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The Church of [violet] of Modern/Future-Day NSers

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15-11-2003, 02:22
We, the [Violet]ists of NationStates, ask you to please hear our message and be converted to the one true NS faith!

All praise be to the Eternal Father of NS Earth, he who is known as Max(x[x{x}]) Barry! All bow down before His immortal prophet [violet]!!

You have all witnessed, as have I, the terrible turmoil the NS server has been through! In this day and age, n00bs threaten us with total destruction! Their kind must be wiped clean of Lord Barry's bandwidth, for the Holy README file states that too many people on the server crashes the server!

So, join with me, for we must meet his quota! Help us in our efforts to keep the server alive! Her Holiness [violet] must have at least 2 n00bs brutally n00krificed in her name every day!

Join me my brethren, and don't forget to say your MODALERTs at least thrice a day!

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Max(x[x{x}])'s Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt not have any Mods before Max, for he is the ruler of them all, and sits on the most high.
2. Thou shalt not make unto Max any .jpeg file
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Mods in vain
4. Rest during the Downtime, and do not send the Lord Max, your Creator, 643912 emails over the weekend
5. Honor your Region and your Alliance
6. Thou shalt not flame
7. Thou shalt not Godmode
8. Thou shalt not hack
9. Thou shat not shout false MODALERTs
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's puppets, nor his password, nor his population.

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Positions in The Church of [violet] of Modern/Future-Day NSers:
God: Max(x[x{x}]) Barry
Prophet: [violet]
The Only Mod To Have A Book Named For Him: The Most Glorious Hack
Head Missionary: -violet-s disciples
Missionaries: Raysia, Capsule Corporation,
Inquisitors: Thelas
Holy Scribe: Guanyu
Devil: Marathon
((make up your titles, Mods obviously get the higher positions!))

OOC: hehe, I originally started as "-violet-", but I guess it got DEATed because its mod impersonation lol

Mod edits are fun!
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:23
lol :roll:
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 02:25
I join simply for the nukrifices.
Thelas
15-11-2003, 02:25
lol :lol:
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:26
Sings:

"R-E-A-D-M-E, now that's the file for me..."
Crimmond
15-11-2003, 02:26
I was wondering when someone would take that issue and run with it. I had them all reeducated in my nation.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:27
Why is it Max(x[x{x}])?

And Thelas...post in the thread 8)

and you too Crimmond
15-11-2003, 02:30
Why is it Max(x[x{x}])?

And Thelas...post in the thread 8)Because Max keeps changing his name lol Maxx, then Max, next book will probably be Maxxxxxx.x.x...x.....x...
15-11-2003, 02:33
Sings:

"R-E-A-D-M-E, now that's the file for me..."hahaha

*Takes a position as a missionary*

*passes out "[violet]ism for Windows XP"*
[reploidproductions]
15-11-2003, 02:37
So... where do I fit into the scheme of things? :wink:
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:39
]So... where do I fit into the scheme of things? :wink:

Probably like Pope or something...

just don't let Raevyn in...we don't need any children raped :lol:
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 02:41
The prophet and the....what? I'm stumped.
15-11-2003, 02:41
]So... where do I fit into the scheme of things? :wink:

Probably like Pope or something...

just don't let Raevyn in...we don't need any children raped :lol:Nah, [Violet] is the pope/prophet.

[repprod] should be Head Executionress... is that a word?
The Eastern Bloc
15-11-2003, 02:41
]So... where do I fit into the scheme of things? :wink:

Probably like Pope or something...

just don't let Raevyn in...we don't need any children raped :lol:

Oh brother. Don't let Raevyn see your post or you'll get raped. :wink:
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 02:41
]So... where do I fit into the scheme of things? :wink:

Probably like Pope or something...

just don't let Raevyn in...we don't need any children raped :lol:

Wow...harsh!
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:43
With Marathon gone...and AMF friendly to me...

I'm really going into the depth charts to find someone to fling a good hearted insult at :roll:
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 02:44
I belive that Max Berry created the NS universe, and that someday, the nations fathful to him by RP'g right will be rewarded with a new world free of server problems and n00bs. And the old world will be overrun with n00bs.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:44
I belive that Max Berry created the NS universe, and that someday, the nations fathful to him by RP'g right will be rewarded with a new world free of server problems and n00bs. And the old world will be overrun with n00bs.

Heaven indeed
15-11-2003, 02:46
We all await the day when the NS Earth shall be upgraded to its Perfect glory!
Thelas
15-11-2003, 02:47
I am becoming a Inquisitor to hunt down all the n00bs in the universe, I will hunt them down and cleans this world of all n00bs. I will convert other players, and teach and enlighten the newbies in this world, and if they will not accept the truth, I will cleans them.

OOC: We need a devil
15-11-2003, 02:48
Claim your titles!

I'll be a missionary as well... or an inquisitor or something :P
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 02:49
OOC: We need a devil

Marathon
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:50
OOC: We need a devil

Marathon

Too bad he was deleted :lol:

Wait...what am I saying?
Thelas
15-11-2003, 02:50
OOC: We need a devil

Marathon

good idea, or another infamous mod hater
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 02:53
OOC: We need a devil

Marathon

Too bad he was deleted :lol:

Wait...what am I saying?

yes, he was deleated. NS version of "being damned"
15-11-2003, 02:53
Devil = Stephistan? :)

She's the mod that most peeps don't like... is there one who is dispised more?

(No offense... )
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 02:55
Devil = Stephistan? :)

She's the mod that most peeps don't like... is there one who is dispised more?

(No offense... )

oh god... :roll:

no mod-bashing
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 02:55
And lo, there shall come a great server crash, and it will herald the day of judgement, and Max(x[x{x}]) shall sit on high and read from the book of the Forums the names of those who have earned free entry into NS2. But there will be many who will be cast down into the depths, the Nine Circles of DEAT thus described:

Flamers
Spammers
Godmodders
Trolls
Those of the Hideous Typing
Griefers
Wankers
1337s
Region Crashers

Praise be to [violet], prophet of Max(x[x{x}]), who shall lead us into NS2 and deliver us from BBCode! In your name we RP!

MODALERT!
MODALERT!
MODALERT!
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 02:55
Devil = Stephistan? :)

She's the mod that most peeps don't like... is there one who is dispised more?

(No offense... )

*ahem* MARATHON!
15-11-2003, 02:57
Devil = Stephistan? :)

She's the mod that most peeps don't like... is there one who is dispised more?

(No offense... )

*ahem* MARATHON!oh allright...
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 02:57
I claim the title of Holy Scribe!
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:00
And lo, there shall come a great server crash, and it will herals the day of judgement, and Max(x[x{x}]) shall sit on high and read from the book of the Forums the names of those who have earned free entry into NS2. But there will be many who will be cast down into the depths, the Nine Circles of DEAT thus described:

Flamers
Spammers
Godmodders
Trolls
Those of the Hideous Typing
Griefers
Wankers
1337s
Region Crashers

Praise be to [violet], prophet of Max(x[x{x}]), who shall lead us into NS2 and deliver us from BBCode! In your name we RP!

MODALERT!
MODALERT!
MODALERT!

