NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the twenty-first Paradise Club. We have all the amenities of the previous clubs, including a restaurant and bar complete with karaoke machine, indoor and outdoor swimming pools, hot tubs, tennis courts, a casino, a beauty salon, and a championship 18 hole golf course and, there is a fabulous ballroom. (Be sure to book early for your all your holiday parties.)

So, stop by for a drink, a bite to eat or just to shoot the breeze.

**he rests his hands on her hips**
remember, i warned you.
**he starts swaying taking great care not to step on her feet**

**Places her hands around his neck and smiles shyly**

I don't know what you're worried about..

**Suddenly notices her watch**

Oh no, is it that late? I have to go, I'm so sorry.

**Kisses him on the cheek**

We'll have to finish this next time.

alright. take it easy.
**he steps back from her and returns to his bottle**

Jumps on kareoke machine and starts singing 99 red baloons in german while waving a bottle of vodka around forgets the words and walks off to the pool

Ohhh new place :) even got an extra e to make it sound posh too. classy...

And first in this morning as usual.

Ohhh new place :) even got an extra e to make it sound posh too. classy...

And first in this morning as usual.


KEL!!!!!
how are you buddy!! :p

KEL!!!!!
how are you buddy!! :p

Not bad mate, currently have nothing to do so quite happy :)

*jingle**jingle**jingle*
[A small black kitten bounds into the club carrying a small rubber mouse. He then drops the mouse... bats it across the club and proceeds to pounce on it.]

Anything interesting happen after i left last night?

*jingle**jingle**jingle*
[A small black kitten bounds into the club carrying a small rubber mouse. He then drops the mouse... bats it across the club and proceeds to pounce on it.]

having fun there? :D

having fun there? :D[though a mouth full of rubber mouse]
Merfff :D
{yes}

[though a mouth full of rubber mouse]
Merfff :D
{yes}

*takes the rubber mouse from nekone and slides it along the floor*

glad you are enjoying yourself

you still with us norti?

Cyrus walks in with Trilly. Trilly takes a glance at the kitten and bounds over to play

OOC: note Trilly is a cougar

Not bad mate, currently have nothing to do so quite happy :)

im knackered but more than usually

im knackered but more than usually

late night texts again?

*takes the rubber mouse from nekone and slides it along the floor*

glad you are enjoying yourself

you still with us norti? runs and pounces.... spots...

Cyrus walks in with Trilly. Trilly takes a glance at the kitten and bounds over to play

OOC: note Trilly is a cougar Merrrofff? :confused:
{Cousin?}

Merower? :D
{you like Swimmy?}

[OOC: Nekone isn't a normal Kitty... if you examine his picture, you get a clue]

Hey gang... sorry so late. Was reading to see if anyone got my Lei joke.

I guess not :(

Tweeerwowr
a bigger cousin

Puuurrwow
yes, swimmy fun!!


OOC: a Pic?
OOC2: i gotta go, my computer is being very pissy

Hey gang... sorry so late. Was reading to see if anyone got my Lei joke.

I guess not :(

its just hit me what the joke was :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Tweeerwowr
a bigger cousin

Puuurrwow
yes, swimmy fun!!


OOC: a Pic?
OOC2: i gotta go, my computer is being very pissyMerrror
{yes. show you bubbly, splashy, funny, swimmy pond}

[goes to show Trilly the Hot Tub]

OOC. Click on my name and select view homepage.

its just hit me what the joke was :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :rolleyes: I was afraid the statement 'Getting Laid' was purely and American euphomism.

late night texts again?

yea but its cool its offical now anyway :D

yea but its cool its offical now anyway :D

*gets four beers (screw the early hour)*

*hands em out*

nice one norti, cheers

*gets four beers (screw the early hour)*

*hands em out*

nice one norti, cheers"crack tubes"... sorry just perused the Python gold thread....

What's official now? :confused:

"crack tubes"... sorry just perused the Python gold thread....

What's official now? :confused:

well as my girlfriend pointed out at 12 last night i'd never actually ask her if she wanted to date me etc, everything just kinda happend so i asked her last night she obviously said yes everyones happy and she's gotta to dance for 6 hours today on about 4 hours sleep :D

*drinks beer*

well as my girlfriend pointed out at 12 last night i'd never actually ask her if she wanted to date me etc, everything just kinda happend so i asked her last night she obviously said yes everyones happy and she's gotta to dance for 6 hours today on about 4 hours sleep :D

*drinks beer*Cheers! :D

right
IC: did anyone see gide yesterday??? im worried about her

nope... I asumed she dropped in after I left

nope... I asumed she dropped in after I left

not to sure she hadn't been in when i left it was just me and tinks cos kel left without saying good bye :p

:confused: :(

:confused: :(

whats up junii why the :confused:

whats up junii why the :confused:Wondering... thats all...

