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okies, here's the first three...

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Ravea.jpg

Ravea

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Aratlibia.jpg

Aratlibia

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/Planners.jpg

Planners.

Next three on the way, I'm running out of space on the upload thing. Never fear, there are unrelated things I can push out of the window first, clearing up a huge amount of space.

Next three done: onto the final step.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Zalanderin.jpg

Zalanderin.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Superpower07.jpg

superpower07

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Israelities_et_Buddist.jpg

Isrealities Et Buddist.

please can you draw me?

I would like to see what you can come up with for me

I love myself in perspective. Very colourful, but ya forgot my yarlmuka. At least you remembered my surf board. lol ;)

...

last three done.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/Nation_of_Fortune.jpg

NoF

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Verbatim.jpg

Verbatim

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Laskin_Yahoos-.jpg


Tink and Findecano, I'm on it, but I'm gonna relax a while.

Okay, will you make a pic of me?

Did you do mine? I went back through all of the subsequent pages and can't find it. Perhaps I'm being blind.

I just checked, and it wasn't there, so even if I had drawn one, it died when I shut down paint... damn, add another to the list, as well as RPP...

Although I've got 18 pages to sift through, I'm giving myself a large margin of error, and there's not much that anyone can do 'bout it. muahaha. *ack*

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/FairyTinkArisen.jpg

Can only be bothered doing Tinks one at the moment.

I just checked, and it wasn't there, so even if I had drawn one, it died when I shut down paint... damn, add another to the list, as well as RPP...

Although I've got 18 pages to sift through, I'm giving myself a large margin of error, and there's not much that anyone can do 'bout it. muahaha. *ack*

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Can only be bothered doing Tinks one at the moment.
It looks just like Tink. If she was a crazed Mayan.
Hey!
That gives me a good idea...

Draw me, just remember, I have short legs, and all 3 of them are the same length.

great, cept my hat's pink :rolleyes:

I just checked, and it wasn't there, so even if I had drawn one, it died when I shut down paint... damn, add another to the list, as well as RPP...

Although I've got 18 pages to sift through, I'm giving myself a large margin of error, and there's not much that anyone can do 'bout it. muahaha. *ack*

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/FairyTinkArisen.jpg

Can only be bothered doing Tinks one at the moment.

I'll be patient. I know you've had a lot of requests. I think it is cool that you are doing this. The pics have been interesting and insightful, along with being fun and funny.

Did i hear someone question Jordaxia !!! Your hat is now officially a sort of purple colour. There's no denying it now.

Did i hear someone question Jordaxia !!! Your hat is now officially a sort of purple colour. There's no denying it now.
yes sir! sorry sir!

yes sir! sorry sir!
That's the spirit.

great, cept my hat's pink :rolleyes:


Not my fault. That looks bright pink to me...

(that's purple?)

Bloody hell, I hope it is just the monitors, or I seriously need to get my eyes checked...

(and I doubt it's the monitor, because I thought that was pink on three different kinds of monitors (this one, an LCD monitor, my one, a tiny, ancient, conventional monitor, and a shiny new large one. Each time, that says pink to my eyes.)

DAMNIT! what does work around here!

No, you cannot admit fault. Blame it on something, the trains, the weather, small south american weevils.

Yes that it.

Kill the weevils.

Kill the weevils.
I'll go arm the ICBMs.
The War on Weevils is coming to a head!!

Isn't it a good thing we discovered weevils were the cause of all lifes problems before it was too late. Yes! Never question the widsom of strangers.

War on the Weevils

Everyone knows that they are the greatest of evils
those destructive, deceptive mischievious weevils.
Kill them all is what we say
Never again let them see the day

Full out warfare on their puny minds
We'll lay out traps of mellon rinds.
And when they've all come out to eat,
We'll neuc and neuc till the jobs complete.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/Personal_Responsibilit.jpg

First service for making a funny.


The rest wait til tomorrow, unless I'm feeling generous. I'm getting kicked off when this place shuts soon, so....

You have to wait.

If you were to draw me doing something heroic, I would be most pleased. I have red hair if that helps. Thank you.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Aratlibia.jpg

Heh, must say I didn't see that one coming :P

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/Personal_Responsibilit.jpg

First service for making a funny.


The rest wait til tomorrow, unless I'm feeling generous. I'm getting kicked off when this place shuts soon, so....

You have to wait.

LOL... Thanks.

