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Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html

At least learn how to spell properly if you're gonna do this... Funny it is, but come on.

Yayyy! You stop those nasty Satanists turning people away from me, and I'll keep your ticket into heaven.

At least learn how to spell properly if you're gonna do this... Funny it is, but come on.
Its no joke. Satan wants your children. The UN is going to takeover the world and will be led by the antichrist pope.

Its no joke. Satan wants your children. The UN is going to takeover the world and will be led by the antichrist pope.



Erm... Yeah... Okay...

Holy crap! Did you know that Pokemens were demons? Or that the lightening bolt was a sign of Satan? I knew there was something wrong with AC/DC.

I think I speak for everyone when I say:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Oh well, since I don't have any children and don't intend to ever do so, I'm not terribly worried. Thanks for letting us know though! ;)

Its no joke. Satan wants your children. The UN is going to takeover the world and will be led by the antichrist pope.

No, this is true. I read it in Left Behind #7: Annanageddon.

Its no joke. Satan wants your children. The UN is going to takeover the world and will be led by the antichrist pope.
Ahh, Protestants... always good for a laugh.

Yayyy! You stop those nasty Satanists turning people away from me, and I'll keep your ticket into heaven.
your not God. Thats blasphemy.

I think I speak for everyone when I say:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!


That's more like it.

And I thought AC/DC would be evil because it's a synonym for bisexuality... well, the outcome's just the same. ;)

I think I speak for everyone when I say:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!
You are vey angry. If you accept Jesus as your personal savior he will take your anger away.

your not God. Thats blasphemy.
Your mom's blasphemy!!!

R3ctopia? Damn near Killtopia!

your not God. Thats blasphemy.
Well no shit. I think Mindset was doing that on purpose. I'm sure a fundi like you should have known that if you wern't to busy pissing the rest of the world off by claiming that your religion is the only ture one.

You are vey angry. If you accept Jesus as your personal savior he will take your anger away.


There's something else that takes your anger away more quickly and without all the bullshit. But remember to lock the door first.

Your mom's blasphemy!!!
My mom is a nice Christian woman. Plese dont insult her.

You are vey angry. If you accept Jesus as your personal savior he will take your anger away.
Then why are you angry at those who're trying to convert your children to Satanism, hmm...?

R3ctopia? Damn near Killtopia!
Yay! I have a fan!

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html

Ah Jessussaves, the spawn of Satan himself, talks again. :p

I reckon that post of yours has plenty of typos in it. You should do something about that. :)

Well no shit. I think Mindset was doing that on purpose. I'm sure a fundi like you should have known that if you wern't to busy pissing the rest of the world off by claiming that your religion is the only ture one.
Christianity is the only wat to be saved.

Then why are you angry at those who're trying to convert your children to Satanism, hmm...?
I feel sorry for them. They dont know Jesus. But I have to fight them to protect good Christian kids.

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html


Anyone who supports theocratic BS like this needs to be shot.

Christianity is the only wat to be saved.

Bullshit. Fuck you man. There's nothing evil about Pokemon.

Christianity is the only wat to be saved.
so why do all the other wats even bother trying?

Gimme a definition of "good".

Anyone who supports theocratic BS like this needs to be shot.
They got to you I guess. Your violent and hateful. I will pray for you.

Jesussaves. Everyone else is struck with 1 d10 damage from just how blindingly stupid this thread is.

Gimme a definition of "good".

Three words. Good at oral.

Bullshit. Fuck you man. There's nothing evil about Pokemon.
You have raised a false idol in pokemon to take worship from the Lord. If you dont stop and find Christ you will burn.

Can I have a cookie?

so why do all the other wats even bother trying?
Satan has led people to false religions.

I feel sorry for them. They dont know Jesus. But I have to fight them to protect good Christian kids.
If by "Christian" you mean "Fundamentalist right-wing Protestant nutjobs" then... sure!

Until then, I'll keep following my "Antichrist" Pope.

They got to you I guess. Your violent and hateful. I will pray for you.

Yeah, it's called HUMAN NATURE! If your religion wasn't trying so hard to go down people's throats and change them, you'd realize that.

Three words. Good at oral.

How good? I don't want average. Average is weak.

PLEASE can I have a cookie?

You have raised a false idol in pokemon to take worship from the Lord. If you dont stop and find Christ you will burn.

WTF? I don't pray to Pikachu or sacrifice cattle in the name of Charmander. If I'm going to get burned for watching cartoons then bring on the fire.

WTF? I don't pray to Pikachu or sacrifice cattle in the name of Charmander. If I'm going to get burned for watching cartoons then bring on the fire.
with a good cartoon you would be fine, but pokemon?

;)

WTF? I don't pray to Pikachu or sacrifice cattle in the name of Charmander. If I'm going to get burned for watching cartoons then bring on the fire.


That would be the strangest religion ever.

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html

Satan just wants to play some dodgeball. Lighten up. :p

with a good cartoon you would be fine, but pokemon?

;)

How about Cowboy Bebop, or the original TMNT?

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html"Next caller, you're on Area 53."

I do not worship Cthulu, in fact, I am Christian but I must agree with everyone that Pokemon is nothing more than a marketing ploy, not a way for Satan to get us. Harry Potter is a good read, it doesn't even use Latin for a spell. It is normal english with a -us ending. Really, your paranoia frankly puts me off.

The church of Pokemon and dodge ball is now open for business!

