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*whispers something naughty in his ear* :p
:eek: really but what if we get caught

(OOC or banned :p)

Only one, because I still have to drive.

*pours two glasses*

I don't know how it is on horses, but I don't do drunk driving.
Want coke with that?

:eek: really but what if we get caught

(OOC or banned :p)
nobody comes up here

ooc: Nice try;)
He drove out far enough so that it wouldn't be heard. Hence the reason for my cover story, wouldn't be much use if I'd let y'all hear it!
OOC: I'm a godling, so therefore my senses are heightened.

nobody comes up here
OOC:
*chuckle*
"comes" hehe ;) :fluffle:

nobody comes up here

ok well shal we ?

OOC:
*chuckle*
"comes" hehe ;) :fluffle:
OOC :D tut tut rude man :p

*Eventually stops crying, and stands up*

*panting*

Who. The. Fuck. Did. THIS!?!?

*Thousands of lightyears away, the three supervolcanoes on Aurea Borealis swelled very quickly, and exploded*

<BANG!>

<BANG!>

<BANG!>

*Because of the planet's small size, the explosions sounded like very loud shotgun blasts. This sent whatever inhabitants that were in the room to flee in a hurry.*

Only one, because I still have to drive.

*pours two glasses*

I don't know how it is on horses, but I don't do drunk driving.
Want coke with that?
Yes...of course...coke.

Sorry I wasn't thinking....that's my trouble...I always act without thinking....

I don't know about drinking and horses either....I usually just crash, and he finds his own way or waits for me!

Irresponsible, thats me..... :rolleyes:

ok well shal we ?
*smiles at him cheekily*

ooc: you have a tg

LP: :rolleyes:

OOC:
*chuckle*
"comes" hehe ;) :fluffle:
OOC
:rolleyes:

Yeah and pirates aren't irresponsible at all :rolleyes: :p
*adds coke to both and hands one to Orchid*

And look where being irresponsible brought you. I say go for it

OOC: Hey! At least I'm not as bad as Jap :D

*Gene was enraged. His eyes, red with fury, fists clenched.*

*Gene decided to finally take flight, and finally started flying.*

*Gene rises to an altitude of 1200 feet above the ground.*

*Yelling*
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Flew straight towards the PC, superman-style*

OOC: Hey! At least I'm not as bad as Jap :D

(OOC a very good point

Heh...I usually do!

*Takes the drink and sips it....*

OOC: oh well...no spring ball :rolleyes:

OOC: why not? :confused:

IC:
*sips his drink*
mmm
*swallows*
How's your book?

OOC: coz...well...I suppose it can still go ahead...its just Fens not there...so theres no-one in charge of it :rolleyes:

OOC: Is there ever anyone in charge of things that happen in PC?

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Well, except Tink of course :fluffle:

My book?

Well...I was running out of ideas...but one or two are running round in my head at the moment....

OOC
We had balls before...we'll have balls again....
Sounds like a lot of balls to me....
:eek:

Can I ever read some of it?

OOC
We had balls before...we'll have balls again....
Sounds like a lot of balls to me....
:eek:
OOC: :rolleyes:

My book?

Sure..one day when you've got about a week to spare!

It's spread through about ten different files on my computer....I can't find half of it...that's what comes of not being very technically minded!

*Reaches the PC*

*looks around furiously*

*Looks at the forest. Gene holds out his left hand, and a blue-hot fireball forms. Makes it so that it will explode horizontally rather than omnidirectionally*

*Mother Tiamat, telepathically*
GENE! STOP!!!

Huh?

Gene, don't. I know you're in mournin--

What do you suggest I do, tiamat?!

Calm down, take a de--

LATER!

EUGENE E. STAUFFER!!!! :mad:

*Sigh*

Go, Gene. Go to your hideout on Jupiter's core. I have a surprise for you ;)

*Is confused*
A surprise?

Yes, a surprise.

All righty then.

*Heads for Jupiter's core*

OOC: :rolleyes:
OOC
Ok...tit for tat....
:p

Hmmm. I'll make the time.

*finishes his drink*
Let's get out of here. This place creeps me out when there's no one else around.... Makes me think of COTN

*takes the battered suitcase*

Yeah...ok.....

*Swallows down the rest of her drink*

You going back home then?

I have to muck out the stables....etc....so I might be a while...

OOC
Have to be off now till this evening....
:fluffle:
You?

Yeah...ok.....

*Swallows down the rest of her drink*

You going back home then?

I have to muck out the stables....etc....so I might be a while...

OOC
Have to be off now till this evening....
:fluffle:
You?
OOC: Alas. I'm going to the movies tonight. Maybe I'll be here late, but don't count on it.

BTW: mucking out stables = friggin' hard work :(

IC:
Yes. See you there.
*kisses Orchid and loads the suitcase in the car*
*comes running back*
Did you get me a key?

OOC
Have fun at the movies.....
;)

IC
You just need the control on the dash.....green button...it will open the garage doors....don't forget to close them behind you!

I'll see you later then....

*Kisses his cheek*

OOC2
Byeeee
:fluffle:

*kisses Orchid on her cheek and is off again*

OOC: bye :fluffle: :fluffle:

*enters quietly and looks around*

OOC: black...you have a tg

Hi black....bye Black...am just off.....

*Goes out to find Spirit....mounts him, and is off through the forest.*

OOC: black...you have a tg

ooc Oh? do I? hang on a sec

Er spark I can't acsess that from where I am at the moment

ooc: once more and never again.

