NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the forty-first Paradise Club. We have all the amenities of the previous clubs, including a restaurant and bar complete with karaoke machine, indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs, tennis courts, a casino, a beauty salon, and a championship 18-hole golf course and, there is a fabulous ballroom. (Be sure to book early for that special Valentine’s Day outing.)

So, stop by for a drink, a bite to eat or just to shoot the breeze.

Yay! First visitor!

*wonders in*

hallo

Hi, Tink not much has changed since I last was here.

hi Nad, Haken.

Hey, everyone!

Swellcome Nad, Plan, Rav and mysterious fourth person.

Everyone you can call me jerry. :p

Hi jerry!

I will be your bartender for the night if any of you want a drink, I am the guy to ask.

So what brings you people to this fine establishment.

jezza?

I assume that is your drink, I am only a self appointed bartender I am pretty new at this.

*Passes Nad what he assumes to be jezza*

Here you go Nad, enjoy.

well, i was thinking more that jezza was short for jerry, but if theres a drink called jezza ill take it :D

*feels foolish*

Ya, enjoy. I hope you like your drink.

I can't bring myself to tell him what he is actually drinking, oh well

Ya you can call me jezza.

*smiles*

If Planners gets to be bartender, I so call incompotent golf caddy

There aren't too many people actually working at this place. So if you want to be an incompetent golf caddy go ahead.

Jerry, pass me the strongest thing you got, please.

The strongest thing I got, I guess he means what is here in the club.

*Looks behind the bar.*

Aha, I don't think this is the strongest there is, but it shoud satisfy him.
Pulls out the rum that Vaga and Gael drink, something that he himself would never try.

*Hands the drink to Haken*

Enjoy, I want to see how you handle this.

I wonder, how someone like myself will react to the drink? I am curious since it doesn't seem to have much affect on Gael and Vaga.

So Haken how do you feel?

*glups*

...

*KO*

I walk in.

*glups*

...

*KO*

FINISH HIM!

*Chop*

FATALITY! RAVEA WINS!

I mean...Back to reality...

*Pours some water down Harken's throat, then proceeds to slap him silly.*

*coughs*

Aaaargh water! Are you trying to poisoun me or something!

*feels dizzy*

FINISH HIM!

*Chop*

FATALITY! RAVEA WINS!

I mean...Back to reality...

*Pours some water down Harken's throat, then proceeds to slap him silly.*

Wow, that is some strong, though it looks like haken will be alright. That's good.

Hi Mech, and Ravea thanks for trying to riving him I was a little worried.

*smirks*

*coughs*

Aaaargh water! Are you trying to poison me or something!

*feels dizzy*

*Ker-whack!*

LIVE! LIVE!

Um...Oh.

Hi Mech.

I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!... Or maybe I can't feel my hands and my hands can't feel my legs...
I... I want to slap Rav back and kick that smirk of Jerry's face...

*Tries to get up*
*falls*

I'm alright... I'm... al... right.

*faints*

Now lets take off his pants and steal his wallet.

Whoot!

*Dances around Harken*

Well he certainly looks comfy lying on the floor. Ravea I don't think you need to revive him any more. He'll snap out for good in about a couple of minutes I am sure.

Hey, nice boots Haken...mind if I borrow them?

Too funny, I am not going to stop them.

Guys, through his pants out the balcony while your at.

*smiles*

*slowly gets up...*

Hey, barkeeper-person, I would pay you, but I don't seem to find my wallet...

and my pants... (did I wear one???)

and my boots...

*waggles out bar*

Am I the only one here?

*goes behind the bar counter serves himself a drink and continues to hop back and forth the counter having a conversation with himself about the night and how he was bartender at a party that night and won the DDR tournament, the bartender him found this as a very good story*

*walks in, sighs and sits down on a couch, awaiting anyone to show up*

*dances in* hey Jon!

*walks in and looks at the empty bar*
"Are we the only people here?"
*pulls up a chair*
"Can I still get a drink? I thought this was a private club, but the doorman seems to be asleep."

*walks in and looks at the empty bar*
"Are we the only people here?"
*pulls up a chair*
"Can I still get a drink? I thought this was a private club, but the doorman seems to be asleep."
just help youurself, it's an open bar

*dances in* hey Jon!
Hmm.... you look happy, Dem still sleeping?
And hello there new person, whos name I don't know. Nice to meet you anyway, as Tinks here has just pointed out, my names Jon.