C'MON Red 28!!!!

that is an awesome picture

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/La_terra_di_Liberta.jpg

Mmm'kay... what I'm gonna do now is get several done of the nine I have left to do, I believe, in maybe three posts? Three pictures per post, everyones happy, I don't run out of witticisms, and maybe get the lot finished fairly quickly. I'm only giving my hopeful guarantee of completion to the nine who are already on the list, though I'm sure I'm running out of people... damnit.
Blah, anyway, I'm not excempting peeps, it just might be done tomorrow.
The resemblence is scary! :eek:

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Bob-bob.jpg

I'm not really in the mood to be drawing any right now, but after several phone calls, I was "convinced" (ie - moaned into) drawing a picture of Bob-bob.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/RPP.jpg

I almost felt sorry for RPP after leaving his undone for SO long...
almost.
Still, 'tis done now. More as I can be bothered.

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I almost felt sorry for RPP after leaving his undone for SO long...
almost.
Still, 'tis done now. More as I can be bothered.
Hee. RPP has the *best* expression in that!

if any of you woudl like shirts made of these drawings just let me know lol j/k

but hey if you are seroiusly a good graphics artist contact me i might have some work for you ;)

Couldnt come up with anything for me could yah? :)
hehe sorry im just impatient

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Al-Imvadjah.jpg


There's one more left to do, but I can't be bothered setting up another upload account at the moment, and I ain't gonna delete any of the already uploaded pictures, as that would be crime.

if any of you woudl like shirts made of these drawings just let me know lol j/k

but hey if you are seroiusly a good graphics artist contact me i might have some work for you ;)


heh, in real life, I'm not too bad, but I don't have the patience to spend more than ten minutes on a drawing, so they never end up very good.
Besides, this is really just me blowing off steam. I enjoy to do this, and the randomness is refreshing.

I can render to an acceptable* level on Doga, but nothing special.


*relative term

well perhaps you are better than you think where are you from btw? I am looking for people aroudn the world too refer customers too me and referal gets you 10% of the profit which goes up depending on volumn and time you have worked with me. Which means maybe instead of venting your frustrations drawing pictures you coudl vent them by calling busienesses and refering them too me for their custom T-shirt needs. BTW the reason i asked where you are from is because if you live in Europe I garuantee i can beat any 1's prices . Because i have not foudn any one in the Untied states who can compete with me ;)

Draw me!

No.



:P




Ok then, I will.
Tomorrow. Where I am closes in... 6 minutes, and I'll get kicked out faster. And I've already put my flash rom of glory back in my pocket.

I might draw it later and upload it tomorrow when I get another upload address (90 files might be too much... I don't think so, but some obviously do.)

draw me please!

I wanna be drawn too !



Pretty please?

me to, pleeaasse!

Wow, Jordaxia, you really have your work cut out for you...
:p

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/RPP.jpg

I almost felt sorry for RPP after leaving his undone for SO long...
almost.
Still, 'tis done now. More as I can be bothered.

You, sir, are a genius.

Yay for Jordaxia! Yay for the flash rom of GLORY!

Jordaxia, you really know how to make me smile... a lot. I love your pic.

Draw me! Draw me!

[want ideas? I'm a fairly eccentric 12-year old with an annoying habit of pressing my glasses into my face so my eyebrows come over the rims and make me look uber-evil! :p ]

can i have my picture drawn again pleasssseeeeee :(

HA! May please have, not my own picture, which I already have, but rather...

A picture...

Of...


MAXX BARRY!

AND MYRTH!

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Laskin_Yahoos-.jpg
ROFLMAO. Very nice.

Can you draw me, please? :p

Next three done: onto the final step.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Superpower07.jpg

superpower07

I approve!

I approve!
Yes, it's very nicely scaled, don't you think?
:D
Jordaxia wins at art. Go him.

last three done.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/Nation_of_Fortune.jpg

NoF
Does anyone else want to invade Poland with me?
I don't know why, but I'm overcome with an urge to conquer all of the poles......

ONWARD TO POLAND MY LOYAL TROOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: I have invaded poland! (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8096011#post8096011)

Draw me? :eek:

Egads... it's like a whole page of orders and very little spam!
(the shudders)
No wait, on second reading, it's more a little of column A and a lot of column B.

Well..... I'll get on them, though people wanting a second picture are at the back of the queue...eueue.... Something. Although I believe there's only one. Just for future reference and all that jazz.


Right... where to begin...
*opens paint*
This is a good plan.

