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Welcome to the forty-eigth Paradise Club. We have all the amenities of the previous clubs, including a restaurant and bar complete with karaoke machine, indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs, tennis courts, a casino, a beauty salon, and a championship 18-hole golf course and, there is a fabulous ballroom. (Be sure to book early) We have also added a small blues lounge, for those who want to play their music, or for to come listen.

So, stop by for a drink, a bite to eat or just to shoot the breeze.

Welcome to the forty-eigth Paradise Club. We have all the amenities of the previous clubs, including a restaurant and bar complete with karaoke machine, indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs, tennis courts, a casino, a beauty salon, and a championship 18-hole golf course and, there is a fabulous ballroom. (Be sure to book early) We have also added a small blues lounge, for those who want to play their music, or for to come listen.

So, stop by for a drink, a bite to eat or just to shoot the breeze.*pokes her head in the door*

Did somebody say there's a ballroom?

*walks to the bar*

I'm in! I'd like to book it for a wild dancy party, if you please.

*grins endearingly*

bar??

*orders a jug of snakebite, a funnel and some rubber tubing*


lets get started then :D



*retires to blues lounge*

excellent idea. any jazz ever played in here?

"Jazz, blues, Rock-n-roll... even a Karaoke contest... I think the only thing not played here was a Ho-down."

She walked into the club and picked up her glass of brandy.

I hope there's Polka!

*Jumps in dressed like a Ninja*

"hmmm... never heard good polka..."

[goes to the bar and sits and waits.]

'Ello?

Other infomation: Voted second hottest guy in NationStates...
:eek:
*runs to picture thread*

They were right!

"wha... sorry must've dozed off... Hi LP"

*walks in*

*The doppleganger flew with the easy grace which had become Gael's trademark. So far so good...no one seemed to suspect anything yet. So many promising power sources... maybe she'd keep Gael alive a while longer. The knowledge was certainly helpful. Earlier she had reveled in the gentle warming sensation of sunlight on her back, while in flight. Now she smiled at the sting of the cold. Senses, though dulled by Death, were still senses. Ah, to be carporeal..*

*Quietly, she landed on the deck and made her way inside.*

I leave for a few days, and this whole place changes... Never ceases to amuse. Anyone want a drink?

*Crosses to the bar*

Ah, loha Gael!

*Gene cautiously teleported in, bringing his planet with him, and quietly and shyly, enshrouding himself with a shadow, he went to his regular table, and placed Aurea Borealis above it.*

*Smiles slightly*

'evening.

*Retrieves herself a bottle of Jack Daniels.*

*takes a drink of tea*

Whatsup Gael?

Just the usual..

*Half-smiles this time in a casual manner and takes a seat*

Yourself?

Hi Gene... how's the baby planet?

Just the usual..

*Half-smiles this time in a casual manner and takes a seat*

Yourself?
Met a nice person off in the woods today, chatted with her for a bit, played with her panthers. She's spending time in Jon's camp.

Oh and I murdered Fen.

*Her eyes flickered bemusedly at that last comment*

Did what now?

Hi Gene... how's the baby planet?
Not good. Aurea Borealis got a nasty virus plant, which literally covered the entire planet and turned the surface dark red, therefore giving it the name "Red Virus".

I tried a number of things, but they didn't work. So I decided to completely cover the planet in total cloud cover.

*Her eyes flickered bemusedly at that last comment*

Did what now?
Murdered Fen.

Murdered Fen.
*Grins*

Care to tell me about it?

Murdered Fen.
OOC: Huh? I thought it was Tink who did that?

OOC: Huh? I thought it was Tink who did that?
OOC: No Tink hired me to do it.

IC: No not really, all I have to say is I murdered her. And with that I must go.

*flies away*

Not good. Aurea Borealis got a nasty virus plant, which literally covered the entire planet and turned the surface dark red, therefore giving it the name "Red Virus".

I tried a number of things, but they didn't work. So I decided to completely cover the planet in total cloud cover.a red virus? could it be Algae? a new form of plant life? After all, Aurea had an unusual begining and is not like the other planets.

[tries to look at the planet shrouded in the darkness....]


OOC: I was under the impression it was Jon who did the killing... Should've taken Ju's offer for help... the three of us could've helped her with her characterization...

OOC: No Tink hired me to do it.
OOC: Grrr. To me, that is a COWARD'S way of telling someone to "F off, get out of my club". :mad: :mp5:

*Arches a brow*

How interesting...

OOC: Grrr. To me, that is a COWARD'S way of telling someone to "F off, get out of my club". :mad: :mp5:
OOC: Yes, well the direct approach didn't work last time. Hence, why we have Fen.

a red virus? could it be Algae? a new form of plant life? After all, Aurea had an unusual begining and is not like the other planets.

[tries to look at the planet shrouded in the darkness....]


OOC: I was under the impression it was Jon who did the killing... Should've taken Ju's offer for help... the three of us could've helped her with her characterization...
Yeah, definitely plant life, no doubt about it. Aaaand, to top it all off, when Fen was murdered, I was SO outraged that three normally dormant supervolcanoes (OOC: such as Yellowstone Park in Montana), exploded, and sent much dust in the air, and made the cloud cover even thicker. On the plus side, Aurea Borealis now has a small ring system because of the explosions. :D

... Should've taken Ju's offer for help... the three of us could've helped her with her characterization...
OOC: To be honest, a lot of people were trying to help her. I know I was in TG correspondance, and suspect I wasn't the only one. Jon was running a training thread, and I'm sure Ju was trying to help behind the scenes. Some people just can't be helped, I think.

