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Chicken pi
05-01-2005, 02:04
*Overpowers the four-assed monkey and beats in to submission*

Alright, now we have the monkey and Cog unconscious. We still need to find the others.

Skapadroe goes off and distracts the mods with some BS about Bush being a giant lizard while I hack into the mod master terminal.

EDIT: Word Games is being held on detention level 2!

*steals a forum mod uniform and attempts to infiltrate the castle*
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 02:06
*Comes out of nowhere*

Hey, guys...
Hey! We found Verb. Now we need to get WG. Was anyone else left behind?
Gaeltach
05-01-2005, 02:09
Just Ju, but I have no idea where he got off to. He was distracting the airborn threat..
-Verbatim-
05-01-2005, 02:16
So who has THE LIST?
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 02:17
So who has THE LIST?
Gael does. That is, if it is not a fake and this mission was not a setup.
Chicken pi
05-01-2005, 02:22
While infiltrating the cell block, I find a cosy ventilation shaft and decide to have a sleep.

*yawn* see you guys tomorrow.
The Former Smoking Man
05-01-2005, 02:28
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7188/the_former_smoking_man.jpg

*takes a drag*

There is no list. There is no Mod conspiracy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 02:40
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7188/the_former_smoking_man.jpg

*takes a drag*

There is no list. There is no Mod conspiracy. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I don't trust this man. He might be a mod in disguise.
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:06
*crawling through the ooze in the tunnels under mOd central*

I see a light.. Hey where's -verb-?
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:17
I'm out.. http://www.cecs.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/cc7/Cave-m.jpg

Lets hope I find that Hummer we came here in
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:22
There it is..

http://www.kommuuni.net/images/lair/april2001/hummer_at_home3.jpg
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:25
[comm] Gael, WG here! Coming home in the HumVee
Gaeltach
05-01-2005, 06:26
[comm] Wait! We're back in central! No transp- *static*
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:32
..back IN..of course they would attempt a rescue.. It's our CODE Never leave anyone behind ( or was that never leave anyone's behind?)

[comm] Gael you're breaking up .. I'll drive around front..Confirm how many inside?
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:43
**She said < Wait! We're back in central! No transp- .**
thinking out loud..
No transp..irspiartion.. No transp..misssion No transp..artey

Damn I'm just no good at these word games..
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 06:46
So, gentlemen and lady, how do we plan on esiting this place again?
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:47
*sits in Humvee dazed and confused*

Better wait a minute.. [comm]Alpha one to Delta two-six come in OVER
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 06:50
*sits in Humvee dazed and confused*

Better wait a minute.. [comm]Alpha one to Delta two-six come in OVER
[radio]WG...are trying to...maybe a...up.

Damn this radio! Of all times.
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 06:55
Here's my idea for a plan: Gael, you doing your magical flying thing out the window and get the disc to safety. Inform WG of the plan. Me and the others will find a way out and rendevous at the crashsite.
Word Games
05-01-2005, 06:56
[radio]WG...are trying to...maybe a...up.

Damn this radio! Of all times.


...are trying to...maybe a...up.

Damn! more word games.. I hate word games!! Word games are SPAM..

Whoa where did THAt come from.. Musta had my tin hat on a bit too loose when I went under those wires..
Gaeltach
05-01-2005, 06:56
Here's my idea for a plan: Gael, you doing your magical flying thing out the window and get the disc to safety. Inform WG of the plan. Me and the others will find a way out and rendevous at the crashsite.
Alright.

*Her black wings form, and she flies quickly down the corridors, past the body of Cog and out an open window*
Word Games
05-01-2005, 07:00
... transp..port

TRANSPORT no transport.. :eek:

They musta CRASHED coming back for me and -Verb-..

I better go look for the Crash site..

*Hummer roars to life*

{comm} anyone there? repeat anyone there?
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 07:01
Alright men. Prepare for a fun trip down some floors to find a first floor exit.

*Begins the trek to a stairwell.*
Word Games
05-01-2005, 07:04
* four wheel skid around a corner*

*sees crash site*

[radio]WG...are trying to...maybe a...up.


Damn! more word games..

I'll wait here

{comm] Wg at crash site.. waiting for word..<static>
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 07:07
Careful gentlemen. I hear they have a new m0d at their disposal and will probably want to test him on us. Watch your sixes. One more flight to go.
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 07:13
http://www.sloppyfilms.com/murnau/doorway.jpg
Alright, that should be the door out of here, if my map is right. Oh crap, Myrth!
Gaeltach
05-01-2005, 07:15
OOC: I wonder if Myrth looks at all these crazy-ass picture we have for him..

