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There are dozens of great quotes from James Bond movies. Take "Moonraker" for example:

(as Bond and Dr. Goodhead do it in space, in full view of everyone back home via a video camera)

Minister of Defense: "What's Bond doing?!"

Q (completely straight faced): "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."


Or in "Goldfinger":

Pussy Galore: "My name is Pussy Galore."

Bond (Sean Connery) "I must be dreaming."


Or in "The World is Not Enough":

Accountant (woman): "Would you like to check my figures?"

Bond (Pierce Brosnan, while looking at her body, not the numbers): "Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded."


Or in "The Spy Who Loved Me":

(Unknown woman in ski chalet): "Oh James, I cannot find the words."

Bond (Moore): "Well then, let me try to enlarge your vocabulary."


Any of Sherrif J.W. Pepper's lines in "Live and Let Die".


In "The Man With the Golden Gun":

(The scene where Bond uses the busted bridge as a ramp to get over the river.)

J.W. Pepper: "You ain't gonna-"

Bond (Moore) "I's sure am, boy!"


Or in "Tomorrow Never Dies"

Moneypenny (after getting off the phone with Bond while he was obviously "busy"): "Don't ask"

M: "Don't tell."


Another from the same movie:

Bond (Brosnan): "So, you really are quite mad."

Elliot Carver: "The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by sucess."


"Thunderball"
(Forgive me if I misquote-I'm not so sure about this one.)

Moneypenny: "You'd better hurry. There's some sort of big situation. Every 00 man in Europe has been called in."

Bond (Connery): "Someone's probably lost a dog."


I could be here for hours coming up with others, but I'll leave it at that. So many to choose from-I just can't seem to decide.

some favorites of mine..

from "Cool Hand Luke"
"What we have here is failure to communicate." (prison warden to Luke)

"Star Wars"
shot of Governor Tarkin looking sinister, voice over "Stand by"
next shot, Death Star blows up.

"Empire Strikes Back"
"They told me they fixed it!" (Lando)

"Toy Story II"
"Buzz, I am your father." (or something to that effect... I laughed a lot either way)

"Airplane"
just about every piece of dialogue is a comedy classic, not to mention the sight gags

lots of good choices so far in this thread by the way

Keifer Southerland, "William H. Bonnie, You are not a god." Emilio Estavez, "Well why don't you pul the trigger and find out."

"Star Wars"
shot of Governor Tarkin looking sinister, voice over "Stand by"
next shot, Death Star blows up.

Tarkin was a Grand Moff, not a Governor. There's a subtle but important difference.

Elektra King: You cant shoot me James, you'd miss me too much.

James Bond: I never miss.

Tarkin was a Grand Moff, not a Governor. There's a subtle but important difference.

I am pretty sure Princess Lea called him Governor Tarkin but whatever ...

other favorite lines..

"What's Up Doc?" ... Bugs Bunny, many, many times

Empire Strikes Back
the Princess.."I love you!'
Hans Solo.."I know"

Return of the Jedi
Han Solo..."I love you"
Princess.. "I know."

Leia did call him Governor, but his official title was Grand Moff.

Flesh Gordon

Dr. Flexi Jerkoff: [threatening Little Nelly's lesbian warriors] Get back there! I've got the power pasties, and I know how to use 'em!

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders

Flesh: Don't worry Dale, I'll only stick it in halfway.

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.

"He took a little to much LDS."

The Infamous Really Really Bad Actor, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Surf Nazis Must Die

Adolf: Once you caught the wave, it doesn’t matter how you approach it. As long as it’s fact and effective. But remember to always lead with the blade. Goofy footers are an inferior breed. Real surfers lead with their left foot forward…Who rules the beaches?
Kids: Surfers rule!
Adolf: And who rules the surfers?
Kids: Surf Nazis! Surf Nazis!

Eleanor: Taste some of mama’s home cookin’ Adolf. *Shoots Adolf in the mouth*

some blackadder quotes:

Edmund: Well, you could appoint him a high-court judge.
George: Is he qualified?
Edmund: He's a violent, bigoted, mindless old fool.
George: Sounds a bit overqualified.

Prime Minister (Pitt the Younger): I intend to put up my own brother as a candidate against you.
Edmud: Oh, and which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glit in the Milkman's Eye?

Edmund: Yes, Baldrick. I've been meaning to ask you: do you have nay goal in life other than the acquisition of turnips?
Baldrick: No.
Edmund: So if I gave you a thousand pounds, what would you do?
Baldrick: I'd buy a little turnip of my own.
Edmund: And what would you do if I gave you a million pounds?
Baldrick: Oh, that's different. I'd get a great big turnip in the country.

George: What I can't understand is why anyone would want to kill you, Blackadder
Edmund: I rather think that is was you they after, your Highness
George: What makes you say that?
Edmund: Well, the words 'Death to the stupid prince' first brought it too myattention

Edmund: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

Edmund: I want to be young & wild. Then I want to be middle-aged & rich. And then I want to be old & annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.

"Looser's sit on the sideline without a date. Winners go Home and Fuck the Prom queen" Sean Connery - The Rock.

Its :"Your best? Loser's always whine about their best. Winners go Home and Fuck the Prom queen"

Misquotes
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"May the force be with you."
...

Ah, now that one they do say. Admiral Ackbar, Return of the Jedi, when they're planning the Death Star attack

The Lion in Winter

Henry II, King of England: She's like a democratic drawbridge. She goes down for everyone.

"You fool! What does it matter how a man falls down?"

"When the fall is all thats left, it matters a great deal".

