NationStates Jolt Archive

hello? scuse me I'm still down here too. Lost the bloody torch

btw, wots a "wOOk"?

*opens the cellar door*
*pokes head through the door*
You found them penguins yet?

nope they got away ... er ... fancy giving me a hand out of here?

nope they got away ... er ... fancy giving me a hand out of here?

nope they got away ... er ... fancy giving me a hand out of here?

*holds out hand*

"Here, I'll pull you out!! Just take my hand."

Oh my... I ownder how they go tstuck down there... well it's one way to keep customers I suppose, *glares at monkey*

"Bad monkey, very bad monkey!!"

phew thanks, must've past out there for a bit.

*rubs grimy water, blood and hogs-fat from eyes*

need coffee PLEASE

*glares at monkey*

where'd Gaspode go?

phew thanks, must've past out there for a bit.

*rubs grimy water, blood and hogs-fat from eyes*

need coffee PLEASE

*glares at monkey*

where'd Gaspode go?

A Mouse dragged him into it's lair to devour him I assume either that or the penguins have im... *shrugs*
*passess over a coffee*
*monkey flips us all the finger and starts mopping the hog fat up*

*walk in curiously*

Hmmmm, must encourage creativity wherever it be found....


Hello? 8)

*walk in curiously*

Hmmmm, must encourage creativity wherever it be found....


Hello? 8)

What wise words! Now if only the server were responsive enough for there to be creativity...!
Would you like a coffee? Mind the fish he's a bit aggressive... and the monkey... well he's an entity onto himself

*Walks in dissapointed*

Is this the new place people go now? I whish someone would tell me what's going on with Pet ...

*pouts*

*Walks in dissapointed*

Is this the new place people go now? I whish someone would tell me what's going on with Pet ...

*pouts*
:(
Well pet seems to be keeping a low profile, but he's seems to be quite alright, and chuckeling over my larp character concept *tutt*
Don't worry! and here, I'm sure once Iki has finished moving and such their shop shall be as active as ever it was!

Hey! Can I have some tomato soup with rye bread? Thanks.

:roll:

That sounds good. But I prefer minastroni, being Italian.

phew thanks, must've past out there for a bit.

*rubs grimy water, blood and hogs-fat from eyes*

need coffee PLEASE

"I understand!!"

"Hey, Monkey, get this guy the best cup of coffe in the history of history. "

~a couple of minutes pass~

*hands Zarozina the coffee*

*hands Cuneo a bowl of minastroni*

*hands Bunnies her order*

"Just let me know if you guys need anyhitng else; oh and watch for the coffee monkey, he's in a bit of a mood."

phew thanks, must've past out there for a bit.

*rubs grimy water, blood and hogs-fat from eyes*

need coffee PLEASE

"I understand!!"

"Hey, Monkey, get this guy the best cup of coffe in the history of history. "

~a couple of minutes pass~

*hands Zarozina the coffee*

~several hours pass!~

Wow! That was the best cup of coffee in the history of history! Thanks Otaku, 'Spect.

*server so slow I have to go to pub now*

Grrrrr!

*Comes in wearing T-shirt saying "Wherever you go, there you are".*

Oh, there I am; I was wondering about that (thinks "should get a t-shirt printed saying wherever i am, here i am! then i'll always know")
Damm coffee's got cold!

I often forget where I am it would be nice having a t-shirt that reminded me that I was here... or there... or something like that

I often forget where I am it would be nice having a t-shirt that reminded me that I was here... or there... or something like that

or "don't you wish you were where you were when you wished you were where you are?"

where you wish what you were you wish, what?

where you wish what you were you wish, what?
makes sense if you read it slowly .. probably! :wink:

*tiptoes warily past the mad person and up to the counter*

coffee please

*passess coffee across to Gaspode*
*stretches*
I agree with the statement

*passess coffee across to Gaspode*
*stretches*
I agree with the statement
Which one?