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

*Jon walked back to the PC, making sure it was empty. He remembered seeing an old curtain, and he walked around for a while, trying to remember where he'd put it. Once he did he collected it and walked back to his camp. He hung it in the entrance and sat down by the fire, staring absentmindedly into the flames*

The young woman was near to exhaustion.
She had been walking for several days now, and though the two cougars had supplied her with many fish..she would have given her eye teeth for meat.
The only problem was that she still couldn't bring herself to do anything with the rabbits that they brought to her.

They started to make their customary mewling noise to her, which meant that someone was nearby.

She crept forwards, and almost bumped into some sort of barricade.

Following this, she smelled the flames of a nearby fire.

*large rumbeling outside*
yes..park it there lads
*in the paradise club parking area there now stands a large airship/blimp/zeplin*
jolly good show what..i better pop into the club..wesson brake out the wine will you..
*wanders in wareing cliothes that would only seem fit for a pre-war fancy-dress party*
tally ho barman ill have a scotch please

*Whispering*
"Elsa,Carl, down."
The two dropped flat,and she approached the small entrance to some kind of small hideaway.
A young man was sitting staring into the flames of a fire.

*Jon was staring into the flames, his head in his hands. He didn't notice the woman, with two cougars by her side. He sighed and got up, seeing them for the first time. He let out a yell*
HOLY HELL! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

"Forgive me for disturbing you, your curtain did not quite cover your doorway,may I come in and sit by your fire for a while?"

make it a large scotch..infact make it the king of scotches..make it so large that it is a 4 story scotch with a sign on the roof saying "this is a large scotch"

*Jon shivered violently and sat down hard*
Fine, I have an open camp, but I have limits. I like animals as much as the next guy, but I draw the line at big cats that can rip me open in one. They stay outside.

"If you insist...Elsa Carl stay"
The two cats lay down just outside of the doorway.
"May I come in now"
She smiled, a tired sort of smile.

*downing the contents of the glass*

illll have a s..secndd one plz barmannn

*he took pity on her and led her to the fireside, taking the two hares he'd caught in a trap he'd set up off the fire, offering one to her*
So where did you come from, and do you have a name?

"Thank you kind sir"
She gladly took the meat, which she pulled to pieces and ate with relish.
"My name is Maryella...Mary to those who know me.
I have travelled far,myself and my two babies.
This meat is most welcome, I have had only fish for,about three months now."

*downing the glass*
i think i shwall be a ickle bit pissssed

Your two ba..... ah ok, the cougars. I pretty much live here these days, how come I've never seen you around? I feel like I know every inch of this forest, no matter, you're welcome to stay in the protection of this camp for however long you wish. Excuse me a moment.
*he got up and headed for the tarpaulin. He climbed a nearby tree with corner of the tarpaulin in his hand. He looped it around a sturdy branch, then climbed another tree and repeated the process*
Seeing as I'm moving in, may as well make it as homely as possible, and no home is complete without a roof. That, and it keeps the rain out.

*Stmbles out of door, falls over and hits head on frame, knoking him self out for a few moments*

"I have only just entered this area.
I came from a long way from here.I was, shall we say dissapointed in the matters of the heart,andhave been roaming these last months, looking for a home.
So why are you out here in this dark place all alone, and do you have a name?"

Stag wandered in and looked at the glass on the table.
Then he looked at the rest of the glass on the table
'Someone, is going to have a king of hangovers' He shook his head and made a vow never to volenteer for glass washing

*recovering*
wesson why am i on the floor?...
*stands up walks over to bar orders another glass and sits quitely chatting to a hatstand*

"I have only just entered this area.
I came from a long way from here.I was, shall we say dissapointed in the matters of the heart,andhave been roaming these last months, looking for a home.
So why are you out here in this dark place all alone, and do you have a name?"
Well, it seems you have found it. Welcome to the Paradise Club.
*looks around and laughs*
Paradise, yeah right. This is just my camp. If you want to go the club, its about ten minutes walk that way. *points to the club*
Oh sorry, I'm Jon. Sorry about that, preoccupied. As for matters of the heart, I'm disappointed daily, I guess I've gotten used to it. And I'm here.... because there's nowhere I'd rather be.

*walks in with katana on his back and two daggers on his belt, is wearing a old fashioned leather trench coat, and fingerless gloves*

I've heard my prey was killed by someone else. Didn't exactly put me in the best of moods, especially now since I'm lacking on a body count.

*looks around and grins*

Better watch yourselves

prey? did someone say prey? i recall the time i was in africa and this lion had been killing railway workers and *disends into mindless dribble*

*walks in with katana on his back and two daggers on his belt, is wearing a old fashioned leather trench coat, and fingerless gloves*

I've heard my prey was killed by someone else. Didn't exactly put me in the best of moods, especially now since I'm lacking on a body count.

*looks around and grins*

Better watch yourselves

OOC: Neo! Your movie was repetative and confusing, what do we do now?! :p

IC:
Stag looked over
'Nope, one, right there, it hasn't gone anywhere'

prey? did someone say prey? i recall the time i was in africa and this lion had been killing railway workers and *disends into mindless dribble*
Thats neat, great story, really deep.

*turns and walks outside to see the zepplin thing in the parking lot. Frowns and it suddenly catches flame, walks back inside*

Your vehicle is gonna need to be towed.

....is it.. why

....is it.. why
Because its a pile of ashes right now.

Well, it seems you have found it. Welcome to the Paradise Club.
*looks around and laughs*
Paradise, yeah right. This is just my camp. If you want to go the club, its about ten minutes walk that way. *points to the club*
Oh sorry, I'm Jon. Sorry about that, preoccupied. As for matters of the heart, I'm disappointed daily, I guess I've gotten used to it. And I'm here.... because there's nowhere I'd rather be.
"Jon.nice name!
Club? No think not....well thank you for the meat, I'll leave you to your own thoughts now, we, my babies and I shall find a sheltered spot to spend the night, then we'll be on our way in the morning."