IC:
*She flew low and fast, retracing the flight from chasing Cog, and before too long she found herself at the crash site*
Word Games
05-01-2005, 07:19
<thinking>
[radio]WG...are trying to...maybe a...up.

Crap..

[comm]Gael if your there, i'm at the crash site.. Will stay here as long as I can OVER

WOW She really can fly!
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 07:19
OOC:I hope not.

IC:*With the help of a quiet, well armed fire team, Bandit is able to incapacitate Myrth long enough to escape.*

Now all we have is a long jaunt through the jungle on foot. Might check the radio again.

[radio]WG? Gael? do you read?
Gaeltach
05-01-2005, 07:21
[radio] Loud and clear..
Word Games
05-01-2005, 07:22
[radio]WG? Gael? do you read?

[comm] Los Band! I have you, I have Gael in sight! where in the HE double hockey sticks are you?
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 07:24
[comm]We just made it out of the m0dcastle. We are now in route to the site...if we can remember the way. ETA one hour. Over.
Word Games
05-01-2005, 07:27
Yawns...

*falls asleep in the Humvee*

ooc been a long day, G'night all!
Los Banditos
05-01-2005, 07:31
*Begins long trek through the jungle*

OOC:yeah, me too. Guess I'll pick this up tomorrow.
Word Games
06-01-2005, 05:38
<Dreaming Mmmm,,, Ohhh Ahhh.. >

Whoa.. Where am I?.. Oh yah.. Damn, I was having such a lovely dream..
:eek:
What's that noise?
Los Banditos
08-01-2005, 01:33
*Finally reaches a clearing in the jungle that contains the wreck site. He looks around and makes sure the area is clear of enemies and spots WG in the hummer*

OOC: Hooray! I have the internet again!
Word Games
08-01-2005, 03:30
*hears something approaching through the jungle*

Ohh crap I hope that's a friend..
-Verbatim-
08-01-2005, 05:37
*Comes out of the jungle*

Sup?
Gaeltach
08-01-2005, 05:39
*perches on top of the wreckage*
Word Games
08-01-2005, 17:06
Hey folks. Wanna get out of here? the Hummer has over half a tank of fuel..

ooc: Off line, damn..
Chicken pi
08-01-2005, 17:11
I wake up to find that a friendly monkey has dragged me out of the ventilation shaft I was sleeping in and deposited me in the back of the humvee.

Hi guys!


EDIT: Hellloooo, Word Games!

*jumps around and whistles in an attempt to get attention*
Ankhmet
08-01-2005, 17:15
:) Now I've been having a look through this and come to a conclusion.

If they have data about you that you don't want them to have, you can ask them to delete it, depending on where you live. It depends on whatever variant your country has on the Data Protection act.YOU CAN BE SAFE! :)
Word Games
08-01-2005, 17:28
:) Now I've been having a look through this and come to a conclusion.

If they have data about you that you don't want them to have, you can ask them to delete it, depending on where you live. It depends on whatever variant your country has on the Data Protection act.YOU CAN BE SAFE! :)

Hahahha, good one! This site is not a democracy or subscribe does it to any regulation or rule except their own. It's owned by Maxine a twisted, depraved.................. .... ... ..

<Balance of post deleted by .. never mind it's not iyour business who deleted it>
Ankhmet
08-01-2005, 19:28
Well, it's forcedon them. They have to follow these rules. Unless the NS mods live in their own little state, somewhere near the Isle of Wight.....
Word Games
08-01-2005, 19:31
Well, it's forcedon them. They have to follow these rules. Unless the NS mods live in their own little state, somewhere near the Isle of Wight.....


Could you post the rules and/or link to them?

Maybe we could force-em..
Los Banditos
08-01-2005, 20:12
*pulls his bike out of the crashed helicopter*

What do you know? It still works. I'm ready to go whenever you guys are.
Chicken pi
08-01-2005, 20:29
*pulls his bike out of the crashed helicopter*

What do you know? It still works. I'm ready to go whenever you guys are.

*gets on a small bicycle*

Let's lock n' load, rock n' roll and go kick some mod butt.


*lights cigar, drinks a glass of whisky in one gulp and pedals away*
Los Banditos
08-01-2005, 20:38
*gets on a small bicycle*

Let's lock n' load, rock n' roll and go kick some mod butt.


*lights cigar, drinks a glass of whisky in one gulp and pedals away*
Alright. Let's roll out again. *Kick starts his cruiser and lights up a cigarette as well.*
Chicken pi
08-01-2005, 20:49
Alright. Let's roll out again. *Kick starts his cruiser and lights up a cigarette as well.*

Okay. We'll surround the base and catch them like rats in a trap. Bingo! We'll have them right in our sights and we'll be going home for Christmas.



