I'll draw your picture!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 02:22
I know what you're saying. There's no way that ns, a forum full of nobodies, possibly like yourselves, has an artist amongst them.
YOU'RE WRONG!
I am such an artist. I was drawing a pirate earlier, when I had the genius, indeed, STOLEN, idea, to draw your pictures with the power of paint.
thus, I have taken it upon myself to set about this arduous quest.
Those that request it shall have themselves painted to a lesser -nay- similar quality of this pirate!
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/omg_pwned.JPG
and that took me 9 seconds. Not many people have that kind of patience.
this is a once, or perhaps twice in a lifetime offer people! whaddya say!
(oh yeah, the picture would probably be smaller, but only because that's crudely large...)
The Emperor Fenix
28-01-2005, 02:23
Draw me... it is your destiny.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 02:27
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Fenix.JPG
Colodia, IDF, I'll draw you in a second, using technique I call, scavenging through your sig/recent posts for anything to base a charicature off of.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 02:32
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Colodia.JPG
IDF, RhynoD, comin' up still...
XD, I actually did draw a VERY similar picture of myself....crowd and everything...
cept I had a bullet flying through my head...:D
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:36
Draw me!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 02:42
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/IDF.JPG
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/RhynoD.JPG
IDF and RhynoD, respectively.
Kleptonis
28-01-2005, 02:43
It is the request of this poster that he receives a masterfully drawn likeness of himself.
Err...draw me!
The Emperor Fenix
28-01-2005, 02:45
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v453/lordfenix/Drawme.bmp
It is the request of this poster that he receives a masterfully drawn likeness of himself.
Err...draw me!
No, nobody likes you :p
oooooh do me! .... Unless your a guy...then, don't touch me! Oo.... not that i'm homophobic...it's just... errr yeah.
Umm, what was i talking about? eh w/e...draw me stealing the throne from Colodia. :p
North Island
28-01-2005, 02:47
How board are you?
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/RhynoD.JPG
HAHAHAHA! Excellent!
Zouloukistan
28-01-2005, 02:49
Draw me first!!! Me me me!!!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 02:50
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/Sdaeriji.JPG
eh... I'm kinda tiring now. I'm a lightweight, I know. But this talent takes time!
I'll get them done, my guarantees. I just want to check other threads first.
Kleptonis
28-01-2005, 02:50
No, nobody likes you :p
I like me...
Busy, eh? Get 'em! :gundge:
I like me...
No you don't -_-
Zouloukistan
28-01-2005, 02:52
How do you draw that way?!?! It's soooo beautiful, almost divine...
Sdaeriji
28-01-2005, 02:53
Sweet. In my sig it goes. Just what am I doing, exactly?
Manstrom
28-01-2005, 02:54
I like me...
yay, RvB is Uber. http://www.redvsblue.com/home.php
Bogstonia
28-01-2005, 02:56
Ooooo quick, DRAW ME!
Kleptonis
28-01-2005, 02:56
yay, RvB is Uber. http://www.redvsblue.com/home.php
Woohoo!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 02:57
Sdaerij', you're hanging from bars upside down. I added perspective 'cause I rock.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ZWANGE-.JPG
ZWANGE!
Not only is it abstract, but I passed a law meaning I must always pronounce your names with a comedy accent and with capitals. exclamation mark is a bonus.
oh no. I apologise. I didn't correctly pen my work with a little thing in the top right...
eh... Drawn by Jordaxia. He can understand animals better than the Welsh can.
Zouloukistan
28-01-2005, 02:59
It's my turn!!
I know what you're saying. There's no way that ns, a forum full of nobodies, possibly like yourselves, has an artist amongst them.
YOU'RE WRONG!
Damn wrong. I'm a professional, well-paid artist.
Yeah, it's web design and animation, but I'm an overpaid member of the creative class... who's active politically.
It's a nice place to be. :p
Sdaerij', you're hanging from bars upside down. I added perspective 'cause I rock.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ZWANGE-.JPG
ZWANGE!
Not only is it abstract, but I passed a law meaning I must always pronounce your names with a comedy accent and with capitals. exclamation mark is a bonus.
oh no. I apologise. I didn't correctly pen my work with a little thing in the top right...
eh... Drawn by Jordaxia. He can understand animals better than the Welsh can.
O...kay o_O :D
Solomauria
28-01-2005, 03:04
Draw me! :sniper:
Mistress Kimberly
28-01-2005, 03:06
I want a picture.
Right now I am drawing stick-figure pictures of my coworkers and sending them to them inter-office mail. Lol.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 03:06
It's my turn!!
Demands get you everywhere. I'm in the mood for drawing people with names that begin with Z....
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Zouloukistan.JPG
Next is the guy who begins with a K.... then Muhore... then someone else....
I'm open to bribes. Fluffles and money are acceptable.
Oh, and I'll do you if you do me. :p
Mistress Kimberly
28-01-2005, 03:08
Demands get you everywhere. I'm in the mood for drawing people with names that begin with Z....
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Zouloukistan.JPG
Next is the guy who begins with a K.... then Muhore... then someone else....
I'm open to bribes. Fluffles and money are acceptable.
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Zouloukistan
28-01-2005, 03:08
I'm so beautiful... But y am I dismembered?
