Just to be different, Let me QUestion Your Answers!
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:09
Here's how it works, you post an answer, and I shall post a fitting qustion.
For example,
A:'On the contrary, the monkeys showed ME how to do it.'
Q: How did you teach them to open bottles with their genitals?
:)
So, give me your answers, and I shall question them!
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:16
A: 42.
Q: How many pages do you think this will reach before it's locked?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:23
A. The Count of Tripoli
Q: What was the subtitle of 'Sesame Steet Live from Libya' again?
The Island of Rose
29-08-2004, 04:36
A: Of course!
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:38
A: Fisherman's kneecap.
Q: What's the layman's term for that new sports-related injury?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:39
A: Of course!
Q; Have you been practicing your pie-throwing technique lately?
A. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Copiosa Scotia
29-08-2004, 04:41
A: Perhaps you should try it with a hamster before giving up completely.
A: 42.
thats the answer to the ultimate question
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:44
A. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Q: Why the hell did you pack that lawyer into a box of rancid feces?!?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:45
A: Perhaps you should try it with a hamster before giving up completely.
Q: Why can't I seem to get these poodles to stick to the wall?
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 04:48
A: Only because they were chewing things not meant to be chewed upon.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:49
A: Only because they were chewing things not meant to be chewed upon.
Q: Why did you spray your crotch for termites?
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 04:55
A: Here, here, and here.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 04:58
A: Here, here, and here.
Q: Where are your nipples?
(If you're not laughing at this, give it a few seconds. You'll figure it out. :) )
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 04:59
Seem's like I'm the only one in this thread. Fine by me.
A: It involved a banana, a pipe cleaner, and lots of butter.
Opal Isle
29-08-2004, 05:02
A: I worked as a jigalo.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:05
Seem's like I'm the only one in this thread. Fine by me.
A: It involved a banana, a pipe cleaner, and lots of butter.
Q: What did you do on your honeymoon?
The Island of Rose
29-08-2004, 05:09
A: It was horrible! Yet slightly arousing...
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 05:10
A: They told me not to be afraid and to please take off my underwear.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:11
A: I worked as a jigalo.
Q: Did you decide to go into work on Halloween as a jigsaw or a buffalo?(THus incorporating your mispelling of 'gigolo' very nicely. :) )
A: A Cobalt tarantula, of course.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:13
A: It was horrible! Yet slightly arousing...
Q: What was it like to have your genitals wrapped in an ace bandage?
(P.S. You want to wreck someone? Dare him(must be a him) to wrap his scrotum in an ace bandage nice and snug and leave it on for thirty minutes.)
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:14
A: They told me not to be afraid and to please take off my underwear.
Q: What happened after the aliens abducted you?
The Island of Rose
29-08-2004, 05:18
Q: What was it like to have your genitals wrapped in an ace bandage?
(P.S. You want to wreck someone? Dare him(must be a him) to wrap his scrotum in an ace bandage nice and snug and leave it on for thirty minutes.)
Heh, this just too funny.
A: They told me to bend over and to count to 100, then they made me sing the 1812 Overture, I said no, then they made me riverdance to pop music...
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:18
A: A Cobalt tarantula, of course.
Q: AIEEE!!! WHAT IS THAT THING ON MY ARM???
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 05:20
A: They were plaid with tiny white dots.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:21
Heh, this just too funny.
A: They told me to bend over and to count to 100, then they made me sing the 1812 Overture, I said no, then they made me riverdance to pop music...
Q: So, you were detained at Abu Ghraib prison? What was it like?
(technically, that's two questions, but I like the way it sounds better)
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:24
A: They were plaid with tiny white dots.
Q: Did you see the aliens' underwear?
The Island of Rose
29-08-2004, 05:29
A: I'm afraid that it broke
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 05:31
A: He was a lot smaller than you would think, but oh man, could he open the fridge.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:37
A: I'm afraid that it broke
Q: What happened to George W. Bush's lie detector?
New Genoa
29-08-2004, 05:38
A. Tennis rackets.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:38
A: He was a lot smaller than you would think, but oh man, could he open the fridge.
Q: I understand that Mighty Mouse spent the night at your house. How'd that go?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:39
A. Tennis rackets.
Q: What can we use to cut this cheese into cubes real fast?