OOC: Yes, well the direct approach didn't work last time. Hence, why we have Fen.
OOC: I don't give a shit. It was still, in my opinion, anyway, the cowardly way out, instead of directly telling them.

OOC: To be honest, a lot of people were trying to help her. I know I was in TG correspondance, and suspect I wasn't the only one. Jon was running a training thread, and I'm sure Ju was trying to help behind the scenes. Some people just can't be helped, I think.
OOC: A training thread? To help people RP better?

OOC: A training thread? To help people RP better?
OOC: Yes. It was in II I think.

OOC: I don't give a shit. It was still, in my opinion, anyway, the cowardly way out, instead of directly telling them.OOC: Nekone and I read her response to Ju's offer. She did put herself into that situation willingly. Tinks and the others were warning her here and (I Suspect) in TG form as well. While I do hate having anyone booted out simply for how they were RPing, she was given a second chance with her promising (w/o any pressure from anyone) to change... yet she was still chasing every man who walked into the place. if you were not on, then she would be with Black, or with Oppressed, or Staggering Drunks... it didn't stop. she became Tish v1.5 :rolleyes: Of course, Jon's snide comments didn't help (IMHO) either.

OOC: A training thread? To help people RP better?OOC: Meh, you can't 'Train' people on how to RP. you can only offer suggestions. Besides, I know some of Jon's RPing tactics rub off of me and sometimes Ju. hate to think he's teaching others how to rp like that.

OOC: Nekone and I read her response to Ju's offer. She did put herself into that situation willingly. Tinks and the others were warning her here and (I Suspect) in TG form as well. While I do hate having anyone booted out simply for how they were RPing, she was given a second chance with her promising (w/o any pressure from anyone) to change... yet she was still chasing every man who walked into the place. if you were not on, then she would be with Black, or with Oppressed, or Staggering Drunks... it didn't stop. she became Tish v1.5 :rolleyes: Of course, Jon's snide comments didn't help (IMHO) either.
OOC: She knew that Fen was gonna die in a car crash or something?

OOC: Meh, you can't 'Train' people on how to RP. you can only offer suggestions. Besides, I know some of Jon's RPing tactics rub off of me and sometimes Ju. hate to think he's teaching others how to rp like that.
OOC: I know. I never scoped the place out personally, seeing as I despise II for poor quality, but I'd like to think it wasn't just a cloning thing. Just suggestions and whatnot.

OOC: I know. I never scoped the place out personally, seeing as I despise II for poor quality, but I'd like to think it wasn't just a cloning thing. Just suggestions and whatnot.
OOC: What's "II" ? :confused:

OOC: What's "II" ? :confused:
OOC: International Incidents, as opposed to NS or Nation States.

OOC: International Incidents, as opposed to NS or Nation States.
OOC: Oh. I see.

Hello my name is Stone. *unsheaths sword* So how is everyone? *sheaths it again* *sits at table* This looks like fun.

Interesting scrap of metal ya got there, friend. Can I get you a drink?

...or not.

*Boredly, she took a swallow of her drink and wandered to the balcony.*

**he returned to the landed noislessly on the balcony after several hours. the club had fallen quiet, which suited his purposes quite nicely. he walked inside and began rummaging around behind the bar and in the kitchen**

*Gets up on karoke stage and starts singng 'Mustang Sally' except replacing the word mustang with the word poontang*

**gathers up his materials and thinks to himself**
i see one of the drunks is awake.
**he heads out the service door in the kitchen and stalks off into the woods**

*Looks around*

Damn. So empty...

*Gene was unsure as to wether to keep coming here, now that fen wasn't coming here anymore...*

*from the doorway, Bits looks around to see who's here.*

*from the doorway, Bits looks around to see who's here.*
*Looks up*

Hey bits.

OOC: Sorry about that... had a big problem at work... will be phasing in and out for a while.

Any luck on Auroea (sp)?

OOC: Sorry about that... had a big problem at work... will be phasing in and out for a while.
OOC: Okay. That's all right :)

Any luck on Auroea (sp)?
Not much change. Aurea Borealis is still covered in dense clouds, which I put into place yesterday to eradicate the virus plant. And, as you may or may not have noticed, the planet also has a new, but faint, ring system, after three supervolcanoes (think Yellowstone park), exploded when I lost my temper after Fen's death.

*Sitting down across from him, she fiddles with one of the wide bracers she wears*
yeah, hearing about Fen... :(

I was wondering about this infestation... can I get a sample?

*Sitting down across from him, she fiddles with one of the wide bracers she wears*
yeah, hearing about Fen... :(

I was wondering about this infestation... can I get a sample?
Well, the planet has been completely covered by thick clouds for about a day now, so the Red Virus, named because it gave the planet a dark red appearance, is probably long gone by now... Should be...

rather harsh cure... you sure the inhabitant's and the native plants will survive the... er... Dark Age?

Perhaps we should check?

rather harsh cure... you sure the inhabitant's and the native plants will survive the... er... Dark Age?

Perhaps we should check?
Yeah, we should....

*Gene looks at the planet.*

*Slowly, the clouds start getting thinner, and they soon began to break up.*

*Within moments, the new Aurea Borealis was revealed.*

*It was a complete ice ball.*

Yeah, we should....

*Gene looks at the planet.*

*Slowly, the clouds start getting thinner, and they soon began to break up.*

*Within moments, the new Aurea Borealis was revealed.*

*It was a complete ice ball.*[sigh] I was afraid of that... :(

[puts on Magifying glasses and examines planet for any signs of life.]