Bogstonia
28-01-2005, 03:09
OI!! I asked ages ago! Please, please, PUH-LEEZ draw me!
Here are some fluffles
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
You'll get the rest of your payement on completition of the work!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 03:14
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Kleptonis.JPG
That's Kleptonis by the way. note the KT on the cape.
Bogstonia, you didn't ask before Kleptonis or Muhore...
and MK offered more fluffle- bribes.
MK next, she asked twice and gave more fluffles!
Z-guy, you're dismembered because it shows my artistic integrity.
Zouloukistan
28-01-2005, 03:16
I have alredy been drawn!!! Na-na-na-na!!!!
Cabbage Land
28-01-2005, 03:17
i am mspaint... I would appreciate a visual tribute though.
Mistress Kimberly
28-01-2005, 03:17
:fluffle: ?
Bogstonia
28-01-2005, 03:20
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Kleptonis.JPG
That's Kleptonis by the way. note the KT on the cape.
Bogstonia, you didn't ask before Kleptonis or Muhore...
and MK offered more fluffle- bribes.
MK next, she asked twice and gave more fluffles!
Z-guy, you're dismembered because it shows my artistic integrity.
OK, but I offered the same amount of fluffles and BONUS FLUFFLES afterwards! I can be patient for the masterpiece though!
OK, but I offered the same amount of fluffles and BONUS FLUFFLES afterwards! I can be patient for the masterpiece though!
WTF have I participated in???? :confused:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 03:22
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/MK.JPG
Now, some might say all they got there was a head. That's not true. You payed for the privelige. Now when people come for dinner, you can show them that picture. Imagine the kudos!
Drawn by tha mastah!
Cabbage Land
28-01-2005, 03:25
Nice pics but remember that you are a coward until CabbageQuest is complete.
Mistress Kimberly
28-01-2005, 03:27
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/MK.JPG
Now, some might say all they got there was a head. That's not true. You payed for the privelige. Now when people come for dinner, you can show them that picture. Imagine the kudos!
Drawn by tha mastah!
Thanks!!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 03:27
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/Bogstonia.JPG
Happy now?
Nice pics but remember that you are a coward until CabbageQuest is complete.
:p Beer came out of my nose!
Don't do that!
Mistress Kimberly
28-01-2005, 03:28
Hey, that person got color!
*jealous*
Mistress Kimberly
28-01-2005, 03:28
:p Beer came out of my nose!
Don't do that!
I bet that didn't feel too good, eh?
I bet that didn't feel too good, eh?
Actually, not altogether bad or good.
Bogstonia
28-01-2005, 03:31
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/Bogstonia.JPG
Happy now?
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, very happy, thank you. Here is your bonus!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:p Beer came out of my nose!
Don't do that!
i wish beer would come out of my nose...
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
28-01-2005, 03:32
vincent van who? jordixia is where its at. the news artistic talent. you must draw me. good luck, as you will have to guess what i look like.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 03:33
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/cabbage_quest.JPG
There you go.
ok.
here is the deal.
Tell friends.
Tell family.
I sleep now, but when I rise, with your ugly mugs in my mind, I have the urge to create beauty! so post requests. in the morning, I tackle them.
Kleptonis
28-01-2005, 03:35
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Kleptonis.JPG
Wow, it looks just like me!
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 03:35
I would much enjot a picture of myself. When you get around to it of course.
:confused: vincent van who? jordixia is where its at. the news artistic talent. you must draw me. good luck, as you will have to guess what i look like.
Rude for it's own sake. (sic)
i give you pay when mine is done! :D
Trilateral Commission
28-01-2005, 03:36
draw me plz i have this huge ass goiter
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
28-01-2005, 03:41
:confused:
Rude for it's own sake. (sic)
thats what i was going for, thanks. i enjoy being a prick.
but in all seriousness, i would appricate a picture by the most talented artist on nationstates, or anywere else for that matter.
and by the way, what does (sic) mean? im not down with much internet lingo.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 03:44
thats what i was going for, thanks. i enjoy being a prick.
but in all seriousness, i would appricate a picture by the most talented artist on nationstates, or anywere else for that matter.
and by the way, what does (sic) mean? im not down with much internet lingo.
Check a few posts back... I'm sleeping now, honest. I'll do it tomorrow. A sleazy guarantee is upon it.
thats what i was going for, thanks. i enjoy being a prick.
but in all seriousness, i would appricate a picture by the most talented artist on nationstates, or anywere else for that matter.
and by the way, what does (sic) mean? im not down with much internet lingo.
It means something like bullshit, or fuck that in literary terms.
A pic may not give you the best evidence for the best artist on NS.
The best photographer or illustrator may have a chance for this thread, though.
Cabbage Land
28-01-2005, 03:47
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/cabbage_quest.JPGI'm floored, good show and an inspiration to all that is green.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 12:05
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Kanabia.JPG
by the way. That's Kanabia. Just thought to mention that.
I'm still trying to figure out wha's next here...
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 12:12
More pirates! We demand more pirates, or else....
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 12:24
Ask and ye shall recieve. Next is Adrian, I've talked to him once or twice, and he included flattery.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Pirates_again-.JPG
neither of them is Adrian... just more pirates.
Legless Pirates
28-01-2005, 12:27
Hargh!
More!
