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thats why i said i need to see the women first

Sorry for not having a prompt answer i was watching porn...and....well you understand so yeah whatever just bring in the 30 women

Would you like them all at once, or in monthly installments ?

all at once is good send um whenever yuo feel like it

And when can we expect your payment ?


ummmmm i can wire it to you pretty soon but i want the women before i do anything so you send to women and shortly after ill pay up

do the devil willt ry to confuse you, be specific. He will probaly give you your 50 women but they will have like STDs and smell like crap and nasty stuff like that.
ooh, ooh, or they could have penises! ill leave now

ummmmm i can wire it to you pretty soon but i want the women before i do anything so you send to women and shortly after ill pay up

Stay right there. They are on the way.

hey stan i got one more question for ya. Is it true that Osama Bin Laden is your son and if so how did you raise him when he was growin up.

Sorry, but my son is in the White House. I think that Osama works for that Allah guy. I met him at a party once, he is a real wierdo. He got into a fight with Thor and I have not seen him since.

I've heard Buddha is a real jerk. Is this true?

do the devil willt ry to confuse you, be specific. He will probaly give you your 50 women but they will have like STDs and smell like crap and nasty stuff like that.

Hush, you. Don't give my secrets away, or your next girl friend will give you a "Crying game" moment.

Sorry for not having a prompt answer i was watching porn...and....well you understand so yeah whatever just bring in the 30 women

Would you like them all at once, or in monthly installments ?

all at once is good send um whenever yuo feel like it

And when can we expect your payment ?


ummmmm i can wire it to you pretty soon but i want the women before i do anything so you send to women and shortly after ill pay up

do the devil willt ry to confuse you, be specific. He will probaly give you your 50 women but they will have like STDs and smell like crap and nasty stuff like that.
ooh, ooh, or they could have penises! ill leave now

(takes sip of soda) (reads Greater Valias while sipping)(Laughs and sprays soda everywhere.)

who would win in a fight you or Hades.

We are, infact, the same person. I change names sometimes to confuse the telemarketers and my ex-wives.

do the devil willt ry to confuse you, be specific. He will probaly give you your 50 women but they will have like STDs and smell like crap and nasty stuff like that.

Hush, you. Don't give my secrets away, or your next girl friend will give you a "Crying game" moment.


Dont mess with me satan you screw me over and you will be smacked and you wont get your soul

I've heard Buddha is a real jerk. Is this true?

No, he is a real nice guy. He tells the dirtiest jokes....Never let him near the buffet though, that fat dude will clean it out.

do the devil willt ry to confuse you, be specific. He will probaly give you your 50 women but they will have like STDs and smell like crap and nasty stuff like that.

Hush, you. Don't give my secrets away, or your next girl friend will give you a "Crying game" moment.

Hey wasnt it your fualt that the Panthers beat the Rams in football during the playoffs. They shouldve won that game but i know it was you who messed up Wilkens kick.

Dont mess with me satan you screw me over and you will be smacked and you wont get your soul

OOOHHHHHH.. it might be worth it, just to get the smaking, you dirty, dirty boy.....

Dont mess with me satan you screw me over and you will be smacked and you wont get your soul

OOOHHHHHH.. it might be worth it, just to get the smaking, you dirty, dirty boy..... *smacks satan with crucifix*

Oh i saw the South Park Movie. So tell me how is Saddma Hussien in bed you f..ked him in the movie.

sir bump alot

Dont mess with me satan you screw me over and you will be smacked and you wont get your soul

OOOHHHHHH.. it might be worth it, just to get the smaking, you dirty, dirty boy..... *smacks satan with crucifix*

Now that isvery naughty...and I like it

Dont mess with me satan you screw me over and you will be smacked and you wont get your soul

OOOHHHHHH.. it might be worth it, just to get the smaking, you dirty, dirty boy..... *smacks satan with crucifix*

Now that isvery naughty...and I like it
*sprays satan with super soaker filled with holy water*

Oh i saw the South Park Movie. So tell me how is Saddma Hussien in bed you f..ked him in the movie.

Oh come on, that was just a movie. I like chicks. God handles the homosexual thing.....He just loves any one in love, and all of the bright colors and singing...yuch.

