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I think so too.

*lifts a manhole cover*

in here

*lifts a manhole cover*

in here

Wait..remember Mr. Big controls the Lizard Men who live in the sewer under the mall , who will turn our souls into butter to spread on their toast ...what if they are down there?

Wait..remember Mr. Big controls the Lizard Men who live in the sewer under the mall , who will turn our souls into butter to spread on their toast ...what if they are down there?


butter will make us slippery enough for a task later

butter will make us slippery enough for a task later

Make sure you document this task. I want photos. Video if possible. :D

Join us, LG...and you can witness the task firsthand. :D

*scampers down the manhole with two M-4's in tow*

Join us, LG...and you can witness the task firsthand. :D

*scampers down the manhole with two M-4's in tow*

*tosses LG in the hole and follows.*

Be careful to keep the talcum powder dry, we'll need it later..

*Ties a line to 07 and -Verb- to keep everyone together.*

So dark and creepy down here...

Smells nice though.

That's Gael.. :)

That's Gael.. :)
:fluffle:

There's the butter.. You won't want to fluffle in a bit.. ;)

Did we bring the SPAM...just in case?

Did we bring the SPAM...just in case?

Specialty Photon Armed Missiles?

No, but I got a bigass can of Performance Art right here. Anybody got a key?

No, but I got a bigass can of Performance Art right here. Anybody got a key?

My can is not that big..

Specialty Photon Armed Missiles?

Precisely.

My can is not that big..

It doesn't matter. We have butter. :)

ok we're directly under the vault..

We need to drill our way in ..quietly or find a ventillation duct .. or something..

*Searches, finds a ventilation shaft. Examines shaft*

Wait...this is protected by a [Violet] security field.

*Searches, finds a ventilation shaft. Examines shaft*

Wait...this is protected by a [Violet] security field.

I have some "is [Violet] really Max Barry?" threads. That might silence the field for a while.

I have some "is [Violet] really Max Barry?" threads. That might silence the field for a while.

Or at least divert it long enough for us to get in. Worth a try.

We have the talc for later..

*Hands you the threads* Be careful. They tend to be frayed and meaningless at the ends.

I have some "is [Violet] really Max Barry?" threads. That might silence the field for a while.

I heard that Max is short for Maxine..

*Hands you the threads* Be careful. They tend to be frayed and meaningless at the ends.

*Carefully threads them through the field, diverting scanners to the perimeter of the opening.*

Ok, that should work...just don't touch the sides here at the mouth of the shaft.

*Manipulates herself into the shaft and crawls quietly*

when you get in spray the talc in the air to light up the beams..

K, pass it up.

*reaches back for aerosol and sprays it ahead*

Nothing yet. Probably won't find anything until we get into the main infastructure.

K, pass it up.

*reaches back for aerosol and sprays it ahead*

Nothing yet. Probably won't find anything until we get into the main infastructure.


http://www.nrel.gov/measurements/images/01435.jpg

http://www.nrel.gov/measurements/images/01435.jpg
I may have overlooked that. :eek:

go slow..

go slow..
Anything for you, baby. ;)

:eek: She's got it..

http://www.physics.ubc.ca/~biophys/opfiber.jpg

Ohh the eye

http://www.imageengineering.com/Library/Images/Boston_.jpg

That's the center of the perimeter security systems. If we can disable it, we'll be ok until we get to the Core.

careful http://ouray.cudenver.edu/~aekarala/images/laser.jpg

*A mOd walks slowly past, but fails to see the small group.*

http://startrek.sorozat.info/startrek/voy/gfx/c7of9.jpg

Was that Reppy?

Was that Reppy?


Violet?

(Seven of nine should join our region..)

Let's just label her m0d and press on. Look, some of Silver's fur...

*points to a small patch of wolf fur caught in the duct on the opposite side the the hallway*

is that it?

http://www.aquafects.com/library/images/security.jpg

throws one of the grappling hooks


http://www.so.doe.gov/images/guard_rappel.gif

What's this?

*hands Gael a paper he found in a cabinet*

http://www.ccd.rpi.edu/Post%20and%20Vote/Security%20System.jpg

*gasp*

That's a drawing of Myrth's Scary Pack! He leaves it sitting places, and if spam comes within a predetermined radius, a loud beeping temporarily diables the perpetraters until he can arrive with his Wrath! That's how he's always so quick to act in General. He leaves it in threads. Don't go near anything that looks like this.

I'll just follow you, are we close?

Can we stop for a smoke yet? And I have to go pee...

Can we stop for a smoke yet? And I have to go pee...
I'll tell ya what. Go down there and distract the m0ds. Give them the secret phrase, and not only will they let you use their bathroom, they will buy you special m0d cigarettes.

Can we stop for a smoke yet? And I have to go pee...

