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If you could magicly find the perfect person to spend your life with, what would that person be like? Would the relationship be around money, love, sex?

What do you think?

they'd have to be funny and quite intelligent and a bit geeky, and have either an Irish, a posh southern, australian, a south african or american accent

If you could magicly find the perfect person to spend your life with, what would that person be like? Would the relationship be around money, love, sex?

What do you think?
take the partner i've got, and instill in him the uncontrollable urge to clean the bathroom twice a month.

an inellectual equal, someone i truly feel comfortable with - that i can talk to about anything, likes a very wide variety of music (but, of course, prefers rock :) ), she'd love me for who i am, and stay together no matter what i/we do. also preferably attractive, blonde (not that fussed actually, but if we're doing 'ideal'), GSOH and petite (really tall chicks just dont do it for me :confused: ).

that'll do me just fine ;)

take the partner i've got, and instill in him the uncontrollable urge to clean the bathroom twice a month.

LOL Brilliant.

Someone who fills out the missing chunks of my personality - motivation and organisation. Someone who'll let me rest my head on their lap when I'm feeling down and who'll do the same when they're feeling down. Someone who'll need me as much as I need them.

Someone who'll help me take over the world.... :cool:

an inellectual equal, someone i truly feel comfortable with - that i can talk to about anything, likes a very wide variety of music (but, of course, prefers rock :) ), she'd love me for who i am, and stay together no matter what i/we do. also preferably attractive, blonde (not that fussed actually, but if we're doing 'ideal'), GSOH and petite (really tall chicks just dont do it for me :confused: ).

that'll do me just fine ;)
*runs away to dye hair blonde*

they'd have to be funny and quite intelligent and a bit geeky, and have either an Irish, a posh southern, australian, a south african or american accent
posh southern funny semi-intelligent geek right here!!

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posh southern funny semi-intelligent geek right here!!

:fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Tink! it's a match made in heaven! :fluffle: :fluffle:

Tink! it's a match made in heaven! :fluffle: :fluffle:
clearly :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

The girl I'm currently after.

Obviously the ideal mate changed every few months.

Tink! it's a match made in heaven! :fluffle: :fluffle:

If the Nationstates forums are Heaven, I'd hate to see Hell.

If the Nationstates forums are Heaven, I'd hate to see Hell.

haha! same

If the Nationstates forums are Heaven, I'd hate to see Hell.
hell (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=373). well, purgatory ;)

hell (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=373). well, purgatory ;)
*screams and cowers in a corner*

hell (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=373). well, purgatory ;)

The...The Horror!

Hm. Maybe I'll contribute something to the thread, for a change.

So the ideal mate? I think i already met her before, but now she's dating some girl.

Anyway, somewhat geeky (if only to counterbalance my own geekitude), adventurous, intelligent, some interest in politics, art, film and music without being a complete protestaholic, somewhat lax in the religious department or at least willing to allow me to do so. Able to share a fridge, couch and bed with me, and shelf space with my extensive collection of action figures.

In the realm of the physical, I'm not exceptionally picky. Small is nice though, maybe 5'3-ish? As long as I could sit in a chair and have her sit comfortably sideways in my lap for a movie, it's all good. Hair colour is not an issue, though I do gravitate towards redheads, possibly because I'm one myself.

Oh, yes, alomost forgot. The ability to motivate me. Take that with whatever connotation you want.

oh i just thought of something else, i prefer guys to be older than me, but no more than 7 years older

Revolve around many things actually.

Someone who shares my dream, and wants to accomplish it with me, my partner that strengthens my weaknesses and although knows my weaknesses but still love me otherwise.

Loves to read, and has her own opinions regarding things but is willing to submit or compromise for the good of both our sake.

Christ centred, and has more or less similar moral and ethical values (which if she's a Christian, it should be around the same).

Not too many emotional baggages, I know some people who are just psycho.

Some extra's are love cooking (me too), love kids, and continually cheerful 24/7.

Easy. see "Read or Die" Yomiko Readman ^_^

ah yeah my ideal mate would also have to be a good cook, and be happy to teach me how to do it too

My ideal mate is someone who I find attractive, shares a good deal of my politcal views (or at least has views close enough to my own that I can deal with), and shares my love and passion for creating music. Bonus point if she likes the same sort of music I do.

After all the couple that play (music!) together, stays together.

Found her.

Married her.

And it's about love, trust, friendship, respect, support, humour, and about a ziillion other things.... including sex :D

ah yeah my ideal mate would also have to be a good cook, and be happy to teach me how to do it too
I make an awesome sunday roast! and i'm good at baking cakes too!

I've found him, and I live with him. :cool:

an inellectual equal, someone i truly feel comfortable with - that i can talk to about anything, likes a very wide variety of music (but, of course, prefers rock :) ), he'd love me for who i am, and stay together no matter what i/we do. also preferably attractive, dark (not that fussed actually, but if we're doing 'ideal'), and taller than me (5'3", not hard!).

that'll do me just fine ;)

I mostly agreed with this, but attempted to change it to apply to me - hope PM doesn't mind :) Hope it still counts as a "quote". Plus, make him musical, motivated and understanding about my health issues.

hell (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=373). well, purgatory ;)
You've got it all wrong.
This is hell. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29)

I have a puppet account to post in Hell.

Shares most of my political views, obviously don't want an Objectivist. Also interested in philosophy and such.

Well, she's about 5 ft. 6 1/2 in. in height, have medium to dark red hair; she'd be very intellectual and yet perfectly humble; she'd have all the social graces and never slip in public - everyone would love her. She'd have to be able to sing well, love me very much, dress well, never be a bore, always display her good sense of humor and ability to engage in interesting polite conversation, love animals, love books, and always love a good opera.

I wouldn't mind her sharing my conservative political views either, and she'd also have to have at least a slight interest in history, comparative religion, and classic literature.

You've got it all wrong.
This is hell. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=29)
you're all wrong. THIS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8249659#post8249659) is Hell.

I mostly agreed with this, but attempted to change it to apply to me - hope PM doesn't mind :)
not at all :)

I make an awesome sunday roast! and i'm good at baking cakes too!
i love sunday roast! :p

If you could magicly find the perfect person to spend your life with, what would that person be like? Would the relationship be around money, love, sex?

What do you think?

I already live with the perfect person. My wife.

:D

I'm not just saying that because she is armed, either. ;)

i love sunday roast! :p
oh good! you think this is heaven? just you wait till you've tried my yorkshire puddings!

Fooooood! *faints*

Gosh, good thread! Just last night, I was having this internal battle about what an ideal mate really was. Security verses passion, or both. Nonetheless, perhaps since I can remember, I have had this vision in my heart, which fearfully, I am quite in love with, not to mention attached to.

This ideal is:

Urban going yet nature loving- dark brown hair- spectacles- light spring in his step- angelic smile of innocence with a hint of mischief right under his collar- swiss army cologne wearing- intellectual -amazing cook and tantric lover- pianist/ musician- shapeshifter - magician- wizard - guru- graceful- genteel- playful- hypersensitive- a big baby- cupid like- incredibly shy yet aggressive- insatiable romantic- eastern philosopher- velvety voice- geeky -nerdy- techno dork- sometime gamer- very successful- accomplished - yet down to earth- casanova type -into yoga and martial arts- environmental/ political activist for greater causes of good- lazor like perceptions and intuition- honorable- noble- and above all kind to a fault even - self realized.

No matter what I do, I cannot shake the yearning for this particular recipe. It's almost as if these ideal ingredients were hardwired into my heart's mind. Rather like my twin flame/ other half come to life.

Hey, do you guys really want to see Hell (http://www.backstreetboys.com/)?

Hey, do you guys really want to see Hell (http://www.backstreetboys.com/)?
lmao, it's funny cuz it's true!

oh good! you think this is heaven? just you wait till you've tried my yorkshire puddings!
yorkshire puddings!! http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif

oh good! you think this is heaven? just you wait till you've tried my yorkshire puddings!

The only Yorkshire Pudding I've ever seen is a maneuver we made up for the Diplomacy game.

yorkshire puddings!! http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif
yeah, most of my family is from yorkshire so i was taught by the best

Ok, so I have respectible character traits and stuff but at the rate I'm going, it'll be at least another few years before I come anywhere near close to finding an ideal mate. While there are many really nice girls at my school, most of em are already taken (or just don't want BFs), and I get "chased" around by a really shallow ditzy crowd :mad:

I'm stalking her.