I also pictured that satan would be into beastiality and not homosexuality

*sprays satan with super soaker filled with holy water*

Thank you, I was smelling a bit ripe...

I also pictured that satan would be into beastiality and not homosexuality

There ain't no lovin' like goat lovin' baby.

I also pictured that satan would be into beastiality and not homosexuality

There ain't no lovin' like g0at lovin' baby.
ugh, nastyness

I also pictured that satan would be into beastiality and not homosexuality

There ain't no lovin' like g0at lovin' baby.
ugh, nastyness

If that is not your thing, I can send something else over...Whatever you want.....Just sign here....

Did someone say Buddha? Of course it is impossible to say anything because voice is only an illusion

I also pictured that satan would be into beastiality and not homosexuality

There ain't no lovin' like g0at lovin' baby.
ugh, nastyness

If that is not your thing, I can send something else over...Whatever you want.....Just sign here....
no thanks, ive already sold my soul to microsoft, damn xbox! *shakes fist*

Did someone say Buddha? Of course it is impossible to say anything because voice is only an illusion

What up, B-DOGGGG ?

no thanks, ive already sold my soul to microsoft, damn xbox! *shakes fist*

We spent eons down here working on the whole microsoft thing...That is working even better than prostitution and LSD.

Did someone say Buddha? Of course it is impossible to say anything because voice is only an illusion

What up, B-DOGGGG ?

What really is up in a circular existance where nothing ever remains constant? But i've been eating some chicken and smokin some reefer for the last hundred years or so

Lol. Hey satan, why don't you just kill god...or do hokey-pokey with him? ;)

What really is up in a circular existance where nothing ever remains constant? But i've been eating some chicken and smokin some reefer for the last hundred years or so

I hear all that big B. Got any swinging chicks over there ?

dont listen to thease fools, follow allah, after all you get virgins when you die

haha, whoevers making all the religious puppets i beat you to one :twisted:

Lol. Hey satan, why don't you just kill god...or do hokey-pokey with him? ;)

What and get rid of the only being in existance that I can beat at chess ? You have got to be kidding. And I still have not gotten his recipe for strawberry cheese cake.

Lol. Hey satan, why don't you just kill god...or do hokey-pokey with him? ;)

God has lived a virtous life and when he dies he will be reincanated as something more powerful......that and satan would rather defile farm animals.

What really is up in a circular existance where nothing ever remains constant? But i've been eating some chicken and smokin some reefer for the last hundred years or so

I hear all that big B. Got any swinging chicks over there ?

We got a shit load of the women over here....I just have my way with them while they're meditating

God has lived a virtous life and when he dies he will be reincanated as something more powerful......that and satan would rather defile farm animals.

You ain't lying. Me and the Big G are close . I get invited to all of J.C.'s birthday parties.

God has lived a virtous life and when he dies he will be reincanated as something more powerful......that and satan would rather defile farm animals.

You ain't lying. Me and the Big G are close . I get invited to all of J.C.'s birthday parties.

Really when you think about it God killed Jesus the saviour. Thats bad karma if youre not God.

God has lived a virtous life and when he dies he will be reincanated as something more powerful......that and satan would rather defile farm animals.

You ain't lying. Me and the Big G are close . I get invited to all of J.C.'s birthday parties.

Really when you think about it God killed Jesus the saviour. Thats bad karma if youre not God.

Yes, he had to get his son a new bicycle and a pony to make up for that one..

But in the end the pony dies and was reborn as a new entity but such is the cricle of life........I want a pony!

this -GOD- (i hope in capitalizing all of the letters i wont go to hell) person is a fuhking genius. let me reinterate, a fuhking genius.

i happen to be a christian, believe it or not, and the only people whos offened me so far are those pretentious fools who think they rank up there with einstein, who was a known fervent jew and whose flawed logic led him to believe in God and diverted him from true greatness as an iconoclast, and whom (the pretentious people that is) cant begin to fathom why ideas that lack *idealism* is a bad thing and are fundamentally flawed because their puny brains can only register opportunism. Sadly enough many of these self proclaimed free thinkers are simply rebelling to conform utilizing arguments that now almost seem cliche.

