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Okay, this is to the Japan-o-philes who are under the impression that all Japanese high school girls are super hot, super horny, and super into foreign guys. This is the truth, as only I (and Kisarazu) can explain to you.

Fact 1: For every hot Japanese girl, there are 9 not hot Japanese girls.
Yes, this is a fact. We would all like to think that they are all so hot that just looking at them makes you jizz your pants, but it's just not true. You go to Japan, and sit in one spot, and just watch. For every hot girl, 9 un-hot girls will pass you.

Fact 2: Japanese girls have no idea what sex is.
Japanese girls in high school just don't have sex. They just don't. There are maybe 2 in my whole school that have seen a penis, and only one of them has gone farther than a handjob, I'm sure. They spend too much time at an after-school activity, or shopping. It's hard to believe, I'm sure, but you won't get laid here.

Fact 4: Foreign guys=look, not touch
True, you may get some nice looks, maybe even a phone number. Don't expect to get much further though. This is the extent of the play you're gonna get. Enjoy it though; feel good about it, but remember that you're a joke to them, not a hottie.

Fact 4 (not to be confused with the first, seemingly out of place, Fact 4): Japanese girls are incapable of saying "no."

Yes, Japanese girls do indeed not go out on dates with you when they say they will, but they do not ever say "no." They say "Next time", they say "I'm busy this weekend." They do not say "no." There, this is not as controversial, or as likely to bring in those posts as the first did, but it needs to be said nonetheless.

So that concludes today's lesson. Any questions? Comments? Keeping in mind that all of you are in a foreign country, and I'm typing this from the computer lab in my school...In Japan.

there's also some hella nasty japanese porn (eels, eew!!!)

there's also some hella nasty japanese porn (eels, eew!!!)

To be fair, I think the Germans beat us on that one...

I don't even see what the fuss has ever been about. They're Japanese. Big deal. Is it like hi-fi envy or something? Jeez. :roll:

I don't even see what the fuss has ever been about. They're Japanese. Big deal. Is it like hi-fi envy or something? Jeez. :roll:

I know, baby. I'm doing my best to set the youngsters straight before this gets too out of control.

there's also some hella nasty japanese porn (eels, eew!!!)

To be fair, I think the Germans beat us on that one...

really? i also saw some other stuff while looking through stile that involved vomit

lol You prob just ruined like 100 peoples lives... :lol:

If I only ruined 100, then the world isn't quite as messed up as I had believed earlier.

You speak great english for living in Japan. :o

really? i also saw some other stuff while looking through stile that involved vomit

Yeah, I gotta admit that one. Kisarazu had one of those weird vomit porns, but we quickly disposed of it...On the bus.

I knew all that but I still love those Japanese Women :D

You speak great english for living in Japan. :o

Thanks, buddy.

Ok half of NS...

That's a little more accurate.

I knew all that but I still love those Japanese Women :D

As long as you realize how futile your efforts are.

really? i also saw some other stuff while looking through stile that involved vomit

Yeah, I gotta admit that one. Kisarazu had one of those weird vomit porns, but we quickly disposed of it...On the bus.

god what is wrong with he japanese; i used to be obssed with everything that had to do with japan, but after viewing some of their bizarre nasty porn im glad to say im cured. (except for samurai, and kung fu movies; they kick ass)

Basenji, most European and Asian countries require english to be learned, in addition to a third language.

And as for the eels...sadly,i can explain this one. Great to have perverted friends..*Rolls eyes* ANyways, they use those because, if I recall right, they are not allowed to show actual sex with a penis..so they use a substitute...

Quoting is too much work.

First, yes, the porn here is quite messed up, but there's some that's gold.

Second, you can show sex with a penis, it's just that the genitals (either female, alone, with (ick) an eel, or a penis) must be censored, either by the black bar, or a mosaic.

Ah, sweeping generalisations. Yep, there's two kinds of Japanese girl, the kind that have sex, and the kind that go shopping. It's easy to figure these things out when there's only like twenty of them.

Give or take a few tens of millions.
Really now, this is silly! Silly! People aren't all this boring and easy to qualify and codify. I don't know why people are trying to speak for the entire population of a country they've met 0.0008% of.

Quoting is too much work.

First, yes, the porn here is quite messed up, but there's some that's gold.

Second, you can show sex with a penis, it's just that the genitals (either female, alone, with (ick) an eel, or a penis) must be censored, either by the black bar, or a mosaic, so you see either a black bar penis, or a scrambled one.

Ah, sweeping generalisations. Yep, there's two kinds of Japanese girl, the kind that have sex, and the kind that go shopping. It's easy to figure these things out when there's only like twenty of them.

Give or take a few tens of millions.
Really now, this is silly! Silly! People aren't all this boring and easy to qualify and codify. I don't know why people are trying to speak for the entire population of a country they've met 0.0008% of.

I'm sorry, I guess we haven't met. Let's see, you're the person who went to Japan for a two week vacation in Tokyo and saw nothing but Ganguros and foreign-bangers. I'm the guy that lives here and goes to school with previously mentioned girls. Yes, it is easy to make sweeping generalizations when you know for a fact that the generalizations are real. Now, if you would please take your back-talk elsewhere, that would be great.

Heh, no, I've never been to Japan, I've just met some human beings during the course of my life.

Heh, no, I've never been to Japan, I've just met some human beings during the course of my life.

This is true, you probably have. Have you met, say, tens of millions of Japanese girls? I've met thousands, and seen many more. Now, I'll just safely assume that you probably haven't, and therefore, I will continue to live under my "assumption" (as I'm sure you will soon refer to it) that what I know is true.

"....The Truth that you will never know"

?

But didnt you just tell us the truth?

we can still dream, can't we?

"....The Truth that you will never know"

?

But didnt you just tell us the truth?

Shhh, you'll unravel all of the universe's delicate threads if you question too carefully.

we can still dream, can't we?

Just thought I should taint those dreams first.

have u seen the film Suicide Club? its a Japan film and Really Screw up (54 Japanise school girls jump infront of a train at teh same time all holding hands) how come there all fit (well most of them) and dont tell it cos it was a movie

have u seen the film Suicide Club? its a Japan film and Really Screw up (54 Japanise school girls jump infront of a train at teh same time all holding hands) how come there all fit (well most of them) and dont tell it cos it was a movie

dude, ichi the killer, seen that?

have u seen the film Suicide Club? its a Japan film and Really Screw up (54 Japanise school girls jump infront of a train at teh same time all holding hands) how come there all fit (well most of them) and dont tell it cos it was a movie

Well, not ALL of them are, but that's not so inaccurate. You see, most of us don't have cars (not until we get older), so walking, biking, and public transport is the way to go. That, and our mommies feed us relatively light food. Therefore, lots of excercise, especially in the legs, is the answer you seek.

we can still dream, can't we?

Just thought I should taint those dreams first.

Great...now I dream about innocent hot Japanese girls. Thanks a lot. :wink: :P

Okay, this is to the Japan-o-philes who are under the impression that all Japanese high school girls are super hot, super horny, and super into foreign guys. This is the truth, as only I (and Kisarazu) can explain to you.

Fact 1: For every hot Japanese girl, there are 9 not hot Japanese girls.
Yes, this is a fact. We would all like to think that they are all so hot that just looking at them makes you jizz your pants, but it's just not true. You go to Japan, and sit in one spot, and just watch. For every hot girl, 9 un-hot girls will pass you.

Fact 2: Japanese girls have no idea what sex is.
Japanese girls in high school just don't have sex. They just don't. There are maybe 2 in my whole school that have seen a penis, and only one of them has gone farther than a handjob, I'm sure. They spend too much time at an after-school activity, or shopping. It's hard to believe, I'm sure, but you won't get laid here.

Fact 4: Foreign guys=look, not touch
True, you may get some nice looks, maybe even a phone number. Don't expect to get much further though. This is the extent of the play you're gonna get. Enjoy it though; feel good about it, but remember that you're a joke to them, not a hottie.

So that concludes today's lesson. Any questions? Comments? Keeping in mind that all of you are in a foreign country, and I'm typing this from the computer lab in my school...In Japan.

Sorry guy. As Andrew can tell you, I have been here a lot longer than you and know the scene better.

Japan is pretty much like anyother country.
Yep. There are some hotties. And some WSUs (wolf shite uglies). But most women are somewhere in between.

And come back when you finish HS. The women warm up quite a bit (especially in the college years... :D)


Basenji, most European and Asian countries require english to be learned, in addition to a third language.

But English education in Japan is based almost completely on rote meorization ala the grammar translation method. I know. I have been teaching here for over 12 years...


And as for the eels...sadly,i can explain this one. Great to have perverted friends..*Rolls eyes* ANyways, they use those because, if I recall right, they are not allowed to show actual sex with a penis..so they use a substitute...

Half right. Anime and manga use substitutes. Anything with real people having genetal contact has a mosaic. Pubic hair used to be verboten in print and video, but slowly became acceptable in the early 90s. And strip clubs sometimes have live sex shows, although the legality is borderline depending on exactly what happens.

dude, ichi the killer, seen that?

Japanese film or foreign-Japanese film?

nope, i still dont under stand suiside club? if anyone could tell me why the all kill them selves ( i know its got somthing to do with that Dessert pop group and something about being connected to your self and how your connection with all the people your connected to will stay if you die but i still dont get it)

its still funny there like 14 but look 16 and are relly fit (well the main person is) but still 54 :shock:

dude, ichi the killer, seen that?

Japanese film or foreign-Japanese film?

uh, japanese film. the most twisted, sick, and gorey movie i've ever seen. and i liked it

god what is wrong with he japanese; i used to be obssed with everything that had to do with japan, but after viewing some of their bizarre nasty porn im glad to say im cured. (except for samurai, and kung fu movies; they kick ass)

you ever see eney true S&M or bondage

Sorry guy. As Andrew can tell you, I have been here a lot longer than you and know the scene better.