"We are no longer the Knights who say Ni, We are now the knights who say 'ickiickiickizutangzuboingzuu...' (or something like that)

Misquotes
...
"May the force be with you"
...
Ah, now that one they do say. Admiral Ackbar, Return of the Jedi, when they're planning the Death Star attack

My original post (see below) said Obi Wan, who most people think they are quoting, never uttered the line. That is true. They did add the line two movies later, but by then it had already become as memorable a misquote as, "Play it again, Sam.".

Yes, this has been posted a couple of times, as well as the actual quote Darth Vader said:

"No. I am your father."

Star Wars has two of the most famous misquotes in movies. The other is: "May the force be with you," supposedly said by Obi Wan. What he actually said was, "The Force will be with you...always" and "Remember, the Force will be with you...always."

"You fool! What does it matter how a man falls down?"

"When the fall is all thats left, it matters a great deal".

"In a world where carpenters get resurrected, everything is possible."

What's up Tiger Lily
Interviewer: So Mr {Woody} Allen, can you explain to us what happened so far in this film?
Woody Allen: No.

Star Wars (any and all films)
"I got a bad feeling about this"

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
Come on, we got so much time and so little to see... hold it... reverse that... thank you.

No, you have to go forwards in order to go back.

We are the Music-Makers and we are the Dreamer of Dreams.

Everything in this room is edable... eatable... you can eat almost everything.

Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker

808 TTS: Airbats
Enough already... one of you will be my wife... the other my Mistress!

"We are no longer the Knights who say Ni, We are now the knights who say 'ickiickiickizutangzuboingzuu...' (or something like that)"Eki eki eki zubang wow woo"

or. the Knight who... ONCE said Ni.

From the American Pie movies

Stifler "Is it wrong if it feels good?"

Stifler "you mother f**ker...."
Finch "yes i am....twice"

Michelle "and this one time at band camp"

Stifler "take one for the team"

Dad "son step away from the animals"

Stripper "Obey Obey Obey"

Mother "Is it fresh"
Stifler "oh yes it so fresh"

Stifler "Its not what it looks like"
Granny "focus focus"

Stifler "My name is steven Stifler i have an 11inch penis"

i could go on and on ...i will never look at a truffle the same again

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"Wake up. Time to die!"
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"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. It is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless."
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"Saigon"
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"Janet!"
"Dr Scott!"
"Janet!"
"Brad!"
"Rocky!"
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"I'm a bad, bad Mormon."
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"Spat at in the face? What I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face!"
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned

"I'll be back!"
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"It's just a flesh wound!"
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"Who's the commanding officer here, soldier?"
"How the fuck should I know?"
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"No more frontal assaults! That rabbit's dynamite!"
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"How do I know it's you?"
"You're a dick."
"It's you."
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"What do you make of this?"
"Hat, brooch, pterodactyl..."
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I know this has been mentioned, but I like it so much, you're all gonna hafta read it again:
"Kurtz: We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"
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"But what about our relationship?"
"Huh?"
"Our relationship!"
"Oh... Fuck that"
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"I let him go"
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"He's dead, Jim."
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"You got TP for my bunghole?"
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"Every sperm is sacred....."
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Sheesh, guys. It's just a movie. Not like it's the end of the world or anything.Never hung out with sci-fi nerds much have you? ;)

"Who's Keyser Soze?"

The Usual Suspects

some blackadder quotes:

Edmund: Well, you could appoint him a high-court judge.
George: Is he qualified?
Edmund: He's a violent, bigoted, mindless old fool.
George: Sounds a bit overqualified.

Prime Minister (Pitt the Younger): I intend to put up my own brother as a candidate against you.
Edmud: Oh, and which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glit in the Milkman's Eye?

Edmund: Yes, Baldrick. I've been meaning to ask you: do you have nay goal in life other than the acquisition of turnips?
Baldrick: No.
Edmund: So if I gave you a thousand pounds, what would you do?
Baldrick: I'd buy a little turnip of my own.
Edmund: And what would you do if I gave you a million pounds?
Baldrick: Oh, that's different. I'd get a great big turnip in the country.

George: What I can't understand is why anyone would want to kill you, Blackadder
Edmund: I rather think that is was you they after, your Highness
George: What makes you say that?
Edmund: Well, the words 'Death to the stupid prince' first brought it too myattention

Edmund: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?

Edmund: I want to be young & wild. Then I want to be middle-aged & rich. And then I want to be old & annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
You forgot the most used in real life:
"I have a plan so cunning you put a tail on it and call it a weasel!"

Khan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sleep well, and dream of large women."

The Dread Pirate Robert to Andre the Giant
The Princess Bride

Miricle Max : Go away or i'll call the Brute squad
Fezzick: I'm on the Brute Squad
MM: [looks up at Fezzick] you ARE the Brute Squad.

"Sleep well, and dream of large women."

The Dread Pirate Robert to Andre the Giant
The Princess Bride

Great line.

I also like,

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

808 TTS: Airbats
Enough already... one of you will be my wife... the other my Mistress!
Ah, such memorable times.


"Don't be hasty, now. I intend to obliterate every last trace of mankind eventually... so why must you rush the inevitable?" -Legato


"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" -Who else?


"Life is like an incessant series of problems, all difficult, with brutal choices, and a time limit. The worst thing you can do is to make no choice, waiting for the ideal conclusion to present itself."-Chapel the Evergreen

...The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off.
- Bullettooth Tonny (Vinnie Jones ) in Snatch

"What's so funny?" - Goodfellas

"Are you talking to me?" - Taxi Driver

"And just when I thought I was out! They dragged me back in." - Godfather III

"I stick my neck out for nobody" - Casablanca

"The statue of liberty is kaput. That's comforting" - Captain Miller, Saving Private Ryan.