I think it's over there <-----

http://www.davidpatterson.com/SurpriseBirthday/security.jpg

I think I can hold it...

I think I can hold it...
Well should you chose to change your mind...the secret phrase is "I am Beeker." Just tell them that, and everything will be fine.

What's that over there?

could it be?

I think it is..

what is it?

http://www.csad.ox.ac.uk/POxy/VExhibition/images/e4.jpg

I don't know, but it looks like it has blood on it... :eek:

Aww crap it's in some kind of code, or it's written in some obscure dead language..

Looks Greek to me

Sure it's not Leet?


Lets bring it and try to translate it..

Actually this is in the lingo of the Ancient Greek Leets..seems the LIST goes farther back than we think....

Are you saying we must keep looking? :eek:

what does ZX81 H4x0r0r mean..

i GET THE hACKER part

ZX81 is an old computer

ok..

Trying to get past this big page.. Sorry for the pics..

If we find the new list we plant the fake one and get OUT of here.

Guys, I think I've found something . . .
http://www.gamenationtv.com/previews/images/splintercell242.jpg

Could it be the *real* list?

Guys, I think I've found something . . .
http://www.gamenationtv.com/previews/images/splintercell242.jpg

Could it be the *real* list?
DID YOU KILL A m0d?!?!?

DID YOU KILL A m0d?!?!?
No, that's just a goody-goody spam reporter who got in my way - and I just knocked him out

Oh...phew..cause that woulda been really really bad. They have "m0d down" sensors, you know.

Oh...phew..cause that woulda been really really bad. They have "m0d down" sensors, you know.
Yeah, I saw those earlier.

Perhaps we could bug a conversation between the m0ds about who is on the list? I've got a laser mike and some other goodies. Or would set off one of Myrth's spam detectors?

Oh...phew..cause that woulda been really really bad. They have "m0d down" sensors, you know.

To kill a mOding Bird

Yeah, I saw those earlier.

Perhaps we could bug a conversation between the m0ds about who is on the list? I've got a laser mike and some other goodies. Or would set off one of Myrth's spam detectors?

Good question..wanna find out?

Good question..wanna find out?
I've swept the compound . . .
http://www.topthemes.com/games/sprintercelllogo.jpg
. . . and I havent found anything that would disrupt or detect a laser mike - problem is that it's only good for like 25 metres, so we're gonna have to be stealthy.



Oh, and the fact that the logo behind me reads 'NSA,' is because the m0ds want to deceive us into thinking we're tresspassing on the Feds and scare us off

I'd say double check the building to be sure we're in the right one, but we already saw a m0d, and evidence that both Silver and Hans had been here.

Maybe we should look in the computers.. The list might be electronic..

I'd say double check the building to be sure we're in the right one, but we already saw a m0d, and evidence that both Silver and Hans had been here.
Don't worry, we are *double checks*

Anyways, I think Hack and Myrth are gonna cross paths while partolling the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon battery, so I'll try and gather info from them

Maybe we should look in the computers.. The list might be electronic..
My bet it's on a disc the m0ds have on them at all times

A disc..

I will make my rendezvous to gather intelligence come 0900 hrs tomorrow - I've decided to lay low until the odds are slightly better

We've been in here a long time..

Too long, in fact...

*a silent alarm is tripped. so amazingly silent is this alarm, that they who installed it cannot even detect it...nor do they remember that it even exists. the alarm blares it's silent warning into the cold, dark night...*

must be timer for my mid afternoon Haka

*does the Haka loudly*


okay, hereds the plan, ill go and throw Wordgames at Myrth... all the mods will gather round to look at what was thrown at Myrth, mean while, we will go and grab teh list while they are all looking at myrth, and get the hell out...

sound like a plan?

must be timer for my mid afternoon Haka

*does the Haka loudly*


okay, hereds the plan, ill go and throw Wordgames at Myrth... all the mods will gather round to look at what was thrown at Myrth, mean while, we will go and grab teh list while they are all looking at myrth, and get the hell out...

sound like a plan?
That sounds like a terrible plan.

That sounds like a terrible plan.

*takes a firm grip on Word Games* Is that a no?

That would be a definate "Let's not throw WG at Myrth, and think up something better instead." Something that involves less people getting caught, maybe. :)

That would be a definate "Let's not throw WG at Myrth, and think up something better instead." Something that involves less people getting caught, maybe. :)

*re-applies facepaint* Um... has anybody tried asking them for it?

*re-applies facepaint* Um... has anybody tried asking them for it?
Not in so many words...we were laughed at, and existance of the LIST was denied. Besides, invasion is far more entertaining in any case. :D

There is no list.





There is no conspiracy.




Here, have this non-drugged punch everybody!

Not in so many words...we were laughed at, and existance of the LIST was denied. Besides, invasion is far more entertaining in any case. :D

Indeed. *looks at facepaint* Aw, crap! Wrong facepaint. This was my clown paint. *sigh* Think they'll notice?