Hi gaspode ,hi Twy how we all doin today?

*passess coffee across to Gaspode*
*stretches*
I agree with the statement
Which one?

Hi gaspode ,hi Twy how we all doin today?

wishing I could wake the server up... :c(
yourself?

LOL know the feeling. Me good, too much coffee tho. Maybe could do w one of them Molotov Cocktails - should sort the insides out!

*gets the urban guerilla war supply box out*
One molotov cocktail...
I was just looking at post titles and I think "Under God" would be a great title for a rp setting or story... just has a nive ring to it

Ta muchly!

Could be ... any specific ideas, or just mulling w the title?

*sips cocktail, farts loudly*

Ta muchly!

Could be ... any specific ideas, or just mulling w the title?

*sips cocktail, farts loudly*
I've got both sci fi and fantasy thoughts on it... darn it why can't my mind work in only two dimensions! must think more
gotta dash my work here is done!

C-ya.

*Comes in wearing T-shirt saying "Are you having fun on this plane of existence".*

well, good aftermorning, stranger

*sips Molotov Cocktail*

*farts loudly, then explodes*

well, good aftermorning, stranger

*sips Molotov Cocktail*

*farts loudly, then explodes* :shock: I'll have anything but what you're having.

*goes behind counter and pours Lakarian something else*

There ya go matey
Whassup?

Thanks *Sips something else* Hmmmm......Ginger beer, not bad.

Not much is up here besides the ceiling.

*looks up ... bits of ceiling fall in his eye*
Ugh!
Busy here tonight innit!

*Sips more ginger beer*. I always thought singularities did more business than this.

*Finishes beer and sidesteps into another reality*.

*ceiling falls in throwing Z into ... well, somewhere else*

*walks in wearing a black trenchcoat, sunglasses and a detective hat, and takes a seat far away from everyone else*

"I'll just have cappuchino with a black and white cookie, thanks."

*sips cappuchino while scanning the room suspiciously*

*walks in wearing a black trenchcoat, sunglasses and a detective hat, and takes a seat far away from everyone else*

"I'll just have cappuchino with a black and white cookie, thanks."

*sips cappuchino while scanning the room suspiciously*

*ghostly voice from big hole in floor where ceiling caved in*

t-h-e-r-e-s n-o-o-n-e t-h-e-e-e-r-e (w-o-o, w00000!)

*twiches in startlement*

*shifts eyes nervously, then suddenly jumps out the window and leaves a military standard gas bomb in the bar*

*remembers he has cappuchino in hand*

*sips some cappuchino*

*remembers he forgot his black and white cookie*

...leaves a military standard gas bomb in the bar



"GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! There's a bomb inside the coffee shop!!"

*runs around in circles, screaming*

"WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!?!"

A disheveled old man wearing a tye dyed t-shirt, denim overalls,and combat boots opens the dorr to the cafe,and walks in.
See's smoke billowing from the floor."Who dropped the pipe man!!"
grabs smoking object takes serveral deep drags on it as he walks out the door.

*trots in, trying to see through the remains of the smoke*

ack. the coffee beans will be ruined. :(

*blinks*
would people stop blowing up my coffee shop! *sigh*
I suppose the open ceilling aspect gives it a more open feel... *opens all the windows and puts some chairs outside...*
How are people this fine morning?
*walks behind bar gets out his standard issue assault cannon...*
Excuse me a moment
*walks out, activates genious mode tracking*
*fires micro rocket propelled bullet*
*walks back in*
That should remove the dudes left but cheak... god dang bombers...

"Scaaary!!"

"Scaaary!!"

"Scaaary!!"

"Scaaary!!"
It just reminds me to buy some rune stones, I'll have to go and have words with my dealer in another plain... hmmmm *thinks*

"Scaaary!!"
But here have a migi gem, there sweet and gummy... *smiles*
why are these boards so full of annoying black and white discussions that should really be discussed in shades of grey? I think their artificially ageing me!

