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Wow, good thing I brought my hi-8!!! haha! :D

Wow, good thing I brought my hi-8!!! haha! :D


but whos gonna man the cam? Or do you have a tripod? <inserts naughty pun here>

but whos gonna man the cam? Or do you have a tripod? <inserts naughty pun here>
ROFL.

Not me. I am a unipod :eek: :fluffle:

ROFL.

Not me. I am a unipod :eek: :fluffle:

lmao....indeed you are!

Ya know, when I first saw this thread I was like, "Girls For Sale! WTF?"

But then it seems that this one of those funny cool threads, not a thread debating prostitution or something. So rock on! :D

*blows kiss at AmandaTheGreat*

*sings* Diddly diddly dee... two ladies... ah diddly diddly dee... two ladies... ah diddy diddly dee... und nur ein Man, just one yeah... ;)

ROFL.

Not me. I am a unipod :eek: :fluffle:
LMAO!!! HAHA!! :p

Boy, I am gone for two days and this has added like four pages or more.

Sorry, I got to work while I go to school.

Okay, I have decided on five, but they can change.

5. Legless Pirates, for the pink panties because I am addicted to Victoria's Secret.

4. Pantylvania, just because I like his humor. I love laughing! Plus, you said you would massage my feet.

3. Valient, for his poetry, taking the time to write it is very nice and creative.

2. Smalmo, for the pony yacht thingy.

1. Down System, for offering me his heart, body, and soul. I could do a lot of damage there. Heehee. ;)
Outer Heaven MK II, you come in sixth because I would love a planet.

Tantric Verses, as for seeing God, I see God in people everyday. Yet, thanks for the offer.

Y'all did great. If ya have any more ideas let us know because KT and I are going to coverse and collaborate our personal preferences into one and then decide.

Boy, I am gone for two days and this has added like four pages or more.

Sorry, I got to work while I go to school.

Okay, I have decided on five, but they can change.

5. Legless Pirates, for the pink panties because I am addicted to Victoria's Secret.

4. Pantylvania, just because I like his humor. I love laughing! Plus, you said you would massage my feet.

3. Valient, for his poetry, taking the time to write it is very nice and creative.

2. Smalmo, for the pony yacht thingy.

1. Down System, for offering me his heart, body, and soul. I could do a lot of damage there. Heehee. ;)
Outer Heaven MK II, you come in sixth because I would love a planet.

Tantric Verses, as for seeing God, I see God in people everyday. Yet, thanks for the offer.

Y'all did great. If ya have any more ideas let us know because KT and I are going to coverse and collaborate our personal preferences into one and then decide.


But I can offer Uber Cuteness! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/213147)

Boy, I am gone for two days and this has added like four pages or more.

Sorry, I got to work while I go to school.

Okay, I have decided on five, but they can change.

5. Legless Pirates, for the pink panties because I am addicted to Victoria's Secret.

4. Pantylvania, just because I like his humor. I love laughing! Plus, you said you would massage my feet.

3. Valient, for his poetry, taking the time to write it is very nice and creative.

2. Smalmo, for the pony yacht thingy.

1. Down System, for offering me his heart, body, and soul. I could do a lot of damage there. Heehee. ;)
Outer Heaven MK II, you come in sixth because I would love a planet.

Tantric Verses, as for seeing God, I see God in people everyday. Yet, thanks for the offer.

Y'all did great. If ya have any more ideas let us know because KT and I are going to coverse and collaborate our personal preferences into one and then decide.


Oh crap...... dont worry Lasc and LP.....

*puts on skimpy cupid outfit again*

my work is never done! :fluffle:

LP and Lasc are still first on MY list. :fluffle:

Take notes kids: Men with pink panties get the girl because of that fact :D

:fluffle:

LP and Lasc are still first on MY list. :fluffle:
Well, thats good... but still...

I didnt make the second list! :( *cries*
(im hoping to show my sensitive side here!)

Take notes kids: Men with pink panties get the girl because of that fact :D

:fluffle:

I'll have to keep that in mind.

Although, I can offer a world with no "Paradise Club" ... all my panties are green.

Don't worry, Lasc. It's the FINAL list that counts... :fluffle:

Well, thats good... but still...

I didnt make the second list! :( *cries*
(im hoping to show my sensitive side here!)


you two should make a list

Take notes kids: Men with pink panties get the girl because of that fact :D

:fluffle:
It's not a risk I'm willing to take. Being beaten up by a couple of skinheads while calling you a 'fagget'... :(

Rather the hard way. :cool:

Well, KT did point out some things to me that I missed. Sorry I had to skim to catch up. But the final list will come later, so things you do or say can help change the list.

Don't worry, Lasc. It's the FINAL list that counts... :fluffle:
awww!!! :fluffle:
you two should make a list
To get girls for us? :confused:

If you need to buy yourself a girlfriend.. well, thats just sad.

Well, I hope you enjoyed that explosion, 'cause that's the last thing I'm gonna blow up for a while.... And I have other things on mind. And, of course, I also think that love and companionship and friendship come first before all else. Pyromania is just the pack of fries on the side. ;)

Even if I don't make your list, I'm sure there are plenty of other ladies that you might want to introduce me to (or vice versa). ;)

Yay, I made it onto the second list. Alas, my poetic prowess will most likely not enable me to vault onto the top, let alone make the final list.