Christianity is the only wat to be saved.

Christianity is a wat? Why can't the other wats be saved? :confused:

How about Cowboy Bebop, or the original TMNT?


Cowboy Bebop --- Now there's a cartoon! I can't see why they ended it after just two seasons.

How about Cowboy Bebop, or the original TMNT?
....i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about....

Satan just wants to play some dodgeball. Lighten up. :p
Satan ans his demons want to play dodgeball with your soul.

Oh and if you are those groups that burn the Harry Potter books, may you roast along with the books.

"The plan promotes...spirit channeling, holistic medicine, physical tests and sports, guided imagery and visualization."


'the feck?

Jesussaves, what's your opinion of Fred Phelps?

Satan ans his demons want to play dodgeball with your soul.


And I would imagine quite a few people around here wanna play dodgeball with something on your body, not necessarily your soul.

Soul dodgeball? Sounds like a plan!

Satan ans his demons want to play dodgeball with your soul.

No joke. If he catches it, he keeps it.

Jesussaves, what's your opinion of Fred Phelps?
Hes a nice man who loves Jesus. but gets too worked up sometimes.

Soul dodgeball's no good. I don't throw souls, i eat them.

*Brings marshmellows for the onlookers*

NEO-ANARCHISTS EATS PEOPLES SOULS!

I'm scared.

*Brings marshmellows for the onlookers*

It amuses me that your name is Keelar, as I go by the name Keelay in many online circles.

Er, carry on. Soul dodgeball and badminton and whatnot.

NEO-ANARCHISTS EATS PEOPLES SOULS!

I'm scared.
Hey thats my job description!

Look Jesussaves, go to www.landoverbaptist.org, I think you'll like it.

Christianity is a wat? Why can't the other wats be saved? :confused:
Yeah, you'd think they'd at least save Angkor Wat. I mean, just look at it:
http://www.geocities.com/cambodianjourney/images/angkorwatclose.jpg
How could they let a wat like that go to waste?

Later people. *Leaves the bag of marshmellows*

Because, Jesussaves didn't say we could save that particular wat.
DON'T EAT MY SOUL! Please? I have paper...

Its no joke. Satan wants your children. The UN is going to takeover the world and will be led by the antichrist pope.

Bow to the pope or go to hell the choice is yours, heathen

This is R3ctopia. My account got deleted right after the 3rd page ended. I really must've pissed someone off.

Soul dodgeball's no good. I don't throw souls, i eat them.


With Heinz ketchup?
I like mine with fried rice and some steak, and lots of soy sauce.

Look Jesussaves, go to www.landoverbaptist.org, I think you'll like it.


oh dude so sweet i am sooooo into jesus now

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

Reprocratia, shortest account ever.

Yeah, it's called HUMAN NATURE! If your religion wasn't trying so hard to go down people's throats and change them, you'd realize that.

going a bit far me thinks - God rocks, but jesussaves, a word of advice. ever come across Mike Pilavachi? He's a really famous christian guy in england who's part of Soul Survivor. He has a phrase 'we're against the sin, but for the sinner'. Evangelism isn't going to work if you're telling people that they're going to burn in hell - if christianity has one word to sum it up, it's 'forgiveness'. Soz to break it to you.

:) SMILE, jesus loves you!!

....i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about....

You should watch a couple episodes of Cowboy Bebop, it's quite good in my opinion, and TMNT is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes.

With Heinz ketchup?
I like mine with fried rice and some steak, and lots of soy sauce.
Actually, usually I eat them raw right after I rip them from the chests of my vistims.
Like this. (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqw231javls)

My eyes hurt. It MUST be Satan's fault! :p

Bullshit. Fuck you man. There's nothing evil about Pokemon.


WTF??? :eek:

I totally agree with Jesussaves!!!

Pokyman is VERY evil, and very wrong! all pokeman should be slain and wiped from the earth.



no im not a big fan

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html

OTF
Can you believe this guy? Effin hilarious.

http://artpad.art.com/?icqx6k1bxdw

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html

Isn't using a computer against your religion?

You should watch a couple episodes of Cowboy Bebop, it's quite good in my opinion, and TMNT is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes.
i dont think Cowboy Bebop is particularly easy to get here...at least, ive never heard of it

and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtes is great

there are better cartoons though

Originally posted by Jaythewise
oh dude so sweet i am sooooo into jesus now

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

I know, this site is freakin hilarious, (it's a shock site though, according to wikipedia).

Hmm... I'm kind of losing interest in this topic. I never thought that something like that would happen.

Satan ans his demons want to play dodgeball with your soul.

Have you ever been hit in the groin with a soul? It isn't fun. :(

No, this is true. I read it in Left Behind #7: Annanageddon.

Oh sure! Make me choke to death when I read your posts.

Hold on... Have I missed something? Is Jesussaves actually serious? Some help the newb out here.

Have you ever been hit in the groin with a soul? It isn't fun. :(

lol, that's why it's called dodge ball ;) shall i explain the rules to you? :D

This is the first thread by JS that I have read through. Can't quite figure your motivation JS. You will convince and convert no one, not a single person. Is your post to be taken literally and not as farce (which I must say it does seem more like farce)?
I cannot agree that these things, Pokemon, Harry Potter etc. represent a real threat to children. They may have short term fantasy about being a witch or something but in three months they're on to being a mecha driver and then dreaming about being a pilot and so on.
On the other hand, all the posters who spewed intelligent things like, "fuck you" should simply be ignored.

