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Don't you mean accept the pope and rot in hell?


you know what i mean heathen

I forgive you and I'll pray for you.

You should rather start praying that we forgive you one day!

I forgive you and I'll pray for you.

Please don't.... There are better uses for your time and I would hate to be the cause of you missing something important.

Really though... The whole "I'll pray for you" thing is absolute bullshit. Really. I don't want you to pray for me. I don't want to be saved. And frankly... I'm not sure I want to be forgiven... So don't waste your time.

I guess so if it's funOK, but the moderators might not appreciate it if I post it here, so I'll send you the link via telegram.

Rigght... Is it just me, or is this thread slightly insane? :confused:

You should rather start praying that we forgive you one day!
Why? I didn't do nothing wrong.

Rigght... Is it just me, or is this thread slightly insane? :confused:


This is a Jesussaves thread... Its completely insane by nature... Just enjoy it while it lasts.

Rigght... Is it just me, or is this thread slightly insane? :confused:

Well, the starter of the thread is, and not just slightly. I guess everybody else is just playing along for pure entertainment values. :)

What happens to us Jews?

The people of Chyornabog are extremely distressed at the insensitive use of the name "JesusSaves". We are proud of our heritage, rooted in the occult and a great heretical tradition, and protest the political incorrectness of "Jesus Saves"

Oh yeah...the spelling's also offensive.

What happens to us Jews?
You all turn Christian towards the end and join us in heaven after the antichrist pope is defeated and we are raptured.

Rigght... Is it just me, or is this thread slightly insane? :confused:

yes that's why i love it... it's been a long day at work.. oh if you excuse me

*chases after Jesussaves with my malet of silence*

Come here..... <<<<<<<<<pow>>>>>>>>>>

DAMN IT missed again, i will shut him up

Don't you mean accept the pope and rot in hell?
Hey dont beat up on us Catholics dick. The Pope and Cardinals exist to kick extreemest elements in the church in line (yes i know they exist but the church does try to keep a universal moderacy in the mainstream). Their teaching of the scripture serves to interpret it so retards dont jump to stupid conclustions, because in theory you can use the good book to prove any retarded statment. Its strong tradtion that keeps the Chatholic church coherent and viable.

Why? I didn't do nothing wrong.

LOL! Indeed! You did everything wrong. :D

(PS: In the case you didn't notice, that's a double negation!)

You all turn Christian towards the end and join us in heaven after the antichrist pope is defeated and we are raptured.


You're going to play the Debbie Harry song?

I love that ditty.

You all turn Christian towards the end and join us in heaven after the antichrist pope is defeated and we are raptured.


nooooooo, you heathens go to hell and the catholics + jews led by the pope go to heaven :rolleyes:

Glad to have your seal of aproval.

Hey dont beat up on us Catholics dick. The Pope and Cardinals exist to kick extreemest elements in the church in line (yes i know they exist but the church does try to keep a universal moderacy in the mainstream). Their teaching of the scripture serves to interpret it so retards dont jump to stupid conclustions, because in theory you can use the good book to prove any retarded statment. Its strong tradtion that keeps the Chatholic church coherent and viable.
Then why are theyr satanic jesuits using mohameden asasins to try to kill good people like Jack Chick?

Then why are theyr satanic jesuits using mohameden asasins to try to kill good people like Jack Chick?

So why are you into spreading hate and religious intollerance?

Glad to have your seal of aproval.
You have Gods seal of approval. Keep up the good fight against the mohamedens.

I hate fanatic christian people, you should think a little and figure out that god doesn´t exists, so shut up, and get on with your lives without telling other people what to do!

So why are you into spreading hate and religious intollerance?
I don't hate anybody, but I don't tolerate lies and satan.

Then why are theyr satanic jesuits using mohameden asasins to try to kill good people like Jack Chick?

i've got him now *chases after Jesussaves with a malet of silence*

Come here..... <<<<<<<<<CRACK>>>>>>>>>> <(X_X)>

yes got him but will that be enougth???? does any one else want a malet??

Then why are theyr satanic jesuits using mohameden asasins to try to kill good people like Jack Chick?


Uhmmm....Jack Chick is certifiable. If you remember, he was the guy who wrote in one of his tracts that 'Bewitched' starring Elizabeth Montgomery was inspired by Satan.

