The Home for Lost Cats and Dogs
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:16
And i know there are a few of us around this morning :wink:
Come on in, there's tea and toast! :D
BackwoodsSquatches
07-06-2004, 09:17
If they all come in here..they wont be lost anymore.
its like that old saying....
"Time you enjoy wasting....isnt wasted time."
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 09:18
W00t! 8)
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:19
Ah, but i'm not providing a permanent home for them. it's just like... a place. After they've come for a chat, they can go back out in the rain and be lost again :(
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:20
W00t! 8)
W00f! :D
[color=green]*starts schemeing cruella deville stile*[/green]
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:26
Ah, but i'm not providing a permanent home for them. it's just like... a place. After they've come for a chat, they can go back out in the rain and be lost again :(
Just tea and sympathy huh?
Put me down for a cuppa :D
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 09:27
[color=green]*starts schemeing cruella deville stile*[/green]
OMG ERROR :shock:
w00F!
BackwoodsSquatches
07-06-2004, 09:27
Sniff-Sniff.....
What the hell is that smell?
Screegor
07-06-2004, 09:28
its me!
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 09:30
its screegor!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:30
Just tea and sympathy huh?
Put me down for a cuppa :D
Welcome! here's a nice warm bean-bag for you to curl up on :D
ah, kettle's boiled!
*fills the teapot*
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:31
Sniff-Sniff.....
What the hell is that smell?
ah, wet dogs! 8)
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:32
'Ning Screeg!
*butters some toast*
How was the weekend?
Screegor
07-06-2004, 09:33
'Ning Screeg!
*butters some toast*
How was the weekend?
Good,
had a lot of people pass through my house at the weekend :wink:
BackwoodsSquatches
07-06-2004, 09:33
Sniff-Sniff.....
What the hell is that smell?
ah, wet dogs! 8)
Oh.
Thought so.
*gets out big knife*
hmm...now to cut of this fur...
*starts cutting away at MD*
gaspode... dont go anywhere...your next
*dons furry cat ears & a tail & draws whiskers on before entering*
Meaow?
Screegor
07-06-2004, 09:37
*makes a tea*
*sits on a cushion*
Anyone do anything fun at the weekend then?
BackwoodsSquatches
07-06-2004, 09:41
*makes a tea*
*sits on a cushion*
Anyone do anything fun at the weekend then?
I delivered a lot of pizzas.
I made some money.
I got high and watched the Sopranos....
and fed my dog some taco salad.....
Does that count?
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:41
Anyone do anything fun at the weekend then?
I went to a big, free, hippy festival in Cambridge :D
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:42
*gets out big knife*
hmm...now to cut of this fur...
*starts cutting away at MD*
gaspode... dont go anywhere...your next
*pulls out the plug to Lapse's virtual reality apparatus* :wink:
Now... dont be antisocial, come and have a cup of tea!
*curls up on a cushion*
I invaded a small country :wink:
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:43
*curls up on a cushion*
I invaded a small country :wink:
Did you win?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:44
*dons furry cat ears & a tail & draws whiskers on before entering*
Meaow?
W00f! (to coin a phrase)
There's probably room on the beanbag next to monkeykitten. he looks cold, he's sort of... shivering. :?
I'll bring you some tea.
(ps, you make a VERY convincing kitty :P )
*curls up on a cushion*
I invaded a small country :wink:
Did you win?
I think there's going to be a re-match :?
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:45
There's probably room on the beanbag next to monkeykitten. he looks cold, he's sort of... shivering. :?
*scratches pathetically at ears*
...dog loose in the woods...
:?
*snaps out of it*
*dons furry cat ears & a tail & draws whiskers on before entering*
Meaow?
W00f! (to coin a phrase)
There's probably room on the beanbag next to monkeykitten. he looks cold, he's sort of... shivering. :?
I'll bring you some tea.
(ps, you make a VERY convincing kitty :P )
lol!
*pads over to kitten & snuggles up*
Hey howyou doin? 8)
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:47
*pads over to kitten & snuggles up*
Hey howyou doin? 8)
:D much better now! :oops:
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 09:48
*saunters in*
*sits preening its fur*
Well, where's the home for Viper's? This is discrimination! I'm getting Jesus!
*gets out big knife*
hmm...now to cut of this fur...
*starts cutting away at MD*
gaspode... dont go anywhere...your next
*pulls out the plug to Lapse's virtual reality apparatus* :wink:
Now... dont be antisocial, come and have a cup of tea!fine then..
*sits down*
*sips tea*
is it just meor does this tatse a bit salty :?
*saunters in*
*sits preening its fur*
Morning
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 09:50
*eyes the room*
*So many nice and friendly people :twisted: *
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:51
Well, where's the home for Viper's? This is discrimination! I'm getting Jesus!
:lol:
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:51
There's probably room on the beanbag next to monkeykitten. he looks cold, he's sort of... shivering. :?
*scratches pathetically at ears*
...dog loose in the woods...
:?
*snaps out of it*
:shock:
... you are closer to death than I...
:? wha? was i saying something?