Back in about a while, need to finally open up another uploading account.

i read this thread again. still my all time favorite. Jordaxia, you are the best :D

Wait, I still need my picture, I asked waaay back there - remember? Think Hawaii, Pink Floyd and burning vegetable matter.

Wait, I still need my picture, I asked waaay back there - remember? Think Hawaii, Pink Floyd and burning vegetable matter.


Wooopsie daisy. Well, at the moment, I'm still lazing about, I haven't been hard at work like I said.
So bleh, at least you reminded me. I might even get round to it this time.

Pink floyd, eh?

Draw me! Draw me!

[want ideas? I'm a fairly eccentric 12-year old with an annoying habit of pressing my glasses into my face so my eyebrows come over the rims and make me look uber-evil! :p ]

Don't forget me!

Right... let's see how this comes. It's official, but it's also a test one, to see if this fits my most precise specifications.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Monotonous.jpg

It does. In the words of Gunhaver: "Rock rock on!"

Draw me.

*still wanting a picture of Myrth*

*Still wanting pic of UBER-EVIL moi....*

*Still wanting pic of UBER-EVIL moi....*

Right.... you seriously... seriously thought that by asking twice for a picture of you to be evil, I'm actually gonna draw you as evil? I'm thinking double bluff here. So I'm gonna go for option three: beige.

You get done first, due to the laws of ironic punishment.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Chinkopodia.jpg


Silly grasshopper... This better not be an obscure triple bluff. Ah hell, I'll just not believe you if you claim that.

Draw me.
check my response to you on the death survey.

*Still wanting pic of UBER-EVIL moi....*
use of the word uber immediately cancels out any evil you may have had

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Myrth.jpg

So... this is what I have for Myrth. I seem to be working backwards, but there's again, not much anyone can do. mu-ha!

Me too please! Here are some references.

http://www.comicbookgirl.com/me

Me too please! Here are some references.

http://www.comicbookgirl.com/me


Ah, something to go on. I'd say something like "I'm on it" or some other confirmation, but to be honest, I'm not drawing at the moment, so don't expect anything til tomorrow, at the earliest.

Nothing to go on? I posted somewhere I have Viking ancestry, but that might deleted by now.

Yarr! Draw me matey!
I hap'n to be lookin' just like TST's player, except I be wearin' a pirate hat!
Yarr!

use of the word uber immediately cancels out any evil you may have had
:eek:
That means Hitler was actually good!
I never guessed!
Ya know, with the "Deutschland uber alles" stuff and all that...

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So... this is what I have for Myrth. I seem to be working backwards, but there's again, not much anyone can do. mu-ha!
No, silly, Myrth looks like this (http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/images/barney-satan-color.jpg).

can i be drawn again please .................................................................................................... .............................................................................cough :eek:

Draw me, or I will... ummm... do something. I really suck at threats.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Pirateship.jpg

Pic' explains it all.

Have a go at me, will ya laddie?

yo son draw me

h3r3s J00
http://img201.exs.cx/img201/8233/jordaxia4jr.jpg
drawn by M333333

That's IT, buddy, you asked for it!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/jordaxia4jr.jpg


...pwned.

Kroblexskij's Revenge!

[and partially mine - you made me boring. BORING! How could you!? :p ]

http://home.ripway.com/2005-2/255547/Kroblexskijsrevenge.bmp

Vat do you tink? Mvahaha!

Right. Your affront in choice of tank with which to amputate my head is far enough. Put plainly, that's a stinker. I wouldn't mind if you'd chosen something like a T-34 (42) or a Panzerkampfwagen (preferably Ausf J), maybe even a big gun like Maus! I'd even be satisfied if you used Winnie or Pooh.

And whilst I'm not going to take revenge myself, it has prompted me to start drawing again.
But first I need food.

Hey, eet vas already facing ze vight direction, and eet vas wiv a vight backgvound! Eet vas ze easy option!

Anyvay, eet steel dicapitateed you! Mvahahahaha! I am eeevil! Wivout ze uber zis time! ;)

i cant see the picture:( im sure it as good

and ive just had an idea for a thread

Show me the link when it's up.

[Here's an unfortunately smaller version of the pic hosted on a different hosting site]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Rudi/Kroblexskijsrevenge.bmp

ok... first up, Warta Endor...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/WartaEndor.jpg

<-----goes to corner and cries, can't get his picture drawn, is again an outcast and reject - relives pain of teen years.

<-----goes to corner and cries, can't get his picture drawn, is again an outcast and reject - relives pain of teen years.

