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The Republic of Lure Ching Guo has announced the creation of a football tournament to be held later this month. All nations (even those outside the North Pacific) are invited to join in the festivites. If you would like to sign up, please leave a post here.

PS: This is the football with gridirons, wacky touchdown dances (Sapp was funny), and "any given Sunday".

The Nastic Knights are on their way.

Discussion with alien race that made judgments about Earth without ever meeting a person from it:

"You have never been to Earth, you don't understand our languages, this is made VERY clear by what you say you are 'translating' from Earth texts. ALthough, I did like the article on the evolution of the blood sacrificein human culture. However, that is NOT what major-league football is for...."

We in barbaratic pride ourselves on our dedication to all sports.

Our team of Barbies will demolish ALL who stand in our way!

1. So is that two or three confirmed entries?
2. The tournament will not commence until at least after the North Pacific Track and Field Games (too many international games at the same time divides attention)

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I would like to sign up for the football tournament. The Bum Bum Dance nation, that is. :D

We, The Federation of The twoslit experiment, encourage all healthy forms of competition. Sue is an especially health-conscious person.
Therefore, we will present our own award-winning team, The Quantum Wave-Particle Dualities. Our team is especially talented at the quantum theoretical uncertainties of American Rules Football. We have the latest techniques for training our athletes to be multi-talented. We intend to make full use of quantum theoretical aberrations so that other teams will have no idea what we might do until after measurements of what we have done have been taken.

The Republic of Lure Ching Guo has announced the creation of a football tournament to be held later this month. All nations (even those outside the North Pacific) are invited to join in the festivites. If you would like to sign up, please leave a post here.

PS: This is the football with gridirons, wacky touchdown dances (Sapp was funny), and "any given Sunday".
Ozworld would like to sign up.............may the best country win :lol:

yayness :D sign me up...i can't wait!

good luck to all :wink:

Imperial Unions does not participate in sporting events, our people are kept fit by military training, and compulsory morning workouts at their employment. However, if required, we will supply Military police for security. Armed with HK Mp5A3s, MT9f beretta pistols, shields and batons. Tanks and APCs are also avalible. Security breaches will be dealt with with excessive force. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

1. The Republic would like to politely decline Imperial Union's offer of security at the games. We believe that our own security staff is sufficient for the games as of now. However, if for some reason the situation spirals out of control, it is good to know that the Union can be counted on to contain the situation. Your offer is greatly appreciated.

2. I'm going to go spread the word of this tournament at the other North Pacific tournaments, so you guys hang tight, 'kay?

We accept the fact that Lure Ching Guo's security is ample for the game.

May Free Voters join the American Football tourniment. We have a great team this year and were able to make our first cut ever - yes we got enough idiots - I mean brave people to play for once and this would be our first competion.

any chance of a proper football tournament - one where you dont have to hide behind protective clothing, time outs and multiple substitutions,

no-one in our land grid-iron is where you cook ya meat :D

The New Copenhagen Pack Hunters are currently tied up in another league, so we would like to submit the Canton Dragons.

Un abashed advertisment for the NORTH PACIFIC open tennis tournament starting soon,So sign up at

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1796204

Barbaratic barbies have a strong team this year and are looking to trounce those who stand in their way 8)

Never-setting Sun Tigers would like to enter. Since the superbowl was first shown on television last year our populace have flocked to the game which was already played in colleges. Our team is extremely quick and pacy.

1. Funny, Nastic.

2. Here's my list of known entrants:
Barbaratic (barbies)
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)
Free Voters
Kimmi
Nastic (2)
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons)
Twolist Experiment
(I'll only play if we have an odd number and we don't have too many)

3. The tournament will definitely start after the aforementioned tennis tournament (assuming my computer allows me to get to through the forums). I assure you, I will be fair.

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You could at least say sorry when you BUMP into people :lol:

Oops, I guess it's crowded in here.

Get ready TO LOOSE.
Haha, j/k
GL to everyone :) I'm so in!

<trip>

excuse me.

Announcement: The tournament will start this weekend. The deadline for all entries is Saturday at midnight (between Sat. and Sun.)

I posted this on another thread already, but Jurai-helm is in.

Our glorious team is affectionately referred to as The Duallies, a reference to a larger pick-up truck with four rear wheels on a single axle. They are known as a utility vehicle used for serious work such as moving a football over rough terrain through obstacles.

hey hotpants wants to join the football tourney

the team is called :

HOAGIE'S HOTPANTS

1.OK, so here's the list so far:
Barbaratic (Barbies)
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)
Free Voters
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants)
Jurai-Helm
Kimmi
Nastic (2)
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons)
Snipetopia
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies)

2. It looks like I'll do this round-robin, with the top 6 or 8 advancing to the play-offs. This may change if more teams sign up.

A close relative of the redneck, Hillbillys rule at all things football or nascar. The Hillbilly Warriors will send their most civilized athletes to your prestiged tournament. The team may or may not be called the Grizzlers, pending a recount of the vote on team names. Thankyou.
Billy Jo Bob.

-Is this BYOB?

The Jayzer 1337 football team the Collingwood Magpies are signing up :!: :!:

Alcoholic drinks are allowed by both participants and spectators and some will be provided, but do know that any misdemeanor or other violation of Lure Ching Guo law will be punished more severely if perpritrators are found to be drunk (BAC definition determined by infraction)

The Peoples Republic of Simidh will send its all-star team, recruited from the nation's top discos. We'll show the world who can dance after a touchdown. :wink:

The chauvinist pigs will be there

By the way, my team is called the Jurai-helm Royals.

Roster so far:
Barbaratic (Barbies)
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)
Chauvinism
Free Voters
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants)
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers)
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies)
Jurai-Helm (Royals)
Kimmi
Nastic (2)
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons)
Simidh
Snipetopia
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies)

55 hours left...

Ellhnistan would like to submit the Centaurs. I hope it is not too late for taking part. We are looking forward to a good old olympics-style competition :)

Ellhnistan would like to submit the Centaurs. I hope it is not too late for taking part. We are looking forward to a good old olympics-style competition :)

The Commonwealth of Pocono would like to sign up if it's not too late. Pocono Pioneers.

