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It's just a mimic of Cuneo saying "a drinking bird". But in Italian. Another thimble please. *hic!*

*pours another thimble*
i gunna have to call you a cab? you dont look like you'l be able to stand up. much less fly out of here

Don't be ridiculous...
I can fly anywhere, anytime, buddy boy...just you wait and see...
*has another pistachio*

whatever you say bird.

You'll see...
*begins gathering small sticks and little pieces of thread to make a nest in one of the boothes*
*half-flies, half-stumbles back for another sip of Bud*

make yourself at home.
ima be in the office for awhile. got some organizing to do
*walks into office and shuts door*

Hmm. Door slammed in my face. Didn't see that one coming...

*flies off into the night*

*walks in*

Hola!

*walks out of office, stretches and yawns*
anyone here?

I'm here. And Angelina's in the house too but not on the computer.

We've been Mr. and Misses (my last name) for 11 hours and 54 minutes now.

I feel like I'm gonna pass out..

I feel like I'm gonna pass out..


*Runs over to her.*

What? Are you okay hun?

Hey put on Scots football game!!!! ive missed aboot an hoeer. Ill have a pint to go along with that.

Hey put on Scots football game!!!! ive missed aboot an hoeer. Ill have a pint to go along with that.

I haven't slept since the three hours I got thursday night, and I've been pushing myself to physical exhaustion today and last night. I was involved in a massive fight last night where my partner got punched in the face, I speared some guy who was assaulting another officer, John helped me take him down, and I struggled on the grass with the subject until someone brought us an extra pair of cuffs. And that's only one of the arrests we made. There were six more in a 2 minute time period, though I didn't play much of a role in those. I was writing reports until 2 this morning, and had to be back in at 6. So no, I'm not exactly alright.

*eyes tab thirstily looking for any presence of bartender

oh he wouldnt mind if i just.....

Pulp, help yourself. I'm too tired to tend.

now thats a real MAN, hoo gets into fights...

Bartender get a pint for the future of the WORLD...

Yeah, except I'm a woman.

Just for that, you no longer drink free.

looks lak DF is takin another break, ill look afta the joint again DF.


Arrright lad, whatd u want again?

God dammit Pulp, are you listening?

You are not the barkeep. I am a woman, and from this moment on, you have a tab. Nod or something...do anything to show that you understand me.

*flies in and lands on top of the TV*

Gael, why don't you soak for a bit in the hot tub and then go off to bed for about 10 hours or so?

I would love to, but can't. I have to go back to work for third shift. But I obviously can't stay here, cause this idiot is pissing me off, and I'm gonna do something I will regret. I didn't get off any punches last night, so I'm sorely tempted.

Not good. So many of us seem so angry and sad these days...

Ignore him, Gael. He doesn't know any better.

A women in charge af an insitution!?!? My gad an' Barley Jones, Jesus Mary an' Saint Joseph that nothin' short of Immorality!!! Its goin against GOD what was DF thinkin.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

*pulp doses off halfway throug his infuriated speil, only half way through his pint.

*Seethes*

What did you say?? This place is more or less of a resurrection of my old pub. And you just made a huge mistake buddy.

*Storms across the room and grabs him and lifts him up by the collar of his shirt, knocking the pint out of the way*

*wakes up as if nuthin had happened

are ye new lass? i havent seen ye around.
minname's pulp thats what they call me on a ccounta milove a' pulpfiction.

yeah i worked the 2 o clok shift lass nat', dint know they let women take cara pubs these days.

WEell caryy on lass, dont lemme bother ya.

*doses off

* again

Yikes!
*flies across to the other side of the room*
Good luck, buddy...

*Decides to throw him a right hook across the face before dragging him to the door*

You're drunk and belligerent. Normally, I would call the cops on your ass, but it's pointless. Now leave.

*Opens the door and tosses him out.*

*comes bak in


NEW WHAT WAS THAGT FAR!!!

I TRY TO APLOGIZE TO YA AND I GET A SWIPE A ACROSS THE FACE!!!

YER LUCKY IM A CATHOILIC OR ID BE ON YA LIKE GREEN ON AN IRISH ASS!

NEW IM GONNA SIDEWN AND HAVE DRINK AND GEW ABOOT MAH BUSINESS.

new if ya look on pg 18 u cun see that ive dun DF a favor by lookin after his pub a few.

*falls asleep again

AND I'm Irish. Stop flaming/flame baiting, n00b.

arrrgh and shes calls me a noob

*timeout*

how does one go about being a posting noob?

and what the hell is flame baiting?

