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guiness or bud?



the choice is yours
It is a pity and a blasphemy that you cannot spell Guinness.

'never mind - mmmmm this is perfect after a day filled with snow and ice' Fen said.

'so...hows your love life?' she asked, undoing her plaits.

*sits ashamed in the corner, wondering how he can recover from such a STUPID mistake*


:headbang:

'never mind - mmmmm this is perfect after a day filled with snow and ice' Fen said.

'so...hows your love life?' she asked, undoing her plaits.
none existant really, I've been having some fun enjoying the single life with someone but he hasn't been around for a couple of days now

'oh ok, I can hardly see how you can be single, you are REALLY pretty' Fen said smiling, then blushing realising how much of a lesbian she sounded.

'I've been too busy boarding to find time for a guy....now i am having a break...I dunno....I dont wanna start here like Tish did' Fen said, looking down.

'oh ok, I can hardly see how you can be single, you are REALLY pretty' Fen said smiling, then blushing realising how much of a lesbian she sounded.

'I've been too busy boarding to find time for a guy....now i am having a break...I dunno....I dont wanna start here like Tish did' Fen said, looking down.
*blushes* thanks, I don't mind being single though as long as i'm having a bit of fun

well there's plenty of nice guys around here

*crawls out of the pits of his self pity*

'I know, I have already met Stag, and Fin' she replied.

'I feel so sorry for Stag, but I am taking him to see Tish daily so...its not so bad for him - its not safe for Nairobi to know...not at this age anyway' Fen said, altering her bikini.

*She sighs, retrieves her pint, and retreats to the rafters with it.*

*blushes* thanks, I don't mind being single though as long as i'm having a bit of fun

well there's plenty of nice guys around here

tut tut shouldnt you be in school?

*thinking to himself*
Bah. What the hell are you doing, Gene? It's obvious that no one wants to ever talk to you, so just get the heck out!

*Mops up the blood and nuclear radiation from the floor next to the pool*

*thinking to himself*
Good. Now get out before someone kicks you out, Gene.

*aloud*
Bye everyone.

*thinking to himself*
I doubt they'll miss me :rolleyes:

*Teleports out, back home to Deneb, takes care of national issues in the Empire, and goes to bed*

tut tut shouldnt you be in school?
no, i have a half day on Wednesdays! i finish at 1:05! not that i went this morning, but i don't care, I'm gonna leave anyway

Gene?? what the ???

'I know, I have already met Stag, and Fin' she replied.

'I feel so sorry for Stag, but I am taking him to see Tish daily so...its not so bad for him - its not safe for Nairobi to know...not at this age anyway' Fen said, altering her bikini.

I just told her that mummy ahd gone to stay with friends for a while, i hope that was ok?

'i should have brought a tape recorder' Smoky muttered.

'that was fine, thanks Tink' Fen said leaning over and hugging Tink.

'what do you think of Fin?' Fen asked, after a long pause.

OOC: school was shut today coz of the torrential snowfall! yay! hope its off tommorrow too *fat chance :(*

'that was fine, thanks Tink' Fen said leaning over and hugging Tink.

'what do you think of Fin?' Fen asked, after a long pause.

OOC: school was shut today coz of the torrential snowfall! yay! hope its off tommorrow too *fat chance :(*
*hugs* Fin's a good guy, he's a good fluffler too ;)


OOC: no fair! it hasn't snowed up here!

'that was fine, thanks Tink' Fen said leaning over and hugging Tink.

'what do you think of Fin?' Fen asked, after a long pause.

OOC: school was shut today coz of the torrential snowfall! yay! hope its off tommorrow too *fat chance :(*


torrential snowfall?
i thought they were blizzards.....

'Fluffler.....oh right!....really?' Fen asked with a mischevious grin.

'Hope he comes back this evening' she said smiling.

*thinks of a good excuse and heads for the bar*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/avalon_priestess/SNOW2.jpg (My back garden!) this is what we have had today

'Fluffler.....oh right!....really?' Fen asked with a mischevious grin.

'Hope he comes back this evening' she said smiling.
*smiles* maybe he will

'i really dont wanna sound like Tish, god shes such a flirt- its awful- if i do, please hit me' Fen giggled.

*makes a peace offering to the two girls in the hot tub, asking permission to join them.*

'i really dont wanna sound like Tish, god shes such a flirt- its awful- if i do, please hit me' Fen giggled.
lol, i probably wouldn't have the nerve to hit you

*makes a peace offering to the two girls in the hot tub, asking permission to join them.*
hop in!

'sure join!' Fen said, seeing the new bath tub groupie.

'well.....poke....if you cant hit' she replied.

'Hmm....i wonder who will be up for a snowball fight...in their swimwear!' Fen said.

