Just to be different, Let me QUestion Your Answers! - Page 2
Peculiarities
02-09-2004, 01:11
A: Because of the salamanders.
Q. Why did the alien space ferrets decide to take over the earth?
And yes, I do realized I'm not the one who's supposed to make the questions. And yet, I don't care! Maybe cuz I have a huge proj due tomorrow and am sick of practicing it?
The Island of Rose
02-09-2004, 01:14
A: Herr Kommandant! Der Furehr ist im der haus!
Superpower07
02-09-2004, 01:23
A: Smallpox is a much more effective bioweapon than say, smallpox
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:01
A: Because of the salamanders.
Q: Why was your underwear all slimy?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:02
My theater background is showing - I immediately got the song cue from The Fantastiks: "Why did the kids pour jam on the cat? Raspberry jam all over the cat! Why would the kids do something like that? They did it 'cause we said no!"
A: A 50-gallon drum of Astro-Glide and a jackhammer.
Q: What does Ben Affleck have brought to his trailer at the beginning of every movie he makes?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:04
A: Because Lunatic Goofballs has created the funniest thread of all time.
(Yes I know I'm a kiss-ass!)
Yay, post count: 69!!!!
Q: Why is this thread on it's seventeenth page?!?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:05
At a sharper angle than the last time, but with the same hammer.
Q: No, I just can't get the bug out of John Ashcroft's ass. How should I do it?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:07
A: That would require an unfeasibly large pair of trousers!
Q: Should Dick Cheney wear trousers?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:08
A: Herr Kommandant! Der Furehr ist im der haus!
Q: ARE YOU READY TO WORSHIP ME, GERMAN?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:09
A: Smallpox is a much more effective bioweapon than say, smallpox
Q: I missed George W. Bush's Biological weapons seminar. What did he say?
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:12
A. See? THAT'S what a brazilian death squirrel looks like.
Q: Ohh! You brought one? Can I see it? AAHHH! AIEEEEE! AIEEE!
The Island of Rose
02-09-2004, 06:14
A: I've seen many things...
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:22
A: I've seen many things...
Q: Have you seen your taint?
The Island of Rose
02-09-2004, 06:25
A: Dude dude... let it go... it's over...
((Eh... you want me to stop posting?))
Lunatic Goofballs
02-09-2004, 06:34
A: Dude dude... let it go... it's over...
((Eh... you want me to stop posting?))
Q: Are you going to put Buffy The Vampire Slayer back on the air, or am I going to sit on this wallaby forever?
((Don't feel like you have to post, but by no means am I tired of this yet. Mildly surprised it's been this popular, but not tired.))
Cyber Duck
02-09-2004, 11:59
A:Locked up with a shaved squirell.
Findecano Calaelen
02-09-2004, 12:36
A: oh, thats just lunatic goofballs
Kawa Lahb Are
02-09-2004, 12:58
A: I *told* you three times already! They dropped it in the ocean!
A: Its right there, in between the couch cushions!
((We allowed two per post? I could do this thread for years :P))
I'm afraid that it brokeQ: What happened to George W. Bush's lie detector?
((While i'm as much a Bush hater as the next guy, perhaps "Q: How did you get pregnant?! We used a condom!" might've been funnier :P, great thread, by the way :P.))
Blaksdria
03-09-2004, 03:39
A: But I haven't got any albino squirrels....
Anarchyyyyyyyyyy
03-09-2004, 03:50
A:Yeah,yeah,I know she's my cousin,but it's not illegal in this country.
New Fubaria
04-09-2004, 03:01
A: I don't know how you caught THAT in the first place!
Isaac_of_Lorien
27-11-2004, 23:41
A: The kid is just an idiot, I thought you knew.
Socalist Peoples
28-11-2004, 00:37
A: Anal leakage has a medicinal value.
Camel Eaters
28-11-2004, 01:33
A: Well the mime wouldn't stop squirming and the porn got mixed up with several childrens tapes but other than that it was great!
Isaac_of_Lorien
29-11-2004, 04:24
A: Oh, that, lets just say they signed me up for little league...
Texan Hotrodders
29-11-2004, 04:34
A: Well...what happened was...there was this person...they had this thing...and they did stuff with it...
Panhandlia
29-11-2004, 06:02
A: Duh!