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isnt this thread a little innappropriate? especially if a little kid comes on here.
This is the internet, they're either on here or looking at adult pictures anyway. I'm sure if Mummy and Daddy have been careful they'll have been sure to block pages with bad words anyway ;).

Asides, if you're so concerned you could go here (http://www.moralityinmedia.org/) and help fight it, God bless ya. Just let the big grown ups get on with their important conversations :p.

But if it's a means to your ends, what does it matter?

Its that sort of logic which justifies crime. I wanted the sports car but couldnt afford it so I stole it. Does not work.

Its that sort of logic which justifies crime. I wanted the sports car but couldnt afford it so I stole it. Does not work.

can we get back to boobs?

For, eventually, practical reasons, I prefer B and smaller. I wouldn't want to drag something around that slaps my face when I go jogging. I dimly remember a friend of mine complaining about just that.
What's more, a D-cup on a (what's 1.60m in feet, sorry, I'm german) person does look rather ridiculous and isn't as good for caressing as something that fits snugly into your hand.
Sorry, I find that a bit offensive. I'm that height, and I haven't done anything unnatural to myself, and I don't think I look disproportionate, they don't slap around, and nobody's ever had any problem with them in the bedroom. So, ffs, what's the big deal?
Some of us have naturally big breasts. Some of us have smaller. Some have them inbetween. We're not a meat market, there's no need to be derrogatory about any of them; big or small.
There's no need to call my build "ridiculous".
And, fyi, it is possible to have big breasts naturally without resorting to silicone; it pisses me off when people see a woman like that and immediately make some comment about surgery.
Sorry. I've had enough of people (mostly men, sorry, but it must be said) judging me by my NATURAL cup size. There's alot more to me than that.

I agree, seeing someone who is 5'2", 95 lbs. with D-cups strikes me as excessive, and I can't really say I like big boobies because all fat chicks have big boobs and......and...... I think I need to claw my eyes out for thinking about that.

lol your funny bro....
I dont really care about b00bs man....for me its all about the personality and the face :D :p Honestly!

Sorry, I find that a bit offensive. I'm that height, and I haven't done anything unnatural to myself, and I don't think I look disproportionate, they don't slap around, and nobody's ever had any problem with them in the bedroom. So, ffs, what's the big deal?
Some of us have naturally big breasts. Some of us have smaller. Some have them inbetween. We're not a meat market, there's no need to be derrogatory about any of them; big or small.
There's no need to call my build "ridiculous".
And, fyi, it is possible to have big breasts naturally without resorting to silicone; it pisses me off when people see a woman like that and immediately make some comment about surgery.
Sorry. I've had enough of people (mostly men, sorry, but it must be said) judging me by my NATURAL cup size. There's alot more to me than that.

Exactly u go girl! LOL
Dont feel offended though..let them think what they want...In the end its all about how u feel about something...and there is plenty of nice guys :D around...so dont worry...
Sorry guys... :cool:

Its that sort of logic which justifies crime. I wanted the sports car but couldnt afford it so I stole it. Does not work.

I know. She was the one saying it shouldn't matter how you get somewhere as long as you do. I was simply asking why it applied in one situation but not another.

in the end, if you've got what you want then that's what matters not how you got there

Huzzah! This thread is still alive!

Boobies! *giggidy giggidy giggidy* Alll right!

Sorry, I find that a bit offensive. I'm that height, and I haven't done anything unnatural to myself, and I don't think I look disproportionate, they don't slap around, and nobody's ever had any problem with them in the bedroom. So, ffs, what's the big deal?
Some of us have naturally big breasts. Some of us have smaller. Some have them inbetween. We're not a meat market, there's no need to be derrogatory about any of them; big or small.
There's no need to call my build "ridiculous".
And, fyi, it is possible to have big breasts naturally without resorting to silicone; it pisses me off when people see a woman like that and immediately make some comment about surgery.
Sorry. I've had enough of people (mostly men, sorry, but it must be said) judging me by my NATURAL cup size. There's alot more to me than that.


Wooo! Rock on, Ro. :D

I'd like to add to this that I really hate it when people say, "more than a handful is too much". Bollocks! I have two hands and a mouth ... if you're only using one hand, there's something wrong with you.

its amazig how the simplest of threads can attract so much attention...

Wooo! Rock on, Ro. :D

I'd like to add to this that I really hate it when people say, "more than a handful is too much". Bollocks! I have two hands and a mouth ... if you're only using one hand, there's something wrong with you.
congrats Keruvalia- you just won the "NSer You Want to Sleep With the Most" contest.

Wooo! Rock on, Ro. :D

I'd like to add to this that I really hate it when people say, "more than a handful is too much". Bollocks! I have two hands and a mouth ... if you're only using one hand, there's something wrong with you.

I officially approve this message.

Omg! 68 Pages??? Lol!

I officially approve this message.
and you can be vice president of the club :D

Omg! 68 Pages??? Lol!
who would have thought it would be the mere breast that could have a chance at beating that gay marriage thread?

who would have thought it would be the mere breast that could have a chance at beating that gay marriage thread?
No kidding! I'm stunned! I mean, I love 'em as well as the next man, but 68 pages??? :eek:

Better the breast then RP. I hate that word, breast.

Big, but not too big. Preferrably between sizes b and d.

Great. People are starting to rate my thread after it has taken a turn for the bad. :rolleyes:

oh thanks for reminding me ill rate it now :cool: :fluffle:

No...only if you're nice.

*becomes nice*

its amazig how the simplest of threads can attract so much attention...
[Insert lame-ass joke here]

No, this topic hasbecome very complexed.

No, this topic hasbecome very complexed.
How so?

Hey as long as they are firm, perky, and not fake....I'll take em any size!!

We have covered tastes and preferences in relation to boob size. We have discussed the advantages/disadvantages as well as the various of boobs. We have also talked about other words for boobs. We have stood up against boobists. Formed friendships based on similar boob sized-people. We have seen some fine examples and talked with people actually have big boobs. We have also discovered that even though Keruvalia is very religiou, he can still enjoy a nice pair of boobs. We've discussed why people like boobs.