Smokey asks as he slides in 'soo,,,,,, is this a conversation i can join?

'sure join!' Fen said, seeing the new bath tub groupie.

'well.....poke....if you cant hit' she replied.

'Hmm....i wonder who will be up for a snowball fight...in their swimwear!' Fen said.
lol, i think it's bit cold

Nekone wakes up... the headache is still there but now it's just an irritated throbbing.

wanders to the hot tub.

Mrowr
[scuse me]

Dunks his head into the water.

lol, i think it's bit cold


its 10 degrees here

'Smoky hun, you up for some snowball fighting? swimwear style?' Fen said, winking at the new hot-tub member.

'Too cold?!....this is mild and pretty tame!' Fen replied, laughing.

thats just not right....

but if i have to...


YIPEE!!!!

Nekone pulls his head out of the water... let's the excess drip off and pads up stairs to rest in an empty room.

MRrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[Tequila... never touch the stuff again....]

'hmmm....well....we could leave out the swimwear?...also Tink needs a date' Fen said, smiling.

*blushes in the akward silence*

'hmmm....well....we could leave out the swimwear?...also Tink needs a date' Fen said, smiling.
lol, no she doesn't, like I said I'm enjoying the single life, if I wanted a date I know who I'd ask

'not that I am implying you....just...if you know anyone' Fen said, blushing and stuttering.

'SORRY' Fen mouthed to Tink, Fens face was almost beetroot with embarrasment.

'SORRY' Fen mouthed to Tink, Fens face was almost beetroot with embarrasment.
*laughs* don't worry about it

'Awwww, its okay' Smokey replied

*wakes up from a couch, glass of water still in his hands*

*looks around confused and takes a sip*
Ugh... Water

'I dont wanna make my debut here a bad one'

*Shakes his head and sighs*
too many drunks...

not you of course, Fen

*Shakes his head and sighs*
too many drunks...
well this is a bar

'anyway....my skins gonna go all raisin-like' Fen giggled and stepped out, she dried herself and wrapped the pink towel around and went into the bar, flip-flopping along.

she saw the pirate from yesterday on the couch.

'Hey....you alright?' Fen asked, walking over and crouching next to him.

not you of course, Fen
but me.................?

*sits up, head aching*
Yeah, I'm fine. Had a nice little party yesterday. With tequila...
Well you know how it is. You've been in Uni

* Turns to Tink*
'So what do we do now?'

* Turns to Tink*
'So what do we do now?'
what would you like to do?

Hey guys, can I join you?
*Jon comes into the hot tub room*

Hey guys, can I join you?
*Jon comes into the hot tub room*
sure, hop in

'oh yeah....my uni days' Fen giggled.

'Let me help you up, have a walk around - theres loadsa snow outside' she smiled warmly.

i dunno...... wanna have a deep talk about life?

'oh yeah....my uni days' Fen giggled.

'Let me help you up, have a walk around - theres loadsa snow outside' she smiled warmly.
*takes his coat from a peg on the wall and holds open the door for Fennella*
*the cold wind instantly clearing his head a bit*

i dunno...... wanna have a deep talk about life?
erm..............ok

Thanks Tink!
*strips down to boxers and jumps in, causing a splash*
So whats new guys? Well, you're completely new, so lets start with the basics.
*holds out hand to new person*
I'm Jon, and you are...?

I was kidding

i am Smoky

Fennella grabbed her ski jacket

'thanks' she muttered as she went out.

she wrapped her arms around her waist to keep warm.

'this weathers great....I used to live with this 24/7 back in Norway' Fen smiled.

I was kidding
*looks relieved* phew!

i am Smoky
You're also not very talkative!
*puts his arm around Tinks*
And your name would be?:p

soooo...... how is everyone doing?

You're also not very talkative!
*puts his arm around Tinks*
And your name would be?:p
Roger

soooo...... how is everyone doing?
fine thanks, you?

Roger
Nice to meet you Roger, hmmm, Roger, isn't that a bit of a mans name? You don't look much like a man to me!
*examines certain parts closer*
Nope, definitely a woman!:p

Nice to meet you Roger, hmmm, Roger, isn't that a bit of a mans name? You don't look much like a man to me!
*examines certain parts closer*
Nope, definitely a woman!:p
*pokes* that's naughty! :p

from the door way leading to the Hot tub.

"Hmmph... at least get a room you two."

from the door way leading to the Hot tub.

"Hmmph... at least get a room you two."
Hey there Bits, you know you want to join us really!

'Ya know, you two would make a cute couple.' Smoky said

Fennella grabbed her ski jacket

'thanks' she muttered as she went out.

she wrapped her arms around her waist to keep warm.