Roster list now at 18:
Barbaratic (Barbies)
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)
Chauvinism
Ellhnistan
Free Voters
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants)
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers)
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies)
Jurai-Helm (Royals)
Kimmi
Nastic (2)
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Pocono (Pioneers)
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons)
Simidh
Snipetopia
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies)

Wow, so many teams... :o

The Royal's Rebels will gladly accept the invitation, if it is not too late.

its not :lol:

throw in some Shaka Nu Nu Love..I'm in w00t

As of 1703 EDT:

Roster list (20):
Barbaratic (Barbies)
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)
Chauvinism
Ellhnistan
Free Voters
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants)
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers)
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies)
JBRoyal (Rebels)
Jurai-Helm (Royals)
Kimmi
Nastic (2)
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Pocono (Pioneers)
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons)
Shaka NuNu
Simidh
Snipetopia
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies)

The Nastic team are called the Nastic Knights not 2.

I thank you :D

Wasn't this tournament supposed to start today?

1st games:

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States) vs. JBRoyal Rebels
Ozworld vs. Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants) vs. Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Kimmi vs. Ellhnistan
Chauvinism vs. Jurai-Helm Royals
Nastic Knights vs. Free Voters
Twolist Experiment Duallies vs. Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)
Barbaratic Barbies vs. Snipetopia
Shaka NuNu vs. Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
Simidh vs. Pocono Pioneers

Good luck to all participants.

Yahoo! Go, Jurai-helm, go!

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...3 3 7 14 - 27
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels.....................................14 10 0 6 - 30
Key Play: JBRoyal - 7 yrd run for TD on 3rd-and-goal


Ozworld..............................7 3 0 0 - 10
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)..10 7 7 7 - 31
Key Stat: Grizzlers - 4 sacks and 2 INTs


Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...10 3 3 13 - 29
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...............20 7 0 24 - 51
Key Play: Never-Setting Sun - Blocked punt returned 38 yrds for TD


Kimmi........10 10 0 7 - 27
vs.
Ellhnistan...10 0 0 0 - 10
Key Stat: Kimmi - 296 yrds passing


Chauvinism............7 3 0 0 - 10
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...0 7 7 3 - 17
Key Play: Jurai-Helm - INT at own 38 later turned into FG in 4th


Nastic Knights...0 10 0 10 6 - 26 (OT)
vs.
Free Voters.......0 10 3 7 0 - 20
Key Play: Nastic - Blocked punt recovered in endzone for TD in 4th


Twolist Experiment Duallies......0 3 3 0 - 6
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...0 14 3 0 - 17
Key Stat: Jayzer - 183 yrds rushing


Barbaratic Barbies...0 7 0 7 - 14
vs.
Snipetopia...............7 7 10 10 - 34
Key Stat: Snipetopia - 305 yrds passing


Shaka NuNu...............................7 3 14 3 - 27
vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...7 3 14 10 - 34
Key Play: Beacharogia - Kickoff return for TD as time expired


Simidh.................0 3 3 7 - 13
vs.
Pocono Pioneers...0 0 10 0 - 10
Key Play: Simidh - 38 yrd Hail Mary TD pass in 4th


Standings
-----------
Beacharogia (1-0)
Hillbilly Warriors (1-0)
Jayzer (1-0)
JBRoyal (1-0)
Jurai-Helm (1-0)
Kimmi (1-0)
Nastic (1-0)
Never-Setting Sun (1-0)
Simidh (1-0)
Snipetopia (1-0)
Barbaratic (0-1)
Chauvinism (0-1)
Ellhnistan (0-1)
Free Voters (0-1)
Hey Hotpants (0-1)
Ozworld (0-1)
Pocono (0-1)
Scandinavian States (0-1)
Shaka NuNu (0-1)
Twolist Experiment (0-1)

Coach DK Royal, legendary coach and predecessor of JB, feels very fortunate to escape week 1 with a hard fought victory against the Canton Dragons. "The dragons played their hearts out, and they really clawed their way back into the game when it looked like we had the game in hand. You can tell a good football team by how they react when they are down. And I can tell you that they are a good football team."
The annual football tournament is being played in Lure Ching Guo. It is not known at this time who the Rebels will play next.

"Week" 2 matches:

Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) vs. Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies)
Twolist Experiment Duallies vs. Pocono Pioneers
Simidh vs. Barbaratic Barbies
Snipetopia vs. Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
Shaka NuNu vs.Ozworld
Kimmi vs. Free Voters
Chauvinism vs. Nastic Knights
Jurai-Helm Royals vs. Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
Never-Setting Sun Tigers vs. JBRoyal Rebels
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors) vs. Ellhnistan

Playoff format:
-Top 12 teams will qualify
-2 way ties will be broken by who beat whom
-3 or more way ties will be broken by record against other tying teams, and then broken down from there. (I know, wording stinks. If any can clarify, please post.)
-Top 4 teams will get a bye
-5 vs 12, 6 vs 11, 7 vs 10, 8 vs 9
-Rest of playoffs will be determined by who's left, with 1 playing lowest remaining, 2 playing next lowest, and so on.

The crowd. The noise. Their first game. The pressure.

Simidh posted a stunning 13-10 come from behind victory over Pocono in both teams opening game of the The North Pacific Football Open Tournament.
Pioneers head coach Aubie had this to say in the post game interview:

"Hats off to both teams. This was a classic defensive struggle. Neither of our offenses could really get the ball moving. They (Simidh) played hard. I'd like to play them again 'cause I think the fans will get another helluva a game for their money. Our team has nothing to be ashamed off after this loss. We'll work on a few things and blocking assignments for the line and see if we can move the ball more consistantly next time out. The D kept the game close for us and they'll have to keep doing that till the offense gets rollin'."

The Pocono Pioneers next face Twolist Experiment Duallies who are coming off a 17-6 loss to the Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer). Both teams will surely be eager to get their first wins under their belts.