We have covered tastes and preferences in relation to boob size. We have discussed the advantages/disadvantages as well as the various of boobs. We have also talked about other words for boobs. We have stood up against boobists. Formed friendships based on similar boob sized-people. We have seen some fine examples and talked with people actually have big boobs. We have also discovered that even though Keruvalia is very religiou, he can still enjoy a nice pair of boobs. We've discussed why people like boobs.

Its also been discussed how and when its okay to change your boobs.

We have stood up against boobists.
What's a boobist?
We have seen some fine examples and talked with people actually have big boobs.
Seen fine examples? Such as?

Wehave seen fine examples of boobs. A boobist is a person who discriminates agianst boobs larger than a D.

What boob size do you prefer?

Whatever is in proportion to the rest of her body.

Wehave seen fine examples of boobs. A boobist is a person who discriminates agianst boobs larger than a D.
I see.

What examples have you seen?

I cannot give you that information. :p

I cannot give you that information. :p
Can you at least give me the page number, or is that info reserved only for women, even though it's on a public forum?

I cannot give you the page number certain people might get pissed at me. Besides, I'm too lazy to try and find it. :p

Page 69 of "the boobs thread!" ROFLMAO!

Page 69 of "the boobs thread!" ROFLMAO!
I noticed it first. :p I simply never told anyone about it. :D

Well, I wasn't the one who gave it to you. :rolleyes:

congrats Keruvalia- you just won the "NSer You Want to Sleep With the Most" contest.

YES! Of all the competitions I'd most want to win on NS, that'd be the one.

*chants*
I am so great
I am so great
Everybody loves me
I am so great
*snicker*

Well, I wasn't the one who gave it to you. :rolleyes:
AAAHAHAHAHA! :D

Page 69 of "the boobs thread!" ROFLMAO!

It's only page 26 for me. :)

Edit: Oops ... this message is the first post on page 27 for me.

You should give him the link to LP's boob.

I like between a c-cup and a d-cup

I like between a c-cup and a d-cup
What a first post! Yayyyyy! :D

*opens topic*
*reads first page*
*skips to page 69*
Um...ok.
I'm a 36B...which is still bigger than my mum who got implants last year so you could wear the dress styles she liked XD
But even so, they can get annoying. I had my graduation dress fitting...flatter people's dresses slipped, bigger people were, well, having large cleavage, and I...if I put my hands in my lap the dress gaped at the front. I was sitting like that and leaning forward, when one of the senior mums took a photo. I dread to think....

Oh yea...one of my friends has Ds, she is very small otherwise, it was funny, she kept on getting told off for layering her clothes and not doing up all her shirt buttons 'I can't do them up!'

mmmmmmmm tasty fried egg sandwich :)

ew! I hear you Randomea. My mom doesn't really have boobs. Don't know where I got mine from.

anything bigger than a c cup is just too big and frankly scares the hell out of me

YES! Of all the competitions I'd most want to win on NS, that'd be the one.

*chants*
I am so great
I am so great
Everybody loves me
I am so great
*snicker*
Wait. What? When was that contest?

I think you all act like a bunch of boobs! :D

LP might top that, no offense. :fluffle:

Wait. What? When was that contest?

Apparently it occured in Occ's mind and I won it. :D

Apparently it occured in Occ's mind and I won it. :D
*Sigh of relief*

Ahhhh....

For a second, I thought it was an actual contest, and was pretty close to going nuclear for not having known about it. :p :D

isnt this thread a little innappropriate? especially if a little kid comes on here.

One of the first thing that a little kid does when its born is suck on boobs. Sucks on them all day long. SWALLOWS the FLUIDS that come out of the breast.

Why should a kid be -afraid- of the first thing they care about?

I agree. It's just boobs. It's not like the topic sex... boob are just suggestive...

Apparently it occured in Occ's mind and I won it. :D
nicely done, that.

Bah! It'll do the kids some good. Expose them to the world and get them used to it.

Yes! :)

I agree. It's just boobs. It's not like the topic sex... boob are just suggestive...
Oh noes!11!1!!11!!eleven+shift We can't possibly even expose the little ones to stuff like this :eek: [/neocon]

Well we could always post photos...I've actually got quite a few on my pc.
http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/angels/angel_sm017.gif

Lots photos have been posted.

Wait, photos? I'm going to search the thread for a bit and take a few looks.

*Sigh of relief*

Ahhhh....

For a second, I thought it was an actual contest, and was pretty close to going nuclear for not having known about it. :p :D

lol ... well you could be sure of severe controversy with a contest like that ... especially if any of the contestants were underage.

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Read Adar's Advice

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Read Adar's Advice

nicely done, that.

It was a hard fought battle and I had some stiff competition, but in the end I pulled it out and came on top.

www.weinrebsway.com
Read Adar's Advice

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Read Adar's Advice

I'm searching the thread for pics right now :D

Personally, I'm fourteen and I have C-D cup's. It really depends on the bra. I'm 5'0" and around.. 130 lbs. I like my boobs. I hate it when people make fun of them. >.>

Adar, stop spamming the thread.

Personally, I'm fourteen and I have C-D cup's. It really depends on the bra. I'm 5'0" and around.. 130 lbs. I like my boobs. I hate it when people make fun of them. >.>
Aww... :(

How do they make fun of your boobs?

Personally, I'm fourteen and I have C-D cup's. It really depends on the bra. I'm 5'0" and around.. 130 lbs. I like my boobs. I hate it when people make fun of them. >.>

I don't think anyone here would make fun of them.

You got a cool nation name, by the way. :D

Personally, I'm fourteen and I have C-D cup's. It really depends on the bra. I'm 5'0" and around.. 130 lbs. I like my boobs. I hate it when people make fun of them. >.>

If they make fun of them, they're probably jealous. Women have the same inadiquacy issues that men do, but theirs are so much more visible.

I have my personal tastes towards somewhat smaller breasts, but every breast deserves some good hardy, consentual groping and else.

(Though I don't, at your age, reccomend anyone being consented to aside from yourself. In the mean time, you can fondle yourself away, and learn what you like, until you find someone who, along with appreciating your much more important -mental- aspects, can do some fun appreciation of the rest of you as well.)