Carlemnaria
07-06-2004, 09:51
mmrrroooooww? sounds good to me.
the tea and toast that is
although bullion and noodles sounds even better.
or even bullion and salteens with a bit of cheese.
or of course string cheese and leftover salmon, but they might be giants
on secont thought tea and toast is fine. i eat too much as it is.
although breakfast is gold, lunch is silver and supper is lead.
=^^=
.../\...
*eyes the room*
*So many nice and friendly people :twisted: *
*feels a bit scared*
Well I did just say hello
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:52
Well, where's the home for Viper's? This is discrimination! I'm getting Jesus!
Hey Viper 8)
well you can be an honorary cat. or dog. but probably a cat.
cup of tea? *offers* :)
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 09:53
*saunters in*
*sits preening its fur*
Morning
Morning.
*Walks over and licks Iki's head*
*Doesn't taste like a cat to me :? *
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:55
*whispers* anyone know what a 'margay' is?
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:55
*Doesn't taste like a cat to me :? *
Of course not :roll:
Iki tastes like chocolate biscuits :D
:shock:
*shakes herself vigourously*
I'm not a cat, I'm a kitten :wink:
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 09:57
*whispers* anyone know what a 'margay' is?
I know who I am.
*considers pouncing on the dog :twisted: *
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:57
mmrrroooooww? sounds good to me.
the tea and toast that is
although bullion and noodles sounds even better.
or even bullion and salteens with a bit of cheese.
or of course string cheese and leftover salmon, but they might be giants
on secont thought tea and toast is fine. i eat too much as it is.
although breakfast is gold, lunch is silver and supper is lead.
=^^=
.../\...
*tries to sort through Carl's post to find out what he wants**
*gives up*
*brings a tray of tea and toast* I've probably got some yellow food coloring if you're really keen on the 'gold' bit... :?
*Doesn't taste like a cat to me :? *
Of course not :roll:
Iki tastes like chocolate biscuits :D
I do? How fabulous :D
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:57
*whispers* anyone know what a 'margay' is?
*googles* a margay is a two foot long "tiger cat" from Belize. Cute too.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:57
:shock:
*shakes herself vigourously*
I'm not a cat, I'm a kitten :wink:
are you? what kind of kitten? :wink:
Screegor
07-06-2004, 09:58
*eats some toast, drinks a tea*
Grumble - looks like its going to be a busy day :(
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 09:59
I know who I am.
suspect i do too... :|
*considers pouncing on the dog :twisted: *
*considers dodging nimbly*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 09:59
Grumble - looks like its going to be a busy day :(
Did you fix your machine yet?
Screegor
07-06-2004, 10:01
Grumble - looks like its going to be a busy day :(
Did you fix your machine yet?
Yes, although I need to put it back together.
Will do that today sometime.
:shock:
*shakes herself vigourously*
I'm not a cat, I'm a kitten :wink:
are you? what kind of kitten? :wink:
*looks up with wide eyes*
A cute & lovable one, of course :D
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 10:02
I know who I am.
suspect i do too... :|
*considers pouncing on the dog :twisted: *
*considers dodging nimbly*
I doubt you do :twisted:
I come in many disguises.
imported_Jet Li
07-06-2004, 10:04
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:05
'Ning Jet :D
Screegor
07-06-2004, 10:05
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
Still alive?
I thought your woman had killed you after you stayed in my bed at the weekend 8)
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:06
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
Still alive?
I thought your woman had killed you after you stayed in my bed at the weekend 8)
:shock: You have been busy!
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
No it's not! Liar! if I don't believe it it isn't true!
*runs away*
Screegor
07-06-2004, 10:08
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
Still alive?
I thought your woman had killed you after you stayed in my bed at the weekend 8)
:shock: You have been busy!
You know, he just couldn't turn me down. :P
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
Morning sexy :D
All relevant body parts still attached? :wink:
imported_Jet Li
07-06-2004, 10:08
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
Still alive?
I thought your woman had killed you after you stayed in my bed at the weekend 8)
It's done my bloody back in.
Filthy hippy, cant even afford a proper Z-bed. :roll:
I wasn't special enough to get a bed, noooooooooooo, I got a peice of bloody foam, 2 feet too small.
oh and...Mornin all.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:08
Bugger.
It's Monday. :x
No it's not! Liar! if I don't believe it it isn't true!
*runs away*
but if it's still sunday then we've only got monday to 'look forward' to tomorrow :(
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 10:08
*draws up in her ornate carriage* * a footman jumps down, opens the door and the saucy eyed Queen decends*
*haughtily eyes everyone, relaxes as she sees the OTHERS there*
*bounds across*
Good moaning! How's it going? :D
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 10:09
*starts tearing up the sofa*
*looks for something to play with, sees Jet*
It's done my bloody back in.
Filthy hippy, cant even afford a proper Z-bed. :roll:
I wasn't special enough to get a bed, noooooooooooo, I got a peice of bloody foam, 2 feet too small.
oh and...Mornin all.
You could've shared my bed if you'd asked nicely :P
*draws up in her ornate carriage* * a footman jumps down, opens the door and the saucy eyed Queen decends*
*haughtily eyes everyone, relaxes as she sees the OTHERS there*
*bounds across*
Good moaning! How's it going? :D
Yay! Morning sweetie :D
imported_Jet Li
07-06-2004, 10:12
It's done my bloody back in.