Because its a pile of ashes right now.

really? considering thats helium and not hidrogen, and i doubt that it matters because it is no longer mine

Because its a pile of ashes right now.

i don't get whats going on, but... pwned!

really? considering thats helium and not hidrogen, and i doubt that it matters because it is no longer mine
Doesn't matter what's inside, the outside still burns..

*disapears and reappears next to Jon and the new person*

Hoy

Doesn't matter what's inside, the outside still burns..

*disapears and reappears next to Jon and the new person*

Hoy

as i said i dont care its no longer mine..
ooc: we really dont get along do we :D

Doesn't matter what's inside, the outside still burns..

*disapears and reappears next to Jon and the new person*

Hoy

'I believe the point he was trying to get accross is that it wasn't his to loose- oh, he's gone. Hmm, perhaps he ought to take up yoga'

i don't get whats going on, but... pwned!
OOC: Indeed! lol

'I believe the point he was trying to get accross is that it wasn't his to loose- oh, he's gone. Hmm, perhaps he ought to take up yoga'

yoga? good lord no

My offer stands, if you wish to spend the night here you are welcome to do so. Thoughts are good, but talking to yourself does get a bit tiresome after a while. I would be glad for the opportunity of conversation.

yoga? good lord no

'Well I havn't heard of a place where you can go
hello, my name is yadayada and I spontaniously combust things for pleasure'

*notices Maryella's kids*

Hey, kids, I've got one of those. Can't say I'm the fathering type, want to take her? She's just a baby mind you.

'Well I havn't heard of a place where you can go
hello, my name is yadayada and I spontaniously combust things for pleasure'

why leave? i was just about to wip out the brandy :D

My offer stands, if you wish to spend the night here you are welcome to do so. Thoughts are good, but talking to yourself does get a bit tiresome after a while. I would be glad for the opportunity of conversation.
"Thank you, you are very kind.I should like some human company myself.
My babies are lovely, but a bit short with conversation."

Hey, kids, I've got one of those. Can't say I'm the fathering type, want to take her? She's just a baby mind you.
ooc: They're cougars!

IC:
If its who I think it is, I'd rather stick my head in a vat of boiling oil. I want nothing to do with her, you keep her. Thanks for the offer though Sage, good to see you again. Thanks for healing my back, feels a lot better now!

ooc: They're cougars!

IC:
If its who I think it is, I'd rather stick my head in a vat of boiling oil. I want nothing to do with her, you keep her. Thanks for the offer though Sage, good to see you again. Thanks for healing my back, feels a lot better now!
I wasn't talking to you I was talking to her

"Thank you, you are very kind.I should like some human company myself.
My babies are lovely, but a bit short with conversation."
Its ok, you talk to cougars, I talk to..... myself. I still think you come off better. But let us rest it at we could both use some human company.
*looks over to Sage*
Or not so human, I'm not picky!

*notices Maryella's kids*

Hey, kids, I've got one of those. Can't say I'm the fathering type, want to take her? She's just a baby mind you.

OOC: That happens to be Stag's, what happened to the rights of the father? :headbang: :p

I wasn't talking to you I was talking to her
Ok, sorry. May I advise her against it, strongly against it? Besides, if she lives out in the forest, not the best enviroment for her.

*rolls eyes and half smiles*

Yeah not human, thanks. Ok now I understand, she has cougars, well then me giving you this kid will be even better. I stole her from a person who Jon here killed, I was sposed to kill her but he got to her first. Anyways uhm, the person who I stole her from was keeping her for another dead person. This kid's got quite the history and she cries to much, want her?

OOC: That happens to be Stag's, what happened to the rights of the father? :headbang: :p
3 easy steps.

1) Join Fathers4Justice.

2) Get stupid cartoon costume.

3) Go stand on the top of London Bridge.

OOC: That happens to be Stag's, what happened to the rights of the father? :headbang: :p
OOC: They go down the drain when the kid is kidnapped then the person taking care is murdered.

She looks at the other person warily.
"I don't have children, my babies are those two cougars who are standing behind you.
You have a child?"

OOC: That happens to be Stag's, what happened to the rights of the father? :headbang: :p

remember the government got fed up of people dressed as batman and just made it so that the woman and man dont get married in the first place and just flip a coin for the children :D

She looks at the other person warily.
"I don't have children, my babies are those two cougars who are standing behind you.
You have a child?"
Oh I know you have cougars which is why I want you to take the kid. Like I said she isn't mine, I stole her.

Oh I know you have cougars which is why I want you to take the kid. Like I said she isn't mine, I stole her.

in a rather deviouse and underhanded fashion :D

Oh I know you have cougars which is why I want you to take the kid. Like I said she isn't mine, I stole her.
"But I know nothing about children"
She looks at Jon for support.

"But I know nothing about children"
She looks at Jon for support.
And I don't either and I'm fourteen which is why you should take her.

And I don't either and I'm fourteen which is why you should take her.

if you dont know what to do with it why did you steal it?

"But I know nothing about children"
She looks at Jon for support.
*sighs*
You're assuming I do. If you're that damn desperate to get rid of her, I'll give it a shot. However, you don't go around telling everyone I killed Fen ok? You don't tell, I take the kid off your hands. Deal?

if you dont know what to do with it why did you steal it?
Someone's got to cut the roots

*sighs*
You're assuming I do. If you're that damn desperate to get rid of her, I'll give it a shot. However, you don't go around telling everyone I killed Fen ok? You don't tell, I take the kid off your hands. Deal?
Well if your just gonna take her to keep me from telling people that you killed her stepmother no. However you judge me and assume I am going to tell everyone when in fact I'm not telling anyone.