Dammit, I can't think up any more cliches. I watch too many original movies...
Word Games
08-01-2005, 23:22
Let's get back to HQ and regroup, Is Gael with us?
Gaeltach
08-01-2005, 23:28
[radio] Holding down the fort!
Word Games
08-01-2005, 23:31
ok we all head to HQ! *HumVee roars to life*
Hop in folks this is going to be a ride! Someone grab the tail gun and fire at will..
Chicken pi
08-01-2005, 23:33
ok we all head to HQ! *HumVee roars to life*
Hop in folks this is going to be a ride! Someone grab the tail gun and fire at will..

*I grab the tail gun and aim it into the jungle foliage*

"It's quiet. Too quiet."
Word Games
08-01-2005, 23:36
[radio] Gael heading to your 20 asap

Hop in or walk!
Gaeltach
08-01-2005, 23:44
[radio] Just get to HQ. I made it to BDOC and am currently monitering your progress.
Word Games
08-01-2005, 23:46
oh yes the GPS tracking chip in the HumVee..

[radio] 10-4 Gael on the way.

* mud and sand flies as the hummer roars off *
Chicken pi
08-01-2005, 23:59
oh yes the GPS tracking chip in the HumVee..

[radio] 10-4 Gael on the way.

* mud and sand flies as the hummer roars off *

Watch out, the Krankees are following us!
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:05
Watch out, the Krankees are following us!

I'll drive. You take the tail gun and shoot anything that gains on us
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 00:10
I'll drive. You take the tail gun and shoot anything that gains on us

I got all of them except Jimmy Krankee. She's too damn small to hit!

*jimmy krankie lunges at the jeep, pulling me off it*

Noooooooo...
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:14
I got all of them except Jimmy Krankee. She's too damn small to hit!

*jimmy krankie lunges at the jeep, pulling me off it*

Noooooooo...

*Looks in the rear view and sees a naked Jimmy and Chicken in a wild embrace *

I should turn around and get 'em with the water cannon..

*ponders*

I
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 00:19
high up in the sky, a Bladiean "Switchblade" chopper spots a Humvee being pursued by ghasty looking guards. As this chopper had been monitering the situation closely, the crew decides that this would be the perfect time to give a hand...

*Inside transport chopper*

Captain! the humvee is not going to make it much longer, it looks like they lost thier gunner!

Alright team, the time is now, lets give them some cover so that they can make it back to base!

The chopper swoops down, a rather large chain gun on the side blazing at the guards..

Captain, I am setting up the gassing mechanisim, lets put those bastards to sleep!

Got it! Im bringing us closer!

The gas chamber opens up and the yellow gas starts to billow out of the opening...
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 00:24
Captain, I am setting up the gassing mechanisim, lets put those bastards to sleep!

Got it! Im bringing us closer!

The gas chamber opens up and the yellow gas starts to billow out of the opening...

I feel Jimmy Krankie's hands release their grip from around my throat and I look around to see what saved me, feeling suddenly very drowsy.

"Oh thank god you ca...zzzzzzzzz..."
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:24
*Sees the chopper slide in and drops this *

http://gasmasklexikon.com/Bilder/KTM..jpg

Put this on Chicken..
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:27
*drives like a bat out of hell..*

hold together Hummer
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 00:30
The chopper, covering the hummer closely, drops medipacks to the gunner to pass out to the crew. The co Pilot signals to the hummer that the area is clear. If needed, the hummer may stop and refuel, regroup forces and be on its way.
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 00:33
*Sees the chopper slide in and drops this *

http://gasmasklexikon.com/Bilder/KTM..jpg

Put this on Chicken..

*yawn*

Thanks, but I'm feeling a little sleepy right now.

*curls up and goes to sleep*


Hang on, am I in the Hummer or not?
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:34
[radio] If it's all the same to you I'll just keep going, I wanna see that list..

*waves, checks onboard GPS*

{radio} Gale.. Looks like I'm on course, please confirm my 20
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:38
*yawn*

Thanks, but I'm feeling a little sleepy right now.

*curls up and goes to sleep*


Hang on, am I in the Hummer or not?

*does a 360 and stops briefly to throw the semi-concious chicken into the Hummer*

ooc never thought I'd ever say that again
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 00:39
After recovering from the effects of the knockout gas, I join Crimson Blades in the chopper.

"You don't mind if I come along for the ride, do you?"
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 00:42
After recovering from the effects of the knockout gas, I join Crimson Blades in the chopper.