Wondering... thats all...

about what buddy? got any suggestions for my empty tummy?

about what buddy? got any suggestions for my empty tummy?would things be different if I had more time... that's all. :(

I forget... what time is it for you now?

would things be different if I had more time... that's all. :(

I forget... what time is it for you now?
10:20

and what do you mean differant??? more time??

10:20

and what do you mean differant??? more time??oh... nothing.

10:20... let's go for the Plate Lunch Teriyaki Beef (thinly sliced beef marinated in Teriyaki Sauce) Mahi Mahi (grilled battered fish) Fried Chicken, on a bed of rice sprinkled with Furikake (seaweed/seseme seed garnish)... garnished with Tsukemono (pickled Veggies).

oh... nothing.

10:20... let's go for the Plate Lunch Teriyaki Beef (thinly sliced beef marinated in Teriyaki Sauce) Mahi Mahi (grilled battered fish) Fried Chicken, on a bed of rice sprinkled with Furikake (seaweed/seseme seed garnish)... garnished with Tsukemono (pickled Veggies).

it all sounds good!!!

come on jun tell me you keep on telling gide to open up now its your turn!

that day... I had to leave... so I couldn't stay to talk to Gide... just wondering what would've happened if this whole thing occured an hour earlier. That's all. she tends to dissapear for days and her appearances are sporatic at best.

that day... I had to leave... so I couldn't stay to talk to Gide... just wondering what would've happened if this whole thing occured an hour earlier. That's all. she tends to dissapear for days and her appearances are sporatic at best.


the world would be weird if all the "ifs" and "buts" came true what happens happens and we cant change that only learn from them gide obviously means alot to you so when shes in next show her you care, tell her how you feel open up to her if you want her to open up to you

btw if you want i've tracked down a way to contact her i can do so if you want me to give her a message

(OOC i wil pm her on our reigons messageboard if you like :D)

the world would be weird if all the "ifs" and "buts" came true what happens happens and we cant change that only learn from them gide obviously means alot to you so when shes in next show her you care, tell her how you feel open up to her if you want her to open up to you

btw if you want i've tracked down a way to contact her i can do so if you want me to give her a message

(OOC i wil pm her on our reigons messageboard if you like :D)My shyness is my problem. sometimes when she's gone for a period of time,... I wonder if it was somthing I said or did... Man I need more confidence.

(OOC thanks but I'll do this in the context of RP. Besides, the Angst is doing me good. I like playing the tortured soul in RPG's)

My shyness is my problem. sometimes when she's gone for a period of time,... I wonder if it was somthing I said or did... Man I need more confidence.

(OOC thanks but I'll do this in the context of RP. Besides, the Angst is doing me good. I like playing the tortured soul in RPG's)


its highly unlikly to be something you have done now is it? i mean it was me that upset her but when she comes back have a struss 80 or whatever kel calls it walk over to her and tell her how you feel cos like i just said you want her to open up to you but your too shy to do that for her a tiny bit hypercritical but understandable as your shy i dont mean to sound nasty just trying to give you some tough love :)

(OOC it is the best isn;t it :D)

its highly unlikly to be something you have done now is it? i mean it was me that upset her but when she comes back have a struss 80 or whatever kel calls it walk over to her and tell her how you feel cos like i just said you want her to open up to you but your too shy to do that for her a tiny bit hypercritical but understandable as your shy i dont mean to sound nasty just trying to give you some tough love :)

(OOC it is the best isn;t it :D)
Just gotta do it right... after all, that... what's-his-name-again? oh yeah, Doyle was a bit crude... and I hate to think i'll be doing that to Gide. Don't wanna be forceful yet, don't wanna let her run. It's a thin line i'm trying to walk. and I'm doing it one step at a time.

Just gotta do it right... after all, that... what's-his-name-again? oh yeah, Doyle was a bit crude... and I hate to think i'll be doing that to Gide. Don't wanna be forceful yet, don't wanna let her run. It's a thin line i'm trying to walk. and I'm doing it one step at a time.


i hear you dont do a doyle (hahaha thats going to be a new saying) and go "HEY BACK SHES MINE HEY WANNA GRIND WITH ME" thats just stupid but do, do a norti and say "your really speical to me i really like you etc etc"
because what if she comes back you dont tell her she leaves again and never comes back what then?>

Just gotta do it right... after all, that... what's-his-name-again? oh yeah, Doyle was a bit crude... and I hate to think i'll be doing that to Gide. Don't wanna be forceful yet, don't wanna let her run. It's a thin line i'm trying to walk. and I'm doing it one step at a time.