*timein*

oh its on

*runs to swing but falls on face and falls asleep

alright, alright, im back. stop the drama.
*eases behind bar*
now can i get ya'll anything, or would you rather fight it out outside my pub?

she started it, Df i was merely comin in ta have a drink and im bombarded with silly names and strikes to the face.

*shakes fist at clous periodically then returns

and when the hell are the scotts gonna play it been neraly an HOUR!!

dunno Pulp. not a big football fan myself.
and cut Gael some slack, she had a rough week and is looking at a rough summer.

I don't have the time or energy to waste on this narcoleptic lowlife.

*storms behind the bar and grabs a Guinness*

[OOC:Being a n00b is generally classified as being (young), stupid/reckless, and generally irritating.

Flame bating is posting in such a way as to intentionally anger the other person to invoke a flame response.]

I started it?? You're the one who freaked out when you found out I was a woman!

*massages Gaels shoulders*
breathe with me Gael. its just a game.

......football lad, its called soccer here, im a scouser, from livapool.

new aboot that lady, my apologies miss, for my rudeness to a lady and being a......flame....er. hmmm. yess well now thats thats domne with where tha hell ya been DF?

Hn. I'm out. Hopefully I can catch an hour or so before work. Christ, I feel like I'm gonna pass out. F'n dizzy all night. This sucks.

*leaves through the office*

work actually. got called in to work the early shift at the bar. sorry about the haste retreat earlier. and thank your for trying to watch the bar, but secondary authority of the bar goes to Gael.

oy shes a feisty one, reminds of mah third wife, well third and fourth.

Now can I please get that Scots match on yer screen its killin me that i dunt knew how theyre doin this year!

oh. right. sorry.
*turns on TV to the game*

iv got some bills to pay, so il leave the run of the pub in your charge Pulp. but if Gael comes back and tries to take over, just let her. dont need a fight breaking out.
ttfn.

Arliiight DF i oont let ya doon.

Damn them fools from Dublin theyre kikin our arses.

*takes an arthur number 2 on the rocks; favored american drink and swigs.


*falls asleep

Need alcohol :shock:

That me game...whatll ya have?

Hey everyone.

oy there

*filling a shot of whisket for his thirsty friend


whatll it be pal?

Hey Cuneo. Here to drink I see. Spending your honeymoon at a bar?

where else?

where yer women lad?

Hey Cuneo. Here to drink I see. Spending your honeymoon at a bar?

Hey it's not my honeymoon. It's just the night of my morning wedding. And I already hopped on the good foot and did the bad thing if you know what I mean. And I'll never get any sleep looking at Angelina when she's in that damn thong and bra. She just won't let me rest.

I'lll drink to that!!!

This ones on me.

fills four pints for everyone in pub

So what.....are u gonna tell us some details o what man?

wooohoooo

You The MAN Pulpufictiona

Schneider shut your trap this aint but a grown mans business......
but i did give ya that free beer.......

and u can call me pulp.

Schneider shut your trap this aint but a grown mans business......
but i did give ya that free beer.......

give him a break. The beer is probably getting to his head. :lol:

Alright my foist pint......

*ready takes sip....

*slaps pint out of Schneider's hand

ya motha called and said notta give any drink, and ive done had it with arguin with women today.

Whatre u my motha?


Yeah well uh tanks anyway Mista Jap......aica.

Sorry guys, but I gotta leave before I get too drunk to drive home.

*Drinks one more glass, sets it down hard on the wooden table and walks away triumphantly from being able to walk away from such splendid alcohol*

Jesus Mary an' Saint Joseph the Scots WIIIIIIIIIIIIIN


SCOTS WIN!!!!!!! wERE GOIN TO THE UK CHAMMPIONSHIP.

yer lucky japaica's here ta bail ya oot Schneider

huuurrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


HURRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY

HEY HOW BOOT ANOTHER FREE ROUND?

dun push yer luck lad.

i think uve had enough lad

hey i havent even had anything--

did u see the friends finale?

*looks at schneider with a cocked eye



umm no i cant say i have.

*pokes head out of office for a second*
FYI. drinks are always free. and that tab that Gael threatened you with, dont worry about it
*ducks back into office to finish up*

*enters the pub*

Greetings all! How is everyone doing?

Hey Silver, what up? Just watching spelling impaired patrons myself...

hahahahahaha it keeps the boys lively DF sides gotta pacts with Schneida's motha. You know, the poarental ring an' all.