*Idealistic meaning harmonious.

back to the matter at hand, -GOD-s greatness comes in his ablity to exemplify the idiocy of those who take this thread seriously with his carenot attitude. The last intelligant post i read was that of zuckoos on page 1, not to ascocaite myself with zuckoo just an opinion, addressing all those fools who demoralize an omnipotent being to a level of their own thinking as if God were some random person up in heaven calling the shots.

shit there was a serious tone when i wrote that

shit there was a serious tone when i wrote that

Yeah, you really killed my buzz...I think you insulted me, but I am not sure...Oh well, back to the hooka.

Don't be angry anger only leads to more anger.....Want a lollie? Always calms me down.

shit there was a serious tone when i wrote that

Yeah, you really killed my buzz...I think you insulted me, but I am not sure...Oh well, back to the hooka.

hookah or hooker or have you found a clever devilish way to combine them????

Don't be angry anger only leads to more anger.....Want a lollie? Always calms me down.

I think I have some lollies left over from 1969 around here...I am not sure what is in them, but ......

shit there was a serious tone when i wrote that

Yeah, you really killed my buzz...I think you insulted me, but I am not sure...Oh well, back to the hooka.

hookah or hooker or have you found a clever devilish way to combine them????

I meant to say hookah, but this hookah/hooker combination has promise.

Don't be angry anger only leads to more anger.....Want a lollie? Always calms me down.

I think I have some lollies left over from 1969 around here...I am not sure what is in them, but ......


Just watch out for those lollies from the middle ages no one wants plague flavored lollies

Why doesn't god grant my wishes? wait: I AM GOD.


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Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

Why doesn't god grant my wishes? wait: I AM GOD.




Sorry God doesn't grant wishes, he grants delusions. And it seems that you have gotten yours. Oh and while you are here, how about shortening that sig, cowboy ?

Why doesn't god grant my wishes? wait: I AM GOD.


http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/jimp/images/jim1004a.jpg
Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

Sorry God doesn't grant wishes, he grants delusions. And it seems that you have gotten yours. Oh and while you are here, how about shortening that sig, cowboy ?

Not on your Life.

cowboy.


http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/jimp/images/jim1004a.jpg
Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

Not on your Life.

cowboy.

Rude and unwilling to fulfill the requests of others, I have trained you well my child.

Not on your Life.

cowboy.

Rude and unwilling to fulfill the requests of others, I have trained you well my child.

You should devote your life to bettering........aww *@#& it who wants pie?

lmao

Not on your Life.

cowboy.

Rude and unwilling to fulfill the requests of others, I have trained you well my child.

You have trained nothing Idiot.
8) :lol:


http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/jimp/images/jim1004a.jpg
Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

Not on your Life.

cowboy.

Rude and unwilling to fulfill the requests of others, I have trained you well my child.

You should devote your life to bettering........aww *@#& it who wants pie?

Did you say pie ????

You hail satan, so anything by the name of Satan has trained YOU

I indeed did say pie Buddha always has pie lots and lots of pie I made rasberry today!

You have trained nothing Idiot.
8) :lol:


Oh my little heart will just burst with pride, you are insulting and delusional, and you add a little laughy thing at the end of your post to disguise your intent...Very nice. I am so glad that I hand picked you and trained you at my metiphorical knee...Such a good lad

You hail satan, so anything by the name of Satan has trained YOU

You tell him.

You hail satan, so anything by the name of Satan has trained YOU

If you only Knew childe.


http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/jimp/images/jim1004a.jpg
Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

http;//www.churchofsatan.com

*smiles*

Man, now thats disgraceful!!

I indeed did say pie Buddha always has pie lots and lots of pie I made rasberry today!

I brought Ice cream...I had to buy it on the way here, 'cause it just will not keep back at home.

I indeed did say pie Buddha always has pie lots and lots of pie I made rasberry today!

I brought Ice cream...I had to buy it on the way here, 'cause it just will not keep back at home.


yes i dont assume so i hope you bought enough Buddha eats by the tubful

If you only Knew childe.



OHHHH now you are branching out and lashing out at others, your anger is so wonderful. You are one of my favorite servants. I must make you a minor demon or something when you get here.