'this weathers great....I used to live with this 24/7 back in Norway' Fen smiled.
Norway ej?
*shudders*
I'll take a tropical island

'Ya know, you two would make a cute couple.' Smoky said
*laughs* what's with people trying to hook me up today?

*Sighs*
Nobody seems to catch sarcasm these days...

*laughs* what's with people trying to hook me up today?
Brilliant, Tinks wants to be single, and everyones making recommendations. I'm looking for a girlfriend and all single women within ten miles disappear!

Fen laughed.

'sometimes because the sun reflects off the snow, it increases the temperature, not long ago, Norway had a period of being hotter than Jamaica' Fen said, as they walked along the path which was covered in fluffy white snow.

'You been down lately? hence why your drinking?' she asked, feeling daring.

well.... you cant exactly expect sucess with that approach, Jon

Brilliant, Tinks wants to be single, and everyones making recommendations. I'm looking for a girlfriend and all single women within ten miles disappear!
I don't think you've met Fen but she's looking for someone.............



have you seen DF recently?

nah, shes got the pirate

*Sighs*
Nobody seems to catch sarcasm these days...oh they do... but it's better if it's played upon. :p

[goes to locker room and comes out in a two piece. ]
[sits across tinks, between Roger and Jon.]

Fen laughed.

'sometimes because the sun reflects off the snow, it increases the temperature, not long ago, Norway had a period of being hotter than Jamaica' Fen said, as they walked along the path which was covered in fluffy white snow.

'You been down lately? hence why your drinking?' she asked, feeling daring.
No no. Not at all. I've hardly been happier. In love with Orchid - you met her yesterday right? -, no demons...
*smiles*
...AND I'm a fun loving guy, so I'm hardly ever down

Why hello there Queen Bitsy!
*hugs*

Brilliant, Tinks wants to be single, and everyones making recommendations. I'm looking for a girlfriend and all single women within ten miles disappear!maybe that's because they don't want their... "Women parts" examined so obviously. :D

Fen i mean

nah, shes got the pirate
no, the pirate has a gf

Why hello there Queen Bitsy!
*hugs**Huggles back*
Lady Tinks
*Huggles*
and... Roger I believe
*Huggles*

My names Smoky, how are you today?

'oh yes....shes really nice! I am glad your alright, if you ever wanna talk- I have to go and see Tish, I really dont like driving in this weather' Fen grunted annoyed.

'You know Fin well?' she asked.

Fen i mean

Huh?

maybe that's because they don't want their... "Women parts" examined so obviously. :D
Oh well, their goes my approach:(:p
Hows life treating your most royal highness?

My names Smoky, how are you today?Ahh. my mistake. Call me Bits.

and since I'm in a hot tub with two fine looking gentlemen and the fablous Tinks. I doing all right. :D

sorry Tink, i spaced on that one

Fin? The guy who was in here yesterday? Nah.
*breathes deep*
Say hi to Letisha for me

*Blushes*

*The doors of hades swing open and out of the smoking hell steps MORDRED!!!*
Tremble in fear mortals!!!
*the sound of crickets*

and since I'm in a hot tub with two fine looking gentlemen and the fablous Tinks. I doing all right. :D
Two fine looking gentlemen?:confused::eek: You meant me! Ok, got it now, thanks Bits.
*kisses her on the cheek*
Not so bad yourself;)

*wakes up under a booth from his opium induced high and walks up to the bar and looks for SPAM*

'I will....she should be back soon- fingers crossed' Fen said crossing her gloved fingers.

'So have you always been with orchid? If you dont mind me asking....I have always been single' Fen said smiling, pulling out her two plaits so they popped out under her fleecy alice band and earmuffs.

Bits, do you really think so?

*totaly perplexed at the lack of fear that his entrance induced Mordred sits quietly at a table stiring a mug of pepermint tea. his ego compleatly crushed*
:(

whos the guy with the cape and slippers?

Not very long. And I don't remember about my love life before that... But I'd probably been single while roaming the seven seas. Back in ye olde days

Bits, do you really think so?with a wry smile she slowly sinks into the water...



and resurfaces a moment later wiping the water off of her face.


"Sorry, what about?"

Fen giggled.

'your funny' she added.

this just dawned on me:
Ive been talking with two BEAUTIFUL women and i haven't made a fool of myself!! :cool:

whos the guy with the cape and slippers?

*looks at his feet and notices he is wearing slippers and a cape then takes of the cape but decides to keep wearing the slippers*

'what do you think of that new guy who was in the tub with Tink and me?' Tish asked.

Two fine looking gentlemen?:confused::eek: You meant me! Ok, got it now, thanks Bits.
*kisses her on the cheek*
Not so bad yourself;)
ooc: I'll assume you were just going to respond to this;)

Fen giggled.

