NationStates Jolt Archive

Update

I would like to thank Love and esterel for hosting these cards. I'd further like to say that anyone, in the course of debates (here or elsewhere) has my permission to use my cards (the poorly-drawn MS Paint jobs) - I can't speak for other people. Feel free to continue to contribute cards to the deck. And, when using them in debate, please don't use them to deliberately antagonise people. Pictures are no substitute for an argument, however stupid you may consider the other side's point of view...(but they can be awful fun).

The full deck, courtesy of Love and esterel, can be found at: http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm

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I missed the first hand, so I thought I'd add my own without gravedigging TH's thread. I present: the Gruen suit. Some are already covered/done, but thought I'd make my own. And no, I'm not a good artist.

http://img435.imageshack.us/img435/5301/crad0iy.png

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/795/crad28ts.png

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8867/crad33jn.png

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8273/crad45dy.png

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2833/crad46mh.png

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3735/crad48tr.png

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5225/crad44on.png

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/5143/crad49up.png

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6791/crad40wj.png

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6717/crad40gs.png

I missed the first hand, so I thought I'd add my own without gravedigging TH's thread. I present: the Gruen suit. Some are already covered/done, but thought I'd make my own. And no, I'm not a good artist.They get the message over and that's all that is important.

I might do my own I think....I like photoshop :)

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/1440/crad48gk.png

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/4766/crad42os.png

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/936/crad48rv.png

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/7230/crad48sv.png

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/7148/crad40lg.png

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/286/crad47xv.png

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/9160/crad41pl.png

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/2523/crad48nc.png

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/2296/crad43mf.png

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/1079/crad46lz.png

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4973/crad43ua.png

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6962/crad48gt.png

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4359/crad43fu.png

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/2041/crad49qq.png

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8684/crad43yn.png

Quite magnificent.

A few from Cobdenia...in TECHNICOLOUR!

I'll probably use this one quite a lot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/pastetech.jpg

If no matter how hard you try, the moron doesn't get the point your making, or when you just can't be bothered to argue:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/bar.jpg

Or if they make you really irritated:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/Chechnya.jpg

Or if they make you really irritated:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/Chechnya.jpg

I'm sure I'll be using this one -- A LOT. :D

Assuming you don't mind me stealing it, of course. ;)

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9219/crad45rf.png

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/872/crad45hk.png

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8519/crad40hh.png

That's me done, I think.

Alright, few more.

http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/6766/crad40ra.png

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3556/crad46qp.png

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5882/crad47ai.png

One more from me...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/capitalism.jpg

EDIT: Feel free, Cluich. These are all in the public domain!

A few from Cobdenia...in TECHNICOLOUR!

I'll probably use this one quite a lot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/pastetech.jpg

If no matter how hard you try, the moron doesn't get the point your making, or when you just can't be bothered to argue:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/bar.jpg

Or if they make you really irritated:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/Chechnya.jpg
Grand.

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/8813/crad48ad.png

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/4539/crad43ps.png

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/6938/crad40fw.png

http://img173.imageshack.us/img173/9611/crad44wu.png

Gruenberg is fast becoming the most amusing poster in the UN forum. :D

Bravisimo! Encore!

whooooooooooooo:p, well done

this is my favorite:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/bar.jpg

Something different:

http://x60.xanga.com/a0487543d163017563825/b12660392.jpg

That makes 40...if we add in TH's, I think we have a full pack.

besides the fact that you have way too much time on your hands, and the pictures could actually be better, there was a purpose with which the cards were first made. looking over yours, there is only a few that would actually make it (dont ask me which ones, because you failed to put their titles with the links :headbang: )

besides the fact that you have way too much time on your hands, and the pictures could actually be better, there was a purpose with which the cards were first made. looking over yours, there is only a few that would actually make it (dont ask me which ones, because you failed to put their titles with the links :headbang: )

k.

k.
most of the cards you came up with seem to be abuse cards, although there was a few good ones in there.

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/2523/crad48nc.png


Pardon me if I seem out of line here, but... dude! You go to Newgrounds, don't you? That's the exact title of one of their top Flash series! You are now officially :cool: !

No, I don't know what newgrounds is, actually...sorry.

Ok, that card is just an insult, and I wouldn't ever use it, as it's a flame. But any good cards player always keeps something back.

I was referring to www.newgrounds.com , a website where people introduce their flash creations for the public to either praise or verbally destroy as they see fit.

Oh, wow, well I like Flash sites. I shall investigate further. Ta.