[sigh] I was afraid of that... :(

[puts on Magifying glasses and examines planet for any signs of life.]
There is still life, however, under the ice. Like on Jupiter's moons, Europa. The heat from the planet's core keeps the oceans from freezing entirely.

There is still life, however, under the ice. Like on Jupiter's moons, Europa. The heat from the planet's core keeps the oceans from freezing entirely.yeah, but any an most multi-cellular life is gone... you basically restarted the processes...

[takes off the glasses] and if the Red Virus is an algae... chances are it survived too.

OOC: got ideas about the Red Virus or are you making it up as you go along?

yeah, but any an most multi-cellular life is gone... you basically restarted the processes...

[takes off the glasses] and if the Red Virus is an algae... chances are it survived too.

OOC: got ideas about the Red Virus or are you making it up as you go along?
OOC: It started out as making it up, but I now have an idea or two.

IC: Maybe, for it covered the oceans as well. Now, lets warm it up.

*Slowly, the temperature is raised.*

*At the equator, the ice thins. Within minutes, the surface is revealed again. Slowly, the glaciers creep back.*

*As the planet thaws, red specks popped up all over the bare surface.*

Dammit!

OOC: It started out as making it up, but I now have an idea or two.

IC: Maybe, for it covered the oceans as well. Now, lets warm it up.

*Slowly, the temperature is raised.*

*At the equator, the ice thins. Within minutes, the surface is revealed again. Slowly, the glaciers creep back.*

*As the planet thaws, red specks popped up all over the bare surface.*

Dammit!ok, now what... ice didn't work, so you gonna burn the place now...

[looks into his eyes]

I was just joking you know... :) Mind if I can get a sample now?

ok, now what... ice didn't work, so you gonna burn the place now...

[looks into his eyes]

I was just joking you know... :) Mind if I can get a sample now?
I tried wildfires, it just recycled the plant.

A sample how?

Hello Bits, Gene

I tried wildfires, it just recycled the plant.

A sample how?pulls out a micro forcept and puts the magnifying glasses back on. With these... and a steady hand of course...


Hi LP. wanna see me play a game of Operation... on a planetary scale?


OOC: BRB...

That should be interesting. What's wrong with the planet?

pulls out a micro forcept and puts the magnifying glasses back on. With these... and a steady hand of course...


Hi LP. wanna see me play a game of Operation... on a planetary scale?


OOC: BRB...
OOC: Okay.

IC: Aurea Borealis got a nasty virus plant, and I'm trying to eradicate it.

Besides, I know some of Jon's RPing tactics rub off of me and sometimes Ju. hate to think he's teaching others how to rp like that.

ooc: Nice, thanks Bits. You clearly aren't thinking straight if you think I RP in II the same way I RP here. If you'd rather teach people to roleplay, go ahead. You criticize me for making snide remarks, yet I try to help, and you still criticize me. I'm starting to think you just dislike anything I do, and dislike me as well. If all you're ever going to do is insult me, then just ignore me.

ooc: Nice, thanks Bits. You clearly aren't thinking straight if you think I RP in II the same way I RP here. If you'd rather teach people to roleplay, go ahead. You criticize me for making snide remarks, yet I try to help, and you still criticize me. I'm starting to think you just dislike anything I do, and dislike me as well. If all you're ever going to do is insult me, then just ignore me.
OOC: knock it off Sanct

OOC: Okay.

IC: Aurea Borealis got a nasty virus plant, and I'm trying to eradicate it.
Any luck so far?

ooc: Nice, thanks Bits. You clearly aren't thinking straight if you think I RP in II the same way I RP here. If you'd rather teach people to roleplay, go ahead. You criticize me for making snide remarks, yet I try to help, and you still criticize me. I'm starting to think you just dislike anything I do, and dislike me as well. If all you're ever going to do is insult me, then just ignore me.OOC: No Jon, I don't ignore you, most of the things you do is fine by me. What irritates me is when you put the snide comments in. Sure Fen was backsliding but I really didn't see anyone trying to reign her in (and for that I am also guilty of.) I don't dislike you, really. but most of the time, when things seem not to go "your way" you put up the "I am ignoring you now" sign or go running off into the woods, with a "you don't wanna play with me so I'll leave" attitude. instead of putting up "1 on the scoreboard" howabout saying "OOC: fen, you're backsliding again... " and let her try to correct herself.

Any luck so far?
I spread massive wildfires, didn't work. I turned the planet into an iceball AND let three supervolcanoes explode as I lost my temper when Fen died. No avail. The virus plant is still there.

The cold got to her eventually, waking her.
She stood up and went to look for the cats.She came upon a stream, where she washed her hands and face.
Then she spied the two cats coming towards her, each carrying a fish.
"Carl, Elsa, thank you..you brought me breakfast"
She gives each of them a hug,goes back to the hideaway,andsets about cleaning the fish.

OOC: Grrr. To me, that is a COWARD'S way of telling someone to "F off, get out of my club". :mad: :mp5:
ooc: i didn't wanna break a nail!

OOC: No Jon, I don't ignore you, most of the things you do is fine by me. What irritates me is when you put the snide comments in. Sure Fen was backsliding but I really didn't see anyone trying to reign her in (and for that I am also guilty of.) I don't dislike you, really. but most of the time, when things seem not to go "your way" you put up the "I am ignoring you now" sign or go running off into the woods, with a "you don't wanna play with me so I'll leave" attitude. instead of putting up "1 on the scoreboard" howabout saying "OOC: fen, you're backsliding again... " and let her try to correct herself.
OOC: Hear hear!

ooc: i didn't wanna break a nail!
OOC: :confused: How can you break a nail over the internet?