Open bar?! What's the most expensive stuff back there?
*hops over bar and looks through booze*

*Strolls in casually and sits at a table*

Open bar?! What's the most expensive stuff back there?
*hops over bar and looks through booze*
She said open bar, not free bar. It looks free, but she secretly bills you for everything you've ever drunk. I have run up quite a tab.

Hmm.... you look happy, Dem still sleeping?
And hello there new person, whos name I don't know. Nice to meet you anyway, as Tinks here has just pointed out, my names Jon.
well of course i'm happy, you're here! and yes he is

*Strolls in casually and sits at a table*
*tacklehugs off the chair*

Where is the eye-candy?

Does my room include a holographic whore?

:confused:

well of course i'm happy, you're here! and yes he is
*hugs her*
You're happy because I'm here? hmmm... *appears thoughtful* I think you're happy because you just spent the fourth or fifth night in a row with Dem!

*tacklehugs off the chair*

Eeek! Hahaha! How are you tonight my dear?

Where is the eye-candy?

Does my room include a holographic whore?

:confused:
i'm afraid not deary

*hugs her*
You're happy because I'm here? hmmm... *appears thoughtful* I think you're happy because you just spent the fourth or fifth night in a row with Dem!
wel obviously i'm happy about that but i'm also happy that you're here!

Eeek! Hahaha! How are you tonight my dear?
fine thanks, how are this morning my dear?


(ooc: AC/DC just came on w00t! *party*)

wel obviously i'm happy about that but i'm also happy that you're here!
Uh huh, *his eyes twinkled for a minute*
But I'm not as much fun as Dem eh?;)

Uh huh, *his eyes twinkled for a minute*
But I'm not as much fun as Dem eh?;)
you're just as much fun as him!

fine thanks, how are this morning my dear?


(ooc: AC/DC just came on w00t! *party*)

Been better, but then, i've been worse too. Can I get you a drink?

OOC: *airguitars*

you're just as much fun as him!
Now that I can't believe!
*hugs her again*

Been better, but then, i've been worse too. Can I get you a drink?

OOC: *airguitars*
a pepsi please


(ooc: it's finished now :( Girl's Aloud instead lol, this is such a random cd)

Now that I can't believe!
*hugs her again*
*hugs* and why not?

*walks off and fetches a Pepsi for Tink, and an Iced Coffee for himself*

*hugs* and why not?
Well, the fact you've spent five days running with him tells me him and you are going to turn out slightly more than friends;)

*walks off and fetches a Pepsi for Tink, and an Iced Coffee for himself*
thanks *drinks*

Well, the fact you've spent five days running with him tells me him and you are going to turn out slightly more than friends;)
well you always dissapear whenever he turns up, and i don't think we will, DF isn't interested in being anything more than friends

well you always dissapear whenever he turns up, and i don't think we will, DF isn't interested in being anything more than friends
Thats because I know what happens when he turns up and you're there, and I feel I would be in the way. Its always the same result when you two meet up, so I get out of the way in advance to give you some space.

Thats because I know what happens when he turns up and you're there, and I feel I would be in the way. Its always the same result when you two meet up, so I get out of the way in advance to give you some space.*sighs* sometimes i think you're too nice for your own good

*sighs* sometimes i think you're too nice for your own good
Was that a compliment, insult or fact? I like being nice, I try my hardest to be nice to people, I always find it works better.

Was that a compliment, insult or fact? I like being nice, I try my hardest to be nice to people, I always find it works better.
being nice is a good thing obviously, just don't let people walk over you, if you want something you should try your hardest to get it, don't let other people stand in your way

being nice is a good thing obviously, just don't let people walk over you, if you want something you should try your hardest to get it, don't let other people stand in your way
I've never let anyone walk over me. And what exactly would I want? To get between you and Dem? Why would I want to do that?