*trots in looking for coffee*

*sidles in after Gaspode*

*trots in looking for coffee*
*Puts a bowl down,*
Gaspode stop looking in that bag... it WILL bite you

*sidles in after Gaspode*
Would you like anything?
*drinks coffee*

*sidles in after Gaspode*
Would you like anything?
*drinks coffee*

*sidles in after Gaspode*
Would you like anything?
*drinks coffee*

*hisses softly*

Do you have a fireplace I could sleep in?

*walks in looking dishevelled and covered in bits of fish*

good aftermorning. how r we all?

*walks in looking dishevelled and covered in bits of fish*

good aftermorning. how r we all?

*walks in looking dishevelled and covered in bits of fish*

good aftermorning. how r we all?
I'm fine... could have been better if microsoft would sort there mind out do we have 2003 enterprise server liscences or don't we eh? *grumbles*

woke up with a migraine this morning... *grumble* it was still very dark... *more grumbles*

and emmm yes we have a fireplace just there... it is lit...

and emmm yes we have a fireplace just there... it is lit...

*waddles over to the fireplace, leaving scorch marks on the carpet, & curls up in the embers of the fire*

*trots in looking for coffee*
*Puts a bowl down,*
Gaspode stop looking in that bag... it WILL bite you

Thanks. *laps the coffee*

*glances at the bag again*
but what IS it? it's such a curious shape!

*looks for bag*

can I get a fruit juice and a side order of crispy Jawas please?

*falls asleep in the fire*

prods Fero w Boys Wondamag cardboard cut-out prodding device(TM)

*falls asleep in the fire*

*quizzical look on face*

"Umm...please excuse my rudeness, but what kind of creature are you? First you were hissing, then you were waddling. Are you some kind of mutant snake/duck person?"

"By the way Twy i'm really sorry about the triple posting ..."

*blushes*

good aftermorning Otaku

Maybe it's a goose; they hiss AND waddle.
Or ... a penguin ... *starts to look nervous* ya don't think he's a penguin do you?

any chance of some service?

*falls asleep in the fire*

*quizzical look on face*

"Umm...please excuse my rudeness, but what kind of creature are you? First you were hissing, then you were waddling. Are you some kind of mutant snake/duck person?"

"By the way Twy i'm really sorry about the triple posting ..."

*blushes*

*pokes the server* Dont' worry about the tripple post, I've 4x and 5x posted due to the remarkable performance of this machine!
It is a very odd being, prehaps it's a demon... although the rarely waddle... and yes Zarozina it may be a Penguin... you could investigate?

Of course you could get service *hangs up a self service if no one is here... the monkey shall be watching, sign* what would you like?

And the bag... I really wouldn't go looking another me was wondering about and found it and thought it would make an interesting present however it's bad temper and pointy teeth made me think it's best to leave it in the bag... *nurses needle like teeth marks on his hand*

*wakes up & stretches, then breathes a small jet of flame onto the fire to re-light it*

*mews softly at Twy in the hope of getting a drink*

*wakes, cold*

*stretches and wanders over to the fireplace*

*touches noses with Ferociousss, carefully*

*curls up by the fire*

*curls his tail carefully over Gaspode to keep him warm*

*snores*

*repeatedly stabs gaspode*

*watches TAR trying to stab a stone*

Some people fall for it every time!

/me throws a handful of heatseeking fleas on gaspode

*repeatedly stabs gaspode*

TAR realises that as a result of stabbing the object with the intent of stabbing Gaspode he has infact stabbed himself repeatedly...

I installed the rune stones, a hand full of us are exempt from the negative side however the stones basically reverse effects....