I spread massive wildfires, didn't work. I turned the planet into an iceball AND let three supervolcanoes explode as I lost my temper when Fen died. No avail. The virus plant is still there.
Hmmmm... I'm no expert in virology, but can't you make some sort of countervirus?

Any luck so far?Don't know yet....

[carefully and slowly, she inserts the micro forceps into the atmosphere... careful not to move to fast or erratically, or that would damage the ecosystem. choosing a remote area, she gingerly plucks several acres of the virus, storing them in the forcepts for removal...]

now for the hard part....

Hmmmm... I'm no expert in virology, but can't you make some sort of countervirus?
I haven't thought of that... Well, now may be a good time for it, since only Red Virus and bacterias are left...

OOC: :confused: How can you break a nail over the internet?
ooc: i was joking :rolleyes:


Fen was banned not just because she was annoying people but also because I set her rules to comply to if she was gonna come back and she broke one of those repeatedly. Don't say that nobody tried to help her get into the rping, Gael was trying, i think Ju had been sending her pms to try and help her and Jon said he would help!

Don't know yet....

[carefully and slowly, she inserts the micro forceps into the atmosphere... careful not to move to fast or erratically, or that would damage the ecosystem. choosing a remote area, she gingerly plucks several acres of the virus, storing them in the forcepts for removal...]

now for the hard part....
OOC: Think of Red Virus as some sort of semi-invincible desert shrub... ;)

*looks very interested at Bits' work*

ooc: i was joking :rolleyes:


Fen was banned not just because she was annoying people but also because I set her rules to comply to if she was gonna come back and she broke one of those repeatedly. Don't say that nobody tried to help her get into the rping, Gael was trying, i think Ju had been sending her pms to try and help her and Jon said he would help!
OOC: Lemme guess. The rule she broke was to stop hitting on so many men. Right?

[she slowly moves the forceps away from the planet... again careful not to disturb the weather patterns on the planet... however, in the upper ionsophere her arm slips and she watches in horror as the winds, kicked up to speeds that would be equivalent to hypersonic, begins moving across the world.]

Shit!... err... Gene... some help here....

OOC: Lemme guess. The rule she broke was to stop hitting on so many men. Right?
ooc: no, it was let me know if you're gonna do a big storyline or rp

[she slowly moves the forceps away from the planet... again careful not to disturb the weather patterns on the planet... however, in the upper ionsophere her arm slips and she watches in horror as the winds, kicked up to speeds that would be equivalent to hypersonic, begins moving across the world.]

Shit!... err... Gene... some help here....
Hmm.... I wonder how it may affect the Red Virus.... I'll see what happens...

ooc: i was joking :rolleyes:


Fen was banned not just because she was annoying people but also because I set her rules to comply to if she was gonna come back and she broke one of those repeatedly. Don't say that nobody tried to help her get into the rping, Gael was trying, i think Ju had been sending her pms to try and help her and Jon said he would help!OOC: yeah.. but she said she didn't need Ju's help so we kinda assumed that Jon was helping her. I guess if we (nekone, Ju and I) knew if Jon was or was not working with her, we could've been like monitors to help her toe the line.

The fire still has some embers glowing.
She finds some dry twigs and places them so that they start to burn in a few moments.
Soon there is a nice blaze going, and she gets two v shaped twigs placing them one each side of the fire.
Next she finds two sticks just long enough, and skewers the fish, placing the two across the v shaped twigs to cook, as He had taught her.
Soon the smell of cooking fish pervaded that part of the forest.

OOC: No Jon, I don't ignore you, most of the things you do is fine by me. What irritates me is when you put the snide comments in. Sure Fen was backsliding but I really didn't see anyone trying to reign her in (and for that I am also guilty of.) I don't dislike you, really. but most of the time, when things seem not to go "your way" you put up the "I am ignoring you now" sign or go running off into the woods, with a "you don't wanna play with me so I'll leave" attitude. instead of putting up "1 on the scoreboard" howabout saying "OOC: fen, you're backsliding again... " and let her try to correct herself.
ooc: So why bitch about me teaching people to RP? Pretending the way you RP is a bad thing, and not only that, but its my fault?
You saw some of the comments Orchid and Gide made? Gael as well, why single me out? I've never ignored anyone, I don't do that. I tried to help her, she didn't want help, and again, how is that my fault? I think its just a case of "whatever goes wrong, lets blame Jon". I go into the woods, same way Orchid goes to her apartment, he lives there!

ooc: no, it was let me know if you're gonna do a big storyline or rp
OOC: I somewhat remember hearing her say that she has no major rp plans for fen... What rp did it seem like she was starting?

Hmm.... I wonder how it may affect the Red Virus.... I'll see what happens...if it's a plant, it could spread it all over the world... and winds that powerful will [winces as one of the mountaintops shatters...] smash alot of geological necessities...

The fire still has some embers glowing.
She finds some dry twigs and places them so that they start to burn in a few moments.
Soon there is a nice blaze going, and she gets two v shaped twigs placing them one each side of the fire.
Next she finds two sticks just long enough, and skewers the fish, placing the two across the v shaped twigs to cook, as He had taught her.
Soon the smell of cooking fish pervaded that part of the forest.
*Jon stirred and woke up. He looked around blearily, looking for the source of the smell. He sat up, and saw Mary cooking fish*
Morning, sleep well?