I've never let anyone walk over me. And what exactly would I want? To get between you and Dem? Why would I want to do that?
when you and me are sat around having a nice conversation and DF comes in you always just leave, you don't have to do that, if you wanna stay and talk to me then do it, don't just leave because he's here, maybe i'm wrong and you just don't like talking to me and DF is an excuse for you to leave

Tinks, you know thats not true.
*he hugged her and held her close to him*
I'm just trying not to get in your way. We talked about this before, I'm looking for a relationship, you're enjoying the single life. Just because your plan is having slightly more success, doesn't mean, in any way that I don't want to talk to you. If I didn't want to talk to you I wouldn't be here now.

Tinks, you know thats not true.
*he hugged her and held her close to him*
I'm just trying not to get in your way. We talked about this before, I'm looking for a relationship, you're enjoying the single life. Just because your plan is having slightly more success, doesn't mean, in any way that I don't want to talk to you. If I didn't want to talk to you I wouldn't be here now.
*hugs* ok, but if i ever am getting on your nerves, just tell me

*hugs* ok, but if i ever am getting on your nerves, just tell me
*looks into her eyes*
You could never get on my nerves Tinks.
*he kissed her on the cheek with a smile on his face*

*looks into her eyes*
You could never get on my nerves Tinks.
*he kissed her on the cheek with a smile on his face*
*smiles* oh! i nearly forgot! i have a present for you! wait there and close your eyes! *runs off into the kitchen*

*smiles* oh! i nearly forgot! i have a present for you! wait there and close your eyes! *runs off into the kitchen*
Hmm, I will close my eyes, but if you don't mind, I'll sit down. I don't trust my balance by any stretch of the imagination.
*sits down and closes his eyes*

*Walks in*

*sneaks out of the back door in the kitchen, grabs the hosepipe, and goes back into the bar through the kitchen grabbing an egg on the way*

ok, you ready?

*doesn't wait for an answer, puts the egg on his head and squashes it so the yolk dribbles down his face, then waits for him to open his eyes before drenching him with the hose*

i call it payback! :p told you you wouldn't be expecting it!

*Walks in*
hi

*opens his eyes and looks at TInks. Doesn't say a word, just goes to the bathroom and washes the egg off his face. He then walked up to his room*

hi

hey!
send me a telegram

*opens his eyes and looks at TInks. Doesn't say a word, just goes to the bathroom and washes the egg off his face. He then walked up to his room*
*follows*

*opens his eyes and looks at TInks. Doesn't say a word, just goes to the bathroom and washes the egg off his face. He then walked up to his room*
*runs after him confused* what's the matter?

hey!
send me a telegram
:confused: about what?

*runs after him confused* what's the matter?
*watches*

:confused: about what?

:confused: :( :(

*runs after him confused* what's the matter?
*the sounds of a shower being turned on are heard*

*the sounds of a shower being turned on are heard*

*joins*

*joins*
here's a one word post for you....
*ignores*


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here's a one word post for you....
*ignores*


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Thats not very nice :(

Tink does this mean, he can't read what I say, or I can't read what he says?????????

Thats not very nice :(

Tink does this mean, he can't read what I say, or I can't read what he says?????????
he can't read what you say


IC: *sits outside Jon's door and knocks over and over again*

*stalks the corridors*

Oooh, now I can. Apparently when Tinks quotes a post of yours I see it in the quote box. Tinks, you wouldn't mind not quoting them would you?;)

ic:
*after 10 minutes Jon turned off the shower and got out to get dressed*

Oooh, now I can. Apparently when Tinks quotes a post of yours I see it in the quote box. Tinks, you wouldn't mind not quoting them would you?;)

ic:
*after 10 minutes Jon turned off the shower and got out to get dressed*
OOC: lol, ok

IC: *keeps knocking*

*goes to lie down and read a book, but first of all goes to open the door*
Hey Tinks.... you ok? You've been knocking on the door for the last ten minutes.

*goes to lie down and read a book, but first of all goes to open the door*
Hey Tinks.... you ok? You've been knocking on the door for the last ten minutes.
are you in a mood with me?

OOC: lol, ok

IC: *keeps knocking*

Hey quote me if you want, don't listen to him!
this guys acting like a little girl :rolleyes:

are you in a mood with me?
No.... should I be? I went to have a shower to get the egg out of my hair. I still owe you one by the way. Unlike you I shall just pay you back now.
*lifts her up and carries her towards the hot tub*
You fancy going for a swim fully clothed?