Indeed. *looks at facepaint* Aw, crap! Wrong facepaint. This was my clown paint. *sigh* Think they'll notice?
nahh... you will blend right in with the mods


ok, you didnt like my lastr idea... how about this?

ill go and throw Gaeltech at Myrth... all the mods will gather round to look at what was thrown at Myrth, mean while, we will go and grab teh list while they are all looking at myrth, and get the hell out...

Here, have this non-drugged punch everybody!
Mmmm, Punch!

Come in, Team, this is Splinter Cell - the m0ds are in position.

I'm gonna use my laser mic to intercept their convo
http://www.laser-view.com/laser%20mic1.jpg

Myrth: "After that massive Purge the forumites are getting suspicious. They believe there is a "list," marking their status as to how badly they dissent against our tyrannical rule- er, "spam," as they call it.

Cogitation: "They don't know how right they are" *the self-proclaimed jester-m0d slaps a pie into Myrth's face*

Splinter Cell (in a whisper to the team): So there *is* a list; we knew it all along . . . *snicker*hehe, Cog just pied Myrth"*/snicker*

Myrth: *wipes pie from face* "Yeah, only we know the list by heart, and we've sworn that ex-m0d Stephistan to secrecy about it."

Cog: "BTW, we've changed the location of the disc containing the list - it's now under heavy guard in the the 'TOP SECRET' wing, next to the the G-weap-"

*an alarm sounds*
http://www.sharonwisconsin.com/police/siren2.gif
Cog: "ALL M0DS, LEVEL ONE BATTLESTATIONS!!"

Splinter Cell: "Who tripped the alarm?!?!?"
Team: "We don't know"

Myrth: "We've found the intruder!!!"
*Japaica stumbles in, weilding an M-16* "I'LL SPAM YOU ALL!"

"Foolish Japaica - you are no match for us!" *whips out a pistol and in lightening speed knocks Jap out with it* "Now that he has been taken care of, I don't believe we will have anymore intrustions" *m0ds walk away*

Splinter Cell: "Ok, good thing none of US tripped the alarm. Oh, and my intel-gathering has been successful - we now know the list is in the 'TOP SECRET' wing, and they mentioned a 'G-weapon' . . . do they mean a GUNDAM?!?!?!"

G-weapon, eh? I bet it's GMC... *shifty eyes*

G-weapon, eh? I bet it's GMC... *shifty eyes*
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

Wow, looks like I missed a lot. Instead of going back and reading, how about someone tells me what's going on?

[over mic]guys, listen don't talk... Lotsa activity up here... moving extraction to point Bravo to avoid detection... out.

*moves into position to extract THE LIST from the TOP Secret wing*
Ok guys, it looks like this:
http://experiencedynamics.blogs.com/site_search_usability/confidential.jpg

I thought Myrth and Cog said the List was on a disc?

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7188/the_former_smoking_man.jpg

*takes a drag*

Ah, the infamous LIST. I can't say as I know anything about that. Indeed not.

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/7188/the_former_smoking_man.jpg

*takes a drag*

Ah, the infamous LIST. I can't say as I know anything about that. Indeed not.


You are going to set off the smoke detectors..

Puts out the smoke.

*Walks down hallway and meets up with the group*

Looks like I missed my ride here. Luckily, I left my bike nearby and followed you guys. Don't worry, I came prepared.

*Pulls out silenced pistol and nightvision goggles*

Good, now keep quiet...there are m0ds about..

*pulls Banditos into the shadows with the rest of the team*

Good, now keep quiet...there are m0ds about..

*pulls Banditos into the shadows with the rest of the team*
Sorry, still in a daze somewhat from the brainwashing. Hope I don't hurt the mission.

Brainwashing, eh? They put a microchip in my head. *glances up and down the hall* I think the coast is clear..

*creeps out*

*whipes his bottom with the LIST*

*Whispers as he follows* Yeah, I took a mission upon myself to get the list. I failed and they sent me back to take care of WG. Spam set me free but I still feel the lightheaded.

if u wiped ur aRse on it , where did the defacation go

erm... on the LIST? :eek:

usually u do your bussiness then wipe your arse, not at the samne time

It was just crust. I wouldn't dare taking a crap in Mod HQ

neither would i

:eek: That mOdd says The bathroom is over there<----

http://www.davidpatterson.com/SurpriseBirthday/security.jpg

:eek: That mOdd says The bathroom is over there<----

http://www.davidpatterson.com/SurpriseBirthday/security.jpg
HELP! A MOD!

*shits his pants*

damn... :(

Ok. We came in here seems like several days ago and need to get OUT before the Dayshift starts Monday, this place will be knee deep in mOds looking for a morning coffee and crabby due to alowing themselves to be overserved at Violet's annual New Years weekend..