Actually, I'm just getting to yours. it's just in the strange world I live in, people with SW references and names that are easily cursable get first service. It'll be done within the next half hour. But if I don't draw the ones I can easily think of stuff to put in first, then I'll get none done. (I can think of plenty to put in yours, but it gets more complex on the drawing. That's my excuse anyway. Like it or lump it.

Do me! Do me!
Pretty please?

Actually, I'm just getting to yours. it's just in the strange world I live in, people with SW references and names that are easily cursable get first service. It'll be done within the next half hour. But if I don't draw the ones I can easily think of stuff to put in first, then I'll get none done. (I can think of plenty to put in yours, but it gets more complex on the drawing. That's my excuse anyway. Like it or lump it.

Sounds reasonable to me :D Yaaayyyy

<---cheers up and is excited.

Sounds reasonable to me :D Yaaayyyy

<---cheers up and is excited.

Right, now I'm drawing yours. happiness is on the way, and it drives a forklift truck, yeah yeah, happiness is here again, though she's running out of luck, yeah. so when the eggmatrain runs out of steam, and the work-tops have a clement gleam, you know that happiness is running around, up and about, tooooday!


in actual news, here's Skalador.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Skalador.jpg

What is the BIG deal?

Draw a picture of me, if you are inclined to do so. :rolleyes:

What is the BIG deal?

Draw a picture of me, if you are inclined to do so. :rolleyes:

There is no big deal. And I will. After I draw everyone else.
(where did you get the idea this was a big deal from?)

draw me please!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Mauiwowee.jpg

Mauiwowee, I finally done yours. I figured that sense could take a hike, hmmm?

The rest, I'll do them, but I might take the weekend.

All hail the almighty artwork of gods! If a picture speaks a thousand words, then these masterpieces speak millions! Draw me, if you would please. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Mauiwowee.jpg

Mauiwowee, I finally done yours. I figured that sense could take a hike, hmmm?

The rest, I'll do them, but I might take the weekend.

Mauiwowee bows to the genius of Jordaxia and offers its most sincere of apologies for its earlier temper tantum. An entire wing of the "Museum of Great Art" is hereby dedicated to Jordaxia for his work.

We especially like the palm tree!

Hurry up you Drunk Irishman Draw some more

What would you have drawn me as if i hadnt had said that or that im all man beef?

Hurry up you Drunk Irishman Draw some more

What would you have drawn me as if i hadnt had said that or that im all man beef?


Scot. Not Irish.

eh... for you... wow. I dunno... Probably something hilarious.

As for drawing more, it will be done. I was rather content to let this thread pass out of knowledge for a few days whilst I drew everyone I was still to draw, after all, there is a slight backlog. Also, I'm seriously not in the mood to do ANYTHING at the moment, never mind draw. Damn bloody everything...


EDIT: now that I check your sig, the first thing that comes to mind is jester.

Just to join the crowd... *ahem*

draw me! Draw me!

yall need to give him a break he isnt always drawing and here.

Right, now I'm drawing yours. happiness is on the way, and it drives a forklift truck, yeah yeah, happiness is here again, though she's running out of luck, yeah. so when the eggmatrain runs out of steam, and the work-tops have a clement gleam, you know that happiness is running around, up and about, tooooday!


in actual news, here's Skalador.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Skalador.jpg

Your artistic genius is astounding :D

Draw a hypercube from the least distorted perspective, please.

http://http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfol...d3/Planners.jpg

You get your well deserved fluffles :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:


All over the place!!!!!!

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: would you pleeeeease draw meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Your art rocks Jordaxia :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

At the risk of being unique - Draw me! >=D

Right... how's the best way to put this.
Ah yes, in a picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Jordaxia.jpg


All explained satisfactorily, hmmm?

Ohhh, Star Destroyer!

Right... how's the best way to put this.
Ah yes, in a picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Jordaxia.jpg


All explained satisfactorily, hmmm?
who is this?

Screw breaks, I DEMAND THAT I BE DRAWN! Um... WITH LASERS! Lots of LASERS! Because everyone knows I can shoot LASERS. And some EXPLOSIONS. BWAHAHAHAHA.


Take your time or suffer greatly by MINDLINK.

who is this?

It's the great artist Jordaxia himself, he's on a break visiting France apparently.

It's the great artist Jordaxia himself, he's on a break visiting France apparently.
But of course! GO JORDAXIA!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Kroblexskij's Revenge!