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html

Kids.... This is the reason that religion is bad... It rots your brain.

Depends. Will you eat my soul, or play dodgeball with it?

lol, that's why it's called dodge ball ;) shall i explain the rules to you? :D

I didn't PLAN to be hit there! :p

I didn't PLAN to be hit there! :p
Yeah, LG just seems to have naturally grown a bullseye beneath his belt :D

Yeah, LG just seems to have naturally grown a bullseye beneath his belt :D

:(

Jesussaves is a troll. please do not feed the troll

Hold on... Have I missed something? Is Jesussaves actually serious? Some help the newb out here.

help me out here. Is he/she serious?

Jesussaves is a troll. please do not feed the troll
but its fun!







Finds a large bag of marshmallows, That was lucky!



help me out here. Is he/she serious?
He is not serious let me quote him in a second

help me out here. Is he/she serious?
Yers I'm serious. plus Im a man.

Jesussaves is a troll. please do not feed the troll
your a troll

Yers I'm serious. plus Im a man.

lol, congratulations, i'm distinctly female. seen any decent bands? like delirious or something?

Yers I'm serious. plus Im a man.

Bullshit. I dont believe you. (about the serious bit)

Kids.... This is the reason that religion is bad... It rots your brain.

Thank you. I have a religion, but it's not a set religion. It's what I beleive.

I think religion is to big a deal. It's causing wars, fights and all that stuff. It's tearing us all apart. Religion is causing a lot of bad things in our world. I think we should beleive what we beleive, and shut the hell up. Catholics have Satanism in their religion, and say how bad it is, but now kids are becoming Satanists. It's exactly what we're trying to prevent. Now why does it turn up like that? Because people are immature! We know it's wrong, and yet we have to be "rebellious" and "different" to be cool. It's killing us.

Satan wants our kids. That's a saying from a catholic. I don't hate a catholic for being a catholic, butfor what a catholic is. I think Catholics are mostly racist against other faiths. If we'd all learn to respect eachothers opinions, this crap wouldn't happen.

Like I said, I beleive that when you die, you die. No one knows what REALLY happens until they die. I think that not even listening to religions will lead us to the greater good, and when we die and "God" tells us that we turned from him, well I'm sorry, but if you love us so much, then you'd forgive us.

Which brings another point. If you think about it, God is basically saying, "Praise me, or when you die, you will spend the rest of your life in eternal suffering." It's not worded that way, but that's what it is in my views. I wish all these religions would just shut up.

Whoever started this thread said the UN will kill us all under the anti-pope. Dude, what the hell are you on? That is crazy talk. I laughed so hard when I read that. Lemme guess...Catholic?

your a troll
are all trolls evil or just misguided?

lol, congratulations, i'm distinctly female. seen any decent bands? like delirious or something?
I saw Jars of Clay in a Christian club last month. I love that band.

Trolls? Let's get some light and shine it on them, then we'll listen to uncle Bilbo's story about the three cavetrolls *nods*

I don't want to play dodgeball with Satan.

I suck at it.

Let's play icehockey instead.

I still wonder about these "false religions" though. Gotta love fanatics, some take 20 kilo TNT and blow themselves up with innocent people at a bus stop, others spam MBs with weird posts.

And trolls are misguided. It's not their fault that Sauron is a bastard and abuses them for his needs.

your a troll
No YOU'RE a troll. Troll. :D

Bullshit. I dont believe you. (about the serious bit)
Do I sound like Im joking?

Would someone please delete this thread? or at least lock it?

I saw Jars of Clay in a Christian club last month. I love that band.

*agrees*

your a troll


And you're acting like a 5-year-old.

Thank you. I have a religion, but it's not a set religion. It's what I beleive.

I think religion is to big a deal. It's causing wars, fights and all that stuff. It's tearing us all apart. Religion is causing a lot of bad things in our world. I think we should beleive what we beleive, and shut the hell up. Catholics have Satanism in their religion, and say how bad it is, but now kids are becoming Satanists. It's exactly what we're trying to prevent. Now why does it turn up like that? Because people are immature! We know it's wrong, and yet we have to be "rebellious" and "different" to be cool. It's killing us.

Satan wants our kids. That's a saying from a catholic. I don't hate a catholic for being a catholic, butfor what a catholic is. I think Catholics are mostly racist against other faiths. If we'd all learn to respect eachothers opinions, this crap wouldn't happen.

Like I said, I beleive that when you die, you die. No one knows what REALLY happens until they die. I think that not even listening to religions will lead us to the greater good, and when we die and "God" tells us that we turned from him, well I'm sorry, but if you love us so much, then you'd forgive us.

Which brings another point. If you think about it, God is basically saying, "Praise me, or when you die, you will spend the rest of your life in eternal suffering." It's not worded that way, but that's what it is in my views. I wish all these religions would just shut up.

Whoever started this thread said the UN will kill us all under the anti-pope. Dude, what the hell are you on? That is crazy talk. I laughed so hard when I read that. Lemme guess...Catholic?


Eh? What does this have to do with what I said?

Do I sound like Im joking?

Yes.

If we'd all learn to respect eachothers opinions, this crap wouldn't happen.

saying that and then associating js with catholicism is a bit....rich...judging is the problem, not the opinions

Do I sound like Im joking?
Maybe, we can't hear you.