Someone's got to cut the roots

hmm ok and by the way thanks for destroying the ship i had recently lost in in a poker game to a rather unscrupioulus character

Well if your just gonna take her to keep me from telling people that you killed her stepmother no. However you judge me and assume I am going to tell everyone when in fact I'm not telling anyone.
You don't want this child, I want the chance to prove she can be a child like any other. I'm willing to give this a shot, all I ask in exchange is your word of honour that you don't go saying I killed Fen. Sounds more than fair to me.

"It would be nice if some one would kindly tell me what is happennig.
I am somewhat confused"

hmm ok and by the way thanks for destroying the ship i had recently lost in in a poker game to a rather unscrupioulus character
OOC: Anyday, need anything else blown up, melted, or any other possible way of destruction you need just let me know.

You don't want this child, I want the chance to prove she can be a child like any other. I'm willing to give this a shot, all I ask in exchange is your word of honour that you don't go saying I killed Fen. Sounds more than fair to me.
And I want to train her to be an apprentice.

*looks at Maryella*

This buisness isn't much of your's don't fret over it. You don't want the kid so don't worry about the kid.

"It would be nice if some one would kindly tell me what is happennig.
I am somewhat confused"
Sorry, this is about a child, daughter of a member of this club, who unfortunately passed away. She was adopted by her friend, who is unfortunately also deceased. Both these women were...... enjoyed sexual relations. Sage took the girl, so that she wouldn't grow up being influenced by them.

ooc: i thought you hated me?
IC: seems fari enough would you care to kill half the german aristocracy before they realise their art colledction is summering in my vault?

And I want to train her to be an apprentice.
Sage, make your mind up. Do you want her or not? If you want to, be my guest, I have no claim to her. If you want to offload her I'm willing to take her, with that being the only condition. A girl with parents like that, nobody else'll want her.

Sage, make your mind up. Do you want her or not? If you want to, be my guest, I have no claim to her. If you want to offload her I'm willing to take her, with that being the only condition. A girl with parents like that, nobody else'll want her.
Well I want an apprentice, dont like babies, but I can put up with her if I must.

Well I want an apprentice, dont like babies, but I can put up with her if I must.
The child is your Sage, therefore the choice is as well. I rest it in your hands. Whatever you decide I will respect.

*Sophi opens the door and grabs a seat at the bar. She takes a look around, and thinks maybe she came in at the wrong time...*

ooc: i thought you hated me?
IC: seems fari enough would you care to kill half the german aristocracy before they realise their art colledction is summering in my vault?
OOC: Hate is a strong word. :D

*Sophi opens the door and grabs a seat at the bar. She takes a look around, and thinks maybe she came in at the wrong time...*

not at all the arsonist and budding woodsman are just deciding who should have a child they stole :D

*Sophi opens the door and grabs a seat at the bar. She takes a look around, and thinks maybe she came in at the wrong time...*
ooc: :fluffle: Heya! I'm out in the forest, feel free to go join! Jon and Sage should be finished up soon, and we're all having a big party! Well not really, but you're still welcome to go along!

*still, she thinks, this could be entertaining*

*looks around for a bartender*

"Is there a bartender around? Or may I pour my own drinks?"

The child is your Sage, therefore the choice is as well. I rest it in your hands. Whatever you decide I will respect.
I'll keep her.

OOC: Hate is a strong word. :D
ooc: then please enlighten me as to how you would refer to the developing ...what ever.. between the two of us..i relly think hate is a week word compared to dispise

*still, she thinks, this could be entertaining*

*looks around for a bartender*

"Is there a bartender around? Or may I pour my own drinks?"

*shouting*
wesson
dont worry my butler isnt doing anything he will get you a drink

I'll keep her.
Ok then, could I still request that you don't go spreading the news of her murder. Just say she tried to grab control of the car and threw me out, but the car went down a hillside.

ooc: then please enlighten me as to how you would refer to the developing ...what ever.. between the two of us..i relly think hate is a week word compared to dispise
OOC: Definition of Despise:

contemn: look down on with disdain; "He despises the people he has to work for"; "The professor scorns the students who don't catch on immediately"

Definition of hate:

the emotion of hate; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

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I don't mind you much but your not on my friend's list

Ok then, could I still request that you don't go spreading the news of her murder. Just say she tried to grab control of the car and threw me out, but the car went down a hillside.
Or I could just say I have no idea that she was dead.

Mary is still torn as to whether to intervene or not.
Not her business, but a child!

Or I could just say I have no idea that she was dead.
You could that I guess, whatever suits you most. Just don't say I killed her.

*shouting*
wesson
dont worry my butler isnt doing anything he will get you a drink"Darn, I was kinda hoping I could make my own snazzy cocktail!"

*winks and flashes a smile*

"I don't think we've met, I'm Sophi."

OOC: Definition of Despise:

contemn: look down on with disdain; "He despises the people he has to work for"; "The professor scorns the students who don't catch on immediately"

Definition of hate:

the emotion of hate; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

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I don't mind you much but your not on my friend's list


ooc: i can assure you the feelings mutual as after all, upon my arrival you did treat me unfairly..you really should not have prejudices..its not healthy for the mind :D ..i can use a dictionary to :D although my spelling shall always be utter pig swill :D

You could that I guess, whatever suits you most. Just don't say I killed her.
I've got a better idea. I'll go around saying I killed her!

ooc: i can assure you the feelings mutual as after all, upon my arrival you did treat me unfairly..you really should not have prejudices..its not healthy for the mind :D ..i can use a dictionary to :D although my spelling shall always be utter pig swill :D
OOC: No, not dictionary, GOOGLE!