"Mind you don't step in the bull shit" - Pvt Jackson, Saving Private Ryan

"Fubar." - Saving Private Ryan

"The more people I kill, the further away from home I feel." - Saving Private Ryan

"Betty Boop! What a dish!" - Saving Private Ryan.

"Fuck Hitler....Fuck....Hitler.....FUCK HITLER!" -Saving Private Ryan

"Earn this" -Saving Private Ryan


"THEY'RE KILLING US!" - Saving Private Ryan


"10,000, 20,000, 30,000, 40,000, 50,000....*sound of gunshot* 60,000.." - Fistful of dollars.

"I've never seen so many men wasted so badly." - The Man with no name, 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"

"I'm in charge!"

"Why?!"

"Because I have the gun! I'm in charge!" - No man's land

"There are those who have died and deserved to live, and there are those who have lived and deserved to die." - LOTR: Fellowship of the ring

"Those eyes! Like Doll's eyes" - JAWS

For decades people continue to think "Play it again, Sam" was spoken in Casablanca, but it never was.

Correct. It was in fact "If he can stand it, so can I, now play it!"


"You know how to whistle don't ya? You put your lips together and blow!" - Casablanca

Correct. It was in fact "If he can stand it, so can I, now play it!"


"You know how to whistle don't ya? You put your lips together and blow!" - Casablanca

You sure that isn't To Have and Have Not?

I'm pretty sure, although I am not 100 per cent.

More quotes....


"We all float down here, and when you come down here, you'll float down here too." - IT

"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. For me, it's a full time job. Now behave yourself." - Get Carter (The original, not the absolute shit remake)

"Hello" - Where Eagles Dare

"We've got company." - Where Eagles Dare

"You do not truly know someone, until you have fought them." - Matrix Reloaded

"Choice is an illusion, created by those who have power, for those who don't." - Matrix Reloaded

"Do you like what I've done with the place?!" - Matrix Revolutions

"Those of you still alive, leave. Those of you who have lost your limbs, leave them. They're mine now." - Kill Bill Vol 1

"Z's dead baby, Z's dead." - Pulp Fiction

"Say what again! I dare you motherf*cker, say what again!" - Pulp Fiction

"Who? Who? What are you, a f*cking owl?" - Al Pacino in HEAT...?

"Cooler!" - The Great Escape

"We have put all our rotten eggs in one basket." - The Great Escape

"They've found Tom." - The Great Escape

"What? No we can't accept your surrender. Sorry! There's too many of you!" - A Bridge Too Far

"MOMMA! MOMMAAAAA! AAAAAAAARRRRH!" - Saving Private Ryan

"Give him some more morphine......GIVE HIM SOME MORE MORPHINE!" -Saving Private Ryan

"It's not a bike. It's a chopper" - pulp fiction

Love and Death

Drill Sergeant: One, two, one, two, one, two.
Boris: Three is next, if you're having any trouble.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the
seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the
most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and
I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!"

"That's just what this country needs: A cock, in a frock, on a rock."

"They call THIS living!?!" - The Amazing Colossal Man (1957).

Ghostbusters II

"I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve."

Well...I think every single one can be summed up in two words spoken by Marty McFly. "Holy shit!"

"Great Scott!"

Okay, since I have no idea whether any quote that I put here has already been said, and lack the inclination to search for them, I apologize if I'm reiterating anything.


Harry: May I do the thinking, please?

<thumpety-clank-clink-thud-roll-roll-roll-roll-boom> Marv: That was the sound of a tool chest...falling down the stairs...<crick>

Marv: Harry...I've reached the top! ...whoaa..AAAAAA-AAAAAAHHHHH! <thump> --Home Alone 2


(after Bernie falls over a railing and hits the sand 15 feet below) Larry: I give it an 8.3" --Weekend at Bernie's


Sidney: Why make it anywhere?! Why make it?!
Clifford: Because it's THERE, Sidney!
Sidney: That's mountains, you idiot, not plays!! Plays aren't there until some *sshole writes them!!
--Deathtrap


Hudson: Game over, man! Game over!!

Newt: Ripley, Casey doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of plastic.
--Aliens


Sallah: Asps...very dangerous...you go first...
--Raiders of the Lost Ark

"We're on a mission - a mission, from God!"
-Blues Brothers

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Reede: Depends on how long you were following me.
Cop: …let’s just start from the top…
Reede: Okay, here goes…I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes while driving through the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!!
Cop: …is that all?
Reede: (strained) No….
Cop: ~raises eyebrow~
Reede: I have unpaid parking tickets…~button push~

--Liar Liar (yes, that's from memory; I have too much spare time on my hands...)

blows my mind that no one's come up with anything from this fine piece of cinema yet so here's my share:

'i'm 'onna buttah yoh bread'

'he's allready pulled over sir, he can't pull over any more!'

'smells like sex in here'

'meow do i LOOK like a little kitty cat to you? am i drinkin milk from a saucer, meow? am i hopping from tree to tree all nimbly-bimbly?' (possibly a little off but still funny as all get-out)

'do you boys like mex-ee-co?!?!'

'you're gonna burn my country music award?'

'say "car ramrod!!"

'i'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert!'

and of course the one quote perfect for most any occassion...

'who wants a mustache ride!?!?'

"It's everywhere! In every orifice!"

"We're on a mission - a mission, from God!"
-Blues Brothers
blues brothers is bad ass, and that quote is way more bad ass when you actually hear him say it

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2004-12-31_1911631542401573/movies/blues_brothers/mission1.wav

The most memorable line is clearly "SAY ALLO TO MA LEEL FREND!" Not the most thought provoking or anything, but definately the most memorable.