Never-Setting Sun (1-0)
Simidh (1-0)
Snipetopia (1-0)
Barbaratic (0-1)
Chauvinism (0-1)
Ellhnistan (0-1)
Free Voters (0-1)
Hey Hotpants (0-1)
Ozworld (0-1)
Pocono (0-1)
Scandinavian States (0-1)
Shaka NuNu (0-1)
Twolist Experiment (0-1)

0-1 oh well hopefully Ozworld will win are next game :lol:

Ozworld

Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons)...10 3 0 7 0 - 20
vs.
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies).................14 3 3 0 3 - 23 (OT)
Jayzer: 6 yrd pass on 3rd-and-4 in late 4th runs out clock


Twolist Experiment Duallies...10 3 14 7 - 34
vs.
Pocono Pioneers...................0 3 3 3 - 9
Twolist Experiment: 6 fumbles forced by defense, 4 recovered


Simidh....................14 0 3 0 - 17
vs.
Barbaratic Barbies...7 0 0 0 - 7
Simidh: 42 yrd punt average


Snipetopia.................................0 3 0 7 - 10
vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...0 10 3 3 - 16
Beacharogia: 1 yrd rushing average allowed


Shaka NuNu...3 0 0 6 3 - 12 (OT)
vs.
Ozworld.........0 9 0 0 0 - 9
Ozworld: Fumbled opening kickoff return on own 12


Kimmi...........10 0 3 0 - 13
vs.
Free Voters...0 10 7 10 - 27
Free Voters: Longest pass allowed by defense: 4 yards


Chauvinism.......0 6 10 7 - 23
vs.
Nastic Knights...7 0 3 0 - 10
Nastic: FG attempt at Chauvinism 4 blocked, recovered by Chauvinism


Jurai-Helm Royals.........................3 6 17 3 - 29
vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...3 0 6 0 - 9
Jurai-Helm: 235 yards rushing


Never-Setting Sun Tigers...10 0 17 3 - 30
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels.................0 3 6 10 - 19
Never-Setting Sun: 47 yards passing allowed


Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 0 0 10 - 10
vs.
Ellhnistan.............................3 6 3 3 - 15
Ellhnistan: 34 yards rushing allowed

Standings
-----------
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) (2-0)
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) (2-0)
Jurai-Helm (Royals) (2-0)
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) (2-0)
Simidh (2-0)
Chauvinism (1-1)
Ellhnistan (1-1)
Free Voters (1-1)
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) (1-1)
JBRoyal (Rebels) (1-1)
Kimmi (1-1)
Nastic (Knights) (1-1)
Shaka NuNu (1-1)
Snipetopia (1-1)
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) (1-1)
Barbaratic (Barbies) (0-2)
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) (0-2)
Ozworld (0-2)
Pocono (Pioneers) (0-2)
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) (0-2)

The kingdom of JBRoyal saw their beloved Rebels' championship hopes take a turn for the worst today. They were whipped by the Never Setting Sun Tigers 30-19. The Rebels were held under 20 yards passing for the game. Coach DKRoyal was gracious in defeat.
"They came to play, and today they were a better football team than us. They have an explosive offense, and they shut us down with their pass defense. I think they are the team to beat."
The Rebels fell to 1-1 on the year.

The kingdom of JBRoyal saw their beloved Rebels' championship hopes take a turn for the worst today. They were whipped by the Never Setting Sun Tigers 30-19. The Rebels were held under 20 yards passing for the game. Coach DKRoyal was gracious in defeat.
"They came to play, and today they were a better football team than us. They have an explosive offense, and they shut us down with their pass defense. I think they are the team to beat."
The Rebels fell to 1-1 on the year.

yeah well i'm 0-2 :oops:

but hey, football is really fun :lol:

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 2 2 0 0 81 48 6
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 2 2 0 0 46 19 6
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 2 2 0 0 40 26 6
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 2 2 0 0 50 37 6
Simidh 2 2 0 0 30 17 6
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 2 1 0 1 41 25 3
Snipetopia 2 1 0 1 44 30 3
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 2 1 0 1 40 26 3
Free Voters 2 1 0 1 47 39 3
Chauvinism 2 1 0 1 33 27 3
Kimmi 2 1 0 1 40 37 3
Shaka NuNu 2 1 0 1 39 43 3
Nastic (Knights) 2 1 0 1 36 43 3
JBRoyal (Rebels) 2 1 0 1 49 57 3
Ellhnistan 2 1 0 1 25 37 3
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 2 0 0 2 47 53 0
Barbaratic (Barbies) 2 0 0 2 21 41 0
Ozworld 2 0 0 2 19 43 0
Pocono (Pioneers) 2 0 0 2 19 47 0
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 2 0 0 2 38 80 0

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I have assumed 3 points for a win and 1 piont for a draw if this is wrong just let me know.

1. There's no point system: it's just win percentage. If there is a tie, it counts as half a win (it'll still be listed as W-L-1 or whatever).
2. Cool Beans, Nastic! How'dya do that table?!
3. I'll get the schedule up as soon as I can.

"Week" 3 matchups:

Jurai-Helm Royals
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Ellhnistan

Free Voters
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)
Vs.
Snipetopia

Simidh
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Bum Bum Nation (Beachrogia)
Vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Kimmi
Vs.
Nastic Knights

Collingwood Magpipes (Jayzer)
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Ozworld
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Chauvinism

I would like to have the rights for selling all food or refreshments. My country would take 10% from the top before any taxes or fees.

Be my guest.

The tournament has already started. It seems a little late to be negotiating refreshment sales. If that is what you decide, that is fine.
I have a suggestion for the next tournament. The country with the winning team should take the 10% off the top, as suggested earlier.

Actually, that sounds like an interesting idea.