Murder.kidnaping, what had she stumbled on?

ooc: :fluffle: Heya! I'm out in the forest, feel free to go join! Jon and Sage should be finished up soon, and we're all having a big party! Well not really, but you're still welcome to go along!"Hmm, looks like you all are a bit... occupied... at the moment. And I desperately need a drink, it's been a long day!"

I've got a better idea. I'll go around saying I killed her!
Hmmm, I like the sound of that. You claim credit, I don't get named. Everyones happy..... *thinks for a moment* .... except Fen I guess.

"Darn, I was kinda hoping I could make my own snazzy cocktail!"

*winks and flashes a smile*

"I don't think we've met, I'm Sophi."

delighted to meet you..i am colonel sir tobias flashheart...or blackadder..or edmund..in fact calll me what you like as long as its not insulting..people either call me edmund, colonel,or just "you fool"

Hmmm, I like the sound of that. You claim credit, I don't get named. Everyones happy..... *thinks for a moment* .... except Fen I guess.
Yeah but she's dead so whats her opinion gonna matter?

*breaks out laughing, then stops and looks at Mary*

Hoy there, if I were you I wouldn't mention a word of this to anyone. I have a sense of... perssuasion when I need it.

OOC: No, not dictionary, GOOGLE!

ooc:..O.K

delighted to meet you..i am colonel sir tobias flashheart...or blackadder..or edmund..in fact calll me what you like as long as its not insulting..people either call me edmund, colonel,or just "you fool""Hey, you fool, it's a pleasure to meet you." *goofy grin* "Ah, and here comes Wesson with my drink now... how did he know that I like Captain Morgain Ginger Ale?"

*Walks in from the woods, proceeds up to the bar and fetchs himself a random green bottle of liquer*

*grunts hello to everyone as he downs the bottle*

"Non of my busines, and I know when to stay quiet."

AH well, I shall leave you two to get better acquainted. I'll go collect my stuff from PC to move here.
*walks off back to the club*
Well hello there, this is a pleasant surprise!

"Hey, you fool, it's a pleasure to meet you." *goofy grin* "Ah, and here comes Wesson with my drink now... how did he know that I like Captain Morgain Ginger Ale?"

hes a wonder with drinks is wesson..and cleaning..hmm maybe i should not have put "you fool" in

"Non of my busines, and I know when to stay quiet."
*watches Jon leave, then turns to Mary*

I'm not actually that bad of a guy. At least I tell myself I'm not. So, what's your name?

"They call you Sage then?"
I take it you are not exactly human.
My ex fiance was one of the four.
They call me Mary."

*Walks in from the woods, proceeds up to the bar and fetchs himself a random green bottle of liquer*

*grunts hello to everyone as he downs the bottle*

evening old chap..

*finds his way over to his customary shadowed corner table and kicks his feet up*

:D *watches Jon leave, then turns to Mary*

I'm not actually that bad of a guy. At least I tell myself I'm not. So, what's your name?

maybe you would like to put that into practice? :D

"They call you Sage then?"
I take it you are not exactly human.
My ex fiance was one of the four.
They call me Mary."
Yes Sage is the name, supernatural is my game. Not exactly human? Guess not. Couldn't call me the average Joe.

*pauses*

The four?

evening old chap..
Yup it is, did I miss anything good?

Yup it is, did I miss anything good?

nope about the ussual..drink?

ooc: damn evil computers

"The Four Horsemen, you must have heard of them"

ooc: damn evil computers
OOC: lol your lucky, if it was me you were talking to I would have replied twice just to be an ass. :p

ooc: damn evil computers

ooc: i know what you mean, my internet is on the blink...again

AH well, I shall leave you two to get better acquainted. I'll go collect my stuff from PC to move here.
*walks off back to the club*
Well hello there, this is a pleasant surprise!"Hey Jon, good to see you again! Sorry for running off so suddenly last time - I don't seem to have a good handle on my schedule."

nope about the ussual..drink?
*holds up the bottle of absinth*

Nope got one, thanks Edmund

"The Four Horsemen, you must have heard of them"

ascot winners?

"The Four Horsemen, you must have heard of them"
Can't say I have.

*holds up the bottle of absinth*

Nope got one, thanks Edmund

jolly good..,.and you miss?

"The Four Horsemen, you must have heard of them"
ooc:They were great pro-wrestlers back in the day!

*whispers to Jon*"Um, who's that mysterious looking guy brooding in the corner?"

"Hey Jon, good to see you again! Sorry for running off so suddenly last time - I don't seem to have a good handle on my schedule."
*he hugged her*
Its ok, we all have our off days. Of course for me it works the opposite, sometimes I have on days. I thought you'd left for good!


ooc: I have a karting race coming up in two weeks, yay me!

ooc:They were great pro-wrestlers back in the day!

ooc: yes they...wrestling is not as it was..

Can't say I have.
"Famine pestilence war death.He rode upon a pale horse."

*whispers to Jon*"Um, who's that mysterious looking guy brooding in the corner?"
Tullamore. He's basically harmless, just don't get too close, he tends to throw up fairies and pixies occasionally.

*he hugged her*
Its ok, we all have our off days. Of course for me it works the opposite, sometimes I have on days. I thought you'd left for good!


ooc: I have a karting race coming up in two weeks, yay me!

ooc: good luck.i have a tornement in just 3 days

Tullamore. He's basically harmless, just don't get too close, he tends to throw up fairies and pixies occasionally.*laughs* "You're kidding, right?"