Plutonian here's a Picture & a Question

http://usera.imagecave.com/VirginIncursion/BigActress.jpg

These big enough Gentlemen
Anna nicole smith?

*Vomits*

Fine boobs, but if she was someone OTHER than anna nicole smith, THEN i'd be attracted to her :D

Hmm, noticed all the ones where I'm revealing my breasts aren't exactly U rated...so if anyone wants a look at mine pm me and I'll give links ;)

Soooomeoooone's gonna get a spaaaaam floooood in her PM box...

:D

not if there's an easier way of getting it, no
What if that easier way is the WRONG way?

Hmm, noticed all the ones where I'm revealing my breasts aren't exactly U rated...so if anyone wants a look at mine pm me and I'll give links ;)
I"d LOVE to get a look at you ;) :D

I should just TG you?

Hmm, noticed all the ones where I'm revealing my breasts aren't exactly U rated...so if anyone wants a look at mine pm me and I'll give links ;)
How DO we PM you? the PM system at NS only works for mods, if I remeber correctly?

I dunno, never tried it...tagging...how d'you do that?

I dunno, never tried it...tagging...how d'you do that?
TG=Telegraming

Just go to my nation, scroll down the page, you should see a text box. Type what you need, and hit send. That's how you telegram someone. Unless you already know how to, of course :D

Incenjurania makes a good point. Some women have big boobs that are very firm. Makes hugging tough. :fluffle:

I would assert that's also partly a function of the kind of hug you like to give and your relative heights. My stepdad gives very firm, sometimes to the point of discomfort, hugs that tend to hurt my chest. My boyfriend, on the other hand, hugs just as closely but is gentle and never a remote problem. With my dad it depends if I'm wearing thick-soled shoes or not.

Well, hugs aren't too easy for me. They usually require at least some pain.

All things being equal, bigger is better. Nevertheless, size is not the only factor. Shape, firmness, and the body they are attached to certainly play into breast evaluation. Also, real is much preferred over artificial. The fake ones just don't feel right and don't have that lovely bounce you get with the real ones.

Randomea, check your TG's ;) :) :fluffle:

I love 'em C-F. They are part of a woman's figure and add to her physical beauty. I am a great admirer of the human body and do not particularly enjoy bodies that don't have much in the way of shape. Not necessarily fat (though some does work well for some people), just shape in general. It could involve fat, muscle, bone structure, cartiledge shape, etc.

It just goes to show that the ideal situation is to have a bit from every column.

@ Tink
Since I'm in my late 30's now (shh) In a few years I'd definitely think about having mine perked up if I could afford it.

What did I say yesterday that made you laugh? I can't remember.

call those boobs?

THESE are boobs:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/sebastienne/me/rahrahcorset.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/sebastienne/me/dubious4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v28/sebastienne/me/glamrockme.jpg

(I'm joking, I'm joking... I like boobs of all shapes & sizes. It's just, I'm a natural GG and I really feel that big boobs are getting a bad press on this thread.)
Very nice. I'm diggin the goth outfit. I REALLY enjoy gothic art and fashion and find it to be very beautiful.

*sigh* (http://img19.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img19&image=picture761wj.jpg)
You actually made me do a double take. You should be proud of yourself.

Seriously, I think they look very beautiful on you, they compliment your face and figure (or what I can see of it).

Congratulations, everyone, the Boob Thread made 73 pages.

Well, considering the majority of the species (who isn't boobophobic) has a high appreciation for them, including many homosexual men, its no surprise that a thread devoted to them, in a respectful manner, would survive.

Besides, this board needed a pleasant, warm, well-rounded, perky ... firm ... er... topic.

:D

We could always start a thread on guys size. (in a specific place) Then they could feel inadequate too. (Can you feel over adequate in that area too?)
7", no feelings of inadequacy here. Now it's your turn. :cool:

Yay I am considered big!!!

For reference I am 5'8, weigh about 120-125 pounds, and am a 36-38 D.

And yes, I look misproportioned.
You look all right to me. The only thing I really don't like are women that are absolutely huge and women that have no curves whatever (Kate Moss).

7", no feelings of inadequacy here. Now it's your turn. :cool:
5'7" pushing 140
38-27-36 with a D cup- That's what I meant about feeling overadequate. I'm a little more well rounded than the NS guys seem to like. :rolleyes:

5'7" pushing 140
38-27-36 with a D cup- That's what I meant about feeling overadequate. I'm a little more well rounded than the NS guys seem to like. :rolleyes:

well you're skinnier than my girlfriend, and i think she's just perfect. not .everyone. likes a stick with C-cups sticking out the front, y'know.

(ETA: that sounded a bit like i was bitching at your figure - i'm not, it sounds yummy too, i was bitching at people who thought a C-cup was perfect... they've obviously never seen a real woman with curves.)

5'7" pushing 140
38-27-36 with a D cup- That's what I meant about feeling overadequate. I'm a little more well rounded than the NS guys seem to like. :rolleyes:

Don't confuse like and prefer.

Breast size with me is mostly a mechanical issue.

I'm sure I, and most of the other guys on here, would be quite happy to stare at your rack, amoung other things. :D

Well, hugs aren't too easy for me. They usually require at least some pain.
That's rather sad. Maybe you should encourage certain others to hug you from behind?

Goodmorning Eutrusca. :D

That's rather sad. Maybe you should encourage certain others to hug you from behind?
good call. hows the leg?

5'7" pushing 140
38-27-36 with a D cup- That's what I meant about feeling overadequate. I'm a little more well rounded than the NS guys seem to like. :rolleyes:
W00t! Not this NS guy! :D

Goodmorning Eutrusca. :D
G'day, BK! How's u? :)

Which point? About hugs? C-cups? :(
i dont know maybe about boobs in general
I was thinking of making a Your rack thread(Or something along the lines of)
after i had a bit of time on my hands and roughly measured around my chest.
About 36 inches and a proud SB-SurfBoard- :p
so 36SB is my bust. ;) :D

good call. hows the leg?
Not too bad. First Dr's apmt. today ... gonna ask for a smaller cast!

Not too bad. First Dr's apmt. today ... gonna ask for a smaller cast!
i hope you get one, you silly invalid.