OOC: I somewhat remember hearing her say that she has no major rp plans for fen... What rp did it seem like she was starting?to start with she made it so that Tish was dead which was pretty big, she brought Tish back as a goddess for an hour or so and rped that badly, then earlier this week she was hinting at being pregnant

"Good morning, yes eventually , after Sage left.
Would you like some breakfast?
The two caught me some very fine fish, and you are more than welcome to share, as you so kindly helped me last night."

*heads downstairs, grabs her coat and heads out towards the woods*

ooc: So why bitch about me teaching people to RP? Pretending the way you RP is a bad thing, and not only that, but its my fault?
You saw some of the comments Orchid and Gide made? Gael as well, why single me out? I've never ignored anyone, I don't do that. I tried to help her, she didn't want help, and again, how is that my fault? I think its just a case of "whatever goes wrong, lets blame Jon". I go into the woods, same way Orchid goes to her apartment, he lives there!OOC: First of.. I never, Ever blamed you for Fen or anything outside of what your character does. however, RP really cannot be taught... only the customs and curtisies, after all, the character is totaly in the hands of the person running it. and frankly I never really interacted with Orchid, Gael or Gide. they were rarely on when I was on. That's why I didn't comment on them. Two, You claimed that "Teaching RPing was Your job" and you seemed very offended when Ju offered to help Charlotte. so we backed off. then instead of coaching tips we hear snide comments. what were we suppose to think.

Ok, let's set the record straight then. Was Charlotte getting your help or did she refuse you like she did Ju's offer for aid?

Hi Tink, bye Tink

if it's a plant, it could spread it all over the world... and winds that powerful will [winces as one of the mountaintops shatters...] smash alot of geological necessities...
Oh.

*Uses high and low pressure zones (in the atmosphere) to control the winds. After a few minutes, the winds subside*

*she places the forceps in a glass test tube and seals it. She writes a note for her scientists and turning her bracer till a mirrored area is upright, she slides the note, tube and sample into the shimmering surface.*

it'll take a while before they get back with the results.

*looks at the planet... now scarred due to the winds.*

:( sorry

That's okay, Bits.

*Is a little bit suspicious*
Where are you going with those samples?

That's okay, Bits.

Where are you going with those samples? :confused:
oh!... sorry... the mirror is a teleport device... I sent the samples to my top scientists to try and determine the nature of the virus... I wrote that it should be treated as a virulent hostile bactirium untill it's nature can be determined... sorry, should've consulted you first... want the sample back?

*stops at the start of the woods for a minute then takes a deep breath and heads in towards Jon's camp*

:confused:
oh!... sorry... the mirror is a teleport device... I sent the samples to my top scientists to try and determine the nature of the virus... I wrote that it should be treated as a virulent hostile bactirium untill it's nature can be determined... sorry, should've consulted you first... want the sample back?
Bacterium? It is actually a plant, like a desert shrub.

*looks at science in the making while getting a glass of water*

Bacterium? It is actually a plant, like a desert shrub.but how does it pollinate? what happens should it get on our skins? I for one do not want red bushes growing outta me...
besides, if it's a plant... how did it survive your Ice age and Burning Firestorms? and how does it spread so quickly?

well, I am assuming a day here is a day there...

*Wakes up, and looks around...LP is not around*

Oh oh....now what?

"She throws on her jeans and a sweater, goes down to the stables, saddles up, and arrive at PC in a short time.*

*looks at science in the making while getting a glass of water*
[sees LP head towards the kitchen]
Can you get me something to drink please?

[sees LP head towards the kitchen]
Can you get me something to drink please?
Sure, what'll it be?

Hey Orchid. I'll be with you in a sec

but how does it pollinate? what happens should it get on our skins? I for one do not want red bushes growing outta me...
besides, if it's a plant... how did it survive your Ice age and Burning Firestorms? and how does it spread so quickly?

well, I am assuming a day here is a day there...
OOC: I"m still trying to figure out how to make a plant like that work, but I"m thinking of having it have bacterial and algea origins... Originally, it started out as a sea-borne plant, but then it evolved into a amphibious plant.

Sure, what'll it be?

Hey Orchid. I'll be with you in a secAnything will be fine... Except buttermilk.

OOC: I"m still trying to figure out how to make a plant like that work, but I"m thinking of having it have bacterial and algea origins... Originally, it started out as a sea-borne plant, but then it evolved into a amphibious plant.OOC: those were questions I was asking in IC. Besides, now you have time to work it out... need help?

OOC
Tink...TG....

*gets Bits a cup of tea*
There you go.


*goes over to Orchid*
Hi. I'm sorry I left early. I forgot something in my room and I was planning on returning as quick as I could, but I got fascinated by Gene's planet

OOC: those were questions I was asking in IC. Besides, now you have time to work it out... need help?
OOC: Sure. Help would be appreciated. :)

Sure, what'll it be?

Hey Orchid. I'll be with you in a sec
OK...

*Sits down watching what is going on around her.*

*gets Bits a cup of tea*
There you go.

Thanks.
*sips tea.*

Oh?
So what is happening with it then?

Oh?
So what is happening with it then?
Some sort of virus or plant or something..... A parasite anyway. Gene can't seem to get it off

*arrives at Jon's camp and sits down by the fire to try and warm up*

OOC: Gene, TG'd you.

OOC2: Jon, I apologize, it was not my intent to hurt you nor to 'critisize' you. if Fen/Tish refused your help as well as Gael's and ours, then she dug her own grave and there was nothing we could do execpt bury her.