The...The Horror!


Anyway, somewhat geeky (if only to counterbalance my own geekitude), adventurous, intelligent, some interest in politics, art, film and music without being a complete protestaholic, somewhat lax in the religious department or at least willing to allow me to do so. Able to share a fridge, couch and bed with me, and shelf space with my extensive collection of action figures.

In the realm of the physical, I'm not exceptionally picky. Small is nice though, maybe 5'3-ish? As long as I could sit in a chair and have her sit comfortably sideways in my lap for a movie, it's all good. Hair colour is not an issue, though I do gravitate towards redheads, possibly because I'm one myself.

Oh, yes, alomost forgot. The ability to motivate me. Take that with whatever connotation you want.

This, appart from the red hair, sounds like...me. Not only is spam the Horror, so is Heart of Darkness.
Stroudiztan, have you ever tried Colonial Diplomacy?

If you could magicly find the perfect person to spend your life with, what would that person be like? Would the relationship be around money, love, sex?

What do you think?

(1) I'd think he was smarter than me, and vice versa.
(2) He'd be incredibly committed to what he believed was moral.
(3) He wouldn't be a religious fundamentalist.
(4) He'd be three to seven years older than me.
(5) He'd be open-minded and enjoy debate.
(6) He'd have some reason for his political beliefs and wouldn't say "Oh, that's just my opinion" every time we debated.
(7) He wouldn't treat debate as some sort of competition in which the sole purpose is to defeat one's opponent.
(8) He wouldn't allow emotion to cloud his judgement. He'd be a very rational guy.
(9) He'd like me.
(10) He'd still like me if I gained two hundred pounds.
(11) He'd have some semblance of a sense of humor, but not mock things meant to be taken seriously.
(12) He wouldn't be obsessed with sex.
(13) He wouldn't do drugs of any sort.
(14) <insert all other positive character traits here>

This, appart from the red hair, sounds like...me. Not only is spam the Horror, so is Heart of Darkness.
Stroudiztan, have you ever tried Colonial Diplomacy?

Indeed I have. I haven't played any diplomacy in a while, unfortunately, since most of the gaming group I was part of back home are scattered to the winds. I'm not even sure some of them like me anymore, anyway.

Also, red hair is only a recommendation. We can't ALL be perfect, right?

yeah, most of my family is from yorkshire so i was taught by the best
sweet :D
well i make a pretty damn good bolognese sauce, and can (& do) cook chinese food (both properly - ie from raw ingredients :cool: ) but never get the chance to at uni :(

thats partly why im looking for a girl who can cook - i can a bit, and i do love food so very much...

sweet :D
well i make a pretty damn good bolognese sauce, and can (& do) cook chinese food (both properly - ie from raw ingredients :cool: ) but never get the chance to at uni :(

thats partly why im looking for a girl who can cook - i can a bit, and i do love food so very much...
*sigh* i think i love you :fluffle:

Indeed I have. I haven't played any diplomacy in a while, unfortunately, since most of the gaming group I was part of back home are scattered to the winds. I'm not even sure some of them like me anymore, anyway.

Also, red hair is only a recommendation. We can't ALL be perfect, right?

Here at Uni I've discovered reams of like-minded geeks, so my board-gaming activities have been quite rewarding lately. Diplomacy is definately a perrenial favorite though. :) There's a gaming store in Vancouver that has an open-gaming night on friday...possibly there's something similar where you live?

My ideal mate, I know her in real life.....heh shes hot, smart, a rocker.....thing is im not her ideal mate :( but then again i fit the part that never changes......intelligent, semi-atractive, faithful.

its funny tho i always feel like i dont belong....and she makes people feel they dont belong.....heh im so depressed

Here at Uni I've discovered reams of like-minded geeks, so my board-gaming activities have been quite rewarding lately. Diplomacy is definately a perrenial favorite though. :) There's a gaming store in Vancouver that has an open-gaming night on friday...possibly there's something similar where you live?

No such luck. The only game store in Chatham went under three years ago. Right now, my goal is to get out of New Brunswick and go some place with a shade of culture....well, Nerd Culture at least.

My ideal mate, I know her in real life.....heh shes hot, smart, a rocker.....thing is im not her ideal mate :( but then again i fit the part that never changes......intelligent, semi-atractive, faithful.

its funny tho i always feel like i dont belong....and she makes people feel they dont belong.....heh im so depressed
awwwwwwww :( have a fluffle :fluffle:

*sigh* i think i love you :fluffle:
:fluffle: w00t!

:( the worst thing is shes going out with a guy who is sooo racist and eveil i mean how does a white racist go out with a puerto rican buety?

bah im so depressed. i hope hearing about my tragedy helps any of you feel better :( .....life isnt fair

No such luck. The only game store in Chatham went under three years ago. Right now, my goal is to get out of New Brunswick and go some place with a shade of culture....well, Nerd Culture at least.

Cheers to that! *clinks a glass of ovaltine* *To next year in a urban centre of nerdy fun*

heh shes the one girl i know who listens to dream theater.......

Someone please tell me what a yorkshire pudding is. :confused:

Someone please tell me what a yorkshire pudding is. :confused:
they're made out of pancake mixture basically (eggs, milk and flour) but you put them in the oven, they look like this:
http://www.funkypancake.com/blog/stuff/DSC02160.jpg

they'd have to be funny and quite intelligent and a bit geeky, and have either an Irish, a posh southern, australian, a south african or american accent

American accents aren't the best, but they all fit me perfectly.

American accents aren't the best, but they all fit me perfectly.
I think guys from the southern states are a bit sexier than the northern ones but it's all good!

Ah, so that's a Yorkshire pudding.

Curiously, I speak very clearly and precisely - people up north have asked me why I say "clothes" instead of "close."

Tink, are you from Yorkshire? (I think that's a place. . . .)

loll im from Maryland so im in the middle.....my accent is like kurt cobain's

Curiously, I speak very clearly and precisely - people up north have asked me why I say "clothes" instead of "close."

Tink, are you from Yorkshire? (I think that's a place. . . .)
no, i was born and raised in Lancashire and now live in Cumbria, but my dad was from Yorkshire and my mum lived there from the age of 4/5 and most of my family is there

I am not looking for miss right. Just miss right now and if that lasts 50 years then its 1 hell of a right now.

ya i could never go for miss right now im in such need of emotional support...i recently had an emotional breakdown at school in wich several of my former friends literaly kicked me because i listen to emo

Ooh, I know those places! I know those places!! I just have to remember how far away each one is from London and I got it down. . . .

Ooh, I know those places! I know those places!! I just have to remember how far away each one is from London and I got it down. . . .
they're in the north so they're pretty far away

Only reason I know is 'cause my girlfriend was born in Berkshire.

my accent is like kurt cobain's
:eek: cool!

they'd have to be funny and quite intelligent and a bit geeky, and have either an Irish, a posh southern, australian, a south african or american accent
Sorry darlin', I'm taken. :D

I have my ideal partner already. How cheesy. :p

But he's gorgeous. He makes me laugh and giggle like no-one else. We're SO comfortable around each other, so we can do silly things and just be ourselves. We finish each others sentences, or even start them. :p He's super smart and cares about me and respects me. Yay, now I feel all warm and fuzzy. :fluffle:

Money doesn't enter into it, we're both broke students. But when we finish uni, we'll be comfortable, not wealthy. And kids are EXPENSIVE! :p

ya i even look like kurt except my hair is a much darker blondeish

ya i even look like kurt except my hair is a much darker blondeish
more coolness :cool:

apparently i look like jimi hendrix... except i'm white and have long hair instead of a 'fro... still cool tho :D

except i play bass guitar and cant write songs half as good

ya thats always cool cuz hendrix is a god

more coolness :cool:

apparently i look like jimi hendrix... except i'm white and have long hair instead of a 'fro... still cool tho :D
*sigh* marry me?

they love me very much.
there flat out rich.
they mutually agree with me to go to work,i get to stay home with the kids.
there very attractive.
they just loooovvveeee sex.
we both agree to have relationships outside the marriage but always to keep the other first.

they love me very much.
there flat out rich.
they mutually agree with me to go to work,i get to stay home with the kids.
there very attractive.
they just loooovvveeee sex.
we both agree to have relationships outside the marriage but always to keep the other first.
good luck with that! :rolleyes:

whats even funnier is ppl say i look like charles manson, jesus, and eric clapton....who apperntly all look the same

they love me very much.
there flat out rich.
they mutually agree with me to go to work,i get to stay home with the kids.
there very attractive.
they just loooovvveeee sex.
we both agree to have relationships outside the marriage but always to keep the other first.

ya um thats got as much of a chance of happening as a nirvana reunion :( or ozzy osbourne ever becoming the next white rapper....