LOL... newgrounds.... LOL

:eek: You LOL'ed newgrounds? Pray tell the source of the LOL-ness! *waits in rapt attention for response*

simple: because it is a sic assed site, full of amazing stuff. recomentadion: check out Retarded Animal Babies ;) they are kewl

besides the fact that you have way too much time on your hands, and the pictures could actually be better, there was a purpose with which the cards were first made. looking over yours, there is only a few that would actually make it (dont ask me which ones, because you failed to put their titles with the links :headbang: )
Are you a puppet of HotRodia?

simple: because it is a sic assed site, full of amazing stuff. recomentadion: check out Retarded Animal Babies ;) they are kewl
I have but one thing to say to you..............








BOO-YAH!!

besides the fact that you have way too much time on your hands, and the pictures could actually be better, there was a purpose with which the cards were first made. looking over yours, there is only a few that would actually make it (dont ask me which ones, because you failed to put their titles with the links:headbang:

Are you a puppet of HotRodia?

There's no way in hell. My puppets actually capitalize and punctuate in something resembling an appropriate fashion. No offense intended to The Lynx Alliance; I was just making an observation.

There's no way in hell. My puppets actually capitalize and punctuate in something resembling an appropriate fashion. No offense intended to The Lynx Alliance; I was just making an observation.
Thought as much. I just couldn't come up with another reason why LA would be so quick to promote your divine purpose.

Thought as much. I just couldn't come up with another reason why LA would be so quick to promote your divine purpose.

Pfft. As if I need any more puppets to promote my divine purpose. :p

Yeah, yeah... We all know you can never have too many puppets, am I right? *the crowd cheers in agreement* The masses have spoken! hehe...:D

whooooooooooooo:p, well done

this is my favorite:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/bar.jpg
Neville is African? :D Deadly! here i was picturing him as a Hobbit! :D

This thread is sticky worthy IMO.

There's no way in hell. My puppets actually capitalize and punctuate in something resembling an appropriate fashion. No offense intended to The Lynx Alliance; I was just making an observation.
WHats WrOnG With, Caps:"?

:D This is hardly a resolution script!

Some more in SUPERMARIONATION!

Commie!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/RED.jpg

Flame war starting insult:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/IRONBAR.jpg

Unrealistic, but well intentioned, resoltion:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/TATU.jpg

Resolution idea you hate:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/bowel.jpg

Nation leaving UN
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/office.jpg

"Gitchops"? You two are geni...um...i. i.

Lynx, I think the shoddy artwork is what makes Gruen's efforts so great.

"Gitchops"? You two are geni...um...i. i.

Lynx, I think the shoddy artwork is what makes Gruen's efforts so great.

*sob* So unappreciated in my own time. Think I'll go cut my ear off.

Unrealistic, but well intentioned, resoltion:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/TATU.jpg



This is pure genius! :D

"Gitchops"? You two are geni...um...i. i.

Lynx, I think the shoddy artwork is what makes Gruen's efforts so great.

I was torn between Gitchops, Fuckwit, and Turdburglar...

Fucktard can also be useful.

There's no way in hell. My puppets actually capitalize and punctuate in something resembling an appropriate fashion. No offense intended to The Lynx Alliance; I was just making an observation.
no offence taken, HR. i just have a habit of saying what i want to say, without the capitalisation and leaving the full stop off the end of the last sentence. also, to others, no i am not a puppet of HR, just that i was around when he came out with those cards

no offence taken, HR. i just have a habit of saying what i want to say, without the capitalisation and leaving the full stop off the end of the last sentence. also, to others, no i am not a puppet of HR, just that i was around when he came out with those cards
So was I but I don't presume to speak for him. Especially when Gruen asked if he was okay with it:

Not at all. If someone's inclined to make a legitimate and professional 52 card set I'd be very pleased. I simply don't have the time any more.

Neville is African? :D Deadly! here i was picturing him as a Hobbit! :D

This thread is sticky worthy IMO.

I love the smile of the man on the pic:)

Who is neville?

The full-time part-time barman in the Stranger's Bar. Not to be confused with the full-time part-time barman of the Flying Swan. Honest.