Filthy hippy, cant even afford a proper Z-bed. :roll:
I wasn't special enough to get a bed, noooooooooooo, I got a peice of bloody foam, 2 feet too small.
oh and...Mornin all.
You could've shared my bed if you'd asked nicely :P
I'd like to keep my testicles attached....not cut off with a dull spoon and kept in a huge box under my GF's pillow. :shock:
Enjoy Edinburgh then?
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:14
I'd like to keep my testicles attached....not cut off with a dull spoon and kept in a huge box under my GF's pillow. :shock:
A huge box?
Are you suggesting you have a mighty pair of plums or that your GF makes a habit of this sort of mutilation?
:?
I'd like to keep my testicles attached....not cut off with a dull spoon and kept in a huge box under my GF's pillow. :shock:
Enjoy Edinburgh then?
:shock:
Ouch!
Yes, I did. It was fab :D
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:17
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Screegor
07-06-2004, 10:17
It's done my bloody back in.
Filthy hippy, cant even afford a proper Z-bed. :roll:
I wasn't special enough to get a bed, noooooooooooo, I got a peice of bloody foam, 2 feet too small.
oh and...Mornin all.
You could've shared my bed if you'd asked nicely :P
But then where would me and Artemis of been?
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:20
Is the Blue Viper gonna die :shock:
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 10:20
*smells the air, smells food coming from Jet*
*starts scratching Jet's leg*
Just a bit of food - please :D
You could've shared my bed if you'd asked nicely :P
But then where would me and Artemis of been?
Squished! :P
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:21
Omg crap the Blue Viper is dead :cry:
Why????
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 10:25
*thinks it's strange seeing 'Ikitiok' again* It looks too long! :D
And really, you lot! Talking about bed swapping! Tsk tsk tsk!! :P
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:28
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
Screegor
07-06-2004, 10:28
*thinks it's strange seeing 'Ikitiok' again* It looks too long! :D
And really, you lot! Talking about bed swapping! Tsk tsk tsk!! :P
talking?
Oh - yes - talking :P
Hows Delph?
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:29
Eeeew, Screegor :shock:
Enough with the smells!
Screegor
07-06-2004, 10:32
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
*Grumbles*
Fine then.
*Walks out*
*Kicks MD on the way*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:32
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
*Grumbles*
Fine then.
*Walks out*
*Kicks MD on the way*
Now look what you've done!
:evil:
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:32
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
*Grumbles*
Fine then.
*Walks out*
*Kicks MD on the way*
Did you fart? :shock:
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
:roll:
See you're still as friendly as ever
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:33
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
*Grumbles*
Fine then.
*Walks out*
*Kicks MD on the way*
Now look what you've done!
:evil:
Me? :shock:
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 10:33
Delph's fine except for some administration she has to do. Why do these people always expect one to do such things?! I know I could rip their heads of with my teeth but that's not civilised and I'm trying my hardest to be *sneers* CIVIL!!
imported_Jet Li
07-06-2004, 10:33
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
She was talking about the little lost cat and dog in us all.
Now shut up and get me a coffee....my inner cat is thirsty.
Shift it! :x
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:34
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
:roll:
See you're still as friendly as ever
Err, thats a very sweeping statement, considering you don't know me.
And besides, your lot always gave me this weird indifference.
Now who is being unfriendly?
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:35
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
She was talking about the little lost cat and dog in us all.
Now shut up and get me a coffee....my inner cat is thirsty.
Shift it! :x
:shock:
Well you could at least make an animal nation...
Anyhoo,
*Throws him a beer*
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 10:35
*pounces on MD*
*Digs claws in*
I liked Screegor :evil:
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:36
Err, thats a very sweeping statement, considering you don't know me.
And besides, your lot always gave me this weird indifference.
Now who is being unfriendly?
*passes a cup of tea to MD*
There, have a cup of tea and be fluffy!
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
:roll:
See you're still as friendly as ever
Err, thats a very sweeping statement, considering you don't know me.
And besides, your lot always gave me this weird indifference.
Now who is being unfriendly?
Well I was basing my comment on the fact you used to come into the coffeeshop & shout & be incredibly demanding...which isn't friendly behaviour, IMO
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:37
Hmm, not trying to be mean or ruin your fun or anything guys, but did you read the title of Gaspode's thread correctly?
It wasn't another Iki and Pet's Coffee Shop. It was for the animals.
She was talking about the little lost cat and dog in us all.
that's exactly it :D
I appreciate your support MD, but these guys know the score and they are all strays today.
anyway, i would never turn away a friend. *mourns the blue viper*
Mutant Dogs
07-06-2004, 10:38
A temple for him? :shock:
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:38
<snip>
<snip>
both you guys, if you're going to argue, do it someplace else.
ta. :)
Delph's fine except for some administration she has to do. Why do these people always expect one to do such things?! I know I could rip their heads of with my teeth but that's not civilised and I'm trying my hardest to be *sneers* CIVIL!!
