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*watches Gaeltach with a look of greatest gratitude* Thanks be to you kind Sir!
*twitch* Ma'am.

And the whiskey's Jameson.

*watches Gaeltach with a look of greatest gratitude* Thanks be to you kind Sir!


Uhh, you're speaking to a lady. lol

*bursts into tears*
I'm sorry Orchid. You... You are the best thing that has... ever happened to me... And I treat you like... like dirt... I'm sorry... I'm sorry

*watches Gaeltach with a look of greatest gratitude* Thanks be to you kind Sir!
OOC
Falls on floor laughing....

*bursts into tears*
I'm sorry Orchid. You... You are the best thing that has... ever happened to me... And I treat you like... like dirt... I'm sorry... I'm sorry
Can I come up?
Please?

*twitch* Ma'am.

And the whiskey's Jameson.


Jameson! Pour me one, straight, and chase that with a Black Bush. I wanna see which one's better once and for all. On second thought, just give me a couple bottles. This may take a while. ;)

OOC
Don't think I'll be trying that one!
OOC: You haven't even seen how to take it.

*Pours a send batch for herself.*

Ready?

*Drops the entire shot glass into the beer and chugs*

*Crosses to the bar anyway and pours a pint of Guinness, then mixes Bailey's and Irish Whiskey in a shot glass*
OOC: quick question. Are you supposed to down both?

*bursts into tears*
I'm sorry Orchid. You... You are the best thing that has... ever happened to me... And I treat you like... like dirt... I'm sorry... I'm sorry


*taps LP on the shoulder, waves bye, and heads back down to the pub*

Can I come up?
Please?
Of course... I would love you to.... I'm sorry

*waves shortly to Matthew*

*Slams the mug down with a satisfied grin and slides the requested bottles to Dragonmoth*

Ah, I miss tending.

OOC: You haven't even seen how to take it.

*Pours a send batch for herself.*

Ready?

*Drops the entire shot glass into the beer and chugs*
OOC

Only a Mick could do that!

OOC: quick question. Are you supposed to down both?
OOC: See post 757

OCC my bad Gael..thought I was the only Lady that liked ICB's!

*watches Gael drop her shot and floows suit.* Slainte!

*she shugs till the foam and shot galss is all that is left.* Whoo~ that's better

Hmph.

*Goes back to his laptop as the newcomer never returned the greeting*

OOC: See post 757
OOC: I'll make sure to try it in the next pub that serves Guinness

*Slams the mug down with a satisfied grin and slides the requested bottles to Dragonmoth*

Ah, I miss tending.


Ahh, finally. My too favorite whiskeys. One for my left, one for my right. Thanks Gael. Only a fellow Mick knows the joy I feel right now.

*Looks around at all in the bar and shrugs.*

Seems the men win this time round...

I fear I gave in to him.....

I'm going up.

*Looks around at all in the bar and shrugs.*

Seems the men win this time round...

I fear I gave in to him.....

I'm going up.

In my eyes, you both won. Good luck you two.

OCC my bad Gael..thought I was the only Lady that liked ICB's!

*watches Gael drop her shot and floows suit.* Slainte!

*she shugs till the foam and shot galss is all that is left.* Whoo~ that's better
OOC: You don't run across many Paddy's do you? Or many campus bars.

Slainte. An bhfuil Gaeilge agat?

*Slides out from behind the bar

*Opens LPs door a crack...*

It's some one here with a present for you!

OCC: Hey gen check 749--i believe i said hey! lol

Ohh there , my Gaelic is way off..I'm lucky I got that one right!
*hold up a hand and smiles sweetly*

OCC: hell I'm lucky I spelled it right lol

*Taps bar*

Bartender, can I have a gallon of milk, please. Not chocolate, just milk. Thanks.

*Opens LPs door a crack...*

It's some one here with a present for you!
*pulls the door open and hugs Orchid, squeezing hard*
Orchid

And the winner is... Black Bush. Sorry Gael, I just love it's fire. But Jameson's is still WAY high on my list.

*seeing as Gael made one, he feels slighted and goes behind the bar to make an ICB, except he pours the Guinness in a pitcher and fills a mug with Black Bush and Bailey's. drops the mug in the pitcher, and inhales the beverage*

I call this one an Irish Nuke! lol

*pulls the door open and hugs Orchid, squeezing hard*
Orchid
Throws her arms around his neck, kissing him till he is breathless!

*parks exploding ambulance and joins the fun* :fluffle:

OCC~! Irish nuke..my Goddess.. that is all you my friend

OCC: Hey gen check 749--i believe i said hey! lol
OOC: Oops. I missed that. :headbang: sorry.

IC: *Shakes hand* Nice to meet you Lissa. :)

*Manages what could be interpreted as a friendly smile with a little imagination. THen looks to Gene*

Jaysus, is there no one tending? I guess I'll take it in Tink's absense.

*Sets a gallon before him*

Not going for the Gallon Challenge, are you?

OCC: Hey gen check 749--i believe i said hey! lol

Ohh there , my Gaelic is way off..I'm lucky I got that one right!
*hold up a hand and smiles sweetly*

OCC: hell I'm lucky I spelled it right lol


At least you still speak Gaelic. I don't believe I've met too many people in my lifetime who even know what Gaelic is. lol

Throws her arms around his neck, kissing him till he is breathless!
*cries, of joy or sadness, on Orchid shoulder*
Forgive me
*looks up and starts kissing again*

OCC~! Irish nuke..my Goddess.. that is all you my friend


Yeah, I have a habit of making up drinks as I go along.