I will accept the 10% next time then :lol:

Jurai-Helm Royals....7 0 0 3 - 10
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies...0 10 7 3 - 20
Barbaratic: 39 kick return average


JBRoyal Rebels...3 10 7 0 - 20
Vs.
Ellhnistan...........7 0 10 10 - 27
Ellhnistan: Drew pass interference penalty on 3rd & 14 to put ball on 50; 27 yard TD pass with 0:57 left


Free Voters..........................7 7 14 0 - 28
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies...3 0 10 0 - 13
Free Voters: 485 total yards (200 passing, 139 rushing, 146 return)


Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...14 3 10 21 - 48
Vs.
Snipetopia............................................14 7 0 0 - 21
Scandinavian States: 15 yards passing allowed in the 2nd half


Simidh...........7 7 7 3 - 24
Vs.
Shaka NuNu...0 3 0 0 - 3
Simidh: Stopped Shaka NuNu on 4th and 1 for no gain; Shaka NuNu RB left game with concussion


Bum Bum Nation (Beachrogia)........10 3 0 14 - 27
Vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...0 7 7 3 - 17
Hey Hotpants: Taunting penalty after 3rd and 2 stop gave Beacharogia 1st down at Hey Hotpants's 38 yard line.


Kimmi..............7 3 7 3 - 20
Vs.
Nastic Knights...0 3 7 3 - 13
Nastic: 17 yard punt average


Collingwood Magpipes (Jayzer)...0 7 0 0 - 7
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...........0 3 0 0 - 3
Jayzer: 2 yard rushing average allowed


Ozworld...............7 7 6 0 - 20
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers...20 3 0 0 - 23
Pocono: Controlled ball for 11:02 in 4th; 9 rushing 1st downs


Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 0 7 3 - 10
Vs.
Chauvinism..........................0 3 0 0 - 3
Chauvinism: Unnecessary roughness penalty on 4th and 6 turns ball over on downs in 4th


Standings after 3
--------------------
Bum Bum Nation (3-0)
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) (3-0)
Simidh (3-0)
Ellhnistan (2-1)
Free Voters (2-1)
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) (2-1)
Jurai-Helm (Royals) (2-1)
Kimmi (2-1)
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) (2-1)
Barbaratic (Barbies) (1-2)
Chauvinism (1-2)
JBRoyal (Rebels) (1-2)
Nastic (Knights) (1-2)
Pocono (Pioneers) (1-2)
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) (1-2)
Shaka NuNu (1-2)
Snipetopia (1-2)
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) (1-2)
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants) (0-3)
Ozworld (0-3)

Royal's Rebels were dealt another blow today giving up a 4th quarter lead against Ellhnistan. Royal's Rebels took a 20 - 17 lead into the 4th quarter, but were then outscored 10-0. Ellhnistan threw the game winning touchdown pass :57 left, and time ran out against the Rebels. A pass interference call on 3rd and 14 kept the game winning drive alive.
Coach DKRoyal, who is well known for his laid back attitude, had some harsh words for his team.
"I want to give Ellhnistan credit for winning the game, and they played well. But we beat ourselves today. Critical mistakes at key moments cost us the game. If we are going to be a winning football team, we can't have these things happen. I can think of three veteran players that did not play up to my expectations today. This will not happen again, and if I need to make some changes to the starting lineup, I will."

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Simidh 3 3 0 0 54 20 9
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 3 3 0 0 77 54 9
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 3 3 0 0 47 29 9
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 3 2 0 1 84 55 6
Free Voters 3 2 0 1 75 52 6
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 3 2 0 1 51 28 6
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 3 2 0 1 56 39 6
Kimmi 3 2 0 1 60 50 6
Ellhnistan 3 2 0 1 52 57 6
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 3 1 0 2 95 74 3
Chauvinism 3 1 0 2 36 37 3
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 3 1 0 2 53 54 3
Barbaratic (Barbies) 3 1 0 2 41 51 3
Snipetopia 3 1 0 2 65 78 3
Nastic (Knights) 3 1 0 2 49 63 3
Shaka NuNu 3 1 0 2 42 67 3
JBRoyal (Rebels) 3 1 0 2 69 84 3
Pocono (Pioneers) 3 1 0 2 42 67 3
Ozworld 3 0 0 3 39 66 0
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 3 0 0 3 55 107 0

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1. Thanks Nastic for pointing out my omission.
2. How are you still getting draws?

I dont know :lol:

Barbaratic Barbies
Vs.
Ozworld

Pocono Pioneers
Vs.
Snipetopia

Twolist Experiment Duallies
Vs.
Chauvinism

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
Vs.
Ellhnistan

Nastic Knights
Vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)

Collingwood Magpipes (Jayzer) (3-0)
Vs.
Simidh (3-0)

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Free Voters

Kimmi
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Jurai-Helm Royals
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Snipetopia

The Pocono Pioneers earned their first victory in three tries by downing Ozworld. Fans celebrated through the night and groundhogs frolicked happily throughout the land. But head coach Aubie had other things on his mind.

"This was a good win for the team. Another tough game, but the groundhogs scampered our way today. We'll let the players rest and savor the win tomorrow. But then it's back to work. We have a game against Snipetopia next and, just like us, they'll be hungry for a second notch in the win column. And they won't be in a very good mood after that 48-21 shellacking last week from the Canton Dragons. We'll do our best to be ready for them."

Pocono and Snipetopia are both currently 1-2. This should prove to be another good match-up with one team emerging at .500 at the end.

1. Sorry it took so long to post this. I have to apply to colleges now, so the tournament may be haphazardly advancing. I have Thursday and Friday off, though.

2. I am so in anguish right now after seeing the Giants-Jets game. It went to OT and was 3 seconds away from a tie! Giants won, 31-28. Wanted the Jets to win so that both of them would be 3-5 (not great, but still play-off possible. Heck, does anyone remember Jim Fassel's guarentee in 2000 or the Jets' most improbable divison win last year?)