*yelling bak to the office

what can i do ya boys?

Oh yeah? I can't spel to gud mysef...

Anyone tending bar...?

thatll be me lad.

*pour two shots one for axe and one for himself

Excellent! I'll have a Bombay Sapphire martini, if you please.

lemme tell ya a little bit where i come from lad, liverpool.

Where if uve got more than 2 teeth ur considered a pridigy and the only place where u can ge'a stiffy off a skinnla hoos twice ya weight and size.

*pours some vodka into a martini glass hoping he wont know the difference (he has nom clue how to make that drink)


yeah but here in america wheeeeew stiffies galore my friend....stiffies galore.

*walks out of office*
its alright Pulp, i got it. one Bombay 'tini coming up
*makes drink and hands it to Silver*

yeah so when i come here, bleive this, im mugged my first DAY in America . I only had boot a grand in me pocket and some small puerto rican fellas with knives stik me up.

So here i am with no home and only enough money fora point. I walk in and and no-one is here. So i look after the joint.. .

Thats my story how boot urz.

wow, wait did one a the guys have a golden tooth with a blak eye?

yup

*pouring schneider a pint

o...........yeah


*whispering under his breath (that bastard owes me 500 dollars)

lemme tell ya a little bit where i come from lad, liverpool.

Where if uve got more than 2 teeth ur considered a prodigy and the only place where u can ge'a stiffy off a skinnla hoos twice ya weight and size.

cool

this wasnt outside MY bar was it?

'twas DF, more near lincoln

*walks out of office*
its alright Pulp, i got it. one Bombay 'tini coming up
*makes drink and hands it to Silver*

Thanks, mate. You're OK...for a Texan.

Kidding...
:)

that little such and such is working my street again. thought he learned his leason last time.
dont worry about your money Pulp. il get it back.

and its called southern hospitality Silver. we'v all got it. to one degree or another.

tis behind me though, ive gotta moderatley well payin job at O'railey's.

Yer right Ax, those Texans can be trouble...

Where you out of?

hey if ya need a little help i coulda help u rough im up or sumtin

*whispering to himslef (1000 fucking dollars and the hes owes only half of it)

still doesnt change the fact that you got mugged on your first day. thats gotta be a buzz kill. and that kid scares away my business, so its not all about revenge. watch the place for me again?
*walks to door, puts on leather jacket and cowboy hat and mutter 'bet the little rat still hides in that same alley...'*

Oy Df thatll be grand of yeea! Oh jesus, cauyse ya know my mother gave me that money, oh thatll be grand DF.

Yer right Ax, those Texans can be trouble...

Where you out of?

No where in particular. Just passing through. Looking for someone. Thought they might be around these parts. Not having much luck.

Oy Ax ive made a little conoction here in America i call it Red Poison u wanna give it a swig?

*slides Wooden Bottle towards Ax with smokin coming from on top of it.

yo pulp u tink liva ppol is betta den America cause u know we saved ya ass in WWII.

*swiging pint defiantly.

came here to start a bettah life, and i did, cant complain.

sides we stilled whupped some ass od our own.

Hey! I'd like 4 pints of ur best vodka!
A russian man needs his vodka!

*pours the russian man four pints of the strongest vodka in the bar.

Why dont ya telkl us a little boot yer homeland, lad.

Oy Ax ive made a little conoction here in America i call it Red Poison u wanna give it a swig?

*slides Wooden Bottle towards Ax with smokin coming from on top of it.

I appreciate the offer, but...no thank you. Maybe Agarthia would like it...

Scotland is gonna go to Uk camionships fer sure.

Alright Friends i gottta go sleep, its been a long day with fights an all, g'night.



*writes note (sry couldnt be here to pik up mah grand but my mother is sick)

Good night, PF

*walks back in, shirt alittle dirtied and nose bleeding alittle*
bloody fool had 3 friends waiting behind him. managed to beat 'em though, and i got both of ya'lls money.
*tosses 500 to SV and puts Pulps back behind bar to give to him later*
i gotta go clean up. il be right back
*walks into office*

*steps back out of office, clean shirt and face*
ah. much better
*slides behind bar and mixes a Rimmer*

*strolls in*

Wow! A bar in NS that I'm not pary to in any way

*enjoys the novelty value*

I'm back.

Hello old drinking buddies. :D

Hey what's up man. Dude it looks like Iki was here earlier today. i haven't seen that girl in so long.

Well, i've never seen her. But, i'm not nearly as old as you guys so...