The full-time part-time barman in the Stranger's Bar. Not to be confused with the full-time part-time barman of the Flying Swan. Honest.

thanks

If the game need some more cards, i will be happy to contribute with the following:p

http://test256.free.fr/letsgoclubbing.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/groovy.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/storm.jpg

http://x06.xanga.com/fa086a565503317637944/z12713937.bmp

http://test256.free.fr/hocek.jpg

These are brilliant. If I might make a contribution:

http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/3589/cardpoor4gj.jpg

Anti-Environmentalist
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/ENVIRONMENT.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/HIGH.jpg

Pro-Free Trade:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/cobden.jpg

And of course:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/gandalf.jpg

OoC: Maybe I should actually do some work...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/HIGH.jpg
excellent;)

Reverse of some of mine:

Pro Communism:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/PROCOMMIE.jpg

Anticapitalism:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/ANTICAPITALIST.jpg

Bless you, Cobbo. Now we just need an 'oi! don't gang rape the environment' card.

Here you are; incorporating a picture of a 'cute' dolphin...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/PROENVIRONMENT.jpg

awwww...

Sorry I was choking on something there.

http://test256.free.fr/cutehappy.jpg

This is good stuff here.


I'm gonna add this to my Subscriptions...

i should say here that all the illustrations i used in the cards are computer generated illustrations by the famous artist Jason Brooks

Mine's Gordon Brown.

http://test256.free.fr/god.jpg

Is that supposed to be me? Please. I'm not blonde, I'm not tanned, and, most importantly, I do not wear white.

Yes that is my tong in my cheek, why do you ask?

Is that supposed to be me? Please. I'm not blonde, I'm not tanned, and, most importantly, I do not wear white.

You should have said it before, the card is as i imagined you, it's to late now, you will have to change your look according to the card now;)

that is my tong in my cheek,


Please, what mean "tong in my cheek"?

It doesn't matter. It's quite flattering actually.

Please, what mean "tong in my cheek"?

It's sort of like being sarcastic only not in a nasty way.

It's sort of like being sarcastic only not in a nasty way.

Not sure to have understand it 100%, but ok, thanks

http://test256.free.fr/god.jpg

I'd just like to see a larger version of the image used for this one. *waggles his eyebrows*

http://test256.free.fr/god2.jpg


I'd just like to see a larger version of the image used for this one. *waggles his eyebrows*

ok
http://test256.free.fr
jb004g1.jpg
and
jb070.gif
please let me know once you have download them, i will delete them

http://test256.free.fr/hocek.jpg

We don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed... :confused:

We don't know whether to be flattered or disturbed... :confused:

flattered :)

http://test256.free.fr/nightlife3.jpg

PS: Eternal Kawaii, it's just a joke, i hope there are no offenses here, if there is please let me know, i will delete my posts and apologize:)

The King of HotRodia

http://x77.xanga.com/065845033113117702206/z12759972.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/kenny3.jpg

Just something to keep in mind, wherever you may go...

http://test256.free.fr/MODS.jpg

[edit] Alright, I give up, why isn't this showing? Or is it just me?

[edit2] Fixed! Thanks, Love and esterel!

Shows for me.

Just something to keep in mind, wherever you may go...

http://test256.free.fr/MODS.jpg

[edit] Alright, I give up, why isn't this showing? Or is it just me?

if you don't mind i will host it, i like it:)


PS:you can edit your post with the following link, if you want
http://test256.free.fr/MODS.jpg

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7845/crad40im.png

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7845/crad40im.png


will be very usefull;)

will be very usefull;)

It comes up...often. If someone can think of a better illustration, please do say.

The King of HotRodia

http://x44.xanga.com/b048423a3063117702160/b12759937.jpg

Ahahahahahahaha!:D

I love it.

*bows*

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7060/crad42is.png

The King of HotRodia

http://x44.xanga.com/b048423a3063117702160/b12759937.jpg
Not to be picky but, you misspelled puppet.

Not to be picky but, you misspelled puppet.

Shhhh. That's part of what makes it so funny. :D

Not to be picky but, you misspelled puppet.
I know. That's why I replaced it with another one. Only I uploaded the wrong one. Which was even more daft then misspelling it in the first place. Hold on…

Done.

I use here Enn's original idea in his previous card:

http://test256.free.fr/fris2.jpg

I use here Enn's original idea in his previous card:

http://test256.free.fr/fris2.jpg
Good! Tried to use Fris' avatar in my MODS card, but seemed to only get the frame when one eye was closed when using Corel. Also attempted to make use of Salusa's mask, but it didn't fit properly.

In light of recent statements made by yours truly, and in consideration of my utter lack of skills when it comes to drawing things, I would like to commission (pardon spelling) someone to create a "Devil's Advocate Arguement" card. It doesn't have to have those words... I just want a card for use when either identifying someone who did that or doing that yourself. I would also like a card to flash when someone argues for something using reasons that actually put them against it. Kind of a 'make up your mind' or 'whose side are you on?' card. Upon delivery of said cards, I, Madame President of Intellect and the Arts, shall present the artist(s) with a gift of substantial amount. *A multitude of armored trucks pull up on Madame's right side and wait for instruction.* I wouldn't mind having multiple options from which to choose, either, so a greater gift can be given to the artist who makes the one I consider my favorite in each type. Thank you.