A girl suddenly enters the enclosure.
"Hello.Are you looking for Jon? He was here, but then just vanished.
Would you like some fish? I cooked it for him, but, well if you don't want it, my two babies will eat it.
I'm Mary by the way!"

Some sort of virus or plant or something..... A parasite anyway. Gene can't seem to get it off
Oh...right!

*Cranes her neck to try and see.*

A girl suddenly enters the enclosure.
"Hello.Are you looking for Jon? He was here, but then just vanished.
Would you like some fish? I cooked it for him, but, well if you don't want it, my two babies will eat it.
I'm Mary by the way!"
hi, I'm Tink, no thanks I'm not very hungry

OOC: Bits, I replied to your TG :)

*hugs Orchid from behind and kisses her on the cheek*
Can I get you anything?

hi, I'm Tink, no thanks I'm not very hungry
"Tink,Thats a very pretty name. These two here are Carl and Simba."
Indicates the two cougars.
"They are my babies,here you go my babies, you can have your fish cooked this morning."
Breaks the fish in two,and offers a piece to each of them

"Tink,Thats a very pretty name. These two here are Carl and Simba."
Indicates the two cougars.
"They are my babies,here you go my babies, you can have your fish cooked this morning."
Breaks the fish in two,and offers a piece to each of them
cougars? cool! *smiles at them*

*hugs Orchid from behind and kisses her on the cheek*
Can I get you anything?
Ooh thanks....

An OJ please....I left in a bit of a hurry...

*goes out to the kitchen pouring a glass of cold OJ*

Here you go love. Sleep well?

cougars? cool! *smiles at them*
"They are four now..brother and sister. I found them as orphans when their eyes were still closed. I brought them up as my babies, and some one trained them back into the wild..to hunt etc.
No one would harm me without having to get through them first."
Smiles.
"So is it Jon you came to see. He was very kind to me last night, and I met some one called Sage as well."

Oh...right!

*Cranes her neck to try and see.*[Moves aside to give Wild Orchid a better view.]

OOC: Bits, I replied to your TG :)OOC: ;) It's yours to run with... TG me when you're ready for the report..

Oh thanks LP....your an angel...

[Moves aside to give Wild Orchid a better view.]

Thanks for that...I don't think we've met have we...I'm Orchid....
:)

"They are four now..brother and sister. I found them as orphans when their eyes were still closed. I brought them up as my babies, and some one trained them back into the wild..to hunt etc.
No one would harm me without having to get through them first."
Smiles.
"So is it Jon you came to see. He was very kind to me last night, and I met some one called Sage as well."
yeah, Jon's lovely, he saved my life last week, and Sage is a sweet kid

"Jon saved your life! how did that come about then? There seems to be a lot of odd things go on around here, from what I heard between Jon and Sage!"

Oh thanks LP....your an angel...



Thanks for that...I don't think we've met have we...I'm Orchid....
:)Bits... nice to meet you. and nice to meet someone who will keep LP in one piece... :)

OOC: ;) It's yours to run with... TG me when you're ready for the report..
OOC: "Ready for the report"?

OOC 2: I'll be back in about half an hour.

Bits... nice to meet you. and nice to meet someone who will keep LP in one piece... :)
What's left of it anyway :p

Bits... nice to meet you. and nice to meet someone who will keep LP in one piece... :)
Hello Bits....

I'm not sure about keeping him in one piece though....

Turn around and he's off again.... :rolleyes:

Hello Bits....

I'm not sure about keeping him in one piece though....

Turn around and he's off again.... :rolleyes:yah know... there is a use for leather leashes... cuffs and anklets as well... ;)

*hides his wrists behind his back*
And then? ;)

"Jon saved your life! how did that come about then? There seems to be a lot of odd things go on around here, from what I heard between Jon and Sage!"
Sage got into a bit of a fight, and a few fireballs were thrown about, one accidently nearly hit me and Jon jumped in the way, he died but Sage brought him back.

There is quite a few strange goings on around here, but I guess that's to be expected with so many magical creatures around

What's left of it anyway :p :confused: you lost more parts??? first your legs, then your mind (ok memories) and now what.

yah know... there is a use for leather leashes... cuffs and anklets as well... ;)
Sounds like a good idea....

:confused: you lost more parts??? first your legs, then your mind (ok memories) and now what.
No.... that's it. Oh. I lost my beard yesterday

*hides his wrists behind his back*
And then? ;)
and then a good beating... :p

and then a good beating... :p
And then the...? :p ;)

Sage got into a bit of a fight, and a few fireballs were thrown about, one accidently nearly hit me and Jon jumped in the way, he died but Sage brought him back.

There is quite a few strange goings on around here, but I guess that's to be expected with so many magical creatures around
"So, Jon saved you, Sage saved Jon. Now Jons disappeared.
Magical creatures? I gathered that Sage is non human..but there are more here?"

And then the...? :p ;)Orchid... I think a demonstration is in order.... ;)

And then the...? :p ;)
*Slaps his arm*

Your beard yes...you still look a bit odd...handsome...but odd....

Orchid... I think a demonstration is in order.... ;)
Oooh yes....shall we?
:D

*slowly backs away*
Uh oh

*slowly backs away*
Uh oh
Behind him Bits....

"So, Jon saved you, Sage saved Jon. Now Jons disappeared.
Magical creatures? I gathered that Sage is non human..but there are more here?"
Jon'll be back soon I think. there's a few around here that are non human, i'm not sure exactly what some of them are though, there's a death angel

"So, Jon saved you, Sage saved Jon. Now Jons disappeared.
Magical creatures? I gathered that Sage is non human..but there are more here?"
"Death Angel? He/She must know Ja..my ex fiance then!"

