up are you Tink?

Hello ...Jerry isn't it?

I keep randomly throwing up, I don't know what's wrong with me :(


ooc: in rl too :(

Aw...thats not nice at all Tink...eaten something?

*Tullamore wanders in looking unhappy*

you're not knocked up are you Tink?
no...........I hope.....

Hello ...Jerry isn't it?



Aw...thats not nice at all Tink...eaten something?
I don't see how it could be anything I've eaten, all I've had today is Weetabix, a cheese sandwich and sausage and chips

*he does perk up a bit when he fings his jacket on the floor*

Howdy folks

*puts his jacket on, covering up the tattoos and scars*

I don't see how it could be anything I've eaten, all I've had today is Weetabix, a cheese sandwich and sausage and chips
Could be the sausage......was it from a cafe?

I don't see how it could be anything I've eaten, all I've had today is Weetabix, a cheese sandwich and sausage and chips

A bug going round lately? viral infection.....I like how you said I hope, been doing the dirty have we?

Could be the sausage......was it from a cafe?
no, my nan cooked it, and her and my brother both had the same thing and they're fine

look we have a comedian

ooc: moron

OOC: I try :D
Wait, that was an INSULT.
Wait, it was a POOR insult.
Chill dude :D

A bug going round lately? viral infection.....I like how you said I hope, been doing the dirty have we?
maybe......................:(..........you're scaring me now

Must be the bug then.....

Nasty little buggers....

Must be the bug then.....

Nasty little buggers....
I really hope it is

OOC

Take it from one who knows....if it's the other thing....you'll know!

I really hope it is
Have you been congested? Somethimes post-nasal drip can make folks up-chuck.

maybe......................:(..........you're scaring me now


Sorry, i didn't mean to. For some reason i just have a different attitude on this thread.

Like an alter ego.

OOC

Take it from one who knows....if it's the other thing....you'll know!
ooc: don't worry, in rl I know, it must be a bug or something

Have you been congested? Somethimes post-nasal drip can make folks up-chuck.
no

no
Well ther goes my best guess given all the other stuff

*tullamore looks around, shrugs, and heads for the exit and the forest*

you are the only one doing the asterix thing.

you are the only one doing the asterix thing.

*Shakes head*

Nah, he nicked it off me the little bugger :p

Other than poor old Tinks keep visiting the bathroom, anything new happened?

*runs into the toilets, throws up and comes out crying*

I scared Tink into thining she was pregnatn

sorry Tink.

I got pissed off at someone earlier aswell.

Not a good day for my rational side.

Ginger is good for settling the stomach...take a sip or two of ginger wine....

Crackers are good for settling the stomach.

*sits down and bangs her head onto the bar in front of her* but what if I am pregnant? DF will kill me! and Norti!

We could turn this into a soap

*sits down and bangs her head onto the bar in front of her* but what if I am pregnant? DF will kill me! and Norti!

'That would rather depend upon who the father was.....'

We could turn this into a soap

Its there :p

'That would rather depend upon who the father was.....'
well it would be more likely to be DF

well it would be more likely to be DF
Oh my God....
:eek:

You need help Tink.....

well it would be more likely to be DF

'In that case I would Norti-proof the windows'

Oh my God....
:eek:

You need help Tink.....
he's gonna be really angry

'In that case I would Norti-proof the windows'
Norti-proof and DF-proof!

*mixes himself another martini and walks outside onto the deck*

he's gonna be really angry
Hmmm.

Not exactly the ideal father figure....

he's gonna be really angry

'Well all this is irrelevant if you aren't even pregnant. Wait a sec then...' *rummages in bag*
'Soap, soap to replace other soap, odd wire, aha, pregnancy test. Best not to ask why I have one on me.'
*tosses it to her*

Hmmm.

Not exactly the ideal father figure....
no, not really

Whos DF and Whose Norti?

'Well all this is irrelevant if you aren't even pregnant. Wait a sec then...' *rummages in bag*
'Soap, soap to replace other soap, odd wire, aha, pregnancy test. Best not to ask why I have one on me.'
*tosses it to her*
Just the kind of things I would recommend every man to carry around with them!
:D

'Well all this is irrelevant if you aren't even pregnant. Wait a sec then...' *rummages in bag*
'Soap, soap to replace other soap, odd wire, aha, pregnancy test. Best not to ask why I have one on me.'
*tosses it to her* :confused: you carry a pregnancy test around with you?!

*takes it into the bathroom then comes out a minute later* says you have to wait a couple of minutes


ooc:hmmmmmm.....do I be dramatic and have the test come back positive then have an abortion or do I just have it come back negative and figure out some other excuse for throwing up?