LMAO! And there shall be signs that shall signal the end.
Steel Buterfly and New Genoa will have the same post count.
There will be a great server crash
Normack will have a normal post
A massive plagh of n00bs will sweep NS, bigger than any we have seen before
There will be mass flaming
A simultanius Region Crash of the Rejected Reams and the Pacific regions.
ANd much more
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 03:02
Haha...if only the last were to come true :wink:
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:02
ANd in those final days, Pacifist nations shall wage war, while warmongers shall hide, and the stars in the sky will burn out (it could just be clud cover, we arn't quite sure yet)
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 03:06
In the beginning, there was Jennifer Government.
And Max made Nationstates that He might sell His Holy Book.
And He looked upon NS and saw that it was good.
And He said "let there be forums." And there were forums.
A Post click and a Submit, the first Thread.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 03:07
In the beginning, there was Jennifer Government.
And Max made Nationstates that he might sell his Holy Book.
And he looked upon NS and saw that it was good.
And he said "let there be forums." And there were forums.
A Post click and a Submit, the first Thread.

hmmm...wonder what the first thread was...

Max did have a nation at one point...
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:08
And Marathon will hack into the site and be reborn. And He shall gather an army of n00bs, in which he will use to wage war on the Mods of NS. His army will number in the hundereds, and a battle will ensue, which has never been seen in NS ever before. And lo! Max Berry appaered with the true BBcode, and will ban Marathon in the lake of Computer viruses, where he will be condemed to stay forever and ever.
imported_United Morgan
15-11-2003, 03:09
Haha...if only the last were to come true :wink:

Why?
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 03:10
And after a time He saw that his children were in need of guidance, and so in his infinite wisdom He made the first Sticky.

And to spread the Word of Max He created the Moderators and the Admins, that his Holy Law might be furthered in NS.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 03:12
"Because, fair Morgan, the rejected realms and the pacific are far too large and have lost touch with their inner Maxism..."
15-11-2003, 03:18
This weird cult has been hereby BANNED in The United People's State of Perfect China by executive order of President Nah Tan Mao, Chairwoman of the People's New Revolutionary Communsit Party.


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:e6ffnG-cETQC:cookministries.ibelieve.com/uploads/47/3610.jpg
President Nah Tan Mao
The United People’s State of Perfect China
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:21
This weird cult has been hereby BANNED in The United People's State of Perfect China by executive order of President Nah Tan Mao, Chairwoman of the People's New Revolutionary Communsit Party.


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:e6ffnG-cETQC:cookministries.ibelieve.com/uploads/47/3610.jpg
President Nah Tan Mao
The United People’s State of Perfect China

Fine, you will be banned, just like Marathon

"And a day will come, when Marathon will make Zihota rise as well, and together, they shall ride
15-11-2003, 03:25
Max(x[x{x}])'s Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt not have any Mods before Max, for he is the ruler of them all, and sits on the most high.
2. Thou shalt not make unto Max any .jpeg file
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Mods in vain
4. Rest during the Downtime, and do not send the Lord Max, your Creator, 643912 emails over the weekend
5. Honor your Region and your Alliance
6. Thou shalt not flame
7. Thou shalt not Godmode
8. Thou shalt not hack
9. Thou shat not shout false MODALERTs
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's puppets, nor his password, nor his population.
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:29
Max(x[x{x}])'s Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt not have any Mods before Max, for he is the ruler of them all, and sits on the most high.
2. Thou shalt not make unto Max any .jpeg file
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Mods in vain
4. Rest during the Downtime, and do not send the Lord Max, your Creator, 643912 emails over the weekend
5. Honor your Region and your Alliance
6. Thou shalt not flame
7. Thou shalt not Godmode
8. Thou shalt not hack
9. Thou shat not shout false MODALERTs
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's puppets, nor his password, nor his population.

oh, that's good
15-11-2003, 03:30
Max(x[x{x}])'s Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt not have any Mods before Max, for he is the ruler of them all, and sits on the most high.
2. Thou shalt not make unto Max any .jpeg file
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Mods in vain
4. Rest during the Downtime, and do not send the Lord Max, your Creator, 643912 emails over the weekend
5. Honor your Region and your Alliance
6. Thou shalt not flame
7. Thou shalt not Godmode
8. Thou shalt not hack
9. Thou shat not shout false MODALERTs
10. Thou shalt not covet your neighbor's puppets, nor his password, nor his population.

oh, that's goodhehehe
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 03:30
Marathon shall rise from the ashes of the DEATed, and all the hosts of the rejected realms shall be his army, and they will sweep through the forums as a plague upon the server. But, lo, in this time of crisis there shall arrive a Savior riding a white ICBM, and he shall sweep the hosts back to the lands of DEAT, and it shall be as if they never were, for all their posts will be but a memory.
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:33
Marathon shall rise from the ashes of the DEATed, and all the hosts of the rejected realms shall be his army, and they will sweep through the forums as a plague upon the server. But, lo, in this time of crisis there shall arrive a Savior riding a white ICBM, and he shall sweep the hosts back to the lands of DEAT, and it shall be as if they never were, for all their posts will be but a memory.

I already did the Marathon thing, see?:

And Marathon will hack into the site and be reborn. And He shall gather an army of n00bs, in which he will use to wage war on the Mods of NS. His army will number in the hundereds, and a battle will ensue, which has never been seen in NS ever before. And lo! Max Berry appaered with the true BBcode, and will ban Marathon in the lake of Computer viruses, where he will be condemed to stay forever and ever.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 03:34
http://www.georgeclooney.org/xpics/MaxBarry.jpg

Surgite! Inventite! Veni! Veni! Venias!
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 03:34
I know I just wanted to do it a different way.
15-11-2003, 03:44
http://www.georgeclooney.org/xpics/MaxBarry.jpg

Surgite! Inventite! Veni! Veni! Venias!All hail his holy geeknitude! ^_^

http://www.maxbarry.com/images/max/small152.jpg

ALL will read the holy works of Max! All will learn the works of Syrup and Jennifer Government!

All must praise max, and ask him to release his other secret works!
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 03:45
haha...geeknitude
Crimmond
15-11-2003, 03:50
Oh, I cant resist...

And the war will be won when the OOC Weapons are reborn into new incarnations, the IGNORE MK-18394383785949 and the Mini-Freaking Huge Cannon Of Justice, which will fire the nation killing shells marked with the divine words 'PWNED!!!' and 'N00b, your dead. Stay in character.' And the masses shall cheer as the n00b armies of Marathon are vanquished into the lake of viruses. And then the server will finally know peace, untill the sheer willpower of the n00bs causes another UPS related crash and the war shall begin anew.

(Also... the Mini-FRCOJ is almost complete. I just need a texture and background... :wink:)
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 03:50
How odd it seems that this whole thing started as an offhand comment that sacrificing a goat to [violet] might make the forums work... :D
15-11-2003, 03:53
The Holy README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsbible.jpg

Contains:
The Books of [violet]
The Holy FAQs
The Eternal Terms and Conditions
The Glories of the Stickies
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:53
Oh, I cant resist...

And the war will be won when the OOC Weapons are reborn into new incarnations, the IGNORE MK-18394383785949 and the Mini-Freaking Huge Cannon Of Justice, which will fire the nation killing shells marked with the divine words 'PWNED!!!' and 'N00b, your dead. Stay in character.' And the masses shall cheer as the n00b armies of Marathon are vanquished into the lake of viruses. And then the server will finally know peace, untill the sheer willpower of the n00bs causes another UPS related crash and the war shall begin anew.

