NationStates Jolt Archive

Are there any porn sites on the web that are actually worth paying for :?:

You mean people PAY for porn??

To think all this time......

Thats where theyre keeping the GOOD stuff!!

im in the market for a new digital camcorder. any sugestions?

Have you considered a career in the amateur porn business?

Or.you could alway try your local Best Buy...they have pretty good deals.

*delivers a top-quality sandwich*

Thank you....

Come the revolution..you will be spared.
Is it a revolution that will spawn a sandwich driven economy???? If so, the Unidentified masses are already there, brother!!!

All for the sandwich economy (with burritos used for high ticket items)

Your sandwich proposal intrigues the Squatch....
the Squatch is a man who likes a good sandwich.

You shall be spared as well...

Im bored, and its probably your fault..
So.....

ASK THE SQUATCH!

Im bored, and its probably your fault..
So.....

ASK THE SQUATCH!

Why brussels sprouts? And why abalone?

Im bored, and its probably your fault..
So.....

ASK THE SQUATCH!

Why brussels sprouts? And why abalone?

wel...there has to foods taht nobody likes so that, we can easily identify those who DO like them....and put them into camps.

as for abalone........theyre shellfish impersonators.

Squatchey.

Squatchey.

yeeeeeeeees?

So tell me a bedtime story. I have to get up in 2 hours.

What made Raysia go insane ?

What made Raysia go insane ? whuh?

So tell me a bedtime story. I have to get up in 2 hours.

Shortened version:

Once upon a time..some stuff happened.

The end.

What made Raysia go insane ?

Destiny.

annnnnnnnnnnnnd:

BUMP! 2..3..4..

and BUMP! 2..3..4.

Squatchey.

Squatchey.

Indeed I am....in fact..Im very squatchey!

Squishy Squatch. :P

Squishy Squatch. :P

Your not the only one here to refer to me as "squishy"....

Im not sure why.....

It sounds cute.

Why am I at work on a Sunday (since 7:30am)? :(

It sounds cute.

So does Ebola.

Ebola.

It sounds cute.

I prefer "ruggedly handsome"....

What is/was your mother like?

What is/was your mother like?

very short...

and probably the most stubborn person on the face of the earth.
I once asked her if God himself, came to her and tried to something she didnt want to do..if He could do it...

She said.."He better not come alone."

Can we get married?

Can we get married?

Only in certain cities.....but the republicans want to change that.

IT'S BACK! ASK THE QUILL!

IT'S BACK! ASK THE QUILL!

Hey!

get your own pseudo-intellectual, quasi-prolific advice column!

I don't really care how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if he could chuck wood, but I am deeply interested to know WHY he'd want to chuck wood in the first place.

IT'S BACK! ASK THE QUILL!

Hey!

get your own pseudo-intellectual, quasi-prolific advice column!

I had to look up almost half of the words in there. I am not worthy! :lol:

should i set aside a couple vicodin for a rainy day or use them all today and tomorrow if i need to? (just had my wisdom teeth pulled this morning.)

IT'S BACK! ASK THE QUILL!

Hey!

get your own pseudo-intellectual, quasi-prolific advice column!

I had to look up almost half of the words in there. I am not worthy! :lol:

education is dead...don't go to school kids...just join a Gang...better chance for advancement...

IT'S BACK! ASK THE QUILL!

Hey!

get your own pseudo-intellectual, quasi-prolific advice column!

I had to look up almost half of the words in there. I am not worthy! :lol:

education is dead...don't go to school kids...just join a Gang...better chance for advancement...

My mommy says I shouldn't talk to you anymore.

IT'S BACK! ASK THE QUILL!

Hey!

get your own pseudo-intellectual, quasi-prolific advice column!

I had to look up almost half of the words in there. I am not worthy! :lol:

education is dead...don't go to school kids...just join a Gang...better chance for advancement...

My mommy says I shouldn't talk to you anymore.

Oh yeah?

Is your mommy cute?

She is a porcupine. She gave birth to me, a hampster with quills. :(

but what about my vicodin!

Your vicodin should be used to attack porcupines.

but where's the fun in that?

but where's the fun in that?
Due to me not know what a vicodin is, I am unable to answer that.

prescription strength pain killer. messes with your head, makes you dizzy and sleepy.

What do you mean 'where's the fun in that'?! Feeding porcupines vicodin would be fun to watch! Not that I'm into animal cruelty or anything...

eh. we'll see. i can't say i'd like to waste them.

prescription strength pain killer. messes with your head, makes you dizzy and sleepy.


Vicodin is a dangerous drug, and you shouldnt abuse them.

Send them to me..I'll dispose of them for you.

i'm not abusing it! i'm saving my mouth.

*Really, these days you can get anything cheap...or that's what the 6000 emails per day in my inbox say...

hmmf. these were prescribed. not illegal.

so, BackwoodsSquatches -- do you remember accusing me (in not so nice words) of fabricating the truth and even spamming, all because I was trying to wake people up to the dangers of a privatized black-ops group known as Blackwater?


Well, would this change your mind?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1521&u=/afp/20040410/pl_afp/us_iraq_congress&printer=1

*Really, these days you can get anything cheap...or that's what the 6000 emails per day in my inbox say...

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Dear Squatches:

do you think this (http://www.anycities.com/user/volkomen/see.swf) really happens?

Have you tried bondage :?: