NationStates Jolt Archive

yep, I'll get you one in just a second

*grabs some fluffy handcuffs out of her handbag and handcuffs Jon to the bar*

ok, one Tinky surprise coming up!

*hops over the bar, mixes the coctail and hands it over*"Whoa, intense! What's in it?"

**slips quietly into the club and makes for the balcony**
still sneaking around being all mysterious?

yep, I'll get you one in just a second

*grabs some fluffy handcuffs out of her handbag and handcuffs Jon to the bar*
Oooooh, kinky!
*wiggles eyebrows*

"Whoa, intense! What's in it?"if I told people that it wouldn't be much of a surprise anymore now would it? :rolleyes:

Oooooh, kinky!
*wiggles eyebrows*
lol, I'm not letting you leave!

lol, I'm not letting you leave!
What would I have to do to get your permission?;)

What would I have to do to get your permission?;)nothing! you're not leaving! end of story!

"Oh I couldn't agree more.
Ja..my ex, taught these two to hunt,they bring me food, I'm afraid I still can't skin and clean the rabbits they bring, but the fish I can, It's how we've lived thes last six months."
*smirks*

You know fish has mercury in it. Too much mercury can make a person go crazy. I live out in this woods as well, no one knows where in the woods, I know, but no one else does.

still sneaking around being all mysterious?
still....
always...
**smirks and grabs a bottle of rum on his way past**

nothing! you're not leaving! end of story!
Nothing I can do to change your mind?;)

Nothing I can do to change your mind?;)
nope!

if I told people that it wouldn't be much of a surprise anymore now would it? :rolleyes:*sighs* "I figured it was worth a shot."

*looks at watch*

"Oh dear, I'm running late again - somehow the time just flies around here!"

*gulps down rest of the Tinky surprise*

"Yeehaw, yeah, that's strong. Well, I guess I'd better be off... if I can manage to stagger my way out of here, that is! Don't anyone do anything I wouldn't do! (And that means you, Tink and Jon!" *winks lasciviously*

*walks, more or less in a straight line, to the door, and waves goodbye before promptly bumping into the closed door*

"Um, yeah, let me try that again!"

*opens door, steps out, waves, and closes door*

goodnight everyone..i look forward to my next visit :D
*walks out*
wesson what the bloodyhell are you doing
*climbs into car and drives off *

ooc:see ya tommorow tinks and Prosophia..and Sanctaphrax and ..sage..and even mr..wandering vagabonds

still....
always...
**smirks and grabs a bottle of rum on his way past**
I could always get out my other pair of fluffy handcuffs, that'd stop you sneaking off to the balcony

nope!
Ah well, if thats the case.
*tears away a section of the bar and walks out*
Sorry Tinks, I'm tired. See you soon!
*walks away, still chained to the section of bar*


ooc: Bye Sophi, bye Edmund!

*smirks*

You know fish has mercury in it. Too much mercury can make a person go crazy. I live out in this woods as well, no one knows where in the woods, I know, but no one else does.
"Perhaps that's why I'm a little crazy then, or perhaps I always was.who knows."
Smiles
"I have only just arrived in this vacinity,Jon knidly gave me a hare to eat, and said I could stay here the night, then I shall be moving on."

goodnight everyone..i look forward to my next visit :D
*walks out*
wesson what the bloodyhell are you doing
*climbs into car and drives off *

ooc:see ya tommorow tinks and Prosophia..and Sanctaphrax and ..sage..and even mr..wandering vagabonds
you'll be lucky!

night! night Prosophia!

goodnight everyone..i look forward to my next visit :D
*walks out*
wesson what the bloodyhell are you doing
*climbs into car and drives off *

ooc:see ya tommorow tinks and Prosophia..and Sanctaphrax and ..sage..and even mr..wandering vagabonds
OOC; cya

Ah well, if thats the case.
*tears away a section of the bar and walks out*
Sorry Tinks, I'm tired. See you soon!
*walks away, still chained to the section of bar*


ooc: Bye Sophi, bye Edmund!
*sticks her tongue at him angrily* leave then!