*sigh* marry me?
you knows it :fluffle:


*hears wedding bells*

*imagines tasty, tasty wedding cake http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif*




whats even funnier is ppl say i look like charles manson, jesus, and eric clapton....who apperntly all look the same
mmm i get the jesus one :p
eric clapton is quite a compliment too :)

you knows it :fluffle:


*hears wedding bells*

*imagines tasty, tasty wedding cake http://www.ironmaiden.org/images/smilies/drool.gif*





:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

LOL ya clapton rocks any1 listen to DREAM THEATER?

Well they would have to be female first of all, since I am male, and I would just have to be able to have fun with them and they have fun with me, like we would like being around each other. Looks would sorta matter at first, I am not exactly the best looking person in the world or anything, but I'm not the ugliest either, but I think after a while, if we grew old and got fat together it would be ok, just for now I am young and looks do matter to a point, just as long as they don't look like the female version of yoko zuna it shouldn't be a problem.

LMAO a yokozuna is a champion sumo

ya um thats got as much of a chance of happening as a nirvana reunion :( or ozzy osbourne ever becoming the next white rapper....

But it has happened, so look out for the Ozzy Rap release. ;)

please dont even joke :mad: :headbang:

I found my ideal mate. :D

heh......*cries to himself*

LMAO a yokozuna is a champion sumo

Obivously you aren't familiar with the WWF from the early 90's.

My ideal mate is that she wouldnt mind me wielding a battleaxe in the house, challenge strange passerbys for a duel, and occasionally build a moat around my house ;)

Nah, i want a woman who can accept me for who I am, as long as she is beautiful in my eyes damn every1 else :p , and if she can semi cook we can both teach each other. I wouldnt care what race she is or what religion she worships, just as long as i can lay my head on her lap. Its very comfortable. :p And that we can laugh together and she do most of the talking cause i am naturally quiet, and never sleep on an argument

considering i was around 5 in the early 90s no im not

Damn being bi, I have to think of two now! :D

Ok, for teh female:
Much shorter than me, 5'3 at the tallest, hair that she can at least tie back, and if she had dark hair and short pigtails *swoons* i love that lol. She has to be pretty smart, politically has to be left or middle republican and Bush supporting (I can't stand a lot of the people I like, lol). Very liberal when it comes to sex, but not ready to have it yet. Likes my kind of music (punk/ska/rock), and doesn't like rap (Seeing my last gf I'm such a hippocrite on that).

For a guy:
Preferably gay and not bi like me. Tall, handsome, nice, not an asshole. Liberal, very very liberal. Preferably these are not fundamentally christian/catholic people cause I can't stand them. The music thing like the last one I'm not really picky on the guys. Oh, hair. Short, and if it's long it's gotta look hot. Mohawks are nice.

For both: Can cook, doesn't shove beliefs down my throat, and will deal with my emotional needs.

I probably left a lot out

why do ppl like pigtails? its like the world id filled with closet pedaphiles.....

Intelligent, kind, sensitive, self-confident, a good sense of humour. As a bonus, it would be nice if he looked like Johnny Depp and spoke with an English accent....lol. The relationship would be built on love, because i wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with him if it wasn't, but i would hope we would have a healthy sex life too. Money doesn't matter at all, as long as he's not living in a cardboard box in an alley somewhere..lol.

My Ideal mate?

Puh lease!

As if we'll ever meet eachother :rolleyes: :(

*Weeps uncontrollably*


I tend to strongly gravitate to women between the ages of 26 and 45. Same age as me is fine as well, and younger is okay also.

Shorter than me (I'm 5'2)

Boobs no bigger than F-cup, no smaller than C-cup

Black hair

Black or brown eyes

Either pale white skin, or Asian, preferably vietnamese or chinese or the like.

Weighs 110-120 lbs.

Into the same stuff I am (astronomy, astrology, mysticism, Pluto :D , loads and loads of sex)

Is atheist/agnostic and against abortion (I highly doubt that latter part :( )

Will help me implement my Plutonian Empire in RL

Rich enough to support my lazy, energy-hogging arse ( :D ), but NOT a golddigger.

I'm hoping she is a pisces or cancer. Other signs are okay, but I'm sure as hell not gonna go out with or reproduce with a taurus. My mother is a taurus, so you might see where I'm coming from with this.

Doesn't want children. (I used to want some, but then after meeting my 2 year old niece, I realized I'm not too patient with kids). One who does want kids is okay, but don't hold your breath.






Lemme guess. She doesn't exist?

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.......
*Runs away weeping uncontrollably, towards his hideout on Jupiter's core*

I don't know if I have an ideal. I don't want to be married. Someone that will let me do what I want. Someone that doesn't spend alot of time at work but makes a lot of money. Someone who is hot. Hot guys: Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, LP, and LM. :rolleyes:

Other signs are okay, but I'm sure as hell not gonna go out with or reproduce with a taurus. My mother is a taurus, so you might see where I'm coming from with this.
:(
What's wrong with us Taureans?

My perfect woman…

*drools*

Physically: she would be blonde, about 5’10 ft tall with long tanned legs and a fine feminine figure, tight butt and medium-sized breasts.

Personality: she would be kind/caring, yet vivacious and loving of life. My perfect woman would have to be a real 'girly girl' as well, into shopping, clothes, pedicures... all that stuff I'm not :D.

Ideally she would be great in bed, though our relationship would be centered around love, with the sex playing an important role. I'd certainly want her to be my wife.

they'd have to be funny and quite intelligent and a bit geeky, and have either an Irish, a posh southern, australian, a south african or american accent


I've got an American and can do pretty good Australian and Irish accents. lol

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Matthew

If you could magicly find the perfect person to spend your life with, what would that person be like? Would the relationship be around money, love, sex?

What do you think?


For me, it would go in this order, love, sex, then money. You have to have love for that special girl, sex is great and all but not as important as love, and money may buy you material things, but not happiness.

Take It Easy Everyone,

Matthew

they'd have to be funny and quite intelligent and a bit geeky, and have either an Irish, a posh southern, australian, a south african or american accent
What not Kiwi. :(

Mines Tink anyways

What not Kiwi. :(

Mines Tink anyways

I find American and European girls sexy. :)

:(
What's wrong with us Taureans?
My mom seems to have a short temper, and she never changes her opinion no matter how hard anyone may try. Because of that, I seem to have a bitter attitude towards taurean women. :(

But my mom's positives frequently outweighs her negatives, so that's a plus :)

(Sorry for taking a bit to reply. Had to restart my computer.)

Honestly..
All i want is a hippie who lives in Armidale, Australia (or someone who is willing to move there! or close) Honesty and Intelligence are a must. They're the only prerequisites! U don't even have to be a hippie! As long as u don't mind (or ideally support) the fact that i'm a Greens member. Actually... the kind of guy i want probably wouldn't be on an online forum. Oh well...

*grins* This'll be easy, since I've already found him. :D

My ideal man is sensitive and thoughtful, he's not afraid to be caught kissing me or hugging me in public. He is very intelligent, and one of the most open-minded and tolerant people I've met. He writes beautiful poetry and put together his own computer. oO; He's tall, and rather awkward looking with pale eyes and glasses.

-Asylum Nova

I find American and European girls sexy. :)
Aerou's not bad but shes just polite she dosent care.

Ive also seen that Pure Metal owns Tink so ill go with Jade from Miss Popularity. ;)


EDIT:
Incinuating Aerou is a guy is a criminal offence. ;)

(Sorry for taking a bit to reply. Had to restart my computer.)
You know if you didnt look up so much porn you wouldnt have so many virus' and hench not so much crashing. :D

You know if you didnt look up so much porn you wouldnt have so many virus' and hench not so much crashing. :D
:D :upyours: :D

EDIT: I think I saw a smilie on the internet somewhere that was the upyours and big grin smilies put together, but I don't remember where... :(

Aerou's not bad but shes just polite he dosent care.