Watches TAR get attacked by fleas

*mews softly at Twy in the hope of getting a drink*

*mews again hopefully*

*mews softly at Twy in the hope of getting a drink*

*mews again hopefully*

*notices*
oh sorry, would you like mmmmm water? coffee? *cocks head thinks*

*mews softly at Twy in the hope of getting a drink*

*mews again hopefully*

*notices*
oh sorry, would you like mmmmm water? coffee? *cocks head thinks*

Coffee, pleassse

But you're only a baby! you can have ribena.

But you're only a baby! you can have ribena.

Only if it'sss hot ribena

But you're only a baby! you can have ribena.

Only if it'sss hot ribena
*smiles*
sometimes I have to do what I'm told, Hot Ribena it is then... although that stuff is awful for your teeth...

You may actually get on with the beast in the bag come to think of it...

*hands over some hot ribena*

*smiles*
sometimes I have to do what I'm told, Hot Ribena it is then... although that stuff is awful for your teeth...

You may actually get on with the beast in the bag come to think of it...

*hands over some hot ribena*

*pads out of the fire & starts to lap up the ribena*

What'sss in the bag?

*smiles*
sometimes I have to do what I'm told, Hot Ribena it is then... although that stuff is awful for your teeth...

You may actually get on with the beast in the bag come to think of it...

*hands over some hot ribena*

*pads out of the fire & starts to lap up the ribena*

What'sss in the bag?

Space crystal dragon... it's got real sharp teeth and refuses to come out... So as you can guess I'm not to eager to put my hands in there again. Crystal dragons have such nasty tempers... but they dance that line between the metal and chromatic... *shrugs* plus it's got psychic ability not developed to any degree yet... *shrugs* people just leave things laying around... Crystal are none to shabby on the iq factor aswell... apparantly...

"Where'd you get the dragon? The same place you got the gem thingy?"

*serves another customer*

*pokes bag very carefully*

*loud growl eminates from bag*

EEEEK!!

"Where'd you get the dragon? The same place you got the gem thingy?"

*serves another customer*

*pokes bag very carefully*

*loud growl eminates from bag*

EEEEK!!
*stiffels Laugh*
be careful *waves finger*
A plain jumper found it on the outskirts of some star system and knew I was interested in all things diffrent... Has to be said it's a first... apparently the whole region of space was dead... *shrugs* looked like a raiding party had been through... doesn't matter where you are, when you are or what you are rubbish always seems to happen...
I am assuming it will eventually get bored and come out...

*finishes the ribena, carefully licking the last few drops from his teeth, then pads over to the bag & nudges it cautiously with his snout*

I'd be careful it bites! *drinks more coffee*
*sits cross legged on the counter*

I'd be careful it bites! *drinks more coffee*
*sits cross legged on the counter*

*backs away hastily as the bag moves* :shock:

*flaps wings in a futile attempt to join Twy on the counter*

*thick plumes of smoke curl from his nostrils as he flaps harder*

:(

*gives up & waddles forlornly back to the fire*

*backs away hastily as the bag moves* :shock:

*flaps wings in a futile attempt to join Twy on the counter*

*thick plumes of smoke curl from his nostrils as he flaps harder*

:(

*gives up & waddles forlornly back to the fire*

Poor baby! your wings are too little. maybe one day you'll be able to fly.

*leaps gracefully up to the counter*

*misses and tumbles over the far side*

Ow :|

Poor baby! your wings are too little. maybe one day you'll be able to fly.

*leaps gracefully up to the counter*

*misses and tumbles over the far side*

Ow :|

*waddles over & nudges Gaspode*

You ok?

*stiffles more chuckles*
but hopefully you'll be more graceful then Gaspode there...
*puts a small ladder down so Ferociouss can get up... and gaspode*

*scrambles up the ladder & curls up next to Twy on the counter*

*falls asleep*

a white crystal nose sticks out from the bag and seems to sniff as a flume of vapour escapes.
Reflective silver eyes appear next as the light reflects off of the smooth surfaces of it's crystal snout.
*Rests head at the edge of the bag and stares out*

oooOOOOoooh!