NEE!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Top Secret with Val Kilmer circa 1984 (i think)

Skeet Surfin'
Skeet Surfin'
If everybody had a 12-gauge
And a surfboard too
You'd see 'em shootin' and surfin'
From here to Malibu
Because it's totally bitchin'
Ridin' wave to blast the pigeons
And it's so neat shootin' skeets
While you're riding out the heavies all day

Two great quotes from Caddyshack

Carl Spackler (Bill Murray): License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

Carl: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

i dont know if someone posted this already but
"I know." - Han Solo Return of the Jedi

Hillary: Nick, I want to explain.
Nick: What's there to explain?
Hillary: But I just want to say...
Nick: Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she had last seen on a deserted island and who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Hillary: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.

another val kilmer classic ;)

People've seen Top Secret! ? Wow!

"You've got to admit - The Germans make great cars!"

"I'm not even supposed to be here today." - Dante, Clerks

People've seen Top Secret! ? Wow!

"You've got to admit - The Germans make great cars!"

i guess that makes two of us now! baby steps ;)

No prob

snip

"You remind me of the babe." "What babe?" "the babe with the power." "What power?" "The power of voodoo." "Who do?" "You do!" " Do what?" "Remind me of the babe."- damn, no idea


David Bowie in "Labyrinth"

"Guns! We need bigger guns" ( from the movie Split Second )

i guess that makes two of us now! baby steps ;)
Ducoit: Well, Monsiuer Rivers, it seems that you have become, how do you say, indispensable?

Nick: Indispensable.

Ducoit: That's what I thought.


and:

Hillary: Hillary.

Nick: Hillary. That's an unusual name.

Hillary: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity.'

:D

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. "That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

Hillary: Hillary.

Nick: Hillary. That's an unusual name.

Hillary: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity.'

:D

followed of course, by

Nick: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.
Hillary: Nick? What does that mean?
Nick: Nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.
;)

“Yippee kiaye mother fucker.” – Bruce Willis, Die Hard

Pardon the language, but that is the most memorable quote from a movie I can think of.

My other quote ‘d be from the excellent Australian film [I]The Dish…

Aide: "Did you not get the latest briefing paper, sir?"
PM: "You know I don't read those bloody things."
Aide: "Our role has been upgraded to primary receiving station in the Southern Hemisphere."
PM: "Meaning?"
Aide: "We got the moon landing."
PM: "Shit. Do these people we've got know what they're doing?"

She turned me into a newt!
...I got better

There are some who call me...TIM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Well, it's in my sig, so...

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

I just love that quote, an absolute perfect use of language.

"I think we need some more FBI guys." - Die Hard

"I'm allergic to bullsh*t." - I, Robot (2004)

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" - The Breakfast Club (1985)

"There's a bomb on this bus!" - Speed (1994)

"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules." - Walter-

The Big Lebowski
(in which every line is a quote worth remembering)

"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules." - Walter-

The Big Lebowski
(in which every line is a quote worth remembering)

Amen (or a non-denominational, secular equivalant declaration of agreement)

Sorry about the crappy translation, but I'm crappy translater.
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Man Without Past.

Guard: If you don't pay, I'll sent my killerdog to bite your nose of.
Man: Good, because it shadows the views anywhere I go.
Guard: But you weren't able to smoke in the shower.

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Rölli and the Spirit of Forest (children movie, but damn funny)

Rölli: Well, Missis looks pretty. Is it from birth, or some other accident?

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Both films are finnish, and quotes were made from memory, and then translated to my second language. ;)

take your filthy hands off her , bitch,
buzz wirr clank , bang, bang, bang

There are dozens of great quotes from James Bond movies. Take "Moonraker" for example:


Or in "Goldfinger":

Pussy Galore: "My name is Pussy Galore."

Bond (Sean Connery) "I must be dreaming."




That ones even better in the book tho ... it goes something in the lines of:

Pussy Galore: I am Pussy Galore..

Bond: Of course you are, and what is your name?

*grin*

That ones even better in the book tho ... it goes something in the lines of:

Pussy Galore: I am Pussy Galore..

Bond: Of course you are, and what is your name?

*grin*
~snicker~

That's actually pretty darn funny. And I thought the one in the movie was clever...

My favorite Casablanca quote, even if it is extremely likely that it's already been mentioned:

Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this cafe, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Rick: I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Renault: That is another reason.

"Groovy" - Ash, Evil Dead 2 & Army Of Darkness

(In French) "There's a guy falling off a tall building and on the way down he keeps telling himself, "So far, so good" " - La Haide (may not be exact and I'm not entirely sure who said it. I know it's an obscure referance, but I'm an obscure person)

Ghost Dog: "In some ancient cultures, bears were considered equal to men"
Hunter: "This ain't no ancient culture mister"
Ghost Dog: "Sometimes it is"
*Silenced pistol shot* - Ghost Dog: Way Of The Samurai

"Everything that has a beginning has an end" - The Oracle, Matrix Revolution

(In Chinese) Hero: "How far am I from the bookshelves?"
Broken Sword: "About ten paces"
Hero: "Ten paces is fine"
- Hero

"That's right. I killed your master!" - Elle Driver, Kill Bill

"What can I say, I over-reacted" - Bill, Kill Bill

"As your leader, I encourage you to -- from time to time and always in a respectful manner, and with the complete knowledge that my decision is final -- to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you. And I will promise you, right here and now, no subject will be taboo...except the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up
either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is, I collect your fuckin head. Just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sonsabitches got
anything else to say, now's the fuckin time." - O-ren Ishii, Kill Bill

"That woman deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die. But then again so does she. So we'll just see" - Budd, Kill Bill

"Is there a sign on the front of my house that says 'Dead ****** Storage'?" - Jimmy, Pulp Fiction

"He kept this watch up his ass for seven years" - Pulp Fiction (cookie to the first person who can tell me who said this)

From Family Guy... yeah, not a movie but nice quote...