[and partially mine - you made me boring. BORING! How could you!? :p ]

http://home.ripway.com/2005-2/255547/Kroblexskijsrevenge.bmp

Vat do you tink? Mvahaha!
Please what is that a Chieftian?
Even a PAnzer 2 would be more interesting

Scot. Not Irish.

eh... for you... wow. I dunno... Probably something hilarious.

As for drawing more, it will be done. I was rather content to let this thread pass out of knowledge for a few days whilst I drew everyone I was still to draw, after all, there is a slight backlog. Also, I'm seriously not in the mood to do ANYTHING at the moment, never mind draw. Damn bloody everything...


EDIT: now that I check your sig, the first thing that comes to mind is jester.
Yeah whatever you say Welshman-I know your scottish :p

Cool, when you get back from the beach in France (or where ever you may be) please draw a picture of me.

I know what you're saying. There's no way that ns, a forum full of nobodies, possibly like yourselves, has an artist amongst them.

YOU'RE WRONG!

I am such an artist. I was drawing a pirate earlier, when I had the genius, indeed, STOLEN, idea, to draw your pictures with the power of paint.

thus, I have taken it upon myself to set about this arduous quest.
Those that request it shall have themselves painted to a lesser -nay- similar quality of this pirate!
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/omg_pwned.JPG

and that took me 9 seconds. Not many people have that kind of patience.
this is a once, or perhaps twice in a lifetime offer people! whaddya say!

(oh yeah, the picture would probably be smaller, but only because that's crudely large...)

draw me! please! :p

please draw meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

Could you draw me? That'd rock! :cool:

I'm still on a break, because it's no fun if I just churn out the huge amounts of drawings and I don't want to. You'll all need to wait until I want to again.
It should be soon, but I keep saying that, so I dunno whether to believe me. I'm not on a temporary connection any more though, which was the biggest obstacle, so I can draw and browse without any form of time limit now.

Ok, since I read that you read past posts to get an idea for the drawing, you may want to search for posts by Yevon of Spira, my old nation, deleted for mass-spamming, yadda yadda yadda, its all in the siggy.

Since I'm greedy, can I have another? :)

:fluffle:

wada bout me :D

me me me !

Draw me now!

I love you long time! >_> <_<

I'm gonna, just because. I'm in the mood for cheating. And besides, I know exactly what to do for you. And I'd give you a chance to guess, but the pics coming in right below. You would know anyway. Enjoy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/TIOR.jpg

everyone else can wait. I'm working off a random list now... muahaha!

Do me, I'm bored!

All right, thanks Jordaxia :D

can i have one please Jordaxia?

:)

ok.... right... I've been gone a while, as the last age of pages can testify... I should probably edit one of my posts in page 19 or something that my pics become rather rare, just for everyones convenience or summat. Anywayanyway, here is the list of people I think I've still to do for the first time. since second pictures are purely a matter of me being caught by something that amuses me greatly, they don't go on the list.
If anyone has been forgotten, notify me please, since I'm the king of the unobservant. This is who I've still got, anyway.

peeps to draw.

Whackington
Jjuulliiaann
Skanky McSkank
CthulhuFhtagn
Stephazonia
Redball
Sarzonia
Talix
Mentholyptus
Wesmany (who didn't see the big deal [/grudge] )
Frankletopia
Blutbad
Techon
Mechanixia
The Arch Wobbly
Tenebricosis
Squornshelous
Salutus
Subumba Buwhan
Yevon Reincarnate
teh Cameron Clan
Hogsweat
Hallad
Nadkor

24 people, I believe... so that's 8 updates.
owch.

Draw me!

And what does the Latin in your sig stand for!

Hey J, could I have one please? I need cheering up. :(
Info 'bout me....
I'm random, like dragons, er...have half the UN stranger's bar proposing to me, um...I don't know...there's always reading my last 10 threads replied to. :/ I'm too angry/sad/worn out right now to think.

Reply commoners!
I...something things to empires.

Right. First update.

Prae, the latin, as far as I'm aware means, more or less...
"Stand aside, little people! I am on official business."

Randomea, sorry to hear that. Since I can't abide seeing anyone miserable... consider yourself bumped to the top.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/whackington.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Jjuulliiaann.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/SkankymcSkank.jpg

Last one is Skanky mcSkank... I just forgot to write it in.
As for the grey corruption in the middle one... dunno why.

Draw me pleeeeeease! :D
*bounces up and down excitedly*

draw me !!! *explodes*

Don't know if you're even still doing this, but if you are, hook me up.

Think you could fit me in?