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 05:47
A: It was full of shriveled up old men.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:51
A: It was full of shriveled up old men.
Q: Did you ever figure out why your swimsuit was so lumpy?
Tellenthion
29-08-2004, 05:53
A: I made the dog explode.
The Island of Rose
29-08-2004, 05:54
A: It was a mess, there were seamen everywhere, I'm afraid I ran out of space.
(seamen as in sailors ;) )
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 05:56
A: I made the dog explode.
Q: Did you steal my pepperoni flavored dynamite?
Copiosa Scotia
29-08-2004, 05:57
A: Just five more to the right.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 06:04
A: It was a mess, there were seamen everywhere, I'm afraid I ran out of space.
(seamen as in sailors ;) )
Q: How is that prototype sub-compact Battleship working out?
(P.S. A couple more, and I'm heading to bed. I'll resurrect it when I return.)
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 06:06
A: Just five more to the right.
Q: Are you sure the treasure map says that the treasure is in quicksand?
A. Because there was cake and pie and ice cream.
The Island of Rose
29-08-2004, 06:12
A: Sir, it has arrived.
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 06:13
A. Because there was cake and pie and ice cream.
Q: Why did Ghengis Khan seem so cheerful?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-08-2004, 06:15
A: Sir, it has arrived.
Q: When? When? When will my intercontinental-range crotch-seeking tennisball cannon get here?
The Island of Rose
29-08-2004, 06:19
A. All your base are belong to us.
A. They set us up the bomb.
(Two for one :P)
Mentholyptus
29-08-2004, 06:23
Q: What happen?
A: Three platoons of Scrotum-Seeking Attack Weasels
A. I hit him in the head with a knife.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:14
A. All your base are belong to us.
A. They set us up the bomb.
(Two for one :P)
Q: What is the most braindamagedly overused video game phrase in history?
Q: What do redneck terrorists sound like?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:16
Q: What happen?
A: Three platoons of Scrotum-Seeking Attack Weasels
Q: OMG! What happened to John Ashcroft's groin?!?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:17
A. I hit him in the head with a knife.
Q:Why won't your mom let you practice two-man juggling with your little brother?
New Genoa
30-08-2004, 00:17
A. Circumsize it with that meat cleaver over there.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:20
Q: What can I do about my penis looking like a snake wearing a sweater?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 00:21
A: It's limp, it just lays there....
Imperial Ecclesiarchy
30-08-2004, 00:27
A: 87.45 moles of Lead (IV) Acetate and a pink flamingo
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:28
A: It's limp, it just lays there....
Q: How would you describe John Kerry's personality?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:29
A: 87.45 moles of Lead (IV) Acetate and a pink flamingo
Q: Mmmm! This tastes great! What's your secret ingredient?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 00:34
A: Of course not...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:38
A: Of course not...
Q: Have you taken that hat made from the skin of a dead jackal off your head yet?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 00:41
A: Shut up, be quiet, and bend over...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:46
A: Shut up, be quiet, and bend over...
Q: When John Ashcroft picked you up at that bar, what pickup line did he use?
Jordaxia
30-08-2004, 00:47
A: I think you'll find it's a screwdriver and 12 lumps of sugar.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 00:49
A: I think you'll find it's a screwdriver and 12 lumps of sugar.
Q: What's that stuff in Ted Kennedy's desk drawer?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 00:54
A: I'm afraid I must kill you mein Kapitan.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 01:00
A: I'm afraid I must kill you mein Kapitan.
Q: What was that famous line by Adolph Hitler that he used to intimidate his opponent during his first election?
Tennesee Fans
30-08-2004, 01:32
A. Circumsize it with that meat cleaver over there.
What Should I do With this non-kosher hot dog
Superpower07
30-08-2004, 01:41
A: All your base are belong to us
A: In Soviet Russia, |337 $p33k$ you!
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:03
A: The blue one. NO... the RED ONE..!!
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:06
A: All your base are belong to us
A: In Soviet Russia, |337 $p33k$ you!
Q: Which Answer did I already question?
Q: What comedic gimmick is even more annoying than Gallagher's Sledge-O-Matic?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:07
A: The blue one. NO... the RED ONE..!!