"He was the Fourth, and carried the Great Seal."

"Famine pestilence war death.He rode upon a pale horse."
Sounds like great guys. Warm to the heart and loving I bet.

ooc: good luck.i have a tornement in just 3 days
ooc: Karting?

I'm not even assured a place, its only the best, its the nationwide league. :S
I've been training for this for a year, now I'm getting scared two weeks ahead!

"Famine pestilence war death.He rode upon a pale horse."

...not ascot winners though?...death..rings a bell...white horse...funny name?

*laughs* "You're kidding, right?"
*laughs with her*
Nope, not even slightly.
*laughs louder*
Uuuh, what are we laughing at?

ooc: Karting?

I'm not even assured a place, its only the best, its the nationwide league. :S
I've been training for this for a year, now I'm getting scared two weeks ahead!

ooc:no my karting days are over..since i sold my it..for a quad..i meant my fencing tornement sorry.

...not ascot winners though?...death..rings a bell...white horse...funny name?
ooc: You would only get this if you read Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett, or maybe some of his others.

ooc:no my karting days are over..since i sold my it..for a quad..i meant my fencing tornement sorry.
ooc: s'ok. Never been quad-biking, its on my to-do list.

1) Quad Biking.
2) Win this damn tournament.
3) Find a PC g/f. (Yes, I have no life outside NS, sue me. :rolleyes:)

Sounds like great guys. Warm to the heart and loving I bet.
"He did someone a favour, and they let him become mortal, as he loved me, but then they changed their minds and he had to go back,our wedding was to be the following week."

ooc: You would only get this if you read Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett, or maybe some of his others.

such as the last continent, mort.? maybe enen the monstouse regiment..i have read most of them..i am a pratchett fan with 12 to the collection :D ..i am playing on my charecters slow and dimwittedness

ooc: You read the Wee Free Men? Such a great book!

ooc: You would only get this if you read Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett, or maybe some of his others.
"Or maybe the New Testament."

"He did someone a favour, and they let him become mortal, as he loved me, but then they changed their minds and he had to go back,our wedding was to be the following week."
Ah.

*laughs with her*
Nope, not even slightly.
*laughs louder*
Uuuh, what are we laughing at?
That would be me

I think I've purged the little bastards (that Tinks stuck in the hamburger that was me after the bike explosion) out of my system now.

ooc: s'ok. Never been quad-biking, its on my to-do list.

1) Quad Biking.
2) Win this damn tournament.
3) Find a PC g/f. (Yes, I have no life outside NS, sue me. :rolleyes:)


g/f?
i will...i just need new epee

"Or maybe the New Testament."
ooc: Yeah, but its much more likely that he read Pratchett!

*laughs with her*
Nope, not even slightly.
*laughs louder*
Uuuh, what are we laughing at?*stops laughing* "Um, wow, I really did think that was a joke. That's freaky. Are they dead?"

ooc: You read the Wee Free Men? Such a great book!

no i cant find it anyware. it sounds so cool..ever read the carpet people..its an old classic of his

*stops laughing* "Um, wow, I really did think that was a joke. That's freaky. Are they dead?"
I think so, not sure. Either way they'll be ok. So what have you done since last time (which was the first time:p) I saw you?

That would be me

I think I've purged the little bastards (that Tinks stuck in the hamburger that was me after the bike explosion) out of my system now."Wha?" :confused: "Well, anyway, good to meet you... I'm Sophi, by the way."

ooc: Yeah, but its much more likely that he read Pratchett!

your right as i said..i love those books..at the moment though i am reading bill bryson

your right as i said..i love those books..at the moment though i am reading bill bryson
ooc: Read Mother Tongue, was quite impressed, not enough to read any of his other ones though.

ooc: Read Mother Tongue, was quite impressed, not enough to read any of his other ones though.

try a few others if you can...mother tounge is not one of his best i agree..anyway its down to personal intrests i suppose

"How about you Sage."

I think so, not sure. Either way they'll be ok. So what have you done since last time (which was the first time:p) I saw you?"Hmm, yeah, I guess if they're dead they don't feel anything anyway. I've been a regular globe-trotter this past week or so... last week I had to run to Paris, Moscow, and Sydney for business. I'm exhausted!" *takes a big drink of her Cap'n Morgan/ginger ale*

*skips downstairs and looks around* hello?

"Hmm, yeah, I guess if they're dead they don't feel anything anyway. I've been a regular globe-trotter this past week or so... last week I had to run to Paris, Moscow, and Sydney for business. I'm exhausted!" *takes a big drink of her Cap'n Morgan/ginger ale*


... afellow globe trotter how interesting...on your way in you may have seen a pile of charred metal and wood...that was my old airship :D took her to hamburge not but yesterday

"Wha?" :confused: "Well, anyway, good to meet you... I'm Sophi, by the way."
I was blow to bloody fist sized chunks in a motorcycle expolsion, the wee folk were in the process of cleaning up the mess that was me, when I began to get better and the bastards, acouple of bottles and some shrapnel were all stuck inside of me.

*skips downstairs and looks around* hello?

evening miss tink :D

"How about you Sage."
What about me?

I was blow to bloody fist sized chunks in a motorcycle expolsion, the wee folk were in the process of cleaning up the mess that was me, when I began to get better and the bastards, acouple of bottles and some shrapnel were all stuck inside of me.

pygmes?

Wow, sounds like fun, whilst you were doing that, I was here, day after day, bored stupid. By the way, you're now officially the third single by choice human in the PC, four if you count Gides.