Japan is pretty much like anyother country.
Yep. There are some hotties. And some WSUs (wolf shite uglies). But most women are somewhere in between.

And come back when you finish HS. The women warm up quite a bit (especially in the college years... :D)

Technically, I have finished. That, and, as Andrew can tell you, I have been warmed up to by a college girl. Viva la older women!

watch suiside club thats good it the first 5 mins 54 school girls die (all jump infront of a train) and its got the stupidest music for it like some kid song type thing

As interesting and "enlightening" as this thread is, I must ask how this all started? Did you see a large number of posts about Japanese schoolgirls?

As interesting and "enlightening" as this thread is, I must ask how this all started? Did you see a large number of posts about Japanese schoolgirls?

Rage against people who love Japan too much. Pure, uninhibited rage.

god what is wrong with he japanese; i used to be obssed with everything that had to do with japan, but after viewing some of their bizarre nasty porn im glad to say im cured. (except for samurai, and kung fu movies; they kick ass)

you ever see eney true S&M or bondage

uh, maybe. please explain

Technically, I have finished. That, and, as Andrew can tell you, I have been warmed up to by a college girl. Viva la older women!

Ah, sorry. Didn*t realize you guys had finished up yet.

I think you're missing my point. I'm not trying to compete with a Japanese guy over who's met the most Japanese people (seems like a no brainer, eh?). I'm just saying that the world, and every country there in, is generally a lot more diverse than many people apparently like to think. Class is a bigger division than nation, one person is highly unlikely to ever understand every sub-culture even within his or her own nation state, and so on... personally, were I Japanese and annoyed by a perception of the outside world leering at my country as if it were a shiny-eyed, busty schoolgirl, I'd be happy to leave it at, "uhm, you know that's not an accurate representation of this massive country, right?" rather than trying to break it down and get confrontational.

So anyway, I was recently in London, and this little Japanese (I believe) girl was striding through a crowd of giant white people with this air of confidence, and... [rambles]

anyway back to the point i wanted to ask is it true Japanise girls (school girls aged 14-18 ) have good legs?

oh and if anyone wants to know why japan is so screwed up there in culture shock (they still love Pop)

Ah, sorry. Didn*t realize you guys had finished up yet.

No problem, he hasn't; I have. Young little thing, that Andrew.

I think you're missing my point. I'm not trying to compete with a Japanese guy over who's met the most Japanese people (seems like a no brainer, eh?). I'm just saying that the world, and every country there in, is generally a lot more diverse than many people apparently like to think. Class is a bigger division than nation, one person is highly unlikely to ever understand every sub-culture even within his or her own nation state, and so on... personally, were I Japanese and annoyed by a perception of the outside world leering at my country as if it were a shiny-eyed, busty schoolgirl, I'd be happy to leave it at, "uhm, you know that's not an accurate representation of this massive country, right?" rather than trying to break it down and get confrontational.

So anyway, I was recently in London, and this little Japanese (I believe) girl was striding through a crowd of giant white people with this air of confidence, and... [rambles]

I don't recall claiming to be Japanese. And confrontational is the only way I know how to live.

nope, i still dont under stand suiside club? if anyone could tell me why the all kill them selves ( i know its got somthing to do with that Dessert pop group and something about being connected to your self and how your connection with all the people your connected to will stay if you die but i still dont get it)

its still funny there like 14 but look 16 and are relly fit (well the main person is) but still 54 :shock:

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

anyway back to the point i wanted to ask is it true Japanise girls (school girls aged 14-18 ) have good legs?

oh and if anyone wants to know why japan is so screwed up there in culture shock (they still love Pop)

Most do, but not all. Some have nice legs, and some have legs that make me want to vomit all over my uniform...Right now.

I think you're missing my point. I'm not trying to compete with a Japanese guy over who's met the most Japanese people (seems like a no brainer, eh?). I'm just saying that the world, and every country there in, is generally a lot more diverse than many people apparently like to think. Class is a bigger division than nation, one person is highly unlikely to ever understand every sub-culture even within his or her own nation state, and so on... personally, were I Japanese and annoyed by a perception of the outside world leering at my country as if it were a shiny-eyed, busty schoolgirl, I'd be happy to leave it at, "uhm, you know that's not an accurate representation of this massive country, right?" rather than trying to break it down and get confrontational.

So anyway, I was recently in London, and this little Japanese (I believe) girl was striding through a crowd of giant white people with this air of confidence, and... [rambles]

I don't recall claiming to be Japanese. And confrontational is the only way I know how to live.

not good in japan, eh?

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

Ewwww, I hate most Japanese movies. Finding a good one takes time and effort, and it's just too much work for me.

not good in japan, eh?

...What is that even supposed to mean?

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

Ewwww, I hate most Japanese movies. Finding a good one takes time and effort, and it's just too much work for me.

you havent looked hard enough. since you live in japan, you should go see zatoichi the blind swordsman

god what is wrong with he japanese; i used to be obssed with everything that had to do with japan, but after viewing some of their bizarre nasty porn im glad to say im cured. (except for samurai, and kung fu movies; they kick ass)

you ever see eney true S&M or bondage

uh, maybe. please explain

two damn hard to put into words you have to see it to understand it. look it up. FYI if you use google turn the safe serch off

ive not seen much but what i did see was pretty fuc ked up to say the least there are also anime's of it and some of those are in a whole nother catigory of sick all together but a few of them (anime & non-anime) are ok

not good in japan, eh?

...What is that even supposed to mean?

you said you were confrontational. and from what i understand about japan you should be more reserved and comforming

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

Ewwww, I hate most Japanese movies. Finding a good one takes time and effort, and it's just too much work for me.

They tend to be at least pretend to be artsy. Hollywood has a style all of its own.

you havent looked hard enough. since you live in japan, you should go see zatoichi the blind swordsman

I've looked plenty hard. And as for Zatoichi, the older one was way better. In the new one (much as I love Beat), he's just not refined; he's kind of just on a reckless rampage.

you said you were confrontational. and from what i understand about japan you should be more reserved and comforming

Black sheep maybe?

Lithuanighanistania have u ever seen suicide club? if so can you TG or post here what the hell its about in that that goes to anyone

back to my point
oh and your kidding the girls legs are that Bad on some of them :cry: dam anime giving me the wrong idea, and movies like suicide club (i still cant get it out of my mind that the director wanted 54 dead in the first 5 mins ) showing girls with nice legs and relly fit

you havent looked hard enough. since you live in japan, you should go see zatoichi the blind swordsman

I've looked plenty hard. And as for Zatoichi, the older one was way better. In the new one (much as I love Beat), he's just not refined; he's kind of just on a reckless rampage.

if you like beat you should see these: kikujiro, getting any, merry christmas mr lawrence(not japanese)

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

Ewwww, I hate most Japanese movies. Finding a good one takes time and effort, and it's just too much work for me.

They tend to be at least pretend to be artsy. Hollywood has a style all of its own.

Haven*t seen much real Japanese cinema, have we? Sure, what gets out to Cannes or the US is pretensiously arty, but most movies here are sappy romantic comedies, badly done anime, or stupid slap stick.

Lithuanighanistania have u ever seen suicide club? if so can you TG or post here what the hell its about in that that goes to anyone

back to my point
oh and your kidding the girls legs are that Bad on some of them :cry: dam anime giving me the wrong idea, and movies like suicide club (i still cant get it out of my mind that the director wanted 54 dead in the first 5 mins ) showing girls with nice legs and relly fit

Fraid not man. I'll go look for it today maybe. Fridays after school are always the best. And yes, some of the girls should really do something about it, but int's different. Here you wear a skirt all year 'round and whatnot, so if you can't compete with the really hot chicks, and nobody's trying to look up yours, then there's almost no point.

if you like beat you should see these: kikujiro, getting any, merry christmas mr lawrence(not japanese)

Kikujiro was the only one of those even remotely acceptable. Poor little kid...

if you like beat you should see these: kikujiro, getting any, merry christmas mr lawrence(not japanese)

Kikujiro was the only one of those even remotely acceptable. Poor little kid...

seen the last one?

Haven*t seen much real Japanese cinema, have we? Sure, what gets out to Cannes or the US is pretensiously arty, but most movies here are sappy romantic comedies, badly done anime, or stupid slap stick.

Need I even mention BR2? I mean really; after the first one, they should have just let go, but no, they couldn't. Bastards.

seen the last one?

Yeah, but I left halfway through. Just wasn't my taste.

BR 1 ruled i've not seen BR2 yet, i felt sorry for all the peopel who died in BR 1 even the Fat kid and the nerds

BR 1 ruled i've not seen BR2 yet, i felt sorry for all the peopel who died in BR 1 even the Fat kid and the nerds

BR :?:

BR 1 ruled i've not seen BR2 yet, i felt sorry for all the peopel who died in BR 1 even the Fat kid and the nerds

I disagree. A movie needs storyline; the only constant can't be simply killing each other. BR2 isn't any better though. One word: fort.

Speaking from a gaikokujin's perspective on Japanese girls... most of them are interested in seeing the differences between Japanese guys and foreign guys (at least that's how I interpreted it). Then again, so are some Japanese guys (bad bad experiences).

Some Japanese girls are into sex with foreigners.. but then again... these are the same girls who will give you a one-night stand, and next night be on some other guy, same as here in N. America.

Besides, isn't true beauty much more than skin deep?

This stuff about Japanese being reserved and conforming is not always true... its like saying that all Canadians are polite or all Americans are arrogant pigs. Its true some of the time and in certain circumstances... but it is a generalization.