'your funny' she added.
That is the general opinion of me. Even when I try to be a bad ass pirate - and believe me, I've tried - people think I'm funny.
*chuckles*

I feel bad for Jon....

I feel bad for Jon....
Oh really? Why's that?

'what do you think of that new guy who was in the tub with Tink and me?' Tish asked.
OOC: *ahem* Fen

IC:
He was grumpy. Haven't met him before though

*looks around for some one to talk. spots Sparklemist and starts toward her. then notices that she is having a nice conversation with some one allready.*
this is not my day
*heads back to his table*

*looks around for some one to talk. spots Sparklemist and starts toward her. then notices that she is having a nice conversation with some one allready.*
this is not my day
*heads back to his table*
why don't you come join us in the hottub?

your just not having much kuck with the ladies, my friend.

this just dawned on me:
Ive been talking with two BEAUTIFUL women and i haven't made a fool of myself!! :cool:see. just be yourself. Don't try to impress.

Luck, i mean....

ooc: You're ignoring me Bits:(:(:(

IC:
Meh, it'll pass. Not like I'm not used to it.

'anyway, had better go and get my mag and cigarettes' she said walking back into the bar. she sat down alone and continued to drool over clothes she could never have.

why don't you come join us in the hottub?

*mistakes that she is calling him he runs towards the hot tub and executes a perfect swan dive into the 3 feet of water*

Thats really sweet of you, Bits. Thank you :)

*has his coat half off when his eyes falls on the clock*
Shite. Have to run. See you later all!
*puts the coat back on and walks out again*

ooc: I'll assume you were just going to respond to this;)sorry, didn't know I was suppose to respond. Looks at Jon... after all, you seemed to be more with Tinks. Don't want her getting jelous now, do we? ;)

why don't you come join us in the hottub?

*Looks at the water longingly*

sorry I can't get my stiches wet or the bandages over my eye for that matter

Fen saw Mordred and smiled sweetly, hoping he would come and talk to her, she wanted to know EVERYONE at the club.

well Mordred, you could still talk with us. Who knows? Maybe you'll have better luck with the girls than Jon is. ;)

ooc: You're ignoring me Bits:(:(:(

IC:
Meh, it'll pass. Not like I'm not used to it.OOC: No I'm busy at work. :mad:

*climbs out of the tub and goes to the bar for a drink*

Yea well my luck with girls sux I got dumped for a gay guy by my last girlfriend
that sucked oh well.
*notices that Sparklemist is by her self*
well lets see if my luck still sux. bet she slaps me after a few minutes of talking.
*walks over to Sparklemist*
hi

Hey Tink, could you get me one?

Hey Tink, could you get me one?
what do you want?

*starts doing the dead man's float in the middle of the hot tub bumping in to random people in the tub*

what do you want?
ummmm.... how 'bout a nice Harpoon Ale?

is he still alive?

sure *gets his drink and an orange juice for herself and takes them back to the tub and slides back in*

'Hey again Mordred' Fen said smiling sweetly, shifting her magazines out of the way for him to sit down.

'Water?' she asked, looking deep into his eyes.

*climbs out of the tub and goes to the bar for a drink*Tsk, Tsk. You two were so facinated by me, you left Tinks feeling neglected...

http://img138.exs.cx/img138/3989/image1093qj.jpg
Afternoon... anything avaliable to drink?

Tinks isn't jealous, right Tinks? Besides, I talk to Tinky every day, you're not here very often!

Tinks isn't jealous, right Tinks? Besides, I talk to Tinky every day, you're not here very often!
not at all, what have I got to be jealous of?

is he still alive?

*turns over in the water and spits a stream of water in the air and sits up in the tub*
HIYO

'Hey again Mordred' Fen said smiling sweetly, shifting her magazines out of the way for him to sit down.

'Water?' she asked, looking deep into his eyes.

Sure y not?
*sits*
um so do you like it here?

*Looks at Bong man and puts his head underwater*
Where were we? See Bits, she isn't jealous, she knows I love her, right Tinks?

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! :eek:

*Looks at Bong man and puts his head underwater*
Where were we? See Bits, she isn't jealous, she knows I love her, right Tinks?
yep

*pours some water*
'Yeah, everyones really nice, its gonna be great here to take a break from my snowboarding/skiing tour - tell you what....I am so tired' she said smiling, placing her hand on his for bout 2 seconds then taking it away.

'How long you been here? not long?' she asked sitting back, elegantly sipping her water.

yep
*puts his foot on bong mans head instead and puts one arm around Tinks and one around Bits*
Hmmmm, I must have died and gone to heaven! *cringes, awaiting a slap*

i think that the flailing of limbs is a sign of pain...