I'm on to it...

Started work on the devil card, got side-tracked by a 'pigs might fly' idea, which should get posted soon.

*she curtseys in gratitude while not knowing how to spell "curtsey"*

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/DEVIL.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/FLIPFLOP.jpg

Plus a couple of others:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/ARMY.jpg

and it's opposite:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/LITTLEMAN.jpg

Sadly, I must leave for now, so if anyone completes a card or more before I return, do not fear for your reward. It will arrive, just perhaps not immediately.


oooo... can't wait to see that "pigs may fly" one!! hehe...

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/DEVIL.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/FLIPFLOP.jpg

*gasp!* I love them!! *showers Cobdenia with gifts and muses (the official currency of Madame's nation) to inspire* You also happened to nail the exact idea I had (but didn't know how to go about using) for the devil's advocate, so you'll get an extra-special prize!! However, as I said, I must leave, so you'll get it tomorrow... unless someone comes up with one I like more, seeing as the "extra-special prize" is the one reserved for the person who comes up with the best entry into what is now called "The Grande Card Contest of Madame".

Started work on the devil card, got side-tracked by a 'pigs might fly' idea, which should get posted soon.
And here it is.
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/pig.jpg

And here's a new one from me for those ideas that just won't stay dead.
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/notagain.JPG

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5425/crad47hp.png

Here you go!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/DEVIL.jpg



scaring! whoooo:p

The King of HotRodia

http://x77.xanga.com/065845033113117702206/z12759972.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/hotrodia3.jpg

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/2751/crad44jx.png

http://img310.imageshack.us/img310/2751/crad44jx.png
We did? Whose?

Sirocco's (http://siroccothemod.blogspot.com/)

Some more:

Toothless resolution:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/TOOTHLESS.jpg

Let the thread die:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/euthanasia.jpg

Moral decency:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/MORALDECENCY.jpg

and the opposite:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/ORGY.jpg

Hmm...one photo of TaTu, another of lesbians...maybe I need a girlfreind...

http://test256.free.fr/power.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/moltan.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/values.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/Chechnya.jpg
I love a good meme.




http://test256.free.fr/god.jpghttp://test256.free.fr/god2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/TATU.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/ORGY.jpghttp://test256.free.fr/values.jpg
Not sure why we've suddenly got so many cards with hawt girls and/or lesbianism, but I'm not about to complain...

Not sure why we've suddenly got so many cards with hawt girls and/or lesbianism, but I'm not about to complain...

donno, maybe because it's FUN, hope yu don't dislike it tooo much

i will change the topic:

http://test256.free.fr/popa.jpg

Word of advice: don't go onto google image search and type orgy if you have kids in the room...

Word of advice: don't go onto google image search and type orgy if you have kids in the room...

indeed;)

all the cards in this thread are on the following page ... 85 so far
(hope i didn't forgot, let me know)

http://test256.free.fr/cards.htm

TLA: There were a whole lot more cards in the original House of Cards thread, located here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416966).

TLA: There were a whole lot more cards in the original House of Cards thread, located here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416966).

thanks,
I added them on the page, the count is 103 now:-)

http://test256.free.fr/cards.htm

We're missing one: Flibbleites's 'Just Not Arsed' card. I always liked the face on that one.

EDIT: By the way, big thanks to L&E for hosting all of these in one spot.

We're missing one: Flibbleites's 'Just Not Arsed' card. I always liked the face on that one.




oooooops, do u have the link please?

oooooops, do u have the link please?

No. Anyway, we've got a good selection as is.

No. Anyway, we've got a good selection as is.

?

http://test256.free.fr/record.jpg

104 we have 2 full 52-games:p
http://test256.free.fr/cards.htm

let's the party begin:D
May someone remind me the rules?

lol, my creation:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/Nightingales/3-explosion.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/Nightingales/Rejected.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/Nightingales/RejectedRealms.jpg

Thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and have a go at a few of these cards myself :).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/bf451a8b.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/7801c6f9.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/2452255d.jpg

TLA: There is a "NS =/= RL" card as well, but for some reason it disappeared. I've sent a message to Texan, so hopefully it will be recovered.

Not sure why we've suddenly got so many cards with hawt girls and/or lesbianism, but I'm not about to complain...