*TPs the toilets*

:eek: Look at this computer monitor ...



anon: IM me when you get back from being idle.
jasn: ok
anon: Listen, I found out some very interesting information about the moderation team.
jasn: hm?
anon: They're purposely going after players to get them off the site.
anon: There's apparently a lot of corruption going on within their ranks.
jasn: Purposely going after players?
jasn: How so?
anon: Yep. There's a list.
anon: Doing things and pushing their buttons.
anon: Captain Incognito, on the PB board, is a mod.
jasn: FUCK
jasn: I was talking to him
jasn: he told me he wasnt
anon: He is, I swear on my mother's grave, Jason.
jasn: who?
anon: It's either Karma, GMC, or Hack.
anon: I know they go by Alysa_Anderson on the IRC.
jasn: shit
anon: What did you tell him?
jasn: I told him that the mods have been looking on our site so I'm not allowing our members to spam anymore.
jasn: He said something like, awww, that sucks. No more spamming?
anon: Listen, go to this board: http://s6.invisionfree.com/PCRA_Cen...hp?showtopic=19
jasn: and I said, it's a necessary evil.
anon: You have to register, it's a moderator complaint center.
jasn: I cant talk now
jasn: i'll be back
anon: I'll be around.
jasn: what can I compain?
jasn: we were conspiring against them
jasn: they have evidence to get us shut down
anon: I know, I know.
anon: What I'm saying is that you need to warn the people your trust on PB to watch their backs for now.
anon: Stephanistan is ready to bring down the game.
jasn: bring down the game?
anon: The moderators are going after her to discredit her, that's why she left the game... did you know Neutered Sputniks was fired from the moderation team?
jasn: what?
anon: Neut was thrown off the team for going off on the moderation team in private about things.
anon: This came out last night. A lot came out on the NS forums last night.
jasn: Where?
jasn: I can view the ns forums from links
anon: Let me find the threads...
jasn: could you show me that list?
anon: Which list?
jasn: the one with the names?
anon: lol. I can't do that.
jasn: How did you get that info?
anon: Very carefully, and after many months of research.
anon: I specialize in intelligence on NS.
anon: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=386009
anon: Rep edited her post, because she said that Neut was "tossed" from the team.
jasn: Can I post this on PB?
anon: Our conversation?
jasn: yes
anon: As long as you say it didn't come from me.
anon: I know I'm on the moderator's list.
jasn: ok
jasn: I'm trusting you that this is all true
anon: I know. If you read the threads by Stephistan, you'll see that what I'm saying is true.
jasn: I will be posting your AIM though
anon: Hmm...
anon: I'd rather you not.
anon: Nobody on NS really has this SN.
jasn: that's the only way i can
jasn: and i need to show people this conversation
anon: All right, go for it.
anon: Tell them it's me.
jasn: ok
jasn: Where are the other threads that steph posted
anon: They're the ones on the other forum I sent you.
jasn: Ok. I'll post this
jasn: thank you
anon: No problem.
anon: I'm keeping my eyes open. I now see that my efforts to help NS were in vain. I have a vendetta now.
jasn: bye. and thanks. To be honest i'm still making my desision about whether i trust you
anon: That's understandable.
anon: Just take a look at everything. You guys were right all along, the mods are wrong.jasn: Thank you.

All of Stephistan's whining is annoying and stupid. IT'S A FRICKIN' GAME DAMNIT! :mp5: :sniper: :mad:

All of Stephistan's whining is annoying and stupid. IT'S A FRICKIN' GAME DAMNIT! :mp5: :sniper: :mad:

Its more than a game...its a community.

Its more than a game...its a community.
Eh? People actually take this drivel seriously? I just piddle around with it because I have time to waste with this nonsense, which maketh me laugh.

Looks like we are way over our heads, gentlemen. I never expected the conspiracy to go this deep. Guess there ain't no getting off of this train we are on.

Adventursome young man that I am, I wish to see this list and will also embark on a quest to find it!

But I need some pointers first.

1) What else is there to know about the list? I.e., its nature and characteristics.

2) Are there any old men in cantinas who could give me advice on how to approach this task? I.e., are there any insiders who could help me out?

Seems to me that the one way to ensure the success of the conspiracy is to have an inside guy - you know, a front man; somebody who's actually a moderator, but is part of our conspiracy.

The only information we have, is that the List in is disc format, buried deep within the Top Secret wing of m0d central. Probably down that hallway over there. *points*

The only old advice-giving man I could think of would be WG or LG, and you don't really want to listen to them.

*Clicks the safety off one of her M-4's and continues silently creeping down the hall*

Seems to me that the one way to ensure the success of the conspiracy is to have an inside guy - you know, a front man; somebody who's actually a moderator, but is part of our conspiracy.
We're working on Steph.