There you go talking about teeth again :P
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:39
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 10:45
*picks up Gaspode* Can I have this little doggie to take home with me and cuddle? *sniffs the air around him* Eugh! On seconds thoughts, the rabbit might die from sulpher inhalation, or whatever that smell is!!
Deranged Doormice
07-06-2004, 10:45
*seems to have real problems speaking in the shop*
*scurries in*
A temple for him? :shock:
Her, surely? :?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:47
She was talking about the little lost cat and dog in us all.
Well you could at least make an animal nation...
It's OK, he may look like Jet, but we all know he's Loki really... :lol:
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 10:47
Delph's fine except for some administration she has to do. Why do these people always expect one to do such things?! I know I could rip their heads of with my teeth but that's not civilised and I'm trying my hardest to be *sneers* CIVIL!!
There you go talking about teeth again :P
I can't help it, they're just there all the time... It's coming up to full moon I'm sure coz I'm getting more and more tetchy with the eunuchs, it's against the rules to bite one of them though. *sigh*
*chomps on toast instead* Hey was it Ian Dury and the Blockheads who did that song 'Toast'? It's running round my head. :?
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 10:48
*picks up Gaspode* Can I have this little doggie to take home with me and cuddle? *sniffs the air around him* Eugh! On seconds thoughts, the rabbit might die from sulpher inhalation, or whatever that smell is!!
How about a beautiful tiger cat like me?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:48
*picks up Gaspode* Can I have this little doggie to take home with me and cuddle? *sniffs the air around him* Eugh! On seconds thoughts, the rabbit might die from sulpher inhalation, or whatever that smell is!!
*squirms*
Oooh, that tickles! Put me down! hehehehe!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:49
*seems to have real problems speaking in the shop*
*scurries in*
Oooh. watch out for all the cats! i have a nice safe teapot here you can hide in if you like...
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:49
*feels the server shake beneath his paws*
:?
It's not even lunch time yet!
*shifts on her cushion then curls back up in a patch of sunlight*
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 10:50
*picks up Gaspode* Can I have this little doggie to take home with me and cuddle? *sniffs the air around him* Eugh! On seconds thoughts, the rabbit might die from sulpher inhalation, or whatever that smell is!!
*squirms*
Oooh, that tickles! Put me down! hehehehe!
*puts Gaspode down and tickles him behind the ears* There you go sweetie! *sneeks a biscuit out from the folds of her dress and quickly gives it to Gaspode* Don't tell the other doggies!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 10:52
*puts Gaspode down and tickles him behind the ears* There you go sweetie! *sneeks a biscuit out from the folds of her dress and quickly gives it to Gaspode* Don't tell the other doggies!
*puts out tongue at MD*
neh neh! I'VE got a biscuit... :P
*seems to have real problems speaking in the shop*
*scurries in*
Oooh. watch out for all the cats! i have a nice safe teapot here you can hide in if you like...
*waves to the dormouse*
Deranged Doormice
07-06-2004, 10:52
*seems to have real problems speaking in the shop*
*scurries in*
Oooh. watch out for all the cats! i have a nice safe teapot here you can hide in if you like...
*Bites Gasp*
Don't worry I will bite them before they get close to me.
*Starts niblling at some toat*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:53
Don't worry I will bite them before they get close to me.
*grins nervously at DD and edges away very slowly*
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 10:54
*shifts on her cushion then curls back up in a patch of sunlight*
*Sits on Iki*
I'm not to heavy for you am I?
Deranged Doormice
07-06-2004, 10:55
Don't worry I will bite them before they get close to me.
*grins nervously at DD and edges away very slowly*
:P
*Raises onto back legs and looks meancingly at MK*
:twisted:
*shifts on her cushion then curls back up in a patch of sunlight*
*Sits on Iki*
I'm not to heavy for you am I?
Ooof!
*shifts again*
I think I'll manage...as long as you don't block my sunlight :evil:
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 10:56
:P
*Raises onto back legs and looks meancingly at MK*
:twisted:
*hides behind Gaspode and shakes quietly to himself*
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 10:58
*shifts on her cushion then curls back up in a patch of sunlight*
*Sits on Iki*
I'm not to heavy for you am I?
Ooof!
*shifts again*
I think I'll manage...as long as you don't block my sunlight :evil:
*lovely sunlight*
*starts flexing 2cm claws*
*ah such a comfy place to sit*
:D
Deranged Doormice
07-06-2004, 10:59
:P
*Raises onto back legs and looks meancingly at MK*
:twisted:
*hides behind Gaspode and shakes quietly to himself*
*chases MK round the shop before running out the door*
See you later guys
ooc. got to go put my machine back together :(
*lovely sunlight*
*starts flexing 2cm claws*
*ah such a comfy place to sit*
:D
*has worse things than 2cm claws that the Margay should potentially be worried about* 8)
*yawns & closes her eyes*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 11:00
*chases MK round the shop before running out the door*
See you later guys
ooc. got to go put my machine back together :(
*hangs shivering from the top of the curtains*
ooc. Good luck with that ;)
*chases MK round the shop before running out the door*
See you later guys
ooc. got to go put my machine back together :(
*hangs shivering from the top of the curtains*
ooc. Good luck with that ;)
You're a kitten hiding from a dormouse? Woah, is that a mental image I could've so lived without! :D
ooc: later :D
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 11:04
Have fun DD!