Ive also seen that Pure Metal owns Tink so ill go with Jade from Miss Popularity. ;)

Yeah, Jade's damn hot. :D Hope she wins.

she would have to be around my age 17-25, no taller than i, intelligent, humourous, be willing to live with a star wars freak, like good sex twice a day, and would have to be able to live with a cop. BTW: i am looking!

Taller than me (5'7"), slim, dark hair a plus but not necessary. Smart, but not so smart that he doesn't think I'm brilliant. Liberal, non-religious, likes cats, and probably younger than I am. (I've only dated two older guys in my life) Steady emotionally (I don't need somebody nuttier than me) Cool tempered (cause I'm not) Neat (I need a little help there) and doesn't expect me to be domestic. Looking like Goran Visnjic (the Croation guy on ER) wouldn't hurt either. Able to cook would be nice. Having a decent job wouldn't hurt. But those things aren't necessary. Knowing his way around the bedroom is a huge plus. Well read. Gee I'm starting to sound picky.

My ideal guy would be a smaller nerdy guy (glasses are a plus)... preferrably an open minded one that wants kids someday! :D

My ideal guy would be a smaller nerdy guy (glasses are a plus)... preferrably an open minded one that wants kids someday! :D
I'm small and nerdy WITH glasses :D

But I'm not too comfy around kids.... :(

*Sulks in the corner of his jupiter's core hideout*

Ideal Mate?
I good buddy.
How are you?

I'm small and nerdy WITH glasses :D

But I'm not too comfy around kids.... :(

*Sulks in the corner of his jupiter's core hideout*


awwww, come back! :(

awwww, come back! :(
*Silently teleports back to earth*

*Sneaks up behind Jelinifer*

BOO!!! :D :fluffle:

Who cares about an 'ideal mate'. Don't worry about Mr/Ms. Right when you can have Mr/Ms. Right Now?

:) ;) :fluffle:

All the guys I've dated more than a few times definitely had a little geek in them. And since I'm not having kids, he'd better already have that out of his sytem. If he already has kids, it's cool as long as I don't have to live with them.

*Silently teleports back to earth*

*Sneaks up behind Jelinifer*

BOO!!! :D :fluffle:


*screams* :eek:

1) White (ideally of Western European origins, but Russian women are fine too. Also South African and Argentine women are good too :D)

2) Heterosexual

3) Calvinist + bible fundamentalist. Although as long as they believe in Christ and don't object to any children we'd have, being raised Calvinist, I'd not mind whatever denomination they're in, with exceptions (No Unitarians, no Methodists, no Mormons, no Jehovah Witnesses, no Episcoplians, no 7th Day Adventists)

4) Right-winger (At least nearly as right-wing as I am) (Not a false right-winger "Neo con" or "Red dog republican" who blindly follows the NWO puppets)

5) Traditional morality and traditional gender roles. Willing to have between 6-12 kids and help homeschool them.

6) Between 5'5-5'9, no taller than 5'11. Since I am 6'0, I don't want a woman who is as tall or taller than me. It'd feel very abnormal dating a woman that was so tall I'd have to stand on a chair to kiss.

7) A degree of intelligence such that we could carry on worthwhile conversations about serious issues. Also I'd like her to be able to articulate herself to me in a manner that is mature and sounds professional and as though she's thought long on the topics being discussed. People who use jive/ebonics slang and other worthless ways of talking, they sound like idiots and I can't respect an idiot.

8) Open to the possibility of around age 40-45, moving to a large commercial farm in either the Midwestern USA, Argentina, Bolivia, Chile, Uruguay, or South Africa.

9) (Added) Women who can speak several languages are even better. I myself know a good of Spanish and am working on learning lots more. I'm also teaching myself more and more Afrikaans since I don't know as much as I ought to know. Damn education system! They should have taught me Afrikaans!

*screams* :eek:
Oops. :(

Did I scare you? Here's something to cheer you up..

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Oops. :(

Did I scare you? Here's something to cheer you up..

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yay! :D

Hmm... Let's see...

A guy or girl who wouldn't mind helping raise 15 kids to be undiscrimitory, kind and loving and helping the problem kids fix their lives, having lots of animals, live in a tower with a lot of other people who raise their own crops, animals, and make their own cheese and live in a different society compared to this days one. I would want someone who could care less about race, religion and be quite eviromentally friendly and accept people for who they are, not what they appear to be. Oh yeah, humor and intellect is good too...

Oops. :(

Did I scare you? Here's something to cheer you up..

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No, but if she wasn't scared by the previous poster, she needs her head examined.

yay! :D
:D :D

So you're single, huh? :D ;) :fluffle:

:D :D

So you're single, huh? :D ;) :fluffle:



::nods yes::

No, but if she wasn't scared by the previous poster, she needs her head examined.
Which previous poster?
::nods yes::
Me too :D

Hmm... Let's see...

A guy or girl who wouldn't mind helping raise 15 kids to be undiscrimitory, kind and loving and helping the problem kids fix their lives, having lots of animals, live in a tower with a lot of other people who raise their own crops, animals, and make their own cheese and live in a different society compared to this days one. I would want someone who could care less about race, religion and be quite eviromentally friendly and accept people for who they are, not what they appear to be. Oh yeah, humor and intellect is good too...


This post...

Taller than me (5'7"), slim, dark hair a plus but not necessary. Smart, but not so smart that he doesn't think I'm brilliant. Liberal, non-religious, likes cats, and probably younger than I am. (I've only dated two older guys in my life) Steady emotionally (I don't need somebody nuttier than me) Cool tempered (cause I'm not) Neat (I need a little help there) and doesn't expect me to be domestic. Looking like Goran Visnjic (the Croation guy on ER) wouldn't hurt either. Able to cook would be nice. Having a decent job wouldn't hurt. But those things aren't necessary. Knowing his way around the bedroom is a huge plus. Well read. Gee I'm starting to sound picky.
I fit most of the aforementioned criteria, & I'm sure I'm way more than you could ever hope for when it comes to the "younger than I am" part. :D I'm only slightly above average when it comes to the smarts thing (which is hard not to be with the bunch of overgrown neandrathals us teenage boys are). & I'm great when it comes to navigating ("Knowing his way around the bedroom is a huge plus") :p . I hope you'll consider me-William Patrick Hill-Dixon

This post...
Ahh, yess. That..


I've always wondered how a nuclear blast would affect a medieval castle :D

Mwahahahahaaaahhhhhhhh! :D


But 15 kids? Psaw! I used to want Twenty one kids! :D

Ahh, yess. That..


I've always wondered how a nuclear blast would affect a medieval castle :D

Mwahahahahaaaahhhhhhhh! :D


But 15 kids? Psaw! I used to want Twenty one kids! :D

lol, yes, lots of kids... There's only one thing... I'm not having more than one birth kid... the rest I'm going around and adopting, because adopting is cool. *ish adopted*

I'm also 5'11" & 1/2 & havn't had a major growth spurt ("taller than me (5'7")

Very slim. Dark hair (dark brown, blue eyes, freckles). Wow, I'm everything you ever wanted (exept that ER guy). Oh yeah, & I don't watch TV (exept for the occasional south park or adult swim).

lol, yes, lots of kids... There's only one thing... I'm not having more than one birth kid... the rest I'm going around and adopting, because adopting is cool. *ish adopted*
Ooh, I want to corner you and ask you all about adoption. :p My partner and I are considering adopting, in addition to having biological children.

I've got 3 siblings too. Absolutly love kids!

Which previous poster?

Me too :D

I shouldn't mention names. *coughvoteearlycough*

I shouldn't mention names. *coughvoteearlycough*
I thought I'd refrain from commenting. Might get myself in twubble... :p

Ooh, I want to corner you and ask you all about adoption. :p My partner and I are considering adopting, in addition to having biological children.
lol... hm... lets see... I dunno much about it really, but it's nice to have contact with the birth parents, it lets a person know more about their biological families history ^_^ uhm... O_o but yeah... sometimes the adopted child can feel like an outcast because they are a tad different from the rest of the family, but usually the child can get by.
My beliefs are different from that of my adopted family and a tad different from my birthmom. Anyway, yeah, I dunno much about it, but it does help people who can't, or wont, provide good homes for their children.