*Orders a beer*

No.... should I be? I went to have a shower to get the egg out of my hair. I still owe you one by the way. Unlike you I shall just pay you back now.
*lifts her up and carries her towards the hot tub*
You fancy going for a swim fully clothed?
*squeals* no fair!


@ Killer Queen: haha! yeah, he can be a bit like that sometimes :p

*squeals* no fair!


@ Killer Queen: haha! yeah, he can be a bit like that sometimes :p

Oi, umm check your tg thing

and sssssssssssssssh!!!

*squeals* no fair!
Hmmm.... no, no I guess it isn't, you're right. You got me with the hose and the egg.
*drops her into the hot tub, then gets the hose, with cold water, and opens it up on her*

ooc: Out of curiosity, I checked your post. You better watch it, or else I'll call in the mods. Try and resist the urge to flame.

Hmmm.... no, no I guess it isn't, you're right. You got me with the hose and the egg.
*drops her into the hot tub, then gets the hose, with cold water, and opens it up on her*
*shakes her head, gets out, takes off her t shirt, wrings it out, puts it back on, takes off her skirt, wrings it out and puts it back on* now i have to think of another prank :rolleyes:

*Pulls this guys pants down and rescues tink*

Ooc: lol does it count if hes ignoring me??

ooc: Out of curiosity, I checked your post. You better watch it, or else I'll call in the mods. Try and resist the urge to flame.

EDIT: Aaah, forgot hes ignoring me :p

Lol, tink do you actually like this guy?

*shakes her head, gets out, takes off her t shirt, wrings it out, puts it back on, takes off her skirt, wrings it out and puts it back on* now i have to think of another prank :rolleyes:
No you don't, I'm not finished yet.
*strips to his boxers then gets into the hot tub, dragging her in again*
Ok, now you're free to go.
*lies back in the water*

No you don't, I'm not finished yet.
*strips to his boxers then gets into the hot tub, dragging her in again*
Ok, now you're free to go.
*lies back in the water*
*lies back* i think i'll stay in

@KQ: yes, he's actually quite lovely

*lies back* i think i'll stay in

@KQ: yes, he's actually quite lovely

Lovely like a cute little girl with a ribbon in her hair. :rolleyes:

*lies back* i think i'll stay in

@KQ: yes, he's actually quite lovely
I assume that was aimed at me, in which case thanks;) You're lovely too. I just tend to get temperemental with people I don't know following me around just to piss me off.

ic:
Your choice, surely you'd want to remove your shirt and skirt first? Again, completely your choice, and I guess they're wet already. Ah well. *shrugs and puts an arm around her*

Does anyone know a way to attract someones attension from the next room short of going up and knocking on the door? Yes, lazy I am feeling. I'v tried my music volume, but I think I'm beginning to loose the use of an eardrum.

Where is the eye-candy?

Does my room include a holographic whore?

:confused:
What the heck are you talking about?

Does anyone know a way to attract someones attension from the next room short of going up and knocking on the door? Yes, lazy I am feeling. I'v tried my music volume, but I think I'm beginning to loose the use of an eardrum.
Meh, I've lost the use of an eardrum, no big loss. I had it operated on and now I'm fine. So turn it up a bit more!

Does anyone know a way to attract someones attension from the next room short of going up and knocking on the door? Yes, lazy I am feeling. I'v tried my music volume, but I think I'm beginning to loose the use of an eardrum.

You could pretend you're having sex...?

What the heck are you talking about?
ooc: The PC gets two trolls a day on average I'd say. We've already had our share today! How are you Techon? Long time no speak.

I assume that was aimed at me, in which case thanks;) You're lovely too. I just tend to get temperemental with people I don't know following me around just to piss me off.

ic:
Your choice, surely you'd want to remove your shirt and skirt first? Again, completely your choice, and I guess they're wet already. Ah well. *shrugs and puts an arm around her*i think i'll leave them on

i think i'll leave them on
Your choice entirely!
*hugs her, then dives into the water, coming up again a few seconds later*

You could pretend you're having sex...?