I could always get out my other pair of fluffy handcuffs, that'd stop you sneaking off to the balcony
come now tink. i'd have those off me and on you faster than you could blink.
**winks over his shoulder and leans on the half-wall of the balcony**

"Perhaps that's why I'm a little crazy then, or perhaps I always was.who knows."
Smiles
"I have only just arrived in this vacinity,Jon knidly gave me a hare to eat, and said I could stay here the night, then I shall be moving on."
I could give you some of my food if you really want it.

*hums for a moment then turns back to her*

where you heading exactly?

come now tink. i'd have those off me and on you faster than you could blink.
**winks over his shoulder and leans on the half-wall of the balcony**
well I don't think that would necessarilly be a bad thing

*sticks her tongue at him angrily* leave then!
Sorry Tinks, I'll see you soon. Love you!
*walks until he reaches his camp, then rubs the handcuffs against the saw he has, cutting through them*
I'll pay her back for them.
*falls asleep by the fire*



ooc: :fluffle: Tinks! :fluffle: Mary! :fluffle: Sa..... or maybe not! See y'all!

ooc: :fluffle: Tinks! :fluffle: Mary! :fluffle: Sa..... or maybe not! See y'all!
OOC: L8er

I could give you some of my food if you really want it.

*hums for a moment then turns back to her*

where you heading exactly?
"Is every one round here so kind."
Smiles
"I'm not really heading anywhere, just heading..wandering..I'm looking for something, don't know what yet, but when I do I shall know.
Does that sound insane?"

well I don't think that would necessarilly be a bad thing
no, i dont expect it is.
**smirks to himself and takes a swill from the bottle**

"Is every one round here so kind."
Smiles
"I'm not really heading anywhere, just heading..wandering..I'm looking for something, don't know what yet, but when I do I shall know.
Does that sound insane?"
A wanderer? Insane? Not at all. I like to do that myself, I disapear for months a time then I usually wind up back where I started. And no, not everyone is nice. Wait for the night here, thats when the other side shows up. I'm a little of both myself.

*looks around off into the woods, hearing the birds chirp, pulls stocking cap on tighter*

Yeah, winter makes the forest beutiful. You should see it in the spring and summe though, pure beauty.

no, i dont expect it is.
**smirks to himself and takes a swill from the bottle**
*smiles and hops up onto the balcony railing* are you gonna share that?

**cocks an eyebrow and hands her the bottle**

**cocks an eyebrow and hands her the bottle**
thanks *takes a swig and hands it back*

"Spring is the best time of all.
That's why it was supposed to be a Spring wedding..last year..
I went insane then..became a Nun for six months..then nature was calling me..and I've been wandering ever since."

"Spring is the best time of all.
That's why it was supposed to be a Spring wedding..last year..
I went insane then..became a Nun for six months..then nature was calling me..and I've been wandering ever since."
Ah, I see.

*hums, and looks off back into the woods, walks about ten feet and picks up some smooth stones, and begins to toss them at a nearby stream*

so, what new with the day crowd?

so, what new with the day crowd?
not much I don't think, I've been avoiding it a bit tbh

"Is something bothering you?"

**nods and takes another pull of rum**

"Is something bothering you?"
*doesn't answer for a little bit, still humming to himself. His tune is one of sadness, of regret, he stops after a minute and turns back to her, and half smiles*

A Nun named Mary, ironic, isn't it?

*turns back to the river and starts to throw the rest of the stones*

**nods and takes another pull of rum**
how've you been?

bored, mostly.

bored, mostly.
hmmmmm.....not much I can do about that I'm afraid

*doesn't answer for a little bit, still humming to himself. His tune is one of sadness, of regret, he stops after a minute and turns back to her, and half smiles*

A Nun named Mary, ironic, isn't it?

*turns back to the river and starts to throw the rest of the stones*
"I suppose it is really,I've never thought about it like that before.
There is something troubling you!
Would you be happier to be on your way, I'm quite alright here,I have these two, no one comes near me without they let me know."

no, i imagine you cant.
**sighs**
theres nothing to fight anymore.

"I suppose it is really,I've never thought about it like that before.
There is something troubling you!
Would you be happier to be on your way, I'm quite alright here,I have these two, no one comes near me without they let me know."
*throws last stone and turns around*

Something is usually troubling me, whether it matters or not is the question. Your fine, I don't mind. I'm just thinking about past events in my life.

well I'd offer to fight you but it wouldn't be much of a challenge

no, i imagine you cant.
**sighs**
theres nothing to fight anymore.
OOC: *sighs* no there isn't...