*puts his foot on bong mans head instead and puts one arm around Tinks and one around Bits*
Hmmmm, I must have died and gone to heaven! *cringes, awaiting a slap*
*puts her head on Jon's shoulder* have you seen DF recently?

*puts her head on Jon's shoulder* have you seen DF recently?
*strokes her hair*
Sorry Tinky, I haven't. You missing him?

seeing as no one else will....

*cracks Jon upside the head*

*pours some water*
'Yeah, everyones really nice, its gonna be great here to take a break from my snowboarding/skiing tour - tell you what....I am so tired' she said smiling, placing her hand on his for bout 2 seconds then taking it away.

'How long you been here? not long?' she asked sitting back, elegantly sipping her water.

I spend most of time on the go but i've been here long enough to know some people.*sighs* yea my life stinks but I'm not complainig. i could always have his life.*points toward the bong man*

*strokes her hair*
Sorry Tinky, I haven't. You missing him?
yeah, a bit, but don't tell him

seeing as no one else will....

*cracks Jon upside the head*
*smacks him one then goes back to resting his head against Tinks*

'awww so we share something then....always being on the go...I am sure your life doesnt stink' Fen said.

'I cant smell anything bad around here' she giggled, slapping his arm playfully again.

Fen, Mordred!

come join our happy-hot-tub-party/talk-thing!

*puts his foot on bong mans head instead and puts one arm around Tinks and one around Bits*
Hmmmm, I must have died and gone to heaven! *cringes, awaiting a slap*

*slowly submereges under water then the Jaws theme song starts to play .......................Then he swims up to Sanctaphrax and bites his foot

owwww.... delayed reflexes :(

yeah, a bit, but don't tell him
I'm sure he knows it, and don't worry, he'll be back, if I knew you were waiting I wouldn't be able to stay away!

I'm sure he knows it, and don't worry, he'll be back, if I knew you were waiting I wouldn't be able to stay away!
lol

notices a gem flashing on one of her bracers...
"whoops... time to go..."
Gets up and quickly dries off.
"Nice meeting you smokey... see ya Tinks and Jon."

runs out with the towel. "I'll return this when I come back Tinks!"


As she heads outside, a Helicopter decends to take her back to her duties.

*slowly submereges under water then the Jaws theme song starts to play .......................Then he swims up to Sanctaphrax and bites his foot
Oops, sorry, didn't see you there.
*picks him up and throws him into Mordred and Fenella*
Sorry guys, someone had to take him and I wasn't volunteering.

'Its alright, I am fine just sitting here talking to my new pal' Fen said.

' my raisin like skin is still trying to return back to normal' she added with a laugh.

Uuuh, bye Bits! Until next time we meet!

that was a dramatic exit....

*smiles at fen and pokes her lightly on the forehead*
trust me it took me a long time to get this clean.

Stag came in rubbing his back
'I don't suppose anyone got the numberplate of that helicopter. I think it may have landed on me while I was dozing off'

just a thought:
How can Bits afford a helicopter?

'you seem a lovely guy to me....dont put yourself down' she said, smiling - she playfully poked him in the side quite hard.

'You go get em' she giggled softly.

Oops, sorry, didn't see you there.
*picks him up and throws him into Mordred and Fenella*
Sorry guys, someone had to take him and I wasn't volunteering.

*pulls a brick of C4 from under his jacket and duct tapes it to bong boys head then througs him out a window*
not intrested mate.

just a thought:
How can Bits afford a helicopter?
Taxpayers money I guess. She's a queen, and a very good one at that I would guess.

Stag came in rubbing his back
'I don't suppose anyone got the numberplate of that helicopter. I think it may have landed on me while I was dozing off'

Fen turned to see Stag
'Stag!!!!!! meet my friend Mordred' Fen said.

'Ohh, you look a bit...umm...' she said examining him.

just a thought:
How can Bits afford a helicopter?

'Why she collected enough kit kat wrappers of course, remember, don't leave them for the bin man.'

*Runs out to Bong and sticks the blasting cap into the brick of plastique, runs the wires and hands the big red button to Mordred.*

*sneaks back in and throws the c4 in the hot tub and yells*
" FIRE IN THE HOLE"
*then runs out to his muddy hole out back
ooc: g2g

'stop it you two' Fen said, grabbing Mordreds hand and dragging him away to avoid further trouble.

'try not to fight with that guy EVERYTIME you see him' she said smiling as she poked his nose with her slender finger.

Fen turned to see Stag
'Stag!!!!!! meet my friend Mordred' Fen said.

'Ohh, you look a bit...umm...' she said examining him.