(Also... the Mini-FRCOJ is almost complete. I just need a texture and background... :wink:)

And Zihota will be thrust into the lake as well. And all will be one with Max
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 03:56
The Holy README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsbible.jpg

Contains:
The Books of [violet]
The Holy FAQs
The Eternal Terms and Conditions
The Glories of the Stickies

dont forget the book of NS2 (Armogeddon)
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 03:58
The Holy README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsbible.jpg

Contains:
The Books of [violet]
The Holy FAQs
The Eternal Terms and Conditions
The Glories of the Stickies

The Tetrateuch! :shock:
Crimmond
15-11-2003, 04:02
*inner Christian starts ranting about that pic**sense of humor kicks him in the groin*
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:04
*inner Christian starts ranting about that pic**sense of humor kicks him in the groin*

rofl. Same here
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 04:05
*inner Christian starts ranting about that pic**sense of humor kicks him in the groin*

"AHHHH!!!!! CRIMMOND'S CRAAAAAAAZY!"

*Runs around in circles, arms waving, tounge hanging out...*
15-11-2003, 04:05
The Holy README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsbible.jpg

Contains:
The Books of [violet]
The Holy FAQs
The Eternal Terms and Conditions
The Glories of the Stickies

dont forget the book of NS2 (Armogeddon)No, that's contained in this contraversial new README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/boh.jpg

OOC: LOL I'm gonna get sooo struck by lightning for this lol
Crimmond
15-11-2003, 04:07
*sprays Static-B-Gone on Capsule*

There ya go.
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:07
The Holy README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsbible.jpg

Contains:
The Books of [violet]
The Holy FAQs
The Eternal Terms and Conditions
The Glories of the Stickies

dont forget the book of NS2 (Armogeddon)No, that's contained in this contraversial new README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/boh.jpg

OOC: LOL I'm gonna get sooo struck by lightning for this lol

LMAO!
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:09
In the Year Max 0 came the pop bug, and it swept through the lands unchecked for many days and wreaked havoc on the chosen of Max. The people beseeched Max to deliver them from it, and so He gave unto [violet] the book of php Manual. And [violet] went down from the admin panel and freed the people from the bug and they were grateful unto Max and gave Him many thanks and offerings.
15-11-2003, 04:09
The Holy README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/nsbible.jpg

Contains:
The Books of [violet]
The Holy FAQs
The Eternal Terms and Conditions
The Glories of the Stickies

dont forget the book of NS2 (Armogeddon)No, that's contained in this contraversial new README file:
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/boh.jpg

OOC: LOL I'm gonna get sooo struck by lightning for this lol

LMAO!mua hah hah, you ain't seen nothin yet.
Crimmond
15-11-2003, 04:10
"AHHHH!!!!! CRIMMOND'S CRAAAAAAAZY!"

*Runs around in circles, arms waving, tounge hanging out...**SLAP* ooops. Thought you were Walten again.

*evil Marathonic laugh*

(Yes! Marathonic. A new word for the forces of n00bdom!)
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:11
In the Year of our Lord 0 came the pop bug, and it swept through the lands unchecked for many days and wreaked havoc on the chosen of the Lord. The people beseeched Max to deliver them from it, and so He gave unto [violet] the book of php Manual. And [violet] went down from the admin panel and freed the people from the bug and they were grateful unto the Lord and gave him many thanks and offerings.

But the Bug will return as a sign of the end times, as Marathon's return draws near. And it shall be worse then before.

(Did Max realy have a nation when this started?)
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:12
I believe so, yes.
Crimmond
15-11-2003, 04:13
In the Year of our Lord 0 came the pop bug, and it swept through the lands unchecked for many days and wreaked havoc on the chosen of the Lord. The people beseeched Max to deliver them from it, and so He gave unto [violet] the book of php Manual. And [violet] went down from the admin panel and freed the people from the bug and they were grateful unto the Lord and gave Him many thanks and offerings.And the player of Crimmond shouteth: "Speak for yourself! I had three nations that were getting 7 issues a day! It was great!" He then gets a mild electric shock from his computer. "Ow!" he spoketh and the masses cheered again.
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:13
And one day He will return! Praise be to Max and to Violet! Their DEATs be done!

OOC: Yes I know Max DEATing anyone is debatable.
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:16
I believe so, yes.

so, it was like Eden, when god walked with Adam. wow.
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:17
I believe so, yes.

so, it was like Eden, when god walked with Adam. wow.

Go, AO! Run with it!
15-11-2003, 04:17
LOL POLL:

Is this getting creepy? :P
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 04:19
"AHHHH!!!!! CRIMMOND'S CRAAAAAAAZY!"

*Runs around in circles, arms waving, tounge hanging out...**SLAP* ooops. Thought you were Walten again.

*evil Marathonic laugh*

(Yes! Marathonic. A new word for the forces of n00bdom!)

Ah...and my behavior was quite Waltenic
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:19
LOL POLL:

Is this getting creepy? :P

YES! :shock:
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:20
LOL POLL:

Is this getting creepy? :P

yes. so?
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 04:20
LOL POLL:

Is this getting creepy? :P

YES! :shock:

It's meant to be :lol:
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:21
LOL POLL:

Is this getting creepy? :P

YES! :shock:

It's meant to be :lol:

Actually, it was just meant to be funny, but I think it has gone beyond that...
Nianacio
15-11-2003, 04:22
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Mods in vainLike this?
Oh my teh SLAGLands!!!!1@1oneshift+one :o:o:o
Godmodders
[...]
Those of the Hideous TypingHmmm...;)
1337s| \/\/||_|_ 83 |<||\|6 |\|()\/\/ |<||\|6 |\/|3!
Haha...if only the last were to come true :wink:Ya.
There will be a great server crashLonger than two days? :o:(
And Marathon will hack into the site and be reborn.He already is back.
And He shall gather an army of n00bs, in which he will use to wage war on the Mods of NS.I'd think he'd try to kill both groups at once...
Max Berry appaered with the true BBcode, and will ban Marathon in the lake of Computer viruses, where he will be condemed to stay forever and ever.He can't be kept out permanently.
And the war will be won when the OOC Weapons are reborn into new incarnations, the IGNORE MK-18394383785949 and the Mini-Freaking Huge Cannon Of Justice, which will fire the nation killing shells marked with the divine words 'PWNED!!!' and 'N00b, your dead. Stay in character.' And the masses shall cheer as the n00b armies of Marathon are vanquished into the lake of viruses.The OOC Weapons are the weapons of the n00bs...

Does this post make me the annoying guy who argues against your religion? *Hides*
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 04:25
"DIE HERETIC!"

...and marathon's back? :twisted: What's the boy's name?
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:27
"DIE HERETIC!"

...and marathon's back? :twisted: What's the boy's name?

yes, I feel the need to go and wadge war
Nianacio
15-11-2003, 04:28
Um...don't ask me...I know nothing! Really! *Runs off to find a new hiding place*
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 04:30
Um...don't ask me...I know nothing! Really! *Runs off to find a new hiding place*

*Chases him down with baseball bat*

"I uh...wanna take some batting practice..." :lol:
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:30
Um...don't ask me...I know nothing! Really! *Runs off to find a new hiding place*

IT'S MARATHON! GET HIM!
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:31
Wow, it's the Inquisition.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 04:31
Um...don't ask me...I know nothing! Really! *Runs off to find a new hiding place*

IT'S MARATHON! GET HIM!