3. Anyway, here's the scores:

Barbaratic Barbies...10 7 0 0 - 17
Vs.
Ozworld..................0 3 3 14 - 20
Ozworld: 1 yard reverse TD run in 4th

Pocono Pioneers...10 6 7 13 - 36
Vs.
Snipetopia...........7 7 7 10 - 31
Pocono: 47 yard TD pass @ 2:46 (2-pt. conversion failed); recovers onside kick, 27 yard TD pass @ 0:46

Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 21 0 0 - 21
Vs.
Chauvinism..........................3 0 0 0 - 3
Twolist: Average starting position: own 42

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...................3 6 0 0 - 9
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...7 0 0 10 - 17
Canton: 383 total yards offense

Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...6 6 3 3 - 18
Vs.
Ellhnistan......................................6 14 3 0 - 23
Hey Hotpants: Fumbles onside kick recovery

Nastic Knights............................0 0 14 0 - 14
Vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...7 10 0 10 - 27
Beacharogia: 51 yard punt return for TD

Collingwood Magpipes (Jayzer)...3 10 0 17 - 30
Vs.
Simidh......................................0 0 3 7 - 10
Jayzer: 65 total yards allowed 1st half (14 rushing)

JBRoyal Rebels...0 10 3 0 - 13
Vs.
Free Voters.........7 3 0 0 - 10
JBRoyal: 11 yards rushing allowed 2nd half

Kimmi..............................3 13 0 14 - 30
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 3 0 7 - 10
Kimmi: 206 yards passing

Jurai-Helm Royals...7 10 0 3 - 20
Vs.
Shaka NuNu...........3 7 7 0 - 17
Jurai-Helm: 11 yard pass on 4th & 7 to Shaka NuNu 18 with @ 0:19 left to set up game-winning FG

Check that average starting position! Our return squad is partying big time! Lotsa pizza!

Royal's Rebels narrowly escaped with a 13-10 victory over the Free Voters. Coach Royal gave credit for the victory to a fierce rush defense that only allowed 11 rushing yards in the second half.
"It's nice to see the defense make some plays. It was a big improvement from the week before, where our defense broke down on some key plays. I challenged some of our key defensive players this week, and they really stepped up."
The Rebels are now 2-2

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 4 4 0 0 77 39 12
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 4 4 0 0 104 71 12
Kimmi 4 3 0 1 90 60 9
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 4 3 0 1 76 56 9
Simidh 4 3 0 1 64 50 9
Ellhnistan 4 3 0 1 85 75 9
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 4 2 0 2 112 83 6
Free Voters 4 2 0 2 85 65 6
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 4 2 0 2 74 57 6
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 4 2 0 2 60 45 6
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 4 2 0 2 94 85 6
JBRoyal (Rebels) 4 2 0 2 82 94 6
Pocono (Pioneers) 4 2 0 2 78 98 6
Barbaratic (Barbies) 4 1 0 3 58 71 3
Nastic (Knights) 4 1 0 3 63 90 3
Snipetopia 4 1 0 3 96 114 3
Chauvinism 4 1 0 3 39 58 3
Ozworld 4 1 0 3 59 83 3
Shaka NuNu 4 1 0 3 59 87 3
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 4 0 0 4 73 130 0

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The coach of the Nastic Knight's job is under threat after only 4 games of the season,Experts are predicting a swift end to the Nastic Knight's form is all that can save Creegans job.

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The coach of the Nastic Knight's job is under threat after only 4 games of the season,Experts are predicting a swift end to the Nastic Knight's form is all that can save Creegans job.

yeah well hoagie's hotpants have fired gwufah moofio, the current coach and hired virginia tech hokies coach frank beamer

The Grizzlers coach, Jimbo Rae, after falling to 2-0-2 has announced a team limit on alcohol consumption before games (after games are still unregulated).

Coach Rae was quoted as saying: "Our quarterback's completed passing is at the best of times 50/50 due to the fact he is seeing multiple recievers on the field....."

...after having to pick to apply between Cornell and Columbia (but I digress):

Ozworld
Vs.
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)

Nastic Knights
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Ellhnistan
Vs.
Chauvinism

Snipetopia
Vs.
Simidh

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Vs.
Free Voters

Kimmi
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Collingwood Magpipes (Jayzer)

Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Barbaratic Barbies
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

After a back and forth game it all came down to a dramatic turn-around in the last 3 minutes. The kind of turn around that makes ESPN's Top 10 plays of the day. The fans, once again, got their pierogi's worth. "I thought I was going to have a heart attack" was the comment from many a fan in attendence.

"We really put ourselves in a hole that fourth quarter, after matching them (Snipetopia) through the first three. That onside kick and two-minute-offense, that's what all the hard practice is for. Our guys came through big time. Monday we'll get the game plan rolling for next weeks game with JBRoyal. We'll install some offensive sets that might counteract their D. I was impressed with their D against the run. Hopefully we'll be able to run against them and free up the pressure on the passing game."

JB Royal and Pocono seem equally matched and are both 2-2 heading into their week 5 matchup.

Below are the JBRoyal lines for week 5 matchups.
You can contact me directly with your bets or you can post them here.
Bets will be taken in Global Crellars only. You can find information on exchange rates at http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22018
1 Global Crellar = 1.5 Okies (JBRoyal Currency)
1 Crellar = 2.10 USD
500.00 Crellar Minimum Bet to win 475.00
I will deposit and withdraw money when I have time.
I will try to be quick.


Week 5 Matchup Spread

Ozworld +14
Beacharogia -14

Nastic Knights -12
Jurai-Helm Royals +12

Ellhnistan -8
Chauvinism +8

Snipetopia +8
Simidh -8

Never Setting Sun Tigers +3
Free Voters -3

Kimmi -15
Shaka NuNu +15

JBRoyal Rebels -1
Pocono Pioneers +1

Grizzlers +6
Collingwood magpipes -6

Hoagie's Hotpants +21
Canton Dragons -21

Barbaratic Barbies +8
Twolist Duallies -8

Thanks so much for your guys' participation in the tournament. I run the engine, but you people make the sleek design and decals. I never expected this much from the participants. Once again, thank you!