*hands junii the Strom 80*

And heres to a few quick steps forward along the line ;)

*hands junii the Strom 80*

And heres to a few quick steps forward along the line ;)


strom struss i was close then hahaha

strom struss i was close then hahaha

Close enough :p

well :D fancy another beer?? i hope tinks comes in soon
jun buy her a present that one you chose 4 me to give tinks was perfect your good at that

*hands junii the Strom 80*

And heres to a few quick steps forward along the line ;) [looks at bottle.] No... Last thing I want is alcohol to do the speaking. perhaps you're right tho. Hate to see her go without knowing at least how I feel.

well :D fancy another beer?? i hope tinks comes in soon
jun buy her a present that one you chose 4 me to give tinks was perfect your good at that[shows box brought in from yesterday] did... only she didn't show up. Perfect Timing as usual... :(

[shows box brought in from yesterday] did... only she didn't show up. Perfect Timing as usual... :(

dont worry buddy she'll be around soon so tell us how do you feel about her?

dont worry buddy she'll be around soon so tell us how do you feel about her?I would like to know her better. I want to help her... to protect her from those who mean her harm. I want to see her safe... to see her smile. that night where we sang, she seemed to enjoy that and that made it fun. I want to hear her laugh. to hold her through her times of trouble... and the worst part. I would be happy if I can do this even if she... chooses to be with someone else.

:rolleyes: God, I guess I got Twitterpated badly. :p

I would like to know her better. I want to help her... to protect her from those who mean her harm. I want to see her safe... to see her smile. that night where we sang, she seemed to enjoy that and that made it fun. I want to hear her laugh. to hold her through her times of trouble... and the worst part. I would be happy if I can do this even if she... chooses to be with someone else.

:rolleyes: God, I guess I got Twitterpated badly. :p


when she comes in all you have to do is tell her what you just told us she'll understand and be happy i know it!

i still feel guilty and responsable for what she did to herself but the more i think about it the more angry i get a t her

when she comes in all you have to do is tell her what you just told us she'll understand and be happy i know it!except that when I look at her... english suddenly becomes my second language... :rolleyes: still... nothing ventured nothing gained...

[takes a slug from the Strom 80]
:eek: Gahh, that's strong... I think I fixed a stopped drain with this stuff.

except that when I look at her... english suddenly becomes my second language... :rolleyes: still... nothing ventured nothing gained...

[takes a slug from the Strom 80]
:eek: Gahh, that's strong... I think I fixed a stopped drain with this stuff.


:D

except that when I look at her... english suddenly becomes my second language... :rolleyes: still... nothing ventured nothing gained...

[takes a slug from the Strom 80]
:eek: Gahh, that's strong... I think I fixed a stopped drain with this stuff.

hhahhee
yeah that'll doit everytime

hhahhee
yeah that'll doit everytime


damn straight!

[looks at Strom 80]
WINE EXPERT:
A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palate but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

Black Stump Bordeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.

Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.

Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is 'beware'. This is not a wine for drinking, this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old-and-Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

sorry, a fav Monty Python skit... ;)

[looks at Strom 80]
WINE EXPERT:
A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palate but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

Black Stump Bordeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.

Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.

Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is 'beware'. This is not a wine for drinking, this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old-and-Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

sorry, a fav Monty Python skit... ;)

hehehehe

http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/2R66.html#2R66.foot.2

check out the foot note at the bottom

80% alcohol classes Stroh as a dangerous drug in the UK, and so I would like to point out that no member of OUSFG drinks Stroh in the UK, but only in those countries in which it is legal. This of course results in large numbers of backpacking holidays to Europe...

do you think gide will give me my knife back i dont like her having it can you ask her for me jun

do you think gide will give me my knife back i dont like her having it can you ask her for me junI guess... but when the time is right... I'll try and ask her.

ok buddy i just need sometime away from her she is the only one in here that understands what im going through yet we keep hurting each other

tinks is great she tries to understand but im completcated

Apologies the name is Stroh 80 not Strom 80, whoops :D

ok buddy i just need sometime away from her she is the only one in here that understands what im going through yet we keep hurting each otherThe Porcupine Delimma

The Porcupine Delimma

explain?

explain?I've heard it called the Hedgehog delimma also. it's a story about two porcupines who fall in love... however, everytime they get close, their protection (i.e. quills) causes each other pain. So it becomes a dance of approach, retreat, approach, retreat. Two souls wanting to be close... but never getting close. :(

explain?

You are both like procupines who like each other, as soon as you get close your spikes (i.e. issues) hurt and push you apart again. and you beat me too it again grrr :p

Apologies the name is Stroh 80 not Strom 80, whoops :Dwhatevahs, I'm calling it quits on that one.

whatevahs, I'm calling it quits on that one.

(OOC i just googled it and the amount of forums on which americans who have visited austria and tasted the stuff and then swearing they couldn't remember anything afterwards is quite funny, as is the oxford society who make members drink it, esp as its considered illegal in britain. being a dangerous drug and all....whatever)

ahh i see guys but you do see where im comming from then?

ahh i see guys but you do see where im comming from then?I guess... however some verification would be nice...