Nah...I know Nianacio...and the real marathon could never hang around me that long in the NSMLB and not make one mean or stupid comment
15-11-2003, 04:33
quick! We need an exorcist! get the spirit of the Marathon Devil out of that man!
Nianacio
15-11-2003, 04:33
*Chases him down with baseball bat*

"I uh...wanna take some batting practice..." :lol:Okay...Um...I'll arrange for Vladmir to meet you at the ball park...He can give you some batting tips...
IT'S MARATHON! GET HIM!:o No I'm not!
quick! We need an exorcist! get the spirit of the Marathon Devil out of that man!Noooooo!
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:34
Wow, it's the Inquisition.

damn strait.
*stones Nianacio*
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:34
Get Al Sharpton! He could exorcise the evil out of a bunny if he wanted to!
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 04:35
Get Al Sharpton! He could exceorcise the evil out of a bunny if he wanted to!

or Dr. Phil :lol:
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 04:35
Get Al Sharpton! He could exceorcise the evil out of a bunny if he wanted to!

or Dr. Phil :lol:

AH! :shock:
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 04:36
quick! We need an exorcist! get the spirit of the Marathon Devil out of that man!

I HEARBY COMMAND THIS VILE SPRIT OF THE BANNED TO BEGONE!
Nianacio
15-11-2003, 04:37
damn strait.
*stones Nianacio**Jumps into APC and zooms into the sunset.*
Get Al Sharpton! He could exorcise the evil out of a bunny if he wanted to!*Finds Al Sharpton and pays him $1 million to stay on top of the APC*
or Dr. Phil :lol:*Ditto but with Dr. Phil instead of Al Sharpton*
I HEARBY COMMAND THIS VILE SPRIT OF THE BANNED TO BEGONE!Oh...too late...*Takes money back from Al and the Dr.
imported_Pantera
15-11-2003, 05:27
*Takes a position as a missionary*


*laughs hysterically*

It's kinda sad but that made me happier than anything in weeks.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 05:35
*Takes a position as a missionary*


*laughs hysterically*

It's kinda sad but that made me happier than anything in weeks.

Too much pantera
Crimmond
15-11-2003, 05:35
*jumps in Mech and chases after Nianacio*

*pays unknown, hooded person and unkown amount of money to ride on top with a microphone and rant about Al Sharpton and Dr. Phil*

*blasts Zepplin bumper music and switches to the man who removes the hood*

"Hello, I am the High Priest of the Church of the Painful Truth, Neal Boortz. Now I have a few questions for Mr Sharpton..."

http://www.lpws.org/images/nealboortz.jpg
Neal Boortz
Sydicated Radio Talk Show Host
High Priest of the Church of the Painful Truth
Registered Libertarian
Quote: "You shall know the truth and the truth shall make you mad!"
15-11-2003, 08:40
*Takes a position as a missionary*


*laughs hysterically*

It's kinda sad but that made me happier than anything in weeks.

Too much pantera...what is so funny about that...? I know its a joke, but it wasn't meant to be hysterical...
15-11-2003, 09:00
Sticking with the Church of the Subgenius, thankyewveddymuch!
15-11-2003, 09:01
I'll be a secondary prophet

And Max said," Lo, thee shall chase down Nianacio and thee shall beat him up with thy metal baseball bats, for Lo, he is really Marathon in disguise!"
The Most Glorious Hack
15-11-2003, 09:02
http://www.bateshome.com/jordan/boh.jpg

Sweet... I get my own eldritch tome.
15-11-2003, 09:13
I'll be a secondary prophet

And Max said," Lo, thee shall chase down Nianacio and thee shall beat him up with thy metal baseball bats, for Lo, he is really Marathon in disguise!"Thou art a false prophet! Prove thyself!
15-11-2003, 09:28
I'll be a secondary prophet

And Max said," Lo, thee shall chase down Nianacio and thee shall beat him up with thy metal baseball bats, for Lo, he is really Marathon in disguise!"Thou art a false prophet! Prove thyself!And Lo, Raysia's player was struck by a bolt of lightning which issued from the heavens, for daring to accuse Olympus Coliseum's player of being a false prophet. And Lo, Max said," Serves the damm fool right!"
15-11-2003, 09:30
I'll be a secondary prophet

And Max said," Lo, thee shall chase down Nianacio and thee shall beat him up with thy metal baseball bats, for Lo, he is really Marathon in disguise!"Thou art a false prophet! Prove thyself!And Lo, Raysia's player was struck by a bolt of lightning which issued from the heavens, for daring to accuse Olympus Coliseum's player of being a false prophet. And Lo, Max said," Serves the damm fool right!"*becomes a mod*

hahahaha! you fool!
Philopolis
15-11-2003, 09:31
I bow..to no one


Philip, Emperor of the Philos (NSPhilopolis@hotmail.com)
The Emperorate of Philopolis (http://philopolis.cjb.net)
15-11-2003, 09:32
Hack 12:15 Verse 5

"And lo, The Emerald Greens and Gundams of Tiburon returned and played on the server, and the clouds cleared, and the sun shined, and Max decreed, 'You, Tiburon, are the chosen one; thou hast been chosen to lead NS into the worldof light, and NS shall have none before thee..."

:P
The Most Glorious Hack
15-11-2003, 09:33
Hack 12:15 Verse 5

"And lo, The Emerald Greens and Gundams of Tiburon returned and played on the server, and the clouds cleared, and the sun shined, and Max decreed, 'You, Tiburon, are the chosen one; thou hast been chosen to lead NS into the worldof light, and NS shall have none before thee..."

:P

Heretic.
15-11-2003, 09:35
And Lo, Raysia's player was struck by a bolt of lightning which issued from the heavens, for daring to accuse Olympus Coliseum's player of being a false prophet. And Lo, Max said," Serves the damm fool right!"*becomes a mod*

hahahaha! you fool!And Lo, Raysia's player was IP-banned from the holy world of NationStates, and Lo, [violet] said," And Stay Out!"
15-11-2003, 09:39
Hack 12:15 Verse 5

"And lo, The Emerald Greens and Gundams of Tiburon returned and played on the server, and the clouds cleared, and the sun shined, and Max decreed, 'You, Tiburon, are the chosen one; thou hast been chosen to lead NS into the worldof light, and NS shall have none before thee..."

:P

Heretic.