Ooh, knives have points! They are very pointy!
Some of them are also shiny. That makes them twice as good!
I think.
The Point (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/ThePoint.jpg)

G'day, BK! How's u? :)

Great. At least I don't have any broken bones. :D
I am medicating myself. Working on a cocktail.

i hope you get one, you silly invalid.
Hey, NS? KMA! :D

Hey, NS? KMA! :D
i can't, it's all covered in plaster. :D

Great. At least I don't have any broken bones. :D
I am medicating myself. Working on a cocktail.
Hmmm. Well you know what they say about those who self-medicate. :D

5'7" pushing 140
38-27-36 with a D cup- That's what I meant about feeling overadequate. I'm a little more well rounded than the NS guys seem to like. :rolleyes:
Now that confuses me even more.
38-27-36 :confused:
140pounds is like 63KG. ;)

i can't, it's all covered in plaster. :D
ROFLMAO!!! It is not, either! :p

Hmmm. Well you know what they say about those who self-medicate. :D
they're intoxicated?

Yay I am considered big!!!

For reference I am 5'8, weigh about 120-125 pounds, and am a 36-38 D.

And yes, I look misproportioned.

No worries, dear.

My wife's a splendidly firm 36C, definitely petite at 5'3 and she's just perfectly proportioned.

& so r u !

5'7" pushing 140
38-27-36 with a D cup- That's what I meant about feeling overadequate. I'm a little more well rounded than the NS guys seem to like. :rolleyes:
Overadequate Such a positive sounding position spoken in such a negative way. lol!

If you're overadequate, then the others here have no appreciation for a woman's curves.

I'll tell you what, I'll do you a favor; send me a few naked pics and I'll let you know how adequate you are. :cool:

I voted that I like C - D cups, but I should have rated the other one, 'proportional to size'. I have a gym teacher (yes, I know, a hot gym teacher, straight from the cliche book) who is very attractive, but is only a B cup or so. When a person is already sexually appealing, breast size is not as inportant. However, when there is something left to desire, a slightly larger breast never hurt. ;)

Now that confuses me even more.
38-27-36 :confused:
140pounds is like 63KG. ;)

Now I had to go and have fun with the online converter. Since my bra size is actually 38D that means I'm actually (and I just took this, so ignore previous post) 42-27-37 Eek. getting up there,
so
106 cm bust
68 cm waist
94 cm hips
1.7 meters tall and 61 Kgs Which is not new measurements, it's from my last doctors visit. And 9.71 stone. I always thought that was a funny measurement. Now everybody has to tell me I'm not fat again. :headbang: I refuse to figure my age in days, that would really make me feel old. :p

I know. She was the one saying it shouldn't matter how you get somewhere as long as you do. I was simply asking why it applied in one situation but not another.
and I explained afterwards that I was being a bit hasty, it applies in situations where other people aren't gonna get hurt, like when a woman has cosmetic surgery, but not when you're gonna steal a car or cheat in exams because that affects other people

@ Tink
Since I'm in my late 30's now (shh) In a few years I'd definitely think about having mine perked up if I could afford it.
cool, if that's what you went then good for you! :)

You actually made me do a double take. You should be proud of yourself.

Seriously, I think they look very beautiful on you, they compliment your face and figure (or what I can see of it).
lol, thanks :p

Now I had to go and have fun with the online converter. Since my bra size is actually 38D that means I'm actually (and I just took this, so ignore previous post) 42-27-37 Eek. getting up there,
so
106 cm bust
68 cm waist
94 cm hips
1.7 meters tall and 61 Kgs Which is not new measurements, it's from my last doctors visit. And 9.71 stone. I always thought that was a funny measurement. Now everybody has to tell me I'm not fat again. :headbang: I refuse to figure my age in days, that would really make me feel old. :p
I wouldnt call that fat
i used to be around 88-92(2 years ago) in half a year i got down to where i am now.tell you my current weight on Monday. ;) like a fricken Bean Pole

I so knew this
106 cm bust
68 cm waist
94 cm hips
stupid Fighting Force Ps game :gundge: :mp5:

Now I had to go and have fun with the online converter. Since my bra size is actually 38D that means I'm actually (and I just took this, so ignore previous post) 42-27-37 Eek. getting up there,
so
106 cm bust
68 cm waist
94 cm hips
1.7 meters tall and 61 Kgs Which is not new measurements, it's from my last doctors visit. And 9.71 stone. I always thought that was a funny measurement. Now everybody has to tell me I'm not fat again. :headbang: I refuse to figure my age in days, that would really make me feel old. :p
I checked your profile, and knowing you're 39, you'll be 40 on march 7. :D

I checked your profile, and knowing you're 39, you'll be 40 on march 7. :D

You little shit, you'd better delete that! :sniper:
Damn, I'm gonna have to change that crap. :D

You little shit, you'd better delete that! :sniper:
Damn, I'm gonna have to change that crap. :D
lol, i remember when my mum was jut about to turn 40 and she went through this whole 'I might be nearly 40 but I'm not old' she had her bellybutton pierced and stuff, it was pretty funny

You actually made me do a double take. You should be proud of yourself.

Seriously, I think they look very beautiful on you, they compliment your face and figure (or what I can see of it).
Got Bueatiful tummy and hips as well. ;)

Got Bueatiful tummy and hips as well. ;)
:cool: thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

You little shit, you'd better delete that! :sniper:
Damn, I'm gonna have to change that crap. :D
exactly what i thought. :sniper:

@Bitchkitten

AAAAND, I just figured out the days on my computer' calculator:

You're 14588 days old! :D :D :D

:cool: thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Just telling it like it is. ;)
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

@Bitchkitten

AAAAND, I just figured out the days on my computer' calculator:

You're 14588 days old! :D :D :D
Stop being such a Hitler (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HerrBert.jpg)

@Bitchkitten

AAAAND, I just figured out the days on my computer' calculator:

You're 14588 days old! :D :D :D

I'm gonna hire a hit man. No, I think I'd rather kick your ass myself. Remember, us old toothless cats can be very dangerous. It makes us maneaters. :p

Stop being such a Hitler (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HerrBert.jpg)
hitler had one testicle.