I guess... however some verification would be nice...

well gide understands and we fight alot, it just makes me think,
tinks tries to understand im not sure if she does but whether she does or not she cheers me up so im just so greatful i have her

well gide understands and we fight alot, it just makes me think,
tinks tries to understand im not sure if she does but whether she does or not she cheers me up so im just so greatful i have herNot much of an explinaton... but I won't push.

So tell me... anymore 'special' people call this place home?

Not much of an explinaton... but I won't push.

So tell me... anymore 'special' people call this place home?

ok i guess theres a part of me fighting this other part of me that wants to get close to gide

what do you mean ?

ok i guess theres a part of me fighting this other part of me that wants to get close to gide

what do you mean ?Let's see... You, Me, Gide, Tinks. We're not exactly what others call... 'normal'... right?

Let's see... You, Me, Gide, Tinks. We're not exactly what others call... 'normal'... right?

well yea i guess

well yea i guessso... anyone else... kel for example?

so... anyone else... kel for example?

i'm me :D

so... anyone else... kel for example?

i dont know we kind of split in to 2 groups really you,gide and kel in 1
me, tinks and nekone in the hottub but we're all good friends now i think but as with any group some are closer than others :)

i dont know we kind of split in to 2 groups really you,gide and kel in 1
me, tinks and nekone in the hottub but we're all good friends now i think but as with any group some are closer than others :)Yeah, and one day I'll join you guys in the tub... :D

Yeah, and one day I'll join you guys in the tub... :D

im gonna hold you to that tub party!!

oooo, did someone say tub party?

oooo, did someone say tub party?
Yeah... I KEEP MISSING 'EM [sob] :(

Yeah... I KEEP MISSING 'EM [sob] :(

awwwwww

So how are things?

things are good thanks, you?

things are good thanks, you?So far... [glances around] I'm good.

So far... [glances around] I'm good.

what're you looking for?

TINKS
*runs over to her and hugs and kisses her*

how are you everyone tub party??

what're you looking for?[absent-mindedly] who... not what

*hugs and kisses*

i'm only here for another 20 mins today, I got a short lunch

[absent-mindedly] who... not what

jun dont worry she'll be back

[absent-mindedly] who... not what

Gide?

*hugs and kisses*

i'm only here for another 20 mins today, I got a short lunch

ahh tis cool
(OOC thanks for the tg :D)

ahh tis cool
(OOC thanks for the tg :D)

(ooc: no problem, i felt kinda rude just leaving without saying anything)

Gide?heh, yeah...

*hugs tinks*
sorry im very affectionate today, hows yor day been then?
(OOC its cool )
junii your really worried about gide huh?

*hugs tinks*
sorry im very affectionate today, hows yor day been then?
(OOC its cool )
junii your really worried about gide huh?
*hugs back* don't apologise for being affectionate lol, i like it

*hugs tinks*
sorry im very affectionate today, hows yor day been then?
(OOC its cool )
junii your really worried about gide huh? I... guess...

[Shakes head] Want anything to drink boss? :D

no thanks, i better get going *hugs and Kisses Naughty* toodles xoxoxoxo

no thanks, i better get going *hugs and Kisses Naughty* toodles xoxoxoxoSee ya.

:headbang:

:headbang:

bye tinks if your still around
what up jun?

bye tinks if your still around
what up jun?Gotta get my head back to my job... That's all.

Gotta get my head back to my job... That's all.

nah take the afternoon off
*walks round other side of bar drags junii to a stool on the customers side of the bar and puts on an apron*

what'll it be buddy!

nah take the afternoon off
*walks round other side of bar drags junii to a stool on the customers side of the bar and puts on an apron*

what'll it be buddy!whatever you think I might like from where you live. :D

whatever you think I might like from where you live. :D

food or drink?

food or drink?hmmm.... both.

*slides jun a drink call a brain hemorage (1 oz Peach schnapps 1 tsp Bailey's irish cream 1/2 tsp Grenadine)*

errm food wise sheppards pie or fish and chips?

*slides jun a drink call a brain hemorage (1 oz Peach schnapps 1 tsp Bailey's irish cream 1/2 tsp Grenadine)*

errm food wise sheppards pie or fish and chips?Sheppards Pie.
[sips drink] mmm, pretty damn good. I could like this...

Whahahaha... Vaga misspelled "club"

Hi, by the way

Sheppards Pie.
[sips drink] mmm, pretty damn good. I could like this...

cool
*passes a plate full of sheppards pie gravey and assorted steamed veg*

yea i had a few of them last time i went out on a big night but they were bigger messures garrenteed confedence and makes you a good dancer to :p

Whahahaha... Vaga misspelled "club"

Hi, by the way

hey LP cocktail?