I indeed did say pie Buddha always has pie lots and lots of pie I made rasberry today!

I brought Ice cream...I had to buy it on the way here, 'cause it just will not keep back at home.


yes i dont assume so i hope you bought enough Buddha eats by the tubful

I brought a dump truck full

You have trained nothing Idiot.
8) :lol:


Oh my little heart will just burst with pride, you are insulting and delusional, and you add a little laughy thing at the end of your post to disguise your intent...Very nice. I am so glad that I hand picked you and trained you at my metiphorical knee...Such a good lad

:twisted:
How about one at the beginning?

"In the beginning there was darkness which light needed to propagate."


http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/jimp/images/jim1004a.jpg
Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

A dump truck!?!?!?! now finally I have transportation i wont get stuck in!

How about one at the beginning?

"In the beginning there was darkness which light needed to propagate."


How about whatever ?

If you only Knew childe.



OHHHH now you are branching out and lashing out at others, your anger is so wonderful. You are one of my favorite servants. I must make you a minor demon or something when you get here.

Minor Demon?
LMFAO

Jim S Effing C

A dump truck!?!?!?! now finally I have transportation i wont get stuck in!

You may keep it after we get the ices cream out

Minor Demon?
LMFAO

JJim S Effing C

Since you cut your sig down, you can be a baron of hell.

God has angels Satan has demons I've been thinking of getting some Buddhatoids to help with the household chores.......what say you?

God has angels Satan has demons I've been thinking of getting some Buddhatoids to help with the household chores.......what say you?

You have bohdiesatvas silly. Ice cream must make you forget things

Minor Demon?
LMFAO

JJim S Effing C

Since you cut your sig down, you can be a baron of hell.

Eff you.


http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/jimp/images/jim1004a.jpg
Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
S effing C!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

:twisted:

God has angels Satan has demons I've been thinking of getting some Buddhatoids to help with the household chores.......what say you?

You have bohdiesatvas silly. Ice cream must make you forget things


But all my minor buddhas are always meditating!!!! i need a buddha that will make me pancakes and get under a table if Buddha gets lonely.

Eff you.



I already did you once, during you initiation, but if you want me to give it to you again........You are back to minor demon now.

But all my minor buddhas are always meditating!!!! i need a buddha that will make me pancakes and get under a table if Buddha gets lonely.

I could loan you little Jim P if you want. He has the cutest little Nine Inch Nails look going on, and his goatee is sooooo retro 1990. I just love him

But all my minor buddhas are always meditating!!!! i need a buddha that will make me pancakes and get under a table if Buddha gets lonely.

I could loan you little Jim P if you want. He has the cutest little Nine Inch Nails look going on, and his g0at is sooooo retro 1990. I just love him

no thanks we are too keen on the gays up here in nirvanaland its not my decision mind you I dont care but some of the Buddhashivatas disagree

Ug, people on this site can be religious and to insult christianinty is just plain wrong and sick!

MOD ALERT

how is this an insult to christianity? lots of religions have gods..

Yes, my bad, but most have different names and he specifically meant God, not Buddah or anything. This technically could be insulting to many people. I am christian so I tend to say stuff like that that isn't totally acurate so excuse me for a moment*beats head into keyboard*
Sorry to drag this thread back but the BUdda is not a god. He is a divine indervidual who teaches people how to come to bliss and enlightment through meditaon. Buddism is the only major religion not to have a god.

I never said i was but I am 83773636 7|-|4|\| j00!

no thanks we are too keen on the gays up here in nirvanaland its not my decision mind you I dont care but some of the Buddhashivatas disagree

To his/her/it's own. I would never try to push him on you, but he has the cutest little cookie duster on his chin...Kinda reminds me of the grunge movement I started back in the 90's....Pass the pie

i love you guys
because of you this post doesnt suck anymore
btw how does 6's equate to r's
oh nm but thats a pretty fruitty r.

i love you guys
because of you this post doesnt suck anymore
btw how does 6's equate to r's

And we love you also. Want so pie and ice cream ?

i love you guys
because of you this post doesnt suck anymore
btw how does 6's equate to r's

you've never tried to spell things on a calculator have you? yes nirvanaland does get boring sometimes

l would love some pie and ice cream satan

l would love some pie and ice cream satan

First one is on the house, after that it is going to cost you your soul. I have to make a living you know. :)

pass that shit around

couldnt you jus play it off as gluttony. ill eat till it spills from my bowels, promise

couldnt you jus play it off as gluttony. ill eat till it spills from my bowels, promise

Deal...Have some more pie

Trickery!
this is soul-stealing pie

Trickery!
this is soul-stealing pie

Of course not..trust me. Would I lie to you ?