Now, there's a good mod! ;)

And, L&E, thank for hosting those larger images. :D

And, L&E, thank for hosting those larger images. :D

welcome, i like those:p

if you want some more:

http://www.jason-brooks.com/home3.htm

http://images.google.com/images?q=jason+brooks

http://www.folioart.co.uk/index.cfm?fuseaction=artist&artist=110

http://test256.free.fr/hotrodia3.jpg

Very...ah...ahem...nice. :cool:

Very...ah...ahem...nice.

*sharpen*

[I haven't had a running joke in a while]

We need a "get a life" card

And then we seriously need to use it on just about everyone who has posted on this thread.

We're missing one: Flibbleites's 'Just Not Arsed' card. I always liked the face on that one.
I didn't make the Just Not Arsed card, but I do have a copy of it.
http://bak42.notworksafe.com/images/NationStates/UNCards/Just_not_arsed.bmp.JPG

Ah, sorry, I'd only seen you play it.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6369/crad49zo.png
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1289/crad42gw.png

Ah, sorry, I'd only seen you play it.


pack updated with also with the JNA and the 2 by Flibbleites on the other thread

http://test256.free.fr/cards.htm

A few more suggestions:

NatSov
IntFed
I'm a UNOG Member
I resigned from UNOG
I rejected the UNOG invite

For a bit of balance:

http://home.ripway.com/2005-11/523187/gayscard.jpg

These were created by Ausserland, not myself.

http://home.ripway.com/2005-11/523187/aussermod.gif
http://home.ripway.com/2005-11/523187/aussergnome.gif

Now this really isn't fair :(.

The guys have cards to drool over.
The lesbians have cards to drool over.
Now the gays have a card.

What about us hetro girls? :p

Someone needs to fix this blatant discrimination immediatly, and as the old saying goes, if you want a job done right, do it yourself.

*goes off to image search pics of the Chippendales*

Post will be edited later today :).

Now this really isn't fair :(.

The guys have cards to drool over.
The lesbians have cards to drool over.
Now the gays have a card.

What about us hetro girls? :p

Someone needs to fix this blatant discrimination immediatly, and as the old saying goes, if you want a job done right, do it yourself.

*goes off to image search pics of the Chippendales*

Post will be edited later today :).


here you are:
http://test256.free.fr/hot%20stuff.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/polyhandry.jpg

A few more suggestions:

NatSov
IntFed
I'm a UNOG Member
I resigned from UNOG
I rejected the UNOG invite


http://test256.free.fr/unog.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/paradise2.jpg http://test256.free.fr/hell2.jpg

http://test256.free.fr/debate.jpg

Annexes:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/69de/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/69de/action/211167c/

ps: the retailer is not responsible should any customers who purchase this Lightsaber turn to the dark side

http://test256.free.fr/polyhandry.jpg
Hahaha, I think I've found Ms Yefremova's card.

Everything packed with the gay, gnome, quorum yay ones ...
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm
the previous version was only "hotlinked", but now they are duplicated (a "save as" the page will save everything offline)

please let me know if i missed one

Again, thanks for hosting all these. :)

I'm thinking this would make a nifty card

http://www.ratmuk.co.uk/psycho.gif

I'm thinking of calling it "no need to overreact"

Perhaps it can be played alongside other cards for emphasis?

Perhaps it can be played alongside other cards for emphasis? Perhaps yeah, I need to get it into an acceptable card format first though, and Photoshop 5 is crummy for animated gif's

Photoshop? I personally a fan of MSPaint!

Perhaps yeah, I need to get it into an acceptable card format first though, and Photoshop 5 is crummy for animated gif's

http://test256.free.fr/overreact.gif

hope you will like it:)

http://test256.free.fr/fris.gif

hope you will like it:)

http://test256.free.fr/overreact.gif

That's exactly what I wanted. Thanks! Was planning to do when I got home and could work on photoshop CS, but you've saved me time.

Video-card
"Gay Marriage is already supported by previous UN legislation"
http://test256.free.fr/marriage.gif

<snip huge gif>

Way to in-line a 7.2mb gif. You lose at life. Please insert quarter.