Violet 1:45 Verse 8

"None shall have doubt in the Books, and call themselves a true believer, for the Books are the directives of Max, and while you may see the Books differently, for men are given different eyes; and thou are not unified as one, I pray unto thee that thou shalt not abandon the Books, nor take them in vain, nor use their purposes for worldly ones..."
Reploid Productions
15-11-2003, 10:02
*sticks a tag to this thread* This stuff is most thoroughly amusing. :lol:

And I recommend Sheol for your NS-Antichrist! :lol:
15-11-2003, 10:45
:lol: Definately...
15-11-2003, 10:48
*sticks a tag to this thread* This stuff is most thoroughly amusing. :lol:

And I recommend Sheol for your NS-Antichrist! :lol:hmm yes, thanks goes to -violet-s disciples' player... I wonder who that could be...? *inno* :mrgreen:
Spookistan and Jakalah
15-11-2003, 10:51
Bah! I'm an amaxist. I don't believe in Max. I think that the NS universe appeared spontaneously in the Big Boot and that Nationstaters evolved via random chance and mutation from Pong paddles.
15-11-2003, 10:56
Bah! I'm an amaxist. I don't believe in Max. I think that the NS universe appeared spontaneously in the Big Boot and that Nationstaters evolved via random chance and mutation from Pong paddles.ROFL
15-11-2003, 10:56
The Book of Max:

Book of NationStates
Book of Violet
Book of FAQs
Book of Eternal Terms and Conditions
Book of the Glories of the Stickies
Book of Hack
Book of Tiburon
Book of NationStates 2
GMC Military Arms
15-11-2003, 10:58
DO YOU FEEL THE POWAH OF THE LORD [VIOLET]?! SAY IT WITH ME, BROTHERS! FEEL THE POWAH, AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED!

<Goes off to change everyone's mottos to 'Ah feel the POWAH!'>
15-11-2003, 11:32
And thus begins the debate once again... are [violet] and Max(x[x{x}]) seperate players or one in the same?

For the great README file sayeth, that Max(x[x{x}]) and [violet] are one in purpose, and one in coding ability.
Thelas
15-11-2003, 12:42
Bah! I'm an amaxist. I don't believe in Max. I think that the NS universe appeared spontaneously in the Big Boot and that Nationstaters evolved via random chance and mutation from Pong paddles.


Bah! Heretic! (I am the inquisition :twisted: ) Let me see, here is the rack, and the whip, musn't forget the candles, and poiling tar, and the wax, and the horses, and the...
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 18:11
DO YOU FEEL THE POWAH OF THE LORD [VIOLET]?! SAY IT WITH ME, BROTHERS! FEEL THE POWAH, AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED!

<Goes off to change everyone's mottos to 'Ah feel the POWAH!'>

Should be "SAVED-AH!"
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 18:13
And thus begins the debate once again... are [violet] and Max(x[x{x}]) seperate players or one in the same?

For the great README file sayeth, that Max(x[x{x}]) and [violet] are one in purpose, and one in coding ability.

There is but One Max but it has three forms:
The Creator
The Admins
and the Code

Thus the Max who is One also is Three!
Nianacio
15-11-2003, 18:41
And Max said," Lo, thee shall chase down Nianacio and thee shall beat him up with thy metal baseball bats, for Lo, he is really Marathon in disguise!"Hmmm...

Today, the president of Nianacio (Who I've never bothered naming) unofficially said that The Church of [violet] of Modern/Future-Day NSers is mere mockery of the beliefs most commonly held in Nianacio. Now the Nianaciana actively dislike it.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 19:53
The Book of Max:

Book of NationStates
Book of Violet
Book of FAQs
Book of Eternal Terms and Conditions
Book of the Glories of the Stickies
Book of Hack
Book of Tiburon
Book of NationStates 2

heretic...there is no book of tiburon
15-11-2003, 20:03
I can dream, ne? :wink:
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 20:12
I can dream, ne? :wink:

No...Maxism specifcally outlaws dreaming of any kind...or winking for that matter
Padmasa
15-11-2003, 20:16
Can I join on as another inquisitor?
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 20:23
Can I join on as another inquisitor?

"Child, we are always looking for the enlightened ones..."
Nianacio
15-11-2003, 20:25
"Child, we are always looking for the enlightened ones..."I'm enlightened! I just walked through a room with helium in the air and tied some balloons to myself!
Padmasa
15-11-2003, 20:28
Can I join on as another inquisitor?

"Child, we are always looking for the enlightened ones..."

Excellent.

*Runs off to get truckload of torture impliments and The Holy Inquisitional MBT. *

The HIMBT - for when you absolutely must break through every N00B defense, and begin conversions with extreme prejudice.
Steel Butterfly
15-11-2003, 20:32
"Child, we are always looking for the enlightened ones..."I'm enlightened! I just walked through a room with helium in the air and tied some balloons to myself!

Excellent
15-11-2003, 21:03
A bar in Detroit.

God: You hear about that new [violet] cult?

Devil: Yes, bunch of fools. If it didn't get more people away from your side I'd set them straight.

God: I understand. You don't want me to have too easy a time during the war, huh?

Bob: Not the war again... can't you guys just get that over with?

Devil: I'm ready now. He's just lazy.

God: Hey, just because I look like Jerry Garcia does not mean I'm lazy.

Bob: That's enough you two. Now, who's up for another drink?

God and the Devil: Your buy?

Bob: *sigh* Why not?

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goddevilbob1.jpg
Freeshire
15-11-2003, 21:11
Sticking with the Church of the Subgenius, thankyewveddymuch!

Ah yes! The Subgenius strives for slack!
Total n Utter Insanity
15-11-2003, 21:19
Claim your titles!

Creator?
Freeshire
15-11-2003, 21:22
Your god-Maxx-is a fictitious character created by the upper class (the capitalist class) used to keep the working masses doped. The only way we're ever going to progress is if we free ourselves from the bondage of religion. Stop brainwashing us with your imperialistic dogma!

lol...
Spookistan and Jakalah
15-11-2003, 21:27
Your god-Maxx-is a fictitious character created by the upper class (the capitalist class) used to keep the working masses doped. The only way we're ever going to progress is if we free ourselves from the bondage of religion. Stop brainwashing us with your imperialistic dogma!

lol...

Nationstates is the opiate of the masses.
Guanyu
15-11-2003, 21:32
"And Max made the Mods in his own image, and he spake: 'Let them have Dominion over all the n00bs, and all the flamers, and all the trolls, and all the Realists who walk upon the ground, and all the Space Techies who fly among the stars.' And the Mods walked with Max in the Garden of the Private Mod Forum and Max saw that they were good."

-From The Book of Code
Nianacio
15-11-2003, 21:43
"And Max made the Mods in his own image, and he spake: 'Let them have Dominion over [...]all the Realists who walk upon the ground
They'll never catch me! Ahaha!
Atlantian Outcasts
15-11-2003, 22:55
I just might make a full "bible" if you will, of this cult. Covering Jennifer to NS2
15-11-2003, 23:58
*tags*
16-11-2003, 01:38
I can dream, ne? :wink:

No...Maxism specifcally outlaws dreaming of any kind...or winking for that matter

... 'kay, well, then may I be St. Tiburon?
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 01:41
I can dream, ne? :wink:

No...Maxism specifcally outlaws dreaming of any kind...or winking for that matter

... 'kay, well, then may I be St. Tiburon?

No.
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 01:46
Indeed...I am the first saint... St. Steel of Butterfly
16-11-2003, 01:47
I don't want to be the first saint, just a saint... St. Tiburon of the Gundams
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 01:48
Indeed...I am the first saint... St. Steel of Butterfly

Hmmm...I have less of an objection for you except you are alive, and this church only does post-DEATous sainthood. You could be an Enlightened One, spreading the word of [violet], if you want.
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 01:48
fine...but you have to be a martyr :lol:
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 01:49
Indeed...I am the first saint... St. Steel of Butterfly

Hmmm...I have less of an objection for you except you are alive, and this church only does post-DEATous sainthood. You could be an Enlightened One, spreading the word of [violet], if you want.