Q: Which container of Kool-Aid did you put the poison in again?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 02:09
A: Of course, I put extra effort into it. Though, I'm afraid I'm not the same man I was...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:12
A: Of course, I put extra effort into it. Though, I'm afraid I'm not the same man I was...
Q: What's it like to have sex with only one testicle?
A: A woodchuck, a fly and 2 zebras.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:16
Q: Have you ever launched animals out of a catapult?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 02:18
A: There are black men asking for cornbread man...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:20
A: There are black men asking for cornbread man...
Q: How is that 'Equal Representation among Comic Book Superheroes' lawsuit going?
GrayFriars
30-08-2004, 02:20
A. It was stuffy and I believe something ate my duck.
A: The crucial thing to keep in mind about Spoffin is that he is playing by rules no one else understands
A: Don't let the bastards grind you down.
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 02:22
A: I think it's gone.
A: You're not black damn it!
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:23
A: The NS UN on Tuesday.
A: If we're gonna walk into walls, I want us running into them full speed.
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:24
A: Mr. Toads wild ride.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:25
A. It was stuffy and I believe something ate my duck.
Q: How did your re-enactment of 'Journey To The Center Of The Earth' go?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:26
A: The crucial thing to keep in mind about Spoffin is that he is playing by rules no one else understands
Q: What the hell is wrong with him?!?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:26
A: Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Q: What did the veal cutlet say to the sirloin steak?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:28
A: I think it's gone.
A: You're not black damn it!
Q: Is that giant coyote in heat that was making googly eyes at me still chasing me?
Q: Should I wear my ballcap backwards?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:29
A: The NS UN on Tuesday.
Q: What will people whine about next?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:30
A: If we're gonna walk into walls, I want us running into them full speed.
Q: Any advice on how we're going to win a game of blind team raquetball, coach?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:31
A: Mr. Toads wild ride.
Q: What slang term do you and your significant other use to signify sexual intercourse?
Neo-Tommunism
30-08-2004, 02:32
Q: Is that giant coyote in heat that was making googly eyes at me still chasing me?
Q: Should I wear my ballcap backwards?
I would just like to point out that your 1,000 post was about a giant coyote in heat.
and...
A: Press your nose against this screen and push the red button.
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 02:34
A: I'll need a banana, some duct tape, and lots of lubrication...
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:35
A: 666 Mhz
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:36
A: 3 socks and $200 in pennies
Q: What the hell is wrong with him?!?
I have to admit, I was disappointed with this one. I was hoping for an answer I could give when people ask me what my sig is about. Never mind though.
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:37
A: Pointy, purple and curiously refreshing..!
Jebustan
30-08-2004, 02:38
A. Your mom.
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:38
A: No.
Cannot think of a name
30-08-2004, 02:40
A: One red sock and one yellow sock, which explains why the chicken was in the peanut butter but not how it got the snow blower.
A: I'll need a banana, some duct tape, and lots of lubrication...
Q: How are you gonna get LG back for chloroforming you and putting you in a full body cast?
The Wisemen
30-08-2004, 02:41
A: Well, he did have a gerbil shoved up his butt.
Iakeokeo
30-08-2004, 02:43
A: A verb, a noun, and an explosive.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:48
I would just like to point out that your 1,000 post was about a giant coyote in heat.
and...
A: Press your nose against this screen and push the red button.
I've known me all my life, and that 1000th post doesn't surprise me in the least. Hehehe.
and...
Q: Did you ever turn your television into a tanning machine?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:50
A: I'll need a banana, some duct tape, and lots of lubrication...
Q: Bobby passed out again. What should we do to him?
(P.S. This brings back fond...and not so fond. Memories. Fond when someone else passes out at the party. Not so fond when it was me.)
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:50
A: 666 Mhz
Q: What's Satan's Ham Radio frequency?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:51
A: 3 socks and $200 in pennies
Q: We're going to attend a soccer game in England. Will we need anything?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:52
I have to admit, I was disappointed with this one. I was hoping for an answer I could give when people ask me what my sig is about. Never mind though.
Sorry. I was a bit inundated with answers to question. I'm falling behind! :eek:
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:53
A: Pointy, purple and curiously refreshing..!
Q: How would you describe getting stabbed with a sword made from frozen grape gatorade?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:54
A. Your mom.
Q: Who beat up your mom?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:55
A: No.