JESUS SAVES!

No, really. He saves. Just not lives.

He saves little children for himself and his Priests.

I hate fanatic christian people, you should think a little and figure out that god doesn´t exists, so shut up, and get on with your lives without telling other people what to do!

Well yeah, but you are lowering yourself to his level by talking like that. :( Unfortunatley.

Uhmmm....Jack Chick is certifiable. If you remember, he was the guy who wrote in one of his tracts that 'Bewitched' starring Elizabeth Montgomery was inspired by Satan.
He knows the truth. His tracts have helped many people come to Christ.

I hate fanatic christian people, you should think a little and figure out that god doesn´t exists, so shut up, and get on with your lives without telling other people what to do!

Eh... They never will. I hope and hope they will and I'm dissapointed each time... Better to just enjoy yourself making fun of them... Most of them are too slow to have any chance of defending themselves.

Alright, that didn't work...

Hey, lookit me! I'm a homosexual Catholic/Satanist Nazi-War-Criminal who runs a Orgy/Abortion Clinic! And I like PokeMon! And I sacrifice puppies to Cthulhu! He talks to me in my sleep! Flahrgn!

Then why are theyr satanic jesuits using mohameden asasins to try to kill good people like Jack Chick?

dude, come on! you're being like so... un-dude!

Then why are theyr satanic jesuits using mohameden asasins to try to kill good people like Jack Chick?


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He knows the truth. His tracts have helped many people come to Christ.

he's not having much luck here is he??

Alright, that didn't work...

Hey, lookit me! I'm a homosexual Catholic/Satanist Nazi-War-Criminal who runs a Orgy/Abortion Clinic! And I like PokeMon! And I sacrifice puppies to Cthulhu! He talks to me in my sleep! Flahrgn!
Jesus loves you. Pray for him to come into your life.

He knows the truth. His tracts have helped many people come to Christ.

Yeah, through scare tactics.

I'm sure Jesus is just giddy that Chick is scaring people into using salvation as a fire insurance policy.

I don't hate anybody, but I don't tolerate lies and satan.


leave those to me, I'll take care of lies and Satan!

no. not really. I';\ afraid theres no hope for us evil godles pagans

He knows the truth. His tracts have helped many people come to Christ.
You mean brought them under control by an organization devoted to controlling people and forcing them to do what they deem "right".

why do people call me a troll?

Your joking he really knows whats the hell happens to Shinji cos past the Jesus Christ analogy im lost.
He understands it on 8 different levels. He gets it all, the Adam and Eve crap, the name of the angels. Gendo being the Anti-christ, all of it (btw, Gendo=uberpimp)

I don't hate anybody, but I don't tolerate lies and satan.

since satan doesn't exist and you spread lies about him... You're gonna have a hard time backing that up.

Know what I really hate? The sappy music that website he links to has. I was trying to listen to Children of Bodom here! :sniper:

why do people call me a troll?

because jack chick showed them the light thru his super mental streaming broadband powers of truth and justice for all - it was a mass mental email and you weren't on the cc

Sorry I dont know who this Jack Shit bloke is im from the UK. Im shure hes some shister fraud fake prophet who teaches to those who are infeebeld in the mind. And Jesussaves
I am a Catholic assasin, you better watch the bushes out side your house letting you wait untill you feel my catholic steel.
I am the new world order.
I am the Devil worshiping goat fucker.
I am your worst nightmare.
I write furry erotic pokemon stories.

why do people call me a troll?

Because they are under the mistaken impression that you aren't serious. I can understand why, seeing as how it seems unlikely that you could be serious with the things you say.

Know what I really hate? The sappy music that website he links to has. I was trying to listen to Children of Bodom here! :sniper:

Oh, a CoB fan? :fluffle:

Jesus loves you. Pray for him to come into your life.

and if we don't want to... and i've tried prayer (back when i was a christion) i even knew then i was gay i still am... there we go a success rating on 0% zip, zero, nada. do you ever wonder how many people become christions through these random post?? probley about the same rating as people not deleating spam

and if we don't want to... and i've tried prayer (back when i was a christion) i even knew then i was gay i still am... there we go a success rating on 0% zip, zero, nada. do you ever wonder how many people become christions through these random post?? probley about the same rating as people not deleating spam

More likely to drive people away from religion forever IMO.

why do people call me a troll?

because you only post to cause arguements. your whole reason for being here is to cause trouble. at best you play devils advocate very well, and at worst you are a bigotted, racist, intolerant disappointment for a civilised society.

where i'm from that's a troll.