I'm also 5'11" & 1/2 & havn't had a major growth spurt ("taller than me (5'7")

The last guy I dated was 6'4" and 7 years (30ish) younger. I suspect I'd be cradle robbing with you.

1. First and foremost He would not do drugs, drink alcohol, or smoke.
2. Would not be arrogant or blatantly ignorant.
3. Go all out to make me laugh on a bad day.
4. He could be atheist, agnostic, pagan, but mostly he would be humanistic.
5. He would love alternative rock, classic rock, think Nirvana still rocks, and rock out to classical music.
6. He would be virtuous, and have a strong sense of justice.
7. Know who Jeff Buckley is, and call him a beautiful songbird.
8. He would be able to skillfully wield at least one anchient weapon.
9. He would visit book stores more often than go to the movies.
10. Would grade horror films on their originality.
11. Would want to see a play based on Evil Dead and Army of Darkness.
12. Love his family, and mine. (and know when I speak ill of my family that I still love them.)
13. Thinks of pets as family.
14. Would want a family of his own one day.
15. Like or collect comics, mangas, or anime.
16. Be geeky, dorkie, goofish, but above all a romantic.
17. Have a sex drive to match mine.
18. Watch science channels rather than sports channels.
19. Could almost read my mind when I am not around.
20. But mostly What I want is that one guy that will fight, scratch, bite, kick, and scream to keep me from fading out of their life. I want that one guy that will tackle me to the ground out of sheer joy of seeing me. I want to wake up one cold, gray, rainy morning with that one person next to me and feel nothing but that warm fuzzy feeling.

lol... hm... lets see... I dunno much about it really, but it's nice to have contact with the birth parents, it lets a person know more about their biological families history ^_^ uhm... O_o but yeah... sometimes the adopted child can feel like an outcast because they are a tad different from the rest of the family, but usually the child can get by.
My beliefs are different from that of my adopted family and a tad different from my birthmom. Anyway, yeah, I dunno much about it, but it does help people who can't, or wont, provide good homes for their children.
How do you feel about adopting children from a very different culture to your own? Do you think it would cause problems with identity etc?

I guess you kinda alluded to it with contact with birth parents, that you should teach the children about their culture and stuff.

Ideal female mate...mmmm don't make fun of me you people

-No taller than me, beautiful dark hair. Nice inquisitive smile, straight forward and hard working. She has gotta want children, not to many not too few. I do not believe in marryiing unbelievers, so she would no doubt be an adament believer in Christ. My dream gal is dangerous and never lets me push her around. WE share the income, the chores, dinner, children...50-50. No stupid "Father does nothing but watch tv" AND no "Mother does nothing but make dinner and whine during sex" crap. We understand each other's boundaries in the sexual area, we understand each other's boundaries in the social life area. She supports my job ideas, but not so much that she will quit her job and move with me to some far off place..

Ultimately: I c/would never get bored of her, and she c/would never get bored of me.

Anyhow I gotta go.

1. First and foremost He would not do drugs, drink alcohol, or smoke.
2. Would not be arrogant or blatantly ignorant.
3. Go all out to make me laugh on a bad day.
4. He could be atheist, agnostic, pagan, but mostly he would be humanistic.
5. He would love alternative rock, classic rock, think Nirvana still rocks, and rock out to classical music.
6. He would be virtuous, and have a strong sense of justice.
7. Know who Jeff Buckley is, and call him a beautiful songbird.
8. He would be able to skillfully wield at least one anchient weapon.
9. He would visit book stores more often than go to the movies.
10. Would grade horror films on their originality.
11. Would want to see a play based on Evil Dead and Army of Darkness.
12. Love his family, and mine. (and know when I speak ill of my family that I still love them.)
13. Thinks of pets as family.
14. Would want a family of his own one day.
15. Like or collect comics, mangas, or anime.
16. Be geeky, dorkie, goofish, but above all a romantic.
17. Have a sex drive to match mine.
18. Watch science channels rather than sports channels.
19. Could almost read my mind when I am not around.
20. But mostly What I want is that one guy that will fight, scratch, bite, kick, and scream to keep me from fading out of their life. I want that one guy that will tackle me to the ground out of sheer joy of seeing me. I want to wake up one cold, gray, rainy morning with that one person next to me and feel nothing but that warm fuzzy feeling.

Aww that's so sweet ^_^

lol... hm... lets see... I dunno much about it really, but it's nice to have contact with the birth parents, it lets a person know more about their biological families history ^_^ uhm... O_o but yeah... sometimes the adopted child can feel like an outcast because they are a tad different from the rest of the family, but usually the child can get by.
My beliefs are different from that of my adopted family and a tad different from my birthmom. Anyway, yeah, I dunno much about it, but it does help people who can't, or wont, provide good homes for their children.


I don't like the idea of adoption, I won't raise another man's kids, that's just not something that I like the idea of. Of course if a friend or relative was to die or something, I'd strongly consider it if there was nobody else who was qualified and eager (and related or well known with the kids) who wanted to raise them.

For instance, your aunt and uncle get killed in a carjacking, do you let their kids get raised by some Neo-Con-artist or some Democan't.

What would you do if your brother and sister-in-law were killed in a farm attack, let their kids be raised by some traitor who probably voted ANC in 94?

I for one would then not only offer to raise the kids, I'd demand it, I'd be the loudest and most vocal on saying, "Hey, I'll do it! I'll do it!"

Of course this could only be possible once I get a steady and good paying job, which will be basically immediately after I get out of college.

How do you feel about adopting children from a very different culture to your own? Do you think it would cause problems with identity etc?

I guess you kinda alluded to it with contact with birth parents, that you should teach the children about their culture and stuff.

If I can, I'm going to travel all over the world and collect children from different cultures, so I think it's a good idea. It might cause some problems, but if you learn and teach as much as you can about their history, and if you can have contact with their real parents, then they should be fine. There are other things that can trigger identity... I'm having an odd crisis right now... A body/identity crisis... I feel like I should be a cougar or a dinosaur or something other than human and yet, I know I am human. It's a really odd feeling.

The last guy I dated was 6'4" and 7 years (30ish) younger. I suspect I'd be cradle robbing with you.
I forgot the yet, I've got close to 7 years & a major growth spurt or two. Who cares...cradle robbing...whatever :( *cries, see I'm sensitive too!*

I don't like the idea of adoption, I won't raise another man's kids, that's just not something that I like the idea of. Of course if a friend or relative was to die or something, I'd strongly consider it if there was nobody else who was qualified and eager (and related or well known with the kids) who wanted to raise them.

For instance, your aunt and uncle get killed in a carjacking, do you let their kids get raised by some Neo-Con-artist or some Democan't.

What would you do if your brother and sister-in-law were killed in a farm attack, let their kids be raised by some traitor who probably voted ANC in 94?

I for one would then not only offer to raise the kids, I'd demand it, I'd be the loudest and most vocal on saying, "Hey, I'll do it! I'll do it!"

Of course this could only be possible once I get a steady and good paying job, which will be basically immediately after I get out of college.

I like the idea... I mean, it can bring kids without parents in different countries a family. What's so horrible about that? I could really care less about human lives because of everything we've done, but still. I wouldn't take in a kid from a rich family who could care for the child. I would take in a kid from a family who couldnt take care of it.

A girl who is young and beautiful.

Who is outgoing, extraverted, cheerful and fun-loving - so they can counterbalance my introverted, depressed and sarcastic manner. She must be able to lead me by action and word.

A girl whose compassion and love know no bounds, and who seeks to help others; someone selfless.

A girl who is intelligent, educated, clever and creative - highly so.

A girl who'll love me for all my faults as well as my virtues.

A girl who possesses some interests and hobbies in common with me - not all, but some, for common ground.

A girl who can push me to do new and great things; I lack the motivation myself, or perhaps even the very thoughts necessary. She would be able to provide all of that and more.

She would appreciate gallantry and chivalry.

Note: Women don't know what they want.

When I think of a mate for myself, I can't help but remember the lyrics to an old song I used to hear on an oldies radio station.