I would expect this from god but not you satan

LOL..

But I am your friend...and the ice cream is soooooo yummy...

ecspeccially the soul-stealing sort

its just not pie unless your losing your soul
isnt that like your creed or something

There is no such thing as soul stealing ice cream...




That may be the wierdest thing I have ever written

*That may be the wierdest thing I have ever written*
whats this now your chanting sutras in fine print
i think someone caught your hand in the metaphorical cookie jar satan

*That may be the wierdest thing I have ever written*
whats this now your chanting sutras in fine print

Of course. I invented fine print...

is that all i am to you satan a soul to be gobled

EDITED
whats this now your chanting sutras in fine print

Of course. I invented fine print...

Oh really is that why the bible is littered with it. lets see you squirm out of that one.

is that all i am to you satan a soul to be gobled

No, No..You are dear to me and precious. You are not a soul to be gobbled, you are a beautiful and unique creature.

Oh really is that why the bible is littered with it. lets see you squirm out of that one.

Well I did help write it....

tueche

im sorry satan i still have trust issues from back when i was with god

Thats ok...Just relax

you always know the right things to say

excuse me satan im gonna go masterbate and call it in for the night

i love you satan

dont you love me

Yes, I love you too...

*giggle*

You are soooooo cute

*blush* your just saying that

I would never lie to you...that is all just bad press from the right wingers

im going to stop posting now

God, if I sneeze while I hold my nose and close my mouth, will my eyes pop out?

this -GOD- (i hope in capitalizing all of the letters i wont go to hell) person is a fuhking genius. let me reinterate, a fuhking genius.

i happen to be a christian, believe it or not, and the only people whos offened me so far are those pretentious fools who think they rank up there with einstein, who was a known fervent jew and whose flawed logic led him to believe in God and diverted him from true greatness as an iconoclast, and whom (the pretentious people that is) cant begin to fathom why ideas that lack *idealism* is a bad thing and are fundamentally flawed because their puny brains can only register opportunism. Sadly enough many of these self proclaimed free thinkers are simply rebelling to conform utilizing arguments that now almost seem cliche.

*Idealistic meaning harmonious.

back to the matter at hand, -GOD-s greatness comes in his ablity to exemplify the idiocy of those who take this thread seriously with his carenot attitude. The last intelligant post i read was that of zuckoos on page 1, not to ascocaite myself with zuckoo just an opinion, addressing all those fools who demoralize an omnipotent being to a level of their own thinking as if God were some random person up in heaven calling the shots.

JUST FOR THAT COMMENT, I WON'T SEND THAT PLAGUE TO YOUR TOWN. I THINK I'LL SEND IT TO PARIS INSTEAD.

God, if I sneeze while I hold my nose and close my mouth, will my eyes pop out?

NO, BUT YOU BRAINS WILL SQUIRT OUT YOUR EARS.

How come you F-ed up so bad making people?

How come you F-ed up so bad making people?

SEE THE THING IS, I CREATED ALCOHOL BEFORE I CREATED HUMANITY. SO I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK AT THE TIME.

OK, SO REPLACE "A LITTLE" WITH "VERY".

COME ON, YOU LOT DON'T LOOK SO BAD. I WAS THINKING ABOUT GIVING YOU AN EXTRA ARM. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY ARMS.

How come you F-ed up so bad making people?

SEE THE THING IS, I CREATED ALCOHOL BEFORE I CREATED HUMANITY. SO I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK AT THE TIME.

OK, SO REPLACE "A LITTLE" WITH "VERY".

COME ON, YOU LOT DON'T LOOK SO BAD. I WAS THINKING ABOUT GIVING YOU AN EXTRA ARM. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY ARMS.

This explains so much.

Dear God...