OOC: *sighs* no there isn't...
ooc: I'll take you both on! *puts fists up* grrrrrrrrrrrr! :p

**smirks**
no, you really wouldnt.

ooc : :rolleyes:

I meant you wouldn't be much of a challenge for me! :p

*throws last stone and turns around*

Something is usually troubling me, whether it matters or not is the question. Your fine, I don't mind. I'm just thinking about past events in my life.
"Well here's me, been rambling on about my life..you must have heard the whole of it by now"
Smiles
"Sometimes it helps to talk you know.
It has helped me, talking to you.I haven't spoken to another human being for
at least 7-8 weeks, untill tonight."

"Well here's me, been rambling on about my life..you must have heard the whole of it by now"
Smiles
"Sometimes it helps to talk you know.
It has helped me, talking to you.I haven't spoken to another human being for
at least 7-8 weeks, untill tonight."
Yeah I know it helps

The two cats suddenly sniff the air and crouch low.
"Hello, something out there?"

I meant you wouldn't be much of a challenge for me! :p
ah hah.
**smirks at her**

The two cats suddenly sniff the air and crouch low.
"Hello, something out there?"
*turns and looks into the woods, sensing something. He motions for her to stay where she is, and then he begins to go out into the woods*

Hello?

ah hah.
**smirks at her**
I'd kick your ass and you know it

**cocks an eyebrow and stands back from the lip a bit**
show me.

*turns and looks into the woods, sensing something. He motions for her to stay where she is, and then he begins to go out into the woods*

Hello?
The two slink along behind him.
Mary moves back.

The two slink along behind him.
Mary moves back.
Is anyone there?

**cocks an eyebrow and stands back from the lip a bit**
show me.
I wouldn't wanna hurt you

**smirks tilts his head to the side**
come on. one free shot.

**smirks tilts his head to the side**
come on. one free shot.
*flicks his nose*

theres your one.
**drops into a crouch and starts circling her**

"Must be a false alarm"

theres your one.
**drops into a crouch and starts circling her**
*watches him, spinning round on the spot* if you're trying to make me dizzy as your attack it's definately working

**smirks and feints a dive at her legs, then spins around behind her, taking her arms with him, then clasps her fuzzy-cuffs on her own wrists**

**smirks and feints a dive at her legs, then spins around behind her, taking her arms with him, then clasps her fuzzy-cuffs on her own wrists**
*blinks* impressive!

**smirks and moves back to the balcony edge**

aren't you going to let me go.................?

"Must be a false alarm"
Hmm must be...

*walks back to the camp*

I've got to go for a little, I shall be back later...probably, but maybe not.

*disapears*

na. you can figure a way out.

*squirms around a bit* no i can't

guess you're stuck then.

please? *puppydog eyes*

**smirks and takes a swill from his rum**

please oh great and powerful Vaga, my favouritest person in the whole world who i love ever so much.......

Hmm must be...

*walks back to the camp*

I've got to go for a little, I shall be back later...probably, but maybe not.

*disapears*
After he had gone, Mary called the two to her, and she made her way further into the enclosure.
She gathered some leaves together, and lay down, as she had done for so many nights now.
A cougar on each side of her, so that she was barely visible, and the warmth of them crept into her cold body.
She was very soon sleeping soundly.

OOC
Goodnight Sage.

now now. flattery will get you no-where.

*presses up against him and flutters her eyelashes* please......

**chuckels a bit, then spins her around, grabs the chain and breaks it**

**chuckels a bit, then spins her around, grabs the chain and breaks it**
*smiles* that always works

please. i just couldnt stand the patheticness.

Wow this thread has gone past the 1300 cap -

please. i just couldnt stand the patheticness.
sure you couldn't....:p

Wow this thread has gone past the 1300 cap -
Myrth's about, it'll get locked in a minute

**smirks and finishes off the bottle of rum**
well, this has been entertaining, but i have things to do. ta.
**tosses the bottle over the edge, then jumps over himself**