"If You Want to be Happy"
by Jimmy Soul

[chorus x2]
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[1st verse]
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

[chorus]
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[2nd verse]
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

[chorus]
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[spoken]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

[chorus x4]
:D

I like the idea... I mean, it can bring kids without parents in different countries a family. What's so horrible about that? I could really care less about human lives because of everything we've done, but still. I wouldn't take in a kid from a rich family who could care for the child. I would take in a kid from a family who couldnt take care of it.


If you want to adopt a child, it doesn't matter what country, just what sort of folks.

I mean there are lots of good kids in Ukraine, Russia, Argentina, South Africa, Romania, etc, who need good parents.

Just make sure the kids you're adopting are the right kind of kids. Anybody who goes to say, China, to adopt a kid, is just promoting the Chinese practice of breeding too much.

Boer kids who are orphans, are mostly such do to farm attacks, and it's no fault of theirs that the communists killed their parents. They deserve good homes and they deserve to be taught and raised in the Boer way.

If I can, I'm going to travel all over the world and collect children from different cultures, so I think it's a good idea. It might cause some problems, but if you learn and teach as much as you can about their history, and if you can have contact with their real parents, then they should be fine. There are other things that can trigger identity... I'm having an odd crisis right now... A body/identity crisis... I feel like I should be a cougar or a dinosaur or something other than human and yet, I know I am human. It's a really odd feeling.
Cool, thanks for the input. It's good to hear from an adoptee, rather than from a journal or whatever.

Still, this is going to be at least 5 years in the future, so we have loads of time for research and soul-searching.

Is racism a warnable offence? It sure as hell should be.

A girl who is young and beautiful.

Who is outgoing, extraverted, cheerful and fun-loving - so they can counterbalance my introverted, depressed and sarcastic manner. She must be able to lead me by action and word.

A girl whose compassion and love know no bounds, and who seeks to help others; someone selfless.

A girl who is intelligent, educated, clever and creative - highly so.

A girl who'll love me for all my faults as well as my virtues.

A girl who possesses some interests and hobbies in common with me - not all, but some, for common ground.

A girl who can push me to do new and great things; I lack the motivation myself, or perhaps even the very thoughts necessary. She would be able to provide all of that and more.

She would appreciate gallantry and chivalry.

Interesting choice of female, I wonder if it sounds like anyone I know.... not really... and sarcasm rules

Preebles, have you ever considered adopting a little girl from Russia or Mexico. :)

Preebles, have you ever considered adopting a little girl from Russia or Mexico.
Well, we're open to pretty much anywhere. We'll just have to see when we're ready I suppose. :)

If you want to adopt a child, it doesn't matter what country, just what sort of folks.

I mean there are lots of good kids in Ukraine, Russia, Argentina, South Africa, Romania, etc, who need good parents.

Just make sure the kids you're adopting are the right kind of kids. Anybody who goes to say, China, to adopt a kid, is just promoting the Chinese practice of breeding too much.

Boer kids who are orphans, are mostly such do to farm attacks, and it's no fault of theirs that the communists killed their parents. They deserve good homes and they deserve to be taught and raised in the Boer way.

Well in my opinion, half of the, what was it, 1.2 billion people? in China should die. There's my evil people hating side. Also, people should start moving to Germany. They need it, they're starting to have less people for jobs... and people who need lots of kids to work on a farm, instead of mating a lot, they should adopt from places where people need parents. It would help solve some problems.

Preebles, have you ever considered adopting a little girl from Russia or Mexico. :)

My brother wants to adopt an 18 year old Asian girl. Does that count? :p

Hmm.. Well, it's gonna be quick, Im headed to bed after this post. Still recovering from being sick. o.o; Right-O. I want someone that isn't afraid to be weak in front of me and knows that I'll depend on them for the same thing. I don't really care about what their religious or political views are, so long as they can back them up with their own thoughts and can admit that other people can think differently. (Alot of people seem to have trouble with this. :P) As for habits; Meh. Im a messy person; So long as it doesn't try to kill me by being wherever it is, there it stays till I need it. I don't mind neat people; Just don't expect me to be one. Physical; About the same size, maybe a little smaller then me; 5' 8", so not that hard. Hair doesn't matter that much, though redheads seem to be a preference for me, and eye colour couldn't matter less. Alot of the other things - Job, Sex, Money - Don't really matter just yet, as Im a sophmore in highschool. :P My two bits. Night, folks.

Cool, thanks for the input. It's good to hear from an adoptee, rather than from a journal or whatever.

Still, this is going to be at least 5 years in the future, so we have loads of time for research and soul-searching.
Hey, anytime. Hehehe, I have a few years. I'm going to run for Prime Minister of Canada when I'm 18 then try and unscrew the government as much as possible, then push the world into fixing itself up so we can save the economy and lower our population to a more sustainable level. So I have like... two years to sort myself out and learn to control my instincts better. Then sometime after that I'll get kids.

Well in my opinion, half of the, what was it, 1.2 billion people? in China should die. There's my evil people hating side. Also, people should start moving to Germany. They need it, they're starting to have less people for jobs... and people who need lots of kids to work on a farm, instead of mating a lot, they should adopt from places where people need parents. It would help solve some problems.



Ummm, not right at all, 4-6 million people (Germans) are unemployed in Germany.

We in the USA don't want and we don't need cheap foreign non-white labor for menial tasks, we have poor whites for that, we have plenty of poor whites.

Ummm, not right at all, 4-6 million people (Germans) are unemployed in Germany.

We in the USA don't want and we don't need cheap foreign non-white labor for menial tasks, we have poor whites for that, we have plenty of poor whites.

Indeed you guys do. So do we North of you. I feel hatred toward you because you guys keep trying to take over our country and you basically own it... >_< We are too nice to you.... *cough* anyway, I'll stop before launching into a pointless speech about how you make us pay to put our water, oil and trees across your boarder only to buy it back again. *slaps government* Most of the people I have nothing against... unless they're assholes...
Nuh, future future, not right this second. They're going into Stage 5 or something... Learning it in socials. So basically, the population is growing way older, much like Canada who is going into stage 4. Basically, as far as I know because I haven't researched into this, by the time the jobs empty, the people will be too old to work.

Hey, anytime. Hehehe, I have a few years. I'm going to run for Prime Minister of Canada when I'm 18 then try and unscrew the government as much as possible, then push the world into fixing itself up so we can save the economy and lower our population to a more sustainable level. So I have like... two years to sort myself out and learn to control my instincts better. Then sometime after that I'll get kids.
In America you have to be 35 or older. Damn those founding fathers!

In America you have to be 35 or older. Damn those founding fathers!

The American government is a corrupt government which continually gets led by morons. Not to say Canada's Prime Minister's are better, they're just funnier in a haha instead of an idiotic way... and not to say that other countries governments aren't as corrupt as the American government, it's just that the American government gets so much more attention over here and I continually think "What the hell is wrong with these morons?" Mind you, I say that about all government decisions that are stupid.

agreed!
since Lincoln they've all been idiots!

If you want funny in both the Haha and scary weird areas, just look at Texas politics. Hilarious and Eek!

I would argue that FDR wasn't all that bad. Except for that little court packing incident.

Interesting choice of female, I wonder if it sounds like anyone I know.... not really... and sarcasm rules

Yeah.. I know I'll never find anyone in the real world who fits that description. They only exist in the movies and in anime/manga. Real people are too flawed.

I guess that's part of life and love, though. Compromise. Le sigh!

If you want funny in both the Haha and scary weird areas, just look at Texas politics. Hilarious and Eek!

George Bush scares me enough thanks

agreed!
since Lincoln they've all been idiots!

That's exactly what I thought. I have no idea whether or not Canada has ever had a good.. wait, yeah... a looooong time ago, before Lincoln. That's the only one I remember. And there has only been one female PM and she was a complete slut. At least thats what I was told. Anyway, I will be the second! bwahaha!

I would argue that FDR wasn't all that bad. Except for that little court packing incident.



Yeah.. I know I'll never find anyone in the real world who fits that description. They only exist in the movies and in anime/manga. Real people are too flawed.

I guess that's part of life and love, though. Compromise. Le sigh!

yeah, the closest one to fit that description is me and I'm the only one I know out of my closest friends like that and yeah... I hate reality *twitch* People are so stupid and evil ~_~... then again sometimes I dislike being attatched to Gaia. She hits me everytime I say something she doesnt like >_< Yes I have problems with reality and I'm not insane O_o it's amazing

George Bush scares me enough thanks



That's exactly what I thought. I have no idea whether or not Canada has ever had a good.. wait, yeah... a looooong time ago, before Lincoln. That's the only one I remember. And there has only been one female PM and she was a complete slut. At least thats what I was told. Anyway, I will be the second! bwahaha!