'Ah, the name's, er, well what she said really. Yes I'm afraid several tons of landing steel can do that to the human spine. But the ground was soft' He said as if this made it better

'try not to fight with that guy EVERYTIME you see him' she said smiling as she poked his nose with her slender finger.
ooc: She's never seen him. This is Fen not Tisha.

ooc: She's never seen him. This is Fen not Tisha.

ooc: I was WONDERING about that :p

We've met. well I've got to go.
Stands and kisses Fens hand it was nice meeting you
*exits*
00c: see yas

but of course Bong forgot the Big Red Button

We've met. well I've got to go.
Stands and kisses Fens hand it was nice meeting you
*exits*
00c: see yas

ooc: Seeya Black

OOC: see you.

IC:
'Hey Stag' Fen said, as she returned seeing Mordred leave.

'You alright today? the roads are a bit god forsaken, you still wanna go and see Tish?' Fen asked, offering him some water.

'I have some potions to help with your back' she said,

is this from the occult?

i hope its not

OOC: see you.

IC:
'Hey Stag' Fen said, as she returned seeing Mordred leave.

'You alright today? the roads are a bit god forsaken, you still wanna go and see Tish?' Fen asked, offering him some water.

'I have some potions to help with your back' she said,

Stag took the sweet smelling water, sharing the belief of everyone who came from where he did that anything with herbs in had to be good for you.
'Ah, thank you' He sipped the bitter tasting concoction and pulled a face
'Yes, I most certainly do. I don't even know exactly why she left. She didn't even leave a note...' He looked down a his drink

cuz thats creepy

is this from the occult?

Well in the club we have, lesee, an angel of death, a supersized house cat, my character would take too long and han't quite surfaced yet, a godess (or near enough I think....) and a fairy land owner. So probably :D

OOC: you have a tg stag

IC:
'She didn't leave, she was taken away, Tink did it, it was for her own good honey, she wasnt in a good frame of mind to write a note either' Fen said, standing up and crouched by his chair, she looked up to him, her hands on his...she smiled supportively with a tear in her eye.

'Now...your back...how about you come with me, I can sort it out?' she said standing up, and retrieving some bottles of clear, thick, herbal smelling liquid.

Ah yes, and regular demon apparitions every friday, so come on down!

*Realized that he was late for his job interview and jumped out of the tub, dried off, and ran out the door as he said* 'Bye all!

occ:bye

OOC: you have a tg stag

IC:
'She didn't leave, she was taken away, Tink did it, it was for her own good honey, she wasnt in a good frame of mind to write a note either' Fen said, standing up and crouched by his chair, she looked up to him, her hands on his...she smiled supportively with a tear in her eye.

'Now...your back...how about you come with me, I can sort it out?' she said standing up, and retrieving some bottles of clear, thick, herbal smelling liquid.

He blinked away somthing in his eye and got up, not meeting his eyes with hers.
'Er, yes thank you.' He eyed the bottles suspiciusly but followed her into the next room

Fen lead him to the shower room with the table.
'Lay down' she said smiling..

she then got to work rubbing the soothing muscle oils into the tense parts of his back. She didnt talk about Tish.

'If its any consolation, i know when she will be released' she said, after contemplating whether to say it or not. she worked extra hard into the bruised parts.

'Is that feeling any better?' she asked, with more spirit and happiness in her voice.

*relaxes in the warm water, with his arm around Tinks. He smiled and closed his eyes*
Soo tired + bored, I'll fall asleep if you don't keep me amused!

Fen lead him to the shower room with the table.
'Lay down' she said smiling..

she then got to work rubbing the soothing muscle oils into the tense parts of his back. She didnt talk about Tish.

'If its any consolation, i know when she will be released' she said, after contemplating whether to say it or not. she worked extra hard into the bruised parts.

'Is that feeling any better?' she asked, with more spirit and happiness in her voice.

'Well it may not smell much better' He laughed 'But it does feel better'
His ears pricked up when he heard the name Tish
'You know when Tish will be released?' He turned over to face Fen
'When?' He asked

'cover up dear' she giggled, giving him a towel for his lower regions.

'well in about a months time...ish' Fen said, shuffling to sit on the bench with him too....Fens face was scarily similar to Tish...but her personality and hair was completely different - confused to be sisters many times.

*walks back into the club and sits at a chair*

*shakes his head at Jons antics as he walks to the hot-tub and slips in*

'cover up dear' she giggled, giving him a towel for his lower regions.

'well in about a months time...ish' Fen said, shuffling to sit on the bench with him too....Fens face was scarily similar to Tish...but her personality and hair was completely different - confused to be sisters many times.

ooc: Dear god, I didn't realise he was undressed! :eek: oops :D

Stag grabbed the towel and put it over himself embarressed
'Er, yes, sorry about that' He blushed
'Two months?' He sighed
'I didn't realise she needed to be in the place so long. Well, I'll be there when she comes out.' He looked up and was caught by the similarity between her and Tish. He frowned and caught a lock of her hair between his fingers and then let go
'I'm sorry, what relationship did you say you had with Tish? Its just the similarity is, well too much to not be family isn't it?'