Slainte. An bhfuil Gaeilge agat?



I think it's you speak good Gaelic?? No wait that is way off

OOC
Times a going round....must be going soon....so will say night all....

*Manages what could be interpreted as a friendly smile with a little imagination. THen looks to Gene*

Jaysus, is there no one tending? I guess I'll take it in Tink's absense.

*Sets a gallon before him*

Not going for the Gallon Challenge, are you?
Gallon Challenge? I don't believe I've heard of that. What is it?

*Prepares the single-gallon carton for drinking*

At least you still speak Gaelic. I don't believe I've met too many people in my lifetime who even know what Gaelic is. lol

Would love to learn more than what my grams taught me when I was too little to care much

Gael, I have a confession to make. I, uh, don't know how to speak Gaelic. Can you teach me a bit?

*cries, of joy or sadness, on Orchid shoulder*
Forgive me
*looks up and starts kissing again*
*Pushes the door closed with her foot....*

Lets just say we forgive each other eh?

I think it's you speak good Gaelic?? No wait that is way off
I asked if you speak Gaelic.

And the Gallon Challenge is where someone attempts to chug an entire gallon. Problem is, the digestive system can't handle it, and they get sick everywhere.

OOC
Times a going round....must be going soon....so will say night all....
OOC: Nighty night :fluffle:

Would love to learn more than what my grams taught me when I was too little to care much


Same here. I love my homeland so much, but I can't speak the language. :(

*Pushes the door closed with her foot....*

Lets just say we forgive each other eh?
*laughs through his tears*
Gladly
*keeps kissing*


...

OOC: Nighty night :fluffle:
OOC
:fluffle:
Night..... ;)

OCC~ Night Wild--sorry we didn't get the chance to hang yet! Laters

(IC~Gael) Yeah like I said I was close! *giggles as she sits on a stool*

I asked if you speak Gaelic.

And the Gallon Challenge is where someone attempts to chug an entire gallon. Problem is, the digestive system can't handle it, and they get sick everywhere.


I've done that without puking. But then again, I'm an Irishman. I can drink anything without puking, pretty much.

OOC: Night Orchid! :fluffle:

I'm really not the best to teach. Still learning myself, but I can point you to some good resources.

OOC
:fluffle:
Night..... ;)


Night Orchid. Sweet dreams.

And the Gallon Challenge is where someone attempts to chug an entire gallon. Problem is, the digestive system can't handle it, and they get sick everywhere.
No worry. I've got godly powers, so I can handle it. :D

*Chugs the gallon instantly*

Ahhhhh........ :p

<HICCUP!>

'Scuse me. :D

*feels left out*
*goes to detonate ambulance*

OOC: Night Orchid! :fluffle:

I'm really not the best to teach. Still learning myself, but I can point you to some good resources.


Ohh, I would be so grateful. Would you please?

I've done that without puking. But then again, I'm an Irishman. I can drink anything without puking, pretty much.
OOC: NO FRIGGIN WAY! The human stomach can only hold one litre

*feels left out*
*goes to detonate ambulance*

Wait, can I buy you a drink in exchange for that detonator?

Ohh, I would be so grateful. Would you please?
OOC: Expect a TG shortly.

i dont drink :D

OOC: NO FRIGGIN WAY! The human stomach can only hold one litre

I'm a big guy. I'm pretty sure mine's bigger than that bud.

Ohh, I would be so grateful. Would you please?


OCC ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO * looks confused as pom pom show up mysterisouly and dumps them behind the bar before anyone notices*

I'm a big guy. I'm pretty sure mine's bigger than that bud.
OOC: *eyes matthew suspiciously*

i dont drink :D


Then let's go blow up something else with the meat wagon then. Like the Al Qaeda headquarters or something. And if you don't drink, how about I buy you dinner?

OOC: *eyes matthew suspiciously*


I ain't kiddin ya. I'm 6'10" and I weigh 350.

OOC: Expect a TG shortly.


Thx Gael.

* looks confused as pom pom show up mysterisouly and dumps them behind the bar before anyone notices*
Crap. The milk must be getting me drunk again.....

*slurred speech*

I ain't kiddin ya. I'm 6'10" and I weigh 350.
Do you have lots of hair too? Because then you'd be a bear that can type

Then let's go blow up something else with the meat wagon then. Like the Al Qaeda headquarters or something. And if you don't drink, how about I buy you dinner?
Did someone say "Blow up"?!

I"m good at blowing stuff up!

*Speech improves slightly*

Thx Gael.
Happy to help. Could you forward that message to Hubastunk? I gotta run off to a meeting for an hour or so.

Then let's go blow up something else with the meat wagon then. Like the Al Qaeda headquarters or something. And if you don't drink, how about I buy you dinner?
im saving it for tink's wedding :D wati a sec...are u asknig me out? u better be a gal it will make things go so much smmother :P

Of course he can cause Dragon likes me -- alittle ..at least enough to do that don't ya?? *looks lost again and searches map for self esteem! *

*Feels left out*

*Goes back to his computer game*

im saving it for tink's wedding :D wati a sec...are u asknig me out? u better be a gal it will make things go so much smmother :P


*giggles* Dragon amhail bruchaill

:confused: *giggles* Dragon amhail bruchaill

*Feels left out*

*Goes back to his computer game*
ooo what r u playing?

my sad attempt at Gaelic and teasing~ I think I'd rather know if i got the TG from Dragon before I tried to translate it! :rolleyes:

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Sorry guys. I had to reboot. I'll be so glad when my new comp's built

Gael: Thanks for the resources. Forwarded them to Huba. Have a good night.

