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I shal now do my evil bidding!!!!

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I've got a title for NEE! Dark Lord of the Post Whores!Exclent. *Tents his figers*

Get thee gone, heretic!No.
*Sits down defiantly*

While i'm at it, i nominate myself for the patron saint of realistic technology. I can dig up some links of threads wherein i've smited the godmodders and delusional hypertechs.Killing godmoders is pointless. Showing them the truth is good, and I do so when I can.

Get thee gone, heretic!

I say unto thee, nay! We must show the followers of the Fallen Ones the True path! We cannot gain by simply destroying those that the Evil has corrupted, we must convert them!...(or kill them in trying)...

The Teachers of The Way are not Heretics but guides on the path to MAXimal bliss!

I was actually calling him a heretic for his previous posts on this thread.

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! A SPLIT IN THE CURCH!

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! A SPLIT IN THE CURCH!

Not really, I pretty much agree with that and I'm sure -violet-s disciples does too, it's just the more stubborn ones that me must n00krifice.

We need a guy with style and rythem in the church. How about...

This guy. (http://www.watchmedance.com)

Also, do I have the Cliff Note job or not?

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! A SPLIT IN THE CURCH!

Not really, I pretty much agree with that and I'm sure -violet-s disciples does too, it's just the more stubborn ones that me must n00krifice.

*sighs in relife*

We need a guy with style and rythem in the church. How about...

This guy. (http://www.watchmedance.com)

Also, do I have the Cliff Note job or not?

ahhh!

ahhh!What? My question about the Cliff Notes or the Dance Man?

LOOK. I went over this several times, so I guess I better come up with a system. post suggestions for saints (you can suggest yourself) and the two founders of the church will decide whether you or whoever you suggested become saints. Tiburon, flat no, sorry. AO I'm still thinking about it (waiting for CC's opinion.) Western Asia, I love the idea, we have a saint. Holy St. Kitsylvania! Sorry for any who wanted to be the first saint.

And St. John and St. Matthew were post-humous saints.

WHAT? Why not!? :cry:

*Thinks Guanyu is going waaaay over the edge on this*

*Thinks Guanyu is going waaaay over the edge on this*

I kind of am, but then I'm not the only one.

And lo, there shall come a great server crash, and it will herals the day of judgement, and Max(x[x{x}]) shall sit on high and read from the book of the Forums the names of those who have earned free entry into NS2. But there will be many who will be cast down into the depths, the Nine Circles of DEAT thus described:

Flamers
Spammers
Godmodders
Trolls
Those of the Hideous Typing
Griefers
Wankers
1337s
Region Crashers

Praise be to [violet], prophet of Max(x[x{x}]), who shall lead us into NS2 and deliver us from BBCode! In your name we RP!

MODALERT!
MODALERT!
MODALERT!

LMAO! And there shall be signs that shall signal the end.
Steel Buterfly and New Genoa will have the same post count.
There will be a great server crash
Normack will have a normal post
A massive plagh of n00bs will sweep NS, bigger than any we have seen before
There will be mass flaming
A simultanius Region Crash of the Rejected Reams and the Pacific regions.
ANd much more

normal post?

While i'm at it, i nominate myself for the patron saint of realistic technology. I can dig up some links of threads wherein i've smited the godmodders and delusional hypertechs.Killing godmoders is pointless. Showing them the truth is good, and I do so when I can.

Get thee gone, heretic!

I say unto thee, nay! We must show the followers of the Fallen Ones the True path! We cannot gain by simply destroying those that the Evil has corrupted, we must convert them!...(or kill them in trying)...

The Teachers of The Way are not Heretics but guides on the path to MAXimal bliss!

Thats sort of what i ment by smite... proving to them that their 'technology' was unfeasible and impossible. (Converting, well, that depends on how likely they are to listen to reason, but i try). I did get Lima Beens to reconsider some of the tech on one of his ships.

My favorite so far was the person claiming tech so small the operational units were tinier than planck lengths.

--Presumptive St. Abigail Cantlebury, patron saint of reasonable and realistic technology.

While i'm at it, i nominate myself for the patron saint of realistic technology. I can dig up some links of threads wherein i've smited the godmodders and delusional hypertechs.Killing godmoders is pointless. Showing them the truth is good, and I do so when I can.

Get thee gone, heretic!

I say unto thee, nay! We must show the followers of the Fallen Ones the True path! We cannot gain by simply destroying those that the Evil has corrupted, we must convert them!...(or kill them in trying)...