Q: Could you turn your head and cough, please?
Blaksdria
30-08-2004, 02:55
A: The only solution I can think of would be to dress like clowns, but the weather channel said there might be a slight chance of rain.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:57
A: One red sock and one yellow sock, which explains why the chicken was in the peanut butter but not how it got the snow blower.
:eek:
*ponders* Um...
Q: I heard about your tragic encounter at the farm. Did any of your belongings survive?
Sorry. I was a bit inundated with answers to question. I'm falling behind! :eek:Don't worry about it, you're just too popular.
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 02:58
A: Yes I did that.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:58
Q: How are you gonna get LG back for chloroforming you and putting you in a full body cast?
Actually, I already discovered the answer to that question.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 02:59
A: Well, he did have a gerbil shoved up his butt.
Q: Why did Cindy Crawford divorce Richard Gere?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:01
A: A verb, a noun, and an explosive.
Q: What are three things that arab fundamentalists learn to use properly in elementary school?
Itinerate Tree Dweller
30-08-2004, 03:01
A: Ketchup/Bannana smoothy
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:02
A: The only solution I can think of would be to dress like clowns, but the weather channel said there might be a slight chance of rain.
Q: The human sacrifices didn't work and the crops are wilting. What should we try next?
New Fubaria
30-08-2004, 03:02
A: Five pounds of unprocessed sausage meat.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:03
A: Yes I did that.
Q: Was it you who stole my jockstrap with the blueberry stains and Jesse Ventura's autograph?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 03:05
A: I plead the fifth
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:05
A: Ketchup/Bannana smoothy
Q: Mmm. Yummy. Not too sweet, not too salty, and just slightly impudent. What is it?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:06
A: Five pounds of unprocessed sausage meat.
Q: Did they ever find out what that growth in Rosie O'Donnel's thigh was?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:07
A: I plead the fifth
Q: Do you know who gave Condoleeza Rice that atomic wedgie?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 03:10
A: Sir, I'm afraid what you just did is illegal, yet slightly arousing...
Here's how it works, you post an answer, and I shall post a fitting qustion.
For example,
A:'On the contrary, the monkeys showed ME how to do it.'
Q: How did you teach them to open bottles with their genitals?
:)
So, give me your answers, and I shall question them! 95 or 6 2 4
Blaksdria
30-08-2004, 03:14
A: Well, the acceleration of the moving bus is directely proportional to the force at which it will strike that building, but indirectely related to the combined masses of the bus itself and the 35 people on board.
Jordaxia
30-08-2004, 03:17
A: It makes so much less sense when you put it like that. (ok... it's not quite an answer. Sue me.)
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:17
A: Sir, I'm afraid what you just did is illegal, yet slightly arousing...
Q: Is there a problem officer? Aren't I supposed to 'deposit' into this parking meter?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:20
A: Well, the acceleration of the moving bus is directely proportional to the force at which it will strike that building, but indirectely related to the combined masses of the bus itself and the 35 people on board.
Q: Argh! That building is taunting me, Blak! It's no match for me, Goofball the Mad Busdriver and my School Bus of Doom, is it?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:21
A: It makes so much less sense when you put it like that. (ok... it's not quite an answer. Sue me.)
Q: Shall we ban the toy guns and keep the real ones?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 03:25
A: Sir I'm afraid you're under arrest, for being randy!
*techno music*
:P
Question it if you want :P
Blaksdria
30-08-2004, 03:26
A: It is 20% cotton, 14% polyester, 40% chicken feathers and 26% real woodchuck skin.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:27
A: Sir I'm afraid you're under arrest, for being randy!
*techno music*
:P
Question it if you want :P
:eek: Oh, I'm questioning it, alright! :eek:
Q: What's wrong, officer? Are my boobs not perky enough?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:28
A: It is 20% cotton, 14% polyester, 40% chicken feathers and 26% real woodchuck skin.
Q: What formula are you trying this time for your prototype supercondom?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 03:33
A: Wow, a leatherbound edition of Das Kapital!
(Yes I know, it sucks)
Blaksdria
30-08-2004, 03:33
A: Don't be absurd, of course it is.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:38
A: Wow, a leatherbound edition of Das Kapital!
(Yes I know, it sucks)
Q: Oh, so tell me, doc. What did those commie muggers stick up my ass after they knocked me out?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:39
A: Don't be absurd, of course it is.
Q: That isn't cherry pie filling on your nipples, is it?
Opal Isle
30-08-2004, 03:39
A: One week.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:42
A: One week.
Q: How long will it take for the superglue to wear off so I can get my socks off?
The Island of Rose
30-08-2004, 03:42
A: The only thing I found was blood, a leatherbound edition of Mein Kamph, and a sex toy...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:44
A: The only thing I found was blood, a leatherbound edition of Mein Kamph, and a sex toy...
Q: So, Geraldo, what did you discover when you opened 'Hitler's Secret Vault'?
Blaksdria
30-08-2004, 03:45
A: I wouldn't put it past her. Remeber the weasel incident?
Sylver Ankh
30-08-2004, 03:50
A: Because the dog poo wouldn't catch on fire!!!
Isaac_of_Lorien
30-08-2004, 03:54
A: I believe it had something to do with your duck and my hamster getting together...
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:56
A: I wouldn't put it past her. Remeber the weasel incident?
Q: My wife wouldn't play a prank on me, would she?
Lunatic Goofballs
30-08-2004, 03:57
A: Because the dog poo wouldn't catch on fire!!!
Q: Why are you crouched over your dog with a blowtorch?
Blaksdria
30-08-2004, 04:12
A: Um... I'm going to have to go with a 'no' on this one. Monty Python may be one of the best things in the world, but I wouldn't go that far...
Opal Isle
30-08-2004, 04:21
A: Raumpatrouille
A: A duck, Ross Perot, 5 lbs of asparagus, some WMD, and a map of Atlantis.
Demented Hamsters
30-08-2004, 08:03
A: A duck, Ross Perot, 5 lbs of asparagus, some WMD, and a map of Atlantis.
Q: What did Saddam have on him when he was captured in the cellar last December?
BackwoodsSquatches
30-08-2004, 08:06
3 to 7 weeks, if I use the cream.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 02:38
A: I believe it had something to do with your duck and my hamster getting together...
Q: Why is my Barry White album missing?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 02:39
A: Um... I'm going to have to go with a 'no' on this one. Monty Python may be one of the best things in the world, but I wouldn't go that far...
Q: Would you support making 'Silly Walks' an olympic event in 2008?
Southern Industrial
01-09-2004, 02:42
We question answers all the time in this Forum. Thats part of debating.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 02:42
A: Raumpatrouille
Q: What would German Star Trek be like?
Southern Industrial
01-09-2004, 02:43
3 to 7 weeks, if I use the cream.
How long does it take to make alcoholic candy?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 02:43
3 to 7 weeks, if I use the cream.
Q: Did the doctors tell you how long until you could wear a bathing suit again?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 02:44
We question answers all the time in this Forum. Thats part of debating.
Yes, but Only I can make it fun. :)
Drakenaria
01-09-2004, 02:47
I couldnt resist this one....
A: Sword chucks, yo!
Southern Industrial
01-09-2004, 02:48
He was a Roman poet. He wrote about his girlfreind Lesbia from the isle of Lesbos. (In case you were wondering what I learned in Latin today...)
HotRodia
01-09-2004, 02:55
A: Rub it and see what it does.
A: It creates a pleasurable, tingly feeling if you do it correctly. Otherwise it'll burn hotter than a chemical explosion in the middle of the Sahara.
:D I've got such a dirty little mind :p
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 03:24
I couldnt resist this one....
A: Sword chucks, yo!
Q: I don't get it. What sport could possibly get you impaled by a scimitar, yo?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 03:25
A: Rub it and see what it does.
Q: What's that doing out, Father, and what does it have to do with forgiveness?
New Fubaria
01-09-2004, 03:26
A: A bottle of tequila and a Kenny G album.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 03:27
A: It creates a pleasurable, tingly feeling if you do it correctly. Otherwise it'll burn hotter than a chemical explosion in the middle of the Sahara.
:D I've got such a dirty little mind :p
(another answer reminding me of Ben Gay on the groin...heh. What an odd life I've led.)
Q: What happens when I insert it and turn it on?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 03:28
A: A bottle of tequila and a Kenny G album.