Cameron: No, I'm a dude, and I'm NOT asking you out. I think I'm gonna go with Gael to Tink's wedding.

LP: That's funny, because my nickname is bear because of my size and morning attitude.

Huba: Yep, I like you. Check your TGs. What did you say by the way?

Gene: Yeah, let's go blow the moon in half and have two! lol


Phew, that's a long one.

ooo what r u playing?
Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. THIS is where the Plutonian Empire came to life :)

*A simulated nuclear explosion silently appears over an American city in the game*

Did you just call me gay Huba? lol

*answers primly* No I did not!

*whispers to Cameron* I did say he liked boys though! lol

Civilization II: Multiplayer Gold Edition. THIS is where the Plutonian Empire came to life :)

*A simulated nuclear explosion silently appears over an American city in the game*


Better not be in Ohio. I'll kick your butt. lol

*answers primly* No I did not!

*whispers to Cameron* I did say he liked boys though! lol


That's what I thought. Your Gaelic was somewhat correct then if I understood it. And no, I'm straight.

:confused: :confused: :confused:

You can be straight and still like boys~silly

*plops onto a chair near Gene and watches over his shoulder as he plays*

You can be straight and still like boys~silly

*plops onto a chair near Gene and watches over his shoulder as he plays*


If you're Michael Jackson or one of those bad Catholic priests or something, but I don't like boys that way.

*looks up innocently and grins* what way?? :D

Hey Gene, wanna hear about the supercomputer I'm buying?

*looks up innocently and grins* what way?? :D


Sexually, dum-dum. That's just sickening.

Better not be in Ohio. I'll kick your butt. lol
Ohio is currently occupied by Plutonian "Pluto Vehicles" in the game. :D

*Nukes four more American cities, and 3 European cities, London, Paris, and Rome, in the game*

There goes the Pope! He hee! :D

Hey Gene, wanna hear about the supercomputer I'm buying?
Umm.... sure. :)

i wana hear about ur supercomputer :D

Ohio is currently occupied by Plutonian "Pluto Vehicles" in the game. :D

*Nukes four more American cities, and 3 European cities, London, Paris, and Rome, in the game*

There goes the Pope! He hee! :D


Hey, let me have one of those spiffy Pluto cars! Nuke Moscow, nuke Moscow!

* :rolleyes: @ Dragon and then makes a circular motion around her face* See this, this is my teasin' face! lol

Hey, let me have one of those spiffy Pluto cars! Nuke Moscow, nuke Moscow!
Someday. ;)

*Nukes moscow in the game*

Well, the processor is an AMD Athlon 64 3000 with an ACS motherboard, 1024 of PC 3200 ram, GeForce 5700 256 mb, Powmax Demon case with neon cooling fans and a 450 watt power supply, 17 Compaq S710 monitor, optical PS/2 mouse, jet black Powmax keyboard, 56k modem, Sony 4x DVD/CD burning ROM, and the best part, a Maxtor 250 mb hard drive that runs at 133 mb a second. Let's see, did I miss anything?

* :rolleyes: @ Dragon and then makes a circular motion around her face* See this, this is my teasin' face! lol


You're a girl then? Sorry, I thought you were a guy. lol

ummmm *looks for more girls and sighs*
Damnation~

Someday. ;)

*Nukes moscow in the game*


Yes! Burn commies, burn!

Well, the processor is an AMD Athlon 64 3000 with an ACS motherboard, 1024 of PC 3200 ram, GeForce 5700 256 mb, Powmax Demon case with neon cooling fans and a 450 watt power supply, 17 Compaq S710 monitor, optical PS/2 mouse, jet black Powmax keyboard, 56k modem, Sony 4x DVD/CD burning ROM, and the best part, a Maxtor 250 mb hard drive that runs at 133 mb a second. Let's see, did I miss anything?
Pah!

My computer's a Dell inspiron series 8600 widescreen wireless laptop. 60 gig hard drive, 256 megs of ram, 1.4 gigahertz processor.

ummmm *looks for more girls and sighs*
Damnation~


I'll prove I'm not gay!

*kisses Huba*

lol

Pah!

My computer's a Dell inspiron series 8600 widescreen wireless laptop. 60 gig hard drive, 256 megs of ram, 1.4 gigahertz processor.


HaHaHa. Good laptop, but my desktop will kick the crap outta that on any game. How much did that run you?

Yes! Burn commies, burn!
The PlutoEmp scenario I'm playing takes place 20 years from now, so communism (the evil kind) is crumbling in this game.

*Uses one Pluto Vehicle unit to take over 8 cities*

*Takes over the world (in the game) 30 minutes later and launches a spaceship to mars as nuclear winter sets in and the world freezes.*

All done with this scenario! :D

HaHaHa. Good laptop, but my desktop will kick the crap outta that on any game. How much did that run you?
Huh?

The PlutoEmp scenario I'm playing takes place 20 years from now, so communism (the evil kind) is crumbling in this game.

*Uses one Pluto Vehicle unit to take over 8 cities*

*Takes over the world (in the game) 30 minutes later and launches a spaceship to mars as nuclear winter sets in and the world freezes.*

All done with this scenario! :D


Good job. It's gonna be even colder in Ohio now dammit. Be right back.

Good job. It's gonna be even colder in Ohio now dammit. Be right back.
That nuclear winter's only taking place in the game, silly ;)

OOC: Crap. I'm gonna go eat dinner now. Be back in a bit.

I'm back. And what I meant by how much did it run you is how much did it cost you? Just when you get this Gene. No rush.

