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* licks her fangs and grins again watching the Vet*

yes just give me a reason.. :twisted:

Alright then..


*Shrugs and sticks a needle into MK*

There.

*Had swapped the needle for a pitch fork*

* licks her fangs and grins again watching the Vet*

yes just give me a reason.. :twisted:

Alright then..


*Shrugs and sticks a needle into MK*

There.

*Had swapped the needle for a pitch fork*

*slinks out from behind the counter*

*arches back* 8)

*Yawns*
8)

*slinks out from behind the counter*

*arches back* 8)

*Yawns*
8)

*eyes the Margay balefully & rubs her scratch*

*Leaps in front of the pitch fork*

*groans*



Aggggggggggggggggggggl, why does this have to happen already at my second post??? DAMN J00, GOD!

*dies*

* launches herself at the Vet her fangs bared, claws extended*

time for munchies! :twisted:

* launches herself at the Vet her fangs bared, claws extended*

time for munchies! :twisted:

*Ducks*

*looks at his postcount* 3? Wtf? When i died it was 2! I LIVE! YAAAAAAAAAAY! *Dances around happily* *accidently trips over Vet*

*lands and quickly turns to take a chunk out of the sadistic creep*

*lands and quickly turns to take a chunk out of the sadistic creep*

*Watches Silver munch on Coodleton*

:o

I thwink the wittle dwoggy will be needing putting down if it comes anywhere near me....


*Loads shotgun with silver pellets*

I've found a stray cat. Where do I put it?

That hurts. Can't we be nice? I don't want to die yet, 'cos i just did.

* launches herself at the Vet her fangs bared, claws extended*

time for munchies! :twisted:

*Ducks*

*Scratches the vets leg*

*Very soft skin*

*Rakes again*

*a large black wolf leaps in throu a window and growls at the mad Vet his fangs driping*

Im here baby, you drop what you are holding or kiss your nuts goodbye :D

I've found a stray cat. Where do I put it?

you did? :D where did you find it?
better put it on a spare cushion over there... i'll fetch it some milk.

I've found a stray cat. Where do I put it?

In the oven...*cough* I mean..in the "Kitten cuddler" which may look like an oven...but isn't.....honest.....it's not.

I've found a stray cat. Where do I put it?

you did? :D where did you find it?
better put it on a spare cushion over there... i'll fetch it some milk.

I found it in the road, it looks like it needs the vet.

* lets go of Coot and glares at the Vet* :evil:

trying to threaten me are you? do you have any idea how many times I have been shot at and I am still here? :lol:

*slinks out from behind the counter*

*arches back* 8)

*Yawns*
8)

*eyes the Margay balefully & rubs her scratch*

*feels no remorse*
:P

*limps off to hospital*

* lets go of Coot and glares at the Vet* :evil:

trying to threaten me are you? do you have any idea how many times I have been shot at and I am still here? :lol:

How many times have you been shot at?

I found it in the road, it looks like it needs the vet.

:( well... an evil vet is all we've got... do you think he'll put aside his evilness long enough to help this poor little kitty?

I found it in the road, it looks like it needs the vet.

:( well... an evil vet is all we've got... do you think he'll put aside his evilness long enough to help this poor little kitty?

I'm a doctor if you want to let me treat it?

Meaow?

*Eyes Silvers tail*

*Watches it swish backwards and forwards*

*Readys to pounce......*

* looks at Norse her eyes glowing softly*

3 or 4 deliberate assasination attempts, a couple more when i was in service defending others...It can be tough being me...

* goes to sit next to her Mate* 8)

*Eyes Silvers tail*

*Watches it swish backwards and forwards*

*Readys to pounce......*

*Eyes Silvers tail*

*Watches it swish backwards and forwards*

*Readys to pounce......*

*is aware of the playful animal behind her and keep deliberately swishing her feathery tail* :)

*is aware of the playful animal behind her and keep deliberately swishing her feathery tail* :)

* looks at Norse her eyes glowing softly*

3 or 4 deliberate assasination attempts, a couple more when i was in service defending others...It can be tough being me...

* goes to sit next to her Mate* 8)

Okay, you were seriously hurt?

*is aware of the playful animal behind her and keep deliberately swishing her feathery tail* :)

*Leaps across the room*

*Sinks tiger cat teeth into tail, and tugs*

*Speaks with mouth full of fur*

Seems to be attached to something.

* looks at Norse her eyes glowing softly*

3 or 4 deliberate assasination attempts, a couple more when i was in service defending others...It can be tough being me...

* goes to sit next to her Mate* 8)

*nuzzles her softly*

are you ok my love?

I have a scar on my right shoulder from a bullet wound, and one on my left flank as well from a different occasion, at least the bullets wern't silver or it would have been worse, but on one occasion i personally disembowled the person that dared put holes in my flesh. The others well there were other circumstances and I could not do so but they were well taken care of anyway... I am fine sweet...