Thats the point of attracting the attension :D
Actually its not but a man can dream. One of the problems might be that as people have only seen me go in, they might speculate too hard on who, or er, what I'd be doing it with :p

Bad mind, twisted graphic mind*whacks side of head*

ooc: The PC gets two trolls a day on average I'd say. We've already had our share today! How are you Techon? Long time no speak.
OOC: I'm doing pretty good

OOC: I'm doing pretty good
ooc: Glad to hear it, same here seeing as you asked!:p

Your choice entirely!
*hugs her, then dives into the water, coming up again a few seconds later*
i'm kidding *takes off her t shirt and skirt and puts them next to the hottub*

Thats the point of attracting the attension :D
Actually its not but a man can dream. One of the problems might be that as people have only seen me go in, they might speculate too hard on who, or er, what I'd be doing it with :p

Bad mind, twisted graphic mind*whacks side of head*

Lol! Fake a conversation, if you can get your voice high enough.

Lol! Fake a conversation, if you can get your voice high enough.

I like it!

'Enough to blow up west Virginia you say? Perfect! The money shall be wired to your account shortly'

I like it!

'Enough to blow up west Virginia you say? Perfect! The money shall be wired to your account shortly'

LOL!!

hahahahahah :D

i'm kidding *takes off her t shirt and skirt and puts them next to the hottub*
*goes back and sits next to her, resting his head on her shoulder and yawning*

*goes back and sits next to her, resting his head on her shoulder and yawning*
*puts her arm around him and strokes the side of his head* you tired sweetie?

Where is the eye-candy?

Does my room include a holographic whore?

:confused:

Mine did, but she was a little shallow
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*gets mobbed*

*puts her arm around him and strokes the side of his head* you tired sweetie?
mmm....
*he nodded sleepily and looked up at her*
Yeah, a bit. Didn't sleep much.

*wakes up behind the counter*

boy I'm still tired from last night

*puts her arm around him and strokes the side of his head* you tired sweetie?

Argh! this is killing me :gundge:

Argh! this is killing me :gundge:
ooc: No such luck :rolleyes:

mmm....
*he nodded sleepily and looked up at her*
Yeah, a bit. Didn't sleep much.
*kisses his forhead* you should go have a nap then, i have to get going *gives him a hug and a kiss on the cheek then gets out, picks up her clothes and walks through the bar and upstairs*

*kisses his forhead* you should go have a nap then, i have to get going *gives him a hug and a kiss on the cheek then gets out, picks up her clothes and walks through the bar and upstairs*
Yeah, I guess I will.
*gets his clothes and goes upstairs to his room*
Bye all!

ooc: No such luck :rolleyes:

Thought you were ignoring me.

What happened, curiosity got the better of you?

Couldn't take not knowing what I was saying? :rolleyes:

LOL! Staggering Drunks, have you seen this?

http://www.teleboards.com/anismiles/stfu.gif

Whatever you want to believe:rolleyes:
I haven't used my ignore list on anyone, and you're no exception. You're annoying, and I wish you'd stop following me around, but in the end I'll just snap and report you to the mods.

Whatever you want to believe:rolleyes:
I haven't used my ignore list on anyone, and you're no exception. You're annoying, and I wish you'd stop following me around, but in the end I'll just snap and report you to the mods.

Agh, get over yourself, I'm not following you around, I was here to talk to tink. If you wanted a private convo where you could flirt with her, you should have said so.... :rolleyes:

*wakes, and then gets up from underneath the bar*

Hi, everyone it seems that there are more people here then when I was last awake.

*wakes, and then gets up from underneath the bar*

Hi, everyone it seems that there are more people here then when I was last awake.
hey

what do you think is yummier, pizza or spaghetti?

hey

what do you think is yummier, pizza or spaghetti?

A tie, both can be good very good, or both can be absolutely awful.

Agh, get over yourself, I'm not following you around, I was here to talk to tink. If you wanted a private convo where you could flirt with her, you should have said so....
ooc: Question is if Tinks wanted to talk to you. You asked her to send you a TG, so communicate like that. If you're talking to Tinks, then there's no need to insult me is there?:rolleyes:

*wakes, and then gets up from underneath the bar*

Hi, everyone it seems that there are more people here then when I was last awake.
*looks at him then glances ahead then looks back, raises eyebrow and makes a motion to puke but then turns to Jerry*

you were sleeping under the counter? I..uh was also...