No YOU'RE a troll. Troll. :D
Thats real machur. Calling people trolls.

Will you leave the trolls alone now?!

Go and pick on the hobbits!

No YOU'RE a troll. Troll. :D

thanks dude! :)

saying that and then associating js with catholicism is a bit....rich...judging is the problem, not the opinions

Hold on, Is JS Catholic?

Do I sound like Im joking?

Yes. Either you are a good actor pointing out all the flaws in the modern evangelist mindset by mocking them or you are a seriously deluded person.

thanks dude! :)
Shes not a dude.

Hold on, Is JS Catholic?

rofl, no idea - does it matter? it's all about the same god

Hold on, Is JS Catholic?Nah, he hates Catholics.

Thats real machur. Calling people trolls.


i assume you're going for the word 'MATURE' there?

http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqz595o3lw

Thats real machur. Calling people trolls.
Yes it is MATURE! It takes a real MATURE person to handle how MATURE that insult is. Instead of giving us right-wing crap, learn to spell.

Hold on, Is JS Catholic?
Im a Baptist.

This line makes that whole thing worth reading.

But it will also take you to hell faster than a greased demon on roller skates by committing spiritual suicide.

No YOU'RE a troll. Troll. :D
No, I'M a troll.
:)

Whoever started this thread said the UN will kill us all under the anti-pope. Dude, what the hell are you on? That is crazy talk. I laughed so hard when I read that. Lemme guess...Catholic?
NO! You fool he said the pope was the anti-christ now take your great talk about catholics being racist somewhere else.

rofl, no idea - does it matter? it's all about the same god

Yes it does matter. Catholics have not been alowed to talk like that since the second Vatican Council. If JS is Catholic he is a heritic and deserved to be excommunicated.

I want to protest against the over-use of the term "troll".

Trolls have feelings too. Ok, they are huge and look kind of dumb, but that doesn't mean they don't have feelings.


Besides... I always thoguth Jesus was a rightfielder, or centerfielder... I didn't know he was actually a goalie...

Im a Baptist.

Ah...

Im a Baptist.

Explains alot.

Im a Nazi.

Fixed.

Yes it does matter. Catholics have not been alowed to talk like that since the second Vatican Council. If JS is Catholic he is a heritic and deserved to be excommunicated.
Im not a catlick. They are pagans who worship saints the pope (whos te antichrist) and mary.

Explains alot.

clearly everyone's thinking that. shall i repeat? 'judging is the problem, not the opinions'

I'm a huge, flaming eye and am looking for trolls to serve my cause.

No, I'M a troll.
:)


no i'm a troll and so's my wife.

I think I speak for everyone when I say:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Thanks for saying that ^_^ it's people who have that kind of balls that make life better for us all!

I'm a huge, flaming eye and am looking for trolls to serve my cause.

soz, i think i've only got heartburn pills around...

Ok you trolls, need some work?

clearly everyone's thinking that. shall i repeat? 'judging is the problem, not the opinions'

Sure.

It's because Baptists (it seems) tend to produce filth like this person and Phelps (www.godhatesfags.com). No other branch of the religion is as intollerant as the Baptists

I'm a huge, flaming eye and am looking for trolls to serve my cause.
That would be the best recruitment ad ever!!!

Sure.

It's because Baptists (it seems) tend to produce filth like this person and Phelps (www.godhatesfags.com). No other branch of the religion is as intollerant as the Baptists

who's this phelps dude?

Sure.

It's because Baptists (it seems) tend to produce filth like this person and Phelps (www.godhatesfags.com). No other branch of the religion is as intollerant as the Baptists
Thats not true. We love everybody. Everybodys a sinner. We help them start a personal relationship with Jesus.

Im not a catlick. They are pagans who worship saints the pope (whos te antichrist) and mary.

Guess who you just called "pagans": St Peter, St Paul, In fact any christian before the 900's. And we do not "worship" the pope, mary or the saints. "Worship" is reserved for God alone.

Guess who you just called "pagans": St Peter, St Paul, In fact any christian before the 900's. And we do not "worship" the pope, mary or the saints. "Worship" is reserved for God alone.
Then why do yo pray to them in your pagan voodoo rituals?

Thats not true. We love everybody. Everybodys a sinner. We help them start a personal relationship with Jesus.

Oh that original sin bullshit - it never gets old. What a great marketing ploy...convince people they're unable to be saved without someone telling them what to do and collecting their tithes.

First, I don't want a personal relationship with Jesus, he's... well... dead, you know? And I'm not a necrophile.

Secondly...

I'm still searching for trolls. I need them to take over this earth.

Ok you trolls, need some work?


like what? you realise its 11.30pm here?

Then why do yo pray to them in your pagan voodoo rituals?

church, that's called church. that's where you go too.( i went to a mass in france though and i didn't get a word of it - it was all in either french or latin....) :p

Thats not true. We love everybody. Everybodys a sinner. We help them start a personal relationship with Jesus.

What if we would just prefer it if you shut up and left us alone. Seriously man Don't Pray on Me.

Then why do yo pray to them in your pagan voodoo rituals?

We pray for intercession, for the saints and mary to pray for us. And those "pagan voodoo rituals" are the rituals that yours decend from.

Um... you guy's do realize that JesusSaves (for all intensive purposes) is Jack Chick.
Want to be amused/massively pissed?
http://www.chick.com
I find his opinion on roleplaying particularly amusing.