* licks her love on the muzzle*

Meaow?

hush, take it easy little kitten. the doctor will be with you soon.

:(

Meaow?

hush, take it easy little kitten. the doctor will be with you soon.

:(

*waves a paw feebly*

Meaow?

hush, take it easy little kitten. the doctor will be with you soon.

:(

Does someone want a doctor?

:shock:

*stifles a startled bark*

easy now little one, i would like to keep that you know... reminds me of the pups when they were young :D

Meaow?

hush, take it easy little kitten. the doctor will be with you soon.

:(

*waves a paw feebly*


*Strokes the kitten underneath it's chin*

Awwww....

We'll have to amputate :|

*bites the vet's finger*

:shock:

*stifles a startled bark*

easy now little one, i would like to keep that you know... reminds me of the pups when they were young :D

*is shocked by the bark*

*jumps onto the counter*

*Eats a salmon sandwiche*

hush, take it easy little kitten. the doctor will be with you soon.
:(

Does someone want a doctor?

*takes hold of the cushion and drags it over to NL*

Here's the poor little kitten (this IS the one you brought in, right?)
Can you make it better? :(

*is shocked by the bark*

*jumps onto the counter*

*Eats a salmon sandwiche*

OI! *looks stern*
Off the counter!
No cats on the counter!

if you wanted a salmon sandwich you only had to ask! :P

I'm not sure I can sit here and watch this - it's heartrending.
And I don't even like cats ...

*Strokes the kitten underneath it's chin*

Awwww....

We'll have to amputate :|

*bites the vet's finger*

:|

*Stares at the kitten*

Quickly and without anaesthetic. :x

hush, take it easy little kitten. the doctor will be with you soon.
:(

Does someone want a doctor?

*takes hold of the cushion and drags it over to NL*

Here's the poor little kitten (this IS the one you brought in, right?)
Can you make it better? :(

It'll be difficult, but its possible, I could do without the random loud barks though, accually I could do with total silence.

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

*carefully disengages her tail from the tiger kitten*
I have to run everyone it has been a blast. Hans love.. if you get a chance rip the Vet's throat out for me and please save me a juicy bit will you?

* stands and stretches nuzzling and kicking her mate lovingly*

Bye for now...


* trots out of the door gracefully* 8)

*Strokes the kitten underneath it's chin*

Awwww....

We'll have to amputate :|


er... :? exactly WHAT are you going to amputate?

it's a very small kitten, whatever you cut off there won't be much left! :shock:

*Strokes the kitten underneath it's chin*

Awwww....

We'll have to amputate :|

*bites the vet's finger*

:|

*Stares at the kitten*

Quickly and without anaesthetic. :x

I think there is another way.

*waves good bye to Silver*

see you soon! :D

*Strokes the kitten underneath it's chin*

Awwww....

We'll have to amputate :|

*bites the vet's finger*

:|

*Stares at the kitten*

Quickly and without anaesthetic. :x

I think there is another way.

NO!

Dammit man, we dont have time! :x


*Raises cleaver*

*carefully disengages her tail from the tiger kitten*
I have to run everyone it has been a blast. Hans love.. if you get a chance rip the Vet's throat out for me and please save me a juicy bit will you?

* stands and stretches nuzzling and kicking her mate lovingly*

Bye for now...


* trots out of the door gracefully* 8)

I will my love

*growls at the vet*

see you at home later baby :D

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

it's ok... i think NL is going to use anaesthetic.

:( ... you don't like cats!?!11

*watches the beautiful silver wolf trot out of the door*

Meow

*is shocked by the bark*

*jumps onto the counter*

*Eats a salmon sandwiche*

OI! *looks stern*
Off the counter!
No cats on the counter!

if you wanted a salmon sandwich you only had to ask! :P

*Eats another sandwiche*

*Licks another three*

*Rolls over lovingly on the counter*

*Limps in with a walking stick*

Phew. Still alive.

*strokes the sleepy cat*

*Limps in with a walking stick*

Phew. Still alive.

*strokes the sleepy cat*

*purrs*

*Eats another sandwiche*

*Licks another three*

*Rolls over lovingly on the counter*

Remember what i said earlier about leaving the thread...? :P

*tickles MM on the furry tummy... then shoves him off the counter*

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

it's ok... i think NL is going to use anaesthetic.

:( ... you don't like cats!?!11

Yes there will be anaesthetic. I think I've only got choloroform though.

*Eats another sandwiche*

*Licks another three*

*Rolls over lovingly on the counter*

Remember what i said earlier about leaving the thread...? :P

*tickles MM on the furry tummy... then shoves him off the counter*

*Scowls*

*creeps around the other side of the counter*

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

it's ok... i think NL is going to use anaesthetic.

:( ... you don't like cats!?!11

Yes there will be anaesthetic. I think I've only got choloroform though.

:shock:

*scrabbles furiously on the cushion trying to get away*

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

it's ok... i think NL is going to use anaesthetic.