Don't forget he was governor of Texas. All the nice things he's doing for the country, he did for Texas first. Including bankrupting a once profitable state.

Licoln, *for not being an idiot about the whole slave thing*
Jefferson, *extra good, just for being as cool as he was*
& Washington *for refusing to be king*

Don't forget he was governor of Texas. All the nice things he's doing for the country, he did for Texas first. Including bankrupting a once profitable state.

I wish I could get close enough to him to slap him across the face, call him a moron then order is assassination... then take over and fix up America... I like the Kyoto... *forgets word*... thing. I can't believe America didnt want to take part. It was only thanks to Russia that it did.

If you do take over, I'll support you. It's better than Bush. :)

Licoln, *for not being an idiot about the whole slave thing*
Jefferson, *extra good, just for being as cool as he was*
& Washington *for refusing to be king*

I knew there was at least that many good presidents... I feel sad that people are so corrupt and idiotic these days. You know why eh? Not enough nature, too many machines and pollution. Yes, I connect everything I can to something to do with nature and put another negative aspect on pollution and machines ^^;; Lazy enviromentalist I am...

If you do take over, I'll support you. It's better than Bush. :)
I have 18 votes! ^_^ I think O_o *checks* haha, I find it really really hilarious that I'm 16 and have 18 votes and have done nearly nothing in a way of a campain ^^''

If you do take over, I'll support you. It's better than Bush. :)

Hell, my cat's smarter than Bush. And is nicer too.

Hell, my cat's smarter than Bush. And is nicer too.
LOL! My dog, who is really stupid but really nice and loving and friendly and sexy, is about the same. Cats are smarter than dogs, they don't listen to humans. Bwahahaha. Hm... lets see... what is... A dead ant is smarter than Bush.

I posted my cats pictures on a thread.

I have three kitties ^_^ And I got one that looks exactly the same as the first cat I ever had that ran away ten years ago... That's how much I missed that cat... then I got a kitten that looks like a cat that ran away a year or so ago. Then we still have the brother to the cat that ran away last year and he's fat...

Neehoo, I shall disappear for now. Tata everyone.

I have a really fat cat thats real social & acts like a dog

a smarter Gisele *drools*

Pfft. Things are really slow here tonight. I guess some people actually have to get up on Monday mornings.

yeah, no kidding

Pfft. Things are really slow here tonight. I guess some people actually have to get up on Monday mornings.
Not me!

*Ahem* At least, I don't THINK I need to be up early...

Hey, what's this flirting with other women? I thought you were going to be my boy toy. :D

Hey, what's this flirting with other women? I thought you were going to be my boy toy. :D
Huh? I thought I was too short for you? ;) :D

Gee, Pluto, you've got some competition.
WPHD is sounding good. But I have room for two.

Besides Pluto, you know I'd make an exception for you. I just wouldn't wear high heels. :D

Gee, Pluto, you've got some competition.
WPHD is sounding good. But I have room for two.
I got competition? :( I vowed to myself the other year to never compete or fight over another woman, no matter what, and I'd like to stick with that vow as long as possible :)
Besides Pluto, you know I'd make an exception for you. I just wouldn't wear high heels. <smilie snipped damned 10 image limit>
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

because length or shortness can be a problem

:D :upyours: :D

EDIT: I think I saw a smilie on the internet somewhere that was the upyours and big grin smilies put together, but I don't remember where... :(
Heh your not denying it thou so Pfft

http://img94.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img94&image=themiddlefinger1ma.png
Take that straight from you. ;)

I also cook! My filet rocks!!! I also make this thing with chicken & capers.

I can cook some things, mainly, breakfast foods. I can cook a mean hamburger as well (just a dash of garlic, spoonful of onion powder, salt, pepper, and maul's bbq sauce which can only be found in Illinois). I could probably also make enchiladas or lasagna, having helped my mom with these dishes a number of times. *waits for it*


Go ahead and say it, I know you want to. :D

Heh your not denying it thou so Pfft

http://img94.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img94&image=themiddlefinger1ma.png
Take that straight from you. ;)
That's mine. I uploaded that. I'll have to check to be sure though..

And I was talking about SMILEYS, not middle finger pics!

Well, I also said I like liberals. I know WPHD is a little right of me in the economic area but I have no idea about your politics, Pluto. Though a cat lover can never be said to be lacking character. And if I put you on a pedestal height will never be a problem. :D
Flirt all you want to, but if she breaks your heart I'll have to come beat her up. :fluffle:

Hey, do you guys really want to see Hell (http://www.backstreetboys.com/)?
A Pox on your house. :mp5:

how old are you?
Old enough to run for president but not old enough to retire :p

Well, I also said I like liberals. I know WPHD is a little right of me in the economic area but I have no idea about your politics, Pluto. Though a cat lover can never be said to be lacking character. And if I put you on a pedestal height will never be a problem. :D
Flirt all you want to, but if she breaks your heart I'll have to come beat her up. :fluffle:
Politics, huh? I'm pretty liberal in general. But I do tend to have conservative views once in a while.

I'm 5'2, I wouldn't mind the view if you bent over to kiss me, if you know what I mean... :D http://img227.exs.cx/img227/8438/pimp4tq.gif :D

Beat her up? My hero! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

We also have cats. We have TEN cats IN our home! One of them, Tornado, is mine :fluffle:

I can cook some things, mainly, breakfast foods. I can cook a mean hamburger as well (just a dash of garlic, spoonful of onion powder, salt, pepper, and maul's bbq sauce which can only be found in Illinois). I could probably also make enchiladas or lasagna, having helped my mom with these dishes a number of times. *waits for it*
Meh. My bf helps his mummy cook. How else is he ging to learn? :p

Yeah, anybody I'd like would have to have a little tree-hugger in them. Not that I'm totally enviromentally correct (I'm just too lazy) but pollution just so somebody can make a little more money pisses me off. If people would have fewer kids and ride a bike once in a while it'd do the planet some good.

@Harlesburg
Yup. That IS mine. I just checked it. I uploaded that.

My, my. What a small world :p

I was talking to Der L...(something). I would never ask a lady her age :eek: !!!

18. Gonna be 19 in April.

I doubt that I have an ideal mate. I have yet to find anyone remotely close.

Will you be my Bitchkitten?

Who was that directed at? :D

Yikes, I don't think you're legal in Oklahoma,WPHD.
And Vittos, I want my money back! There is no perfect mate for anyone, but everybody can find someone close enough to be happy with.

Pluto, You're what, 20?

Bitchkitten dummass!!!

A comma in that would be nice. There's a difference between "Bitchkitten dummass" and Bitchkitten, dummass." :p

Yikes, I don't think you're legal in Oklahoma,WPHD.
And Vittos, I want my money back! There is no perfect mate for anyone, but everybody can find someone close enough to be happy with.

Pluto, You're what, 20?
Yup. I'm 20 :)

Bitchkitten dummass!!!

Now why'd you have to go and call her a dumbass? :p

I haven't been called a dumbass much, but I've been called a bitch so often it stuck. :D

Yikes, I don't think you're legal in Oklahoma,WPHD.
And Vittos, I want my money back! There is no perfect mate for anyone, but everybody can find someone close enough to be happy with.

Pluto, You're what, 20?

I get very annoyed with people very quickly. It grows to the point where I cannot stand to be around them, as every little thing begins to be magnified.

I have only known three people in my 22 years that didn't fit into that classification. Two are my siblings, and the other is my roommate, and there is absolutely nothing physical with him.

I get very annoyed with people very quickly. It grows to the point where I cannot stand to be around them, as every little thing begins to be magnified.
I'm like that too, and I managed to find a partner. It's weird, I can spend any amount of time with him and NOT get sick of him, but anyone else... (Other than my best friend and an old childhood friend) and I'll be hankering for some alone-time.

My ex-flatmate... Oy... We should NOT have loved together. And when we moved out she stole half my kitchen things... EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T COOK!

I get very annoyed with people very quickly. It grows to the point where I cannot stand to be around them, as every little thing begins to be magnified.