Cheers to you two knowing each other.

*raises glass*

*raises his glass.*

I haven't talked to her in months man. Why couldn't I have been here earlier.

Hey, it's not your fault. You just got married.

*drinks to that*

*wakes from slumber behind bar, gets up and brushes self off*
im up. im up. what'd i miss?

Hey.

hey CI. been here long?
*makes Rimmer and downs it*

Nah man, I just got here too.

Well the first 24 hours of my marriage have kicked ass. We are going on our honeymoon to a place I can't tell you, and then we are going to stay there and evade my trial for larceny.

Hey everyone.

*makes a b-line for the hot tub*

cool. hope you enjoy that. il be stuck here with finals. stupid school.

Hey Gael, how's it going.

*Gets in his bathing suit and follows her quickly.*

You have a hot tub here? Sweet!

I got a nice long nap in first aid between shifts today, so I'm feeling a lot better.

ya, we do werent you here for the opening?
or was that just Gael?

It must have just been Gael.

*Holds the door open for her and then walks to the hot tub and gets in.*

*takes off her sandals and hops in*

Man, this is just what I needed.

care for a drink with your soak Gael? possibly a Guinness?

You're singin' my song, boyo.

*gives her a little wink, then pops bottle top off and walks drink out to her*
there ya go.

You're a wonderful person, DF.

*takes the drink and just relaxes*

i try my best.
*takes a seat at tub bar*

I'm back.

*Gets back in the hot tub next to Gael.*

Damn the sky is beautiful tonight isn't it.

I hardly notice it anymore.

DF, sorry I wasn't quite myself last night..

Really, I still notice it. But when I'm in the hot tub with a cutie like you, it's hard to call anything else beautiful.

And IRL, when I'm with my wife, nothing is beautiful except her.

care for a drink with your soak Gael? possibly a Guinness?

I would appreciate being bought dinner first or at least give me some flowers before you go offering me to any hussy that walks in the door!

Who are you callin' a hussy, boyo?

its alright Gael. you where under some serious stress. no harm done.

its alright Gael. you where under some serious stress. no harm done.

Yeah...I still feel bad though. Even if that guy still pisses me off. A lot.

care for a drink with your soak Gael? possibly a Guinness?

I would appreciate being bought dinner first or at least give me some flowers before you go offering me to any hussy that walks in the door!

hey, your choice to name yourself after a beer man, not mine.

Who are you callin' a hussy, boyo?


Sorry, just don't like being offered to everybody. Since when do we alcoholic beverages lose our rights, since when have we no feelings!

Le croí cróga, is féidir gach uile ní

Nuair atá mé i mo sheanbhean, caithfidh mé corcra

ní féidir liom mo bhealach a fheiceáil, tá an oiread sin toite.

Rith! D'aimsigh siad sinn!

uh, Gael, it your booze talking to you? or is that a guy. i cant tell.

Sadness...I haven't learned enough to translate that yet.

Thanks for providing me with motivation!

Sadness...I haven't learned enough to translate that yet.

Thanks for providing me with motivation!

It's nothing naughty, actually the sentences together make little sense but when you understand it you will laugh.

My knowledge of languages is confined to the most ridiculous things, I can say "Pull up your pants and eat your lunch" in Russian and "Excuse me sir, but your penguin in leaking" in Spanish as well as a number of colourful expressions in Arabic and Togalo.

Ha, that's awesome.

Go mbeannaí Dia duit, my friend. If the drinks were not free, I'd buy you a few rounds of yourself!

bah. foreign languages. who needs 'em.

Aw, lauguages are fun, DF! You should try one that's not spanish. Cause that sucks. I can speak spanish, but I haven't studied it in a while so I'm a bit rusty. I can also speak some Japanese, and I'm learning Gaelic.

You should pick up enough of one to have a conversation.

only spanish i need to remember at the moment is tell the hispanics who come into my bar are "You owe me ...", "i think you've had enough", and "alright buddy, thats it. your out".

Haha..sounds conversational enough to me.

Ha, that's awesome.

Go mbeannaí Dia duit, my friend. If the drinks were not free, I'd buy you a few rounds of yourself!

Even though it sounds a bit odd and somewhat perverse, when I lived in a Gaeltacht region, I had alot of myself.

That really didn't sound right at all.

I am functionally tri-lingual but it requires constant practise to keep it up. I think that everyone should learn at least another language, makes the world more interesting.

Japanese and Gaelic? Interesting mix there lassie, interesting mix.