"You don't mind if I come along for the ride, do you?"


*the captain sits down in seat behind pilot*

No problem. ETA to base shouldet be that long.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:42
If that was not chicken.. who do i have here?

*Shock*
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 00:45
If that was not chicken.. who do i have here?

*Shock*

Be careful Word Games, it might be Jimmy Krankie in disguise. Just play along with what it says for now...
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:47
I think it's a mOd..

http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg
Los Banditos
09-01-2005, 00:50
*slows down his motorcycle so the humvee can catch up*

I scouted out ahead. The road to HQ is clear of hostiles. Continue on and we will worry about your passenger later.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:51
Ties him..her? up

We have a prisoner..
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 00:53
I wouldn't be too sure about that...

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5769/weejim85yz.jpg

It's one of their evil minions.
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 00:53
Ties him..her? up

We have a prisoner..


Seeing as we have a transport chopper carring a group of 12 Bladiean marines, we can take it into costody apon reaching the base.
Los Banditos
09-01-2005, 00:53
Ties him..her? up

We have a prisoner..
Good, we can use him/her for questioning and maybe make some demands.
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 00:55
This conflict seems to have escalated somewhat.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 00:58
*Approaches HQ*

{[radio] Gael open up the door a Hummer followed by a chopper comming at you carrying a hostage
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 01:04
The chopper begins its decent onto a flat, makeshift landing area by the doors to the base. The captain jumps out but instructs his marines to stay in the chopper until further orders are given. Chicken, ou are welcome to disembark.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:06
* screeches the Hummer to a halt*

*As the dust settles*

OK someone close the doors and help me with this mOd
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 01:07
I jump out the copter and go to help Word Games with the mod/Jimmy Krankie.
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 01:07
* screeches the Hummer to a halt*

*As the dust settles*

OK someone close the doors and help me with this mOd

Marines! Move out and take that prisoner! barks the captain at the heliocopter..
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:08
Who do you think he/she/it is?
http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:11
bring him/her/it
to the interogation room

http://www.zoramiumsoftware.com/torcher.gif
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 01:13
Who do you think he/she/it is?
http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg


The captain walks up briskly.

It won't be much more than a bad memory by the time my boys are back.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Capt. Kenneth Howitzer, Bladiean 2nd marine airborne division. This list was once in our possession, and now we have come to help you guys to retrive it. These 11 men are the marines I have in my control.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:13
Who are you?

http://www.marcatkins.com/assets/side_interogation.jpg
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:18
The captain walks up briskly.

It won't be much more than a bad memory by the time my boys are back.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Capt. Kenneth Howitzer, Bladiean 2nd marine airborne division. This list was once in our possession, and now we have come to help you guys to retrive it. These 11 men are the marines I have in my control.

Gael has the list on a disc in her office.
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 01:22
*Sticks the disc in the drive of a secure computer*
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:24
*Sticks the disc in the drive of a secure computer*

I've been waiting for this..
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:27
*Sticks the disc in the drive of a secure computer*

Wait is that an older computer?

http://www.megapixel.net/html/galleries/macros/images/29-12-04-macro03.jpg
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:29
*Sticks the disc in the drive of a secure computer*


Is that some sort of security screen?

http://www.megapixel.net/html/galleries/macros/images/05-01-04-macro05.jpg
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:33
Galliam Spam,Flaming in Moderation

-Verbatim- Spam,Flaming in Moderation

Tuesday Heights Spam,Flaming in Moderation

Kisarazu Spam,Flaming in Moderation
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 01:34
Is that some sort of security screen?

http://www.megapixel.net/html/galleries/macros/images/05-01-04-macro05.jpg

no just an advertisement... slap the russian guard in the face and win a free Ipod....
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:43
Sdaeriji Spam

Axis Nova Spam

Goobergunchia Spam

Zwange Spam

Word Games Spam, in Moderation, Too close to the truth.

Gaeltach Spam

Los Banditos Spam

Butcherstan Spam

Superpower07 Spam

Ravea Spam

Nihilistic Spam
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 01:47
Lunatic Goofballs: Does not compute
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:49
there is a deet on sight list too
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 01:51
-ERROR: CORRUPTED FILES-

*computer explodes*
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 01:54
-ERROR: CORRUPTED FILES-

*computer explodes*

We've got to rescue the list! We could make a copy, then change some of the information and return it to the mods!