The Mindset
28-01-2005, 12:34
Me! Me!
Belperia
28-01-2005, 12:37
Best Thread Ever. I could eat it with a cup of tea.
But I don't drink tea. :cool:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 12:45
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Adrian_Barbeau-bot.JPG
Adrian... your masterpiece is complete.
Hm.... who next...
Chicken pi
28-01-2005, 12:47
Ooh, could you do one of me? Pretty please with sugar on top.
pick me! or bad things happen..... :mp5: :D
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 13:09
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/The_Mindset.JPG
The Mindset, I have drawn you.
Amotion, you're next.
Viper the Sniper
28-01-2005, 13:18
Your pics are pretty cool, I wouldn't mind if you could draw me
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 13:28
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/AMOTION.JPG
Amotion.. it took me a while to translate genius to inspiration and then to nearly twelve seconds of perspiration, but I managed it. You now owe me £9.
You never did me! :( And i asked pages ago....
Fine i'll give you a fluffle...but not as much, cause it would take you too long, if i like the job, i will give the worlds largest fluffle. It'll be so big...that..that...That it'll be really big!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Reborn Trulin
28-01-2005, 15:07
Do me because i think you're lovely!
Ruaritania
28-01-2005, 15:13
ooh ooh please draw me!! i've got long hair and i think your pictures are fantastic!! make me immortal on paper/ paint/ stick figure!!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 15:13
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/MuhOre.JPG
There. Haaaappy?
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/MuhOre.JPG
There. Haaaappy?
no...you did it out of spite!*runs out crying*
And i'm not fat! I'm big boned!
ProMonkians
28-01-2005, 15:24
May I be drawn too?
Pleaase
:fluffle:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 15:25
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/eichen.JPG
Eichen, I got round to you. This is what I think of your cushy job and political influence.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Kanabia.JPG
by the way. That's Kanabia. Just thought to mention that.
I'm still trying to figure out wha's next here...
Woohoo!!! You even included my Goblin-monkey beer-fetching servant!!! :D
Reborn Trulin
28-01-2005, 15:27
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/eichen.JPG
Eichen, I got round to you. This is what I think of your cushy job and political influence.
What about me! i said you were lovely and love you!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 15:39
But Eichen said it pages ago. Since you are impatient, I'll try to think of something.
You might even see a little bit of me in the picture... I'll go check.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Reborn_Trulin.JPG
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 16:08
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Chicken_Pi.JPG
Chicken pi, obviously.
Next?
Chicken pi
28-01-2005, 16:13
Heh heh, I like it.
Occidio Multus
28-01-2005, 17:52
ahahhahahah. you rule, jordaxia. draw me. and make it good! snappy! on the double. I got your tg by de way- respndevoo see voo play, later!.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 17:59
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Rawritania.JPG
I can neither confirm nor deny any reports of my rulage, though expect a "carefully"* drawn picture within the next soon. Explanation for mis-spelling your name in the url, picture, are explained within the picture. It's like the fourth wall, except not, in any shape, way or form.
*read: not carefully
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 18:21
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Occidio_Multus_is_gonna_kill_me.JPG
Read the url for my opinion of the situation...
World wide allies
28-01-2005, 18:29
I need a picture !
Stat !
:D
Ruaritania
28-01-2005, 18:30
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Rawritania.JPG
I can neither confirm nor deny any reports of my rulage, though expect a "carefully"* drawn picture within the next soon. Explanation for mis-spelling your name in the url, picture, are explained within the picture. It's like the fourth wall, except not, in any shape, way or form.
*read: not carefully
cool... i like it! not a big hat person but hey its all good!
Rawritania...hmmm has an interesting ring to it, i'll have to see if i can cope with the adjustment!
The Tribes Of Longton
28-01-2005, 18:36
Draw me! Please! Aww come on, you drew Chicken Pi! :D
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 18:37
I need a picture !
Stat !
:D
I just got struck with inspirado, and it's nothing to do with your medical reference! Although there will be no visible delay to you, I'm going to draw it now.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/WWA.JPG
Howzat?
The Tribes Of Longton
28-01-2005, 18:41
I just got struck with inspirado, and it's nothing to do with your medical reference! Although there will be no visible delay to you, I'm going to draw it now.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/WWA.JPG
Howzat?
Not out. Now draw me or I'll....I'll....scream until we all explode. This could take some time....but I'll do it!
*pulls pin out of throat and prepares to scream*
Lascivious Maximus
28-01-2005, 18:43
I offer to you, for your excellence in skill with yon brush - a thousand - NAY! - A MILLION VIRGINS of your choosing!!! And a cookie plus a fluffle or two upon completion... ;)
*unchains a million virgins and sends them via UPS*
World wide allies
28-01-2005, 18:44
I just got struck with inspirado, and it's nothing to do with your medical reference! Although there will be no visible delay to you, I'm going to draw it now.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/WWA.JPG
Howzat?
Teh awesome :D
Norleans
28-01-2005, 18:48
OOOHHHH, Me, draw me, please!! I'll get your pirate tickets to Mardi Gras!!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 18:51
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Tribes_of_Longton.JPG
Longton... This, I feel, sums you up quite nicely.
Other two, Lascivious, and Norleans, will be drawn shortly. Sustenaince shall be mine. I might just do them now, I might not. I'll leave to chance.