I do not like pizza with visible amounts of grease, and I am not a fan of pizza on my pizza. If you are going to make spaghetti you have to use homemade sauce doesn't matter if it is meat or just tomato sauce, parmesan is encouraged.


Why do you ask?

A tie, both can be good very good, or both can be absolutely awful.

How on earth can either be awful??

ooc: TECHON! You sure you were sleeping?:p

ooc: TECHON! You sure you were sleeping?:p
OOC: Oh no I wasn't sleeping at all ;)

*looks at him then glances ahead then looks back, raises eyebrow and makes a motion to puke but then turns to Jerry*

you were sleeping under the counter? I..uh was also...


*Makes an understanding gesture*

Ah, that must explain why it wasn't particularly cold last night.

OOC: Oh no I wasn't sleeping at all ;)

Who would win in a fight? Bear or two lions???

*Makes an understanding gesture*

Ah, that must explain why it wasn't particularly cold last night.
*laughs and shakes head turning back to the counter*

Well for the weekend I should be safe, Gael usually isn't around much on the weekend.

Who would win in a fight? Bear or two lions???
OOC: The drunk penguin

*laughs and shakes head turning back to the counter*

Well for the weekend I should be safe, Gael usually isn't around much on the weekend.

That's good, it is nice to see you back.

*smiles*

OOC: The drunk penguin

O.O

Do you play CS?

O.O

Do you play CS?
OOC: The sun may rise in the east but at least it sets at sometime

That's good, it is nice to see you back.

*smiles*
Yeah, its nice having a break from people trying to kill you

Who would win in a fight? Bear or two lions???
ooc: That isn't Tinks, in case you didn't notice. Thats Techon. Learn to tell the difference.
Techon: 15 (?), male.
Tinks: 17, female.

Ok, I'm off.

Tink, do yourself a favour and stop talking to that guy. ;)

Cyas

ooc: That isn't Tinks, in case you didn't notice. Thats Techon. Learn to tell the difference.
Techon: 15 (?), male.
Tinks: 17, female.
OOC: Well, three months from being 15

Ok, I'm off.

Tink, do yourself a favour and stop talking to that guy. ;)

Cyas
Goodbye...

*waits till he leaves*

Tink do yourself a favor and stop talking to that guy :p

Tink, do yourself a favour and stop talking to that guy. ;)
Do yourself a favour and stay away from me. Tinks doesn't want me to report you to the mods, so out of respect for her I won't, but don't push your luck.

ooc: That isn't Tinks, in case you didn't notice. Thats Techon. Learn to tell the difference.
Techon: 15 (?), male.
Tinks: 17, female.

I was talking to Techon.

Now it seems you're the one following me around trying to piss me off. Seriously, I have never seen a guy act like such a girl. If someone takes a shot at you, learn to get over it.

If you can't bring yourself to do that, ignore this post and stop talking to me...

Tink do yourself a favor and stop talking to that guy :p
ROFL! Nice one Sage!

ooc: not even 15? Wouldn't have guessed.

ROFL! Nice one Sage!
OOC: Thank you ;). Nope Planners, only 14 and..well over a half

ooc: i am 18

OOC: Ah, I see. Well I must be off for a small amount of time bye all.

Has everyone used up thier ammunition in this battle of wits then?

Hey I am :D

*Walks back in*

boy that was short

Hi, Sage seems we are the only one's in the club.

Ah yes it does, hoy there Jerry

I fnd it weird that on weekends, the days aren't so scary. It is kinda nice really not to be nocturnal. I should try and get used to this.

Yeah, the daytime life isn't as hectic...

*leans against counter smiles and stares off into space*

...but oh boy was there a time when no time was safe. Thats in the past now and we'd, meaning Gael, DF, Traja, Vaga, Jon, others, and I, dont wish to talk about that time.

Hey man,

Don't worry about this past, it hurts too much. Enjoy the present, with parties, friends, drinks....hmmmmm.........especially drinks.

*smiles at his beer, and finishes it one go*

Ya, the present rocks.

*gets a Jack Spirit and chugs it*

The past is an illusion in order to keep me in the present, the present is an illusion to keep me going into the future, and the future is an illusion created by events in the past and present.