If any of you guys needs any help, send me a telegram and I'd be glad to do anything, if I can.

Obtaining the list is paramount to our plan.

Obtaining the list is paramount to our plan.
Moreso than we anticipated, judging by recent threads..

Moreso than we anticipated, judging by recent threads..

if we cannot find a copy we shall lose this war.

*Know's the location of THE LIST*

*old man flash-back voice*

...I remember... yes, hmmm.... a

..."list"....

...that was back before i was *cough* ....before i was known by this name.

....The, ahem, "list" was feared by all.... and everyone feared it....

...anyway, all i remember is the ...start... of the list...

It said... *cough splutter* *cough cough*

*choke cough*

*gasp for air*

*gasping*...THEY are on to me....

....always....

...beware....

....of THEM!...

This makes our quest even more vital. The mods are willing to kill someone over the list. We must succeed gentlemen.

This makes our quest even more vital. The mods are willing to kill someone over the list. We must succeed gentlemen.
*coughandladiescough*

*coughandladiescough*


*coughandsexyladiesatthatcough*

:sniper:

They're coming for you.

Muauahahhahahaha!!!

*Know's the location of THE LIST*
You know where THE LIST is?!? You must tell us...

You know where THE LIST is?!? You must tell us...

I will, it's...ACK!! *Disappears*

I know! It's in the... *gets dragged off*

I will, it's...ACK!! *Disappears*
:eek: Where'd she go?

:eek: Where'd she go?
*cling*

I'm gettin' scurred...

*cling*

I'm gettin' scurred...


I bin scurred since page one.. :eek:

Let's hurry up and get outta here...

not without the list

I think it's behind that door..

you worthless insects wouldn't ever be able to begin to even slightly comprehend a speck of the glorius power that is the list

http://www.kandsdesign.com/kim/Media/game-door.jpg

*opens the door*

*behind that door*

http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/~aminet/pix/real3/Door.jpg

:eek:

I see it..

http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/h/images/hellenis_myron.disc.1.lg.JPG

WG, that's not the list.

I got it!.. Here take it Gael..

http://www.djscruff.com/compact%20disc%203.gif

Run, it's Myrth!

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4544/modevilbig7zi.jpg

I got it!.. Here take it Gael..

http://www.djscruff.com/compact%20disc%203.gif
Take it, Gael, take it!

WG, that's not the list.

now to substitute the fake list.. Hehehe we inserted all the mOds on the list a virus and a few peeps we don't like..

Run, it's Myrth!

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4544/modevilbig7zi.jpg
Oh God! Run! I'll hold him off...

:mp5:

lets get out of here

*Gael goes over the wall, with the list*

http://www.asu.edu/clas/military/Pictures/2001-2002/2002%20Spring%20DR%20-%20Mout%20Rappel%20(02).jpg

Oh God! Run! I'll hold him off...

:mp5:

No, don't do it!

*I throw Chicken Pi2, the lameass puppet i never use, in front of Myrth's deletion ray and run away with Verbatim over my shoulder*



Hahahahaha, avoiding spending time on ICT coursework is fun...

GO! GO! GO!

http://perso.club-internet.fr/acatte/_borders/Vanuatu_Benbow-rappel.jpg

*runs like mad, and scurries into the ventilation shaft*

Cog's coming! And Scolo!

*runs like mad, and scurries into the ventilation shaft*

Cog's coming! And Scolo!


Wop! Wop! Wop!

over here everyone!!

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/ch-46-rappel.jpg

After a climactic battle with SalusaSecondus, I jump into the helicopter.

http://img140.exs.cx/img140/3850/battle4ca.jpg

So, who's got the list?

There's another out front..

http://www.sonnet.com/usr/wildfire/rappel.jpg

*Scampers up the rope and hops in the cockpit*

[over radio] all hells breaking loose up here... Get the Hell outta there... Do we have everyone?

I have the list. Anyone have a laptop?

http://www.users.muohio.edu/kennykw/kaitlinJETO2.jpg

Time to go, team. Strap in.

[radio] Ju, meet up with us at LZ-Tango Bravo

*Alpha, clear for take off*

Go!Go!Go!

http://www.precision.rotor.com/trialpgs/images/heli-rappel.jpg

*Crawls out of hiding spot*

Where'd everyone go?

*Sees Salusa laying on the floor*

Uhhh...?

[over radio] all hells breaking loose up here... Get the Hell outta there... Do we have everyone?

Seven in Alpha..

*Crawls out of hiding spot*

Where'd everyone go?

*Sees Salusa laying on the floor*

Uhhh...?

Wait... if Verbatim isn't with us, then who's this?

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/5247/hamishdisguise4ly.jpg

Wait... if Verbatim isn't with us, then who's this?

http://img48.exs.cx/img48/5247/hamishdisguise4ly.jpg
I dunno. Restrain him, and we'll figure it out later.

http://www.users.muohio.edu/kennykw/kaitlinJETO2.jpg

Time to go, team. Strap in.