Right. here's the deal. I was going to draw each and every one of the still outstanding ones, I had recently found the spare time necessary. However, and this is a big however, my pc... broke, slightly. After drawing the first three, and uploading Randomea's, just as I was about to post that one, everything stopped responding, then it restarted and the monitor died. I let it lie for an hour, a solution which has worked previously, but when I turned it back on, it was screwed up. It mis-calculated my processor power, reading it as a 1.25Ghz Athlon instead of a 2.8 Ghz athlon, which is the omen of bad things to come, so I let it rest for a further hour. The time, now 1:30pm, I switched it on, and had a dead monitor. So I tried it again. I switched it on and off, without rest for an hour and a half, just so I could upload that picture, but to no avail. Now, whenever I turn it on, I get the good news. It reads the processor at 2.8Ghz, then it goes to an error message, asking if I want to start in safe or normal mode. Whatever method you choose at this point, it restarts the computer, and comes to that error again. Put simply, my computer isn't starting up, so I can't do the drawings.

Right. here's the deal. I was going to draw each and every one of the still outstanding ones, I had recently found the spare time necessary. However, and this is a big however, my pc... broke, slightly. After drawing the first three, and uploading Randomea's, just as I was about to post that one, everything stopped responding, then it restarted and the monitor died. I let it lie for an hour, a solution which has worked previously, but when I turned it back on, it was screwed up. It mis-calculated my processor power, reading it as a 1.25Ghz Athlon instead of a 2.8 Ghz athlon, which is the omen of bad things to come, so I let it rest for a further hour. The time, now 1:30pm, I switched it on, and had a dead monitor. So I tried it again. I switched it on and off, without rest for an hour and a half, just so I could upload that picture, but to no avail. Now, whenever I turn it on, I get the good news. It reads the processor at 2.8Ghz, then it goes to an error message, asking if I want to start in safe or normal mode. Whatever method you choose at this point, it restarts the computer, and comes to that error again. Put simply, my computer isn't starting up, so I can't do the drawings.
...ever?... :(

...ever?... :(

No no, not ever. I'm just delayed whilst I don't have my pc working.

NOOO!!! that means no pix for me! how ever will i get to see my greatness accuretly portrayed!? :(

:( Really not my week. :(

Hope your pc gets better soon, it's hell without them...

And here's acouple of fluffles and an uber-fluffle for the good intention:
:fluffle: http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif :fluffle:

Nuuuuuuuu! I was all excited about having my 1337 biological-ness shown in even 13373|\* paint powers! That, or me being an oppressed prole. *sulks*

No no, not ever. I'm just delayed whilst I don't have my pc working.
Damnit! And I was about to be drawn!

This thread is tempting me to do a "I'll draw a picture of you being violently murdered in a method of your choosing!" thread(check the "firing squad" link in my sig).

Unfortunately, I bet that would last about 5 minutes before a lock.
:(

http://artpad.art.com/?icpepy5ifo8

Standing warning to Jordaxia (http://artpad.art.com/?icpfvu1l940)

That's not nice :(
http://artpad.art.com/?icpgso15wfmk

Standing warning to Jordaxia (http://artpad.art.com/?icpfvu1l940)
I already killed a kitten on the thread for those. Maybe I should kill more to convince Jordaxia.

That's not nice :(
http://artpad.art.com/?icpgso15wfmk
OH NOES TEH TROUT!!!! IT BURNS! BURNSSSSS USSSS!!!!
:eek:

Draw me!

Draw me! Draw me! Draw me! Draw me! Draw me! Draw me! DRAW ME!

http://artpad.art.com/?icpjp511ttjg

It is Jordaxia!

ok ok ok ok ok.... put the gun away, neo. Put the gun away. I'll start drawing again. But first an update.

My pc is dead. Deader than dead. it's so dead, I'm not sure that it could get any more dead. It won't turn on, and before it decided not to turn on, it also told me that the hard-drive had suffered "irreperable damage" IRREPARABLE! So it's borked big time, and all my precious precious drawings are gone...

Nah, just kidding on that last one. They're backed up, for the most part, on two sites, another pc, and a flash rom. So it's going to take a while for me to be able to devote as much time as I once did, as this pc is ridiculously poor. It can't run more than one browser at a time, and even that takes its sweet time. I'm not happy, since it should be fairly fast. But there's nothing I can do about that. But I've got a day off of uni tomorrow, and some time to burn. Depending on the stability of this, I might get round to churning a few out. Trust it to happen then, though. Just when I get intarwebs pumped into this house, it breaks. (and technically, it broke the day before the connection, so it's not a virus, since there's no way for me to get one. Computer virii, as far as I'm aware, aren't airborne yet.)