*refuses to open her mouth now because her fangs are now and inch and a half long* :?
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 11:06
You're a kitten hiding from a dormouse? Woah, is that a mental image I could've so lived without! :D
*climbs slowly back down from the curtain rail*
It was a Demented Dormouse.
And he did have big, sharp pointy teeth!
And he bit Gaspode!
Anyway, I wasn't really scared :?
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 11:06
*lovely sunlight*
*starts flexing 2cm claws*
*ah such a comfy place to sit*
:D
*has worse things than 2cm claws that the Margay should potentially be worried about* 8)
*yawns & closes her eyes*
:?
*Looks nervously at Iki*
Like what?
Anyway, I wasn't really scared :?
Of course you weren't, sweetie. You just ran up the curtains to get some exercise :P
*lovely sunlight*
*starts flexing 2cm claws*
*ah such a comfy place to sit*
:D
*has worse things than 2cm claws that the Margay should potentially be worried about* 8)
*yawns & closes her eyes*
:?
*Looks nervously at Iki*
Like what?
*smiles lazily* 8)
Deranged Doormice
07-06-2004, 11:09
You're a kitten hiding from a dormouse? Woah, is that a mental image I could've so lived without! :D
*climbs slowly back down from the curtain rail*
It was a Demented Dormouse.
And he did have big, sharp pointy teeth!
And he bit Gaspode!
Anyway, I wasn't really scared :?
*Peers in the window* :twisted:
*Takes a mental image of MKs face*
*plans to ambush him later :twisted: *
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 11:09
Like what?
*smiles lazily* 8)
Is it syphilis?
:P
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 11:11
Like what?
*smiles lazily* 8)
Is it syphilis?
:P
Margays can't catch syphilis.
*Paces round on Ikis stomach*
*Digs in claws some more*
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 11:11
Y'ello!
Lang! :D
long time no see. Have a cup of tea!
Like what?
*smiles lazily* 8)
Is it syphilis?
:P
That was nasty :shock:
Y'ello!
Lang! :D
long time no see. Have a cup of tea!Oh. Merci.
*gets a cup of tea*
Y'ello!
hey stranger :DHowdy!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 11:14
*gets a cup of tea*
:lol: it's ok, i would have brought one to your cushion!
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 11:15
Like what?
*smiles lazily* 8)
Is it syphilis?
:P
That was nasty :shock:
I would go to the doctors then.
Margays can't catch syphilis.
*Paces round on Ikis stomach*
*Digs in claws some more*
I haven't got syphilis :evil:
*winces a little & watches the Margay*
Watch what you're doing on my stomach, please. If you settle down like a nice tiger cat I'll stroke you 8)
*gets a cup of tea*
:lol: it's ok, i would have brought one to your cushion!Oh well. 8)
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 11:20
Margays can't catch syphilis.
*Paces round on Ikis stomach*
*Digs in claws some more*
I haven't got syphilis :evil:
*winces a little & watches the Margay*
Watch what you're doing on my stomach, please. If you settle down like a nice tiger cat I'll stroke you 8)
*stops pacing*
*sits down*
*Licks Ikis cheek*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 11:33
*feels serve begin to crumble*
Mmmmmmm, crumble...
*stops pacing*
*sits down*
*Licks Ikis cheek*
*scratches the Margay gently behind the ears*
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 11:40
*goes out to get the lunch for everyone*
any requests?
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 11:41
*goes out to get the lunch for everyone*
any requests?
Pastrami on rye bread please...
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 11:44
Good choice.
*writes it down*
Anyone else?
imported_Jet Li
07-06-2004, 11:44
*goes out to get the lunch for everyone*
any requests?
A sick note,
£12 million,
A House,
My watch...left it in my flat,
a party hat and a balloon.
Greek salad & a chilled glass of white wine
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 11:47
A bacon sandwich,
An apple
and.... a greek yoghart :P
*goes out to get the lunch for everyone*
any requests?
A sick note,
£12 million,
A House,
My watch...left it in my flat,
a party hat and a balloon.
Oooh, oooh...I wanna ballon too :D
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 11:49
*goes out to get the lunch for everyone*
any requests?
A sick note,
£12 million,
A House,
My watch...left it in my flat,
a party hat and a balloon.
Oooh, oooh...I wanna ballon too :D
I like balloons as well.
But my claws always pop them :(
I like balloons as well.
But my claws always pop them :(
:(
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 11:51
*goes out to get the lunch for everyone*
any requests?
A sick note,
£12 million,
A House,
My watch...left it in my flat,
a party hat and a balloon.
"Dear Jet's Boss,
He's very sick today as a result of some mutilation on saturday morning, though he did bring it on himself"
*writes a cheque* here you are... it's worth the paper it's written on... almost.
http://www.wetcanvas.com/ArtSchool/StudioTips/PalmSketch/house.gif
It's 11.47am
http://www.ifcl.com/cards/pty-partyhat-thn.gif
http://www.ifcl.com/cards/balloons_wht_sm.gif
Dimmimar
07-06-2004, 11:52
*Walks in*
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 11:52
I like balloons as well.