Brian: *sniff* you went to Tailand and had sex with Two girls and a guy.
Quagmire: Wrong... it was Three girls.
Brian: *Stares at Quagmire*
Quagmire: NOOOOOOooooooooo!

Jones, Sr.: I didn't know you could fly!
Indy: Fly, yes! (hits the plane release) Land, no!

--Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

"I'd rather be his whore than your wife."
Rose, Titanic

and now I've totally went blank

"There is no spoon." - Matrix

Dante Hicks: Hey, whatcha rent?
[reads the cover to Randal's videotape]
Dante Hicks: "Best of Both Worlds"?
Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
Dante Hicks: And you rented this?
Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.

Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Clerks

Brodie: You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.


What, like the back of a Volkswagon?
Mallrats

Jay: What's that shit he's got us saying?
Silent Bob: Oh, umm..."Snootchie Bootchies."
Jay: Snootchie Bootchies. Who the fuck talks like that? That is fucking baby talk.

About: Banky's argument with his grade school religion teacher]
Alyssa: How bad could it have been?
Holden: Put it this way: have you ever heard a nun call an eight year-old boy a fucking **** rag?


Chasing Amy

You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "


Azrael: But I'm a fuckin' demon.

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
Dogma

You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Kevin Smith, would you?

Loki: The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.
[Lady next to Loki spits out her coffee]
Loki: [to lady] Oh, not you.

Metatron: Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.

Serendipity: No. It never bothered me. So you were an artist! Big deal! Elvis was an artist. But that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. And that's why he's The King, and you're a schmuck.

Serendipity: I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time.
Bethany: Nineteen?
Serendipity: Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one.
Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit
Dogma


[singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
Teen #1: What the hell are you singing?
Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time.
Teen #2: You mean the guys in that Prince movie?
[Silent Bob points to the two teens]
Teen #1: Yeah, Purple Rain.
Teen #2: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

You wouldn't happen to be a fan of Kevin Smith, would you?

Can't stand him! :p

- "You want to hear a joke?"

- "Yeah."

- "Knock, knock..."

- "Whos there?"

- Pauses "Go f**k your self."

-Catch Me If You Can

The Boys Next Door (1983) -


Roy - Typical fucking old people.
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Bo - it could be worse, we could have no jobs at all.
Roy - Guess so, either way you`re screwed.
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Roy - Forget it man, its just the way things are.
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Roy - We gave her two seconds of pain, girls like that have been giving us 18 years of pain.
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Roy - You`d FUCK that?
Bo - You`re sick, man!
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Bo - We`re going home, we`re going home right fucking now, and when we get there all of this was just one day. From then on, i grow up, get married, have kids, work at the fucking machine shop for the rest of my life, if its all i can have its all i want. But we`re going home now!
Roy - Ok.
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Bo - Look, they might give us a break, we`re only kids, right?
Roy - I cant go back bo, not now. Gimme the fucking gun!!
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Police Officer - Why did you kill your friend?
Bo - Because I had too.

- "You want to hear a joke?"

- "Yeah."

- "Knock, knock..."

- "Whos there?"

- Pauses "Go f**k your self."

-Catch Me If You Can


lol! I loved that one too…

Jimmy Dugan: Smart AND good-looking? There are so few of us.

Jon Lovitz: I can't take her!
Dottie: Why not?
Jon: You know General Omar Bradley?
Dottie: Yeah...
Jon: There's too strong a resemblance.


--A League of Their Own

Hot shots: Part Deux

President: Ok, we'll use the old acadamy rules... first one to die... loses!

Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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Peter Gibbons: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

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Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Peter Gibbons: Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.

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Bob Slydell: I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

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Steve: Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

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Peter Gibbons: Lawrence, you awake?
Lawrence: Yeah.
Peter Gibbons: You wanna come over?
Lawrence: No, thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.

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Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

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Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

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Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
Dom Portwood: Who's he?
Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end.

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Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.

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Bill Lumbergh: Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?
Milton Waddams: Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

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Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...
Mexican Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor.
[Under his breath]
Mexican Waiter: Pinche gringo.
Milton Waddams: [as the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this place down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your nation's board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.


-OFFICE SPACE. The greatest movie of ALL time.

"Be nice until its time not to be nice" - Roadhouse

"Deejay Geek" - The Last Starfighter

"Its in my ereasers" - Deadly Pursuits

"Dirk a Dirk Mohammad Jihad" - Team America: World Police

I'm not sure if this is exactly right

"God makes dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs. God makes man, man makes dinosaurs. Dinosaurs kill men. Women take over the world"

I love that one. Actually it's...

Malcolm: "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs."

Ellie: "Dinosaurs eat man...women inherit the earth!"

And someone else mentioned Speed...that reminds me of a good quote...

"F*** me!"
"Oh, darn!"

"Let me say something, let me say something...WAHH<unintelligable screaming and crying>"

"I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!"

"Your...hair...looks...stupid!"

"It's so hot...milk was a bad choice"

-Anchorman

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This isn't from a movie but it was such a grand thing in a comedy show I can't resist....

Mike MacDonald talking about Canada's stereotype:

"Being nice isn't a bad stereotype to have...especially since that best lover thing was already taken. 'Canadians are the best lovers! ..oh, it's already taken? ...Thank you."