[radio] Ju, meet up with us at LZ-Tango Bravo[Over Radio] Sorry, Running Interference right now... left loud and proud... Got some of them chasing me... will lead away fro[static]

Guys? WG? Gael? Pi? It's dark in here and I'm getting scared...

Guys, I hate to say it, but Verb or no Verb, we have to leave right now. Hopefully he's smart enough to wear Salusa's mask until we can get back and rescue him.

*pulls the chopper up and east*

Ohh I missed the bus..

Good luck Alpha..

Damn! Gael is a great pilot..

*goes undercover*

http://fatrockslim.free.fr/rappel/images/falaise017.jpg

Damn! Gael is a great pilot..
(Flattery will get you everywhere. ;) )

Pi, you still with me?

*Puts on Salusa's mask, then walks into a room full of many mods*

Maybe if I don't say anything, they won't notice...

(Flattery will get you everywhere. ;) )

Pi, you still with me?

I've been hit, but I'll be okay.

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/3821/been20hit20by20the20coach7fb.jpg

What about the prisoner?

just you and me now -Verb-

The gas will wear off in a 1/2 hour, let's abskray..

http://www.sa.sakura.ne.jp/~straydog/diary/picture/r6_2.jpg

just you and me now -Verb-

http://www.sa.sakura.ne.jp/~straydog/diary/picture/r6_2.jpg
Why are there dead people around us?

Why are there dead people around us?

just gas..

What about the prisoner?

No worries, he's under secure lock and key. We have people interrogating him right now, we'll get some information out of him.

http://img140.exs.cx/img140/7735/wedgie7nq.jpg

Yeah, he'll crack soon.

[communicator] WG, I'm coming back around for you. Be ready in 5.

[radio]Ju, I hope you're doing ok out there buddy. Watch your six.

No worries, he's under secure lock and key. We have people interrogating him right now, we'll get some information out of him.

How bout we just pull off his disguise?

Cause it kinda looks like GMC..

http://www.users.muohio.edu/kennykw/ftx.JPG

[communicator] WG, I'm coming back around for you. Be ready in 5.

[radio]Ju, I hope you're doing ok out there buddy. Watch your six.

-Verb- we got help in T minus five minutes..

we could plant some incriminating evidence.. Hehehe

TG gets a pair of panties in his shirt.. Myrth gets lipstick stains.. Cog gets a box of Oreos..

How bout we just pull off his disguise?

Cause it kinda looks like GMC..

http://image16.webshots.com/16/1/23/73/184612373luyYeu_fs.jpg

*pulls off disguise*

:eek: No, it couldn't be...

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/1458/barrymax6ni.jpg

We'll leave a mess as a cover up

they will think they had a party..

http://www.aboyandhiscamera.net/pics/mess.jpg

*hovers across the street*

[comm] If you're coming, be quick about it.

and a few .. beer bottles
http://www.ecy.wa.gov/programs/spills/prevention/pom/POM0903/Beer%20Bottles.jpg

*hovers across the street*

[comm] If you're coming, be quick about it.

http://www.av1611.org/buttons/images/escape.jpg

*has a vision*

save the list.. I'll be ok

http://www.twistedcopper.com/other/escape.jpg

Oh no, the mod's squirrels are attacking the helicopter!

http://img74.exs.cx/img74/3398/squirrels3ym.jpg

(helicopter just out of view)

Pi! Cut those lines!

*increases altitude*

[Comm] Save yourselves!

ooc DAMN!. gtg..

*cuts lines and watches squirrels fall to their doom*

*sniff* poor little fellas...

It's ok Pi...it's for the best. Those were evil squirrels.

[Comm] Save yourselves!

ooc DAMN!. gtg..

Quick, Word Games, you can escape in the mod-mobile!

http://img112.exs.cx/img112/4203/gladbc046yb.gif

It's ok Pi...it's for the best. Those were evil squirrels.

It may be evil squirrels this time, my friend, but what next? Evil monkeys? Evil orangutans? EVIL GIRAFFES?

Dammit, the pressure's getting to me.

Fortunately, giraffes lack the technical capability of climbing ropes.

Let's get outta here. WG and Verb will be alright for now.

*heads off toward the temporary base and BDOC*

Fortunately, giraffes lack the technical capability of climbing ropes.

Let's get outta here. WG and Verb will be alright for now.

*heads off toward the temporary base and BDOC*


*looks wistfully out of helicopter window*

They lack the technical capability of climbing ropes...for now...

Damn, we've lost Word Games. We shall have to wait till tomorrow to continue our spam- er, military operation.

*Comes in to save the day*


DIE! Damnit, die!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/SUM/19514776.gif

Ok -Verb- this way..