Way to in-line a 7.2mb gif. You lose at life. Please insert quarter.

not sure about what you mean
but if you want to know how long it took me for uploading the 7.2mB (not mb lol)
= 90 seconds:D

ps: if someone know if it's possible to have an animated gif using divx compression, thanks a lot (the original video is 3 mB with a better quality)

Since this seems to be happening at the moment,
http://home.ripway.com/2005-11/523187/zombies.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a354/nihongaz/floghorse.jpg

heres my first attempt at a card which may see a lot of use :)

2 video-cards

"this proposal violates my national sovereignty"
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/natsov.gif

"this proposal does nothing"
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/doesnothing.gif


ps: overract, zombies and horse added to the pack

2 video-cards

"this proposal violates my national sovereignty"
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/natsov.gif

"this proposal does nothing"
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/doesnothing.gif


ps: overract, zombies and horse added to the pack
OOC: I'm a little confused - what does an unamusing ad for orange juice have to do with ineffectual proposals?

maybe we should limit the size of those animated cards. those last 2 took a while to load.... and i have broadband

OOC: I'm a little confused - what does an unamusing ad for orange juice have to do with ineffectual proposals?


ooops, sorry, i tried a joke, but maybe it's not so fun (it's related with the game the girl is playing with the inscription in her back):(


PS: TLA, the video-card are not hosted by the forum, but on my FTP, and it's not mandatory to watch it:p
the original videos have a smaller size, but i donno how to integrate them in a card (sorry, i didn't get the time to include them in a FLASH animation, i think it's the best solution for that)

yeah, i know, but i was just thinking if people do decide to use them in a thread, only using the img tag, not the url one. other than that, they looked good. good job

Continuing my recent spree of cards,

http://home.ripway.com/2005-11/523187/logicerror.jpg

Continuing my recent spree of cards,

http://home.ripway.com/2005-11/523187/logicerror.jpg


whoooooooooo:p

I think the video animations might just be a bit long. While I'm griping (sorry!), is it entirely, um, appropriate that the 'gender equality' card continues the theme of scantily clad young ladies?

I think the video animations might just be a bit long. While I'm griping (sorry!), is it entirely, um, appropriate that the 'gender equality' card continues the theme of scantily clad young ladies?

Yes. Very much so.

I think the video animations might just be a bit long. While I'm griping (sorry!), is it entirely, um, appropriate that the 'gender equality' card continues the theme of scantily clad young ladies?
Well provided they chose to be scantily clad of their own free will, they are paid well and they are able to stop anytime they want it shouldn't be a problem.

I think the video animations might just be a bit long. While I'm griping (sorry!), is it entirely, um, appropriate that the 'gender equality' card continues the theme of scantily clad young ladies?


The 1st was a gay one
but, no pb, i will stop posting this kind of animation;)

Well provided they chose to be scantily clad of their own free will, they are paid well and they are able to stop anytime they want it shouldn't be a problem.
Splendid!

The Black New World, justifying your sins since 2003

Suddenly, I can't see any of the pictures... It's as if they were never there in the first place... Does anyone have any ideas as to why that might be so? I miss being able to see the cards! *sob*

Fine on my end…

Nevermind... I slapped my computer's CPU and became once again able to see the pictures... Apparantly, computers run better when treated violently. I always thought that only worked with CD players and old TVs...

Nevermind... I slapped my computer's CPU and became once again able to see the pictures... Apparantly, computers run better when treated violently. I always thought that only worked with CD players and old TVs...
well, technically, they are our slaves after all ;)

well, technically, they are our slaves after all ;)

0 RLY? (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=452444)

you still need to get that one to quarum, then passed as a resolution. until then, it dont mean jack

I guess it just goes to show that the addage "computers run on cusswords and smoke" is incomplete. Henceforth, it shall be known that "computers run on cusswords and smoke, but will occasionally require violent maintainance".

finally made it, the oxley moron card!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/lynx_raven_raide/pleaseexplain.jpg

Just thought up another one while reading the latest posts in the Repeal UCPL thread. Don't think its been done before.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/e11ebe0c.jpg

To jump on the bandwagon/avoid writing my essays...

http://hodgelett.com/Freespeech.pnghttp://hodgelett.com/Brokenrecord.pnghttp://hodgelett.com/alliance.png
http://hodgelett.com/speechless.pnghttp://hodgelett.com/braincells.png

Brilliant. Well done to all parties involved in the card-making and whatnot.

Made one for anyone who wants to use it. :p

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8061/phone0hu.gif

Amusing.

http://home.ripway.com/2005-12/534911/uma-member.PNGhttp://home.ripway.com/2005-12/534911/unog-member.PNGhttp://home.ripway.com/2005-12/534911/God-member.PNG

Amusing.