Well, the processor is an AMD Athlon 64 3000 with an ACS motherboard, 1024 of PC 3200 ram, GeForce 5700 256 mb, Powmax Demon case with neon cooling fans and a 450 watt power supply, 17 Compaq S710 monitor, optical PS/2 mouse, jet black Powmax keyboard, 56k modem, Sony 4x DVD/CD burning ROM, and the best part, a Maxtor 250 mb hard drive that runs at 133 mb a second. Let's see, did I miss anything?

hmm i just overhauled mine :P but to cut costs i went with an older xp3200
and asus a7n8xe-deluxe :D ill be up grading to 1 gig of ram soon i hope i got most of my stuff from newegg.com its was pretty cool also got a 480W psu i got a 80 gig sata 150mbs and a 133mbs 60 gig :Doh cept i got my 9800 pro form ebay :P :fluffle: didnt get the 25gmb one cuz its pretty much useless :P

You still here Hubastunk?

*tumble weed rolls by*

*looks at Gene and points at her still puckerd lips*
Did I just get _kissed_? :eek:

i dunno i was busy scrubbing desks...

OOC: Well I was gonna say I'm still here, but yesterday's date called, so I must away. :D

OCC~ dinner is calling be back later~

*runs up to Dragon and grabs his face, kissing him feircly and with much passion* That, me fine boyo-is a KISS :fluffle:

:(

OCC~ dinner is calling be back later~

*runs up to Dragon and grabs his face, kissing him feircly and with much passion* That, me fine boyo-is a KISS :fluffle:


WOW!!! What a woman!

:(


I'd kiss you too Cameron, but I don't bat for the other team. Sorry

I'd kiss you too Cameron, but I don't bat for the other team. Sorry


*tumbleweed moves in*

Jeez, I was just teasing you. Don't take it personal buddy.

*pours himself three fingers of Black Bush and a Guinness chaser*

Can I get anybody here anything from the bar?

lol i never asked u u perv :D :mp5:

OOC: I'm back
I'm back. And what I meant by how much did it run you is how much did it cost you? Just when you get this Gene. No rush.
It cost about a thousand dollars, and I got it the last month or two of 2003.

lol i never asked u u perv :D :mp5:


I'm just messin' with ya Cam.

:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :p ;)

OOC: I'm back

It cost about a thousand dollars, and I got it the last month or two of 2003.


Really? That isn't bad for a widescreener. I got a great deal on mine though. Somewhere around $700.

*looks at Gene and points at her still puckerd lips*
Did I just get _kissed_? :eek:
Did I miss something?

Did I miss something?


Yeah. I kissed Huba to prove I'm straight. Also, read page 58 to see what she did to me.

I'm just messin' with ya Cam.

:sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :p ;)
http://img108.exs.cx/img108/7695/ks23a2xn.th.jpg (http://img108.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img108&image=ks23a2xn.jpg)

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Hangar/6846/mxlnch.jpg

I wonder what her first name is and how old she is? I'll ask her when she gets back.

http://img108.exs.cx/img108/7695/ks23a2xn.th.jpg (http://img108.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img108&image=ks23a2xn.jpg)


lol. I always aim for the noggin though. :p

Yeah. I kissed Huba to prove I'm straight. Also, read page 58 to see what she did to me.
Oh, yeah. That. Now I remember. And yes, I already read '58.

*Goes back to playing his game*

lol. I always aim for the noggin though. :p
http://germanhelmetsinc.com/FAQ%20M18%20helmet%20shell.jpg

http://germanhelmetsinc.com/FAQ%20M18%20helmet%20shell.jpg


I also use armor piercing bullets. Smartass. lol

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m1a1-abrams0002.jpg I also use armor piercing bullets. Smartass. lol
http://www.webwombat.com.au/spotlight/images/abrams.jpg

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m1a1-abrams0002.jpg
http://www.webwombat.com.au/spotlight/images/abrams.jpg


*calls in an A-10 strike on every tank. and yes, they have missile countermeasures, so don't even try it Cam*

*calls in an A-10 strike on every tank. and yes, they have missile countermeasures, so don't even try it Cam*

http://www.modellistiaretini.com/galleria2003images/32_0518_88MM%20FLACK%20GUN_EVANDRO%20PICCINI.JPG

http://i.xanga.com/AJV4U2C/owned%202.jpg

Hah ha! Dragon, you've been OWNED! :D

lol

See post 880 Gene. And Cam, let's not bring this to nukes alright?

See post 880 Gene. And Cam, let's not bring this to nukes alright?
Yeah, I already deleted my post.

See post 880 Gene. And Cam, let's not bring this to nukes alright?
damnit i was just lookin for nuke pix =/

http://www.osmar.net/nuke/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/normal_OWNED!.jpg

http://www.modellistiaretini.com/galleria2003images/32_0518_88MM%20FLACK%20GUN_EVANDRO%20PICCINI.JPG

http://i.xanga.com/AJV4U2C/owned%202.jpg

You have way too much free time on your hands kid. And BTW, those AA guns are all well and good, but they're on a naval vessel which doesn't have the range to fire inland at my planes. And also, torpedoes away!


Now who's owned, beyotch? lol

*Tires of civ2*

*Turns off computer*

*Goes out to the balcony, overlooking the ocean*

Hmm.... :D

*Size of waves increases, waves crash with more ferocity*

*sneaks up on Cameron with a B-2 and shoves a Bunker Buster up his base's ass*

Bye-bye. lol

*Tires of civ2*

*Turns off computer*

*Goes out to the balcony, overlooking the ocean*

Hmm.... :D

*Size of waves increases, waves crash with more ferocity*


Not another tsunami. Dammit. *chugs his beer and heads to the shelter* Bring the booze! Save the booze!