More likely to drive people away from religion forever IMO.

Exactly. Jesussaves is a deterring example.

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If this wasn't taken seriously by people, it'd be funny.

Exactly. Jesussaves is a deterring example.You'd think he was hired by Satan or something.

because you only post to cause arguements. your whole reason for being here is to cause trouble. at best you play devils advocate very well, and at worst you are a bigotted, racist, intolerant disappointment for a civilised society.

where i'm from that's a troll.

strange where i'm from that my old geography teacher

what's a goatse link?
Trust me, you DON'T want to know

me -> :D + :confused: <- Jesussaves = :fluffle: & *butt sex*

thats how much I love him/her

OK, but the moderators might not appreciate it if I post it here, so I'll send you the link via telegram.
You evil bastard. Oh well, at least don't send him a tubgirl pic, I wouldn't thrust that fate on my worst enemy.

me -> :D + :confused: <- Jesussaves = :fluffle: & *butt sex*

thats how much I love him/her

it's him

You evil bastard. Oh well, at least don't send him a tubgirl pic, I wouldn't thrust that fate on my worst enemy.Too late. :p

it's him

who? your old geography teacher?

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If this wasn't taken seriously by people, it'd be funny.
Even if it wasn't taken seriously, they are still pretty dull and boring. Not to mention unoriginal.

i think its funny because it's taken seriously

who? your old geography teacher?

no jesusmains err sorry jesussaves is a boy (about 10 i'd say)

strange where i'm from that my old geography teacher

yeah maths for me.... :rolleyes:

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no jesusmains err sorry jesussaves is a boy (about 10 i'd say)

um ok im lost but i will strike the buttsex remark now *shudder*

Oh, a CoB fan? :fluffle:

What can I say? They're damn awesome. ;)

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WITH JESUS BAGELS!

Jesus in the morning, Jesus in the evening, Jesus at supper time! When you've got Jesus on a bagel you can have Jesus anytime!

JESUS BAGELS!

MADE WITH REAL HOLY WATER!
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The pope is a ill old man who only had good intentions, the only shit people can stick on him is his veiws because he is so old. Looking at the insanty banded by a minorty of Christans it is easy to forget the majority of them are in the mainstream.

yeah maths for me.... :rolleyes:
its anoying isn't it. with the big signs with things like "god made adam and eve not adam and steve" although the garden of eden would of had a pool and a jucusie (sp?) much more fun... and think of the line in every bible "you can pick any fruit you want. ;)

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COMES SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS...

Want your children to stay Christian all day long?

NOW YOU CAN!

::CUE MUSIC::

WITH JESUS BAGELS!

Jesus in the morning, Jesus in the evening, Jesus at supper time! When you've got Jesus on a bagel you can have Jesus anytime!

JESUS BAGELS!

MADE WITH REAL HOLY WATER!
MADE WITH REAL JESUS FLESH!
MADE WITH REALY MOZZARELLA CHEESE, YOUR CHOICE OF FRESH FROM THE VATICAN OR REGURGITATED BY THE POPE!

Available at all Stop and Shops and Shaws nationwide...

They had a special deal last week. With the purchase of two, you got a kids meal free, containing "Jesus's Greatest Hits Volume 2" from K-tel, and a coupon for 15 percent off "Moses Sings the Blues".

Marketing gold man, marketing gold.

What can I say? They're damn awesome. ;)

Indeed. :D

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COMES SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS...

Want your children to stay Christian all day long?

NOW YOU CAN!

::CUE MUSIC::

WITH JESUS BAGELS!

Jesus in the morning, Jesus in the evening, Jesus at supper time! When you've got Jesus on a bagel you can have Jesus anytime!

JESUS BAGELS!