And now, on to week 5:

Ozworld.....................................3 0 3 3 - 9
Vs.
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)...13 13 0 0 - 26
Beacharogia: 1st 45 minutes - 182 yards passing

Nastic Knights.........0 7 3 0 - 10
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...0 3 3 7 - 13
Jurai-Helm: 152 yards rushing

Ellhnistan......0 0 3 7 - 10
Vs.
Chauvinism...7 9 0 0 - 16
Chauvinism: 117 yards rushing + 178 yards passing + 138 return yards = 433 total yards

Snipetopia...0 7 0 7 - 14
Vs.
Simidh........7 0 7 3 - 17
Simidh: Reverse on 3rd & 4 for 8 yards to Snipetopia's 23 yard line sets up FG

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...3 14 0 3 - 20
Vs.
Free Voters.......................7 0 0 6 - 13
Never-Setting Sun: 32 yards rushing allowed

Kimmi............0 7 9 3 - 19
Vs.
Shaka NuNu...7 0 10 7 - 24
Shaka NuNu: Wild snap on FG attempt on 4th and 8 @ Kimmi 14, kicker scrambles to Kimmi 6 and a 1st down with 0:16 left

JBRoyal Rebels.....3 3 7 0 - 13
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers...3 7 0 0 - 10
JBRoyal: 147 rushing + 147 passing = 294 yards of total offense

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)........7 10 7 7 - 31
Vs.
Collingwood Magpipes (Jayzer)...13 0 0 7 - 20
Jayzer: 14 penalties (3 offisides and holding; 2 pass interference, illegal motion, and unnecessary roughness; 1 too many men and taunting) for 131 yards

Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...........3 6 7 14 - 30
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...6 10 7 14 - 37
Scandinavian States: 43 yard TD pass @ 0:02 in 4th

Barbaratic Barbies................0 10 0 3 - 13
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies...3 10 7 7 - 27
Twolist Experiment: 19 yards rushing allowed second half

So Jayzer basically gave away their undefeated record, Beachrogia is still standing tall, and Hoagie's Hotpants lost in dramatic fashion (oh, the agony).

Nastic Sports Review

The Nastic Knights owner has today announced that the contract of Carlos Creegan has been terminated with immediate effect.

"We are sorry that the Knights current situation has lead us to these events but as a multi million Cuenta a year business we cannot have these results to go unchecked as it is with deep regret that we have had to release Mr Creegan from his duties."

"We wish Mr Creegan all the best with any future employer and we feel sure that with the right circumstances he will be a great success again,We will await for the applications for the job to arrive before making a decision on the next coach"



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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 5 5 0 0 132 80 12
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 5 4 0 1 97 70 12
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 5 4 0 1 89 66 12
Simidh 5 4 0 1 81 64 12
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 5 3 0 2 149 120 9
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 5 3 0 2 101 70 9
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 5 3 0 2 91 65 9
Kimmi 5 3 0 2 109 84 9
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 5 3 0 2 114 98 9
Ellhnistan 5 3 0 2 95 91 9
JBRoyal (Rebels) 5 3 0 2 95 104 9
Free Voters 5 2 0 3 98 85 6
Shaka NuNu 5 2 0 3 83 106 6
Chauvinism 5 2 0 3 55 68 6
Pocono (Pioneers) 5 2 0 3 88 111 6
Snipetopia 5 1 0 4 110 131 3
Barbaratic (Barbies) 5 1 0 4 71 98 3
Nastic (Knights) 5 1 0 4 73 103 3
Ozworld 5 1 0 4 68 109 3
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 5 0 0 5 103 167 0

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I am sorry for the late posting on the odds for week 5. I think this will be fun, and I will keep doing it as long as it doesn't take up too much time. Let me know if it is something you are interested in, so I will know if I am wasting my time.

NASTIC2, it seems you forgot to add one of Jurai-helm's wins on the most recent table. We've played 5 games, won 4, and lost 1. There are only 3 wins currently on the table. Just thought I'd clear up this discrepancy. ^_^

Some people would be grateful for 3 or 4 wins ;-)

As a European is there any chance of a real Football tournament at any time. Looking at the times of posting many of the Nations appear not to be from America, or are doing it during work time. For this reason I recent that Football that means feet only should be represented. Plus 20% of all players go into related surgery a year. That's just stupid. :lol:

As a European is there any chance of a real Football tournament at any time. Looking at the times of posting many of the Nations appear not to be from America, or are doing it during work time. For this reason I recent that Football that means feet only should be represented. Plus 20% of all players go into related surgery a year. That's just stupid. :lol:

oh the agony! :(

well they're like my cubs...maybe next year :lol:


hoagie's losers..i mean hotpants

oh the agony! :(

well they're like my cubs...maybe next year :lol:


hoagie's losers..i mean hotpants

1. There are already non-American/soccer tournaments out there.
2. I'll try to get Week 6 up soon.

Week 6 Lineup:

Free Voters
Vs.
Ellhnistan

Kimmi
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Ozworld
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Nastic Knights

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
Vs.
Chauvinism

Simidh
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Twolist Experiment Duallies
Vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Collingwood Magpips (Jayzer)
Vs.
Snipetopia

Below are the JBRoyal lines for week 6 matchups.
You can contact me directly with your bets or you can post them here.
Bets will be taken in Global Crellars only. You can find information on exchange rates at http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22018
1 Global Crellar = 1.5 Okies (JBRoyal Currency)
1 Crellar = 2.10 USD
500.00 Crellar Minimum Bet to win 475.00
I will deposit and withdraw money when I have time.
I will try to be quick.


Week 6 Matchup Spread
Free Voters* * * * * * * * * * * * * -2
Ellhnistan* * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2

Kimmi* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * -10
Pocono (Pioneers)* * * * * * * * * * +10

Ozworld* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +14
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) -14

Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)* * * * * * -9
Barbaratic (Barbies)* * * * * * * * * +9

Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers)* * * * -12
Nastic (Knights)* * * * * * * * * * * +12

Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)* * * * * -13
Chauvinism* * * * * * * * * * * * * * +13

Simidh* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * +1
Jurai-Helm (Royals)* * * * * * * * * -1

JBRoyal (Rebels)* * * * * * * * * * * -2
Shaka NuNu* * * * * * * * * * * * * * +2

Twolist Experiment (The Duallies)* * -19
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants)* * * +19

Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies)* * * * * -10
Snipetopia* * * * * * * * * * * * * * +10

Free Voters...7 0 0 0 - 7
Vs.
Ellhnistan......0 0 3 7 - 10
Ellhnistan: 7 yard rushing TD on 3rd and goal

Kimmi.................7 3 0 7 - 17
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers...3 3 24 0 - 30
Pocono: Average punt - 46 yards

Ozworld...............................................0 7 17 0 - 24
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...7 3 0 0 -10
Ozworld: 270 yards passing