Maybe not..

:eek:

Help me lift this

http://www.lmfco.com/gallery_foundry/images/grate_castings.jpg

down here

http://www.missouri.edu/~bkuc97/hawaii/images/20021208_098_diamondhead_tunnel_3.jpg

Oh Oh

http://www.tastydead.com/graphics/clip/clown2.gif

Oh Oh

http://www.pentart.com/display/genesis/evil-eye.gif

http://www.ito-office21.com/image/yakuza.gif

Kis...has arrived...

OH SHIT! SQUIRRELS!

*runs up a tree*

OH SHIT!

[comm] Kis. Get WG and Verb. Then find a way to get to BDOC. I have the disc.

[comm] Kis. Get WG and Verb. Then find a way to get to BDOC. I have the disc.
Gael, I don't know if I can go on anymore. Even if we get away yoday, they will always be after us. They know. I don't want to live a life on the run.

They already know you're with us...leave if you want, but it really won't make a difference...

There's strength and safety in numbers, friend.

They already know you're with us...leave if you want, but it really won't make a difference...

There's strength and safety in numbers, friend.
But do you want to live like this? They will be breathing down our necks every day of our lives.

Maybe I can distract them and let you guys get away. Or go back and help WG and Verb.

It's too late..

It's too late..
Alright, let's go. Maybe I can take a few of them bastards down before all of this is done.

*lights a cigar*

Someone still needs to go back for WG and Verb. I promised I wouldn't leave them behind..

OOC: 1am..must sleep..

Someone still needs to go back for WG and Verb. I promised I wouldn't leave them behind..

OOC: 1am..must sleep..
Let me. I'm willing to rick my life.
http://www.pacom.mil/imagery/archive/0105photos/010517ZCobrajump-h.jpg
*with cigar still lit in mouth*

http://www.tno.nl/instit/fel/os/fac/images/dark_corridor_small.jpg
Guys, are you there? WG? Verb?

This place is quiet. Where is everyone? I haven't seen a single mod yet.

*Decides to open one of the hallway doors*

http://www.crystalinks.com/monolith2001a.jpg

What is this? My God, its full of stars...

I take the list from Gaeltach and put it into my laptop.

*keyboard tapping*

It's coded, i'll reroute the encryption!

*tappy tappity tap*

Oh no, the disk has a virus on it! I'll have to reconfigure my IP dot matrix to deal with it!

*tappity tappity, christ I've got a noisy keyboard*

Done, I'll look at the list... Hang on, it says I'm on their deletion li-

...

I pause from reading the list and realise that the helicopter is going down because Gaeltach went to bed several hours ago. I wrestle with the controls, but to no avail. The helicopter crash lands in Estonia, for some reason.

You didn't think there would be a LIST? They not only have a List of people who are to be deleted but of people who are potential trouble-makers, its sort of a watch list. And the information they have about you from the data they collect from the cookies and data miners that are installed on your computer would astound you. So watch what you say and whom you say it too.


Big brother's always watching, isn't he?

*Walks out of room hours later and shuts door behind him*

I need to tell this to someone.

*Checks radio and finds out it doesn't work*

Damn! I need to find WG before it is too late.

*Takes one last puff of his cigar and puts it out on the floor*

I pause from reading the list and realise that the helicopter is going down because Gaeltach went to bed several hours ago. I wrestle with the controls, but to no avail. The helicopter crash lands in Estonia, for some reason.


I get out of the crashed helicopter and survey the wreckage.

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/1193/helicrashed0sd.jpg

Meh. I'll have it repaired in a jiffy.

After repairing the helicopter with my badass mechanic skills, I bump the thread, in the hope that Word Games or someone is online.

*someone answers the call*

Ow... Did I hit my head?

*sits up groggily*

*someone answers the call*

Ow... Did I hit my head?

*sits up groggily*

Yep. I crashed the helicopter and fought off an army of robot ninja pirates but we're fine now because I repaired the copter. I didn't mention the robot ninja pirates before because I'm so damn modest and I like continuity errors.

*Continues down dimly lit hallway in hopes to find WG and Verb*
This is a really spooky corridor. There I go again, talking to myself.
http://www.ifokr.org/bri/photo-albums/19990722-abbott/p0000842.jpg

Yep. I crashed the helicopter and fought off an army of robot ninja pirates but we're fine now because I repaired the copter. I didn't mention the robot ninja pirates before because I'm so damn modest and I like continuity errors.
Oh...well...good job then! Shall we continue on, or is your laptop working?

*Continues down dimly lit hallway in hopes to find WG and Verb*
This is a really spooky corridor. There I go again, talking to myself.
http://www.ifokr.org/bri/photo-albums/19990722-abbott/p0000842.jpg

So what's in the pic? I only get a red X.

