NationStates Jolt Archive

Love gives you no benefit, and wastes time!
Ah, and I'm not going to kill anyone. If a girl seeks me out (which I doubt, due to my inherent ugliness), and won't go away, I'll just slap a restraining order on her.I think I see the reason now!

what you can do, is spend a night in with pizza and pronography. And beer. Once you realise that this as good as life gets for single guys you'll probably feel a lot more cheerful.
Hmm.
For me, that turned into more like "Once you realize this is as good as life gets for singles, you spin into a pit of self-destruction and end up with a couple of suicide attempts and an opiate habit."

Then again, i'm good at fucking up my life like that.

Hmm.
For me, that turned into more like "Once you realize this is as good as life gets for singles, you spin into a pit of self-destruction and end up with a couple of suicide attempts and an opiate habit."

Then again, i'm good at fucking up my life like that.

Yeah...I was making lunch today when I realized I still had a bottle of vodka in the freezer. and I go "Hmmmmm......"

But then i remember i shouldn't drink in the middle of the afternoon right before i go to work, lol.

Hmm... I never saw it that way. Thanks for bringing that up :)
Sorry. I just had an offhand comment about liberals that had little to do with my main point, somebody latched onto it...Yadda yadda. Sorry. Ahem, now, Mistress Kimberly, you mustn't have sex. It is entirely easy to live without it(Never even been kissed, and proud of it), and it gives you NO benefit!

Most people don't listen to other people's arguements unless they want to pick them apart. Especially on the internet. Which is why i try to stay away from the controversial topics.
I listen, it's just that I don't agree!

I listen, it's just that I don't agree!
fine then, what is so sick and wrong about sex?

fine then, what is so sick and wrong about sex?

Here we go....

Here we go....
I probably shouldn't, but I'm going to anyway.

Definitely ignoring it. Life without sex would be like...life without cherry coke.
Nah, a better analogy would be life without sex is like life without caffiene or theobromin

Nah, a better analogy would be life without sex is like life without caffiene or theobromin

Eh, I tried. :rolleyes:

So...how you feeling today?

fine then, what is so sick and wrong about sex?
1. The very thought of sticking my genitals into someone else's body...Ughhh...Either way, it becomes simply an exchange of bodily fluids.
2. It leads people to react irrationally. No offense to Ms. Kimberly, but she is proof. I mean, spend hours crying over some a**hole?
3. It drains away a person's intelligence, as they think with their genitals, rather than their brains.

So...how you feeling today?

I feel decent...looking forward to the weekend. Some crap is going down at work though that I am kinda angry about....hopefully i will get my new job and i can tell this place to kiss my butt.

1. The very thought of sticking my genitals into someone else's body...Ughhh...Either way, it becomes simply an exchange of bodily fluids.
2. It leads people to react irrationally. No offense to Ms. Kimberly, but she is proof. I mean, spend hours crying over some a**hole?
3. It drains away a person's intelligence, as they think with their genitals, rather than their brains.

1. Your opinion.
2. She spent hours crying over it because she liked the guy enough to stay in a relationship with him, only to have him dump her just like that *snaps fingers* because she moved three hours away. He was an asshole, though. Also, it's not always about the sex. Some people like to think that way, that love is there only to get someone else in the mood for sex, but others don't.
3. That's true for most people, but not everyone.

2. It leads people to react irrationally. No offense to Ms. Kimberly, but she is proof. I mean, spend hours crying over some a**hole?
3. It drains away a person's intelligence, as they think with their genitals, rather than their brains.
The thing is you can not separate love from sex. Irrational behaviour typically comes from love, and phallocentricity (don't know the equivalent for women) from nymphopilia.

1. Your opinion.
2. She spent hours crying over it because she liked the guy enough to stay in a relationship with him, only to have him dump her just like that *snaps fingers* because she moved three hours away. He was an asshole, though. Also, it's not always about the sex. Some people like to think that way, that love is there only to get someone else in the mood for sex, but others don't.
3. That's true for most people, but not everyone.
Quit feeding the trolls.

Quit feeding the trolls.
I don't think that Armandian Cheese is a troll. He is just a person with very unique views. Very unique. And can not help from spouting them as the lowest of all underdogs.

I don't think that Armandian Cheese is a troll. He is just a person with very unique views. Very unique. And can not help from spouting them as the lowest of all underdogs.
In most threads I would not consider him such, but in this thread he has the same effect as many a troll.

In most threads I would not consider him such, but in this thread he has the same effect as many a troll.
Ahh, I see your point now. In that respect, yes, you are correct.

So...I am back from the weekend in IA.

Turns out that the cousin of my friend's friend (yeah...), was a guy i knew my freshman year of high school. (long time ago). I had a crush on him back then (he was a senior at the time). He also used to work with my mom, and he would always ask her about me.

And saturday night we shared a sleeping bag next to the fireplace. And....uh....you figure out the rest. lol. :p

And saturday night we shared a sleeping bag next to the fireplace. And....uh....you figure out the rest. lol. :p
If you haven't gotten over it now, then you're hopeless!

If you haven't gotten over it now, then you're hopeless!

Lol, it helps. At least I know I won't have to go without sex!

Lol, it helps. At least I know I won't have to go without sex!
*snickers* yep, that always seems to help! Glad to hear you're better, we can't have you good looking NS gals downtrodden - it just doesnt suit you at all - you've much to pretty a smile to hide behind a frown :D

:fluffle:'s to you miss!

*snickers* yep, that always seems to help! Glad to hear you're better, we can't have you good looking NS gals downtrodden - it just doesnt suit you at all - you've much to pretty a smile to hide behind a frown :D

:fluffle:'s to you miss!

:fluffle: 's to you too.

Aww! So sweet I got a cavity! ;)

Glad to see you had a good weekend, Mistress Kimberly :)

Glad to see you had a good weekend, Mistress Kimberly :)
Ditto.