*yelps and dashes away*

Help!

"Death Angel? He/She must know Ja..my ex fiance then!"
she might do, she's called Gael if you see her around, she'll probably be playing with throwing knives

*yelps and dashes away*

Help!
No help coming....

*Grabs the horses reigns from the bar, and lassos him*

*smacks on the ground and wriggles unsuccesfully*
I'm too young...

she might do, she's called Gael if you see her around, she'll probably be playing with throwing knives
"Throwing knives? Well, to be honest, I am just passing through.. I haven't had a home since..well, never mind. I just thought maybe I'd stay a couple of days..as Sage and Jon seemed so nice..but I don't know.Jon might not like me intruding too much in his hideaway."

*smacks on the ground and wriggles unsuccesfully*
I'm too young...for what Orchid has planned... I think not...

want to brand him too?

*walks in singing*

hey guys!!

"Throwing knives? Well, to be honest, I am just passing through.. I haven't had a home since..well, never mind. I just thought maybe I'd stay a couple of days..as Sage and Jon seemed so nice..but I don't know.Jon might not like me intruding too much in his hideaway."
he won't mind, and if he does you can always come and stay up at the club

for what Orchid has planned... I think not...

want to brand him too?
Hhehe.....

You sit on him Bits...

I'll see what I can do.... ;)

Eeep!

*tries to scramble up*

he won't mind, and if he does you can always come and stay up at the club
"Stay at the club. No, I couldn't.I have the two cats, and no money. I was a Nun too, not exactly club material."

"Stay at the club. No, I couldn't.I have the two cats, and no money. I was a Nun too, not exactly club material."
ok, well if you're sure, I'm sure Jon won't mind you staying here anyway

hhmm where is everyone?

Eeep!

*tries to scramble up*
*Pulls harder on the reigns.....*

No escaping for you my little Pirate.... :p

hhmm where is everyone?
ooc: i'm in the woods, sorry

hhmm where is everyone?
OOC: right in front of your nose :p

hhmm where is everyone?
Hello....we're here...LP is on the floor...going to get branded....

Hhehe.....

You sit on him Bits...

I'll see what I can do.... ;)HEY NORTI!... [waves Norti over to where she's now sitting on LP.]

OOC: right in front of your nose :p
(OOCoh silly me :p
tinks tis cool :p)

HEY LP HOWS YA DOING?

Gaaah!

*wiggles harder*
Just you wait Orchid.... And Bits too

ok, well if you're sure, I'm sure Jon won't mind you staying here anyway
"Thank you for the offer anyway.I might stay..I'll see how things go.I have to go see what my babies are up to now..if you will excuse me. If I stay a while i shall no doubt see you again."

*Tugs on the reigns again.....*

:D

You got a branding iron Norti...or something similar?

(OOCoh silly me :p
tinks tis cool :p)

HEY LP HOWS YA DOING?
Not so good... I think

"Thank you for the offer anyway.I might stay..I'll see how things go.I have to go see what my babies are up to now..if you will excuse me. If I stay a while i shall no doubt see you again."
bye

*Tugs on the reigns again.....*

:D

You got a branding iron Norti...or something similar?Branding iron... [scoffs] how bout something a little more... Embarrassing...
[produces lipstick and nail polish.]

Not so good... I think

whys that??

bye
"Bye."
Wanders out of the enclosure and deeper into the forest.

Branding iron... [scoffs] how bout something a little more... Embarrassing...
[produces lipstick and nail polish.]

i cant let you do that to the poor guy

*gets a piece of paper and a pen out of her pocket and writes a note for Jon*
hi, I called to say hello but you wern't here, I met Mary, she seems delightful, anyway, give me a ring when you get back or something and I'll come back, or alternatively you could come find me, and I need those handcuffs back! Vaga broke my other ones, lots of love and kisses and fairy wishes, Tink xoxoxoxo

*she pinned the note to a tree and headed back to the club*

i cant let you do that to the poor guyOh... I remeber a few Keelhaulings you owe him for... [puts the lipstick on... ]

*goes into the bar* erm................does someone wanna tell me what's going on here?

i cant let you do that to the poor guy
You can't....and why is that?

*goes into the bar* erm................does someone wanna tell me what's going on here?we were... just... ermmm... edumacating LP... on... :confused:

what were we teaching LP anyway???

because its mean

hi tinks i just got here so i dont really no

*goes into the bar* erm................does someone wanna tell me what's going on here?
It's the attack LP gang....

we were... just... ermmm... edumacating LP... on... :confused:

what were we teaching LP anyway???
Ummmm

How to treat a lady.... ;)

Branding iron... [scoffs] how bout something a little more... Embarrassing...
[produces lipstick and nail polish.]
hey, this is LP, a bit of lippy and nail polish is just his average saturday night! that's not gonna embarass him

*checks to see if he's invisable*

hey, this is LP, a bit of lippy and nail polish is just his average saturday night! that's not gonna embarass himreally... is that true LP?

Ummmm

How to treat a lady.... ;)
sounds good! as long as your not torturing him at all...... ;)

*checks to see if he's invisable*
hey, has anyone seen Norti around?