You have way too much free time on your hands kid. And BTW, those AA guns are all well and good, but they're on a naval vessel which doesn't have the range to fire inland at my planes. And also, torpedoes away!


Now who's owned, beyotch? lol

used first one i saw :P

*hides in mountain b4 slow ass a-10s arrive*

Take your time with that comeback Cameron. I have all day.

Now Its On Biznitch!
http://sa.nextwish.org/Unsorted/War%20Photos/War%20Dance%201.jpg

used first one i saw :P

*hides in mountain b4 slow ass a-10s arrive*


I'm tired of this childish RPing. Truce?

I'm tired of this childish RPing. Truce?

hows this for a truce?

http://web.telia.com/~u13206896/images/ah64.jpg

Heh. Relax. I'm not gonna cause a tsunami like the one asia had last december. Just relieving my boredom, that's all. :D

Hmm... It is a bit cold.

*Raises the weather temperature to a good 72* F (25* C)*

Oh dear God Cameron. I waited for a bunch of soldiers with M9s for Christ sake. I'm not even gonna merit that with another attack.

Heh. Relax. I'm not gonna cause a tsunami like the one asia had last december. Just relieving my boredom, that's all. :D

Hmm... It is a bit cold.

*Raises the weather temperature to a good 72* F (25* C)*


How about a warm rain then? *summons a Summer storm with heat lightning and all*

You're not the only one with skills bro.

Oh dear God Cameron. I waited for a bunch of soldiers with M9s for Christ sake. I'm not even gonna merit that with another attack.

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~blackchr/pictures/bootyshake.gif

the m9s were merly a distraction form this !

http://www.nlgaming.com/games/918/23.jpg

How about a warm rain then? *summons a Summer storm with heat lightning and all*

You're not the only one with skills bro.
*Increases lightning frequency to a record 8000 strikes per minute*

Now THAT is a storm! :D

<snip>
Cam, that was SO immature. :(

http://www-personal.engin.umich.edu/~blackchr/pictures/bootyshake.gif

the m9s were merly a distraction form this !

http://www.nlgaming.com/games/918/23.jpg


*hops in his Ragnarok and makes short work of that little Uziel with his lava cannon*


Cut it out Cameron. I've had enough of your shit. I came here for a few drinks, not to kick your sorry tail and start Armageddon.

*Increases lightning frequency to a record 8000 strikes per minute*

Now THAT is a storm! :D


Aww, I liked the calm storm. *changes it back*

How old are you Cameron? 9, 10? If not, quit acting like it. Please.

*hops in his Ragnarok and makes short work of that little Uziel with his lava cannon*


Cut it out Cameron. I've had enough of your shit. I came here for a few drinks, not to kick your sorry tail and start Armageddon.

*sigh* its not an uziel its obvously a vulture...and ur only kickin my but cuz u suddnly go "god" status on me...in that case im master of the universe i win :P

*replaces vulture with daishi*

Aww, I liked the calm storm. *changes it back*
:(

At least I'm not alone in having "skills".
Drat. :D

*sigh* its not an uziel its obvously a vulture...and ur only kickin my but cuz u suddnly go "god" status on me...in that case im master of the universe i win :P


No, that's an Uziel. It's a variant of the Vulture dumbass. And you're talking to someone who played Mech games while you were still shitting your diapers, so back off.

im 18 :D

looks like someones cranky and need there nap :D

*sigh* its not an uziel its obvously a vulture...and ur only kickin my but cuz u suddnly go "god" status on me...in that case im master of the universe i win :P

*replaces vulture with daishi*


Well met, but your POS Daishi is no match. Unless you magically pull an Ymir out of your ass, PISS OFF.

Well met, but your POS Daishi is no match. Unless you magically pull an Ymir out of your ass, PISS OFF.
:eek: :sniper: *ends the war with assassination*

im 18 :D

looks like someones cranky and need there nap :D


Really? I would have guessed five or six the way you're trying to start stupid fights in a lounge. If you want an RP thread, go make one and leave us the hell alone, would ya?

no thanks now im just gonna be an ass since thats how u want to play it

:eek: :sniper: *ends the war with assassination*


Oh dear God. Get the hell out of here you immature mama's boy. I've humored you long enough you friggin nerd. Run along and play with your kind.

actually nerds are smart..i would be classifed as a geek... :D

actually nerds are smart..i would be classifed as a geek... :D


I can't disagree with that one. lol. Sorry I blew up at you. I have had the day from hell. Why do you pick these fights anyway?

:D i picked it? well anyways im stubborn =/ and i have 6 hrs at work to do nothing... :p

well off i go to home now :D :fluffle:

well off i go to home now :D :fluffle:


Later man. And hey, you're alright. :)

Hey Gene, wanna summon an ice storm over Barbados with me?

Well. Just you and me, now, Dragon.

Well. Just you and me, now, Dragon.


Yep. Hey, let's see what we can do about the shitty weather in Ohio!

Hey Gene, wanna summon an ice storm over Barbados with me?
An ice storm?

I've got a MUUUUCH better idea.... :D

Yep. Hey, let's see what we can do about the shitty weather in Ohio!
Too warm? Too cold? Too snowy?

Can I buy you a milk?

Too warm? Too cold? Too snowy?


Cold and wet. I swear Ohio's becoming part of England. lol

An ice storm?

I've got a MUUUUCH better idea.... :D


What's that?