I thought so. :p

Made one for anyone who wants to use it. :p

http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8061/phone0hu.gif

Cluichstan, you forgot to put you mobile phone number on the card
What number should i call to have phonesex with Cluichstan?:p

ps: pack updated
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm

This is just a random thought, completely unrelated to any actual events.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3415/crad42dl.png

Finally got some cards done :)

http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/8296/confused1sa.jpg
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/346/delete6vg.jpg
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/3048/essay0pq.jpg
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/8262/fluffie3tn.jpg
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/8306/hippy4wp.jpg
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/2899/listening8io.jpg
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/6701/mechanics4pr.jpg

I know, they are just going over old ground, but they look nice :)

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/8784/wan4bj.jpg

Nice ones:)
added to the pack
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm

http://img492.imageshack.us/img492/7782/badscience3ss.jpg
http://img520.imageshack.us/my.php?image=race7cq.jpg
http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/1989/otters9va.jpg

I particularly like the Tony Blair card.

It has a certain touch of… urm… irony.

Cluichstan, you forgot to put you mobile phone number on the card
What number should i call to have phonesex with Cluichstan?:p


:eek:

http://img497.imageshack.us/img497/954/fossilfuels1td.jpg
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/4373/apprentice8py.jpg

That's it for now.

<snip>
Please remove this one from the pack. Image flamebaiting and threats are still flamebaiting and threats.

Please remove this one from the pack. Image flamebaiting and threats are still flamebaiting and threats.

Apologies. I have removed from my post.

http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/1989/otters9va.jpg

Cheers Hirota!;)

http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/1989/otters9va.jpg

Leonard Otterby
Ambassador for the Republic of Compadria to the U.N.

http://hodgelett.com/4v2.pnghttp://hodgelett.com/2legs.png
http://hodgelett.com/pretty.pnghttp://hodgelett.com/new.png

Please remove this one from the pack. Image flamebaiting and threats are still flamebaiting and threats.

I also removed it from the pack, you right, it's better without
Others added
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm

Hopefully this one is acceptable :)

http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/9044/mrt9sg.jpg

OOC: Incidentally, just as a general question, how do you make these cards?

OOC: Incidentally, just as a general question, how do you make these cards?

You can use this:
http://test256.free.fr/blank.jpg
everyone use his/her own format, but it's around 180*250

OOC: Incidentally, just as a general question, how do you make these cards?

I use photoshop. Others use paint, it varies.

I hope no-one minds me bumping this thread, but I was re-reading some of my own posts earlier today and found a debate I was involved with that went way off track for the UN (and ended up being closed for it). That made me think of this card. In a way, I'm kicking my own butt with it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/9ba07a75.jpg

Not a problem... And since I've been so recently inspired...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Random/lock.jpg

Hmmm...a more specific version of "Bad Science"...sorry if it's already been done...I've never done one of these:
http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/7352/einstein1mc.jpg

Pack updated:)
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm

here, have another
http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/8607/hug3fw.jpg

For a new, pointless thread:
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/690/chechnya1qq.jpg

For stupid proposals (sort of mean, maybe in the Silly Proposals thread):
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9941/jsn0sb.jpg

Smacked with the TAG herring of doom.

EDIT: is there a Red Herring card?

EDIT: is there a Red Herring card?
Now there is:

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/7672/redherring0du.png

Now there is:

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/7672/redherring0du.png

Please if you can help me:

Is your card related to this definition of red herring:
"any diversion intended to distract attention from the main issue"
http://www.hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=red+herring
thanks

Please if you can help me:

Is your card related to this definition of red herring:
"any diversion intended to distract attention from the main issue"
http://www.hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=red+herring
thanks

Yes, or I suppose you could use it to mean a fish with a hex code of #ff0000. ;)

Yes,

Ok thanks

or I suppose you could use it to mean a fish with a hex code of #ff0000. ;)

FF0000 (hex)= 16 711 680 (dec)?

Please if you can help me:

Is your card related to this definition of red herring:
"any diversion intended to distract attention from the main issue"
http://www.hyperdictionary.com/search.aspx?define=red+herring
thanksWell, there's always this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Random/redherring.jpg

If it's hard to make out the picture, it's a dog being distracted by the herring while the fox it's supposed to be chasing escapes.

FF0000 (hex)= 16 711 680 (dec)?
Sorry, I meant hex color code, so 256 red, 0 green and 0 blue.

Thanks:)

For a new, pointless thread:
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/690/chechnya1qq.jpg

And that would most likely be me. ;)

And another one that I think we might be needing, although it might have already been done:

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4001/postalink8pn.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/tripe.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/duel.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/JimRad-Mac/ns/mspaint.jpg

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9131/tpcard1kr.jpg

:D

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/605/new8ey.png

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3932/newnew5kc.png

As usual the pack is up to date:)
http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm

Question: What does a Star Trek fan do when she's bored?