*edges towards burning computer with cloth over mouth*
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 01:56
The list must not be Destroyed!!!!!
Word Games
09-01-2005, 01:57
-ERROR: CORRUPTED FILES-

*computer explodes*


http://www.umich.edu/~gs265/society/explosion.gif
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 01:59
*runs over from entrance to room*

I Found The Memory Card!!!!
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:00
*meanwhile at mOd Central*

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/cartoons/worm2.gif
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:05
*runs over from entrance to room*

I Found The Memory Card!!!!


puts the card in a spare computer
http://llamma.com/xbox/Repairs/DDE.jpg
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 02:09
The only thing left to do is to draft a new copy.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:10
The only thing left to do is to draft a new copy.

We have to get a mOd and deprogram him.. Wait we HAVE a mOd..
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:12
We got the list?!? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:12
We got the list?!? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif

Yes and no..
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 02:13
We got the list?!? http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/banana.gif


Wow did you miss alot.
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:14
We have to get a mOd and deprogram him.. Wait we HAVE a mOd..

That's assuming that he didn't escape in the commotion caused by the computer exploding or anything like that...
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:16
Yes and no..
Explain yourself...
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:16
We got him er her in interogation

http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:17
Explain yourself...

we put the disc in saw your name and the computer exploded
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:17
We have to get a mOd and deprogram him.. Wait we HAVE a mOd..
We have a mod? Which one...Myrth?
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:18
We got him er her in interogation

http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg
How did you manage to catch Myrth?
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:18
We got hom er her in interogation

no no stop posting that picture stop it

Ugh, stop posting that picture man. It's not the sort of thing I want to see just before bedtime.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:18
We have a mod? Which one...Myrth?

Are you Myrth?

http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:19
How did you manage to catch Myrth?

Myrth looks like this.
http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4544/modevilbig7zi.jpg

Maybe it's the new mod...
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 02:20
Just sniff it. Then we'll know if it's Myrth.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:21
Just sniff it. Then we'll know if it's Myrth.

Not me.. :eek: YOU sniff it..
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 02:21
No way. Let's get Lapse to do it. :D
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:22
Not me.. :eek: YOU sniff it..

I'll sniff it.

*sniff sniff*

Nah, it smells more like Stephistan... that can't be right.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:23
Maybe they only WANTED us to think she quit..
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:24
I sense a conspiracy.
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:24
Maybe they only WANTED us to think she quit..

Maybe she's a mod for hire.
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 02:26
how about we just put a gun to her head and force her to make a new list, and then eliminate her.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:26
Maybe she's a mod for hire.

I offered her a shiney nickel.. No dice..
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:28
I offered her a shiney nickel.. No dice..

I've got a tenner- oh wait, no I haven't. I left it in my other trousers. Has anyone got any cash? Ask your marines if they've got any, Crimson Blades.

*looks behind wreckage of computer to see if someone dropped some change there*
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:29
how about we just put a gun to her head and force her to make a new list, and then eliminate her.
We can't kill Stephistan! :eek:
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:29
It's not Steph
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 02:31
One of the Marines has a quarter...and a silver dollar...
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:32
It's NOT Steph!
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:32
One of the Marines has a quarter...and a silver dollar...

Hmm...she says it's still not enough. She'll do it for two dollars, though.

I'll set up a lemonade stall.
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:33
It's not Steph!
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:33
It's NOT Steph!

Who is it, then? Is it some random forum member, cruelly trying to con us out of two shiny dollars?
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:35
Who is it, then? Is it some random forum member, cruelly trying to con us out of two shiny dollars?


I think it's Cog
Neo-Anarchists
09-01-2005, 02:35
I've got a tenner- oh wait, no I haven't. I left it in my other trousers. Has anyone got any cash? Ask your marines if they've got any, Crimson Blades.

*looks behind wreckage of computer to see if someone dropped some change there*
I left all my money in your other trousers as well.
Damn.
I'll chip in a grilled-cheese sandwich though!
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 02:36
Heres five bucks. that should be enough.
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 02:36
I'll toss in a hotdog.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:37
Put it all on the floor, what have we got?

Cog, we wanna talk..
PIcaRDMPCia
09-01-2005, 02:37
You guys managed 43 pages worth out of a simple list thing? :rolleyes:
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:38
You guys managed 43 pages worth out of a simple list thing? :rolleyes:

Its a gift
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:38
Heres five bucks. that should be enough.

Thanks. I just looked in my toaster and found a penny, too. I suspected that those sparks weren't normal.
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 02:39
You guys managed 43 pages worth out of a simple list thing? :rolleyes:
Well...then we had to go get it. And we met opposition.
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:40
You guys managed 43 pages worth out of a simple list thing? :rolleyes:

It's not simple, we all went on a mission to wrest the list from the grasp of the mods!
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 02:42
Hey guys, I'd like to carry on but I've really got to go to bed now.