*skips back downstairs and looks around* hello?

*skips back downstairs and looks around* hello?
yo

*comes down the stairs slowly. As always he is accompinied by the guitar case on his back. He slowley makes his way to the bar and fixes himself a lime daquirri then moves to a table near the back and begins to sip at it while humming idly to himself*

hey Sage, Branin

Hi Tink I am here also.

*smiles*

*goes to the piano and begins to play Once Upon a Time, singing along as he plays*

Hi Tink I am here also.

*smiles*
hey! *smiles back*

*opens his guitar case and takes out a gorgeous, deep brow instrument, with gold highlights in the wood.* I know this one *begins to play with tech. A clear Baritone voice comes out*

Once upon a time
A girl with moonlight in her eyes
Put her hand in mine
And said she loved me so
But that was once upon a time
Very long ago

Once upon a hill
We sat beneath a willow tree
Counting all the stars and waiting for the dawn
But that was once upon a time
Now the tree is gone

How the breeze ruffled through her hair
How we always laughed as though tomorrow wasn't there
We were young and didn't have a care
Where did it go

Once upon a time
The world was sweeter than we knew
Everything was ours
How happy we were then
But somehow once upon a time
Never comes again

Once upon a time
Never comes again

*finishes the song*

Its a beautiful song isn't it?

Nice work, Branin. Very good.

another person with musical talent, grumble grumble

*gets a Jack Spirit and chugs it*

The past is an illusion in order to keep me in the present, the present is an illusion to keep me going into the future, and the future is an illusion created by events in the past and present.

'And you need more to drink. And if the theory held true, then there would in reality be nothing but the sea of- er- time stuff, rendering tenses of the fourth dimention pointless and would go some way to explaining precognition. Well, that'll do untill five dimention verbs are invented, its hard to talk about these things in a language originally designed to tell the other monkies where the ripe fruit is.

See? Not just a pretty face :D

Not EVEN a pretty face :headbang:'

'And you need more to drink. And if the theory held true, then there would in reality be nothing but the sea of- er- time stuff, rendering tenses of the fourth dimention pointless and would go some way to explaining precognition. Well, that'll do untill five dimention verbs are invented, its hard to talk about these things in a language originally designed to tell the other monkies where the ripe fruit is.

See? Not just a pretty face :D

Not EVEN a pretty face :headbang:'

AGREED :D

*hums to self*

*finishes his drink, while idly strumming his guitar*

*a cue ball rolls across the floor into the club, followed shortly by DF*
bloody thing got away from me.

(OOC: Thats a new one DF :p )

*Looks up*

Oh hey DF

*sneaks up behind DF, puts he hands over his eyes and whispers in his ear* guess who....

(isnt it though? i've been in there awhile now..)
er... lets see. soft voice and hands...
*reachs around his back and caresses her back and butt*
...nice curves... tink?

*chuckles at the spectactle*
Hey.

(isnt it though? i've been in there awhile now..)
er... lets see. soft voice and hands...
*reachs around his back and caresses her back and butt*
...nice curves... tink?
*blushes* yep

thought so.
*pushes her hand off his head and winks over his shoulder*
how ya'll doing?

thought so.
*pushes her hand off his head and winks over his shoulder*
how ya'll doing?
not too bad, you?

a bit stiff, but otherwise fine.

a bit stiff, but otherwise fine.
any ideas why you're stiff?

ooc : stupid fingers.
*edits*

ooc : stupid fingers.
*edits*
lol *also edits*

*blinks, looks around* This place confuses me... especially when I was having a conversation with a person who could be my guide on MSN, and then they disappear without warning.

*Appears out of no where*

I just got a Pimp Hat from someone.

http://www.mardigrasimports.com/shop/images/products/H104.jpg

Looks alot like that, but a little shorter on the top.

the "mattress" was a bit hard.

*blinks, looks around* This place confuses me... especially when I was having a conversation with a person who could be my guide on MSN, and then they disappear without warning.
sometimes real life mysteriously calls us away

*blinks, looks around* This place confuses me... especially when I was having a conversation with a person who could be my guide on MSN, and then they disappear without warning.
check you're tgs! i've been hacked! i just got this message saying that i'd signed in somewhere else and so i needed to sign in again so i tried and my password didn't work and my secret question has changed (i think, either that or i was on drugs when i came up with it)

the "mattress" was a bit hard.
*smiles* perhaps you should try somewhere else next time you want a lie down then

probibly not a bad idea.
*smirks*
drinks anyone?

sometimes real life mysteriously calls us away

I don't know if that's the case here...