*gazes in admiration at the beautiful crystal dragon*

*scrambles up the ladder & curls up next to Twy on the counter*

*falls asleep*
you picked a good moment, server asleep
*notices the snout*
this could be trouble...

*snorts*
*flume of vapor escapes snout*
*pushes a bit more out of the bag*
the head glitters under the lights
*snorts and sighs*
*stares at the people sitting on the table*

*uncurls sleepily*

*sees the other dragon*

:shock:

*hisses & falls backwards off the counter*

*snorts*
*flume of vapor escapes snout*
*pushes a bit more out of the bag*
the head glitters under the lights
*snorts and sighs*
*stares at the people sitting on the table*

*is scared*

that thing looks dangerous! beautiful, but dangerous!

*crawls into a box under the counter*

*stares at everyone*
*snorts*

*stares at the crystal dragon*
*drinks coffee...*
*sighs*
*peers under the counter*
would you like a hand up or are you safe...
*looks at gaspode*
and don't worry it doesn't look as though it's very active at the moment...

*looks at gaspode*
and don't worry it doesn't look as though it's very active at the moment...

:shock: you mean... like a volcano?

dp

*blinks* I suppose... more like something that spends it's life somewhere cold and is now adjusting to it being rather warm...
*drinks coffee*
*fills a bowl for gaspode*
*puts non-flammable bedding in the box with Feociousss*
*sits back on the counter*
*looks down at the floor*
It's gonna be a bad month
*rests chin on knees*

*shuts the door behind her quietly*

Why's it gonna be a bad month, hon?

*speaks softly doesn't want to alarm the dragon*

*chuckles*
Coffee shops just a bit of fun see, at the end of the month I'm in charge of the office move from a technical standpointyoungest permenant member of staff woohoo... 25 servers, 2 tier network patchings, switching, firewalls, vpns, mail servers, oracle the whole kaboodle moved and running in three days... *stretches* it isn't much really but so much preperation and planning and other stuff, *eats chocolate*
*stretches*
I'll enjoy the move itself but all the hassel either end tshhhhh, new phone systems, new routers... more new hardware then I or my boss (conveniently in New Zealand from febuary till the end of may...) has managed to get to date... no sleeping for me...

Coffee by the way?

and I think it's ignoring us for the moment... and the other ones asleep... I wonder where the guy looking for the penguins has gone...

*chuckles*
Coffee shops just a bit of fun see, at the end of the month I'm in charge of the office move from a technical standpointyoungest permenant member of staff woohoo... 25 servers, 2 tier network patchings, switching, firewalls, vpns, mail servers, oracle the whole kaboodle moved and running in three days... *stretches* it isn't much really but so much preperation and planning and other stuff, *eats chocolate*
*stretches*
I'll enjoy the move itself but all the hassel either end tshhhhh, new phone systems, new routers... more new hardware then I or my boss (conveniently in New Zealand from febuary till the end of may...) has managed to get to date... no sleeping for me...

Coffee by the way?

Coffee would be great, ta.
*settles in the big armchair*

So, that sounds like a lot of work. i've a new job too in a week or so... i'll be pretty much gone as well. :(
*eats chocolate*

*passess on coffee*
Bleak... I used to play planetarion, A clan of us moved over to ferion but one by one people got new jobs and a once mighty alliance dissappeared... funny that.
New job, what as?

still admin, but more on the quality side.

anyway, i'm going to go home now. network is down so can't do any work. at least internet explorer still works! :D

happy easter Twy & thanks for the coffee. catch you on tuesday.

*finished the coffee*
*leaves shop, munching chocolate*
*pats the dragons on her way out*

Well Crystal D looks like I'm stuck here with you... I do so hope your not going to be a menace while I'm away? In fact prehaps I should take you with me... hmmmm :c/

and I think it's ignoring us for the moment... and the other ones asleep... I wonder where the guy looking for the penguins has gone...