But those DEATed wouldn't become saints...and besides...I'm in charge here...

I'm Steel the Baptist! :wink:
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 01:50
fine...but you have to be a martyr :lol:

?
16-11-2003, 01:51
fine...but you have to be a martyr :lol:

?

I'm assuming this one is to me...

Well, then I can be Tiburon, Prophet of the Gundams!

Go loopholes!
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 01:52
tisk tisk

Main Entry: 1mar·tyr
Pronunciation: 'mär-t&r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English, from Late Latin, from Greek martyr-, martys, literally, witness
Date: before 12th century
1 : a person who voluntarily suffers death as the penalty of witnessing to and refusing to renounce a religion
2 : a person who sacrifices something of great value and especially life itself for the sake of principle
3 : VICTIM; especially : a great or constant sufferer <a martyr to asthma all his life -- A. J. Cronin>
- mar·tyr·i·za·tion /"mär-t&-r&-'zA-sh&n/ noun
- mar·tyr·ize /'mär-t&-"rIz/ transitive verb
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 01:52
fine...but you have to be a martyr :lol:

?

I'm assuming this one is to me...

Well, then I can be Tiburon, Prophet of the Gundams!

Go loopholes!

Let's get this straight...prophethood and sainthood are reserved for Mods and Admins only (some exceptions for inactivity nations.)
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 01:53
Indeed...I am the first saint... St. Steel of Butterfly

Hmmm...I have less of an objection for you except you are alive, and this church only does post-DEATous sainthood. You could be an Enlightened One, spreading the word of [violet], if you want.

But those DEATed wouldn't become saints...and besides...I'm in charge here...

I'm Steel the Baptist! :wink:

You aren't in charge here, but then neither am I, Steel the Baptist sounds good, but no sainthood! :D
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 01:53
Indeed...I am the first saint... St. Steel of Butterfly

St. Orion of Atlantis.
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 01:57
fine...but you have to be a martyr :lol:

?

I'm assuming this one is to me...

Well, then I can be Tiburon, Prophet of the Gundams!

Go loopholes!

Let's get this straight...prophethood and sainthood are reserved for Mods and Admins only (some exceptions for inactivity nations.)

Sorry, AO.
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 02:01
Indeed...I am the first saint... St. Steel of Butterfly

Hmmm...I have less of an objection for you except you are alive, and this church only does post-DEATous sainthood. You could be an Enlightened One, spreading the word of [violet], if you want.

But those DEATed wouldn't become saints...and besides...I'm in charge here...

I'm Steel the Baptist! :wink:

You aren't in charge here, but then neither am I, Steel the Baptist sounds good, but no sainthood! :D

Yes...but once I die (by getting my head chopped off and put on a platter) I'll be a saint :P
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 02:08
fine...but you have to be a martyr :lol:

?

I'm assuming this one is to me...

Well, then I can be Tiburon, Prophet of the Gundams!

Go loopholes!

Let's get this straight...prophethood and sainthood are reserved for Mods and Admins only (some exceptions for inactivity nations.)

Sorry, AO.

damn you
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 02:09
wait, I should be a saint, as I am putting all of the holy scriptures together
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 02:10
Hmm...I don't know I think Holy Scribe is better for that.
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 02:24
Hmm...I don't know I think Holy Scribe is better for that.bah, I'm doing it. read my post 1 page back

I also prophasised most of the End Times
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 02:26
Hmm...I don't know I think Holy Scribe is better for that.bah, I'm doing it. read my post 1 page back

I also prophasised most of the End Times

No you misunderstand me, I don't mean you shouldn't do it, I mean the title of Holy Scribe fits that work better so that's the title you should take.
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 02:36
Hmm...I don't know I think Holy Scribe is better for that.bah, I'm doing it. read my post 1 page back

I also prophasised most of the End Times

No you misunderstand me, I don't mean you shouldn't do it, I mean the title of Holy Scribe fits that work better so that's the title you should take.

oooh, ok.
16-11-2003, 02:47
*sigh* Okay you people, time to shape up here. I am God, not this Max[x]9**] or however you spelled his name. I am getting a little irritated at the plagerising of My best selling book and I don't think you want to end up like those Trekkies that tried to translate My word into Klingon...

Also, aren't you people forgeting one of the deities you're so proud of?

[dredd]

You people aren't even through in your blasphemy.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 02:55
*sigh* Okay you people, time to shape up here. I am God, not this Max[x]9**] or however you spelled his name. I am getting a little irritated at the plagerising of My best selling book and I don't think you want to end up like those Trekkies that tried to translate My word into Klingon...

Also, aren't you people forgeting one of the deities you're so proud of?

[dredd]

You people aren't even through in your blasphemy.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

Die heretic! :lol:
16-11-2003, 02:58
*thundercloud appears over Steel and zaps him repeatedly*

Ooops, did I do that? :lol:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God
Padmasa
16-11-2003, 03:02
*sigh* Okay you people, time to shape up here. I am God, not this Max[x]9**] or however you spelled his name. I am getting a little irritated at the plagerising of My best selling book and I don't think you want to end up like those Trekkies that tried to translate My word into Klingon...

Also, aren't you people forgeting one of the deities you're so proud of?

[dredd]

You people aren't even through in your blasphemy.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

*Jumps in the HIMBT and tries to run the heretic down.*

THOU SHALT SEE THE TRUTH YET!!!
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 03:02
*sigh* Okay you people, time to shape up here. I am God, not this Max[x]9**] or however you spelled his name. I am getting a little irritated at the plagerising of My best selling book and I don't think you want to end up like those Trekkies that tried to translate My word into Klingon...

Also, aren't you people forgeting one of the deities you're so proud of?

[dredd]

You people aren't even through in your blasphemy.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

The word you are looking for is "thorough" and we didn't forget about [dredd], he just hasn't been worked into it yet. You notice there hasn't been a whole lot about [reploidproductions] yet either.
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:03
*thundercloud appears over Steel and zaps him repeatedly*

Ooops, did I do that? :lol:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God
brings in the weapon of truth, Max Berry's gift to us, the Ignore cannon
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 03:04
*thundercloud appears over Steel and zaps him repeatedly*

Ooops, did I do that? :lol:

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God
brings in the weapon of truth, Max Berry's gift to us, the Ignore cannon

Aims it at heaven, fires...
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:04
The word you are looking for is "thorough" and we didn't forget about [dredd], he just hasn't been worked into it yet. You notice there hasn't been a whole lot about [reploidproductions] yet either.

or Zihota :lol:
16-11-2003, 03:09
*bats away Ignore blast* Hey now... Don't make me wake up the Horsemen...

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/teletubbiesevil.jpg

I released them once and you saw what happened....

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:11
*bats away Ignore blast* Hey now... Don't make me wake up the Horsemen...

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/teletubbiesevil.jpg

I released them once and you saw what happened....

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

OH MAX! THEY ARE HIDEIUS! ONLY MARATHON COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MARATHON!
16-11-2003, 03:34
ME? MARATHON?!!!

*hits Smite button**nothing happens**presses it again**computer starts to lock up**presses Ctrl-Alt-Dlt**computer reboots* "Damned Tech Support! Can't fix anything!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

I told you not to buy Windows '95.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/godbob.jpg
Bob

You want to find out how Job felt? Then shut up.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:35
ME? MARATHON?!!!