Eh, gaelic for heritage, japanese for interest (and college credits).

And yes...that did sound very, very wrong. But we'll forgive you.

Ha, that's awesome.

Go mbeannaí Dia duit, my friend. If the drinks were not free, I'd buy you a few rounds of yourself!

Even though it sounds a bit odd and somewhat perverse, when I lived in a Gaeltacht region, I had alot of myself.

That really didn't sound right at all.

I am functionally tri-lingual but it requires constant practise to keep it up. I think that everyone should learn at least another language, makes the world more interesting.

Japanese and Gaelic? Interesting mix there lassie, interesting mix.

uh... right-o.
next subject please.

Alright, I'm off to bed. Time to finally catch up on all that missed sleep.

later Gael. sleep well.

I intend to. Oiche mhaith.

Oyyyy hews me favorite butty DF. Did ye get that Grand fer ye great pal Pulp?

sure did Pulp.
*walks back inside, retreives the money and tosses the stack to him*
there you go. have fun.
im out for the night, so could you watch the bar for me? please and thank you.

oy in charge again, thank jesus ter ya DF.

New I can siddewn and have wanna them budwesisers i kep hearin boot.

*sits down eyes the tv and falls asleep. with beer in hand.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WHAT in Gods name is goin on, What the Hell, Jesus Chris cant ya lket an old man have his rest?!?!

*dropping budweiser and falling on the floor

arg...what'll it be schneider?

wild turkey on the rocks.

i need chaser too

*fills glass, slides over and falls bak asleep.

i was tlkin to my women the other day an she says she wants to have a kid....can u beleive that? A kid. Man thats crazy. My own kid. I just didnt know how to respond, so i came hear.

as if

oy, jsut drink yer whiskey and bve happy.

well conversations arent me strong point but ill tell ya a joke i learned here. Tis funny ill a'mit it.

Scousa walk into a bar.
The bartender is yelling "Free Drink Free Drink For any who can Finish the contest",
Scousa says "whats the contest?"
The MExican Bartender says "First u mus drink a Gllon of the spiciest Taquila in all of Mexico.
Thenyou must take a lost ooth for my aligator in the backyard.
And last of all, my cousin has never had an orgasm in 'er life. Giver her one."
Scouser says " says naw i dun think so"
after a couple a drinks the guys will do anything for free beer. So he walks over to the bratnder and says "i accept yer challenge"
He goes over drinks taquila like nuthin ever happnned then he goes to the backyard.
After aboot twent minutes of yellin and screeamin a roarin comin oot back he comes bakc in ans says "new wheres that gal with the loose tooth?"

holy shit

*walks in*

Is the bar keep here?

*enters the bar and sits in a booth near the back. smiles and nods to the young lady*

SilverAx how have you been?

I'm doing pretty well, thanks. How about yourself?

*moves behind the bar and fills a pint glass with Guinness*

Can I get something for you while I'm back here. DF won't mind and anyway, the drinks are all on the house.

Get me whatever you want, I really don't care.

I am so worn out. Classes are almost out which means finals and lots of projects and papers. But I really don't like to talk about problems on here that is no fun.

What do you do?

What do I do?
Can't really tell her the truth, now can you Ax?
I'm just passing through.
*pours Aspen a glass of a nice, dry Rose. slides the glass across the bar*
Try this and tell me what you think.

You don't have to tell me, you really don't have to answer any questions just if you want to.

Thank you for the drink
*takes a sip*
I like it.

Well what do you do during your free time?

i have to go talk to you later.

Uh oh. Mind reader. Best be careful

I'm glad you like it. It's a wine I've served many times. Have a nice evening.

*watches Aspen walk out of the pub and into the street. he turns his attention back to his Guinness*

'ello all. thanx for minding the bar Silver.

Hey, DF. How are things?

not too bad. just got a pounding headache.
*grabs stiff drink and bottle of asprin, takes 2 asprins out and downs them with drink*
so whats new with you?

Not a thing in the world...
Lovely day. If I had any sense, I'd be outside.
Hope that head of yours feels better soon.

meh. its just a bit of stress. stupid finals.

Yes, finals are horrible. I feel your pain.

'lo Gael. i think the bar is gunna be self service tonight.
*walks out to tub, takes of shirt, and hops in*
i just need a good long soak.

Alright then. Need anything while you're out there?

no. ima alright
*leans back against massage jet and sinks in a bit lower*

See you, DF. Thanks for the brew.