MADE WITH REAL HOLY WATER!
MADE WITH REAL JESUS FLESH!
MADE WITH REALY MOZZARELLA CHEESE, YOUR CHOICE OF FRESH FROM THE VATICAN OR REGURGITATED BY THE POPE!

Available at all Stop and Shops and Shaws nationwide...
Actually Jesus on a Stick was invented by the romans ^_^

Actually Jesus on a Stick was invented by the romans ^_^

Run! To the flame proof bunkers! Before its too late! *cower*

Actually Jesus on a Stick was invented by the romans ^_^

Fine. It's an Italian product.

its anoying isn't it. with the big signs with things like "god made adam and eve not adam and steve" although the garden of eden would of had a pool and a jucusie (sp?) much more fun... and think of the line in every bible "you can pick any fruit you want. ;)

it's pretty hard to deal with insanity when you're supposed to be taught by these people.... bizarre....... :confused:

Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it.

Wow, slow down there. Satanic hindu and buddhist teaching? Wow you think that somone who was going to criticize other peoples' religions would atleast take some time to get their facts or lies believable. Buddhist and Hindu beleifs are about as satanic as Christian beliefs. Buddhism is a religion of compassion which is more than I can say for Christianity if Jesussaves is any indication

Actually Jesus on a Stick was invented by the romans ^_^
rolf... ah the clasic line of "who wants a leg?"

very funny, very good :D :D

Actually Jesus on a Stick was invented by the romans ^_^

LMAO.... Aint that the truth. The romans are also responsible for the Jesus Pot Pie with special Reanimation properties.

Run! To the flame proof bunkers! Before its too late! *cower*
What, its true. There was a man named Jesus, he was crucified by the Romans, its after that the argument starts.

His name was Jeshua ben Joseph...he was just a reform minded rabbi who performed baptisms and crap. His story is way, waaay exagerrated in the Bible. He was most definetely NOT the Son of God.

hey where has Jesussaves gone to??? is it his bed time or did my malet of silence work???

hey where has Jesussaves gone to??? is it his bed time or did my malet of silence work???

Hmm... i think it's part of his malevolent plan to get us actually start to talk about religion and not just make fun about his ill-lit views.

LMAO.... Aint that the truth. The romans are also responsible for the Jesus Pot Pie with special Reanimation properties.

cooking time: 3 days @-@¬
serves about 5000
serving suggesting. serve with 11 friends and one backstabber.

hey where has Jesussaves gone to??? is it his bed time or did my malet of silence work???

He's off to watch the Bible Special Edition DVD with Deleted Scenes!

What, its true. There was a man named Jesus, he was crucified by the Romans, its after that the argument starts.

You mean there were 16 men named jesus... One of whom was indeed cruicified by the Romans.

hey where has Jesussaves gone to??? is it his bed time or did my malet of silence work???

nah he just doesn't respond to criticism. he's off thinking up some other imflamatory comment to beat down the minorities of our world....

cooking time: 3 days @-@¬
serves about 5000
serving suggesting. serve with 11 friends and one backstabber.


I've never had a backstabbed served to me before... What are they like? Id think they were like rats... migh carry disease.

He's off to watch the Bible Special Edition DVD with Deleted Scenes!
who would do the directors comentry??? heh maybe they would have a behind the scenes section. tell you how they made the mericals happen

who would do the directors comentry??? heh maybe they would have a behind the scenes section. tell you how they made the mericals happen

That's all in the Extras on disk two.

The commentary is done, of course, by Satan. He saw the whole thing.

hey where has Jesussaves gone to??? is it his bed time or did my malet of silence work???

He knows that Lucifer browses these forums, so he's ba'aled.

One more bit of Chick tripe for the road.

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Just what I needed to find in the middle of the night... There went even more of the small amount of sleep I can still get. Atleast this thread has been a hilarious read, and definitively one of the funniest threads I have read in my life. I really hope Jesussaves keeps posting threads like this one...