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...7 3 0 0 - 10
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies.............10 0 0 3 - 13
Barbaratic: 54 yard FG in late 4th

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...3 3 10 10 - 26
Vs.
Nastic Knights......................6 0 0 14 - 20
Hillbilly Warriors: 46 yard Mary TD pass in late 4th

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...21 10 0 7 - 38
Vs.
Chauvinism................................3 14 7 0 - 24
Beacharogia: 187 yard rushing + 293 yards passing = 480 total offense yards

Simidh...................3 3 7 0 - 13
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...3 0 14 6 - 23
Jurai-Helm: Average kickoff return yardage: 36 yards

JBRoyal Rebels...3 3 7 14 - 27
Vs.
Shaka NuNu.......3 0 3 7 - 13
JBRoyal: 3 INTs (1 for TD), 4 sacks

Twolist Experiment Duallies............7 3 0 3 - 13
Vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...3 7 0 7 - 17
Hey Hotpants: 24 yard TD pass @ 0:03 in 4th; WR struck in face by ball spiked in celebration (no injury reported)

Collingwood Magpips (Jayzer)...3 10 7 0 - 20
Vs.
Snipetopia...............................0 0 0 0 - 0
Jayzer: Blocked FG in mid-3rd recovered for TD


Beacharogia's fans are elated as they remain undefeated.

Hey Hotpants are relieved for two reasons:
1 - They are, in the words of Chris Berman, off the schnide.
2 - The scary moment when the WR hit himself with the ball turns out to be nothing more than comic relief

Snipetopia, Nastic, and Twolist fans are understandably not happy.

Snipetopia, Nastic, and Twolist fans are understandably not happy.

You can say that again,Dont forget that two of these nations are the most powerful in the NORTH PACIFIC region so you may want to make them have winning seasons,STARTING WEEK 7. :lol:

Nastic Sports Review

The Nastic Knights owner has today announced that the replacement for Carlos Creegan has not yet been decided but they are sifting through the mass of two applications that they have so far received and that an announcement would follow soon.



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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 6 6 0 0 170 114 18
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 6 5 0 1 117 70 15
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 6 5 0 1 112 79 15
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 6 4 0 2 117 85 12
Simidh 6 4 0 2 94 87 12
Ellhnistan 6 4 0 2 105 98 12
JBRoyal (Rebels) 6 4 0 2 122 117 12
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 6 3 0 3 114 87 9
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 6 3 0 3 159 144 9
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 6 3 0 3 124 111 9
Kimmi 6 3 0 3 126 114 9
Pocono (Pioneers) 6 3 0 3 118 128 9
Free Voters 6 2 0 4 105 95 6
Barbaratic (Barbies) 6 2 0 4 84 108 6
Ozworld 6 2 0 4 92 119 6
Chauvinism 6 2 0 4 79 116 6
Shaka NuNu 6 2 0 4 96 133 6
Nastic (Knights) 6 1 0 5 93 129 3
Snipetopia 6 1 0 4 110 151 3
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 6 1 0 5 120 180 3

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Well, American World Cup teams have, until last year, pretty much sucked.

Pocono came out with a big third quarter against Kimmi and put 24 points on the board enroute to a 30-17 win. The win puts the Pioneers back at .500 with a record of 3-3.

"Our offense woke up today, thank god" stated head coach Aubie at the post game interview. "Our D has been playing pretty well all season. Not great, but keeping us in the games. Our offense is still struggling a bit. But today they showed what they are capable of. We changed a few things at the half and came out and executed our game plan to perfection. We have to be able to do that every week or else we won't move up in the standings very much. "

The Pioneers lost a tough game the previous week to JBRoyal, 13-10. We apologize for not having a post game interview that week. Technicians blamed it on a groundhog that gnawed through an exposed communications cable. The damage was set at 1300 pierogis.

3 key interceptions by the Shaka NuNu Quarterback kept a competitive game from being close, as Royal's Rebels defeated Shaka NuNu 27-13. Coach DKRoyal was pleased with his team's effort.
"They really played hard and were mentally tough today. I am very pleased at how we played and the result. You also need to give credit to Shaka NuNu. This game was much closer than the final score, and they had many opportunities to really put some pressure on us. Those turnovers were key."

Free Voters
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Ellhnistan
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Jurai-Helm Royals
Vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Nastic Knights

Ozworld
Vs.
Simidh

Chauvinism
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Pocono Pioneers
Vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Shaka NuNu
Vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

Snipetopia
Vs.
Kimmi

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

JBRoyal announced this morning that their gambling service for the Football Tournament will cease immediately due to a lack of interest. FlushRoyal, who was placed in charge of the service, cited lack of interest as the primary factor.
"It's sad to see it go so soon, and we hoped to provide the service throughout the tournament. We felt like we had a good idea, but nobody repsonded. The gambling industry has some other ideas to try, so stay tuned."
It is not know how many okies were lost on the service.

Legendary gridiron coach DKRoyal was more than happy to speak his mind when asked abouth the closing of the sportsbook. "The lure of gambling is a trap. The people are the victims. It's like going to the prom with the homecoming queen and having her leave with your worst enemy. Not to mention the corruption that it leads to. I don't want to worry about my players blowing a play or two here or there in order to preserve a line. If you think that doesn't happen, you are naive. I know that the nation is thinking about getting into the gambling and gaming industry, and I hope this teaches them a lesson. President JBRoyal needs to get involved and put an end to this before it gets out of hand."