What if we would just prefer it if you shut up and left us alone. Seriously man Don't Pray on Me.
don't worry I've got a way to stop him. ;)

Thanks for saying that ^_^ it's people who have that kind of balls that make life better for us all!

Thanks, but Rectopia got deleted for that. luckily I have this back up account.

Baptist are intolerant bastards and Catholics do not do voodoo ceremonies. Have you ever been to a Catholic service? Didn't think so.

Um... you guy's do realize that JesusSaves (for all intensive purposes) is Jack Chick.
Want to be amused/massively pissed?
http://www.chick.com
I find his opinion on roleplaying particularly amusing.
No, Jack Chick is a great man. I'm not as smart as him.

Im not a catlick. They are pagans who worship saints the pope (whos te antichrist) and mary.

the pope is god's rep on earth, kiss his pinky ring or go to hell heathen.

Why didnt we kill all the heathens back in the 1500s when we had the chance?

Thats not true. We love everybody. Everybodys a sinner. We help them start a personal relationship with Jesus.

Sounds kinky. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-032.gif

Jesussaves, since you're a baptist I assume that you're more focussed upon direct interpretation of the bible?

Running along your principles (DIE all you heretic scum, etc. etc. etc. burn in hell, play with Satan and so on and so forth [paraphrased to suit my sense of humour]) you would be more in favour of traditionalist Christian ideals?

*Points to the first major Christian nation....Ancient Rome*

Constantine the Great was the first major national leader to institute Christianity as a national religion (something that you would appear to be in favour with, judging by your futile attempts to convert more people) and through the office of Emperor the Papacy came into existence.

The Papacy has done more to spread the word of Christ (and yes, I am a Christian, but I bet I can come up with better reasons both for and against his existence than you can, and I am probably happier than you) than all the baptists combined...and you call the Pope an antichrist? Admittedly I'm not very fond of the current Pope due to his anti-condom policies (spread of the human immuno-deficiancy virus (HIV) in Africa and so on), but you lot aren't exactly saints either.

The bible says "forgive", and the more I see of you baptists the more I am convinced that you have all gone through the Bible with a pair of scissors and removed everything that doesn't state that all non-baptists will go to Hell and burn in fiery torment for eternity.

Thank God I'm Anglican.
The benefits of a liberal church are fantastic...I think that it's far closer to Christ (it does state that he's against institutionalised religion in the bible, y'know) than Fundimentalist Baptism.


-=[This has been a rant/ramble by NewbishDelight/TAO/Isam, and probably useless and a large quantity of hofflenosh, but I was bored, and felt like feeding the trolls]=-

Trolls in my service get a decent payment, they have stable working shifts, and also a dental plan (in case they lose a tooth while gnawing on orcs or humans). Also, the more humans they kill, the better they get paid.

Just don't eat my tacky ring! You have no idea how boring it is to be a huge, flaming eye without a body for a few thousand years.


Btw, I also need a troll-keeper who feeds them regularly.

Cowboy Bebop --- Now there's a cartoon! I can't see why they ended it after just two seasons.
To finish it before it had time to start to suck.

WHERE'S ALL THE LOVE GUYS??? god never said diss all the catholics/baptists/protestants!!!

Eh? What does this have to do with what I said?

Not a thing. I was just stating my opinion.

saying that and then associating js with catholicism is a bit....rich...judging is the problem, not the opinions

True, but I think what people beleive is making people angry also. Jesussaves is insane. I don't hate catholics, but I hate people who thrive off of the catholic faith.

Trolls in my service get a decent payment, they have stable working shifts, and also a dental plan (in case they lose a tooth while gnawing on orcs or humans). Also, the more humans they kill, the better they get paid.

Just don't eat my tacky ring! You have no idea how boring it is to be a huge, flaming eye without a body for a few thousand years.


Btw, I also need a troll-keeper who feeds them regularly.


Looks like we have quite a few proffessional Troll caretakers here.

Oh and if you are those groups that burn the Harry Potter books, may you roast along with the books.
Naw, they buy the books before they burn them :p

-snip-
OMG I can't believe I missed this Jesussaves post!!! :D
You say there's subliminal messaging in shows like pokemon? Then you should *really* stay away from just about all anime (especially NGE, or MSG). But there is no subliminal messaging here!

All your base are belong to us

Is it just me or should there be a 12 step program for people who have absolutely no concept or grip on reality? We can call it Dumb-Dumbs Anonymous.

"The Plan promotes New Age movement and religion, rituals, idolatry, reincarnation, fantasy books and games, white magic, black magic, sorcery, shamanism, polytheism, occult symbols, objects and idols, psychology, UFO's and extra terrestrials, witchcraft and Satan worship, astrology and horoscope, tarot card reading, ouija boards, palm readings, fire-walking, seances, mediums, spirit channeling, holistic medicine, physical tests and sports, guided imagery and visualization."


I am just waiting for dog walking and singing/dancing to be put onto the list.

Let's pretend for a moment that you are right. Maybe there is some "Satan" who is trying to eat us or whatever you think. Going about it, to other people, with the attitude that "Everything I do is right and every aspect of your life is wrong because of some omnipresent being that might exist says so" isn't going to make very many people go on your side. Thus, that is why so many people seem to be against you when you bring up something like this.