The Teachers of The Way are not Heretics but guides on the path to MAXimal bliss!

Thats sort of what i ment by smite... proving to them that their 'technology' was unfeasible and impossible. (Converting, well, that depends on how likely they are to listen to reason, but i try). I did get Lima Beens to reconsider some of the tech on one of his ships.

My favorite so far was the person claiming tech so small the operational units were tinier than planck lengths.

--Presumptive St. Abigail Cantlebury, patron saint of reasonable and realistic technology.

(Read the mini text)...Indeed, good sir, thou hast smitten their insufferable and puny minds in seeking their redemption.

*looks around* Where's New Spartha? I wanna sacrafice him! Arcel too.

LOOK. I went over this several times, so I guess I better come up with a system. post suggestions for saints (you can suggest yourself) and the two founders of the church will decide whether you or whoever you suggested become saints. Tiburon, flat no, sorry. AO I'm still thinking about it (waiting for CC's opinion.) Western Asia, I love the idea, we have a saint. Holy St. Kitsylvania! Sorry for any who wanted to be the first saint.

And St. John and St. Matthew were post-humous saints.

WHAT? Why not!? :cry:bah, anyone can be a saint, you don't have to be ordained to it... a saint is just someone who is clean and believes in violent... in otherwords, someone who doesn't godmode :P

I'll join, but I don't think I'll take up any kind of high position - I'm much too humble for that. I'd be happy to help run the bake-sale, though :D

Lo, do I sense a PR Manager?

Sounds like fun... If you need one, I volunteer.

And lo, there shall come a great server crash, and it will herals the day of judgement, and Max(x[x{x}]) shall sit on high and read from the book of the Forums the names of those who have earned free entry into NS2. But there will be many who will be cast down into the depths, the Nine Circles of DEAT thus described:

Flamers
Spammers
Godmodders
Trolls
Those of the Hideous Typing
Griefers
Wankers
1337s
Region Crashers

Praise be to [violet], prophet of Max(x[x{x}]), who shall lead us into NS2 and deliver us from BBCode! In your name we RP!

MODALERT!
MODALERT!
MODALERT!

LMAO! And there shall be signs that shall signal the end.
Steel Buterfly and New Genoa will have the same post count.
There will be a great server crash
Normack will have a normal post
A massive plagh of n00bs will sweep NS, bigger than any we have seen before
There will be mass flaming
A simultanius Region Crash of the Rejected Reams and the Pacific regions.
ANd much more

normal post?

oh max, the 1st sign is here!

*looks around* Where's New Spartha? I wanna sacrafice him! Arcel too.

*looks for Rukemia* :twisted:

anyway, am I a saint or not?

And lo, there shall come a great server crash, and it will herals the day of judgement, and Max(x[x{x}]) shall sit on high and read from the book of the Forums the names of those who have earned free entry into NS2. But there will be many who will be cast down into the depths, the Nine Circles of DEAT thus described:

Flamers
Spammers
Godmodders
Trolls
Those of the Hideous Typing
Griefers
Wankers
1337s
Region Crashers

Praise be to [violet], prophet of Max(x[x{x}]), who shall lead us into NS2 and deliver us from BBCode! In your name we RP!

MODALERT!
MODALERT!
MODALERT!

LMAO! And there shall be signs that shall signal the end.
Steel Buterfly and New Genoa will have the same post count.
There will be a great server crash
Normack will have a normal post
A massive plagh of n00bs will sweep NS, bigger than any we have seen before
There will be mass flaming
A simultanius Region Crash of the Rejected Reams and the Pacific regions.
ANd much more

normal post?


:shock: eep!! :shock:


~Normack~
General Forum King
I n00k j00!!!.
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oh max, the 1st sign is here!

LOOK. I went over this several times, so I guess I better come up with a system. post suggestions for saints (you can suggest yourself) and the two founders of the church will decide whether you or whoever you suggested become saints. Tiburon, flat no, sorry. AO I'm still thinking about it (waiting for CC's opinion.) Western Asia, I love the idea, we have a saint. Holy St. Kitsylvania! Sorry for any who wanted to be the first saint.

And St. John and St. Matthew were post-humous saints.

WHAT? Why not!? :cry:bah, anyone can be a saint, you don't have to be ordained to it... a saint is just someone who is clean and believes in violent... in otherwords, someone who doesn't godmode :P

Yeah, but those kinds of saints aren't "St. Watzhisnehm" or whatever...

And I officially call the Book of Violet (Exodus). Dibs.