By the way, it's a long story, PIcaRDMPCia
PIcaRDMPCia
09-01-2005, 02:42
Well...did you get it?
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:43
Well...did you get it?

we did, but it was only briefly available when the computer exploded
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 02:44
We got part of it.
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 02:44
ill be gone for a few hours. dont have too many plot changes whithout me!
PIcaRDMPCia
09-01-2005, 02:45
Well damnit. So now what? The list no longer exists, or we must wrestle it away again?
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 02:45
Bye CB! :fluffle:

Oh, Picard, we also captured a m0d.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:46
Bye CB..
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 02:49
Bye CB! :fluffle:

Oh, Picard, we also captured a m0d.
Hack, Cog, Myrth, Kat . . . which one?

Make sure it is heavily sedated so that it cannot rise against us!
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:49
Uhhh...guys...smells like Myrth...http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:50
Hack, Cog, Myrth, Kat . . . which one?

Make sure it is heavily sedated so that it cannot rise against us!

All I know it's NOT steph. I guess Cog..
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 02:50
But that's not what Myrth looks like.

:eek: Maybe they've been sleeping with Myrth!
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:50
Hack, Cog, Myrth, Kat . . . which one?

Make sure it is heavily sedated so that it cannot rise against us!
We're pretty sure it's Cog.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:51
But that's not what Myrth looks like.

:eek: Maybe they've been sleeping with Myrth!

*Pokes it with a stick*

who are you?
-Verbatim-
09-01-2005, 02:51
But that's not what Myrth looks like.

:eek: Maybe they've been sleeping with Myrth!
:eek:
Word Games
09-01-2005, 02:53
list all the mOds and we will eliminate them one by one..
Word Games
09-01-2005, 03:36
It might be Reploid..
Los Banditos
09-01-2005, 12:16
*speaks for the first time in awhile*

Guys and lady, I have been trying to tell you something for a long time. I saw something in that building. The disk we have might be a fake. It could be a setup. They were trying to set us up. Now they might know who we are and where our HQ is.
Dewin
09-01-2005, 12:28
http://koti.mbnet.fi/cue/img/thelist.png

OMG! It's an omen! :eek:
Word Games
09-01-2005, 16:45
that list is EVIL
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 16:48
that list is EVIL
Lol, u were the 666th post here

But I'm the 666th reply :eek:
Word Games
09-01-2005, 16:49
You are evil..
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:02
You are evil..
No, it's a m0d conspiracy I tell you!
Word Games
09-01-2005, 17:09
No, it's a m0d conspiracy I tell you!

You will be forever marked with that number and regret making that fateful post.
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:11
Ypu will be forever marked with that number and regret making that fateful post.
"Ypu" will, but Superpower07 is not "Ypu"
Word Games
09-01-2005, 17:13
Super Single 0 Seven. You are now super trebel six (the evil one) AKA Six Six Six
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:15
Super single 0 seven. You are now super trebel six (the evil one)
What if I told you that I would use my dark new powers to fight m0d oppression?
Word Games
09-01-2005, 17:16
What if I told you that I would use my dark new powers to fight m0d oppression?


Show me
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:18
Show me
Ok *phases out of the current time/space*
Time passes . . . .
*returns, but with The Most Glorious Hack knocked out!*

lookie, I captured a m0d - I couldn't have used my normal stealth skills to do that
Word Games
09-01-2005, 17:22
ok get the list

Try Reploid...Is she HOT?
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:25
*returns with Rep*
See for yourself

Oh and here's the list (http://www.artlebedev.ru/studio/posters/matrix/matrix-1024x768.jpg). Though I can't seem to decode it
Word Games
09-01-2005, 17:28
*returns with Rep*
See for yourself

Oh and here's the http://www.artlebedev.ru/studio/posters/matrix/matrix-1024x768.jpg. Though I can't seem to decode it


Does that say Six Six Six in the center?
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:31
Does that say Six Six Six in the center?
No WG (or should I say, Ur6!)
Word Games
09-01-2005, 17:33
You made that fateful post
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:35
You made that fateful post
You were the 666th post in the thread

Technically I am the 667th, but I am the 666th reply. See?http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7900539&postcount=667
Word Games
09-01-2005, 17:37
You were the 666th post in the thread

Technically I am the 667th, but I am the 666th reply

A technicality.
Superpower07
09-01-2005, 17:38
A technicality.
-_- I captured the list, didn't I?
Word Games
09-01-2005, 22:11
-_- I captured the list, didn't I?