*skips downstairs and looks around* hello?
*grunts a hello and raises his bottle in a wave*

ah the source of the aforementioned pixie problem

evening miss tink :D
*smiles* hey!

... afellow globe trotter how interesting...on your way in you may have seen a pile of charred metal and wood...that was my old airship :D took her to hamburge not but yesterday"Oh dear, what happened? Do you have a replacement? I don't have one of my own, actually... I tend to travel the old-fashioned way... buying a ticket on an airline."

What about me?
"Tell me about yourself"

"Oh dear, what happened? Do you have a replacement? I don't have one of my own, actually... I tend to travel the old-fashioned way... buying a ticket on an airline."

yes ..somewhar on the estate...and anyway whats not old fashioned about an airship..you may know them as zepplins or blimps..you know the hindenburge?

I was blow to bloody fist sized chunks in a motorcycle expolsion, the wee folk were in the process of cleaning up the mess that was me, when I began to get better and the bastards, acouple of bottles and some shrapnel were all stuck inside of me."Wow, that's..." *is speechless for a second* "I'm sorry to hear that. You're pretty much in one piece now, right?"

*smiles* hey!

busy tonight?

*gets up, grabs another bottle*

Avagoogun (ooc: Have a good one)

*heads for the basement*

"Tell me about yourself"
Name is Sage, and I have a history that would make a lot of people kill themselves.

"Wow, that's..." *is speechless for a second* "I'm sorry to hear that. You're pretty much in one piece now, right?"
Don't take it too hard. He's been killed once, he's lucky. I've been killed twice, I know someone whos been killed many, many times. Just keeps coming back! There's always a medic on hand. I've been shot from close range by a shotgun and taken a fireball for someone else. Ain't that right Tinks?;)

busy tonight?
no, you?

"Wow, that's..." *is speechless for a second* "I'm sorry to hear that. You're pretty much in one piece now, right?"
Yup, very little scaring. Now if people would only stop leaving claymore mines and beartraps in the woods.

one of these days I've got to find a bridge to live under

Don't take it too hard. He's been killed once, he's lucky. I've been killed twice, I know someone whos been killed many, many times. Just keeps coming back! There's always a medic on hand. I've been shot from close range by a shotgun and taken a fireball for someone else. Ain't that right Tinks?;)
*smiles* that's right! he's my hero!

"Carl,Elsa,come here now please."
The two cougars came to Mary, and sat one on each side of her,both looking at the person before them.

*smiles* that's right! he's my hero!
*puts an arm around her*
Glad to hear someone around here appreciates me Tinksy.

no, you?
about the same...that chap just blew up my airship and insists on treating me like something he scraped from his shoe. :(lol :D .but apart from that..bugger all

Name is Sage, and I have a history that would make a lot of people kill themselves.
"We are all three pleased to meet you Sage."
Holds out her hand to him.

*puts an arm around her*
Glad to hear someone around here appreciates me Tinksy.
*kisses him on the cheek* s'what I'm here for!

"Carl,Elsa,come here now please."
The two cougars came to Mary, and sat one on each side of her,both looking at the person before them.
*makes a giant smile that forces his eyes to close*

Hi kitties!

yes ..somewhar on the estate...and anyway whats not old fashioned about an airship..you may know them as zepplins or blimps..you know the hindenburge?"Ah, yes... which explains why your mode of transport has a tendency to blow up. How fast do they go?"

"We are all three pleased to meet you Sage."
Holds out her hand to him.
*shakes hand*

Indeed, pleased to meet you as well.

about the same...that chap just blew up my airship and insists on treating me like something he scraped from his shoe. :(lol :D .but apart from that..bugger all
which chap?

*kisses him on the cheek* s'what I'm here for!
For appreciating me? yay, now I can throw my sock puppet away!

which chap?
I'll hazard a guess. Sage.

Don't take it too hard. He's been killed once, he's lucky. I've been killed twice, I know someone whos been killed many, many times. Just keeps coming back! There's always a medic on hand. I've been shot from close range by a shotgun and taken a fireball for someone else. Ain't that right Tinks?;)"Um, is that a common occurence here? Getting killed, I mean?"

For appreciating me? yay, now I can throw my sock puppet away!
lets not go into you and your sock puppet and it's 'appreciating'

about the same...that chap just blew up my airship and insists on treating me like something he scraped from his shoe. :(lol :D .but apart from that..bugger all
OOC: (in whiney kid voice) But you said it wasn't your airship!

"Ah, yes... which explains why your mode of transport has a tendency to blow up. How fast do they go?"

only if they have hydrogen in them..i use helium...about as fast as an asmatic ant with heavyshopping....60m/ph max i suppose..brilliant for touring when your rich and board

"Um, is that a common occurence here? Getting killed, I mean?"
don't worry, not for everyone

*makes a giant smile that forces his eyes to close*

Hi kitties!
The two make a mewling noise at him.
"That means they like you, they don't take to many.
Ja..my ex fiance trained them into the wild."

"Um, is that a common occurence here? Getting killed, I mean?"
For me it is

which chap?

techon..hes not so bad i suppose if you ignore his attempts to kill me

Wow, sounds like fun, whilst you were doing that, I was here, day after day, bored stupid. By the way, you're now officially the third single by choice human in the PC, four if you count Gides. :confused: "Third single by choice human?"

"Um, is that a common occurence here? Getting killed, I mean?"
Quite common, once a week at least. Anyway, I shall be off now. Oh Tinks, I'm moving out, moving into my camp in the forest. You're all welcome to visit me at any time, except when I'm sleeping!
*kisses Tinks and Sophi on the cheek and walks upstairs, coming down a few minutes later with some stuff from his room*

The two make a mewling noise at him.
"That means they like you, they don't take to many.
Ja..my ex fiance trained them into the wild."
Yeah me and your ex have met quite a bit.