I'm gonna hire a hit man. No, I think I'd rather kick your ass myself. Remember, us old toothless cats can be very dangerous. It makes us maneaters. :p
WAit. What? You actually have no teeth?

I'm gonna hire a hit man. No, I think I'd rather kick your ass myself. Remember, us old toothless cats can be very dangerous. It makes us maneaters. :p
yeah, but you have to put us in a blender first. we're way to synew-y for your aged gums to chew. please don't hurt me. I'm sure you grow ever mroe radiant with each passing day. a rose is only beautiful because of it's imperfections.

hitler had one testicle.
Thats right because a Jew ran over him in a car when he was 8
or was it because his Art teacher didnt like his work so ripped his Testicle out.
Thats why Hitler doesnt like Jews.
Hitler is also Catholic thats why the Pope didnt beat him using his Gandalf powers. :rolleyes:

yeah, but you have to put us in a blender first. we're way to synew-y for your aged gums to chew. please don't hurt me. I'm sure you grow ever mroe radiant with each passing day. a rose is only beautiful because of it's imperfections.
no because the prickles protect it from sticky fingers like yours!

Noooo! I just wrote a catch-up message and I was about to post it when my computer konked out and shut down! It keeps doing this, and I have to write my coursework on this piece of crap! Does anyone know why it might happen?
Anyhow, now to attempt to write it again!
Thanks to Fsan Lmo, Keruvalia and Sdaeriji for being nice about my ranting post - you guys made me feel much better :)
And now to add my two cents to stuff that I missed by sleeping and studying (two things I'm going to have to cease doing if I want to become a true NSer!):
* Yes, Keruvalia, you do indeed rock and deserve to be the president of Occ's suggested club ;)
* Oksana, I think this thread was a good and interesting idea, so I tried to give it a good rating, but I think I messed it up (duh... sorry, it's really early for me!), so sorry about that.
* The hugging thing - well, I've never actually had a problem with it (though not through lack of sensitivity), but I think it just goes to show that people who assume that smaller boobs are always more sensitive are wrong; it's just individual. In fact, I won't go into detail, but I know that to say that is inaccurate...
* Froggilicious - I'm sorry that you've had problems from people because of your boobs, and I know what you mean - I used to be teased because I developed early, and it made me miserable. But try not to worry too much; you'll get the last laugh. I think that at that stage (I'm not being patronising), alot of the time people make comments about others to draw attention away from themselves. If someone says something to you because you're more developed, it's probably only because they're self conscious about being more flat-chested.
* And lastly, BitchKitten, you're not fat. It sounds like you have a lovely figure, so enjoy it :)

:cool: thanks :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
I said it, he agreed and HE gets fluffles and I get none? See if I'm nice to you any more. :p

yeah, but you have to put us in a blender first. we're way to synew-y for your aged gums to chew. please don't hurt me. I'm sure you grow ever mroe radiant with each passing day. a rose is only beautiful because of it's imperfections.

:gundge:

Besides, Pluto's lying. I just checked my profile, and it says I'll be 21 in march. :D

Thats right because a Jew ran over him in a car when he was 8
or was it because his Art teacher didnt like his work so ripped his Testicle out.
Thats why Hitler doesnt like Jews.
Hitler is also Catholic thats why the Pope didnt beat him using his Gandalf powers. :rolleyes:
I actually (really and truly, in a suggested historical text) read that it was because he tried to urinate in a goat's mouth when he was younger and it bit one off. However, I don't think I believe it...

I actually (really and truly, in a suggested historical text) read that it was because he tried to urinate in a goat's mouth when he was younger and it bit one off. However, I don't think I believe it...
Yeah, that smells of urban legend.

If the chick doesn't have size J's then she aint worth it! :p

If the chick doesn't have size J's then she aint worth it! :p
that's very, umm, british, of you. :D

If the chick doesn't have size J's then she aint worth it! :p
What's her bra, a wheel barrel? I like boobs of size and shape, but that's just a tad bit much.

I'm gonna hire a hit man. No, I think I'd rather kick your ass myself. Remember, us old toothless cats can be very dangerous. It makes us maneaters. :p
ROFLMAO!!! You GO, girl! :D

I said it, he agreed and HE gets fluffles and I get none? See if I'm nice to you any more. :p
I'd just woken up when I replied to you :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


EDIT: he also complimented the rest of my figure too!

If the chick doesn't have size J's then she aint worth it! :p
lol, once again my mere Es are made to feel inadequate

lol, once again my mere Es are made to feel inadequate
*sinks into the earth*
:p

lol, once again my mere Es are made to feel inadequate
es are nice. js are way too much

I'd just woken up when I replied to you :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


EDIT: he also complimented the rest of my figure too!
Four fluffles. Well, all right then, I'll forgive you this time, but next time I'll gonna give you a sharp smack on the butt for passing me up. :cool:

es are nice. js are way too much
What would Z's look like? :D :D :D

What would Z's look like? :D :D :D
2 beluga wales suspended from one's collarbones.

What would Z's look like? :D :D :DBase 26 boob system?

What would Z's look like? :D :D :D
they would probly be a huge pair of boobs with a woman attached.

Four fluffles. Well, all right then, I'll forgive you this time, but next time I'll gonna give you a sharp smack on the butt for passing me up. :cool:
there's 5! I'll be looking forward to it! ;)

lol, once again my mere Es are made to feel inadequate
If your Es feel inadequate, I'll give them a good home. :cool:

that's very, umm, british, of you. :D
Lol, hey! British guys tend to consider DD to E to be pretty damn good! Trust me ;)

If your Es feel inadequate, I'll give them a good home. :cool:
LOL

Lol, hey! British guys tend to consider DD to E to be pretty damn good! Trust me ;)
i don't doubt it. merely pointing out that the british, on the whole, seem to prefer their women.....endowed.

i don't doubt it. merely pointing out that the british, on the whole, seem to prefer their women.....endowed.
Yup, isn't that fortunate for us "endowed" British girls :D

i don't doubt it. merely pointing out that the british, on the whole, seem to prefer their women.....endowed.
I'm half English, so I also like my women "endowed" :D

Yup, isn't that fortunate for us "endowed" British girls :D
it certainly is lol :D

Yup, isn't that fortunate for us "endowed" British girls :D
i suppose so. the same could be said of us "endowed" american men. ;)

i don't doubt it. merely pointing out that the british, on the whole, seem to prefer their women.....endowed.
As do many German men, or so I'm told. Which may account for the preferences of a significant percentage of American men. :)

I'm half English, so I also like my women "endowed" :D
You're still in trouble. England might be a good place for you now.

i don't doubt it. merely pointing out that the british, on the whole, seem to prefer their women.....endowed.