But my claws always pop them :(
:(
*licks Iki*
*starts retracting and clawing, purrs*
*Such a considerate girl*
Dimmimar
07-06-2004, 11:59
*Attacks The Malicious Margy*
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 11:59
*Walks in*
*pops head back in the door*
Hello. you might have to get your own tea, i'm just running out to get sandwiches if you want anything...?
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:00
*wanders into shop after speaking to some sheep friends*
Baa baa baa. :(
*wishes someone could speak some sheep to him*
*wanders into shop after speaking to some sheep friends*
Baa baa baa. :(
*wishes someone could speak some sheep to him*
Hello Sheep :P
whoever you are you'll pay for this!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 12:03
*returns carrying a big basket full of food*
Oh, good grief. a lost sheep?
*baa bleat baaa*
*wiggles ears*
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:07
*wanders into shop after speaking to some sheep friends*
Baa baa baa. :(
*wishes someone could speak some sheep to him*
Hello Sheep :P
whoever you are you'll pay for this!
Baa baa baa baa?
(Translate - You can talk to sheep!)
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:08
*wanders into shop after speaking to some sheep friends*
Baa baa baa. :(
*wishes someone could speak some sheep to him*
Hello Sheep :P
whoever you are you'll pay for this!
Baa baa baa baa?
(Translate - You can talk to sheep!)
Delphinum
07-06-2004, 12:08
*sits and tries to guess who is who*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 12:09
Baa baa baa baa?
(Translate - You can talk to sheep!)
*begins to feel cold*
I could really do with a wooly jumper to take the edge off the chill.
:evil:
*fires up a pair of sheep shears conveniently found underneath a cushion*
Blimey, who'd have thought I'd find these here?
Baa baa baa baa?
(Translate - You can talk to sheep!)
*looks guilty*
Who, me?
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 12:10
*sees the sheep*
Yum lamb chops
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:11
Baa baa baa baa?
(Translate - You can talk to sheep!)
*looks guilty*
Who, me?
bleet, *wiggles tail*.
(Translate: Yes)
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 12:12
*pounces on the sheep and forcibly shears him*
Mmmm, nice fleace!
*starts to knit*
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 12:13
*begins to feel cold*
I could really do with a wooly jumper to take the edge off the chill.
:evil:
*fires up a pair of sheep shears conveniently found underneath a cushion*
Blimey, who'd have thought I'd find these here?
*digs out knitting needles and passes a pair to mk*
You do the front and back and i'll do the arms.
BackwoodsSquatches
07-06-2004, 12:13
*pokes head in*
Psst.....Gaspode....go look in the "Stop" thread real quick.
Are those sandwiches?
*sees the sheep*
Yum lamb chops
*tweaks Margay's tail*
Hush, you
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:14
baa baa bleet, *wiggle* baa bleet *wiggle* bleet!
(Translate: Iki - You must be the legendary sorcerer who can talk to sheep!)
*calls all his sheep friends to tell the news*
The Malicious Margay
07-06-2004, 12:16
*sees the sheep*
Yum lamb chops
*tweaks Margay's tail*
Hush, you
*Hiss*
*Scratches Iki*
*Runs across the room*
baa baa bleet, *wiggle* baa bleet *wiggle* bleet!
(Translate: Iki - You must be the legendary sorcerer who can talk to sheep!)
*calls all his sheep friends to tell the news*
Errr...yeah, that'd be me 8)
*Hiss*
*Scratches Iki*
*Runs across the room*
:(
*cries*
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 12:18
*pokes head in*
Psst.....Gaspode....go look in the "Stop" thread real quick.
Are those sandwiches?
yep...
*rumages in the basket*
I've got ham and salad, chicken and beetroot, spam and chutney, bear and wild rocket, or hummous and red pepper. What would you like?
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:18
*pounces on the sheep and forcibly shears him*
Mmmm, nice fleace!
*starts to knit*
BAA :(
*considers contacting his good friend DD* :twisted:
*grows a new fleece* 8)
BackwoodsSquatches
07-06-2004, 12:21
*pokes head in*
Psst.....Gaspode....go look in the "Stop" thread real quick.
Are those sandwiches?
yep...
*rumages in the basket*
I've got ham and salad, chicken and beetroot, spam and chutney, bear and wild rocket, or hummous and red pepper. What would you like?
Bear and wild rocket?
Is that food?
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:21
baa baa bleet, *wiggle* baa bleet *wiggle* bleet!
(Translate: Iki - You must be the legendary sorcerer who can talk to sheep!)
*calls all his sheep friends to tell the news*
Errr...yeah, that'd be me 8)
Baaaa
(roughly translated: as a sound of awe)
*fears the shop might get overrun by sheep admires :wink: *
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 12:22
Bear and wild rocket?
Is that food?
yes, i've heard the bear's sometimes a bit tough unless it's cured properly, but i have a good supplier.
it's on malted wholemeal bread, is that ok?