Occidio Multus
28-01-2005, 18:56
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Occidio_Multus_is_gonna_kill_me.JPG
Read the url for my opinion of the situation...
i love this!!!!!!brilliant !!! but fix myhair though!! my prior posts?? do i sound like a big boned ass kicker?? oh no, i am so not. check the pic thread!
plus, i wouls never hurt you, genius boy wonder
The Tribes Of Longton
28-01-2005, 19:01
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Tribes_of_Longton.JPG
Longton... This, I feel, sums you up quite nicely.
Hee, hee. Jordaxia knows what my room looks like. But I don't say things like "I can't feel my spleen". Of course I can feel my spleen. It's in my hands at the moment. Next to Margaret Thatcher's.
Occidio Multus
28-01-2005, 19:02
Hee, hee. Jordaxia knows what my room looks like. But I don't say things like "I can't feel my spleen". Of course I can feel my spleen. It's in my hands at the moment. Next to Margaret Thatcher's.
when you are done with your spleen, i will take it off your hands. am doing "research". :)
Arenumberg
28-01-2005, 19:03
Moi, Sil vous plait, Merci!
The Tribes Of Longton
28-01-2005, 19:06
when you are done with your spleen, i will take it off your hands. am doing "research". :)
Oh fair enough...hey why are you putting it in a frying pa....HEY! Get off my spleen! It is NOT for edible purposes!
Occidio Multus
28-01-2005, 19:09
Oh fair enough...hey why are you putting it in a frying pa....HEY! Get off my spleen! It is NOT for edible purposes!
then what the hell is it for then? :D
The Tribes Of Longton
28-01-2005, 19:10
then what the hell is it for then? :D
Do I have to tell EVERYONE the purpose of the spleen? It's for slapping smarmy idiots with! Bloody hell, no-one knows what the human organs are for anymore!
Kroblexskij
28-01-2005, 19:12
draw meee :D
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 19:16
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Lascivious_Maximus.JPG
I think I captured your eyes perfectly, Lasc'.
My korma has cooked.... I shall return with more genius shortly.
Vittos Ordination
28-01-2005, 19:18
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Lascivious_Maximus.JPG
I think I captured your eyes perfectly, Lasc'.
My korma has cooked.... I shall return with more genius shortly.
This should be hanging in the Louvre.
Lascivious Maximus
28-01-2005, 19:23
:fluffle: È perfezione! Grazie signore gentile!
(I love that you have the fedora on! and yes the eyes! ohhh the eyes!)
*gives a box of cookies*
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
How are the virgins treating you? Remember to feed and water them!
Occidio Multus
28-01-2005, 19:28
This should be hanging in the Louvre.
mine is better. it has a lion!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 19:40
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Norleans.JPG
Norleans! More soonish.
Refused Party Program
28-01-2005, 19:43
Go on, then.
Awww, if you have time it would be uber awesome if you would draw me :)
But save me for last after everyone else since there are a lot of people who requested before me.
:fluffle:
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 19:47
I think I got skipped. :(
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 19:49
Awww, if you have time it would be uber awesome if you would draw me :)
But save me for last after everyone else since there are a lot of people who requested before me.
:fluffle:
I've always got time... Well... except tomorrow where I once again lose the internet, methinks, to a cruel twist of fate. But never mind. I can get LOADs done in the meantime. There's actually only three people left, aside from yourself. Arenumberg, Kroblexskij (who is going to pay for that name...) and RPP.
And Los Banditos. Woopsie daisy, musta not noticed. I'll do that now...
That's about a minutes work. (a minute 12, now...)
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 19:54
I've always got time... Well... except tomorrow where I once again lose the internet, methinks, to a cruel twist of fate. But never mind. I can get LOADs done in the meantime. There's actually only three people left, aside from yourself. Arenumberg, Kroblexskij (who is going to pay for that name...) and RPP.
And Los Banditos. Woopsie daisy, musta not noticed. I'll do that now...
That's about a minutes work. (a minute 12, now...)
noone ever notices me...:(
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 19:56
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Los_Banditos-.JPG
Apologies for the delay. But as you can see, it's pure genius once more.
Los Banditos
28-01-2005, 19:59
I love it! Your best work yet. :)
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 20:06
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/ARENUMBERG-.JPG
It is done, Comrade leader!
The Emperor Fenix
28-01-2005, 20:08
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/JORDAXIA---.bmp
I HAVE DR4\/\/N j00
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 20:12
snip!
I HAVE DR4\/\/N j00
Whoa.... That's going in my sig. A tribute from the first person I drew except a pirate! I'm nearly honoured. If it wasn't a crappy stick figure, unlike my artworks! I'll accept it from a lesser genius...
:D :D :D :D
Harlesburg
28-01-2005, 20:16
Draw me 6'2" of Man beef
The Emperor Fenix
28-01-2005, 20:17
Lesser huh ! Youd better be watching the skies for falling pianos from now on.
Castrolia
28-01-2005, 20:27
im bored , if any one wants to caht , send me a mesage
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 20:37
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload2/Kroblexskij.JPG
Don't ask. I just wanted to draw someone top down, and your name was hard to spell, so I chose you.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 20:45
In light of being reminded to draw his picture by his drawing a picture of me, ProMonkians has immediately been moved to the front.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/ProMonkians.JPG
And there's nothing you can do.