Oooooh!

*checks poll results*

Oh wait, nevermind


*waits for confusion and chaos to sink in*
mwahahahaha
*pets illusions of grandeur*

Oooooh!

*checks poll results*

Oh wait, nevermind


*waits for confusion and chaos to sink in*
mwahahahaha
*pets illusions of grandeur*
i'm now confused, if that helps.

You're still in trouble. England might be a good place for you now.
You're actually pissed at me? Would you like me to go back and delete those?

As do many German men, or so I'm told. Which may account for the preferences of a significant percentage of American men. :)
WOW! I am also quarter german! WOW! :D :D :D :D

Half-english, quarter german--a good combination! :D

You're actually pissed at me? Would you like me to go back and delete those?

TOO LATE NOW!!!

No, my profile has been changed. I'll just tell everyone you hallucinated. :p I'm now 20. :D

TOO LATE NOW!!!

No, my profile has been changed. I'll just tell everyone you hallucinated. :p I'm now 20. :D
Sorry for pissing you off in the first place. I didn't mean it. Guess I went too overboard with the jokes :/ :headbang:

Yup, isn't that fortunate for us "endowed" British girls :D
It seems to fit like a hand and a glove. ;)

WOW! I am also quarter german! WOW! :D :D :D :D

Half-english, quarter german--a good combination! :D
German girls need boobs to balance the Bier Steins on. :)

German girls need boobs to balance the Bier Steins on. :)
god dammit that's hot!

god dammit that's hot!
Been there, seen that. All I have to say about it is: *DROOL*

German girls need boobs to balance the Bier Steins on. :)
that actually does work! I often use mine to hold drinks!

Sorry for pissing you off in the first place. I didn't mean it. Guess I went too overboard with the jokes :/ :headbang:


Of course you didn't piss me off. I already told Occidio when she asked on the age thread. I told her I was pushing forty REAL hard. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'll flirt with the youngsters until I'm 90. Even if I have to chase them down on my walker. :D

that actually does work! I often use mine to hold drinks!
Yep, you're comin home with me. Pack your stuff right now, I'll be over in a few hours.

Of course you didn't piss me off. I already told Occidio when she asked on the age thread. I told her I was pushing forty REAL hard. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'll flirt with the youngsters until I'm 90. Even if I have to chase them down on my walker. :D
hehe, I'm starting to think I might have to make another addition to my hero list

Of course you didn't piss me off. I already told Occidio when she asked on the age thread. I told her I was pushing forty REAL hard. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'll flirt with the youngsters until I'm 90. Even if I have to chase them down on my walker. :D
with your measurements? they'll be chasing you down, grandma! ;)
edit: oh god, she's gonna hurt me. she's gonna hurt me real bad.

5'7" pushing 140
38-27-36 with a D cup- That's what I meant about feeling overadequate. I'm a little more well rounded than the NS guys seem to like. :rolleyes:

I think we'll be needing a full pictorial. ;)

Yep, you're comin home with me. Pack your stuff right now, I'll be over in a few hours.
lol :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Of course you didn't piss me off. I already told Occidio when she asked on the age thread. I told her I was pushing forty REAL hard. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'll flirt with the youngsters until I'm 90. Even if I have to chase them down on my walker. :D
Flirting with a 90 year old woman?

.....

:D :D :D :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I'll flirt with the youngsters until I'm 90. Even if I have to chase them down on my walker. :D


Well thank all that is holy that I'm younger than you, then. :D

I think we'll be needing a full pictorial. ;)
Yeah, speaking of pictorials, where are those naked pics you're supposed to send me? I'm supposed to let you know how adequate you are. Now come on, get to takin the pics already.

I'd like to put a word in for women with over F cup boobs. My girl is a 34G and not only does she not have back problems, but I find that more than a handful is definitely not a waste . Therefore I cannot really vote in the poll as i think more than F cup is best :)

*grumbles at the large breasted women*
*pout* :(

German girls need boobs to balance the Bier Steins on. :)
What's a Bier Stein?

lol :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Thanks for the lovin, but I'm serious, pack your stuff. Hurry up. Quick. Faster. *impatiently snaps fingers rapidly while tapping toe*

Thanks for the lovin, but I'm serious, pack your stuff. Hurry up. Quick. Faster. *impatiently snaps fingers rapidly while tapping toe*
it's all packed!

What's a Bier Stein?
Those big ass stone mugs of beer they have in Germany.

What's a Bier Stein?

Bier Steins (http://home.c2i.net/loffa/beerstein.htm) :D :D :D

I'd like to put a word in for women with over F cup boobs. My girl is a 34G and not only does she not have back problems, but I find that more than a handful is definitely not a waste . Therefore I cannot really vote in the poll as i think more than F cup is best :)
she doesn't have back problems? that's unfair! is she tall?

(and we've had the discussion that this poll is boobist against the Es and above of the world)

Yeah, speaking of pictorials, where are those naked pics you're supposed to send me? I'm supposed to let you know how adequate you are. Now come on, get to takin the pics already.

I thought you protested a touch too much. :D

she doesn't have back problems? that's unfair! is she tall?

(and we've had the discussion that this poll is boobist against the Es and above of the world)
boobist si the best word i've heard all day.

I'd like to put a word in for women with over F cup boobs. My girl is a 34G and not only does she not have back problems, but I find that more than a handful is definitely not a waste . Therefore I cannot really vote in the poll as i think more than F cup is best :)
I'm so envious. I almost weeped at that. Really!

it's all packed!
Good, now all I need is an address, city, state and country. This may take a bit. Just hang out . . . so to speak. Wear a bra at least until I show up, you can hang out after that.