*hits Smite button**nothing happens**presses it again**computer starts to lock up**presses Ctrl-Alt-Dlt**computer reboots* "Damned Tech Support! Can't fix anything!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

*Nelson Voice*
HAHA!
16-11-2003, 03:38
*shrivels AO's vocal chords*

HAHA! :P

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goddevil.jpg
Satan
16-11-2003, 03:38
Hmm...I don't know I think Holy Scribe is better for that.bah, I'm doing it. read my post 1 page back

I also prophasised most of the End Times

No you misunderstand me, I don't mean you shouldn't do it, I mean the title of Holy Scribe fits that work better so that's the title you should take.

oooh, ok.

I resent that... I've written some passages of the Books of Violet and Hack...

>_>
<_<
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:40
*shrivels AO's vocal chords*

HAHA! :P

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goddevil.jpg
Satan

*ignores*

Tiburon: I know you did, I'm just putting them all together
Roania
16-11-2003, 03:42
ME? MARATHON?!!!

*hits Smite button**nothing happens**presses it again**computer starts to lock up**presses Ctrl-Alt-Dlt**computer reboots* "Damned Tech Support! Can't fix anything!"

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

I told you not to buy Windows '95.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/godbob.jpg
Bob

You want to find out how Job felt? Then shut up.

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/god7a.jpg
God

OOC: God and Bob, where's the devil?

By the way, if God really is like that, it explains a lot.
16-11-2003, 03:42
Well, my work deserves to be recognized, ne?
Crimmond
16-11-2003, 03:43
*shoves puppet into drawer* Ok ok, I just couldn't resist having a little fun with all the religious stuff in the thread.
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:44
Well, my work deserves to be recognized, ne?

sure, eveyone's work will be recognized
*get's idea*

ok, how is this: We each work on different books

I CLAIM NS2!!!!!! (AKA: Revelations)
Western Asia
16-11-2003, 03:46
*encourages RepProdThaMod to beatify Kitsylvania as "St. Kits, Patron Saint of Pacifism"*

Sign WA up...sorta.
Crimmond
16-11-2003, 03:47
OOC: God and Bob, where's the devil?

By the way, if God really is like that, it explains a lot.Right here.

*shrivels AO's vocal chords*

HAHA! :P

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goddevil.jpg
Satan

BTW, Can I do the Cliff Notes? :lol:
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:47
I am St. Orion of Atlantis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times. (see, I do have a reason to be a saint)
16-11-2003, 03:48
Well, my work deserves to be recognized, ne?

sure, eveyone's work will be recognized
*get's idea*

ok, how is this: We each work on different books

I CLAIM NS2!!!!!! (AKA: Revelations)

'kay, well... I wrote a verse of Hack and a verse of Violet, but since my Hack verse was heretic, I guess I'll have to stick with Violet...
Total n Utter Insanity
16-11-2003, 03:50
...and in the end times there shall be false prophets and yay upon them lay a large stone...
Crimmond
16-11-2003, 03:51
Can I do the Cliff Notes? :lol:
16-11-2003, 03:55
:lol:
16-11-2003, 03:57
The citizens of the Holy Empire of Angelotica will not participate in such a blasphamy :!:
Total n Utter Insanity
16-11-2003, 03:57
...from a great height.
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 03:58
I am St. Orion of Atlanis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times. (see, I do have a reason to be a saint)

You can't be...people would get confused...being that Orion is my region
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:59
...from a great height.

*ahem*
I am the Prophet, not you. nice try, though
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 03:59
I am St. Orion of Atlanis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times. (see, I do have a reason to be a saint)

You can't be...people would get confused...being that Orion is my region

Um, Orion is the leader of my nation :?

so, technecly, I can
16-11-2003, 04:01
I am St. Orion of Atlanis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times. (see, I do have a reason to be a saint)

Hey, wait a minute... then why can't I be St. Tiburon of Haven, patron saint of the Gundams and Prophet of Violet?
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 04:01
I am St. Orion of Atlanis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times. (see, I do have a reason to be a saint)

You can't be...people would get confused...being that Orion is my region

Um, Orion is the leader of my nation :?

so, technecly, I can

bah...well...then I'll sue you for copyrights :wink: :lol:
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:03
I am St. Orion of Atlanis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times. (see, I do have a reason to be a saint)

You can't be...people would get confused...being that Orion is my region

Um, Orion is the leader of my nation :?

so, technecly, I can

bah...well...then I'll sue you for copyrights :wink: :lol:

nope, can't do that. I have been using Orion WAY before I came here. I used him on every Thread War (RPG thread game)
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 04:05
Liar...you obviously are against Maxx!

(Hey...we're supposed to be as reasonable as the catholic church here...aren't we?)
Crimmond
16-11-2003, 04:06
I am St. Orion of Atlanis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times.(see, I do have a reason to be a saint)Atlanis?

I claim St. Orion of Atlantis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times.

:lol:
The Most Glorious Hack
16-11-2003, 04:09
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goddevilbob1.jpg

OMFG! Someone besides me remembers that show!

Sir, you kick ass. :D
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:10
I am St. Orion of Atlanis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times.(see, I do have a reason to be a saint)Atlanis?

I claim St. Orion of Atlantis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times.

:lol:

Typo, big whoop, and you can't do that because:

I have already done most of the book of NS2 so far

you are not Orion

you are not from Atlantis

so:
I claim Saint Orion of Atlantis. Patron saint and Prophet of the End Times.
16-11-2003, 04:14
You actually wrote stuff out? I was just gonna go with the Book of Violet as it went along...
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:15
You actually wrote stuff out? I was just gonna go with the Book of Violet as it went along...

some, most of it is already on here. These visions come when needed, they arn't something that can be pushed :D
16-11-2003, 04:17
And since we wrote down the books, aren't we technically saints?
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:17
And since we wrote down the books, aren't we technically saints?
I already declaired myself one
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 04:18
And since we wrote down the books, aren't we technically saints?
I already declaired myself one

Same here...only to be denied
16-11-2003, 04:19
Mabye I should be the Devil, considering I'm kind of a Spammer. :P
16-11-2003, 04:20
And since we wrote down the books, aren't we technically saints?
I already declaired myself one

Same here...only to be denied

Well, no one's denied St. Tiburon of Violet, Patron Saint of the Gundams... yet...
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:24
Mabye I should be the Devil, considering I'm kind of a Spammer. :P

no, Marathon is the Devil.
16-11-2003, 04:25
Mabye I should be the Devil, considering I'm kind of a Spammer. :P

no, Marathon is the Devil.Ohh, ok, mabye I should be a minon then. :P
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:27
Mabye I should be the Devil, considering I'm kind of a Spammer. :P

no, Marathon is the Devil.Ohh, ok, mabye I should be a minon then. :P

fine, whatever. You and Ziotah
16-11-2003, 04:29
w00t! w00t! I, North-eastern Europe, Spammer/Post-whore of the General Forum, am an evil minion!!!
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:31
w00t! w00t! I, North-eastern Europe, Spammer/Post-whore of the General Forum, am an evil minion!!!

oh my Max, you are a Post whore. I never looked at your post # before, or the date you joined. By Max.....
16-11-2003, 04:32
Yes, fear me, and my posts count!!! *Laughs manicly* :twisted:
Total n Utter Insanity
16-11-2003, 04:35
OH MY MAX
16-11-2003, 04:36
So now do you think I should have a little higher postion then a minon?
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:37
So now do you think I should have a little higher postion then a minon?

no, your right where you should be
16-11-2003, 04:37
Postmaster-General of the Forces of Darkness? :wink:
Padmasa
16-11-2003, 04:37
Postmaster-General of the Forces of Darkness? :wink:

Seconded, infidel!
Total n Utter Insanity
16-11-2003, 04:38
90 odd posts a day since June? I think you need to lie down and tell me your problems...
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:39
90 odd posts a day since June? I think you need to lie down and tell me your problems...
and I thought I posted a lot...........
16-11-2003, 04:41
90 odd posts a day since June? I think you need to lie down and tell me your problems...
and I thought I posted a lot...........It should be more, I have lost about 9,000+ posts in the purges.
16-11-2003, 04:42
Postmaster-General of the Forces of Darkness? :wink:I like it. :P
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:43
90 odd posts a day since June? I think you need to lie down and tell me your problems...
and I thought I posted a lot...........It should be more, I have lost about 9,000+ posts in the purges.