*pets the kittens*

OOC: (in whiney kid voice) But you said it wasn't your airship!

yeah i know...alwell..but you do treat me like feaces..then again so do a lot of people...strange

techon..hes not so bad i suppose if you ignore his attempts to kill me
OOC: *screams out into the night* MY NAME IS SAGE!!! (if you want to get on my good side don't call me Techon)

don't worry, not for everyone"That's a relief... I guess. Hey, I heard you're really good at mixing drinks? Something tells me I'll need a whole bunch more alcohol in me if I'm going to survive here!"

:confused: "Third single by choice human?"
Well yeah, Gael, Vaga and Sage don't count. You, me and Edmund, Gide as well. Four.

Quite common, once a week at least. Anyway, I shall be off now. Oh Tinks, I'm moving out, moving into my camp in the forest. You're all welcome to visit me at any time, except when I'm sleeping!
*kisses Tinks and Sophi on the cheek and walks upstairs, coming down a few minutes later with some stuff from his room*
but......but......you know I'm scared of the forest..........:(

Quite common, once a week at least. Anyway, I shall be off now. Oh Tinks, I'm moving out, moving into my camp in the forest. You're all welcome to visit me at any time, except when I'm sleeping!
*kisses Tinks and Sophi on the cheek and walks upstairs, coming down a few minutes later with some stuff from his room*

*stands up and gestures hand towards him*
delighted to meet you old boy..good luck with your vcamp

Quite common, once a week at least. Anyway, I shall be off now. Oh Tinks, I'm moving out, moving into my camp in the forest. You're all welcome to visit me at any time, except when I'm sleeping!
*kisses Tinks and Sophi on the cheek and walks upstairs, coming down a few minutes later with some stuff from his room*"Later Jon!"

"I think I like you to Sage.
At first you scared me a little, but as my babies find you a friend, then so do I.
And they are both four years old, I found them as orphans, their eyes were still shut,and brought them up."

techon..hes not so bad i suppose if you ignore his attempts to kill me
Sage is a sweet kid really, once you get to know him *ruffles Sage's hair*

OOC: *screams out into the night* MY NAME IS SAGE!!! (if you want to get on my good side don't call me Techon)


o..ok sorry..sage

"That's a relief... I guess. Hey, I heard you're really good at mixing drinks? Something tells me I'll need a whole bunch more alcohol in me if I'm going to survive here!"
I could mix you up a Tinky surprise......

but......but......you know I'm scared of the forest..........:(
Tell you what, I'll come visit every few weeks then. Its ok Tinks, you won't even notice I'm gone.
*hugs her tightly, then hugs Sophi*
That goes for you as well, if you ever want to visit, you're welcome to.

"I think I like you to Sage.
At first you scared me a little, but as my babies find you a friend, then so do I.
And they are both four years old, I found them as orphans, their eyes were still shut,and brought them up."
One way to get to me is nature and its inhabitants. I've loved animals and nature all my life.

*plays around with the kittens a bit*

I hate most humans for what they've done to the world.

Well yeah, Gael, Vaga and Sage don't count. You, me and Edmund, Gide as well. Four."Single in what way? I'll admit to being singular, but not necessarily single." ;)

OOC: blackadder u have a tg

Sage is a sweet kid really, once you get to know him *ruffles Sage's hair*
(OOC: I'm out in the woods but I'll let that pass by)

*purrs like a cat* :p

Tell you what, I'll come visit every few weeks then. Its ok Tinks, you won't even notice I'm gone.
*hugs her tightly, then hugs Sophi*
That goes for you as well, if you ever want to visit, you're welcome to."Excellent, I may just need a break from the city soon."

Tell you what, I'll come visit every few weeks then. Its ok Tinks, you won't even notice I'm gone.
*hugs her tightly, then hugs Sophi*
That goes for you as well, if you ever want to visit, you're welcome to.
but....but....no! that's not often enough!

"Single in what way? I'll admit to being singular, but not necessarily single." ;)
i have not died...yet
*looks around suspiciously*

as i said my ship used helium and they are very slow
ooc;see my prev post :D

I could mix you up a Tinky surprise......"Ooh! Sounds intriguing! Is it strong?"

One way to get to me is nature and its inhabitants. I've loved animals and nature all my life.

*plays around with the kittens a bit*

I hate most humans for what they've done to the world.
"Oh I couldn't agree more.
Ja..my ex, taught these two to hunt,they bring me food, I'm afraid I still can't skin and clean the rabbits they bring, but the fish I can, It's how we've lived thes last six months."

i have not died...yet
*looks around suspiciously*

as i said my ship used helium and they are very slow
ooc;see my prev post :D"Ah, yeah... got distracted, sorry! There's so much going on here, it's a bit overwhelming. So you said you have another one? Is there a dining area, like in Indiana Jones?"

"Ooh! Sounds intriguing! Is it strong?"
yep, I'll get you one in just a second

*grabs some fluffy handcuffs out of her handbag and handcuffs Jon to the bar*

ok, one Tinky surprise coming up!

*hops over the bar, mixes the coctail and hands it over*

"Ah, yeah... got distracted, sorry! There's so much going on here, it's a bit overwhelming. So you said you have another one? Is there a dining area, like in Indiana Jones?"

yes..thats whare my inspirattion came from..unfortunatly no little plane on the bottom..although i do own a few

**slips quietly into the club and makes for the balcony**