BR 1 ruled i've not seen BR2 yet, i felt sorry for all the peopel who died in BR 1 even the Fat kid and the nerds

I disagree. A movie needs storyline; the only constant can't be simply killing each other. BR2 isn't any better though. One word: fort.

*tries to listen*

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

Ewwww, I hate most Japanese movies. Finding a good one takes time and effort, and it's just too much work for me.

They tend to be at least pretend to be artsy. Hollywood has a style all of its own.

Haven*t seen much real Japanese cinema, have we? Sure, what gets out to Cannes or the US is pretensiously arty, but most movies here are sappy romantic comedies, badly done anime, or stupid slap stick.

I seen examples of all. As with Cinema from other cultures they arent Remarkable. With the possible exception of some of the romances.

Just DL the Suicide club and stop ya bitchin ya'll

BR 1 ruled i've not seen BR2 yet, i felt sorry for all the peopel who died in BR 1 even the Fat kid and the nerds

I disagree. A movie needs storyline; the only constant can't be simply killing each other. BR2 isn't any better though. One word: fort.

*tries to listen*

blaugh!!!

Speaking from a gaikokujin's perspective on Japanese girls... most of them are interested in seeing the differences between Japanese guys and foreign guys (at least that's how I interpreted it). Then again, so are some Japanese guys (bad bad experiences).

Some Japanese girls are into sex with foreigners.. but then again... these are the same girls who will give you a one-night stand, and next night be on some other guy, same as here in N. America.

Besides, isn't true beauty much more than skin deep?

This stuff about Japanese being reserved and conforming is not always true... its like saying that all Canadians are polite or all Americans are arrogant pigs. Its true some of the time and in certain circumstances... but it is a generalization.

True, there are exceptions to the rules, but I don't consider anyone living in Tokyo to be Japanese. They've become something very different, and very, very strange.

You see, and maybe you did your homework, but 99.9% of the people outside of Tokyo wouldn't pull that one night crap.

there is s story to battle royal it goes something like:

Kid boycotte school, stab teachers etc etc, so Japans answer was the BR law were each year 1 class was picked placed on an island and they had to kill each other off till there was one left in 3 days.

now if you watch the film you get why the kids do it (the school stuff) like on kid his mother left him, and his father killed himself so he didnt trust adults therfor didnt trusts schools.

ts relly complex you should read the book

BR 1 ruled i've not seen BR2 yet, i felt sorry for all the peopel who died in BR 1 even the Fat kid and the nerds

I disagree. A movie needs storyline; the only constant can't be simply killing each other. BR2 isn't any better though. One word: fort.

*tries to listen*

blaugh!!!

ack?

*tries to listen*

Ask and you shall learn, my son. If that asking and learning takes under 10 minutes, as lunch starts after that time.

Speaking from a gaikokujin's perspective on Japanese girls... most of them are interested in seeing the differences between Japanese guys and foreign guys (at least that's how I interpreted it). Then again, so are some Japanese guys (bad bad experiences).

Some Japanese girls are into sex with foreigners.. but then again... these are the same girls who will give you a one-night stand, and next night be on some other guy, same as here in N. America.

Besides, isn't true beauty much more than skin deep?

This stuff about Japanese being reserved and conforming is not always true... its like saying that all Canadians are polite or all Americans are arrogant pigs. Its true some of the time and in certain circumstances... but it is a generalization.

True, there are exceptions to the rules, but I don't consider anyone living in Tokyo to be Japanese. They've become something very different, and very, very strange.

You see, and maybe you did your homework, but 99.9% of the people outside of Tokyo wouldn't pull that one night crap.

uh, im going to tokyo in one month, is this bad?

uh, im going to tokyo in one month, is this bad?

If you're looking to get laid, you could probably accomplish it. If you're looking to learn anything about Japan or culture, I'm so sorry. What is your purpose of visiting?

there is s story to battle royal it goes something like:

Kid boycotte school, stab teachers etc etc, so Japans answer was the BR law were each year 1 class was picked placed on an island and they had to kill each other off till there was one left in 3 days.

now if you watch the film you get why the kids do it (the school stuff) like on kid his mother left him, and his father killed himself so he didnt trust adults therfor didnt trusts schools.

ts relly complex you should read the book

Not so complex. The point is that they needed a way to scare kids out of skipping school. And that way? Movie about Jr High kids (who, ironically, are all played by adults) killing each other seemed like a good way to go about it, I suppose.

lol..thanks for the correction. Frankly, I'll never see the interest in such forms..but..*Shrugs*Whatever works,ne?

uh, im going to tokyo in one month, is this bad?

If you're looking to get laid, you could probably accomplish it. If you're looking to learn anything about Japan or culture, I'm so sorry. What is your purpose of visiting?

no fair! *wishes he could go to japan*

uh, im going to tokyo in one month, is this bad?

If you're looking to get laid, you could probably accomplish it. If you're looking to learn anything about Japan or culture, I'm so sorry. What is your purpose of visiting?

im going with some freinds, and its purely for fun (im going to be there for a month)

lol..thanks for the correction. Frankly, I'll never see the interest in such forms..but..*Shrugs*Whatever works,ne?

I suppose. Please, refrain from saying "ne?" I hear that too much. That and "kawaii" are black-listed. It seems like half the day, that's all anyone ever says.

uh, im going to tokyo in one month, is this bad?

If you're looking to get laid, you could probably accomplish it. If you're looking to learn anything about Japan or culture, I'm so sorry. What is your purpose of visiting?

no fair! *wishes he could go to japan*

haha!!! *points*

uh, im going to tokyo in one month, is this bad?

If you're looking to get laid, you could probably accomplish it. If you're looking to learn anything about Japan or culture, I'm so sorry. What is your purpose of visiting?

no fair! *wishes he could go to japan*

haha!!! *points*

*crys* :cry:

no fair! *wishes he could go to japan*

It's not so great G. If you go, you shouldn't go strictly to Tokyo; it's almost like visiting an American city populated more completely with Japanese people.

im going with some freinds, and its purely for fun (im going to be there for a month)

Good luck then.

no fair! *wishes he could go to japan*

It's not so great G. If you go, you shouldn't go strictly to Tokyo; it's almost like visiting an American city populated more completely with Japanese people.

im going with some freinds, and its purely for fun (im going to be there for a month)

Good luck then.

*mumblemumblemumble*

*mumblemumblemumble*

Don't cry, pooky. You'll get to go someday, and then you'll feel better.

*mumblemumblemumble*

Don't cry, pooky. You'll get to go someday, and then you'll feel better.

pookypookypookypookypooky

Keep posting like rabid monkeys when I'm gone. We must break 10 pages by tomorrowq. That's only double.

*mumblemumblemumble*

Don't cry, pooky. You'll get to go someday, and then you'll feel better.

pookypookypookypookypooky

BITEH ME :lol:

*mumblemumblemumble*

Don't cry, pooky. You'll get to go someday, and then you'll feel better.

pookypookypookypookypooky

BITEH ME :lol:

i would if i knew what that was

there is s story to battle royal it goes something like:

Kid boycotte school, stab teachers etc etc, so Japans answer was the BR law were each year 1 class was picked placed on an island and they had to kill each other off till there was one left in 3 days.

now if you watch the film you get why the kids do it (the school stuff) like on kid his mother left him, and his father killed himself so he didnt trust adults therfor didnt trusts schools.

ts relly complex you should read the book

Not so complex. The point is that they needed a way to scare kids out of skipping school. And that way? Movie about Jr High kids (who, ironically, are all played by adults) killing each other seemed like a good way to go about it, I suppose.

true but all the kid (who are adults) have a story of there own (well teh main ones)

*mumblemumblemumble*

Don't cry, pooky. You'll get to go someday, and then you'll feel better.

pookypookypookypookypooky

BITEH ME :lol:

i would if i knew what that was

:twisted:

I have three links for you people. Proving without a doubt. ALL Japanese people are crazy

http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/Adictionary.html
http://www.tabletnewspaper.com/old%20tablet/vol1iss3/gongyaru.htm
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0404/0425chifure.html

The last one is especially fun to imagine assuming you've seen enough dirty Anime

I have three links for you people. Proving without a doubt. ALL Japanese people are crazy

http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/Adictionary.html
http://www.tabletnewspaper.com/old%20tablet/vol1iss3/gongyaru.htm
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0404/0425chifure.html

The last one is especially fun to imagine assuming you've seen enough dirty Anime

:lol:
Not that shocking...Not after the "used schoolgirl underwear" vending machines and the little porcelain figures of girls crapping in a bucket...etc.

Well I kinda get the Underwear.

Well I kinda get the Underwear.

I don't... But I guess people like different things...

Well I kinda get the Underwear.

I don't... But I guess people like different things...

you should! j/k :lol:

Well I kinda get the Underwear.

I don't... But I guess people like different things...

you should! j/k :lol:

You know...If I ever came across one of these machines, I would buy a pair, just to be able to say "I've bought underwear that smells like tuna from a vending machine"...

They dont exist anymore. They were made illegal shortly after they were introduced.

They dont exist anymore. They were made illegal shortly after they were introduced.

Uhm... Why were they made illegal?

Because they were filthy and immoral. I guess The Japanse didnt like thier teenage girls all making money off the sex industry. And probably some of the boys too.
It was pushing it even by japanese standards. Im not sure, but I think you can still get soiled underwear. Just not from vending machines.

They dont exist anymore. They were made illegal shortly after they were introduced.

Uhm... Why were they made illegal?

you dont want to know :lol:

was there for two months. agree with all claims made in first post.

Because they were filthy and immoral. I guess The Japanse didnt like thier teenage girls all making money off the sex industry. And probably some of the boys too.
It was pushing it even by japanese standards. Im not sure, but I think you can still get soiled underwear. Just not from vending machines.