Gaeltach, how very nice to see you again. I'm sorry, but I have to be going. Good evening...

*begins to leave the pub, but hesitates for a moment...*

Just go

*quickly leaves*

later Silver.
*waves a hand*
bit of a mystery that guy. makes be a bit uneasy

*Walks up and hugs Gael from behind.*

Hey everybody.*

Me as well. Then again, I find myself quite a bit paranoid around these parts lately. Like I'm haunted or something.

*shivers despite herself and takes a hastily made shot of "mini Guinness"*

Gael have you always drank this much? It seems like you do more lately.

*jumps slightly when hugged*

Perhaps I do. I don't know. Hey wait a minute..this is my first one tonight!

dont blame you. with all the rumors and distrust flying around, it just puts everybody on edge.

Well I was referring to the total amount you've drank lately.

It's alright though.

So how have you been.

What's this about rumors?

Yeah man, rumors, about who?

prehaps rumors is the wrong word. acusations maybe.

Perhaps..

*grabs a Guinness and wanders out to the balcony to watch the stars*

alright there Gael? you look kinda daized.

Just thinking. I have to go to Wright-Patt AFB tomorrow.

school loan stuff?

Nah, I need some stuff before camp.

ah. fun stuff.
*looks up at starts too*
hey, whata you know, you can see the constilations out here

I was just noticing that. Part of the Milky Way too. And I think that's Mars there by the moon, but I'm not up on which planets are in view this time of year.

me niehter. i just think its pretty.

It's dark enough out here we should be able to see the different colors once our eyes adjust. I love this kinda stuff...I was such a science nerd as a kid...my dad and I used to walk along the beach at night and talk about (and come up with) all sorts of astonomical theories.

cool stuff. wish i'd been able to spend more time with my dad when i was young. he and my mom split up when iwas like 5 or something, and i was only able to see him on odd weekends now and then. guess i should be thankful for that much.

I'm sorry..

meh. dont be. i see him just about as much as the rest of the family now. and i turned out alright either way. cant change whats in the past, so best just to accept it and move on to better things.

More truth in that statement than you realize..

still a bit hung up on Vex?

*flinches*

..I suppose I always will be. That whole thing just reopened way too many wounds.

*drinks a bit of the stout*

im sorry. didnt mean to bring up bad memories. but you'l alright, given time.
*ducks head under water for a minute, then pops back up*

It's not your fault. I shouldn't be so sensitive.

*looks out at the sky again to discreetly collect herself*

alright. w/e you say.
* :idea: *
*ducks under water and come to rest at bottom of tub*

*peeks over her shoulder, wondering what he's up to*

*stays at bottom of tub*

*wanders over cautiously*

You ok?

*quickly half-jumps out of water when she nears tub*
boo!

Ack!

*reels backward*

You tryin' to give me a heart attack?

just trying to lighten the mood
*playfully flicks a little water at her*

Stop that!

*laughs and trys to sheild herself from the water with her hands*

Hey Folks! :D

stop what? this?
*flicks a little more at her*

Yes that! Six! Com'ere!

*defends some more*

'ello six. unless you intend to get wet i suggest you stay inside.

hello everyone.

I like wet! :D

Good, then come help me.

well alright then.
*flicks alittle more at Gael and six*

You want I should get a fire hose?

if you can find one that is long enough to reach from all the way down the street, then more power to you six.
HI Kern!

Don't make me come in there, mister. You wouldn't like it.

I carry 1000 feet of two and one half inch on each pumper and we can relay pump all of that from that hydrant over there :twisted:

is that a threat Gael? :shock: :)
*flicks a little more at her*

I would not threaten Gael if I were you (soon to be quite, very wet Furby)

It just might be.

*gives him a stoic glare*

*gives her an eyes bulging, mouth persed funny face, and gives her one last little splash*
:P

*approaches him in slow calculated steps and grinning like a madwoman before finally lunging at him*

*ducks under water again and she flies into tub with him*
no blaming me for that one. you did it on your own. :wink:

I know. :twisted:

*Swim/walks behind him and gets him in a sort of chokehold headlock thing*

*reaches behind and tickels her*

Ack..cheater!

*british accent* alls fair luv
*splashes alittle more at her*

Bah..I need to go to bed. But this is not over, boyo. Just you wait, I'll get you when you're least expecting it.

ya ya. 'ts what they all say.
i should prolly be heading out too.
night all
*hops out of tub, dries of and walks out*

Oy oy oy sorry boot sudden leave, looks im the only one here today.....This Poob is oopen.