ProMonkians
28-01-2005, 20:47
Yay thanks
:fluffle: :fluffle:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 21:00
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Harlesburg.JPG
All is explained in the drawing.
Tomzilla
28-01-2005, 21:12
I would like to see what Jordaxia would draw of me.
Norleans
28-01-2005, 21:28
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Norleans.JPG
Norleans! More soonish.
AWESOME!!!
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :cool:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 21:46
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Aerou.JPG
Another work completed, another satisfied customer, as usual.
Tis amazing. :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 22:05
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Tomzilla.JPG
Yup. You guessed it.
Paddyshire
28-01-2005, 22:11
I like your style, can you draw me, and make me look big and powerful? Or small and leprechaun-like at the very least
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/AMOTION.JPG
Amotion.. it took me a while to translate genius to inspiration and then to nearly twelve seconds of perspiration, but I managed it. You now owe me £9.
yay! im in hell!
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 22:22
I like your style, can you draw me, and make me look big and powerful? Or small and leprechaun-like at the very least
hmm.... You get your wish, but only this once.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Paddyshire.JPG
Haken Rider
28-01-2005, 22:26
me...
Ramissle
28-01-2005, 22:31
Oooh! Oooh! Draw Me! As a Pirate! Or a ram!
A PIRATE RAM!
I'll give you fluffles and cool faces! Half now, half later!
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Vittos Ordination
28-01-2005, 22:34
I want a picture and I want the head of a shark, but since I recognize your brilliance, you can have all of the freedom of expression you need to accurately portray me.
Personal responsibilit
28-01-2005, 22:35
Okay, will you make a pic of me?
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 22:41
Oooh! Oooh! Draw Me! As a Pirate! Or a ram!
A PIRATE RAM!
I'll give you fluffles and cool faces! Half now, half later!
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
WHOA. you should be way back in the list, but with an idea like that... it's getting done now.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Ramissle.JPG
The Plutonian Empire
28-01-2005, 22:42
Try drawing me :D
Ramissle
28-01-2005, 22:56
Jordaxia, your the best!
Here is your promised payment:
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Word Games
28-01-2005, 22:59
Do me! I would like to hold a picket sign..
NS Local 8976 on STRIKE
Gaeltach
28-01-2005, 23:00
Oo draw me stomping on WG's neck for abandoning us! :D
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 23:03
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Branin.JPG
Branins request is gettin' on a bit now, so I'd best do it before I lose the inspiration.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 23:24
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload1/Haken_Rider.JPG
This took me an age to think of, but not as long to draw. I think I'm due a medal.
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 23:47
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Vittos_Ordination.JPG
Vittos Ordination, with shark head. I trust my talents are appreciated once more.
Kiwicrog
28-01-2005, 23:51
Is it worth throwing in a request? Or are you already going to be sitting in a dark room drawing these until you are 114?
I'll put it in anyway! If you know me...
Jordaxia
28-01-2005, 23:52
Is it worth throwing in a request? Or are you already going to be sitting in a dark room drawing these until you are 114?
I'll put it in anyway! If you know me...
I've no idea who you are, sorry.
But I've not talked to most of these people on the thread, and it hasn't stopped me yet. You're... 8th in line, I believe.
Besides, I'd rather be drawing these than not. They're all that's keeping me sane at the moment (as in, giving me something to think about other than real life.)
EmoBuddy
28-01-2005, 23:54
:D I assumed you would draw me without even having to ask because I'm just that cool, but I guess you're gonna make me grovel on my knees...
Kiwicrog
28-01-2005, 23:55
I've no idea who you are, sorry.
But I've not talked to most of these people on the thread, and it hasn't stopped me yet. You're... 8th in line, I believe.Lol:
Caricaturist: "Do you like go karts?
Lisa: "No"
Caricaturist: "Suure, everyone likes go karts"
*Butchery of word "Caricaturist" and vague paraphrasing noted
Vittos Ordination
28-01-2005, 23:58
Doom, here I come!!!
Word Games
29-01-2005, 01:08
Do me! I would like to hold a picket sign..
NS Local 8976 on STRIKE
please
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 01:10
please
I will. I've been doing this ALL DAY, though, and I'm human. At the moment I'm having a well deserved break. Have patience...
Word Games
29-01-2005, 01:17
I will. I've been doing this ALL DAY, though, and I'm human. At the moment I'm having a well deserved break. Have patience...
ok, and thank you. Yes rest, any decent union will get you coffee breaks and stuff. Draw me and I'll get you into NS Local 8976.
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 02:01
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/Word_games..JPG
It is done. Although I might rest a night, let me get some fresh ideas.
Lilsminions
29-01-2005, 02:09
Hey draw me.
(same ip, but this is just for my own notation. A request from mon oncle, no less!)
Remember to do one for Cio, involving bikes and bloody knees.
(Wilco.)
For some reason, quite insistent I make a post on it. Nevermind.
Eh, I don't know why I even say. No-one except tha mods would be able to tell, and they probably don't frequent this thread.
Consider it a bump?
Word Games
29-01-2005, 03:22
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/Word_games..JPG
It is done. Although I might rest a night, let me get some fresh ideas.