No man... no girlie drinks for the pirate. Beer please

Whahahaha... Vaga misspelled "club"

Hi, by the waynoticed it too... thought I was in the wrong place... Hi LP

No man... no girlie drinks for the pirate. Beer please

*hands LP a beer*
dont you fancy a zombie then? (4 cl Lemon juice 1 dash Grenadine 2 cl Orange juice 2 cl Cherry Heering 2 cl White rum (Bacardi) 6 cl Bacardi Black rum 2 cl 151 proof rum)
garanteed to kill brain cells :D

noticed it too... thought I was in the wrong place... Hi LP
Hey Junii.... yeah. I'm thinking about lube now :headbang:

*hands LP a beer*
dont you fancy a zombie then? (4 cl Lemon juice 1 dash Grenadine 2 cl Orange juice 2 cl Cherry Heering 2 cl White rum (Bacardi) 6 cl Bacardi Black rum 2 cl 151 proof rum)
garanteed to kill brain cells :D

Hey, i got somehting that can kill teh whole brain and not just the cells :p :D

(OOC Just had a load of work to do)

*hands LP a beer*
dont you fancy a zombie then? (4 cl Lemon juice 1 dash Grenadine 2 cl Orange juice 2 cl Cherry Heering 2 cl White rum (Bacardi) 6 cl Bacardi Black rum 2 cl 151 proof rum)
garanteed to kill brain cells :D
all cocktails are girly drinks... it's just such a waste of good booze

cool
*passes a plate full of sheppards pie gravey and assorted steamed veg*

yea i had a few of them last time i went out on a big night but they were bigger messures garrenteed confedence and makes you a good dancer to :pSheppards pie is great... should do things like this more often.

Hey, i got somehting that can kill teh whole brain and not just the cells :p :D

(OOC Just had a load of work to do)not that Stoh 80 stuff...

Sheppards pie is great... should do things like this more often.

thank you buddy :) im no chef but im glad you liked it

Hey LP

*Hands LP a turbo shandy :D*

thank you buddy :) im no chef but im glad you liked it

Hey LP

*Hands LP a turbo shandy :D*
wtf is that?

*drinks from his beer*

wtf is that?

*drinks from his beer*

its half a larger the rest smirnoff ice
i have also seen someone drink half a gunness and half a smirnoff ice they dont mix them 2

its half a larger the rest smirnoff ice
i have also seen someone drink half a gunness and half a smirnoff ice they dont mix them 2
dude... sick

I hope you hit the guy for ruining beer... and GUINNESS for christs sake. Best beer in the world

dude... sick

I hope you hit the guy for ruining beer... and GUINNESS for christs sake. Best beer in the world

well honnestly he was alot bigger than me i just necked my absinth and left

I wouldn't have let him get away with it... :mad: fecking GUINNESS!

not that Stoh 80 stuff...

Oh yes that stuff :D

I wouldn't have let him get away with it... :mad: fecking GUINNESS!

its all to do with the binge drinking culture over here :headbang:

its all to do with the binge drinking culture over here :headbang:
it's everywhere nowadays.... I ye good olde days one could only get beer or water

it's everywhere nowadays.... I ye good olde days one could only get beer or water

amen bruv amen!!

*raises beer*

To beer and naked pants!

*raises beer*

To beer and naked pants!

*quickly grabs a beer and raises it*

to beer a naked pants

*downs the beer*

aaah

Barkeep? A beer!

*downs the beer*

aaah

Barkeep? A beer!

*gets half way through his beer*
sure thing LP
*slides lp a fresh beer*
wheres jun gone?

Dunno... maybe he has a life in RL too, like Kel

sorry, catching up on region news... DEN snagged another region... they were recently tossed out tho..

Also created a Puppet... joined him to Paradise Beach... should be easy to spot.

Dunno... maybe he has a life in RL too, like Kel

whats that?!?!

*mutter mutter* :D

well now the crew is here what'll it be!!!!!

well now the crew is here what'll it be!!!!!Arrrgh... unfortunatly... It's time for me to go... TTFN guys.

TTwhat?

Bye Junii

Arrrgh... unfortunatly... It's time for me to go... TTFN guys.

ok buddy take care
*walks out from the bar as his shift is now over!!*

Arrrgh... unfortunatly... It's time for me to go... TTFN guys.


TTFN means "ta ta for now"

in other words, cya laters :)

TTFN means "ta ta for now"

in other words, cya laters :)
That's pretty gay

*looks around trying not to comment*
llalalalalalala

*looks around trying not to comment*
llalalalalalala
you invented it?

you invented it?
invented what? ttfn F**K no FYI i never heard of it :p

invented what? ttfn F**K no FYI i never heard of it :p

yeah thats right norti, you tell yourself that ;)

yeah thats right norti, you tell yourself that ;)

eat cold water heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethian
*pulls out super soaker and soaks kel*
:p

eat cold water heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethian
*pulls out super soaker and soaks kel*
:p

*dives behind bar and brings out one of the soda water containers gangsters in the 20s had*

Mwahaha

You disrespectin me punk?