Bier Steins (http://home.c2i.net/loffa/beerstein.htm) :D :D :D
Those are the small bier steins. The regular sized ones are about 3 times the size of those. Hey, Germans don't mess around when it comes to their beer.

I thought you protested a touch too much. :D
I guess you'll never know if you're adequate or not. I WAS going to do you a favor, but never mind.

Of course you didn't piss me off. I already told Occidio when she asked on the age thread. I told her I was pushing forty REAL hard. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'll flirt with the youngsters until I'm 90. Even if I have to chase them down on my walker. :D
ROFL! Sic 'em! :D

with your measurements? they'll be chasing you down, grandma! ;)
edit: oh god, she's gonna hurt me. she's gonna hurt me real bad.
Perhaps not, but I might! [ malevolent grin ] :D

I guess you'll never know if you're adequate or not. I WAS going to do you a favor, but never mind.

Gee, Vynn, I thought you were the adventurous type. :p

she doesn't have back problems? that's unfair! is she tall?

(and we've had the discussion that this poll is boobist against the Es and above of the world)
You know, I think I'll start a poll that's "E-titty"-friendly. :)

Gee, Vynn, I thought you were the adventurous type. :p
Hey, I offered to do you a favor. For a few naked pics, I'd let you know if you were adequate or not. If you want to reneg, that's your loss, not mine. I'll still help you out, but now you also have to say "please help me, please" before you send me the pics.

Perhaps not, but I might! [ malevolent grin ] :D

See, Eutrusca's a gentleman. He'll get you for me. But all I want is for him to hold you down 'til I get there. :D

You know, I think I'll start a poll that's "E-titty"-friendly. :)
lol, that's verykind of you

You know, I think I'll start a poll that's "E-titty"-friendly. :)
I don't know why I'm laughing at that as hard as I am. It probably has something to do with it being passed my bedtime.

she doesn't have back problems? that's unfair! is she tall?

(and we've had the discussion that this poll is boobist against the Es and above of the world)

No she doesn't have back problems and she's 5'2

Perhaps not, but I might! [ malevolent grin ] :D
:(

See, Eutrusca's a gentleman. He'll get you for me. But all I want is for him to hold you down 'til I get there. :D
oh, c'mon, the first part was complimentary, and the second awas a li'l joke. stop e-killing me already.

Wait a minute, Tink, you're over 18, right? Only those 18 years old and older are allowed to ride.

Those are the small bier steins. The regular sized ones are about 3 times the size of those. Hey, Germans don't mess around when it comes to their beer.

Well it depends, a normal one holds about a litre, that said the 3 litre one i had once was very useful!

Living in Germany, as i do at the moment, has three great advantages:

1. Good beer :D
2. Cheap good beer :D :D
3. Cheap good beer that comes in 3 litre (and larger) Bier Steins :D :D :D

My wife wants to have implants after we are finished with having kids. Her ideal size is a large B to a SMALL D. Generally speaking B to C in proportion to her size is the best mix of sex-appeal and health issues. A friend just FINALLY convinced her husband to let her get a reduction from her ample size K to a full D and she is miles happier, and apparently they are perkier. Perkier tends to make a woman happier with herself than size does!

Well it depends, a normal one holds about a litre, that said the 3 litre one i had once was very useful!

Living in Germany, as i do, has three great advantages:

1. Good beer :D
2. Cheap good beer :D :D
3. Cheap good beer that comes in 3 litre (and larger) Bier Steins :D :D :D
i wish i lived in germany and not stupid carbondale. the beer of choice down here is deer piss at best.

Wait a minute, Tink, you're over 18, right? Only those 18 years old and older are allowed to ride.
Actually she is only about 17 if memory serves.

I'm so envious. I almost weeped at that. Really!

I find it remarkable that so few guys are interested in e-cup and above. I mean there's great merit in havin something to cuddle up to at night. It's not so much a sexual thing, more of a comfort thing.

No she doesn't have back problems and she's 5'2
that's so unfair I'm 5'3" and I'm only an E and I'm only 17 and I'm already get back pains

Well it depends, a normal one holds about a litre, that said the 3 litre one i had once was very useful!

Living in Germany, as i do at the moment, has three great advantages:

1. Good beer :D
2. Cheap good beer :D :D
3. Cheap good beer that comes in 3 litre (and larger) Bier Steins :D :D :D
Do wohnst in Deutschland? Wo in Deutschland wohnst du?

i wish i lived in germany and not stupid carbondale. the beer of choice down here is deer piss at best.
Come to Canada it is far better up here! The running joke is that you yanks drink coloured water!

My wife wants to have implants after we are finished with having kids. Her ideal size is a large B to a SMALL D. Generally speaking B to C in proportion to her size is the best mix of sex-appeal and health issues. A friend just FINALLY convinced her husband to let her get a reduction from her ample size K to a full D and she is miles happier, and apparently they are perkier. Perkier tends to make a woman happier with herself than size does!
A K cup?!?!?!?! I've GOT TO see pics of those! They don't have to be naked pics (unless you want to volunteer them), I just want to see what they look like.

Wait a minute, Tink, you're over 18, right? Only those 18 years old and older are allowed to ride.
yes nearly *shifty eyes*

Come to Canada it is far better up here! The running joke is that you yanks drink coloured water!
ay, that we do. :( but i love chicago too much to leave it. how about you send your beer down here?

My wife wants to have implants after we are finished with having kids. Her ideal size is a large B to a SMALL D. Generally speaking B to C in proportion to her size is the best mix of sex-appeal and health issues. A friend just FINALLY convinced her husband to let her get a reduction from her ample size K to a full D and she is miles happier, and apparently they are perkier. Perkier tends to make a woman happier with herself than size does!

You can have perky G cup boobs. Best of both worlds if you ask me.