:?
you don't lose post #'s. Hell, I've lives through like 2 of them, and I still have as many as I should
16-11-2003, 04:45
In the General forum you do. Your threads, probably didn't get purged.
Padmasa
16-11-2003, 04:46
90 odd posts a day since June? I think you need to lie down and tell me your problems...
and I thought I posted a lot...........It should be more, I have lost about 9,000+ posts in the purges.

:?
you don't lose post #'s. Hell, I've lives through like 2 of them, and I still have as many as I should

Yeah you do, I lost more than half my postcount. I was at something like 1,300.
DNS
16-11-2003, 04:46
The biggest problem with purges is losing old tech. Like i can't find my synth diamond or radiophage threads anymore. :cry:
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 04:47
In the General forum you do. Your threads, probably didn't get purged.

actualy, they do. *remembers the Rukemian Wars, now just dust in the wind*

sigh......
16-11-2003, 04:48
I know that you get your post # taken down from the purges, I have had a lot taken away from me.
16-11-2003, 05:05
The Holy Empire of Angelotica is a great place to live... you all must come here, but leave your blasphemous religion with you!!!!! lol
16-11-2003, 05:12
So am I the Dark One, in this religion, or what? :?
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 05:12
The Holy Empire of Angelotica is a great place to live... you all must come here, but leave your blasphemous religion with you!!!!! lol

bah, Max is the god of NS!
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 05:13
So am I the Dark One, in this religion, or what? :?

one of the demons. Marathon is the Devil
16-11-2003, 05:14
So, I'm a Major Demon then? :?
16-11-2003, 05:19
bah, Max is the god of NS!


Ah!! Blasphemy!! :!:
16-11-2003, 05:32
<Tag>
Yay for Maxism!...
(Then, because I can't resist the reference)
... Yay for Gerbils! Yay for Mark Llama's helium Gerbil Farm!
The Most Glorious Hack
16-11-2003, 08:40
<Tag>
Yay for Maxism!...
(Then, because I can't resist the reference)
... Yay for Gerbils! Yay for Mark Llama's helium Gerbil Farm!

Careful there, or I'll use my Spoonguard on you...
Steel Butterfly
16-11-2003, 08:41
bah, Max is the god of NS!


Ah!! Blasphemy!! :!:

Uh...his is...
16-11-2003, 09:03
Mods obviously get the higher positions!



Thats bullshit, there just like everyone else but instead they have suck ups like you bowing before them.
16-11-2003, 09:07
Mods obviously get the higher positions!



Thats bullshit, there just like everyone else but instead they have suck ups like you bowing before them.Flaming. And a very poor choice of words if I may say so. You have to make the target FEEL the ha- what on Earth am I doing? I'm helping someone! A flamer at that! ACK!

http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/goddevil.jpg
Satan
Western Asia
16-11-2003, 09:57
And since we wrote down the books, aren't we technically saints?

Nay, my kind sir, thou art a disciple and a founder of the Church...indeed, thy fame and honor shall live long in the hearts of the people as the scribe of The Word of Max[x]
16-11-2003, 13:42
*Does evil biddings, like*

(+1) :shock:
Atlantian Outcasts
16-11-2003, 14:08
And since we wrote down the books, aren't we technically saints?

Nay, my kind sir, thou art a disciple and a founder of the Church...indeed, thy fame and honor shall live long in the hearts of the people as the scribe of The Word of Max[x]

*ahem* st John, st Matthew, etc.......

I'm keeping my title. Besides, where would you be without a Prophet of the End Times? :P
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 16:58
LOOK. I went over this several times, so I guess I better come up with a system. post suggestions for saints (you can suggest yourself) and the two founders of the church will decide whether you or whoever you suggested become saints. Tiburon, flat no, sorry. AO I'm still thinking about it (waiting for CC's opinion.) Western Asia, I love the idea, we have a saint. Holy St. Kitsylvania! Sorry for any who wanted to be the first saint.

And St. John and St. Matthew were post-humous saints.
16-11-2003, 17:17
I Raven, the Leader of The Holy Empire of Demonic Anarchy have passed some of your cult laws. I have allowed the slaughter of first borns on live T.V. and not so sure if I want to be converted, just we sure as hell arn't the nicest nation in the game...
Do I get something for being converted? :twisted: :evil:


:tantrum:
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 17:20
This isn't the cult from the issues, this is a purely forum-based one.
16-11-2003, 17:27
I'll join, but I don't think I'll take up any kind of high position - I'm much too humble for that. I'd be happy to help run the bake-sale, though :D
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 17:29
I'll join, but I don't think I'll take up any kind of high position - I'm much too humble for that. I'd be happy to help run the bake-sale, though :D

Lo, do I sense a PR Manager?
16-11-2003, 22:42
LOOK. I went over this several times, so I guess I better come up with a system. post suggestions for saints (you can suggest yourself) and the two founders of the church will decide whether you or whoever you suggested become saints. Tiburon, flat no, sorry. AO I'm still thinking about it (waiting for CC's opinion.) Western Asia, I love the idea, we have a saint. Holy St. Kitsylvania! Sorry for any who wanted to be the first saint.

And St. John and St. Matthew were post-humous saints.

Uh... all saints are post-humous in the catholic church. You explicitly can't even be beautified until you're dead. And then you have to perform a miracle after your death.
16-11-2003, 22:46
While i'm at it, i nominate myself for the patron saint of realistic technology. I can dig up some links of threads wherein i've smited the godmodders and delusional hypertechs.
16-11-2003, 22:48
I shal now do my evil bidding!!!!

+1
Nianacio
16-11-2003, 22:53
While i'm at it, i nominate myself for the patron saint of realistic technology. I can dig up some links of threads wherein i've smited the godmodders and delusional hypertechs.Killing godmoders is pointless. Showing them the truth is good, and I do so when I can.
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 22:54
I shal now do my evil bidding!!!!

+1

I've got a title for NEE! Dark Lord of the Post Whores!
Guanyu
16-11-2003, 22:55
While i'm at it, i nominate myself for the patron saint of realistic technology. I can dig up some links of threads wherein i've smited the godmodders and delusional hypertechs.Killing godmoders is pointless. Showing them the truth is good, and I do so when I can.

Get thee gone, heretic!