*Shoots at norti*

*dives behind bar and brings out one of the soda water containers gangsters in the 20s had*

Mwahaha

You disrespectin me punk?

*Shoots at norti*

AHHHHHHH
*gurgle spluter*
ok ok you win :(

AHHHHHHH
*gurgle spluter*
ok ok you win :(

LOL we'll call it a draw, you got me pretty good :p

wonder when tinks will get back?

LOL we'll call it a draw, you got me pretty good :p

wonder when tinks will get back?
i dont know i've left her a note on her door :) cos i gotta go :9 see ya later kel

Hello?Hello?Hello?Hello?hello?

Hello?Hello?Hello?Hello?hello?
No need to shout you know.
:)
Hello there LP.

*wakes up on the sofa, stretches and yawns*

anyone around?

*no answer...curls up on sofa again and sleeps*

**Walks in and looks around, in hope locating her new friend...**

Damn, I think I'm all alone...

**Heads out to the balcony overlooking the ocean**

**Sighs quietly to herslef and closes her eyes, enjoying the peacefulness**

**A cold chill suddenly sweeps through and she shivers**

Hmm, it's so quiet here...

**Heads inside to grab a drink**

**he walks downs the silent hallway, boots clicking as they hit the floor. he steps out into the club and looks around**
this place is dead tonight.

*enters the quiet club*

*runs into the club*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

damn no one here

*runs into the club*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

damn no one here


boo!

boo!

AAHAHAAhahahAHAAha#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!

*hangs from shandaleer*

(OOC note to all who read this shandaleer is a really bad spelling of the word ment to mean a posh lamp shade i thank you!)

AAHAHAAhahahAHAAha#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!

*hangs from shandaleer*

(OOC note to all who read this shandaleer is a really bad spelling of the word ment to mean a posh lamp shade i thank you!)


*looks up at the chandelier*

its ok mate, come on down

from ontop the Chandalier
merower?
{what you doing here?}

look guys!
*folds his arms*
theres no need to sneek up on me im a marked man

*storkes nekone behind the ears*

look guys!
*folds his arms*
theres no need to sneek up on me im a marked man

*storkes nekone behind the ears*

sorry mate, forgot about that.

here

*hands norti and hawaiin toasti and an apple juice*

[Nekone Turns around and squirts an odorless liquid on Norti's shoes that evaporates quickly]
Merwaor :D
{Now you're Marked... I claim you!}

at least i got you guys to protect me, i think nekone could do some damage to them :)

at least i got you guys to protect me, i think nekone could do some damage to them :)
[gets up on hind legs and makes boxing motions with front paws.]
Ffffft...Meraor! :mad:
{I'll protect you!}

hey kel look!!
*goes behind bar and gets some tuna places it in a bowl and offers it to nekone*

Thanks buddy :D

hey kel look!!
*goes behind bar and gets some tuna places it in a bowl and offers it to nekone*

Thanks buddy :D

*looks*

wtf!?

*turns back around*


:p

[Pounces on plate]
Merror
{...after dinner that is}

woa im tired again

i am not happy by trian it will take me 4 hours to get 2 my girlfriend fucking british rail

i am not happy by trian it will take me 4 hours to get 2 my girlfriend fucking british rail

lol, it takes me less than that to fly to manc whilst going via zurich. but i know what you mean, its a major pain :(

lol, it takes me less than that to fly to manc whilst going via zurich. but i know what you mean, its a major pain :(

yea but im a resorceful chap and have now found out that it takes 2 hours 31 mins by car :D i have one of those and a licence so its plan B for me!!

yea but im a resorceful chap and have now found out that it takes 2 hours 31 mins by car :D i have one of those and a licence so its plan B for me!!

mmmmmmmm Plan B :)

mmmmmmmm Plan B :)

yea driving is good :) i just wanted to kick back on a train though :(

yea driving is good :) i just wanted to kick back on a train though :(

yeah, i travel to my gf's in the summer by train, as its a pain to take the car. and its cheaper than the petrol :D

yeah, i travel to my gf's in the summer by train, as its a pain to take the car. and its cheaper than the petrol :D

yea usually is but i'd have to go through london V expensive :mad: but she's worth it

yea usually is but i'd have to go through london V expensive :mad: but she's worth it


grrrr poncy damn london, its always so damn expensive there!

grrrr poncy damn london, its always so damn expensive there!

yea i have loads of friends there its ok if you go out camden or highbury way but aanywhere else is like £3 a pint we went to highbury £1.20p a pint of stella :D

yea i have loads of friends there its ok if you go out camden or highbury way but aanywhere else is like £3 a pint we went to highbury £1.20p a pint of stella :D