What's that?


Hey do you mind if I add you to my messenger account?

Can I buy you a milk?
Sure.
Cold and wet. I swear Ohio's becoming part of England. lol
What kind of weather do you prefer?
What's that?
I'll show you on my computer as you buy me the milk. :)

Hey do you mind if I add you to my messenger account?
Sure. Go ahead. I don't mind. :)

Sure.

What kind of weather do you prefer?

I'll show you on my computer as you buy me the milk. :)


Ok. *hands him a tall glass of pure white milk* I prefer about 60 degrees with a light, gentle breeze and slight rain every once in a while, so why the hell do I live in the crappiest weathered state in the union? lol

*He emerges from the elevator, his guitar strangley absent. He settles down at the bar, and gets himself a drink*

Hi all.

Ok. *hands him a tall glass of pure white milk* I prefer about 60 degrees with a light, gentle breeze and slight rain every once in a while, so why the hell do I live in the crappiest weathered state in the union? lol
*Starts up computer*

*Loads satellite image of North America, viewing it from an angle, leaving blank starry space to the upper left of the screen*

I know where ohio is. Can you point me to where barbados is?

*He emerges from the elevator, his guitar strangley absent. He settles down at the bar, and gets himself a drink*

Hi all.


Hey Branin. Buy you a round?

*He emerges from the elevator, his guitar strangley absent. He settles down at the bar, and gets himself a drink*

Hi all.
Greetings. You're just about too see a good show. :D

*Downs his glass of milk instantly*
Thanks for the milk. :)

*Starts up computer*

*Loads satellite image of North America, viewing it from an angle, leaving blank starry space to the upper left of the screen*

I know where ohio is. Can you point me to where barbados is?


Near Bermuda I think. Ah, hell. Just freeze Key West for shits and giggles.

Near Bermuda I think. Ah, hell. Just freeze Key West for shits and giggles.
Branin, ya watchin? This is happening in REAL TIME! :D

Branin, ya watchin? This is happening in REAL TIME! :D


Holy shit. Icicles are hanging off Florida on the map!

Branin, ya watchin? This is happening in REAL TIME! :D
I'm watchin, I'm watchin.

*whistles*

Holy hell. What did you just do??

You aint seeing nothing yet.

*Slowly, the clouds over north america start to swirl*

*Gradually, a huge hurricane look-alike forms*

*The storm's eye moves towards the florida Peninsula*

It's a Day After Tomorrow superstorm!

I'm watchin, I'm watchin.

*whistles*

Holy hell. What did you just do??


We just put Florida in the deep freeze.

You aint seeing nothing yet.

*Slowly, the clouds over north america start to swirl*

*Gradually, a huge hurricane look-alike forms*

*The storm's eye moves towards the florida Peninsula*

It's a Day After Tomorrow superstorm!


Ok cut it out. I just wanted them to be cold for a while, not freeze their Depends off.

Ok cut it out. I just wanted them to be cold for a while, not freeze their Depends off.
*Dissipates superstorm*

*Dissipates superstorm*


lol. Thanks. I have friends down there that I just wanted to f*&% with. :p

lol. Thanks. I have friends down there that I just wanted to f*&% with. :p
*Changes weather in Ohio to Dragon's preferences*

*Zooms in on Minnesota*

You don't have friends in Minnesota, do you? :D

lol. Thanks. I have friends down there that I just wanted to f*&% with. :p


Now, let's thaw them out.

*summons a metorite from space that touches down in the Gulf of Mexico, thus boiling the water and splashing it clear to Atlanta, thus thawing out Key West*

That's enough of this. Suck power shouldn't be trusted to someone who just toys with it. Real power is in being able to not use it. But I can't change your hobbies. I just don't want anypart.

*Changes weather in Ohio to Dragon's preferences*

*Zooms in on Minnesota*

You don't have friends in Minnesota, do you? :D


Thanks, much better here. And no, just you there. :)

Thanks, much better here. And no, just you there. :)


*giggles as another meteorite zooms past Gene's window and lands in his back yard*

It's a diamond, take a look.

That's enough of this. Suck power shouldn't be trusted to someone who just toys with it. Real power is in being able to not use it. But I can't change your hobbies. I just don't want anypart.


I use my power for good though. That's true power. He froze Key West, I just thawed it out. lol

*telekinetically summons a bottle of Black Bush and a six-pack of Guinness from the bar. looks at Branin funny*

What?

I use my power for good though. That's true power. He froze Key West, I just thawed it out. lol
Good is relative. Just be careful. This stuff makes me nervous. For reasons... I've got my reasons....

That's enough of this. Suck power shouldn't be trusted to someone who just toys with it. Real power is in being able to not use it. But I can't change your hobbies. I just don't want anypart.
That's okay. :)

*switches to a skycam view of minneapolis, showing sunny, partly cloudy skies*

*giggles as another meteorite zooms past Gene's window and lands in his back yard*

It's a diamond, take a look.
Thanks :)

*in minneapolis, the clouds form abnormally fast. Within minutes, a storm producing 17,000 lightning strikes per minute develops. And it starts snowing, a foot an hour*

That's okay. :)

*switches to a skycam view of minneapolis, showing sunny, partly cloudy skies*


Thanks :)

*in minneapolis, the clouds form abnormally fast. Within minutes, a storm producing 17,000 lightning strikes per minute develops. And it starts snowing, a foot an hour*


Jeez, you really do hate Minneapolis Gene. I had no idea.