But weird magazines with pictures of a tree raping a schoolgirl aren't ? :lol:

Because they were filthy and immoral. I guess The Japanse didnt like thier teenage girls all making money off the sex industry. And probably some of the boys too.
It was pushing it even by japanese standards. Im not sure, but I think you can still get soiled underwear. Just not from vending machines.

you'd have to look somewhat hard for it

Because they were filthy and immoral. I guess The Japanse didnt like thier teenage girls all making money off the sex industry. And probably some of the boys too.
It was pushing it even by japanese standards. Im not sure, but I think you can still get soiled underwear. Just not from vending machines.

But weird magazines with pictures of a tree raping a schoolgirl aren't ? :lol:Not If she enjoys it

Because they were filthy and immoral. I guess The Japanse didnt like thier teenage girls all making money off the sex industry. And probably some of the boys too.
It was pushing it even by japanese standards. Im not sure, but I think you can still get soiled underwear. Just not from vending machines.

But weird magazines with pictures of a tree raping a schoolgirl aren't ? :lol:Not If she enjoys it

This is some weird logic...

So that concludes today's lesson. Any questions?

Yeah. Where is Fact 3?

26% of Japan's population lives in and around Tokyo, last I checked the figures, which indicated further growth in the area. That's a rather large chunk to discount. You probably would discount Okinawa, too, right?

I suppose us folks in America draw our conclusions about Japanese schoolgirls from the prominent display thereof within Japanese pornography and our own promiscuous high school students.

Today's statistic: One third of unmarried Japanese women between the ages of 25 and 29 are still virgins.

Yes, I'd have to say that looks a bit more sexually conservative than America.

Are you sure they didnt just lie.

I now have the strange feeling to watch "Suicide Club"

It's where all these extremely hot Japanese girls commit suicide because Japanese culture influences their lives or something.

But it's kinda hard to bike to blockbuster at 10:30 pm without getting killed by your parents

Hang on a sec...how can all these be truths I will never know, if you just told me?

Or is it a conspiracy?

I told ya. Download it. They wouldnt Have it at Blockbuster anyway. If it cant be readilly obtained, then its free game

So that concludes today's lesson. Any questions?

Yeah. Where is Fact 3?

Right between Fact 2 and my ability to count.

Yes, I have returned (from my glorious lunch and physical labor)! Konishi sensei shall never again see the necktie he let me borrow. Anyway, back to the discussion.

I'm lazy, I read everything, and I don't particularly feel like responding. Any more questions, comments, sarcastic remarks, or blatant spamming?

Hang on a sec...how can all these be truths I will never know, if you just told me?

Or is it a conspiracy?

I told you all already! If you look too closely into this, you will unravel the very fabric of the universe. Just take my word for it that you can know them as truths, but you can't back them up without A: extensive amounts of research, or B: living in Japan for a very long time.

I heard there is somewhat of a nationalist Movement in Japan. Is this true.

I heard there is somewhat of a nationalist Movement in Japan. Is this true.

Um...There is something like that, but most Japanese people are not even remotely Nationalist. The people you may be talking about drive around in black buses with tinted windows, screaming at the top of megaphones, making me late for school and generally pissed off, and think that Japan should go back to the way it was with shogun and such. These people also happen to be yakuza, which is why nobody honks at them, for fear of severely pissing them off.

I just saw this posted at another messageboard

Hi Dillon, the Japanese government at the moment is full of nationalists (and probably racists too). Foreigners are getting increasingly blamed for crime and unemployment in Japan. I don't know where that is heading but in general I would say the majority of Japanese are for peace, but that doesn't explain their government does it? The first government to deploty Japanese troops onto foreign soil (Iraq, at the request of the USA) since the end of WW-II. A very controversial decision not just in Japan, but in the region in general. Japan is a nation ignorant of the past, and unwilling to recognise past atrocities and mistakes because of the perceived shame. It's far more easy to see themselves as the victim, which is a common mentality when the topic of WW-II comes up in Japan.

Some further points I would like to make about Japan :
(1) She has stockpiles of plutonium, enough to build thousands of atom bombs, and the technical capacity to build them quickly.
(2) She has one of the most advanced militaries in the world.
(3) She has very few natural resources of her own (which was one of the causes of her original imperial aspirations to begin with). This problem is still there, but through their massive exports and economy it is less of a problem today. Will that always be the case? Probably not. History has a way of repeating itself. Will competition with China give rise to a new form of Japanese nationalism? Who knows.

Japan has always had isolationist attitudes. They can be a xenophobic people, and certainly a nation one would want to keep an eye on. This is just my opinion anyway. Others may differ, but talk to any Chinese about this and they will probably agree and feel this sort of suspicion as well.

I believe as long as the US has a significant interest in Japan, a military presence, and an economic presence Japan will not be a threat. I don't think the Japanese as a whole hate the Americans, afterall they have adopted American culture with enthusiasm. Most Japanese don't even think about the past. I have a Japanese friend who is a bit of a nationalist and he thinks Americans are arrogant, but he doesn't hate them. He also thinks Asia would have been better off if Japan won her empire in the region and things would be more stable. but of course he doesn't speak for the whole of Japan. It's one person's opinion.

alot of the older generation people still hold war grudges against Americans (my grandfather is still quite pissed). They always criticize us younger generations for being too open to other cultures (and leaving the Japanese culture behind)

Would you agree with it?

Ooh. And while were on the Subject of these Vending Machines It seems the Hentai glassary can help us out

BURUSERA (a mangling of two english words: 'bloomers' and 'sailor') (ok, that's not so helpful either, since americans don't really use either word in this context. . . . 'bloomers' are little gym shorts that highschool girls wear. 'sailor', well, should be obvious) anyway, burusera is more of a cult than a fetish at this point! guys will collect not only the panties of Actual, Real Schoolgirls .. . . but their socks, uniforms, (particularly the bloomers), and . . . . urine, why not. there are some stores where you can just browse the merchandise. then there are other, more 'interactive' stores where they circumvent the child prostitution laws by having the Actual Real Schoolgirl model the bloomers (socks, urine, what-have-you) in the room next door, while you watch through a one-way mirror. Then of course they have to strip off the clothes and seal them up in a little baggie. Guys will collect uniforms from different schools, and swap the items among each other, much like indie record collector nerds. Which they probably also are.

Uhmm...can I still hold out hope for Chinese girls?

I just saw this posted at another messageboard

Hi Dillon, the Japanese government at the moment is full of nationalists (and probably racists too). Foreigners are getting increasingly blamed for crime and unemployment in Japan. I don't know where that is heading but in general I would say the majority of Japanese are for peace, but that doesn't explain their government does it? The first government to deploty Japanese troops onto foreign soil (Iraq, at the request of the USA) since the end of WW-II. A very controversial decision not just in Japan, but in the region in general. Japan is a nation ignorant of the past, and unwilling to recognise past atrocities and mistakes because of the perceived shame. It's far more easy to see themselves as the victim, which is a common mentality when the topic of WW-II comes up in Japan.

Some further points I would like to make about Japan :
(1) She has stockpiles of plutonium, enough to build thousands of atom bombs, and the technical capacity to build them quickly.
(2) She has one of the most advanced militaries in the world.
(3) She has very few natural resources of her own (which was one of the causes of her original imperial aspirations to begin with). This problem is still there, but through their massive exports and economy it is less of a problem today. Will that always be the case? Probably not. History has a way of repeating itself. Will competition with China give rise to a new form of Japanese nationalism? Who knows.

Japan has always had isolationist attitudes. They can be a xenophobic people, and certainly a nation one would want to keep an eye on. This is just my opinion anyway. Others may differ, but talk to any Chinese about this and they will probably agree and feel this sort of suspicion as well.

I believe as long as the US has a significant interest in Japan, a military presence, and an economic presence Japan will not be a threat. I don't think the Japanese as a whole hate the Americans, afterall they have adopted American culture with enthusiasm. Most Japanese don't even think about the past. I have a Japanese friend who is a bit of a nationalist and he thinks Americans are arrogant, but he doesn't hate them. He also thinks Asia would have been better off if Japan won her empire in the region and things would be more stable. but of course he doesn't speak for the whole of Japan. It's one person's opinion.

alot of the older generation people still hold war grudges against Americans (my grandfather is still quite pissed). They always criticize us younger generations for being too open to other cultures (and leaving the Japanese culture behind)

Would you agree with it?

Ooh. And while were on the Subject of these Vending Machines It seems the Hentai glassary can help us out

BURUSERA (a mangling of two english words: 'bloomers' and 'sailor') (ok, that's not so helpful either, since americans don't really use either word in this context. . . . 'bloomers' are little gym shorts that highschool girls wear. 'sailor', well, should be obvious) anyway, burusera is more of a cult than a fetish at this point! guys will collect not only the panties of Actual, Real Schoolgirls .. . . but their socks, uniforms, (particularly the bloomers), and . . . . urine, why not. there are some stores where you can just browse the merchandise. then there are other, more 'interactive' stores where they circumvent the child prostitution laws by having the Actual Real Schoolgirl model the bloomers (socks, urine, what-have-you) in the room next door, while you watch through a one-way mirror. Then of course they have to strip off the clothes and seal them up in a little baggie. Guys will collect uniforms from different schools, and swap the items among each other, much like indie record collector nerds. Which they probably also are.

In regard to the crime and employment question, it's only relevant to crime. only one out of 1000 people living in Japan is foreign, and (I admit, this number may be wrong by now) 90% of them are either Korean or Chinese. True, the college students, particularly those from China are a large crime problem, but I've never heard a single person say "Those damn Chinese are messing our country up!" Possibly because they realize that it isn't true.