-Just for Laughs

Hammond: ...and the only one on my side is the bloodsucking lawyer!
Gennaro (the lawyer): Thank you.

Malcolm: That is one big pile of s**t.
(later)
Malcolm: Uh, you wanna make sure you wash your hands before you eat anything!

--Jurassic Park

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?

Has Monty Python been given to much?

"Are you trying to suggest that coconuts migrate?"

Never too much Python. From Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl

"We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water."

My favorite Casablanca quote, even if it is extremely likely that it's already been mentioned:

Renault: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this cafe, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Rick: I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Renault: That is another reason.

I don't think it has been mentioned. Almost the entire script of that movie is quotable, although I don't think people watch it anymore. Also involving Renault -

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh, thank you very much.
Captain Renault: Everybody out at once!

Claude Rains was great in that role.

Braveheart

You may take our lives but you will never take our FREEDOM.

"We came to smash everything and ruin your life.
God sent us." Sonny Jim, Romper Stomper.

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Police Official: Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

-Reefer Madness

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Sol : This is insanity, Max.
Max: Or maybe it's genius

-Pi

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"It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun."

-Pi

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Tyrone : California, here we come.
Harry : It's Florida, Ty. Florida.
Tyrone : California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.

-Requiem For A Dream
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"I ran away from the circus"

-The Circus.

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Shutz: Strange, and I thought you were an Aryan.
The Barber: No. I'm a vegetarian

-The Great Dictator

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Voice on Drug Film: Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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May not be a film, but:

Number 6: I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign.

-The Prisoner

That quote from Fear and Loathing is one of the best! YAY for Johnny Depp! YAY for Benecio Del Torro, who I have a bit of a crush on, YUM!

"I see you're drinking skim milk. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"Vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true"
--Napolean Dynomite.

Just a couple Ive been hung up on lately;

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Norman: A River Runs Through it

Like many fly fishermen in western Montana where the summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often do not start fishing until the cool of the evening. Then in the Arctic half-light of the canyon, all existence fades to a being with my soul and memories and the sounds of the Big Blackfoot River and a four-count rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise. Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters.

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Tod & Copper: The Fox & The Hound

Tod: We can always be friends ... forever...
Copper: yeah, forever

shit, now Im going to friggen cry...

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Guido and Dora: La Vita è bella

Guido: I forgot to tell you.
Dora: Go ahead.
Guido: You can't imagine how much I feel like making love to you. But I'll never tell anyone, especially not you. They'd have to torture me to make me say it.
Dora: Say what?
Guido: That I want to make love to you - not just once, but over and over again! But I'll never tell you that. I'd have to be crazy to tell you. I'd even make love to you now... right here for the rest of my life.

Now this guy, what a hero! Single best thing to say to a girl upon introduction:

Guido: Buongiorno, Principessa!

and it only gets better!

Guido: What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here!

a man amongst mere boys.

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I have to include a couple of lines from Monty!

Very small rocks!

She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
wew, I got betta

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And to finish things off, from Mallrats

Brandi: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public?
Brodie: I already did once today.
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Gil Hicks: Well, did he cum, or what?
Brodie: Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

and Im going to quit now, since even though Im sure we could all go on forever, I think Ive done enough dammage here for one day! :D

frankly all monthy python rules but this is the best

King of Swamp Castle: Guards, make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Guard #1: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Guard #1: Leaving the room, yes.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
King of Swamp Castle: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave the room. All right?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can he leave the room with us?
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no, no, you just keep him in here, and make sure...
Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave, and we were with him...
King of Swamp Castle: No, just keep him in here...
Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...
King of Swamp Castle: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Guard #1: Just you.
Guard #2: [hiccups]
King of Swamp Castle: Get back.
Guard #1: Get back.
King of Swamp Castle: All right?
Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
King of Swamp Castle: And make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: What?
King of Swamp Castle: Make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: The prince?
King of Swamp Castle: Yes, make sure he doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, yes, of course.
[Points at Guard #2]
Guard #1: I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me I were to guard him when he's a guard.
King of Swamp Castle: Is that clear?
Guard #2: [hiccups]
Guard #1: Oh, quite clear. No problems.
King of Swamp Castle: Right.
[King of Swamp Castle turns to leave the room, both guards follow him]
King of Swamp Castle: Where are you going?
Guard #1: We're coming with you.
King of Swamp Castle: No, no, no. I want you to stay here and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Guard #1: Oh, I see. Right.

Currently because I'm doing a review on it:

"I'm taking this car to Invercargill! All the way! ahahahahahahahahahahha"


A point for someone outside of NZ who can tell me what movie that's from.

*cough*mj666*cough*

"I see you're drinking skim milk. Is that cuz you think you're fat? Cuz you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
"Vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true"
--Napolean Dynamite

What a horrible piece of crap. :mad: There was nothing funny or witty whatsoever. Tell me, why did you like it? And go person that quoted the white rabbit. Woot for you. :) And woot x 289657 for the person who quoted The Fox and the Hound. That's awesome. I shall have to watch it again soon. lol Disney movies make me cry. (The Fox and the Hound, Bambi, and there were a few others but I can't remember them offhand.) Man I love Bambi. My rabbit's name is Thumper. I'm so tired.

jeeez napoleon dynamite... thats a movie where i was watching the entire movie thinking *geez whens the good part coming*.
well eventually the music for a found harmonium came along and made it all worth wile:D

jeeez napoleon dynamite... thats a movie where i was watching the entire movie thinking *geez whens the good part coming*.
well eventually the music for a found harmonium came along and made it all worth wile:D
Nothing can make that movie worthwhile. It's worse than anything I've ever seen. Including the Harry Potter movies. No offence to... wait I take that back. Offence to people swooning over Daniel Radcliffe and them: the movies sucked and they can't act. And for those of you saying well you can't act so what would you know; trust me, I can do a better job than them. I have nothing against the books. I liked them actually. Correction: like.

after that we saw erm when the last sword is drawn
well its a good movie, but there where so many chrono jumps, combined with the similarity in the japanese actors (not the leading actors tho) and the similar unpronouncable names made it quite confusing at some stage.
later in the movie every1 goes 'aaaa so that happend ah ok'.
good fighting scenes and good story.