BackwoodsSquatches
07-06-2004, 12:29
Bear and wild rocket?
Is that food?
yes, i've heard the bear's sometimes a bit tough unless it's cured properly, but i have a good supplier.
it's on malted wholemeal bread, is that ok?
Eh..what the hell..thats just fine.
Thanks!
*goes to get a plaster for her Margay scratch, still snuffling* :(
Ignored Sheep
07-06-2004, 12:31
Baa baa baa
(Continues eyeing Iki like a god among men)
MK TM
imported_Jet Li
07-06-2004, 13:05
Y'know...I heard once that sheep can talk to each other...the older sheep explain where the field boundaries are.
*Nods slowly*
Baa baa baa
(Continues eyeing Iki like a god among men)
MK TM
(doesn't everyone look at me like that?) 8)
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 13:37
I though for one horrific minute that there was no home for lost cats and dogs anymore :(
Thankfully there is :D
Rampant Rams
07-06-2004, 13:40
Baa!
*nuzzles Iki*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 13:45
:twisted:
*another sheep for me to shear*
:?
Actually, is a mental outback sheep shearer a good proffession for a young kitten to be getting in to?
Baa!
*nuzzles Iki*
Hello little one :D
Actually, is a mental outback sheep shearer a good proffession for a young kitten to be getting in to?
It could help you grow into a big, strong cat :wink:
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 13:51
It could help you grow into a big, strong cat :wink:
I was beginning to think that everybody had left...:(
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 13:52
I'm here...... :twisted:
It could help you grow into a big, strong cat :wink:
I was beginning to think that everybody had left...:(
Would I leave you? 8)
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 13:55
I'm here...... :twisted:
:shock:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*takes breath*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*falls to the floor panting heavily and muttering*
...blood, blood! It's all covered in blood! Make them stop..oh..ouch...but it hurts...
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 13:56
Would I leave you? 8)
You might :(
I'm here...... :twisted:
:shock:
Eeek!
Rampant Rams
07-06-2004, 13:58
*butts the evil veterinarian*
*butts MK*
*butts Iki*
Baa!
Would I leave you? 8)
You might :(
Well...yeah, ok...but I would say goodbye first!
*butts Iki*
:shock:
Eeek!
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:03
*Walks in from the shadows.*
Now it is has been a long time since I've seen all of you guys and girls.
Who's still here?
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 14:04
I think all these animals need to be innoculated and rectally thermomerated.
Here's my thermometer.... :evil:
http://weather.ou.edu/~ktapp/Thermometer_small.JPG
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:05
Baa!
*nuzzles Iki*
Good grief, i'm running a shelter for stray pets, not a farm! :roll:
I think all these animals need to be innoculated and rectally thermomerated.
That's just twisted :evil:
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:07
Have I been noticed yet?
Baa!
*nuzzles Iki*
Good grief, i'm running a shelter for stray pets, not a farm! :roll:
You could be a sheepdog :D
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:08
Apparently not.
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:08
Well...yeah, ok...but I would say goodbye first!
Phew :D I might need someone to protect me from that anally fixated vet who reminds me a little of someone that we've seen around here before...
Let's see who it really is...
*tries to get a grip on the vet's rubber face mask with his claws*
Damn my useless paws! :x
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:09
Have I been noticed yet?
Who are you?
Here, have a cup of tea...
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:10
Have I been noticed yet?
Who are you?
Here, have a cup of tea...
Thanks. I guess I'm an old friend of Iki. From her other club. I remember Gaspode too. It's been a while.
Well nice to meet you too.
SilverCities
07-06-2004, 14:10
* a large silver wolf runs in curious to see what kind of place this is* :D
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:12
* a large silver wolf runs in curious to see what kind of place this is* :D
:D greetings, O Silver! Would you like a cup of tea? biscuit? or perhaps a sheep?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:13
You could be a sheepdog :D
:evil:
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 14:14
*Advances on the fat fluffly cat kitten*
Its only a little needle.....
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:14
*Sits down and sips the tea he was given.*
You could be a sheepdog :D
:evil:
*hides behind MK*
It was just an idea!
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:15
*Advances on the fat fluffly cat kitten*
Its only a little needle.....
Yipe!
And don't be modest, your needle is plenty big enough ;)
*Advances on the fat fluffly cat kitten*
Its only a little needle.....
*growls at the Evil Vet*
Leave the kitten alone :evil:
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:16
You could be a sheepdog :D
:evil:
*hides behind MK*
It was just an idea!
*Walks over an hugs Iki.*
Come on babe, how long does it take to notice I'm back.
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:17
You could be a sheepdog :D
:evil:
*hides behind MK*
It was just an idea!
Erm, er...
*hopes that gaspode get's distracted by something else*
Oooh! :idea:
*throws 'spode a stick*
:D
SilverCities
07-06-2004, 14:17
* glares at the Vet*
I may take a chunk out of that Vet over there, how are you Gaspode?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:18
*Advances on the fat fluffly cat kitten*
Its only a little needle.....