'best friend' she replied.

'very weird, to be honest, I am sure we are related!' Fen giggled, she felt a little tingle of anxiety and excitement as he touched her soft thin hair.

'best friend' she replied.

'very weird, to be honest, I am sure we are related!' Fen giggled, she felt a little tingle of anxiety and excitement as he touched her soft thin hair.

'Best friend? Ah.' Somthing in the back of his mind was shouting for attention
'Wait, if memory serves, Tish used to be in an, er, house of ill repute, with whoosit who used to abuse young girls. You werent one of- ?'

'oh yes...I was there' she said, looking away and shedding some tears.

'Ryan...did the same to me too' she said, getting closer to him.

'oh yes...I was there' she said, looking away and shedding some tears.

'Ryan...did the same to me too' she said, getting closer to him.

'Oh,' He was slightly taken aback as she got closer to him and started crying. He put an arm round her carefully and patted her back with the traditional
'There there'

'I told her not to go....she wouldnt listen...then I got dragged into it all- my parents threw me out, Tish and I had to stick together' Fen said.

'Oh well, theres only myself to blame' she said smiling.

she gently stroked his face for a second.

'Tish was right about you....you are a truly amazing man' she said,

*smirks at Jon* didn't realise I was here just to keep you amused

*smirks at Jon* didn't realise I was here just to keep you amused
If you keep that up I'll get confused between you and DF, smirking all the time!
And no, you're not here just to keep me amused, you're here because you love spending time with me, remember?*nudges*

'I told her not to go....she wouldnt listen...then I got dragged into it all- my parents threw me out, Tish and I had to stick together' Fen said.

'Oh well, theres only myself to blame' she said smiling.

she gently stroked his face for a second.

'Tish was right about you....you are a truly amazing man' she said,

'Oh, well, thank you' He smiled sheepishly and reminded himself this was not Tish. But all the same he felt sorry for this girl who had gone through the same as Tish, been abused the same way. He took out a tissue and wiped her eyes then gave it to her
'This Ryan person, how many girls did he abuse eventually?'

'i am so sorry' she said, she took the tissue gratefully.

'Its what he did to us...back in Russia...he tainted us' she said.

'well there were only a few he did it to...but there were about 15 girls he had' she smiled.

If you keep that up I'll get confused between you and DF, smirking all the time!
And no, you're not here just to keep me amused, you're here because you love spending time with me, remember?*nudges*
don't make me think about DF :(

don't make me think about DF :(
Sorry, it was meant as a compliment.
*sighs*
Maaaan, I really am not good at this stuff!
*puts his arm around her and squeezes gently*

Sorry, it was meant as a compliment.
*sighs*
Maaaan, I really am not good at this stuff!
*puts his arm around her and squeezes gently*
*sighs* it's ok

'i am so sorry' she said, she took the tissue gratefully.

'Its what he did to us...back in Russia...he tainted us' she said.

'well there were only a few he did it to...but there were about 15 girls he had' she smiled.

'Well, all of you seem to be getting on with your own lives wonderfully. Commendable really after what he did to you, I'm quite impressed'

she smiled at him.
'Thanks...yeah my snowboarding tour is really picking up...I am working my way up the rankings' she smiled, sitting next to him again.

*sighs* it's ok
*he rested his head on her shoulder*
I promise you Tinks, Dem will be back, and I bet he'll be just as happy to see you as you will be to see him. Now how about a smile?
*cuddles*

she smiled at him.
'Thanks...yeah my snowboarding tour is really picking up...I am working my way up the rankings' she smiled, sitting next to him again.

'Snowboarding? Impressive, I wonder if I should ask for your autograph' He smiled
'You know, I don't think I ever asked what Tish's job used to be......'

'You know, I don't think I ever asked what Tish's job used to be......'
ooc: Slut, gangster, dress designer, horse rider, any and all of the above.

she got a piece of paper from her bag and signed it for him, she handed it to him...

'there' she smiled.

'Tish...umm...last i knew she was a wedding dress/fashion designer' Fen said pulling a confused face.

*he rested his head on her shoulder*
I promise you Tinks, Dem will be back, and I bet he'll be just as happy to see you as you will be to see him. Now how about a smile?
*cuddles*
*cuddles* thanks

ooc: Slut, gangster, dress designer, horse rider, any and all of the above.

ooc: A most varied and interesting carreer :p

'whats your job?' she asked, resting her head lightly on his shoulder.