:( ... you don't like cats!?!11

Yes there will be anaesthetic. I think I've only got choloroform though.

:shock:

*scrabbles furiously on the cushion trying to get away*

:shock:

*scrabbles furiously on the cushion trying to get away*

oh, you'll be fine, stop squeaking.

trust the nice doctor...

You'll be okay. If it really does hurt i'll throw myself in front of you. Promise.

:shock:

*scrabbles furiously on the cushion trying to get away*

oh, you'll be fine, stop squeaking.

trust the nice doctor...

*Pops head out*

Leave the kitten alone

*Readies to pounce on anyone that will hurt him*

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

it's ok... i think NL is going to use anaesthetic.

:( ... you don't like cats!?!11

Yes there will be anaesthetic. I think I've only got choloroform though.

:shock:

*scrabbles furiously on the cushion trying to get away*

*Picks up the kitten*

Its okay, I'm not going to amputate, just make you better, you won't feel a thing.

*Puts leather mask up to kittens face and begins to release chloroform*

*makes soft mewling noises but settles back down on the cushion*

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

it's ok... i think NL is going to use anaesthetic.

:( ... you don't like cats!?!11

Yes there will be anaesthetic. I think I've only got choloroform though.

:shock:

*scrabbles furiously on the cushion trying to get away*

*Picks up the kitten*

Its okay, I'm not going to amputate, just make you better, you won't feel a thing.

*Puts leather mask up to kittens face and begins to release chloroform*

*holds claw to Norses throat*
*Watches very carefully*

*Wonders why the doctor has attached a gimp mask to the kitten*


Christ, even I'm not that bad....

Hmmm ... do I squeal in sympathy with Sleepy Kitten or is that going to make things worse ...?

it's ok... i think NL is going to use anaesthetic.

:( ... you don't like cats!?!11

Yes there will be anaesthetic. I think I've only got choloroform though.

:shock:

*scrabbles furiously on the cushion trying to get away*

*Picks up the kitten*

Its okay, I'm not going to amputate, just make you better, you won't feel a thing.

*Puts leather mask up to kittens face and begins to release chloroform*

*holds claw to Norses throat*
*Watches very carefully*

Argh,

*Drops the limp kitten and begins to thrash wildly with knife.*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Wonders why the doctor has attached a gimp mask to the kitten*


Christ, even I'm not that bad....

*Gases the evil verterinarian*

Argh,

*Drops the limp kitten and begins to thrash wildly with knife.*

*gases Norse*

Calm down.

And that calls himself a doctor...

:roll:

is having really strange dreams...

And that calls himself a doctor...

:roll:

I am a doctor, a doctor of particle physics. But I did medicine too, just not to such a high level.

QUICK! CALL A MEDIC!

is having really strange dreams...

*lies next to the kitten*

Noone will hurt you little kitten

*licks its paw*

*Goes into a deep, gas induced sleep*

*Wakes up*

Whats wrong with the little sod anyways?

*to phone*

Dr. Anderson? (...) Wha? No, i'm not looking for a mortgage. (...) Dr. Anderson? (...) A vacuum cleaner? No thanks. (...) Dr. Anderson? (...) No, i'm not interested in joining the army. (...) I sayed NOT. Bye. (...) Dr. Anderson? (...) Very injured kitten and possibly brain dead academican. Come quick. *puts down phone*

Ok, we got a R34L doctor comin' right up.

*Begins to come round*

*steps over all the sleepy, unconscious people*

oh dear.

*starts to brew some really nice, strong coffee*

*steps over all the sleepy, unconscious people*

oh dear.

*starts to brew some really nice, strong coffee*

*Grabs coffee and drinks*

*steps over all the sleepy, unconscious people*

oh dear.

*starts to brew some really nice, strong coffee*

*Grabs coffee and drinks*

Whoah! steady, that stuff's hot, and is really only meant to be drunk in small quant - :shock:

oh well.

*starts brewing another pot*

Can we sort the kitten out now its gassed?

Can we sort the kitten out now its gassed?

Only if you can get past me :evil:

*wakes up*
*yawns*

So it was all a dream?

Can we sort the kitten out now its gassed?

Only if you can get past me :evil:

*Holds up 12 bore*

Don't make me.

Can we sort the kitten out now its gassed?

Only if you can get past me :evil:

*Holds up 12 bore*

Don't make me.

*Holds monkey kitten as a cat shield*

Just try it :twisted:

*Holds monkey kitten as a cat shield*

Just try it :twisted:

Yipe! It wasn't a dream.

*cowers*

Can we sort the kitten out now its gassed?

Only if you can get past me :evil:

*Holds up 12 bore*

Don't make me.

*Holds monkey kitten as a cat shield*

Just try it :twisted:

Can't we sort this out? All I want to do is help your friend.

*Throws MK at Norse*

*Runs out shop scratching Norse on the way out :twisted: *

Doctor - leave that kitten alone. Or you will pay tomorrow :x

ooc. off home now guys