So there you go. The magical breaking computers of Jordaxia.

oh right. Check this out. Whilst I was checking out some other stuff, I remembered that I had in fact uploaded Randomeas picture. So it's really just a matter of me linking to it. Silly me. Without any more un-necessary waiting...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Randomea.jpg

How silly of me, no?

As far as I'm aware, paint refuses to save as a jpeg at the moment, and I ain't clogging my limited upload space with huge bmps, so it's gonna have to wait.

Go on then. Draw how you see me.

I sent you a tg Jordaxia.

draw me, when you have time, if it's not too much trouble....
nah.... screw that: draw me now! now damnit!!!

Be nice! That's a lot pictures to draw. He's giving you something. DOn't be so demanding. :mad:

Be patient. Relaxed. I can wait all day for my pic.

Be patient. Relaxed. I can wait all day for my pic.
You'll be waiting longer than that probably :P

You'll be waiting longer than that probably :P

Meh. Bring it on. I can play with my solar powered torch till then.

Even if I wanted to, which I do, I can't do any drawing at the moment. I'll still take requests, because even though they'll just pile and pile and pile up, it'll at least give me something to think on, so there's more of a chance that the pic won't suck when I actually draw it out. But, the main problem is saving the image. Since this pc lacks any capability to save in a jpeg format (that's about 14kb per pic') and only offers me the chance to save in bmp format (that's 280kb per pic)... none are getting done. I don't have the upload space for that many large pics. I'm already having to store.... 60, I think, on another account, which got clogged and is now unusable. (I ain't deleting anyones pics, I just log into it every once in a while to make sure it doesn't get autoshut down.) So... although I appreciate the attention... it's really not in my hands at the moment. I'm moving pcs tomorrow though, if that's anything.

Oh, and you might notice on one or two of the pics, large, grey smudges... dunno what that is. Just need to live with it, really.

(Oksana, got your TG, responding.)

Be nice! That's a lot pictures to draw. He's giving you something. DOn't be so demanding. :mad:
i apologise, i started out joking, but got carried away. honestly, i could wait months for a pic. ;)
sorry bout my lack of context. :(

Originally posted by The Odd One
i apologise, i started out joking, but got carried away. honestly, i could wait months for a pic.
sorry bout my lack of context.

Okay, I'm starting to think your Halresburg's puppet. :confused:

Okay, I'm starting to think your Halresburg's puppet. :confused:
i'm nobodies puppet, dear. ;) but what exactly makes you think i am? if you don't mind my asking...

I don't remember talking to you about my pic or talking out of context. :confused:

I don't remember talking to you about my pic or talking out of context. :confused:
i meant that i hadn't put what i said into a proper context, so it was bound to be misinterpreted. but im starting to think we're talking about two totally seperate things. oh well, no harm. :rolleyes:

We demand to stand in queue for a picture. Otherwise, we will stone you by pelting you repeatedly with small pebbles.
Fine print: By replying to this post, you submit yourself to infinite badgering and recieving more vague and implausible threats until the picture is finished. No guarantees though.

Awww...thank you. My week is definitely on the way up http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/xyxthumbs.gif

http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif

Awww...thank you. My week is definitely on the way up http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/other/xyxthumbs.gif

http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love022.gif

No problem. it's in one of those evil places, though, last post of the previous page... often missed. Never mind, when I get round to making the big compendium, It'll be somewhat more visible.


And his Mind, by requesting a picture you automatically agree to my own unspoken clause. Repeated badgering that is not rather funny often results in some form of noncomplimentary picture.

yea so wheres my pic already...

yea so wheres my pic already...

You better have said that in some form of reference to my above clause... :P

if you seriously don't know, read the last page. It explains why I ain't drawing any.

You better have said that in some form of reference to my above clause... :P

if you seriously don't know, read the last page. It explains why I ain't drawing any.
yes its refering to the above clause and i read last page :)

Very well then.

*badger badger badger badger* (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

ok ok ok ok ok.... put the gun away, neo. Put the gun away. I'll start drawing again.
Can I kill the kitten anyway?
:(

Can I kill the kitten anyway?
:(


only if you draw an amusing picture. I was thinking.... maybe I should draw one... and I'd like make it... a MAKING OF my picture thread. It'd go through the detail of what I do. The only thing to suggest, is a target for me to base my making of artumentary on!