Q: What would it take to find Janet Reno attractive?
Blaksdria
01-09-2004, 03:31
A: 45 seasons. Why do you ask?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 03:40
A: 45 seasons. Why do you ask?
Q: How Long is it going to be before 'Everybody Loves Raymond' starts getting funny?
Blaksdria
01-09-2004, 03:46
A: No, I'm not sure, but I think it's dead.
Ashmoria
01-09-2004, 03:47
A: DAMN, you're good!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 03:55
A: No, I'm not sure, but I think it's dead.
Q: Did that skydiving cat ever work out?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 03:57
A: DAMN, you're good!
Q: My psychic powers are picking up an odd vibe. Did you recently have an unexpected but highly erotic encounter with a vat of molasses?
Blaksdria
01-09-2004, 04:09
A: When you put it that way, I guess I am the best damn weasel breeder this side of the country. Sure ya can have one.
Camel Eaters
01-09-2004, 04:14
A: uber prostitutes
Iakeokeo
01-09-2004, 04:18
A: George W. Bushe (spelling intended)
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:19
A: When you put it that way, I guess I am the best damn weasel breeder this side of the country. Sure ya can have one.
Q: Amazing! How'd you get the weasels to latch on so tightly? Can I have one for Pat Robertson?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:20
A: uber prostitutes
Q: What terrible evil will claim the life of Newt Gingrich?
Iakeokeo
01-09-2004, 04:21
A: Peeled and wet.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:21
A: George W. Bushe (spelling intended)
Q: Who is Dan Quayle voting for this year?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:22
A: Peeled and wet.
Q: What condition was the banana in when you got it back out again?
Iakeokeo
01-09-2004, 04:26
A: Pussy Galore AND Lotta Fagina.
Iakeokeo
01-09-2004, 04:27
A: Never on a Tuesday.
New Genoa
01-09-2004, 04:28
A. Blame Canada and Uzbekistan!
Iakeokeo
01-09-2004, 04:31
A: $666.00, Peter Cook, and a half an hour.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:35
A: Pussy Galore AND Lotta Fagina.
Q: Which two Bushes have never been in the WHite House?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:37
A: Never on a Tuesday.
Q: Why can't I paint him, dad? He'd look better purple, don't you think?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:37
A. Blame Canada and Uzbekistan!
Q: OKay, who ate all the couscous?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:38
A: $666.00, Peter Cook, and a half an hour.
Q: What will it take to get Satan to relax?
Iakeokeo
01-09-2004, 04:50
DAMN you're good..!
:)
Iakeokeo
01-09-2004, 04:52
A: Wiffle Snorkle
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 04:55
DAMN you're good..!
:)
Thanks. :D It's not as easy as I expected. Especially when I get inundated by several. I find myself wishing I could go back and re-answer some of the less funny ones with some better ones I have since thought of. But I just save em for another relevant answer.
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 04:56
A: It's the plumber; he came to fix the sink.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:01
A: It's the plumber; he came to fix the sink.
*looks at the corpse on the front porch* Q: WHo was it?
Tahlonega
01-09-2004, 05:09
A: No, I most certainly will not!
Blaksdria
01-09-2004, 05:12
A: coconuts and rye.
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 05:16
A: Suffice it to say that we're doomed.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:23
A: No, I most certainly will not!
Q: Regis Philbin needs to get his back shaved. Would you...?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:24
A: coconuts and rye.
Q: What to Hawaiian Senior Citizens eat?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:25
A: Suffice it to say that we're doomed.
Q: Is it true that Pat Robertson is the new Attorney General?
Jovianica
01-09-2004, 05:27
A: I don't know either. But it spends a lot of time screwing people.
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 05:27
A: 3,000°C, at least.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:29
A: I don't know either. But it spends a lot of time screwing people.
Q: What do you get when you cross Ron Jeremy and George W. Bush?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:30
A: 3,000°C, at least.
Q: How much heat do Star Jones' thighs generate when they rub together?
Blaksdria
01-09-2004, 05:31
A: Don't be ridiculous! Of course it's safe!
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 05:34
A: If there is, I haven't found it yet!
Q: What do you get when you cross Ron Jeremy and George W. Bush?
LOL!!!!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:37
A: Don't be ridiculous! Of course it's safe!