As for the other stuff, military and whatnot, I have only this to say. I can't comment on the Japanese nuclear weapons program except to say that they aren't doing anything that anyone knows of. As for the "most advanced military in the world" crap, I guess all those videos of Japanese military providing first aid and sanitizing water (yes, that is their purpose in Iraq; sanitizing water) on the news is just a load.

Old people do indeed dislike foreign people WHO DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM IN JAPANESE. I've never had a problem with a single old person. In fact, they're probably more friendly than any young people. One day, I got off the bus in winter, snow to my ankles, wearing only my blazer and normal school stuff, and said hello to an ancient woman shoveling the sidewalk. She didn't get angry, or tell me to get out of the country. She told me, quite hilariously, "Put on a hat." I told her I was okay and she just started laughing. Yes, they must all hate us.

That vending machine thing. As I said; Tokyo is a messed up place that is neither Japan nor affiliated with Japan as far as I'm concerned. I've heard of these places, and the girls who work there are ganguro to the max. Like bleach blonde hair, and scum of their schools. Most are not even remotely attractive. Better that old men jack off to them changing than rape them in an alley.

Uhmm...can I still hold out hope for Chinese girls?

If you want to...

under the impression that all Japanese high school girls are super hot, super horny, and super into foreign guys.

who exactly is bored enough to be thinking about what the girls in another country are thinking about?

BR 1 ruled i've not seen BR2 yet, i felt sorry for all the peopel who died in BR 1 even the Fat kid and the nerds


cmon
br was sooooo stupid, it was fun to see them all get chopped up bu what was the point of the whole thing

btw, japan has won in my poll of "the worlds craziest nations" congratulations, you should all be very proud

who exactly is bored enough to be thinking about what the girls in another country are thinking about?

Whoever happens to think that.

Your thing about them not having sex isn't really true.

Your thing about them not having sex isn't really true.

Your thing about them not having sex isn't really true.

who exactly is bored enough to be thinking about what the girls in another country are thinking about?

Whoever happens to think that.

That's not boredom, that's natural guy thoughts.

Your thing about them not having sex isn't really true.

I was speaking on the majority. And yes, as far as the majority is concerened, them not having sex is indeed true. Same goes for the guys.

That's not boredom, that's natural guy thoughts.

That all girls want to screw your brains out because you're foreign? Maybe this is just me, but that's a little egotistical.

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

Ewwww, I hate most Japanese movies. Finding a good one takes time and effort, and it's just too much work for me.

They tend to be at least pretend to be artsy. Hollywood has a style all of its own.

Haven*t seen much real Japanese cinema, have we? Sure, what gets out to Cannes or the US is pretensiously arty, but most movies here are sappy romantic comedies, badly done anime, or stupid slap stick.

I seen examples of all. As with Cinema from other cultures they arent Remarkable. With the possible exception of some of the romances.

Just DL the Suicide club and stop ya bitchin ya'll

(I just know I'm gonna get the flames for this, but...)
Battle Royale was just pretentious another Kitano "Beat" Takeshi want to be artsy wank, like most of his crap.

IMHO, the only major Japanese directors worth the film have been Ozu, Kurosawa (the earlier the better - he just got wanky and self indulgent at the end), Juzo Itami, Hayao Miyazaki, and Masayuki Suo (who barely passes).

26% of Japan's population lives in and around Tokyo, last I checked the figures, which indicated further growth in the area. That's a rather large chunk to discount. You probably would discount Okinawa, too, right?

I suppose us folks in America draw our conclusions about Japanese schoolgirls from the prominent display thereof within Japanese pornography and our own promiscuous high school students.

Today's statistic: One third of unmarried Japanese women between the ages of 25 and 29 are still virgins.

Yes, I'd have to say that looks a bit more sexually conservative than America.

Are you sure they didnt just lie.

I want to see a source on that. I have lived here long enough to call B-Fing-S on that without a good reliable source...

(I just know I'm gonna get the flames for this, but...)
Battle Royale was just pretentious another Kitano "Beat" Takeshi want to be artsy wank, like most of his crap.

IMHO, the only major Japanese directors worth the film have been Ozu, Kurosawa (the earlier the better - he just got wanky and self indulgent at the end), Juzo Itami, Hayao Miyazaki, and Masayuki Suo (who barely passes).

I kind of liked Battle Royale myself, but each person is entitled to their own opinions. Akira Kurosawa was indeed a genius, and I like a lot of Kiyoshi Kurosawa's work. (No relation.) And I'm oddly rather fond of Takashi Miike. even his crappy movies are interesting in a weird sense.

I heard there is somewhat of a nationalist Movement in Japan. Is this true.

Um...There is something like that, but most Japanese people are not even remotely Nationalist. The people you may be talking about drive around in black buses with tinted windows, screaming at the top of megaphones, making me late for school and generally pissed off, and think that Japan should go back to the way it was with shogun and such. These people also happen to be yakuza, which is why nobody honks at them, for fear of severely pissing them off.

Not actually Yaks. Just allied with the Yaks (and look into the history of the US occupation, the Korean war, the Yaks, the SDF, and the anti-union movement, as well all tied in to each other - and that is not a conspiracy theory, but well documented history.)

But, yes. In general most Japanese find the blatant nationalists to be an embarassing joke

Uhmm...can I still hold out hope for Chinese girls?

Worse.

Not actually Yaks. Just allied with the Yaks (and look into the history of the US occupation, the Korean war, the Yaks, the SDF, and the anti-union movement, as well all tied in to each other - and that is not a conspiracy theory, but well documented history.)

But, yes. In general most Japanese find the blatant nationalists to be an embarassing joke

You could say that they aren't actually Yaks, but you could also say that the Freemasons didn't run their share of things a hundred and fifty years ago. It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

That and I live in Niigata. Let's just say that when Man-gon-byon-go comes lurking around, they show up by the hundreds. Sometimes they wear short sleeves. I don't really care what you call them, but they are as Yak as any of the Tokyo Yaks who terrorize your company executives.

(I just know I'm gonna get the flames for this, but...)
Battle Royale was just pretentious another Kitano "Beat" Takeshi want to be artsy wank, like most of his crap.

IMHO, the only major Japanese directors worth the film have been Ozu, Kurosawa (the earlier the better - he just got wanky and self indulgent at the end), Juzo Itami, Hayao Miyazaki, and Masayuki Suo (who barely passes).

I kind of liked Battle Royale myself, but each person is entitled to their own opinions. Akira Kurosawa was indeed a genius, and I like a lot of Kiyoshi Kurosawa's work. (No relation.) And I'm oddly rather fond of Takashi Miike. even his crappy movies are interesting in a weird sense.

Yeah. There are more decent Japanese dircetors out there than I listed. And Ring was pretty good.
Most of my vitrol was aimed at the pretentious want to be artsy crowd and the "every Japanese film is golden" crowds. A lot of the "worst" Japanese cinema is really quite good. (And yes, I know that marks me as a bit of an anti-snob snob... oh well... :? )

Concept's random trivia for the day.

Silicone brest inplants were invented in Japan in the 1940s. Japanese prostitutes had their breasts injected with substances such as paraffin, sponges and non-medical grade silicone to enlarge their breasts, believing that American servicemen favor women with large breasts.

Concept's random trivia for the day.

Silicone brest inplants were invented in Japan in the 1940s. Japanese prostitutes had their breasts injected with substances such as paraffin, sponges and non-medical grade silicone to enlarge their breasts, believing that American servicemen favor women with large breasts.

Citation, please!

Concept's random trivia for the day.

Silicone brest inplants were invented in Japan in the 1940s. Japanese prostitutes had their breasts injected with substances such as paraffin, sponges and non-medical grade silicone to enlarge their breasts, believing that American servicemen favor women with large breasts.

and how!

Concept's random trivia for the day.

Silicone brest inplants were invented in Japan in the 1940s. Japanese prostitutes had their breasts injected with substances such as paraffin, sponges and non-medical grade silicone to enlarge their breasts, believing that American servicemen favor women with large breasts.

Citation, please!

Hold on.

All I am getting on that are unattributed copies of an unsources wikipedia article. Most likely an urban legend at best.

Citation.

http://www.info-implants.com/Quebec/Hans/02.html

The history goes back to Japan, during the 1940’s.

Japanese prostitutes injected their breasts with substances such as paraffin and silicone because they believed that American servicemen liked large breasts

And, in the interests of the OPs proposition, I actually kept a running log of the Japanese women I had a good look at today on the subway to work, at work, on the subway home, and at my local bar (heavy crowds discounted):

Total logged: 313
Hot (9-10s): 16
Nice (7-8s): 66
Ok (4-6s): 138
Not so hot (3s): 36
Bad (1-2s): 43

Completely subjective and an insignificantly small sample group statistically, but comes out on a bell curve (82/138/79)....

Good enough?

Citation.

http://www.info-implants.com/Quebec/Hans/02.html

The history goes back to Japan, during the 1940’s.

Japanese prostitutes injected their breasts with substances such as paraffin and silicone because they believed that American servicemen liked large breasts

Good enough?

Sorry, I need a better source than hearsay from a speech class syllabus. When you can find a medical journal giving case histories, I will believe it. Otherwise BS!

Citation.

http://www.info-implants.com/Quebec/Hans/02.html

The history goes back to Japan, during the 1940’s.

Japanese prostitutes injected their breasts with substances such as paraffin and silicone because they believed that American servicemen liked large breasts

Good enough?

Sorry, I need a better source than hearsay from a speech class syllabus. When you can find a medical journal giving case histories, I will believe it. Otherwise BS!

OK, I admit defeat. Found souces saying 1890's, 190's etc (although a lot of them do say that Japanese prostitutes got them to lure US servicement).

btw, is this an emotive topic for you? you seem to be getting overly worked up on a minor subject.

im listening to a japanese band right now, they're so good

im listening to a japanese band right now, they're so good

Which one? I know a few, my favorite probably being Dragon Ash

im listening to a japanese band right now, they're so good

Which one? I know a few, my favorite probably being Dragon Ash

the pillows, they rule hardcore

Citation.

http://www.info-implants.com/Quebec/Hans/02.html

The history goes back to Japan, during the 1940’s.