Answer: See below :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/borg.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/f71056e5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/borg.jpgHeh. The Gnomes have a new favorite card.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/3932/newnew5kc.pngPshah! Someone who ain't bothered reading the stickies. I sincerely hoped that this guide (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9900794&postcount=8) would shut up those arrogant Godmoders who profess to instruct other players that their nations are in total compliance whether they like it or not.

Where's the "If you don't like it, resign from the UN!" card?
Another great one in this category: "I'm telling the gnomes on you!"

Made my own gnomes card. :cool:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4886/gnomes7yy.jpg

Made my own gnomes card. :cool:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/4886/gnomes7yy.jpg
That card scares me.

That was the idea. ;)

Where's the "If you don't like it, resign from the UN!" card?

Here!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/791/dontlikeit8un.png

http://hodgelett.com/telegram.pnghttp://hodgelett.com/un.png

http://hodgelett.com/un.png

Then you really don't need UN cards... :rolleyes:

Don't know about anyone else, but I think of this as a fun thread, so made this card for those who seem to be taking it a little too seriously ;):p.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Kyronia/4b5957cb.jpg

Ooh! Lollies! :p

I've needed one like this for a while.

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4007/banned6tf.jpg

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/5449/sofluffy7tp.jpg

By request of The Black New World...

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5729/tb0fo.jpg

Cluichstan's cards make the forums cry.

Cluichstan's cards make the forums cry.

Yes, I was thinking that God was an angel, and she's just a bat:(

Cluichstan's cards make the forums cry.

I'm good like that. Quite the dubious honour to have made the last post in the UN forum before the Great Crash.

Yes, I was thinking that God was an angel, and she's just a bat:(
She's an angel, just a dark one.

She's an angel, just a dark one.

She is a "fallen angel"? which one? Satan, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Lucifer, Belphegor, Mephistopheles, Azazel?

Yes, I was thinking that God was an angel, and she's just a bat:(
Blasphemer!

Then you really don't need UN cards... :rolleyes:
You never know, the non-UN members need representation sometimes.

I can't believe we didn't have anything similar to this:
http://hodgelett.com/johnlennon.png

On a side note, the Whales one is relevant to today's news. Save the bottlenose Whales! Keep your rivers whale friendly.:D

I take the UNOG God card as proof of what I've long suspected: God wears tartan!

Or are those spots, not squares, and my monitor's on its way out?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a118/teddygrahams113/KennyCard-A.jpg

An extra-special card you all may use ... free of charge.

I'll definitely be using that one. :D

The full-time part-time barman in the Stranger's Bar. Not to be confused with the full-time part-time barman of the Flying Swan. Honest.

Depends on how much you've had to drink, doesn't it?

http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/cards.htm
pack updated:)

In light of the recent flood of "ammendments":
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7575/untitled9by.png

Eventually, we'll have enough of these that we won't even have to type. Long, complex and very lucid arguments will be possible simply by posting images of cards. Of course, they will gradually evolve into pictograms, which will then evolve into an alphabet, and then we'll have to start typing again.

Eventually, we'll have enough of these that we won't even have to type. Long, complex and very lucid arguments will be possible simply by posting images of cards. Of course, they will gradually evolve into pictograms, which will then evolve into an alphabet, and then we'll have to start typing again.

Yeah - but each pictogram in the alphabet will represent a word and so if you string the individual pictograms in the right order, people will understand what you're saying.....

Yeah - but each pictogram in the alphabet will represent a word and so if you string the individual pictograms in the right order, people will understand what you're saying.....
And the forums will cry.

And the forums will cry.

Only the cards I make cause that. ;)

Only the cards I make cause that. ;)

Hmm.....

Maybe we should have LAE remove them from his site :P

Hmm.....

Maybe we should have LAE remove them from his site :P

Nah, I'm just gonna keep making more. :D

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/9539/toothless5kd.jpg

Nah, I'm just gonna keep making more. :D

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/9539/toothless5kd.jpg
We already have one of those. Don't put the forum through unnecessary stress. ;)

*Waits for the remark about being called a hypocrite for his "ammendment" card.*

We already have one of those. Don't put the forum through unnecessary stress. ;)



I think we already have one of these, too, but per Palentine's request...

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4609/catgirls4hn.jpg

Oh, and Ceorana? You hypocrite! :p

I think we already have one of these, too...
You're wrong.

We have two.

http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/crad48tr.png

http://test256.free.fr/UN%20Cards/einstein1mc.jpg