I use my power for good though. That's true power. He froze Key West, I just thawed it out. lol
I also use it for good once in a while, for I DID just improved the weather in Ohio. :D

*shakes head and walks off*

Good is relative. Just be careful. This stuff makes me nervous. For reasons... I've got my reasons....


Ok, buddy. We will. *elbows Plutonian*

Plutonian: Oh, uh-huh, we will.

lol

Jeez, you really do hate Minneapolis Gene. I had no idea.
No. I love minneapolis. Just having fun with them. My real hate is towards Hollywood...

*minimizes snowfall in Minneapolis, and switches cam view to hollywood*

I also use it for good once in a while, for I DID just improved the weather in Ohio. :D


Yeah, and thank you for that. *buys him another round*

Can I ask you a question?

I gotta go. I'm drained. Night Branin, night Gene. But my question first. Why don't you drink here at Paradise Club Gene?

Yeah, and thank you for that. *buys him another round*

Can I ask you a question?
Sure.

I gotta go. I'm drained. Night Branin, night Gene.

Sure.


My comp's lagging again. Bear with me. Why don't you drink at Paradise Club? There's no legal drinking age here I don't think

I gotta go. I'm drained. Night Branin, night Gene. But my question first. Why don't you drink here at Paradise Club Gene?
I'm not yet 21
I gotta go. I'm drained. Night Branin, night Gene.
g'night :)

OCC okay so I was goona read all that so I would be in the know but I guess I'll just be dumb for now cuase you guys..you like have no RL life! lol

*back for a bit, jumps back in and plops down a stool* What's shakin' bacon?

OCC okay so I was goona read all that so I would be in the know but I guess I'll just be dumb for now cuase you guys..you like have no RL life! lol

*back for a bit, jumps back in and plops down a stool* What's shakin' bacon?
Nothing much. Dragonmoth and I froze florida, I warmed up Ohio, and ignited a record-breaking thunderstorm in Minneapolis. Dragon had to leave however. He was getting tired. I think Branin may be in here, though...

Wow and all I did was have Taco Bell and watch SVU..man o man, looks like I missed a party :headbang:

Wow and all I did was have Taco Bell and watch SVU..man o man, looks like I missed a party :headbang:
Probably. I can do more than that though... ;)

Now Gene, are you trying to impress me??

*giggles and twirls her hair, only the currls tangle and she makes a huge knot. Griining sheepishly, she tried to un tangle it without anyone seeing her*
:rolleyes:

Now Gene, are you trying to impress me??

*giggles and twirls her hair, only the currls tangle and she makes a huge knot. Griining sheepishly, she tried to un tangle it without anyone seeing her*
:rolleyes:
Impress you? Probably. :/

*Goes back to fiddling with the weather via his laptop*

Fen walks in.....

'hey guys! got another day off work!' she said, happily - Nairobi came running in after her with the small fluffy dog that belonged to Tish.

Hey Fen. How are you?

'Hey you! Yeah I am alright' Fen said, trying to keep her tears from rolling.

'Hows the weather, I need to work up a stake you know! I cant keep having snow days' Fen giggled, poking him hard.

'Hey you! Yeah I am alright' Fen said, trying to keep her tears from rolling.

'Hows the weather, I need to work up a stake you know! I cant keep having snow days' Fen giggled, poking him hard.
Oh? What would you like today?

'well....for all the snow to disappear' Fen said smiling, sitting down next to him and observing the laptop.

'well....for all the snow to disappear' Fen said smiling, sitting down next to him and observing the laptop.
Done.

*Raises the temps from 72 degrees F to 80 degrees F*

I see you're looking at my computer... ;)

'yeah I am....you got a problem with that' she said ;)

'thats tooooooo hot!' she said, pulling her collar.

'Just make it a little chilly...but no show' she whispered.

'yeah I am....you got a problem with that' she said ;)

'thats tooooooo hot!' she said, pulling her collar.

'Just make it a little chilly...but no show' she whispered.
Heh. No problem. No problem at all. :)

What temperature would you like?

'Umm...............10?' she said, sighing heavily, and humming a cute little song.

'Umm...............10?' she said, sighing heavily, and humming a cute little song.
*Lowers the temperature to a comfortable level*

*Goes back to controlling the severe thundersnowstorm bashing Los Angeles and Hollywood via his laptop*

'you are clever!' she giggled.

'You wanna drink?' she said...yawning and getting up off her chair...still in her pyjamas, dressing gown and furry slippers

'you are clever!' she giggled.

'You wanna drink?' she said...yawning and getting up off her chair...still in her pyjamas, dressing gown and furry slippers
Um.. sure. What'ya got?

she wandered behind the bar.

'anything you want' she said, smiling.

'My friend Letisha was a sky goddess, she controlled the human soul - not the weather - she wished she could' Fen smiled, as she poured herself some water, she looked over to where Pluto was.

OOC: whats ur characters name?

she wandered behind the bar.

'anything you want' she said, smiling.

'My friend Letisha was a sky goddess, she controlled the human soul - not the weather - she wished she could' Fen smiled, as she poured herself some water, she looked over to where Pluto was.

OOC: whats ur characters name?
OOC: I use my RL name for my character's name, so Just call me by my nick name, Gene :)

IC: Controlled the soul? How so? I'll take some regular chocolate milk. One glass, please. I don't do alcohol.

'me neither, I have to keep this norwegian skin in touch' she said, giggling and poking her beautifully soft skin.

'yeah, she could see into peoples heads...I don't know much about it to be honest...it scares me' Fen said, bringing his chocolate milk and her water back to the table, she sat cross legged on the chair.