(o one scene that did annoy me was a certain speech which took about 7-10 minutes)

Imagine 10,000 years ago -the bravest thing ever...eat a raw oyster!? :eek:

Best opening line in a movie ever's got to be Fear and Loathing:

"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."


Never mind about the bats. Poor bastard'll see them soon enough.

"Let me say something, let me say something...WAHH<unintelligable screaming and crying>"

"I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!"

"Your...hair...looks...stupid!"

"It's so hot...milk was a bad choice"

-Anchorman


*smacks Will Ferrell on the head with a rolled up newspaper* Bad movie! BAD movie! Now go sleep outside.

*smacks Will Ferrell on the head with a rolled up newspaper* Bad movie! BAD movie! Now go sleep outside.

Hey! This is an SNL movie! Its supposed to be like this!

*comforts Will Ferrell*

Not as good as Old School, but funny nevertheless!!

Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal: Yeah, what're you looking for?
Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Kid: Happy Scrappy...
Mom: She loves it.
Randal: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My **** Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave ****", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal: Annoying customer.

Olaf: My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERZERKER! My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER! Would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!

Brodie: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Bethany: You knew Jesus?
Rufus: Knew him? Shit... Nigga owes me twelve bucks.

Louie: Jesus, Vinny. You just iced a woman, you know that?
Vinny: You know what you are, Louie? You're a fuckin' male chauvinist pig.
Louie: What do you mean, I'm a male chauvinist pig? You just shot a broad.
Vinny: A cop. I just shot a cop. They wanna be equal? I made her equal.

Star Trek: First Contact

[To Data]
Borg Queen: You are an imperfect being, created by an imperfect being.



*Ah, just as true of humans as it is of androids.

"Fire!" Kirk, in The Wrath of Khan.

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- Batman

It's been the Warriors!
- The Warriors

I was born in France.
and
Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload, and PULL OUT!
- But I'm a Cheerleader

Dave, what are you doing, Dave?
- 2001: A Space Odyssey

It's a baby carriage... from HELL!
- Demon Slayer

Walter Chalmers: Frank, we must all compromise.
Bullitt: Bullshit.
-Bullitt

And many, many more...

"I was born a Peacekeeper soldier.
I´ve always been one among many.
A member of a division, a platoon...
A unit, a team.
I´ve never been on my own John.
Never been alone.

Never."

- Aeryn Sun to Crichton, Farscape

Robin and Marian (1976)

[Robin Hood comes back from the Crusades]
Maid Marian: You never wrote.
Robin Hood: I don't know how.


Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991)

Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You. My room. 10:30 tonight.
Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You. 10:45... And bring a friend.

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

Prince John: And why would the people listen to you?
Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.

Silent Movie (1976)

[only spoken word in the movie]
Marcel Marceau: NO!

There are lots i love, but i will put my four favorites here.

"No matter how much people think they understand war, war will never understand people."-The War

"Reality is just what we tell eachother it is, the sane and the insane could easily switch places if the insane became the majority."-John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness

"Religion always tried to teach obedience through fear, but it never understood the true value of creativity. No one ever believed in it strongly enough to make it real."-John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness

"If you are fighting to kill, you better be very, very certain that God is on your side, or else."-Suzy
"Or else what?"
"Or else you're nothing but a murderer."-Suzy
-The Man Who Cried

Sombody may have qouted this already...


"It's not that I'm lazy. It's just that i just dont care"

"Ludicrous Speed! GO!"
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"I just gotta go to college"
"Oh Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia. This isn't Russia."
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"Luke, I am your father."


Free cookie to whoever can identify all three.

"Ludicrous Speed! GO!"
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"I just gotta go to college"
"Oh Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia. This isn't Russia."
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"Luke, I am your father."


Free cookie to whoever can identify all three.

Don't know the first two, but the third is a misquote from Empire Strikes Back. The actual quote is, "No. I am your father."

Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke: No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke: Nooooo. Nooooo.

Oh...Oh yeah baby suck this cock ho

"Ludicrous Speed! GO!"
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"I just gotta go to college"
"Oh Danny, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia. This isn't Russia."
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"Luke, I am your father."


Free cookie to whoever can identify all three.
Spaceballs, misquote from Empire Strikes Back, and...Danny Darko?
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"Get off my plane!"


"KHAAAAAAAN!"

The American Film Institute has been celebrating a century of American movies by doing a series of specials on the 100 greatest movies, greatest comedies, greatest villains and heroes, greatest songs, etc.

Their latest category is the 100 greatest lines of dialogue spoken in American movies. Of course, "Here's looking at you, kid," "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse," "Show me the money!," "I'll be back," "You can't handle the truth," "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore," "What we've got here is a failure to communicate," and, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," as well as many others, are pretty memorable.

What is your most memorable movie line, from any movie, American or other?

FYI: The American Film Institute

http://www.afi.com/

"You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day, and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing. No, not chewing. POPPING. So I said to him, I said you pop that gum one more time...and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall, and fired two warning shots...into his head.....He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame! If you'da been there, if you'da seen it, I bet that you would have done the same!"

Later, from the same song:

"Some guys just can't hold their arsenic."