Q: Isn't it a bit...er...risky to have the next 'Survivor' season in Iraq?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:40
A: If there is, I haven't found it yet!
Q: For the love of all things holy, can't we find a way to shut Rush Limbaugh up?
or...
Q: For the love of all things holy, can't we find a way to keep Rush Limbaugh out of the all-you-can-eat buffets?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 05:41
A: teh ZX81 H4x0r0r!!1!
Deltaepsilon
01-09-2004, 05:44
A. Throw in this rusty birdcage and two popsicles from the fridge and you've got yourself a deal.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:48
A: teh ZX81 H4x0r0r!!1!
Q: How do you keep a noob in suspense?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:48
A. Throw in this rusty birdcage and two popsicles from the fridge and you've got yourself a deal.
Q: I'll give you a dollar to let me kick you in the groin.
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 05:49
A: Ten frogs, a raisin, and a magnifying glass.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:54
A: Ten frogs, a raisin, and a magnifying glass.
Q: Dit that fraternty put in it's requisition for 'Pledge Week' supplies? What was on it?
Opal Isle
01-09-2004, 05:55
A: With Karate I'll kick your ass, from here to Tieneman square!
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 05:56
A: I'm not saying, and you couldn't drag it out of me with twenty wild horses.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 05:59
A: With Karate I'll kick your ass, from here to Tieneman square!
Q: What would you do if I poured a bucket of vanilla pudding down your pants?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:02
A: I'm not saying, and you couldn't drag it out of me with twenty wild horses.
Q: John Kerry seems so much more good-natured and relaxed. What did the two of you do last weekend?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:06
A: They were having a calm, reasonable discussion about politics, and then someone threw a rock through the window....
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:09
A: They were having a calm, reasonable discussion about politics, and then someone threw a rock through the window....
Q: How's the Republican National Convention going?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:13
A: The neighbor's dog won't stop barking.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:15
A: The neighbor's dog won't stop barking.
Q: Why does grampa have the shotgun out?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:17
Wow, I think that's the first one that closely matched what I expected.
A: What raspberry jam?
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:21
Wow, I think that's the first one that closely matched what I expected.
A: What raspberry jam?
:( DAMN!
Q: Why is your little brother squealing and trying to pull off his shirt? ...ANd where is the raspberry jam?!?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:28
Nice one!
A: Yes, I'm sure. Just dump it in.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:31
Nice one!
A: Yes, I'm sure. Just dump it in.
Q: MORE beans?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:35
A: Chickenwire and steel bars.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:36
A: Chickenwire and steel bars.
Q: What's Pat Buchannan's solution to the illegal immigrant problem?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 06:39
A: That'll never work.... Blasted treaties.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 06:58
A: That'll never work.... Blasted treaties.
Q: Think we can invent an Atomic Wedgie Bomb?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 07:05
A: Try looking under the big oak on 34th Street.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 07:11
A: Try looking under the big oak on 34th Street.
Q: Have you seen Santa's pants?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 07:13
A: There's one standing right behind you.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-09-2004, 07:15
A: There's one standing right behind you.
Q: Whew! I just barely escaped from those prison rapists! Did you see them run by?
Demonic Gophers
01-09-2004, 07:22
A: Because of the salamanders.
Deltaepsilon
01-09-2004, 09:42
A. See? THAT'S what a brazilian death squirrel looks like.
Jovianica
01-09-2004, 14:07
A: What raspberry jam?
:( DAMN!
Q: Why is your little brother squealing and trying to pull off his shirt? ...ANd where is the raspberry jam?!? My theater background is showing - I immediately got the song cue from The Fantastiks: "Why did the kids pour jam on the cat? Raspberry jam all over the cat! Why would the kids do something like that? They did it 'cause we said no!"
A: A 50-gallon drum of Astro-Glide and a jackhammer.
Sarumland
01-09-2004, 16:23
A: Because Lunatic Goofballs has created the funniest thread of all time.
(Yes I know I'm a kiss-ass!)
Yay, post count: 69!!!!
Copiosa Scotia
01-09-2004, 22:48
At a sharper angle than the last time, but with the same hammer.
New Fubaria
02-09-2004, 01:08
A: That would require an unfeasibly large pair of trousers!