Show me
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 22:16
Show me

*takes the list from Superpower07 and puts it in a spare computer*

Hmm...go to grocery store, get eggs, milk and cookies - WHAT KIND OF A LIST IS THIS?!?
Zwange
09-01-2005, 22:17
*Escaped the evil grasp of the mods*

I LIVE!! :D
Word Games
09-01-2005, 22:39
*Escaped the evil grasp of the mods*

I LIVE!! :D

for now..
Zwange
09-01-2005, 22:47
for now..


*panics*
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 22:48
*panics*

*gives Zwange a plush toy, to comfort HER*
Zwange
09-01-2005, 22:50
*gives Zwange a plush toy, to comfort him*

HER!! :mad:
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 22:57
Anyway, let's cease this talk of plush toys and get the list back- hang on, that gave me an idea. It's implausible, I haven't actually thought of it yet and it's a million to one chance, but it just might work!

*lights large cigar*
Word Games
09-01-2005, 23:00
*gives Zwange a plush toy, to comfort HER*



is this the toy? (http://home.btconnect.com/Montage/)
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 23:11
is this the toy? (http://home.btconnect.com/Montage/)

If it really does the head-spinning thing, that may well be the toy.

EDIT: Dude, I just looked at the site! I want one of those teddies...
Word Games
09-01-2005, 23:13
If it really does the head-spinning thing, that may well be the toy.

EDIT: Dude, I just looked at the site! I want one of those teddies...

It provides comfort..
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 23:14
It provides comfort..

Not to mention Dutch Courage...
Word Games
09-01-2005, 23:18
It was nice of you to comfort her in that way..
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 23:25
It was nice of you to comfort her in that way..

Well, I'm just a nice guy. A damn nice guy.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 23:31
I hope she appreciates it.
Zwange
09-01-2005, 23:36
*Shiftyeyes* (http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif)
Word Games
09-01-2005, 23:38
*Shiftyeyes* (http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif)


why?
Los Banditos
09-01-2005, 23:39
URL=http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

URL=http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif URL=http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif URL=http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif URL=http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
Ahhhhh...it doesn't work. The mods must have hacked our system!
Zwange
09-01-2005, 23:44
why?

Cause.
Los Banditos
09-01-2005, 23:45
Cause.
No.
Zwange
09-01-2005, 23:45
Ahhhhh...it doesn't work. The mods must have hacked our system!

I can get them to work :p
Crimson blades
09-01-2005, 23:48
*speaks for the first time in awhile*

Guys and lady, I have been trying to tell you something for a long time. I saw something in that building. The disk we have might be a fake. It could be a setup. They were trying to set us up. Now they might know who we are and where our HQ is.

*Kenneth lights up a cigar as he pokes the charred remains of a computer....*

Well then, we will just have to go back and look for some answers...
Zwange
09-01-2005, 23:48
No.
Yes.
Gaeltach
09-01-2005, 23:50
I'm bored. There isn't nearly enough death and destruction going on right now.
Word Games
09-01-2005, 23:51
I'm bored. There isn't nearly enough death and destruction going on right now.


we have two mOds as prisoners.. You wanna torcher them?
Zwange
09-01-2005, 23:52
*Stabby stabby*
Chicken pi
09-01-2005, 23:56
Give me a can of soda, some rice paper rolled into a tube and five minutes...
Word Games
09-01-2005, 23:58
here yah go

*looks at his watch..*

go
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:00
t-4 minutes
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:01
t-3 minutes
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:02
t- 2 minutes
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:03
t-1 min
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:04
15, 14, 13
Chicken pi
10-01-2005, 00:05
*various screams are heard from the interrogation room. The posters listening at the door cringe as they hear something squelch*

I come out of the room, throwing away a stained apron as I do so.


"Okay guys, they have another copy in their Antarctic base. They have a strong force of genetically modified penguins guarding it, so be on your toes."


EDIT: Wow, near-perfect timing, too!
Crimson blades
10-01-2005, 00:08
*various screams are heard from the interrogation room. The posters listening at the door cringe as they hear something squelch*

I come out of the room, throwing away a stained apron as I do so.


"Okay guys, they have another copy in their Antarctic base. They have a strong force of genetically modified penguins guarding it, so be on your toes."


EDIT: Wow, near-perfect timing, too!

*Kenneth walks up to the door of the interrigation room*

knock, knock!

Open up! its Capt. Howitzer! I have info on the list and the antarctic base!
Chicken pi
10-01-2005, 00:11
*Kenneth walks up to the door of the interrigation room*

knock, knock!

Open up! its Capt. Howitzer! I have info on the list and the antarctic base!