And again!

"And he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times."

Both from Cell Block Tango, Chicago.

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."

* * *

[Luke won a game of poker on a bluff]
Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me - with nothin'.
Luke: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Cool Hand Luke

Henri Verdoux: Wars, conflict--it's all business. One murder makes a villain; millions, a hero. Numbers sanctify!

-Monsieur Verdoux

Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Don't you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?
Worth: Nope. I've gotta pretty fine collection of pornography.

-Cube

Quentin: But why put people in it?
Worth: Because it's here. You have to use it, or you admit that it's pointless.
Quentin: But it *is* pointless.
Worth: Quentin... that's my point

-Cube

Raymond Shaw: It's a terrible thing to hate your mother. But I didn't always hate her. When I was a child, I only kind of disliked her.

-The Manchurian Candidate

Bennett Marco: Poor Raymond. Poor friendless, friendless Raymond. He was wearing his medal when he died.
[reads from a book of U.S Army citations]
Bennett Marco: You should read some of the citations sometime. Just read them. Taken, eight prisoners, killing four enemy in the process while one leg and one arm was shattered and he could only crawl because the other leg had been blown off - Edwards. Wounded five times, dragged himself across the direct fire of three enemy machine guns to pull two of his wounded men to safety amid sixty-nine dead and two hundred and three casualties - Holderman.
[Puts the book down]
Bennett Marco: Made to commit acts too unspeakable to be cited here by an enemy who had captured his mind and his soul. He freed himself at last and in the end, heroically and unhesitatingly gave his life to save his country. Raymond Shaw... Hell... Hell.

-Manchurian Candidate

Raymond Shaw: It's a terrible thing to hate your mother. But I didn't always hate her. When I was a child, I only kind of disliked her.

-The Manchurian Candidate

Bennett Marco: Poor Raymond. Poor friendless, friendless Raymond. He was wearing his medal when he died.
[reads from a book of U.S Army citations]
Bennett Marco: You should read some of the citations sometime. Just read them. Taken, eight prisoners, killing four enemy in the process while one leg and one arm was shattered and he could only crawl because the other leg had been blown off - Edwards. Wounded five times, dragged himself across the direct fire of three enemy machine guns to pull two of his wounded men to safety amid sixty-nine dead and two hundred and three casualties - Holderman.
[Puts the book down]
Bennett Marco: Made to commit acts too unspeakable to be cited here by an enemy who had captured his mind and his soul. He freed himself at last and in the end, heroically and unhesitatingly gave his life to save his country. Raymond Shaw... Hell... Hell.

-Manchurian Candidate

The original?

"With friends like you, who needs friends?"

"With friends like you, who needs friends?"
Rushmore

Rushmore

Great line from a great movie.

"My mother? I'll tell you about my mother!"
"Wake up. Time to die!"

"I've done ... questionable things"

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time...to...die."

I recently watched the Director's cut again (bought it on sale for equivalent of $12US/7 Euros. Legal copy too!). Could someone tell why Deckard dreaming of a frigging unicorn is meant to imply he's a replicant?

The original?
Of course.

Haven't seen the remake.

I recently watched the Director's cut again (bought it on sale for equivalent of $12US/7 Euros. Legal copy too!). Could someone tell why Deckard dreaming of a frigging unicorn is meant to imply he's a replicant?

It's not that he dreamed of the unicorn, but that Edward James Olmos knew that he was dreaming about the unicorn (he left him the little origami one). The idea was that Deckard's dream was a stock artificial replicant memory that Olmos knew because it was a stock memory.

We are knights who say NI! NI! NI!

and we want a bush
A shrubbery! Damn you it was a shrubbery!

To be, or not to be, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or take up arms against a sea of troubles, and, by opposing, end them. To die... To sleep, no more....

Mel Gibson, Hamlet.

Also see Othello, with Josh Hartnett. Actually, they named it "O," I believe. What can I say? Shakespeare rocks.

It's not that he dreamed of the unicorn, but that Edward James Olmos knew that he was dreaming about the unicorn (he left him the little origami one). The idea was that Deckard's dream was a stock artificial replicant memory that Olmos knew because it was a stock memory.
Thank you, I didn't notice that it was a unicorn. I thought it was just an origami swan thingy.
I thought the fact that Roy didn't kill Deckard hinted that he might be a replicant. Rather than Roy finally trying to atone for having killed so many ppl he doesn't kill him because he recognises just what Deckard is. It's not like Roy had much of a conscience throughout the movie beforehand, so there's no real reason why he should save Deckard.

Thank you, I didn't notice that it was a unicorn. I thought it was just an origami swan thingy.
I thought the fact that Roy didn't kill Deckard hinted that he might be a replicant. Rather than Roy finally trying to atone for having killed so many ppl he doesn't kill him because he recognises just what Deckard is. It's not like Roy had much of a conscience throughout the movie beforehand, so there's no real reason why he should save Deckard.

I think the origami changes between the two versions. Director's cut has more origami stuff, I think.

I'm a fan of the simple theory that goes:

If replicants are designed to do jobs that are too dangerous and dirty for humans to do, why on earth are humans doing the dangerous and dirty work of killing replicants?

I think the origami changes between the two versions. Director's cut has more origami stuff, I think.

I'm a fan of the simple theory that goes:

If replicants are designed to do jobs that are too dangerous and dirty for humans to do, why on earth are humans doing the dangerous and dirty work of killing replicants?
Director's cut has lots more Origami.
And it also has a relevant bit when just after Deckard's told Rachel she really is a replicant and all her memories and photos are lies, she is in his apartment and looks at the few photos Deckard has of his family - very old b/w photos.