Japanese prostitutes injected their breasts with substances such as paraffin and silicone because they believed that American servicemen liked large breasts

Good enough?

Sorry, I need a better source than hearsay from a speech class syllabus. When you can find a medical journal giving case histories, I will believe it. Otherwise BS!

OK, I admit defeat. Found souces saying 1890's, 190's etc (although a lot of them do say that Japanese prostitutes got them to lure US servicement).

btw, is this an emotive topic for you? you seem to be getting overly worked up on a minor subject.

Not particularly. I just hate to see people spread ULs like that. :wink:

Some favorite Japanese bands, in no particular order:
Shang Shang Typhoon
Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
Blue Hearts
Melt Banana
Orquestra De La Luz
Bakufu Slump

How i missed this how thread is WAY beyond me. good japanese music-

Kuro Yume
Sex Machineguns
Eastern Youth
Kemuri
Shakalabbits
The Stand Up
and more...

BTW- i can verify what Dai and Lith have said about japan, they are perfectly correct.

I know what you're doing! You're lying about the hot japanese girls so you can have them all to yourself! :P

I know what you're doing! You're lying about the hot japanese girls so you can have them all to yourself! :P

I declare war upon the topic poster!

Who's with me on this?

sorry colodia, i gotta defend my friend here- cuz hes right. and i gotta go. bye.

Sie sprechen über jap's nach rechts?

sorry colodia, i gotta defend my friend here- cuz hes right. and i gotta go. bye.

aha! A part of the axis

We'll have a big surprise ready for you...TOMORROW!

sorry colodia, i gotta defend my friend here- cuz hes right. and i gotta go. bye.

I was joking, you know?

Sie sprechen über jap's nach rechts?
Links.

sorry colodia, i gotta defend my friend here- cuz hes right. and i gotta go. bye.

I was joking, you know?

:x

AIYEEA!!!

Replies to various things:

MUSIC, good

Kuroyume
Tokyo ska para
The Blue Hearts
Kemuri (English, but Japanese peeps)

I left my CDs upstairs, and it's so far to get them, so that's all for now.

GIRLS, hot

As a response, next time I go to school, I will catalogue the number of hot girls in my school for future use. Names will not be included. Also, if you counted any college girls in those numbers, it becomes null and void, as the topic is in reference to High School chicks.

I declare war upon the topic poster!

Who's with me on this?

I'm trying to help you. Declaring war on me is declaring war on yourselves...or...something.

Ah yes, my last post for today (unless anyone replies to this, in which case...).

Fact 4 (not to be confused with the first, seemingly out of place, Fact 4): Japanese girls are incapable of saying "no."

Yes, Japanese girls do indeed not go out on dates with you when they say they will, but they do not ever say "no." They say "Next time", they say "I'm busy this weekend." They do not say "no." There, this is not as controversial, or as likely to bring in those posts as the first did, but it needs to be said nonetheless.

Hmn, you raise some good facts worth thinking about.

Hmn, you raise some good facts worth thinking about.

(The ellusive)Fact 3: I raise some good facts worth thinking about.

Despite the feeling I have that this is nothing but a dirty, dirty, slightly sweaty lie, I still like it. Sarcasm has its places.

Hmn, you raise some good facts worth thinking about.

(The ellusive)Fact 3: I raise some good facts worth thinking about.

Despite the feeling I have that this is nothing but a dirty, dirty, slightly sweaty lie, I still like it. Sarcasm has its places.

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Hey, you mod peoples. If you delete it, make one of those funny messages and warn him. Those are my favorites.

...What the poop did you say anyway?

Hey, you mod peoples. If you delete it, make one of those funny messages and warn him. Those are my favorites.

...What the poop did you say anyway?

*Cackle* Actually, I did that myself for fun. ^_^

*Cackle* Actually, I did that myself for fun. ^_^

Ah, I was wondering how they found and deleted it so quick. They aren't usually that crafty.

*Cackle* Actually, I did that myself for fun. ^_^

Ah, I was wondering how they found and deleted it so quick. They aren't usually that crafty.

I know.

Ah, the pleasure of making fun of the mods... ;)

Well, it's now 11:30 in the pm, and this reporter is tired, and stinky. Time to masturbate, shower, and then sleep if time allows. Word to all my G's east and west, I'm out. Post like rabid, hyper-active monkeys whilst I am gone. Make this page big! Really big! Larger than my sexual organ, if at all possible.

Okay, this is to the Japan-o-philes who are under the impression that all Japanese high school girls are super hot, super horny, and super into foreign guys. This is the truth, as only I (and Kisarazu) can explain to you.

Fact 1: For every hot Japanese girl, there are 9 not hot Japanese girls.
Yes, this is a fact. We would all like to think that they are all so hot that just looking at them makes you jizz your pants, but it's just not true. You go to Japan, and sit in one spot, and just watch. For every hot girl, 9 un-hot girls will pass you.

Fact 2: Japanese girls have no idea what sex is.
Japanese girls in high school just don't have sex. They just don't. There are maybe 2 in my whole school that have seen a penis, and only one of them has gone farther than a handjob, I'm sure. They spend too much time at an after-school activity, or shopping. It's hard to believe, I'm sure, but you won't get laid here.

Fact 4: Foreign guys=look, not touch
True, you may get some nice looks, maybe even a phone number. Don't expect to get much further though. This is the extent of the play you're gonna get. Enjoy it though; feel good about it, but remember that you're a joke to them, not a hottie.

So that concludes today's lesson. Any questions? Comments? Keeping in mind that all of you are in a foreign country, and I'm typing this from the computer lab in my school...In Japan.

You're right, i'm part Japanese...leaning more towards that than my american side in looks.... but, i'm a girl, and I don't see the big deal, especially when you're at work waitressing and all these guys keep trying to mess with you and shit, they need to leave us alone... ;____;

Okay, this is to the Japan-o-philes who are under the impression that all Japanese high school girls are super hot, super horny, and super into foreign guys. This is the truth, as only I (and Kisarazu) can explain to you.

Fact 1: For every hot Japanese girl, there are 9 not hot Japanese girls.
Yes, this is a fact. We would all like to think that they are all so hot that just looking at them makes you jizz your pants, but it's just not true. You go to Japan, and sit in one spot, and just watch. For every hot girl, 9 un-hot girls will pass you.

Fact 2: Japanese girls have no idea what sex is.
Japanese girls in high school just don't have sex. They just don't. There are maybe 2 in my whole school that have seen a penis, and only one of them has gone farther than a handjob, I'm sure. They spend too much time at an after-school activity, or shopping. It's hard to believe, I'm sure, but you won't get laid here.

Fact 4: Foreign guys=look, not touch
True, you may get some nice looks, maybe even a phone number. Don't expect to get much further though. This is the extent of the play you're gonna get. Enjoy it though; feel good about it, but remember that you're a joke to them, not a hottie.

So that concludes today's lesson. Any questions? Comments? Keeping in mind that all of you are in a foreign country, and I'm typing this from the computer lab in my school...In Japan.

You're right, i'm part Japanese...leaning more towards that than my american side in looks.... but, i'm a girl, and I don't see the big deal, especially when you're at work waitressing and all these guys keep trying to mess with you and shit, they need to leave us alone... ;____;

As an Asian, just of curiosity...
What's the big deal with Asian girls in general anyway?

You're right, i'm part Japanese...leaning more towards that than my american side in looks.... but, i'm a girl, and I don't see the big deal, especially when you're at work waitressing and all these guys keep trying to mess with you and shit, they need to leave us alone... ;____;

Yes, we are all victims of the Japan-o-philes. It's hard to come to terms with, especially when you consider that I'm not Japanese. Althouth, it's harder to be white in Japan than Japanese anywhere else, just take my word on it.

As an Asian, just of curiosity...
What's the big deal with Asian girls in general anyway?

I live under this philosophy; a beautiful woman is beautiful, regardless of race, creed, or age. It happens that the most beautiful woman I've ever seen or loved has been Japanese. As for all the people who just blatantly say "All Japanese women are so hot", I can't speak for them.

Yeah, not to be a kill-joy here, but there is one universal constant in all this:

All guys on some level, have a thing for hot asian women, with the only exception being asian men, who actually have a thing for slutty american women.

If I could instantly become fluent in japanese, i'd be over there in a heartbeat. Face it, our culture sucks, and they have cooler toys over there. : )

Replies to various things:

MUSIC, good

Kuroyume
Tokyo ska para
The Blue Hearts
Kemuri (English, but Japanese peeps)

I left my CDs upstairs, and it's so far to get them, so that's all for now.

GIRLS, hot

As a response, next time I go to school, I will catalogue the number of hot girls in my school for future use. Names will not be included. Also, if you counted any college girls in those numbers, it becomes null and void, as the topic is in reference to High School chicks.

I wil; dicount those figures as being all women, all ages on my way top work, at work, on my way to my local izakaya, and at the izakaya. The subway drags the figures way down, work brings them up. (And a big reason I I love working in at an eikaiwa in Japan - the sales staff is hired on at least partially on appearance, the teaching staff on the qualification of being a native English speaker.)

Yeah, not to be a kill-joy here, but there is one universal constant in all this:

All guys on some level, have a thing for hot asian women, with the only exception being asian men, who actually have a thing for slutty american women.

If I could instantly become fluent in japanese, i'd be over there in a heartbeat. Face it, our culture sucks, and they have cooler toys over there. : )

No. NO. NO. You are so wrong....