Just what I needed to find in the middle of the night... There went even more of the small amount of sleep I can still get. Atleast this thread has been a hilarious read, and definitively one of the funniest threads I have read in my life. I really hope Jesussaves keeps posting threads like this one...

oh, he will. i knew without even looking at the name that he had posted this. i think he's actually someone else's puppet nation made as a joke, but he's always good for a laugh. :p

We gather together with murder on our minds
Nuns are the target Religion is the crime
Driven by lust and deep-seeded resent
Tonight we go and raid the convent
We have come to kill We have come to rape
No one survives No one escapes
Corralling the victims Mephisto grins
This unholy night The massacre begins
Raid the Convent
Avenging all the ghouls and witches
Raid the Convent
Condemned by all these bitches
Raid the Convent
The attack on Catholicism
Raid the Convent
Assailants propagate the schism
The stains of blood from those we brutalize
Adorn the goats and oxen that we ride
We leave the churchyard and start back to the woods
The master cackles as evil conquers good
The onslaught is over The ambush is done
The headless corpses Decapitated nuns
The black white and puddles of red
This flock of cunts is now fucking dead
Raid the Convent now

Yeah, you'd think they'd at least save Angkor Wat. I mean, just look at it:
http://www.geocities.com/cambodianjourney/images/angkorwatclose.jpg
How could they let a wat like that go to waste?

I don't know, man. What a waste of good architecture.

JS...you are really stupid for posting a thread like this. Although i do think religion is important(im a babtist) i dont realy think cartoons are gonna rip anyone into satanism. As for rage twords parents...it comes with age...and i just think you got owned bye a teenager... :headbang:

who would do the directors comentry??? heh maybe they would have a behind the scenes section. tell you how they made the mericals happen

you have a telegram

Hey, JesusSaves...

I'm a fellow brother in Christ but honestly you are going about this all wrong.

First off, the pope is not the Antichrist. No one will know who the antichrist is until certain key events happen. If the pope is anything he's either the false prophet or some sorta old man. Nothing more.

Second, what you are doing is trolling and is seriously frowned upon. If you want to make converts, start a thread telling them how much Jesus does Save. Not how they are sinful horrible scum. I promise you, you'll get better results.

Third, Do some research. I read through that website you posted and found a lot of discrepencies and incorrect "facts". For example when they talked about Pokemon, they mentioned chanting, astral projection, and becoming like God. In my knowledge, none of that has ever been in a Pokemon game. I seriously think that website was made by an angry Amish outcast or something.

Come back later when you've done more research, and are actually feeling called by the Holy Spirit, and you are being guided by the Holy Spirit. Not a spur of the moment "Your life sucks, God can make it better" type of thing.

I must thank you Jebussaves, you provided me with 23 pages of amusement and a brand new section in my quote library, NS'ers being dumb. Please continue being a hopeless evangelist, it's simply too funny.

*to further provoke Evangelist man*
Qamu ina naga lu!
(Note that wasn't gibberish, that's an actual language, who can guess what it is?)

How about everyone stop arguing about stupid religions. I'm fine with all religions if they teach their followers to be decent human beings. I'm beginning to think that Baptists, at least of Jesussaves' variety, are no longer of a religion I can tolerate. They seem to create annoying fanatics, like radical muslims.

I'd try to guess the language but I have no idea.

Have a nice day.

You are vey angry. If you accept Jesus as your personal savior he will take your anger away.

Then why are the Bushites such a bunch of loudmouthed war-mongering facists?

Then why are the Bushites such a bunch of loudmouthed war-mongering facists?

-chorus of "ohhhh"-

Please will someone make him stop...this has just gotten out of hand...make the pain go away!!!

:: slams agnostic head into wall ::

Please will someone make him stop...this has just gotten out of hand...make the pain go away!!!

:: slams agnostic head into wall ::
I'm not sure if I can make him stop, but I can help you slam your head into the wall some more if you'd like.

I'm not sure if I can make him stop, but I can help you slam your head into the wall some more if you'd like.

I know I'd enjoy that show. :D

Please will someone make him stop...this has just gotten out of hand...make the pain go away!!!

:: slams agnostic head into wall ::

he was finally warned recently to stop or his "main nation" would be punished

he was finally warned recently to stop or his "main nation" would be punished

Okay maybe there is a God. Thanks for the updates.

Satan is my master
he has always been
he tells me what to do
he buys my Metallica records for me
and sometimes I think...
Satan is my master

Another stupid thread by Jesussaves.

Let me say just this: Hahahahahaha .... hahaha.....

Don't gravedig month old threads by trolls.