*cuddles* thanks
You're welcome.
*dives into the water, kicking his legs as he dived down, making sure to splash Tinks, then came up again and splashed her some more*

she got a piece of paper from her bag and signed it for him, she handed it to him...

'there' she smiled.

'Tish...umm...last i knew she was a wedding dress/fashion designer' Fen said pulling a confused face.

He looked at the piece of paper and tucked it in his pocket
'I'll bet in a few years this may be worth quite a bit. You may have just signed over my retirement' He grinned

she smiled up at him.
'I doubt it' she said, sighing heavily.

You're welcome.
*dives into the water, kicking his legs as he dived down, making sure to splash Tinks, then came up again and splashed her some more*
oy! *splashes back*

oy! *splashes back*
*lifts her up into his arms and contemplates the drop into the water*
Well Tinks, you wanna go for a swim?

ooc: brb

*lifts her up into his arms and contemplates the drop into the water*
Well Tinks, you wanna go for a swim?
sure

she smiled up at him.
'I doubt it' she said, sighing heavily.

'Oh really? Why might that be?' He asked curiously

sure
*smiles*
Glad to hear it.
*drops her into the water*

*smiles*
Glad to hear it.
*drops her into the water*
grrrrrrrrrrrrr *pulls his boxers down* haha! :p

*runs in and waterbombs the outdoor swimming pool fully clothed* WOOOOHOOOOO!

grrrrrrrrrrrrr *pulls his boxers down* haha! :p
Tinks!?!?! You being a bit suggestive?
*covers the area with one hand and pulls boxers up with the other*
Now surely etiquette dictates I have to return the favour no?

Tinks!?!?! You being a bit suggestive?
*covers the area with one hand and pulls boxers up with the other*
Now surely etiquette dictates I have to return the favour no?
no............

no............
*grins*
I think it does.
*catches Tinks and moves his hands to her bikini bottoms.....













































....And grabs her by the legs and ditches her into the water again*
You got lucky this time my dear!

grrrrrrrrrrrrr *pulls his boxers down* haha! :p

ooc: Woo! PG 16!

ooc: Woo! PG 16!
ooc: Look away! Sick bastard. *mutters*

'coz snowboarders dont get 'famous'' she said.

'They hardly get any recognition on the world sport scene, its all football, rugby and cars' she said rolling her bright blue eyes.

*grins*
I think it does.
*catches Tinks and moves his hands to her bikini bottoms.....













































....And grabs her by the legs and ditches her into the water again*
You got lucky this time my dear!
i think you got lucky for not getting a slap for not watching where you put your hands! :p

ooc: Look away! Sick bastard. *mutters*

ooc: I wasn't looking!




But what do I do with this footage?

'oh well....the moneys excellent...but you just dont get any recognition' she said, jumping off the table. she was still in her bikini from the hot-tub.

'coz snowboarders dont get 'famous'' she said.

'They hardly get any recognition on the world sport scene, its all football, rugby and cars' she said rolling her bright blue eyes.

'Well rugby players wear stupid hats, footballers are rediculously overpaid for the miniscule amount of work they must do, and I don't know much about cars exept when you press the pedal they go forward' He smiled
'Snowboarding seems a great improvement to me'

'thanks' she smiled as she stood in front of him, tilting her head to the side.

'jesus I am cold' she said, grabbing a towel and ruffling herself to warm up.

'should have changed' she commented looking down at her bikini.

'Tish is a lucky girl' she smiled, as she turned to leave.

i think you got lucky for not getting a slap for not watching where you put your hands! :p
I shall praise you nightly now for not slapping me!
*pretends to get down on hands and knees*

I shall praise you nightly now for not slapping me!
*pretends to get down on hands and knees*
good man! *pats his head*

'thanks' she smiled as she stood in front of him, tilting her head to the side.

'Tish is a lucky girl' she smiled, as she turned to leave.

'Oh, well thank you' He watched her turn to leave and hesitated for a second
'I don't suppose you'd like to stay for a drink?'

good man! *pats his head*
*lifts her up by the legs and dangles her upside down, her hair brushing the water*
On the count of three we go underwater ok?
*starts counting*

'Oh, well thank you' He watched her turn to leave and hesitated for a second
'I don't suppose you'd like to stay for a drink?'

'alright...thanks' Fen said, as she walked over to her locker and pulled out some hipsters and a loose top, she pulled them on, and slipped some shoes on too.

'Ready!' she said smiling, as she walked back to him.

*lifts her up by the legs and dangles her upside down, her hair brushing the water*
On the count of three we go underwater ok?
*starts counting*
*wraps her arms around his legs* if you let go, i won't move :p

*wraps her arms around his legs* if you let go, i won't move :p
*holds her up with one hand and tickles the sole of her foot with the other*
Let go and I stop, deal?