1.20!!!! thats almost as cheap as a student pub!!! sounds pretty good even if it is wifebeater... :p

1.20!!!! thats almost as cheap as a student pub!!! sounds pretty good even if it is wifebeater... :p

yea i just used the "paul weller" as an example :D but yea it gets cheep as you go out of the centre oxfords good for beer :d lots of student pubs :)

yea i just used the "paul weller" as an example :D but yea it gets cheep as you go out of the centre oxfords good for beer :d lots of student pubs :)

yeah, been there a few times to visit friends who are at uni there, so yeah, thats cheap. however 'Pound a Pint' nights at my uni are every night so i'm happy with that!

yeah, been there a few times to visit friends who are at uni there, so yeah, thats cheap. however 'Pound a Pint' nights at my uni are every night so i'm happy with that! :eek: every night??

:eek: every night??

yup every night :p

sorry, whoops, sorry alter ego speaking out of turn there, yeah every night, you have to put up with some crappy music tho

altered ego?? :headbang:

altered ego?? :headbang:


yeah, just a friend of mine.

yeah, just a friend of mine.

ahhh im with you i got to go to bristol on tuesday great :mp5:

ahhh im with you i got to go to bristol on tuesday great :mp5:

cool, whats it like? never been there myself but i applied there for uni as oneof my back ups

cool, whats it like? never been there myself but i applied there for uni as oneof my back ups

hahaha fook knows never been i got to drive down there set up a stand and come home some one will pay for that!

hahaha fook knows never been i got to drive down there set up a stand and come home some one will pay for that!

cool, i'm the poor sod at my work who prepares all the stuff for the stands but never gets to go anywhere... :(

cool, i'm the poor sod at my work who prepares all the stuff for the stands but never gets to go anywhere... :(

yea i hate doing it 2 hour drive 10 mins work and 2 hours drive home its sooo difficult :D

yea i hate doing it 2 hour drive 10 mins work and 2 hours drive home its sooo difficult :D

:headbang: some people get all the luck

like when i got to drive my bosses car! :D

:headbang: some people get all the luck

like when i got to drive my bosses car! :D

GRRRR i wanted a go :mad: still hopfully i'll get a car with cd player and sat nav my only 2 requirments :D what? if they want the best they'll have to pay for the best :D

GRRRR i wanted a go :mad: still hopfully i'll get a car with cd player and sat nav my only 2 requirments :D what? if they want the best they'll have to pay for the best :D

can't have any thing less than the best really :D

can't have any thing less than the best really :D

yeah thats what i think :p if im going in alone im going in, in style :D

yeah thats what i think :p if im going in alone im going in, in style :D

Some big, powerful car, stereo on and up load, playing some heavy stuff and arrive like you some kinda rock star

Some big, powerful car, stereo on and up load, playing some heavy stuff and arrive like you some kinda rock star

yea with a car full of skantaly clad girls :D (ps dont tell my gf)

yea with a car full of skantaly clad girls :D (ps dont tell my gf)


ah, the stuff dreams are made of :D of course i won't btw

ah, the stuff dreams are made of :D of course i won't btw


*awakes from daydream*

So wonder where tinks is ... ready 3,2,1, comedy entrance

*waits patiently*

:cool:

bugger i was sure that would work

bugger i was sure that would work

oh well

(OOC so damn bored, both my bosses have gone and there is no work i have to do, but if i leave i don't get paid, this sucks)

oh well

(OOC so damn bored, both my bosses have gone and there is no work i have to do, but if i leave i don't get paid, this sucks)

i know man im bored just want the weekend to get here

i know man im bored just want the weekend to get here

yup, friday afternoon is always the longest...

yup, friday afternoon is always the longest...

yea i can already taste that after work beer though

yea i can already taste that after work beer though

I can picture it in my fridge, two shelves below the pork joint i've got for dinner

*drool*

I can picture it in my fridge, two shelves below the pork joint i've got for dinner

*drool*

mmmmmmmmmmmm pork and beer *drools also*

mmmmmmmmmmmm pork and beer *drools also*

Either that or i'll be lazy and make my self a pizza :D

Either that or i'll be lazy and make my self a pizza :D

sounds good still though :)

*walks in and gives Naughty a big hug and kiss* thank you for the rose

*walks in and gives Naughty a big hug and kiss* thank you for the rose

no probs tinks i missed you yesterday

I missed you too, how are you?

I missed you too, how are you?


im good ta how was your evening busy??

im good ta how was your evening busy??
yeah, I had a big maths assignment to do

you up to anything interesting this weekend?

nope i got a problem with my cash card so no cash :( i am going to bristol tuesday though :mad:
what about you

Hey guys, sorry I'm late... just popped in to say that I'm on vacation for the Next two weeks...