I like it! Thanks ever so much! Put "Member of Local 8976" in your sig and you are in!
Erastide
29-01-2005, 03:27
I have to join in on this. Can I have my picture done? So far I've loved all the ones you've done.
God only knows what you'll come up with, but I'm sure it'll be interesting. :)
Los Banditos
29-01-2005, 03:35
I think these should be posted in the NS pic thread.
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 03:45
I have to join in on this. Can I have my picture done? So far I've loved all the ones you've done.
God only knows what you'll come up with, but I'm sure it'll be interesting. :)
Ooooh, now I have something to live up to. You've added the element of pressure. oh indeed? You are fortunate. I have an attack of inspirado.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/Erastide.JPG
All done.
Gaeltach
29-01-2005, 03:49
*sniffle*
...I want one...
I'll give you lotsa :fluffle: 's I had left over from the "most beautiful NSer" thread. :)
Shall I pose?
I know you wanna draw me. :)
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 03:50
*sniffle*
...I want one...
I'll give you lotsa :fluffle: 's I had left over from the "most beautiful NSer" thread. :)
Must... resist.... temptation....
*fails*
Expect to see one momentarily....
Gaeltach
29-01-2005, 03:53
Must... resist.... temptation....
*fails*
Expect to see one momentarily....
Yay!
The Plutonian Empire
29-01-2005, 03:55
@Jordaxia
Can you draw me, please?
Sarandra
29-01-2005, 03:59
Me Me Me!!!
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 04:02
@Jordaxia
Can you draw me, please?
I'm on it. At the moment I'm just drawing who strikes me with inspiration or leaves the most specific instructions. I was inspired by Erastide, and Gaeltach left instructions a while back.
don't forget me, I'm not paying you nothing to slack!
The Plutonian Empire
29-01-2005, 04:04
I'm on it. At the moment I'm just drawing who strikes me with inspiration or leaves the most specific instructions. I was inspired by Erastide, and Gaeltach left instructions a while back.
Oh. Sorry for bugging you... My apologies.
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 04:12
You weren't bugging me, I didn't mean to imply it if it seems that way.
Just, take everything I say with a pinch of salt. I'm not myself at the moment.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Gaeltach.JPG
This is what I've got for you, Gaeltach.
Galliam, you're last of the queue... only way to skip places is with inspiration or instructions.
Tellenthion
29-01-2005, 04:13
If you draw me, I'll give you my firstborn child. Be sure to include a donkey or donkey-related substance.
Mauiwowee
29-01-2005, 04:13
Very cool thread!
I would like to ask for my picture. Some people have trouble with my name, but if you say it out loud and think of an island in Hawaii and marijuana, you'll probably figure it out.
If that doesn't work, just think of Pink Floyd and an island in Hawaii as you do your art - let the muse move you! :)
:) ummm
I like bunnies and spam. I'm incredibly sexy muscular and I'kll give you a free psychiatric evaluation. :)
I was totally in before everybody but Gaeltach dude! It's not fair!
Gaeltach
29-01-2005, 04:16
Hahaha, that's great. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh? :D
And as promised..
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Hahaha, that's great. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh? :D
And as promised..
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Wheres mine Gael? Don't you love me anymore?
Los Banditos
29-01-2005, 04:21
:) ummm
I like bunnies and spam. I'm incredibly sexy muscular and I'kll give you a free psychiatric evaluation. :)
I was totally in before everybody but that hot Gaeltach chick! It's not fair!
Fixed
Fixed
Thanks. She IS hot. Like Fire or Magma.
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 04:29
Ooh, Jordaxia, are you still doing drawings?
If so, do me!
...
Pleeeeeeeease?
:(
Gaeltach
29-01-2005, 04:31
Maaaaaagmaaaaaa...
:fluffle: for Galli and Los Banditos :D
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 04:33
Ooh, Jordaxia, are you still doing drawings?
If so, do me!
...
Pleeeeeeeease?
:(
Of course I'm still doing drawings! Just as soon as I can get into gear!
(I think I need to take a note of what I just thought of for your one. It tickles me greatly. (I'm going to draw Plutonians and Galliams first, mind.) )
But peh... gimme half an hour, maybe 45 minutes and I'll have one. I like to take a few moments after each work to skive. possibly jive. If the mood takes me.
(I'm going to stop now or I will rant for another half an hour or so.)
The Plutonian Empire
29-01-2005, 04:35
But peh... gimme half an hour, maybe 45 minutes and I'll have one. I like to take a few moments after each work to skive. possibly jive. If the mood takes me.
(I'm going to stop now or I will rant for another half an hour or so.)
Okay, have fun! :) :D
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 04:35
But peh... gimme half an hour, maybe 45 minutes and I'll have one. I like to take a few moments after each work to skive. possibly jive.
Skiving and jiving?
Will you jive for a fiver? Skive with a diver?
Err, sorry, I just wanted to rhyme.
Skiving and jiving?
Will you jive for a fiver? Skive with a diver?
Err, sorry, I just wanted to rhyme.
*Hugs Neo-A*
Obviusly you need one.
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 04:40
*Hugs Neo-A*
Obviusly you need one.
Hrm, most people use the hug as an excuse to choke me until I stop chattering at them.