*bites him on the bum* :evil:
now look - vets are what these poor things had to put up with when they had owners... that's why they ran away and end up here.
if you don't start being nice... then... well, do you see my lovely silver friend over there...? there's something you should know about her... :twisted:
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:20
*Sits down and sips the tea he was given.*
here, have a piece of shortbread. i baked it myself :D
SilverCities
07-06-2004, 14:22
* happily sits and gives her best wolfish grin showing her pearly white fangs to good advantage* :twisted:
you tell 'em Gaspode!
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 14:22
*Advances on the fat fluffly cat kitten*
Its only a little needle.....
*bites him on the bum* :evil:
now look - vets are what these poor things had to put up with when they had owners... that's why they ran away and end up here.
if you don't start being nice... then... well, do you see my lovely silver friend over there...? there's something you should know about her... :twisted:
That she'll get rectally thermorerated like the rest?
You look like you could use an antiseptic bath...and an INNOCULATION! :twisted:
SilverCities
07-06-2004, 14:24
* starts to growl low in her throat*
Come anywhere near me with anything vet boy and you will pull back a stump :twisted:
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:24
*Sits down and sips the tea he was given.*
here, have a piece of shortbread. i baked it myself :D
*Eats a piece of the shortbread.*
That stuff is good. Thanks a lot.
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 14:29
*Readies neutering utensils*
:|
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:31
:shock:
The evil veterinarian's motto is "I eat kittens."
Mummy!
SilverCities
07-06-2004, 14:32
*her eyes begin to glow fiercely silver*
Ya know i haven't had breakfast yet, vet tartare is looking better and better :twisted:
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 14:33
:shock:
The evil veterinarian's motto is "I eat kittens."
Mummy!
They're delightfully picante.... :twisted:
Cuneo Island
07-06-2004, 14:34
This place is getting crazy.
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:42
*her eyes begin to glow fiercely silver*
Ya know i haven't had breakfast yet, vet tartare is looking better and better :twisted:
He's got a tasty-looking rump, a bit of vet steak might go well on the barbecue... :x
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:43
i take it back. it IS picante. :oops:
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The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 14:47
i take it back. it IS picante. :oops:
Mwuhuhuhahaha!
Dammit..I had a reply all typed out with dictionary references and all
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:48
i take it back. it IS picante. :oops:
Mwuhuhuhahaha!
Dammit..I had a reply all typed out with dictionary references and all
lol :wink:
and... i've learned a new word! :D
Ragsdell
07-06-2004, 14:50
Heh you guys sound like the nuts that go to my parents comic book conventions for their anthropomorphic comic books O_X :P
"draws on wiskars and dons a tail.."
*snicker*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:50
Picante, Piquant, what's the difference? He's still talking about my tender, succulent flesh :(
Screegor
07-06-2004, 14:53
*Enters the shop*
Is it okay for non pets to return?
Seeing as I was told to leave earlier :(
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 14:54
Picante, Piquant, what's the difference? He's still talking about my tender, succulent flesh :(
*Drools*
No, no...not at all. :|
*Licks lips*
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:54
*Enters the shop*
Is it okay for non pets to return?
Seeing as I was told to leave earlier :(
S'okay, MD is gone.
He's not a pet either come to think of it.
He's a drink for tramps...
Screegor
07-06-2004, 14:57
*Enters the shop*
Is it okay for non pets to return?
Seeing as I was told to leave earlier :(
S'okay, MD is gone.
He's not a pet either come to think of it.
He's a drink for tramps...
Phew,
Fixed machine btw
Just got to give it enough drink so it will work over the night.
Damn alcoholic machine - drinks pure methanol!
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 14:57
*Enters the shop*
Is it okay for non pets to return?
Seeing as I was told to leave earlier :(
heh, NONE of us are pets, we are all strays!
and only I am allowed to ask you to leave my thread. which i didn't. :)
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 14:58
Fixed machine btw
Just got to give it enough drink so it will work over the night.
Damn alcoholic machine - drinks pure methanol!
:shock: Not even with tonic and a slice of lemon?
Screegor
07-06-2004, 14:59
*Enters the shop*
Is it okay for non pets to return?
Seeing as I was told to leave earlier :(
heh, NONE of us are pets, we are all strays!
and only I am allowed to ask you to leave my thread. which i didn't. :)
Did you meet my pet?
Oh - and arn't you Cura's dog?
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
07-06-2004, 15:01
Did you meet my pet?
Oh - and arn't you Cura's dog?
:D
and
:evil:
Screegor
07-06-2004, 15:01
Fixed machine btw
Just got to give it enough drink so it will work over the night.
Damn alcoholic machine - drinks pure methanol!
:shock: Not even with tonic and a slice of lemon?
With NaOH and formaldahyde!!!!
Enough to knock down a small army infact! :D
SilverCities
07-06-2004, 15:08
* licks her fangs and grins again watching the Vet*
yes just give me a reason.. :twisted:
MonkeyKitten
07-06-2004, 15:08
Oh - and arn't you Cura's dog?
Gaspode has run away from Cura?
What a scary thought!
The Evil Veterinarian
07-06-2004, 15:10
* licks her fangs and grins again watching the Vet*
yes just give me a reason.. :twisted:
Alright then..
*Shrugs and sticks a needle into MK*
There.