I have nothing wrong with Christians or really any other religion (unless they are burning kitties and puppies up for a ritual or something... and no.. I don't know any Satanists that do this.. in fact all of the ones I know are good people), but any person who sports a religion as an in-your-face this is right and I am holier than thou kind of way, 99.5% of the human population and I probably won't listen to you or even take you seriously.

Oh, and things like Ouiji boards and Harry Potter(especially Harry Potter) are usually just for fun and most likely they don't believe in it. Are the dragons from "Dragon Tales" part of Satan's plan, too? I mean.. they are unrealistic colors, and dragons don't exist.. has fun little imaginative fake magic to stimulate creativity into kid's minds. Maybe a kid will think magic and Santa Clause (or for some, God) are real for a short period of time, but then they quickly realize that it is for fun and nothing more.

Fin

Not a thing. I was just stating my opinion.



True, but I think what people beleive is making people angry also. Jesussaves is insane. I don't hate catholics, but I hate people who thrive off of the catholic faith.
He is not catholic! He called the pope the anti-christ on the first page!




Super power: Before you start, all our base are not belong to you.

Super power: Before you start, all our base are not belong to you.He still set you up the bomb though.

I am just waiting for dog walking and singing/dancing to be put onto the list.



During the middle ages Dancing was on the list. Not that that stopped anyone... but stilll...

Hail Satan!

Hail Satan!
Thats just sick.

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html
You want proof the devil stalks our earthly plane, pokemon erotic fanfiction thats just plain nasty on so many levels. Now if you could find a way of synergising that with a harrry potter book, then reading said article whilst listining to 'rock and or roll' ye would shurley rip a hole straight to hell and the dark prince could start his thousand years of pain.
People get a grip the devil is crime, he is poverty, he is injustice, he is bigottory, his is pious rightious indignation. He is not Ash, Brock and Misty jammin with guns n' roses whilst Harry potter and his chums mosh away.

He still set you up the bomb though.
Yeah sure, thats fine. :p

Look Jesussaves, go to www.landoverbaptist.org, I think you'll like it.
A jesus thong.... that's almost as good as the virgin mary dildo
Naw, 'virgin' and 'dildo' being in the name of the same item owns.
Btw, I can't tell if that is being serious or being funny...
Much like JesusSaves.

You are too late

http://www.mindofclay.com/resources/images/gallery/gateway-to-hell-2.jpg

Resistance is Futile! Join us for everlasting pleasure!!

http://remember.org/image/aronson/hell.jpg

- a message from your not so friendly neighborhood asshat

Thats just sick.

He's joking... Seriously... The only reason people do this is because you act so ignorant. Harry Potter is not Satanism... Hell... It isn't even against christianity. The chracters in it celebrate Christmas, which for all that you stole it, is a christian holiday.

You are too late

http://www.mindofclay.com/resources/images/gallery/gateway-to-hell-2.jpg

Resistance is Futile! Join us for everlasting pleasure!!

http://remember.org/image/aronson/hell.jpg

- a message from your not so friendly neighborhood asshat
"Art" like that should be banned.

"Art" like that should be banned.
Thats probably the least crazy thing I've heard him say

Jesussaves should be banned.

"Art" like that should be banned.
Awwww. Lighten up :fluffle:

"Art" like that should be banned.

Eh... just cause something's tasteless doesn't make it not art. You can't ban artistic exrpession... even if it does disagree with you.

Jesussaves should be banned.
Why? Cant stand the truth?

Why? Cant stand the truth?
Hahahahahaha the fact that you refer to your 'ministry' as the truth is almost as funny as the link in your first post.

Why? Cant stand the truth?
It's spelt tooth ;)

Yeah sure, thats fine. :p
I will take you off every zig - move, for great justice!

you ' re not God.

until you get the hang of contractions, jesussaves, please use the work-around of not using them. For instance, use "you are not God."

hehe

Why? Cant stand the truth?No, it's because I can stand the truth that I want you banned. Your sick, twisted, perversion of truth hurts my eyes.

Mmm, contractions. [They are] delicious...

you ' re not God.

until you get the hang of contractions, jesussaves, please use the work-around of not using them. For instance, use "you are not God."

hehe
Whats a contraction? Im not sure what that means.

Theres a consperacy by newage and satanist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through the tv music books and toys. Tv shows like pokeman that has satanic hindu and budist teachings in it. Satanic rock music. Books like Harry Potter that teach wichcraft and satanism. and toys that encorage violence and sex. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can do to protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.demonbuster.com/zentertain.html



Holy shit batman!...Hindu and Budhism is satanic? Well sign me up! I knew that little pimp pikachu was too good to be true, all his promises of hours of mindless gaming...damn you pikachu and your satanic mind control! And how could I have overlooked little Harry. D'OH! Not even gonna get into that one...So I suppose that Dungeons and Dragons is Satanic as well? So I guess that using your imagination and having a safe fun time is satanic. If that is the way things are I am about the most hardcore Satanist out there...

Now if you will excuse me I need to go slaughter some demons with my paladin and listen to some Enya.

IT IS GLORIOUS!

No, it's because I can stand the truth that I want you banned. Your sick, twisted, perversion of truth hurts my eyes.
no that was satan ;)

No, it's because I can stand the truth that I want you banned. Your sick, twisted, perversion of truth hurts my eyes.
Maybe your posesed. Its the demon in you suffering when the word of the Lord is presented.