So what's in the pic? I only get a red X.
That's the scary part... :eek:

So what's in the pic? I only get a red X.
OOC: You can not see it because you have not opened your mind. The modtrix has you.

*Continues down dimly lit hallway in hopes to find WG and Verb*
This is a really spooky corridor. There I go again, talking to myself.
http://www.ifokr.org/bri/photo-albums/19990722-abbott/p0000842.jpg

Hey, Los Banditos. I'll transmit some mugshots of the mods so you'll recognise them when you see them.

http://img87.exs.cx/img87/7310/rogues20gallery9fd.jpg

Hey, Los Banditos. I'll transmit some mugshots of the mods so you'll recognise them when you see them.
Alright. I got that in my memory.
Great to hear from you. I thought my radio was broken.

Alright. I got that in my memory.
Great to hear from you. I thought my radio was broken.

No, that just happened when I crashed the helicopter. The robot pirate ninjas all had jamming devices built into their laser katanas.

No, that just happened when I crashed the helicopter. The robot pirate ninjas all had jamming devices built into their laser katanas.
Musta been scary..

No, that just happened when I crashed the helicopter. The robot pirate ninjas all had jamming devices built into their laser katanas.
The what now? You crashed the copter? Is the disc safe?

The what now? You crashed the copter? Is the disc safe?

The helicopter's fine and the disc is right here in my pocket- hang on...

*looks around for disk and finally looks out the helicopter window to see Cogitation running away with the disc*

DAMN YOUSE MOD GUYS!!!


Musta been scary..

All in a day's work for Chicken Pi - soldier of fortune, private eye, swashbuckler and compulsive bullshitter.

The helicopter's fine and the disc is right here in my pocket- hang on...

*looks around for disk and finally looks out the helicopter window to see Cogitation running away with the disc*

DAMN YOUSE MOD GUYS!!!




All in a day's work for Chicken Pi - soldier of fortune, private eye, swashbuckler and compulsive bullshitter.
*Goes Berserker and runs after Cog, foaming at the mouth for a flying tackle*
DISC...

The helicopter's fine and the disc is right here in my pocket- hang on...

*looks around for disk and finally looks out the helicopter window to see Cogitation running away with the disc*

DAMN YOUSE MOD GUYS!!!
[Over radio]Don't worry, it might have been a fake. I found something when I came back to get WG that showed me something. There might be another or this could all be a setup.

Go after him anyway. We can never be too sure.

*Goes Berserker and runs after Cog, foaming at the mouth for a flying tackle*
DISC...

*Cogitation jumps off a cliff, unfolds his bat wings and flies away, taunting us*

I would chase him but the helicopter doesn't stand a chance against his DEAT cannon...

Wait a sec, I have a plan. It will involve innumerable implausible plot twists, hopefully a romantic subplot and I shall tell it to you (make it up) as we go along.

*flies off in pursuit of Cog*

*sprouts her own wings and continues the pursuit*

We follow Cog and eventually reach the mod castle.

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9218/castle6jx.gif

As we watch him fly in one of the windows, I suddenly forget what I was doing and ask what the plan is.

We follow Cog and eventually reach the mod castle.

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9218/castle6jx.gif

As we watch him fly in one of the windows, I suddenly forget what I was doing and ask what the plan is.
Follow.

*Speeds after Cog and corners him near some pointy-looking devices*

Follow.

*Speeds after Cog and corners him near some pointy-looking devices*

You corner him in the larder. You each snatch a carrot and prepare to do battle...

Meanwhile, I implement the first stage of my brilliant plan.

*ring, ring*

"Hi, Skapadroe, mate! How you doing? Listen, you're not doing anything at the moment, are you?"

*The m0dguard challenges Los Banditos*

http://www.bikemagic.com/members/images/67795/4am.gif

*The m0dguard challenges Los Banditos*

http://www.bikemagic.com/members/images/67795/4am.gif
A duel is it? Fine than, I accept your challenge, you monster of science.

*Begins fist-fight with four-assed monkey*

By the way, nice to see you guys again. I was getting lonely searching this building.

A duel is it? Fine than, I accept your challenge, you monster of science.

*Begins fist-fight with four-assed monkey*

By the way, nice to see you guys again. I was getting lonely searching this building.

Don't worry, Skapadroe has turned up to help, too!

http://img144.exs.cx/img144/8199/hippypeace8rm.jpg

If we could find Word Games and Verbatim we'd have an ass kicking spam squad.

*Defeats Cog with a cabbage, and runs off to find Pi*

Lookie! He had this with the disc in his pocket...what is it?

http://www.smm.org/sln/tf/w/whatisit/chrisdrawing1.jpg

*Overpowers the four-assed monkey and beats in to submission*

Alright, now we have the monkey and Cog unconscious. We still need to find the others.

*Comes out of nowhere*

Hey, guys...