:D
Hrm, most people use the hug as an excuse to choke me until I stop chattering at them.
:D
*doesn't let go*
Huh? Whast was that? ;)
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 04:44
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload0/Plutonian_Empire.JPG
Plutonian Empire.... your drawing took so long because I wanted to get the scale right.
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 04:45
-snip img-
Plutonian Empire.... your drawing took so long because I wanted to get the scale right.
It's brilliant!
TPE should print it out and frame it.
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 04:46
*doesn't let go*
Huh? Whast was that? ;)
Mmph! Mmmph mumble mumble grr...
*struggles*
lol! To da max! TRhat pic is hilarious!
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 04:48
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Galliam.JPG
Rabbits... spam... I just missed out your musculature because you already got 2/3 wishes. And 2/3 ain't bad.
The Plutonian Empire
29-01-2005, 04:49
<snip>
Plutonian Empire.... your drawing took so long because I wanted to get the scale right.
I agree with Neo-A, Brilliant!
Savin it to my computer ;) :) :D
Thanks much!
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
Mmph! Mmmph mumble mumble grr...
*struggles*
*changes hug to "Bear" status*
I love you BEAAAAAAAAARY much!
The Plutonian Empire
29-01-2005, 04:52
*Hands over crowbar to Neo-Anarchists*
Maybe this'll help? :D
*Hands over crowbar to Neo-Anarchists*
Maybe this'll help? :D
Doubt it.
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 05:20
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Neo-Anarchists.JPG
This one rules. It's even got the water distortion effect!
*am proud of my work again*
How come everybody elses is so much better than mine? :confused:
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 05:28
How come everybody elses is so much better than mine? :confused:
you were vaguely rude to me earlier. Hence, justice is dispensed. If you ask nicely I'll draw you a proper one tomorrow, and I'll make it really good.
Not before (muahhahahaha.)
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 05:34
-snip img-
This one rules. It's even got the water distortion effect!
*am proud of my work again*
Yay! I get a pope hat!
AND I get to sail in boiling water!
:fluffle:
Do me! Do me! ....given noone remembers who I am anymore, a picture of my greatness should get my message out to the simple minded... I forget where I was going! Picture Picture Picture!
*eyes glaze over*
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 05:38
Yay! I get a pope hat!
AND I get to sail in boiling water!
:fluffle:
Don't forget the duck! think of the duck! paddling in the boiling water.
You look as if you're trying to rescue it, right enough. The ducks name is Dave.
Dave Duckington-waithwhistleingtoff the 9th.
Sarandra
29-01-2005, 05:49
YOU FORGOT ME!!!
ME!!!
ME!!!
ME!!!
Hi. It's me from FIVE PAGES BACK!!!
^_^
YOU FORGOT ME!!!
ME!!!
ME!!!
ME!!!
Hi. It's me from FIVE PAGES BACK!!!
^_^
Yes forgot....
*obnoxious snort*
Sarandra
29-01-2005, 05:51
Yes forgot....
*obnoxious snort*
Haha.
I'm just reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally bored.
La Terra di Liberta
29-01-2005, 05:52
Draw me saying something like "Yar, I be a scurvy cur!". Something clever, yet lacking obvious wit.
Jordaxia
29-01-2005, 05:53
YOU FORGOT ME!!!
ME!!!
ME!!!
ME!!!
Hi. It's me from FIVE PAGES BACK!!!
^_^
I'm a busy person! no time to be associating with the commoners!
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I've been forgetting a lot of people.
It's 5am. I should go to sleep.
Tomorrow, m'kay?
Draw me saying something like "Yar, I be a scurvy cur!". Something clever, yet lacking obvious wit.
Don't you see?
Sarandra
29-01-2005, 05:54
I'm a busy person! no time to be associating with the commoners!
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I've been forgetting a lot of people.
It's 5am. I should go to sleep.
Tomorrow, m'kay?
wow 5am??? GO TO SLEEP!!!
I'm a busy person! no time to be associating with the commoners!
Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I've been forgetting a lot of people.
It's 5am. I should go to sleep.
Tomorrow, m'kay?
Yes, after I get a poorly draw paint image... then you mays sleep... FOREVER!!!! :fluffle:
La Terra di Liberta
29-01-2005, 06:00
Don't you see?
I have two eyes that are fully functional and hence see but what am I looking at?
Neo-Anarchists
29-01-2005, 06:08
I have two eyes that are fully functional and hence see but what am I looking at?
Probably your computer screen.
;)
La Terra di Liberta
29-01-2005, 06:09
Probably your computer screen.
;)
In my religion, computer screens are said to be the gateway to hell, so I hope not.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Branin.JPG
Branins request is gettin' on a bit now, so I'd best do it before I lose the inspiration.
*scratches head*
Huh, okay. Thanks.
La Terra di Liberta
29-01-2005, 06:18
*scratches head*
Huh, okay. Thanks.
Wow, 5 o'clock shadow.........
Planners
29-01-2005, 06:41
ummm, Ya great thread amazing. Extra fluffles Jordaxia if you do me in colour. HOw about an alien with 5 heads on a map eating cheese talking german? CHEERS!!!
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
29-01-2005, 07:05
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/Adrian_Barbeau-bot.JPG
Adrian... your masterpiece is complete.