Should I get wasted and go next door and beat up the neighbors 13 year old kid......for no good reason?

How come you F-ed up so bad making people?

SEE THE THING IS, I CREATED ALCOHOL BEFORE I CREATED HUMANITY. SO I WAS A LITTLE DRUNK AT THE TIME.

OK, SO REPLACE "A LITTLE" WITH "VERY".

COME ON, YOU LOT DON'T LOOK SO BAD. I WAS THINKING ABOUT GIVING YOU AN EXTRA ARM. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY ARMS.

This explains so much.
True indeed....
Why didn't you do the extra arm thing? It'd have been useful! Or an eye in the back of our heads...

O God...

So my best friend lives across the street, and we're both 14. Well, his little brother is 11, maybe 12 soon, I'm not sure what his birthday is. Anyway, he's ASININE, IRRITATING, NOSY, STUPID, and HYPERACTIVE. His medication doesn't make any difference - either that or I don't want to know what he's like without it. He's so scrawny and skinny that I can put my hands all the way around his neck with a couple centimeters to spare. Tell me God, should I strangle him?

-Zinny

Ug, people on this site can be religious and to insult christianinty is just plain wrong and sick!

MOD ALERT


how you can insult the jews, druze, muslims, bahai and whoever else is just plain wrong and sick

God do you have Buddhas number he's so sexy!

hey god, can you tell me why the emo kids haven't been smote down yet?

Dear God...

Should I get wasted and go next door and beat up the neighbors 13 year old kid......for no good reason?

ONLY IF THE KID HAS THREE ARMS. TAKE HIS THIRD ARM AND BEAT HIM WITH IT WHILE SAYING "STOP HITTING YOURSELF".

THEN TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CONSULT YOUR GYNOCOLOGIST

O God...

So my best friend lives across the street, and we're both 14. Well, his little brother is 11, maybe 12 soon, I'm not sure what his birthday is. Anyway, he's ASININE, IRRITATING, NOSY, STUPID, and HYPERACTIVE. His medication doesn't make any difference - either that or I don't want to know what he's like without it. He's so scrawny and skinny that I can put my hands all the way around his neck with a couple centimeters to spare. Tell me God, should I strangle him?

-Zinny

NO, PUT HIM IN A SMALL BOX WITH ONE AIRHOLE. THEN COVER UP THE AIRHOLE AND LEAVE HIM AT YOU CLOSEST BUS STOP.

God do you have Buddhas number he's so sexy!

FOOL, BUDDHA HAS NO PHONE NUMBER. HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MATERIAL POSSESSIONS.

hey god, can you tell me why the emo kids haven't been smote down yet?

SORRY, I FORGOT. AM I BAD?

God do you have Buddhas number he's so sexy!

FOOL, BUDDHA HAS NO PHONE NUMBER. HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MATERIAL POSSESSIONS.

I know he doesnt have a phone thats obvious but whats his phone NUMBER?

God do you have Buddhas number he's so sexy!

FOOL, BUDDHA HAS NO PHONE NUMBER. HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN MATERIAL POSSESSIONS.

I know he doesnt have a phone thats obvious but whats his phone NUMBER?

IF BUDDHA HAD A PHONE HIS NUMBER WOULD BE THE SAME NUMBER AS HOW MANY LEAVES THERE ARE THE TREES OF A FOREST.

Hey God, what happened to Blue Viper's most recent "The Last One to Post Here Wins" thread?

i can field that myself. i "mysteriously" dissappered. i create a new one now. ment to do it a couple of days ago.

I AM HERE TO FIELD YOUR QUESTIONS. AND WHY HASN'T ANYONE ASKED ABOUT THE COLOUR OF GEORGIE BUSH'S UNDERWEAR YET?

It's still here...I posted in it earlier, and it's still in my search as of a minute ago...

COLOUR

Wow! God is British?

COLOUR

Wow! God is British?

he could be aussie! we spell it like that aswell!

COLOUR

Wow! God is British?

SPELLING WITH A 'U' IN EVERYTHING IS THE GODLY WAY TO DO IT. YOU CAN'T BE A GOD UNLESS YOU MAKE FULL USE OF YOUR 'U'S.