Still, I am honored to be recognized, albeit briefly.

*Sitting here listening to Sunday Morning After by Maroon 5*

if you aren't able to agree on one candidate, and if I'm one of the last two, I'm willing to go with whichever of you wants me to win

Ok, Ill add in absoloute devotion... and if that isnt enough, Im going to add in the duration of my sentiments for good measure! :)

Its all about honesty! ;)

If you need to buy yourself a girlfriend.. well, thats just sad.
Well, I'm guessing you aren't winning then!
:D

Well, I'm guessing you aren't winning then!

And mine is a real winner?
i'm just killing time, I have a harem (yes in RL) so it doesn't really matter to me

so who won?

so who won?
me

:gundge: :sniper: :mp5: :fluffle: :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

As Amanda has disappeared, no one has won yet. The final list will be up soon though, I promise!

so who won?

I win no matter what because I have tube socks.

Sorry I have been gone. I had a busy week with school. Just after class on Friday I had to work and well, Saturday was my birthday. I am so old now. Heehee I promise it will come up soon, just give me some time. School takes a lot of my time and I also work late hours. So, sleep never really comes for me.

Sorry I have been gone. I had a busy week with school. Just after class on Friday I had to work and well, Saturday was my birthday. I am so old now. Heehee I promise it will come up soon, just give me some time. School takes a lot of my time and I also work late hours. So, sleep never really comes for me.

Go for the pony guy , that was cute.

so who won?
I'm thinking Lascivious Maximus. I'm way too ugly to win :D (At least, I think I'm ugly... )

Well, looks do NOT matter, besides it was creativity that was going to win anyway.

So the pony guy is winning, you guys need to be more like the pony guy...I know alot of what he wrote went over your heads but that's because men are dumb and don't know subtility from a horse's ass. Be more subtle guys

So the pony guy is winning, you guys need to be more like the pony guy...I know alot of what he wrote went over your heads but that's because men are dumb and don't know subtility from a horse's ass. Be more subtle guys
Hey! I can tell the diference from a horses ass, now if you said a wmbats, then i'd be clueless

And now...at long last...what you have all been waiting for...

THE WINNERS!!!

In third place....Pantylvania!

In second place...Legless Pirates!

And the winner is....Lascivious Maximus.

We would like to thank all of you for your lovely offers, though! :fluffle:

And now...at long last...what you have all been waiting for...

THE WINNERS!!!

In third place....Pantylvania!

In second place...Legless Pirates!

And the winner is....Lascivious Maximus.

We would like to thank all of you for your lovely offers, though! :fluffle:


I guess that darn itchy cupid outfit I sported worked after all lasc and LP! ( I will cease the wench hunt immediately LP)

you owe me huge ....

Absolutely positive you don't wanna take a dip in the shark tank? :D


We must have this again on NS sometime, 286 posts...damn. I didn't know so many people were either so desperate or really love a good opportunity to cause a laugh.

And the winner is....Lascivious Maximus.
Whoohoo! I was right all along! :smug: :smug: :D
Congrats, Lascivious Maximus. :cool:









Well, my "work" here is done... :D

*Jumps off a cliff to his doom*

And the winner is....Lascivious Maximus.
*After being crowned, Lasc calmly strolled over to the two beautiful looking girls, he ran his hands, one on each girl, over the small of their backs... then turned and kissed each the other on the cheeks as he pulled them deep into his arms and flashed them a each a wink with his warm green eyes... *

Girls, youve made the right choice! :fluffle:

*After being crowned, Lasc calmly strolled over to the two beautiful looking girls, he ran his hands, one on each girl, over the small of their backs... then turned and kissed each the other on the cheeks as he pulled them deep into his arms and flashed them a each a wink with his warm green eyes... *

Girls, youve made the right choice! :fluffle:
*Walks off mumbling something about lesbians* :D

Not lesbians, just liberal I think! :)

I watch, and then applaud.

"Well done Lasvicious. I hope you take better care of them than I ever could have..."

Trying not to let sadness creep into my features, I turn, my overcoat twirling dramatically, and I begin to walk off.

My name is David, ruler of The Holy Empire of Stem-Cell Research and I could definetly use some ladies...... :fluffle:

*watches Outer Heaven walk sadly away*

*starts to feel bad*

*runs after him and gives him a hug and a :fluffle: *

I smiled deeply. I guess I won in my own special way, and hey, a hug and a kiss ain't bad going for me. I stroked Gorgamin's face, moved to kiss her, and then stopped. Instead I whispered in her ear.

"Thank you. Even though Lascivious wins, you can still have what I offered, and Outer Heaven MK II is always at your service. Tell your friend that, and good luck. I hope things work out."

:eek:

I smiled, and then looked over at Amanda. She looked at me. I didn't know if she was going to do anything, but either way, I kissed my fingers, and put them out to her, indicating an affectionate goodbye. Smiling again at Gorgamin, I walked backwards a few steps, turned, and once again began to walk to my transport.

*watches Outer Heaven walk away a bit, then hurries back to Amanda and whispers in her ear*

We may have made an error in judgement...

*Plutonian's spirit rises from beyond the cliff*

"Oh, god. Please, not another competition! I was just about to go home to Pluto! :D"

*Goes back down, brings the mangled carcass back up, heals all wounds, and re-enters*

"I'm back. Just in case. :D"