Some immature Western jackasses have a thing for fake fantasy "hot" Asian women.

Japanese culture is no less sucky thatn any other culture. Japanese "toys" suck. And You would most likely be on the first plane back home.

Yeah, not to be a kill-joy here, but there is one universal constant in all this:

All guys on some level, have a thing for hot asian women, with the only exception being asian men, who actually have a thing for slutty american women.

If I could instantly become fluent in japanese, i'd be over there in a heartbeat. Face it, our culture sucks, and they have cooler toys over there. : )

No. NO. NO. You are so wrong....

Some immature Western jackasses have a thing for fake fantasy "hot" Asian women.

Japanese culture is no less sucky thatn any other culture. Japanese "toys" suck. And You would most likely be on the first plane back home.

thats not very nice lol. but true, most americans couldn't survive in Japan, but that's just the way things are.

thats not very nice lol. but true, most americans couldn't survive in Japan, but that's just the way things are.

It may not be nice, but it is based on lbeing an American living here for 13+ years. I have seen so many come here with the sorts of expectations he espoused. And almost every single one was headed home as soon as they ran into reality...

As have said before:
Japan is a country. People live here. Some people and some things are really cool. Some people and some things are really horrible.

So what? Don' t obssess about it, either way. The biggest lesson I have learned from living here (especially as a gaijin in Osaka, which has brought me into contact with litterally 1000s of people from over 100 countries) is people are people. White, yellow, brown, black, or all mixed up, most of the BS doesn't matter.

I think I'd prefer to live in Britain for the rest of my life, cherishing my racist views.

I think I'd prefer to live in Britain for the rest of my life, cherishing my racist views.

Cool. To each his own. But you will have to deal with the negative effects one way or another...

No offense to anyone, but this seems to be a very random and pointless thread :s

I know I'm just making it worsebut I looked at this thread and now I'm just thinking....


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I mean :?

Who cares if people like Japanese porn or whatever this is about :?:

No offense to anyone, but this seems to be a very random and pointless thread :s

I know I'm just making it worsebut I looked at this thread and now I'm just thinking....


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I mean :?

Who cares if people like Japanese porn or whatever this is about :?:

I care because I wanted an explaination for american guys trying to grab my ass at work, when i'm not a stripper or anything, BUT a waitress! =/

No offense to anyone, but this seems to be a very random and pointless thread :s

I know I'm just making it worsebut I looked at this thread and now I'm just thinking....


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I mean :?

Who cares if people like Japanese porn or whatever this is about :?:

I care because I wanted an explaination for american guys trying to grab my ass at work, when i'm not a stripper or anything, BUT a waitress! =/

Thats messed up but it's still differnt then what this original post was talking about.....I think.....I dob't really have any idea anymore

Yeah, not to be a kill-joy here, but there is one universal constant in all this:

All guys on some level, have a thing for hot asian women, with the only exception being asian men, who actually have a thing for slutty american women.

If I could instantly become fluent in japanese, i'd be over there in a heartbeat. Face it, our culture sucks, and they have cooler toys over there. : )

Being fluent in Japanese does not get you laid.

Fact 5: Being fluent in Japanese will not get you laid in Japan.

Sure, it isn't going to hurt, but it certainly won't get you any ass. They've all seen the foreigners who speak three words so many times, that when someone like us shows up, they immediately classify us. That means no sex. Speaking from experience, the only way to get sex is just like getting it anywhere else.

Fact 5: Being fluent in Japanese will not get you laid in Japan.

Sure, it isn't going to hurt, but it certainly won't get you any ass. They've all seen the foreigners who speak three words so many times, that when someone like us shows up, they immediately classify us. That means no sex. Speaking from experience, the only way to get sex is just like getting it anywhere else.

Yeah, really, if I knew some american guy came in my country speaking Japanese only to get sex i'd probably shoot them.

Fact 5: Being fluent in Japanese will not get you laid in Japan.

Sure, it isn't going to hurt, but it certainly won't get you any ass. They've all seen the foreigners who speak three words so many times, that when someone like us shows up, they immediately classify us. That means no sex. Speaking from experience, the only way to get sex is just like getting it anywhere else.

Yeah, really, if I knew some american guy came in my country speaking Japanese only to get sex i'd probably shoot them.

ahh, but we come prepared!

*shoves the 2nd amendment in people's feces*

Yeh! Take that!!!!111!!!!

But your right. I'd probably join you in the shooting. It'll be a waste of time trying to learn Japanese anyways...unless you got business or whatever...

Fact 5: Being fluent in Japanese will not get you laid in Japan.

Sure, it isn't going to hurt, but it certainly won't get you any ass. They've all seen the foreigners who speak three words so many times, that when someone like us shows up, they immediately classify us. That means no sex. Speaking from experience, the only way to get sex is just like getting it anywhere else.

Out of my circle of 10 or so closest friends, probably 2 speak Japanese quite fluently. The others to a lesser degree. One fluent speaker is a ladies man who has a different woman every week. The other is, as much as I like the guy, is clueless when it comes to women. Fluency in any language does not equal people skills, but people skills can certainly transend the language barrier.

Fact 5: Being fluent in Japanese will not get you laid in Japan.

Sure, it isn't going to hurt, but it certainly won't get you any ass. They've all seen the foreigners who speak three words so many times, that when someone like us shows up, they immediately classify us. That means no sex. Speaking from experience, the only way to get sex is just like getting it anywhere else.

Yeah, really, if I knew some american guy came in my country speaking Japanese only to get sex i'd probably shoot them.

ahh, but we come prepared!

*shoves the 2nd amendment in people's feces*

Yeh! Take that!!!!111!!!!

But your right. I'd probably join you in the shooting. It'll be a waste of time trying to learn Japanese anyways...unless you got business or whatever...
Well, yeah, but if you work at a Japanese company and know Japanese fluently, i'm guessing that would make a HUGE difference. =)

Okay, this is to the Japan-o-philes who are under the impression that all Japanese high school girls are super hot, super horny, and super into foreign guys. This is the truth, as only I (and Kisarazu) can explain to you.

Fact 1: For every hot Japanese girl, there are 9 not hot Japanese girls.
Yes, this is a fact. We would all like to think that they are all so hot that just looking at them makes you jizz your pants, but it's just not true. You go to Japan, and sit in one spot, and just watch. For every hot girl, 9 un-hot girls will pass you.

Fact 2: Japanese girls have no idea what sex is.
Japanese girls in high school just don't have sex. They just don't. There are maybe 2 in my whole school that have seen a penis, and only one of them has gone farther than a handjob, I'm sure. They spend too much time at an after-school activity, or shopping. It's hard to believe, I'm sure, but you won't get laid here.

Fact 4: Foreign guys=look, not touch
True, you may get some nice looks, maybe even a phone number. Don't expect to get much further though. This is the extent of the play you're gonna get. Enjoy it though; feel good about it, but remember that you're a joke to them, not a hottie.

So that concludes today's lesson. Any questions? Comments? Keeping in mind that all of you are in a foreign country, and I'm typing this from the computer lab in my school...In Japan.

I like you. Your funny yet accurate. Also this applies to slovak and indian women to.

Out of my circle of 10 or so closest friends, probably 2 speak Japanese quite fluently. The others to a lesser degree. One fluent speaker is a ladies man who has a different woman every week. The other is, as much as I like the guy, is clueless when it comes to women. Fluency in any language does not equal people skills, but people skills can certainly transend the language barrier.

I'm not fluent per se, but I don't have problems with communication. Only keigo...I swear the only reason they keep that around is to piss us off. Anyway, point being that if any of my facts were bull shyte, I would be getting so much ass that my schlong would be rubbed red. Heh, Andrew knows a funny story involving my schlong and someone's teeth that just popped into my head. (Sexual connotation unintended)

dan, if there is no sexual connotation there i will eat this computer right now. RIGHT NOW!

I want to move to Osaka. Keigo sux. oh, and japanophiles suck. being short sucks. i like Tsutaya.

dan, if there is no sexual connotation there i will eat this computer right now. RIGHT NOW!

I want to move to Osaka. Keigo sux. oh, and japanophiles suck. being short sucks. i like Tsutaya.

Which reminds me; when we going? And check the other Forum that we Unrelentlessly Attend. I gave you suggestions for your next surname.

ahhh, yes well... Flexible Use of Airspace is a good idea i think... i saw it, clever but no cookies for you.

Japanese girls: the truth that you will never know...


but now i do

Japanese girls: the truth that you will never know...


but now i do

Yeah, a lot of people have pointed out my flaw of logic. Unfortunately, I keep telling them that to question too carefully will unravel the very fabric of the universe...

Damnit watch the movie. A lot of good movies come out of japan. They understand the desolation of western Society better than we do, because in some ways theirs is an extreme of it.

Ewwww, I hate most Japanese movies. Finding a good one takes time and effort, and it's just too much work for me.

you havent looked hard enough. since you live in japan, you should go see zatoichi the blind swordsman

No need to go to Japan to see Zatoichi, its supposed to come out in the late summer here in the United States.

No need to go to Japan to see Zatoichi, its supposed to come out in the late summer here in the United States.

The new one isn't as good as the old one, as I've stated before. Get the classic; you'll enjoy it more.

Just out of curiosity, isn't there anyone who has questions about Japan? Like real questions. Three people here can actually answer them.

Just out of curiosity, isn't there anyone who has questions about Japan? Like real questions. Three people here can actually answer them.

Actually, I always wondered which nation was leading the world in new technology...

the U.S., Japan, or another nation?

Depends on the technology.
But, in general, the US has a slight to fair edge on Japan in most fields. This is especially true in getting technology to market and use in everyday life.
One big exception would be cell phones. I believe Sweden is number one, closely followed by Japan.

Ahh! I got one!