I have only known three people in my 22 years that didn't fit into that classification. Two are my siblings, and the other is my roommate, and there is absolutely nothing physical with him.

I'd probably get on your nerves even faster, I do that to people. But I know what you mean. After a while my ex go so annoying that the sound of his breathing made me want to kill him.

PS Vittos
What, you don't want to kill your siblings? Many times mine have headed the list of people I want to kill. I could probably do with a few less. I've got six counting step and half.

really? I've got 3 step (5 & 1/2, 3, & 2), but their more like real.

I was raised with my 2 full brothers and one step sister. I have one step sister and one step brother I barely know. (They're half siblings to the step sister I was raised with) Now I have a little half brother, but I had already moved out of the house before my dad and stepmom had him.

I'd probably get on your nerves even faster, I do that to people. But I know what you mean. After a while my ex go so annoying that the sound of his breathing made me want to kill him.

PS Vittos
What, you don't want to kill your siblings? Many times mine have headed the list of people I want to kill. I could probably do with a few less. I've got six counting step and half

Nothing pisses me off more than a noisy eater, but a noisy breather is close. If your body is making noises, just stay away from me. (There are a few good noises, but those are generally universal)

The only thing I don't like about my brother is his innate ability to keep his mouth wide open while chewing.

But my brother is 10, and my sister is 8, and I am very much just a big kid. I can't say that there is a happier time for me, than when I'm playing with my siblings.

What not Kiwi. :(

Mines Tink anyways
i know you're probably gonna hate me for this but kiwi sounds like Aussie to me, sorry, that does mean it's sexy though!

My ex snored loud enough to shake the plaster off the walls.
But my sister is just plain nuts, always stretched out my shirts and is so modest she won't let me in the bathroom if she's taking a shower. The stretching my shirts out always really bugged me. She was a D cup when she was 12, and a DD by time she was 14. I'm not flat chested, but I couldn't quite keep up with her.

My ex snored loud enough to shake the plaster off the walls.
But my sister is just plain nuts, always stretched out my shirts and is so modest she won't let me in the bathroom if she's taking a shower. The stretching my shirts out always really bugged me. She was a D cup when she was 12, and a DD by time she was 14. I'm not flat chested, but I couldn't quite keep up with her.


Look at it this way. She'll be the first to sag in her oatmeal. :D

Yeah, Jade's damn hot. :D Hope she wins.
Here she is in the middle
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Jadeishmmmm.jpg
She is really hot,Smart too funny and competitive.
I like her. ;)

i know you're probably gonna hate me for this but kiwi sounds like Aussie to me, sorry, that does mean it's sexy though!
Bah id rather you called me Canadian. ;) :p :D :eek:
Well i guess theyll be no boring from me to you then. ;) :p :D :eek:

Look at it this way. She'll be the first to sag in her oatmeal. :D

That's comforting. Also the fact that I was always slim and she was a little chubby. But now I think she's the thinner of us. I'm about 140, which is about 10 more than I should weigh for my height. Ugh. I'd better get off the computer and go for a walk. :D But she's only 5'2", so she can't carry as much without looking chubby. Gee, I'm rambling. :D

Bah id rather you called me Canadian. ;) :p :D :eek:
Well i guess theyll be no boring from me to you then. ;) :p :D :eek:
awwwwww :(

win what?

too plastic looking
I disagree she is not Plastic but is fantastic. ;) :fluffle:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/JadeHmmm2.jpg

I shouldn't say this, but you know what is worse? When a smaller women sags more than a bigger woman. Then they look like missiles or something.

what is she going to win?

awwwwww :(
Im guessing your awwwwwwing about no boring from me.
Dont worry im sure that shot glass of a husband to be is more than a match for my Pint. :rolleyes: ;) :p :D :eek:

what is she going to win?
Miss Poularity of course. :rolleyes:
http://www.misspopularity.co.nz/-Full of useless women ranting!
http://www.tvnz.co.nz/view/tv2_story_skin/455558%3fformat=html-The quality of New Zeand Television. :rolleyes:

Basically 10 women get left in Burra(small town in Australia)and the townsfolk vote them out until one is left.
They have been billo(e)ted with Town families.
They have to do tasks.
They also have to help out around the town earning their keep and all.
Its similar to Outback Jack-More quality TV. :rolleyes:

Ugh. Another reason for digital cable. :rolleyes:

keg?
My Dram-oh wait thats the smallest NOOOOooooo.............. :p :(

I ment to say my Eiffel Tower

Ugh. Another reason for digital cable. :rolleyes:
Sure weve got the cable but that had shit all on so watching 1st raters prance about was worth it. :D :eek:

really, check out mine! link (http://www.mondolithic.com/Images/06_SpaceElevator.jpg)

Ha ha.

really, check out mine! link (http://www.mondolithic.com/Images/06_SpaceElevator.jpg)
Yeah to bad the Tsunami broke it up now it looks like this EH? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Chickenlicken2.jpg)

Ok this is better
TSK TSK (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/GodMode.jpg)

Yeah to bad the Tsunami broke it up now it looks like this EH? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/Chickenlicken2.jpg)
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Pluto, where's Deneb? :confused:

miss me?
No it got you good better than it got TPE
like i said
Go MOde (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/GodMode.jpg) :D :eek:

hi again Bitchkittens!

I'm still hanging around. I jump from thread to thread a lot. Been here and there, though sometimes I forget which one I'm at. :D

Pluto, where's Deneb? :confused:
Deneb is a white hot superstar that is 3228 light years away, in the costellation of Cygnus, I belive. (I'll have to check my Celestia program to be sure it's in Cygnus).

Deneb is a white hot superstar that is 3228 light years away, in the costellation of Cygnus, I belive. (I'll have to check my Celestia program to be sure it's in Cygnus).

So where are you living now, while awaiting the discovery of FTL spaceflight? :p

So where are you living now, while awaiting the discovery of FTL spaceflight? :p
Heh. I'm living in the small town of Princeton, in Minnesota, USA.

No it got you good better than it got TPE
like i said
Go MOde (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/GodMode.jpg) :D :eek:
Huh? What does that mean? :confused:
Will you e-marry me Bitchkitten?
Getting a little desperate? ;) :D

Will you e-marry me Bitchkitten?

I think I already e-married somebody. I just can't for the life of me remember who. It's tragic to lose a husband, but just plain irresponsible to misplace one. :D

I think I already e-married somebody. I just can't for the life of me remember who. It's tragic to lose a husband, but just plain irresponsible to misplace one. :D
that's a good point! i should set reminders on my phone

now I'm going to have to delete the whole nights post (almost 200) & pretend it never happened :(

now I'm going to have to delete the whole nights post (almost 200) & pretend it never happened :(

But then how will you have proof of your checkered past and tragic love affairs? (with a married woman, no less) :D

e-married, anyway

Wow ... and to think I've not read this thread ...

Ah well ... probably missed out on one of life's great threads. Doesn't matter, though, as I've already got my ideal mate and my ideal mates (chums, friends, whatever).

*Crosses Bitchkitten off his "Nice Women I'd like to go out with IRL" list* (Like I said in the "getting married to tink" thread, I don't do married women)

*Considers closing the borders of Jupiter's Core, therefore isolating the hideout from the rest of the Universe* :(

That's two women I've crossed off the list. 3rd time's always a charm :rolleyes:

that's a good point! i should set reminders on my phone
who was i e-married to again? :confused:

last night is one long drunken haze...

who was i e-married to again? :confused:

last night is one long drunken haze...
I dunn................. *phone beeps*

:eek: w*****! how could you forget we're married?! *runs away crying*

I dunn................. *phone beeps*

:eek: w*****! how could you forget we're married?! *runs away crying*
*phone beeps*

hey you forgot too! :(


*sulks*

*phone beeps*

hey you forgot too! :(


*sulks*
I did not!

I did not!
alright then, i'm really sorry honey :(

*feels bad about self*


fluffle & make up? :fluffle:

alright then, i'm really sorry honey :(

*feels bad about self*


fluffle & make up? :fluffle:
sure :fluffle:

If you could magicly find the perfect person to spend your life with, what would that person be like? Would the relationship be around money, love, sex?

What do you think?

They'd be Chris Carrabba.

Although he might whine alot.

Maybe she'd be Angelina Jolie, too... or Kiera Knightly, I'm not picky.