That artpad thing would be good for doing a making of. it's teh good. I'm just not very good with it yet, because I still can't hold my hands straight at the moment! arrrrr!

Very well then.

*badger badger badger badger* (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PWNS J00!! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PWNS J00!! (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml)
Where's the baseball bat? I want to bludgeon that ugly banana into pulp with it. Then I want to spread the banana on top of the peanut butter and jelly and eat it. But that's not there either. Just that stupid dancing banana with jaggy white edges. The dancing baby was better than that, for Mani's sake.

Oh no, I'm giving people ideas here. I should know better than to feed the trolls. >_<

*throws some Viking Kittens (http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/) in Cameron's direction and runs*

Ah, yet another fruitful discussion successfully killed.

CthulhuFhtagn, I managed to weld together enough effort to draw yours.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/Guo2/Cthulhu.jpg

I might properly start again tomorrow. Depends how I feel.

All right! I have been drawn!

draw me?please?

I know what you're saying. There's no way that ns, a forum full of nobodies, possibly like yourselves, has an artist amongst them.

YOU'RE WRONG!

I am such an artist. I was drawing a pirate earlier, when I had the genius, indeed, STOLEN, idea, to draw your pictures with the power of paint.

thus, I have taken it upon myself to set about this arduous quest.
Those that request it shall have themselves painted to a lesser -nay- similar quality of this pirate!
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/omg_pwned.JPG

and that took me 9 seconds. Not many people have that kind of patience.
this is a once, or perhaps twice in a lifetime offer people! whaddya say!

(oh yeah, the picture would probably be smaller, but only because that's crudely large...)



never since mona lisa sat down and told a guy called mike, "i am in a slightlly odd mood" has their been such..such wonder..such beuty.....noble sir i requet that you harness your talents to draw moi

Blessed with an eye to see things as they are, will you draw me?
Up there on the wall, looking down to us all, you never saw me..
I found a pen, and I outlined a life.
You've never cried, I think I saw a tear in your eye.

Your eyes tell the tale, I will not ask again.
Now I see what you've lost nothing is quite the same.
By the love of my heart, cut my drawing in half, for I think I'm like you... Should you draw me...

Waiting for my evenfall.

Farewell, my passion, you slowly turn pale.
I will long for you warmth, made me feel safe.
I will not draw again, 'till I know it's my time.
I have lived a long life, should I draw me...

Morning's here, I must have....failed

Morning's here, I must have....failed

Indeed. Artsy-fartsy. This (http://thefifthdistrict.com/potter/) is the true face of genius.

awesome find Mind!

Um...couldn't Weebl sue for copyright infringement?
The 'Badger theme' is definitely theirs.

I take it that he's not doing any more pics, eh? Oh well.

Jordaxia, do you need to know me to draw my picture? It would be such an honour to have an official portrait. Of course, only whenever you can/have more disk space/are feeling better.

I like reading, barnacles, redheads, and forum unions.

I take it that he's not doing any more pics, eh? Oh well.

No, I am. Just... when I want to. Which might be soon, or it might be later. Of course, it has to be when I want to, and a time when my pc is working.

edit: Krietz', no, I don't need to know you. I just need something to go on, which you supplied.

Ah. Then I'm a brutal dictator who likes girl scout cookies and is allergic to just about everything. Also, my national leader is considering making the Wachovia building in Winston Salem NC the word headquarters of Viagra

http://www.consultwebs.com/ncphotos/images/winston-salem/550/wachovia_8596.jpg

H'omg. Do me? Then after we're done with that- Draw me? :D

If you can... HANDLE IT.

Um...couldn't Weebl sue for copyright infringement?
The 'Badger theme' is definitely theirs.
You mean, considering that Weebl and Bob had to be renamed to Wobbl and Bob on MTV because he shat his pants in fear that the high and mighty Hasbro would sue him? So, he would then turn around and sue a non-commercial parody to let out steam? Only pansy-ass Americans do stuff like that, and he seems to be British.

Well Hasbro has it's own steam to let out...

Well Hasbro has it's own steam to let out...
That, and a toy called Weeble (http://www.inthe80s.com/toys/weeble.shtml) that they used to peddle in the 80's.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Jord3.jpg

I don't need to know you. I just need something to go on,

Well, I kick ass. Also I love the Imperials (Star Wars!).

http://hem.fyristorg.com/b.nilsson/d11s.gif

Gah, noone speaks...

moi moi!