*snickers*

Jon walked back into the camp and ditched the wood supplies by the store. He saw the note and smiled. He walked off to some nearby shops, then came back to the camp. He opened his phone and dialed Tinks's number.
Come on Tinks, answer....

hey, has anyone seen Norti around?
:(

*checks to see if he's invisable*OOC: ;) oh, no... you're not igorned... there's a difference between being mean and being EVIL....

hey, this is LP, a bit of lippy and nail polish is just his average saturday night! that's not gonna embarass him
Should lead to some interesting saturday nights in the appartment.... ;)

Jon walked back into the camp and ditched the wood supplies by the store. He saw the note and smiled. He walked off to some nearby shops, then came back to the camp. He opened his phone and dialed Tinks's number.
Come on Tinks, answer....
*picks up* hello

Hush hush Orchid

Should lead to some interesting saturday nights in the appartment.... ;)Roll him over and put the lipstick on Orchid... Hey Norti... give us a hand here...

OOC: ;) oh, no... you're not igorned... there's a difference between being mean and being EVIL....
(OOC i know ;)

*picks up* hello
Hey Tinks, this is Jon. Just to let you know I'm back now if you want to come and visit.

Should lead to some interesting saturday nights in the appartment.... ;)
yeah, and he has great taste too! you should see some of his dresses, they're fabulous darling!

Roll him over and put the lipstick on Orchid... Hey Norti... give us a hand here...
If I get out of this one you'll be in for a royal ass whoopin'

yeah, and he has great taste too! you should see some of his dresses, they're fabulous darling!
:eek:

Hey Tinks, this is Jon. Just to let you know I'm back now if you want to come and visit.
or you could come visit me........I'm a little busy watching LP being tortur......I mean educated

yeah, and he has great taste too! you should see some of his dresses, they're fabulous darling!
I did catch him yesterday..... :p
In my closet.... :p

If I get out of this one you'll be in for a royal ass whoopin'ohhhh... Promises, Promises... [hands the lipstick to Orchid and starts rolling LP onto his stomach.]

Roll him over and put the lipstick on Orchid... Hey Norti... give us a hand here...
Gets the lipsick....Wheres the best place now..... :rolleyes:

*pinches Bits' bum*
:p

or you could come visit me........I'm a little busy watching LP being tortur......I mean educated

and ignoring her lovely boyfriend :p

Gets the lipsick....Wheres the best place now..... :rolleyes:well, You put it on your lips... then you brand him... [pulls down his pants.] Get it?

and ignoring her lovely boyfriend :p
*looks around the room and whistles*

*pinches Bits' bum*
:p :eek:
:D
;)

you're spoken for dearie...

*Checks watch*

Bits, I'm gonna go to my hideout on Jupiter's core now, so, see you later. :)

*Teleports out, and takes his planet with him, as always*

OOC: Feel free to "accidentally step into a wormhole" and end up at my hideout, if you wish ;)

well, You put it on your lips... then you brand him... [pulls down his pants.] Get it?
:eek:

well, You put it on your lips... then you brand him... [pulls down his pants.] Get it?
riiight....
*Put's the lipsick on thickly.....*
:eek:

or you could come visit me........I'm a little busy watching LP being tortur......I mean educated
Hmmm, I have a present for you if you do choose to come over. I hear that the place is full right now, I'll stay out here if you don't mind.

*trashes on the ground with is ass bared*

Norti! Help!

*Checks watch*

Bits, I'm gonna go to my hideout on Jupiter's core, now, so, see you later. :)

*Teleports out, and takes his planet with him, as always*

OOC: Feel free to "accidentally step into a wormhole" and end up at my hideout, if you wish ;)OOC: ;)

riiight....
*Put's the lipsick on thickly.....*
:eek:
Gaaah!

Now I look like Courtney Love :eek:

OOC: bye gene

*trashes on the ground with is ass bared*

Norti! Help!Whoah... he's a wild one... settle down you...

Hmmm, I have a present for you if you do choose to come over. I hear that the place is full right now, I'll stay out here if you don't mind.
you've said you have a present for me before!

you've said you have a present for me before!
I actually do, but feel free to drop by any time, no hurry. Love ya.
*Jon closed the phone and sat down by the fire*

*looks around the room and whistles*

*walks up behind her and covers her eyes*
:p

Whoah... he's a wild one... settle down you...
*Slowly edges neare to him*

*Slowly edges neare to him*
Don't you do it Orchid....

OOC: LP, I'm still gonne be online for a while, I'll just be posting at Jupiter's Core. :)

*Slowly edges neare to him*[Holds down buttocks... ]

"gee... I would think you would love this LP... less painful than the Tatoos.

Don't you do it Orchid....
Why not...and what will you do about it...
:D

*walks up behind her and covers her eyes*
:p
I'm blind! I'm blind!

I will get you all for this. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But some day

*starts trashing again*

*Suddenly plunges forwards...

Leaving LP with a lip-shaped branding.....*
:eek:

I'm blind! I'm blind!
*spins her around and kisses her*
nope it is i

I will get you all for this. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But some day
I think not...... ;)

*squirms around to look at his buttock*

Alright. I'm gonna get this one tattooed

[With a whoop of satisfaction, Bits, seals the brand with the nail polish. blows on it to dry it quickly she then rolls off...]
there... that wasn't so bad now...

*spins her around and kisses her*
nope it is i
I'm being attacked by a ghost!

I'm being attacked by a ghost!
:(

:(
I'm sorry sweetie, I'm only playing *kisses him*

*still lays on the ground tied with his ass kissed and branded*

Errr... some help?

*Punches the air...*

YES!

I'm sorry sweetie, I'm only playing *kisses him*
its ok abit mean but ok
*huggles*

[looks to see that the planet is gone... fearing that it fell down, she ran to the table and vanished.]