Jesussaves, I don't understand why the M0ds do all but ban you, like they'd to to everybody else - you should takes some advice from me: lower your fundamentalism a full notch and you won't get so much damage from the other posters

Jesussaves should be banned.

I totally agree. His anti-social, totalitarian fundamentalist thoughts are dangerous and the public deserves to be protected from it. :)

Whats a contraction? Im not sure what that means.

Which says a lot now doesn't it.

A contraction is a word like isn't which means is not. you put an appostraphe (this thing " ' ") where a letter is taken out.

we = god
we = satan
we = truth & fiction
we != seperate

Maybe your posesed. Its the demon in you suffering when the word of the Lord is presented.
see told ya it was satan ;) ;)

Im a Baptist.
Who else saw this coming?

Maybe your posesed. Its the demon in you suffering when the word of the Lord is presented.Yeah, that makes sense. It must of possessed me when I flew to the moon on a unicorn to visit Santa Claus.

Which says a lot now doesn't it.

A contraction is a word like isn't which means is not. you put an appostraphe (this thing " ' ") where a letter is taken out.
I didnt take any letters out. Im typing them in.

http://home.comcast.net/~flyinz28/troll.jpg

Yeah, that makes sense. It must of possessed me when I flew to the moon on a unicorn to visit Santa Claus.
Visions like that are a sign of posesion.

I didnt take any letters out. Im typing them in.


You get an I for Intelligence

Jesus Saves you take this deamanology rather literaly dont you. It was used as a eupanism in the Bible for mental health issuses, and in medieval times for disease in general. Its metophorical. Were all a little bit good and evil, part of suppresing that evil side is not being a prick and judging people.

please dont ban jesussaves

It's one of the best shows on NS. It's threads get some of the highest ratings.

Visions like that are a sign of posesion.Wrong, it was a vision from God.

Whats a contraction? Im not sure what that means.

when two words are mashed together to form one word using an apostrophe (') to take the place of missing letter(s).

examples:

you're = you are
we're = we are
they're = they are
couldn't = could not
aren't = are not
ain't = ai not

Jesus Saves you take this deamanology rather literaly dont you. It was used as a eupanism in the Bible for mental health issuses, and in medieval times for disease in general. Its metophorical. Were all a little bit good and evil, part of suppresing that evil side is not being a prick and judging people.
There are demons. They exist. Satans best trick was fooling people into thinking he doesnt exist.

Theres a consperacy by baptist groups to turn your children away from God. It comes through jesussaves and others. Tv shows like the 700 club that has satanic Pat Robertson in it. Satanic Christian rockers who exploit christianity a la the south park episode . Morons that encorage violence and exploit religion. People think Im making this stuff up. Heres a link that shows the threat. It also has things you can see for yourself and protect your kids from these demonic scams.
www.godhatesfags.com

Ah jeez...

i ai not following you

when two words are mashed together to form one word using an apostrophe (') to take the place of missing letter(s).

examples:

you're = you are
we're = we are
they're = they are
couldn't = could not
aren't = are not
ain't = ai not
Oh ok. You learn something new everyday.

There are demons. They exist. Satans best trick was fooling people into thinking he doesnt exist.


There are demons, in my pants...

There are demons. They exist. Satans best trick was fooling people into thinking he doesnt exist.No, I think it was when he claimed to be the Son of God.

Jesussaves, all your base are belong to us!

I wonder if Jesussaves has a girlfriend

demons exist as fairies!

and fairies are pretty!

save the demons from jesussaves!

Just put this retard on your ignore list!

ah Jesussaves the joy your ramblings give me. you with you shield of truth and your armour of faith..... now if i could only find my malet of silence...... <<<<<<POW>>>>>>>>> (O_o')

don't you love 12 year olds with internet access.

oh you would live me as a ex-christion (a friend ship with Jesus is too high maintence, he never lets you do anything fun), now a homo why want's to marry my boyfriend (trust me if this post does not get his hackels rising nothing will) and a lover of pokemon (the game not the rest) so feel free to pray.. it will not work, trust me. any way if your praying to god they cannot bother us here.

he is just like bush... he should be scary but your lagthing too much at him to notice. sorry for you republicans it had to be said.

Hey! Look at me! I'm a gay satanist/jewish nazi who runs a brothel/abortion clinic, who role-plays in his free time! I own every book in the Harry Potter series!

...

Do I win a prize or something?

Jesussaves, all your base are belong to us!
What are you talking about? You keep posting this stuff about base and bomb. I don't get it.

Hey I used an appostrofe or whatever you call it!

What are you talking about? You keep posting this stuff about base and bomb. I don't get it.

Hey I used an appostrofe or whatever you call it!
Somebody has set up you the bomb!

Hey! Look at me! I'm a gay satanist/jewish nazi who runs a brothel/abortion clinic, who role-plays in his free time! I own every book in the Harry Potter series!

...

Do I win a prize or something?You win a oneway ticket to HELL!

Hey! Look at me! I'm a gay satanist/jewish nazi who runs a brothel/abortion clinic, who role-plays in his free time! I own every book in the Harry Potter series!

...

Do I win a prize or something?

http://www.leelefever.com/archives/cookie.jpg

OMG I can't believe I missed this Jesussaves post!!! :D
You say there's subliminal messaging in shows like pokemon? Then you should *really* stay away from just about all anime (especially NGE, or MSG). But there is no subliminal messaging here!