*sits down in a corner and twiddles his thumbs*

probibly not a bad idea.
*smirks*
drinks anyone?
pepsi please

*crosses to the bar, hops over and pours tink a pepsi*
anyone else?

I totally am not feeling up for a drink.

*crosses to the bar, hops over and pours tink a pepsi*
anyone else?
thanks *drinks*

Actually, on second thought, I am. Just Cherry Coke. Also, MSN is the devil.

coming up.
*grabs a corona for himself and cherry coke for the new guy and hops back over*
names DF by the way.

*drinks* Call me Nero, or Nure, or Matt. Any of em's good.

This club kinda scares me. There's gotta be a catch.

the club scares you? now?
*whistles*
you woulda died back when it was in its prime.

No, no. If there's all this good stuff, there HAS to be a catch.

ah. catch is we occationally get big bads in here. demons, monsters, evil cults, you know, that kind of stuff. surprisingly the boody count of members is only like... 3. well, four if you count Vex, but he's not anymore, so i dont.

ah. catch is we occationally get big bads in here. demons, monsters, evil cults, you know, that kind of stuff. surprisingly the boody count of members is only like... 3. well, four if you count Vex, but he's not anymore, so i dont.
*smirks evily*

Oh. Well, shit. I was expecting something worse.

You, with the face. What're you smirking about?

Oh. Well, shit. I was expecting something worse.

You, with the face. What're you smirking about?
I smirk only cause I have the choice to seeing I have a face

*drinks a bit of the beer, then looks at his watch*
and on that note, i have to run. have fun ya'll.
*heads out the door, giving Tink a nice slap on the ass on his way*

I smirk only cause I have the choice to seeing I have a face

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU, UH... *looks at member title*

...cabbage patch girl?

*drinks a bit of the beer, then looks at his watch*
and on that note, i have to run. have fun ya'll.
*heads out the door, giving Tink a nice slap on the ass on his way*
cheeky!

I'LL KILL YOU, YOU, UH... *looks at member title*

...cabbage patch girl?
More like higher being of existance come down to this earthly realm in order to fight against a demon named Matthius. If you want a direct name its Sage.

well kiddies, i'm off to get drunk, so play nice! toodles!

*shrugs and waves to Tink* ...Regardless of what you just said, you're still just Cabbage Patch Girl.

*shrugs and waves to Tink* ...Regardless of what you just said, you're still just Cabbage Patch Girl.
And your just a n00b member

And your just a n00b member

No, I'm quite clearly a 'member'. :E

Who was created less than two months ago

don't pick on the noob sage, he has posted nearly as much as me.

...so? No need to be elitist.

...so? No need to be elitist.
And no need to be cocky

Since I'm not welcome here, I'll just go...

Since I'm not welcome here, I'll just go...
No its just that your making yourself not welcome

Hmmm...sparks..

**wanders down from his room, popping his neck**
evening Gael.

'evening. How goes it?

well, actually. havn't slept in one of those in ages. you?

I see. Well was it good or bad?

beats dirt and leaves pretty good.

I can imagine. Everything as you remembered it?

bit dusty and someone made the bed, but otherwise ya.

Could be worse.

most definatly.
**grabs a bottle of rum on his way in**
drink?

Nah, I have to head off to work, actually. I'll take a rain check.

alright. try not to have too much fun.;)

*hides and waits for Gael to leave*

*slides onto a barstool*
i think she's gone sage.

*pops out*

ah good.

*shakes dust off himself*

back in corporial form i see.

back in corporial form i see.
Ah yes, yes. One must know how to do this when one is killed several times you know.

i'd imagine so.

Yes, yes. Well now that the coast is clear I must make a break for it. Goodbye Vaga.

*runs off*

OOC: g'night

ooc : night.

ic : alone again. faaantastic. oh well, must be something entertaining to do around here...
**grabs his rum and wanders off down one of the hallways**

*skips down and looks around* hello?