'me neither, I have to keep this norwegian skin in touch' she said, giggling and poking her beautifully soft skin.

'yeah, she could see into peoples heads...I don't know much about it to be honest...it scares me' Fen said, bringing his chocolate milk and her water back to the table, she sat cross legged on the chair.
Ahh. I see. Where is she now? Or would you rather not talk about her and talk about something else?

*recieves the milk*
Thanks :)

Fen sat there, trying to talk.

'Umm...well shes passed away...she had some...umm...mental problems and she had a fit' Fen said, stuttering.

'she left a beautiful daughter, a scruffy dog and a wonderful partner' Fen said, turning to Gene.

'Well thats the long and short of it' she said forcing a smile.

Fen sat there, trying to talk.

'Umm...well shes passed away...she had some...umm...mental problems and she had a fit' Fen said, stuttering.

'she left a beautiful daughter, a scruffy dog and a wonderful partner' Fen said, turning to Gene.

'Well thats the long and short of it' she said forcing a smile.
I see.

*Awkward silence as he doesn't know what to start talking about next*

So, what do you like to do in your spare time? Besides checking out my godly powers, that is... :D (j/k ;) )

'certainly are godly' she said, still sniffing.

'Well, as you know i am from Scandinavia, and am currently taking a break from my world snowboarding tour' she said.

'I was born onto a pair of ski's - not literally, i mean I have always been around, in or near snow' she giggled.

'certainly are godly' she said, still sniffing.

'Well, as you know i am from Scandinavia, and am currently taking a break from my world snowboarding tour' she said.

'I was born onto a pair of ski's - not literally, i mean I have always been around, in or near snow' she giggled.
Ahh...

I'm from Colorado, but I've been living in minnesota since 3. Years later now, I like to chase tornadoes and hurricanes, and fiddle around with the weather.

I've started liking snow when I got into high school. I used to ski when I was a kid, but I pretty much don't anymore... :/

Hmm... You seemed a little tense earlier, is something wrong?

'..........tense?' she said, looking confused.

'When you conjured up that thunderstorm, brought back memories of my stormchasing with my dad' she smiled.

'I was just tense about my friend...she died a couple of days ago...I am just trying to get on with life - mean or unfriend-like....but thats how I work' she said

'..........tense?' she said, looking confused.

'When you conjured up that thunderstorm, brought back memories of my stormchasing with my dad' she smiled.

'I was just tense about my friend...she died a couple of days ago...I am just trying to get on with life - mean or unfriend-like....but thats how I work' she said
Just a couple days ago? I'm sorry. I did not know that. My apologies. *stutters*

Well, I'm glad that my storm brought up old, happy memories. :)

'I suppose you have been monitoring the weather in all my snowboarding countries? - like scandinavia, switzerland, italy? if so...thanks' she said, placing a hand on his shoulder as she took their cups back,

'I suppose you have been monitoring the weather in all my snowboarding countries? - like scandinavia, switzerland, italy? if so...thanks' she said, placing a hand on his shoulder as she took their cups back,
*Suddenly jerks his head towards the computer screen, his heart racing*

*It was stormless for thousands of miles around.*

*Sigh of relief*

You're welcome. I did a Day After Tomorrow superstorm earlier, and I almost thought that I forgot to clear up the storms afterwards...

she walked back to the bar, yawning constantly.

'so you have anyone...love?' she asked,

'I would think a person with godly powers like yourself would be very popular with ladies' she said, loudly as she went out the back and washed the cups and glasses out.

she walked back to the bar, yawning constantly.

'so you have anyone...love?' she asked,

'I would think a person with godly powers like yourself would be very popular with ladies' she said, loudly as she went out the back and washed the cups and glasses out.
Nope. Sorry. I'm single. I actually don't have any ladies going after me. At least, I don't think so....

'awwww' she said smiling, offering him a fresh warm cookie.

'Take one' she smiled.

'I am most surprised' she said, getting Elle and reading it.

'awwww' she said smiling, offering him a fresh warm cookie.

'Take one' she smiled.

'I am most surprised' she said, getting Elle and reading it.
Alright. Thanks. :)

*Takes a cookie, consumes it normally, to remain gentlmanly*

You're surprised, huh?

'dont take that as some kinda chat-up line, my friend, she had a negative rep, I have a feeling people think I am the same' Fen said, munching on a cookie whilst reading her horoscope.

'Yeah I am surprised, a powerful weatherman like yourself, your good looking - I would' Fen said, dipping the cookie in some milk still with her head down reading.

'dont take that as some kinda chat-up line, my friend, she had a negative rep, I have a feeling people think I am the same' Fen said, munching on a cookie whilst reading her horoscope.

'Yeah I am surprised, a powerful weatherman like yourself, your good looking - I would' Fen said, dipping the cookie in some milk still with her head down reading.
Hmm? Don't take what as a chat-up line?

Well, I tend to have.... self-confidence or depression issues, which tends to scare away the ladies.

'awwww....I think your nice...depression? self confidence? you seem fine to me...if you ever wanna talk...speak to me alright?' Fen said.

'the chat-up line i didnt intend was about i am surprised you havent got a lady - anyway...I think your sweet' she smiled.

'can we be friends?' she asked.

'awwww....I think your nice...depression? self confidence? you seem fine to me...if you ever wanna talk...speak to me alright?' Fen said.

'the chat-up line i didnt intend was about i am surprised you havent got a lady - anyway...I think your sweet' she smiled.

'can we be friends?' she asked.
All right. I do tend to have trouble speaking up, but all right :)

Ahh. I see now.

I'm perfectly okay with being friends :)