Have the Japanese ever heard of a Latina singer named "Paulina Rubio" who apparently shot a music video that was....really Japanese.

I don't really follow recent pop music that much. Kaz and Lith can probably answer that one better than this old foggie can ;).

Googled her and came up with a Japanese release of Border Girl, so she is at least known here.

http://eil.com/newgallery/Paulina-Rubio-Border-Girl-255318.jpg

Googled her and came up with a Japanese release of Border Girl, so she is at least known here.

http://eil.com/newgallery/Paulina-Rubio-Border-Girl-255318.jpgthat's her!

Except she's better lookin then that

Except she's better lookin then that

So the point of that question is that you want to know if we have heard of a singer? Well, it was a fair question...

Depends on the technology.
But, in general, the US has a slight to fair edge on Japan in most fields. This is especially true in getting technology to market and use in everyday life.
One big exception would be cell phones. I believe Sweden is number one, closely followed by Japan.

NO!!!! Those dirty Swedes will never conquer the power of my precious Vodafone...

Depends on the technology.
But, in general, the US has a slight to fair edge on Japan in most fields. This is especially true in getting technology to market and use in everyday life.
One big exception would be cell phones. I believe Sweden is number one, closely followed by Japan.

NO!!!! Those dirty Swedes will never conquer the power of my precious Vodafone...

:) Yep. We wouldn't want the Swedes to beat the Brits....

:) Yep. We wouldn't want the Swedes to beat the Brits....

If I knew your email I would sha-mail you my middle finger. But no, then you would know something that you shouldn't.

y27e65c46f8xrc@k. you know the rest ;)

y27e65c46f8xrc@k. you know the rest ;)

But then you'll be able to contact me...It'd just be strange. I'm not read for that kind of commitment.

Okay, more Japan-o-philes need to be informed, and the number of views against the number of posts is horridly out of proportion, therefore BUMP!!!

oh oh! me! me! Soooo... im in japan. when are all those sexy girls in school girls gonna jump me? i like, am sooo ready for sex!

and uhhh, ya! where can i find all the robots? and the samurai? and how about the zen masters? cmon, get crackin!

:roll:

oh oh! me! me! Soooo... im in japan. when are all those sexy girls in school girls gonna jump me? i like, am sooo ready for sex!

and uhhh, ya! where can i find all the robots? and the samurai? and how about the zen masters? cmon, get crackin!

:roll:
what he said

without the sarcasm.....

..

...Okay...NOW the sarcasm ends

Oh, and would the truth we may never know be, in fact, Fact 3?

Ahh...is this true?

The difference between myself and the Japanese is that I walked in on my father watching some black guy drill some dumb blond. Japanese kids walk in on their dads watching some tentacle rape plant monster f*** a schoolgirl in all three inserts.

Ahh...is this true?

The difference between myself and the Japanese is that I walked in on my father watching some black guy drill some dumb blond. Japanese kids walk in on their dads watching some tentacle rape plant monster f*** a schoolgirl in all three inserts. i heard someone say, "whats the differnece between the japanese and americans? in japan you can buy a porno of an elephant raping a school girl while an alien maturbates in the background, but that shit dont fly in america my friend in america, we like our porn a little more conventional, like one person having sex with another person, none of this tentacle porn shit ". couldnt have said it better myself :D

Ahh...is this true?

The difference between myself and the Japanese is that I walked in on my father watching some black guy drill some dumb blond. Japanese kids walk in on their dads watching some tentacle rape plant monster f*** a schoolgirl in all three inserts. i heard someone say, "whats the differnece between the japanese and americans? in japan you can buy a porno of an elephant raping a school girl while an alien maturbates in the background, but that shit dont fly in america my friend in america, we like our porn a little more conventional, like one person having sex with another person, none of this tentacle porn shit ". couldnt have said it better myself :D
I dunno about that. I'd say, considering the success of cinematic masterpieces like Graveyard Shift and, lately, Hellboy, tentacles are definitely IN. :mrgreen:

T3HY 4R3 4LL M3N!!

we like our porn a little more conventional, like one person having sex with another person

Hahaha! Do you even watch porn?

we like our porn a little more conventional, like one person having sex with another person

Hahaha! Do you even watch porn?

if you read my post, i didnt say that. it was this guy i was talking to on the train. and yes, i am a porn enthusiast :oops:

A few things:

Fact 3 is yet to be determined.

MD, no just...Just no.

I've never seen a tentacle PLANT monster.

You people need to post more; post like rabid monkeys on steroids mixed with cocaine.

A few things:

Fact 3 is yet to be determined.

MD, no just...Just no.

I've never seen a tentacle PLANT monster.

You people need to post more; post like rabid monkeys on steroids mixed with cocaine.

I've got one in my backyard, it eats squirrels. I named in Joe Bob...

...Right So the issue of this particular issue is girls in Japan. High school girls.

I have seen a fair bit of J-porn. Never seen any tentacles. Not in 13 years Lots of rape and BDSM, yes, but I have yet to see any tentacles. It really, really makes me wonder where so many come up with that? Is there some company producing pseudo J-porn with tentacles?

I have seen a fair bit of J-porn. Never seen any tentacles. Not in 13 years Lots of rape and BDSM, yes, but I have yet to see any tentacles. It really, really makes me wonder where so many come up with that? Is there some company producing pseudo J-porn with tentacles?

I'll take full credit for creating those movies.

i like bondage kinda. hentai sux. rape sux.

I have seen a fair bit of J-porn. Never seen any tentacles. Not in 13 years Lots of rape and BDSM, yes, but I have yet to see any tentacles. It really, really makes me wonder where so many come up with that? Is there some company producing pseudo J-porn with tentacles?

I'll take full credit for creating those movies.

Stay right there. Imma coming to visit ya. With 4 or 5 friends and a few Louisville "persuaders".

Stay right there. Imma coming to visit ya. With 4 or 5 friends and a few Louisville "persuaders".

Bring it ho! I fear not a little "persuasion" wielded by little girls in overly tight skirts and blouses.

I prefered watching doggy style porno. That is, until I saw pregnant doggy style, which probably scarred me for life. And I don't understand these hentai freaks. Good old non-pregnant real life(not animation)porno for me. :D

I prefered watching doggy style porno. That is, until I saw pregnant doggy style, which probably scarred me for life. And I don't understand these hentai freaks. Good old non-pregnant real life(not animation)porno for me. :D

For watching, yes, doggy style is different. However, when you actually do it, it feels...What's that phrase? Oh yeah, the same. Identical.

Stay right there. Imma coming to visit ya. With 4 or 5 friends and a few Louisville "persuaders".

Bring it ho! I fear not a little "persuasion" wielded by little girls in overly tight skirts and blouses.

Careful what you ask for...
(Bob was pretty damned scary in his kogyaru uniform two years ago at Halloween.)

:::6 big guys show up at Liths, one dressed in a Japanese school girl uniform, and begin beating the the living shet out of Lith:::

:wink:

Japan the Safety Country (as the natives would have you believe).

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/photojournal/images/05/19tatekomori267.jpg

Picture from an ongoing standoff between police and a gangster.
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20040518p2a00m0dm002002c.html

This is one reason I put up with Japan. This is the biggest crime story. A gangster shoots at the cops. Twice.

i like bondage kinda.

only kinda? le sigh.

there's also some hella nasty japanese porn (eels, eew!!!)

To be fair, I think the Germans beat us on that one...

Man Japanese & Euro porn is just sick crap! I'll stick to good ole US normal porn man not that SM and crap and beating and glass and all sorts of painful things that is in international porn. Just watch HBO thing about the porn of the world, man it is sick! And people say we are uncivilized. Man watch Euro-porn and that is nasty stuff. People pooping on each other, people beating each other to an inch of death, etc.

there's also some hella nasty japanese porn (eels, eew!!!)

To be fair, I think the Germans beat us on that one...

Man Japanese & Euro porn is just sick crap! I'll stick to good ole US normal porn man not that SM and crap and beating and glass and all sorts of painful things that is in international porn. Just watch HBO thing about the porn of the world, man it is sick! And people say we are uncivilized. Man watch Euro-porn and that is nasty stuff. People pooping on each other, people beating each other to an inch of death, etc.


Europeans are savages.

there's also some hella nasty japanese porn (eels, eew!!!)

To be fair, I think the Germans beat us on that one...

Man Japanese & Euro porn is just sick crap! I'll stick to good ole US normal porn man not that SM and crap and beating and glass and all sorts of painful things that is in international porn. Just watch HBO thing about the porn of the world, man it is sick! And people say we are uncivilized. Man watch Euro-porn and that is nasty stuff. People pooping on each other, people beating each other to an inch of death, etc.

theres also this thing called, danish death porn... you do not want to know what that is :shock:

Bakery goods getting it on? :shock: :lol:

Bakery goods getting it on? :shock: :lol:

no... like these people killing this woman while they were raping her. go to b0g if you're curious :shock:

Ummmm...I never had any illusions. Japanese girls just ain't my type, but Indian chicks....that's another story. And black chicks, hell yes!

Careful what you ask for...
(Bob was pretty damned scary in his kogyaru uniform two years ago at Halloween.)

:::6 big guys show up at Liths, one dressed in a Japanese school girl uniform, and begin beating the the living shet out of Lith:::

:wink:

I fear nothing. I've been destroyed from the inside out, just moments ago. There is no pain you can instill in me even remotely comparable.

Ummmm...I never had any illusions. Japanese girls just ain't my type, but Indian chicks....that's another story. And black chicks, hell yes!


Black women are the ugliest bitches on the planet!

Ummmm...I never had any illusions. Japanese girls just ain't my type, but Indian chicks....that's another story. And black chicks, hell yes!


Black women are the ugliest bitches on the planet!

*Chants* Deat him! Deat him!