*yawns*
Still here Twy, been drinking, sleeping in "mysterious other land" while waiting for server to wake up!

Hmm nice Dragon ... is it yours?

*strokes Gaspode's sleeping head*

*Sidesteps in from an alternate universe.*

*falls asleep*

....

*wakes up*
*sees no-ones about*
*falls asleep again*

I must be frozen in time. :shock:

"Wow...the dragon finally came out!!"

*serves some purple giraffes*

"By the way, I'm sorry I wasn't here for a while Twy, the naughty server wouldn't let me on..."

*slowly approches dragon*

*pets dragons head*

"Would you like something to eat? I bet your hungry."

*stretches*
hello, your brave that dragon has a pretty foul temper...
*smiles*
I was on "holiday"

*wakes up & stretches, knocking holes in the cardboard box at opposite corners with his snout & tail*

*shakes the bits of the box off & looks round, disgruntled*

*laughs*
Would you like something to help you wake up...
*sits on counter drinking coffee and reading a book on social interaction looking quite dumbfounded*

sorry double post ;)

"Wow...the dragon finally came out!!"

*serves some purple giraffes*

"By the way, I'm sorry I wasn't here for a while Twy, the naughty server wouldn't let me on..."

*slowly approches dragon*

*pets dragons head*

"Would you like something to eat? I bet your hungry."
*stares*
*growls*
*ducks head*

*laughs*
Would you like something to help you wake up...
*sits on counter drinking coffee and reading a book on social interaction looking quite dumbfounded*

I'm fine, thanksss

*waddles over & climbs carefully back up the ladder onto the counter*

*threads his head through Twys arm & studies the book, small curls of smoke puffing from his nostrils*

*wakes up from dreams of other taverns, other times*
Wellhello there barkeeping type persons , mr dragon
Any chance of some breakfast?

*blinks*

*wakes up from dreams of other taverns, other times*
Wellhello there barkeeping type persons , mr dragon
Any chance of some breakfast?
I think we can manage that, would you mind frying some bacon Ferociouss...
And your getting quite the hang of that ladder, I'm impressed!
I think I may give up on trying to understand mortals there so insanely illogical!

*pushes the door open*
hello.... er...
:? dragons?

Come in, Don't worry they don't bite... *looks at the crystal dragon and then down at Ferociousss* well he doesn't bite the pretty crystal one does...
*smiles*
Would you like a drink or a bun? or something else? I do books, archane items and weapons...

*wakes up from dreams of other taverns, other times*
Wellhello there barkeeping type persons , mr dragon
Any chance of some breakfast?
I think we can manage that, would you mind frying some bacon Ferociouss...
And your getting quite the hang of that ladder, I'm impressed!
I think I may give up on trying to understand mortals there so insanely illogical!

*breathes a small jet of flame onto some bacon, then turns it over with 1 claw & repeats the process on the other side*

*waves his tail in greeting to Aeysha*

*glances down*
I think we scared Aeysha away... :c(

*glances down*
I think we scared Aeysha away... :c(

*tail & ears droop* :(

*glances down*
I think we scared Aeysha away... :c(

*tail & ears droop* :(Hey, don't take it so hard - people'll get used to you, you'll s... ow that was my finger!

*glances down*
I think we scared Aeysha away... :c(

*tail & ears droop* :(Hey, don't take it so hard - people'll get used to you, you'll s... ow that was my finger!
*chuckles* well you shouldn't wave it about

*skulks about*
*finds a nice column and starts munching on the masonry*

*glances down*
I think we scared Aeysha away... :c(

*tail & ears droop* :(Hey, don't take it so hard - people'll get used to you, you'll s... ow that was my finger!
*chuckles* well you shouldn't wave it aboutit's self-governing - a bit like a cats' tail!
did ya have a good easter?

*Still frozen in time*. Man I'm bored.

"I'm finally back!!"

"Soooo, what's been happening lately?"