Come to Canada it is far better up here! The running joke is that you yanks drink coloured water!
It may have more alcohol, but it doesn't taste any better. Further, the Canadian's idea of cider is some fruit flavored soda with alcohol in it. Mind you, a good helping of alcohol, but it's still soda. I want my cider to have character, not syrup.

that's so unfair I'm 5'3" and I'm only an E and I'm only 17 and I'm already get back pains

LOL I feel very sorry for you, really I do. I think the only true way of overcoming your problem is to have a man walking behind you holding your boobs for the rest of your life, you might not even have to pay them ;) .

yes nearly *shifty eyes*
Good, I'll take your word for it then. Just remember that answer if anyone asks you.

You can have perky G cup boobs. Best of both worlds if you ask me.
Shut up about the G's already! Your posts are worthless without pics. ;)

Hey, I offered to do you a favor. For a few naked pics, I'd let you know if you were adequate or not. If you want to reneg, that's your loss, not mine. I'll still help you out, but now you also have to say "please help me, please" before you send me the pics.
Gee such a gentleman. NOT! It is sick pervs like you that end up raping women because once they get to know you none of them will have anything to do with you. Make her beg for it when you are the one benifiting from debasing her, pig! PS Darlin if you ever do need someone to hold him down for you just call, I am sure Forrest would give me a hand if nec. though it probably wouldn't be.

I find it interesting when people talk about proportion as well. As an anthropologist I'm fully aware that any idea of what is good proportion is entirely from our own society. If we all followed our natural instincts we would all be after women with huge asses and boobs and an hourglass figure.

Shut up about the G's already! Your posts are worthless without pics. ;)

Hmm interesting suggestion. Not sure I'll take you up on that one. As proud as I am of my good fortune (ugly guy gets gorgeous woman etc.) I don't think I am quite ready to braodcast this publicly LOL.

I find it interesting when people talk about proportion as well. As an anthropologist I'm fully aware that any idea of what is good proportion is entirely from our own society. If we all followed our natural instincts we would all be after women with huge asses and boobs and an hourglass figure.
Ample breasts and child rearing hips! DAMN RIGHT! *oink oink* I didn't just say that. Carry on everyone, no chauvanist pigs here.

I find it remarkable that so few guys are interested in e-cup and above. I mean there's great merit in havin something to cuddle up to at night. It's not so much a sexual thing, more of a comfort thing.
For me, it IS a bit of a sexual thing, but It's probably because I've never been with another woman before. Ever.

oh, c'mon, the first part was complimentary, and the second awas a li'l joke. stop e-killing me already.

That's alright. I won't ask Eutrusca to help me molest you. The old woman can do it all be herself. :fluffle:

LOL I feel very sorry for you, really I do. I think the only true way of overcoming your problem is to have a man walking behind you holding your boobs for the rest of your life, you might not even have to pay them ;) .

I feel there is lot of volumteers do to that. lol

Funny feeling; im talking about boobs and im not off topic.

ay, that we do. :( but i love chicago too much to leave it. how about you send your beer down here?
Good lord who actually wastes their time with weak beer? I only have 2 friends who will drink it anyway and them ussually in Depth Charges or sister drinks. Go for the good stuff Vodka. When my wife and I build we will end up with a Vodka on tap sink in our room and the bar! :p Of course it will have to have a lock on it to keep out the kids till they are old enough to drink responsibly.

LOL I feel very sorry for you, really I do. I think the only true way of overcoming your problem is to have a man walking behind you holding your boobs for the rest of your life, you might not even have to pay them ;) .
lol, any volunteers?


EDIT: you need to have pretty big hands

That's alright. I won't ask Eutrusca to help me molest you. The old woman can do it all be herself. :fluffle:
oh, you were molesting me? hmm. this changes things.

Do wohnst in Deutschland? Wo in Deutschland wohnst du?

Ich wohne in Friedrichshafen, an der Bodensee. Ich bin ein Englander aber ich arbeiter hier als Sprachpraktikant.

Hmm interesting suggestion. Not sure I'll take you up on that one. As proud as I am of my good fortune (ugly guy gets gorgeous woman etc.) I don't think I am quite ready to braodcast this publicly LOL.
Too late for that. Now make with the pics already. ;)

that's so unfair I'm 5'3" and I'm only an E and I'm only 17 and I'm already get back pains
Yes but despite the back pains you are still a HOT young woman! Just make sure to keep that class of yours and you will make great things out of yourself and have men laying in the streets for you to cross puddles on!

I find it remarkable that so few guys are interested in e-cup and above. I mean there's great merit in havin something to cuddle up to at night. It's not so much a sexual thing, more of a comfort thing.
I just find them beautiful. I'm not sure if it's a sexual thing or not. Where does appreciation of beauty become sexual?

You can have perky G cup boobs. Best of both worlds if you ask me.
I have yet to see some that aren't fresh implants!

lol, any volunteers?


EDIT: you need to have pretty big hands

*sighs* Already got a full time job I'm afraid. You could always try mechanical assistance, some kind of car jack perhaps?

Yes but despite the back pains you are still a HOT young woman! Just make sure to keep that class of yours and you will make great things out of yourself and have men laying in the streets for you to cross puddles on!
I hope not, I like jumping in puddles!

lol, any volunteers?


EDIT: you need to have pretty big hands
I'm 6'1", 210 lbs, have very low body fat and am COMPLETELY proportionate in EVERY way. I think my hands are big enough. Now make with directions. The longer you put it off, the longer it'll take to get there.

See, Eutrusca's a gentleman. He'll get you for me. But all I want is for him to hold you down 'til I get there. :D
Oh, really? What are gonna do to me? :p

I have yet to see some that aren't fresh implants!

I never quite understand implants. I have felt implanted boobs before and I just really don't see the attraction. I mean boobs have got to have some sort of give haven't they? I mean there's perky and then there's rock solid. Home grown is the best.

For me, it IS a bit of a sexual thing, but It's probably because I've never been with another woman before. Ever.
Aww bless.

I find it interesting when people talk about proportion as well. As an anthropologist I'm fully aware that any idea of what is good proportion is entirely from our own society. If we all followed our natural instincts we would all be after women with huge asses and boobs and an hourglass figure.
The ideal figure no matter what civilization you look at is the 1:.7 ratio. And technically all boobs are proportional. a 5'0" B is smaller c.c. volume than a 6'0" B, typically. It is all in how large a rib-cage she has.

Welcome Frtiz! What the hell does your name mean?