All your base are belong to us
Actually, the most religious person I know LOVES NGE. Course he knows all the christian mythology by heart, so he actually knows what all the angel's names mean and stuff like that. He understands End of Eva on 8 different levels >.< Besides, NGE has no need for subliminal messages, its enough of a mind fuck as it is.

What are you talking about? You keep posting this stuff about base and bomb. I don't get it.

Hey I used an appostrofe or whatever you call it!


Thats it. NO MORE DRUGS FOR THAT MAN! You are so banned from life dude...

What are you talking about? You keep posting this stuff about base and bomb. I don't get it.

Hey I used an appostrofe or whatever you call it!

Zero Wing. About the same intellectual level as your stuff. :)

*pushes detonator, watches Jessusaves dissapear in an enormous nuclear fireball.*

Lesson 2: Possession

Satan's best trick = the best trick of Satan

The dog's bone = the bone belonging to the dog

The dogs' bones = the bones belonging to the dogs

Smith's house = the house of Smith

The Smiths' house = the house of the Smiths

If the thing belongs to one person, place or thing... you put the apostrophe before the S. If the thing belongs to more than one person, the apostrophe goes AFTER the S.

Only use apostrophes with possessives and contractions. Do not ever use them with non-possessive plural nouns. I see that mistake all the time and it makes the journalism major in me weep.

Saturdays
Dogs
Boats
Angels
Snakes
Smiths
Johnsons
Polls
80s or '80s (in this case the apostrophe is used to take the place of "19" in "1980s")
etc.

Actually, the most religious person I know LOVES NGE. Course he knows all the christian mythology by heart, so he actually knows what all the angel's names mean and stuff like that. He understands End of Eva on 8 different levels >.< Besides, NGE has no need for subliminal messages, its enough of a mind fuck as it is.
Sadly, Jesussaves doesnt like it :D

http://www.leelefever.com/archives/cookie.jpg
*steals the cookie*

Actually, the most religious person I know LOVES NGE. Course he knows all the christian mythology by heart, so he actually knows what all the angel's names mean and stuff like that. He understands End of Eva on 8 different levels >.< Besides, NGE has no need for subliminal messages, its enough of a mind fuck as it is.
Your joking he really knows whats the hell happens to Shinji cos past the Jesus Christ analogy im lost.

*sheilds jesussaves from the bomb*

don't take away my entertainment

You win a oneway ticket to HELL!

god could you imagen that, ned flanders for ever going "hideo ho" scary

You want proof the devil stalks our earthly plane, pokemon erotic fanfiction thats just plain nasty on so many levels. Now if you could find a way of synergising that with a harrry potter book, then reading said article whilst listining to 'rock and or roll' ye would shurley rip a hole straight to hell and the dark prince could start his thousand years of pain.
People get a grip the devil is crime, he is poverty, he is injustice, he is bigottory, his is pious rightious indignation. He is not Ash, Brock and Misty jammin with guns n' roses whilst Harry potter and his chums mosh away.
Nothing compared to the pictures >.< If I see one more picture of pikachu riding Misty... >.<

*steals the cookie*

*cookie explodes*

This could be the single funniest thing I've seen in days.

Jesussaves... Really... All you're doing is making yourself and your opinions look bad. Drop the biggoted self-righteous veiwpoint and we might take you seriously. Though with spelling and grammer like yours it could be difficult.

Eh... On second thought... Stay like you are... You're funnier this way.

I think it would be appropriate to hijack this thread with anime/manga related stuff. Im sure those terrible cartoons form the heathinistic isle will piss of the resident lunatics.

This could be the single funniest thing I've seen in days.

Jesussaves... Really... All you're doing is making yourself and your opinions look bad. Drop the biggoted self-righteous veiwpoint and we might take you seriously. Though with spelling and grammer like yours it could be difficult.

Eh... On second thought... Stay like you are... You're funnier this way.
Quit making fun of me. It's not the Christian thing to do.

Wow! Saved from an explosive cookie! Thanks, Super-power!

Now, back to my Brothel/Abortion Clinic/Games Workshop Outlet!

Quit making fun of me. It's not the Christian thing to do.


I assure you that doing the "christian" thing is not on my list of things to do.

Nothing compared to the pictures >.< If I see one more picture of pikachu riding Misty... >.<

shocking...... get it..... ¬_¬. ok that was bad

how do you get 100 pikachews on a bus?

poke-em-in

they just don't get better do they

I assure you that doing the "christian" thing is not on my list of things to do.
I forgive you and I'll pray for you.

http://home.comcast.net/~flyinz28/troll.jpg
Awww, but goatse links are so fun...

Wow! Saved from an explosive cookie! Thanks, Super-power!

Now, back to my Brothel/Abortion Clinic/Games Workshop Outlet!

you got lucky this time arch-nemesis! *twists handlebar mustache menacingly*

Awww, but goatse links are so fun...
what's a goatse link?

What are you talking about? You keep posting this stuff about base and bomb. I don't get it.

Hey I used an appostrofe or whatever you call it!

accept the pope or rot in hell

what's a goatse link?Do you really want to know?

accept the pope or rot in hell
Don't you mean accept the pope and rot in hell?

Do you really want to know?
I guess so if it's fun

*chases after Jesussaves with my malet of silence*

Come here..... <<<<<<<<<WACK>>>>>>>>>>

missed, oh well