Don't worry Captain, he told me it all. In a way, we have no need for the list because the mod's plan is to delete EVERYONE ON NATIONSTATES!!! However, the mods need the list, as the disc incorporates a focusing crystal which could engulf the whole world in a deat ray!
Crimson blades
10-01-2005, 00:13
Don't worry Captain, he told me it all. In a way, we have no need for the list because the mod's plan is to delete EVERYONE ON NATIONSTATES!!! However, the mods need the list, as the disc incorporates a focusing crystal which could engulf the whole world in a deat ray!

Which is why we must destroy the Antarctic base, along with any other subsideraries!
Chicken pi
10-01-2005, 00:14
Gotta go now guys, exam tomorrow. :)
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 00:17
My god. I knew the m0ds had some evil plan to take over. I guess by deating the people on the list first, they can gain the trust of the others and then oppress them. We need to stop them.
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 00:18
We are going to need more fire power.
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:18
Ever spend time in Moderation and watch all the sucking up and carrying on?
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 00:20
Ever spend time in Moderation and watch all the sucking up and carrying on?
Yes, they have sheep at their disposal. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a spy in our organization, waiting to backstab us.
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:21
Yes, they have sheep at their disposal. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a spy in our organization, waiting to backstab us.

exactly, who do you think is the mole?
Zwange
10-01-2005, 00:24
*Shifty* (http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif)
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 00:26
exactly, who do you think is the mole?
I don't want to speculate here in public, it might ruin the small group we have now. We just need to watch our backs and look out for whoever he might be.
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:27
*Shifty* (http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif)

Shifty suspicious? shifly nervous?

* Shifty *
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 00:29
Maybe Tuesday Heights is one of us in disguise...
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:30
Maybe Tuesday Heights is one of us in disguise...

A wolf in cheap clothing?
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 00:32
A wolf in cheap clothing?
Yes. It might be best to keep our eyes open.
Zwange
10-01-2005, 00:32
Shifty suspicious? shifly nervous?

* Shifty *

*Shifty eyes*
Superpower07
10-01-2005, 00:33
What's gonna happen after this thread reaches 1300 posts? Will our mission have been in vain?
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:33
*Shifty eyes*


shifty eyes due to being careful.. of shifty eyes due to being leary of getting caught?
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:34
What's gonna happen after this thread reaches 1300 posts? Will our mission have been in vain?

What happens then? :eek:
Zwange
10-01-2005, 00:37
shifty eyes due to being careful.. of shifty eyes due to being leary of getting caught?

..... (http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/ninja.gif)
Gaeltach
10-01-2005, 00:39
*scampers off to inflict pain and suffering*
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 00:40
If we reach 1300 posts, we will just make The LIST II.
Word Games
10-01-2005, 00:41
..... (http://67.18.37.16/html/emoticons/ninja.gif)

Hmmm :eek:
Zwange
10-01-2005, 00:48
*Is innocent* (http://67.18.37.17/1424/192/emo/newangel.gif)
Word Games
10-01-2005, 02:22
The mOds admit their ways (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=282874&page=1&pp=40)
Zwange
10-01-2005, 09:22
*Goes off on the quest for The list but get's lost on the way, and ends up finding the holy grail* Ahhhh nuts :headbang:
Legless Pirates
10-01-2005, 09:23
Can I have that one? I dropped my mug yesterday :(
Zwange
10-01-2005, 09:32
Can I have that one? I dropped my mug yesterday :(

Sure, here you go*Hands over the grail* (http://www.unf.edu/classes/crusades/image/grail.jpg) Although, someone decided it was too plain looking. So they pruced it up a bit.
Legless Pirates
10-01-2005, 09:34
Sure, here you go*Hands over the grail* (http://www.unf.edu/classes/crusades/image/grail.jpg) Although, someone decided it was too plain looking. So they pruced it up a bit.
As long as it holds beer, I'm happy. Thanks mate
Zwange
10-01-2005, 09:51
As long as it holds beer, I'm happy. Thanks mate

No problem :p
Los Banditos
10-01-2005, 11:12
*Comes running in room*

Damnit. That was the second time I missed the oppurtunity to get the holy grail. Dad is going to be pissed.
Legless Pirates
10-01-2005, 11:14
*Comes running in room*

Damnit. That was the second time I missed the oppurtunity to get the holy grail. Dad is going to be pissed.
Wanna buy it?
Chicken pi
10-01-2005, 11:15
*Comes running in room*

Damnit. That was the second time I missed the oppurtunity to get the holy grail. Dad is going to be pissed.

Oh well. You can have the fountain of eternal youth if you like, it's just been cluttering up my shed.