Hm.... who next...
thank you, you are indeed the most talented person on nationstates. you should sell these, you could make a fortune.
Harlesburg
29-01-2005, 07:44
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Harlesburg.JPG
All is explained in the drawing.
Sweet mate at least you didnt call me a Jack Ass :p
or Assinus Mussolini-Funny
Erastide
29-01-2005, 07:54
Ooooh, now I have something to live up to. You've added the element of pressure. oh indeed? You are fortunate. I have an attack of inspirado.
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/Erastide.JPG
All done.
:D :D :D
It's great! I've been laughing for like 5 min or so. And you know that wall is no protection.... :p
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Harlesburg
29-01-2005, 08:00
I've no idea who you are, sorry.
But I've not talked to most of these people on the thread, and it hasn't stopped me yet. You're... 8th in line, I believe.
Besides, I'd rather be drawing these than not. They're all that's keeping me sane at the moment (as in, giving me something to think about other than real life.)
Hah you should post more crap-like me it keeps me occupied ;)
Harlesburg
29-01-2005, 08:07
I think these should be posted in the NS pic thread.
Yeah then people would know what i look like and be able to commit suicide. :eek:
Wow, 5 o'clock shadow.........
Ya. Strange.
Kroblexskij
29-01-2005, 14:34
wow i look like a spider. and you put me with my nemisis. the forte piano :headbang:
Aratlibia
29-01-2005, 14:39
Heh, if you ever get this far, go ahead, draw me :P
The power of the muffin Commands you to draw me!
The Emperor Fenix
29-01-2005, 23:03
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Branin.JPG
I happen to think this one, is the funniest one :P.
Zalanderin
30-01-2005, 00:54
Demands get you everywhere. I'm in the mood for drawing people with names that begin with Z....
I know this was a while ago... but how's Zalanderin for a Z-name? Pretty please? *doe eyes* I have interesting smilies in exchange...
Superpower07
30-01-2005, 00:57
Please draw my pic, Jordaxia!
Word Games
30-01-2005, 01:06
Please draw my pic, Jordaxia!
Single O seven! (application submitted to kill)
Sarandra
30-01-2005, 04:45
::is Still Waiting::
Word Games
30-01-2005, 04:48
::is Still Waiting::
Jordax is off line...
Occidio Multus
30-01-2005, 04:51
i would like to hereby offer my applause to the wonderful , talented, adorable, endearing JORDAXIA for this most awesome thread. congratulations! :fluffle:
:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
an orgy to celebrate!
Israelities et Buddist
30-01-2005, 21:50
Dang what didnt I see this before. Now the pacifist jew/budhha is angry. Well I geuss its too late for me :( . I will now go meditate in the middle of a frozen bay. I WANT MY PICTURE. WHAA WHHAA! ok im back and off to my meditation. (not very becomimng of 20 year old aye)
Nation of Fortune
30-01-2005, 22:58
ARGH you got me, damn you! now I want you to draw me!
-Verbatim-
31-01-2005, 02:35
Ooh ooh, draw me!
Laskin Yahoos
31-01-2005, 08:54
Hey, can you draw my picture?
I am guaranteed to be 60% Europhobism, 30% wry but not sarcastic humor, and 10% anti-AmeriFascism by weight (which is a lot since I'm an American). Oh yeah, I'm also a backwards retrograde uneducated farmer (You can farm moose? Well I'll be durned!) living in a redneck state.
Jordaxia
31-01-2005, 11:24
Right right, got everyone's orders... excellent... the thread grows even without my assistance. Kinda difficult since I'm at uni at the moment, and the damned pc's don't have paint installed. But do you know what does have paint installed? My small, convenient flash ROM. So I may as well be at my usual pc except that it's slower.
Two pictures already done, just need to sliiightly edit a name, they'll be up in moments, then I can spend the next six hours getting even further behind. Damn early close times today...
By the way. They rule. You should be so proud that they were drawn on my home pc, tha Weasy Tortoise of Camelot, Doom, and Paintart.
Here's hoping uploads still work....
Yus, they do!
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/Rotovia.JPG
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/Sarandra.jpg
Yeah, two pictures in one post... Top one Rotovia, bottom one Sarandra. Other peoples on the way.
Jordaxia
31-01-2005, 11:48
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/La_terra_di_Liberta.jpg
Mmm'kay... what I'm gonna do now is get several done of the nine I have left to do, I believe, in maybe three posts? Three pictures per post, everyones happy, I don't run out of witticisms, and maybe get the lot finished fairly quickly. I'm only giving my hopeful guarantee of completion to the nine who are already on the list, though I'm sure I'm running out of people... damnit.
Blah, anyway, I'm not excempting peeps, it just might be done tomorrow.
Legless Pirates
31-01-2005, 11:50
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/La_terra_di_Liberta.jpg
Mmm'kay... what I'm gonna do now is get several done of the nine I have left to do, I believe, in maybe three posts? Three pictures per post, everyones happy, I don't run out of witticisms, and maybe get the lot finished fairly quickly. I'm only giving my hopeful guarantee of completion to the nine who are already on the list, though I'm sure I'm running out of people... damnit.
Blah, anyway, I'm not excempting peeps, it just might be done tomorrow.
HARGH! The people demand more pirates