Angry Keep Left Signs must really hate us. I think he just feels lonely..

it's my birthday on sunday! :D I'm going to the cinema and for a meal tonight, a meal tomorrow and a meal on sunday

ok JuNii, have a nice time! (and actually I just think he's a dick!)

well I gtg, see yas! xoxoxox

Hey guys, sorry I'm late... just popped in to say that I'm on vacation for the Next two weeks...

Angry Keep Left Signs must really hate us. I think he just feels lonely..

You off to Vegas right? Have a great time!!

it's my birthday on sunday! :D I'm going to the cinema and for a meal tonight, a meal tomorrow and a meal on sunday

ok JuNii, have a nice time! (and actually I just think he's a dick!)

well I gtg, see yas! xoxoxox :D HAPPPPYYYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAYYYYY! :D

:D HAPPPPYYYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAYYYYY! :D
hahaha what junii said i'll have an extra spiecal prezzie waiting for you ;)
laters tinks
*hugs and kisses tinks*
hey jun hows life

how do you get a membership round here?

I'd like to join.

Is that ok?

how do you get a membership round here?

I'd like to join.

Is that ok?Membership is easy... you gotta walk in and say "HI" :D
Be nice, friendly and don't kick the kitty.

how do you get a membership round here?

I'd like to join.

Is that ok?

Hey, DD, hows things?

how do you get a membership round here?

I'd like to join.

Is that ok?

to join you have to pass the test *evil laugh*

nah just come in its free :D

Well it sure is friendly here.

And I never have, or would, kick a kitty. Thats wrong.

I'm here right now because there is a whole thread against you guys

And I would rather be one of you than one of them.

Well it sure is friendly here.

And I never have, or would, kick a kitty. Thats wrong.

I'm here right now because there is a whole thread against you guys

And I would rather be one of you than one of them.

Then come in and make yourself comfortable.

Like anything to drink? Ask Junii, our excellent barman.

(OOC its kinda half roleplay and half normal NS in here, but we like to keep politics and 'serious' discussions out of the place)

Aloha
[slides a glass of Passion Orange Guava juice to DeconDave]
Funny, he might be our best advertisment yet :D

theres a thread against us???? where is it?

Actually jun, Im a scotch on the rocks man. But I've never seen a drink a wouldn't drink. *Cheers*

And thank you.

theres a thread against us???? where is it?

Anti-Paradise Club 2...they locked the first one :D

Then come in and make yourself comfortable.

Like anything to drink? Ask Junii, our excellent barman.

(OOC its kinda half roleplay and half normal NS in here, but we like to keep politics and 'serious' discussions out of the place)

Go look at the forum kell.

+I'm against it.

Mew? :confused:
{someone new in my territory?}

[a small black kitten's head pokes out from a table booth]
Merarow :D
{HI,welcome... }

Mew? :confused:
{someone new in my territory?}

[a small black kitten's head pokes out from a table booth]
Merarow :D
{HI,welcome... }

*strokes kitten right behind the ears on the sensitive spot*

You guys have a pretty cool club here.

hahaha they are having a laugh aint they im going to join them just too take the piss :)

we like to think so...

(scotch on the rocks. gotta remember that.)

So where you from. Me I'm in Hawaii right now... and it's 04:30 am.

hahaha they are having a laugh aint they im going to join them just too take the piss :)Living dangerously huh? be careful.

*strokes kitten right behind the ears on the sensitive spot*

You guys have a pretty cool club here.[leans into fingers]
Prrrrrrrrrrrr :D
{Nice}

we like to think so...

(scotch on the rocks. gotta remember that.)

So where you from. Me I'm in Hawaii right now... and it's 04:30 am.


NYC. The Big Apple.

the city so nice they named it twice;

check it out one time why don't you?

Living dangerously huh? be careful.

dude i hunt blood sucking vampires for a living why would i be scared of so little girly people opposed to our club soley because we're being differant :confused:

NYC. The Big Apple.

the city so nice they named it twice;

check it out one time why don't you?One day I will.... :D

Norti... I meant that if you cause Paradise Club any problems, Tinks might get upset... :p

[leans into fingers]
Prrrrrrrrrrrr :D
{Nice}

hmm I love kittys.

Are you a ham cat or a fish cat ?

One day I will.... :D

Norti... I meant that if you cause Paradise Club any problems, Tinks might get upset... :p

hmmmm you have a point there still i just wonder why on this board theres 5000000000000000000000 threads about kerry,bush or both 1000000002034 threads about god and religon yet this thread gets flamed? i mean it's like it sez up there "BECAUSE SOMETIMES NATIONAL LEADERS WANT TO HANG OUT"
if i made coffee all day for a living i wouldn't go home and make more to relax go figure and at worst i'll just get banned

hmm I love kittys.

Are you a ham cat or a fish cat ?Merror?
{Why... what you got?}

[rolls on back]
Merrowr.
{I'm a belly rub cat... hint, hint.}