Free Voters.............0 3 0 3 - 6
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies... 0 17 7 - 24
Barbaratic: 211 yards passing

Ellhnistan..........................6 0 0 0 - 6
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 3 7 6 - 16
Never-Setting Sun: Only 2 offensive plays that resulted in loss of yards

Jurai-Helm Royals.................7 0 16 3 - 26
Vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 0 3 0 - 3
Hillbilly Warriors: LB and SS collide in 2nd quarter; both left game

JBRoyal Rebels...7 3 7 10 - 27
Vs.
Nastic Knights.....3 6 0 6 - 15
JBRoyal: Average 5.0 yards a carry

Ozworld...7 17 3 10 - 37
Vs.
Simidh.....0 7 10 0 - 17
Simidh: FS left with broken hand

Chauvinism..........................................3 3 7 7 - 20
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...10 0 3 0 - 13
Chauvinism: 20 yard run on 3rd and 16 gains first down and helps run out clock

Pocono Pioneers............................7 14 0 7 - 28
Vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...3 0 0 0 - 3
Pocono: 157 yards rushing + 238 yards passing = 395 yards total offense

Shaka NuNu............................3 0 14 0 - 17
Vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...3 0 6 0 - 9
Shaka NuNu: Average punt return: 10 yards

Snipetopia...7 0 10 0 - 17
Vs.
Kimmi.........7 3 10 7 - 27
Kimmi: 250 yards passing

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...0 10 7 10 - 27
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies.........3 6 6 7 - 22
Beacharogia: Holding penalty on Twolist gives 1st down to Beacharogia on Twolist 45, sets up 45 yard TD pass on next play

Nastic Sports Review

We lose again and its getting boring now.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 7 7 0 0 197 136 21
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 7 6 0 1 128 82 18
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 7 5 0 2 126 87 15
JBRoyal (Rebels) 7 5 0 2 149 132 15
Kimmi 7 4 0 3 153 131 12
Pocono (Pioneers) 7 4 0 3 146 131 12
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 7 4 0 3 140 117 12
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 7 4 0 3 120 111 12
Ellhnistan 7 4 0 3 111 114 12
Simidh 7 4 0 3 111 134 12
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 7 3 0 4 136 114 9
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 7 3 0 4 172 164 9
Barbaratic (Barbies) 7 3 0 4 108 114 9
Ozworld 7 3 0 4 129 136 9
Shaka NuNu 7 3 0 4 113 142 9
Chauvinism 7 3 0 4 99 129 9
Free Voters 7 2 0 5 111 119 6
Nastic (Knights) 7 1 0 6 108 156 3
Snipetopia 7 1 0 6 127 178 3
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 7 1 0 6 123 208 3

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Pocono Pioneers
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Jurai-Helm Royals
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Simidh

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Snipetopia

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)
Vs.
Ellhnistan

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
Vs.
Chauvinism

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
Vs.
Free Voters

Kimmi
Vs.
Ozworld

Nastic Knights
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Nastic: One of your players doesn't happen to be named "Smart", does he?
Free Voters: Good luck, dude.

Anyone care to guess when/if Bum Bum will lose?

Royal's Rebels are preparing to take on Snipetopia in a crucial week 8 matchup. A win will keep the Rebels in the top 4, a loss could put them in a sixth way tie for 5th, depending on other outcomes. The offense should have some success against a suspect Snipetopia defense.
Coach DKRoyal understands the importance of this matchup. "There is not much difference between being at the top and somewhere in the middle. It's the little things that must be done every down. We just came off a game averaging 5 yards per carry, and their defense is a little suspect, but as you all know games aren't played on paper."
That's right coach, they are played inside your television set.

That's right coach, they are played inside your television set.

:lol:

Week 8 results:

Pocono Pioneers......0 3 3 20 - 26
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies...3 0 7 3 - 13
Pocono: 16 pass break-ups

Jurai-Helm Royals................3 6 0 3 - 12
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies...17 7 7 3 - 34
Twolist Experiment: Average YAC: 8.5

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 3 0 3 - 6
Vs.
Simidh.................................3 3 7 7 - 20
Hillbilly Warriors: 51 yard punt return to Simidh's 3 yard line late 2nd, but had to settle for FG

JBRoyal Rebels...0 7 7 10 - 24
Vs.
Snipetopia..........3 0 7 7 - 17
JBRoyal: 86 kickoff return for TD with 10 seconds left in game

Never-Setting Sun Tigers.......................3 10 7 0 - 20
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...0 3 0 3 - 6
Never-Setting Sun: Inside rushing - 21 for 18 yards; outside rushing - 23 for 164 yards

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...0 0 0 3 - 3
Vs.
Ellhnistan................................3 0 0 3 - 6
Ellhnistan: 20 yard pass to Jayzer's 24 yard line sets up game-winning 46 yard FG

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...7 0 7 0 - 14
Vs.
Chauvinism...................................7 10 3 0 - 20
Hey Hotpants: Unnecessary roughness call turns ball over on 4th and 1

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...0 0 3 6 - 9
Vs.
Free Voters................................21 3 3 3 - 30
Free Voters: 2 players w/ 100 yards rushing & 4 players with 50 yards receiving

Kimmi.....0 0 3 3 - 6
Vs.
Ozworld...3 0 0 10 - 13
Kimmi: WR fumbles ball on Ozworld's 13 yard line and Ozworld recovers

Nastic Knights...7 0 6 7 - 20
Vs.
Shaka NuNu......7 14 7 3 - 31
Nastic: 2 wild snaps on FG attempts

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Standings after 8 games (11 to play):

Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation): 7-1

JBRoyal (Rebels): 6-2
Jurai-Helm (Royals)

Ellhnistan: 5-3
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies)
Never-Setting Sun (TIgers)
Pocono (Pioneers)
Simidh

Chauvinism: 4-4
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers)
Kimmi
Ozworld
Shaka NuNu
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies)
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Barbaratic Barbies: 3-5
Free Voters
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons)

Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants): 1-7
Nastic (Knights)
Snipetopia

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Week 9 Schedule:

Jurai-Helm Royals
Vs.
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)

Barbaratic Barbies
Vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Twolist Experiment Duallies
Vs.
Nastic Knights

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Ozworld
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Simidh
Vs.
Free Voters

Snipetopia
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Ellhnistan
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)
Vs.
Kimmi

Chauvinism
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Nastic Sports Review

In an interesting and unexpected development today ALL the Nastic players were kept behind in the locker room and one by one they were taken outside and hung,Right next to the John 3:16 signs.

Some may say this was a harsh way to treat so called professional sportmen but having seen them play this season it has come as no suprise to this sports journalist,Nastic will either have to forfeit all remaining games or play school children in all further games.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 8 7 0 1 206 166 21
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 8 6 0 2 140 116 18
JBRoyal (Rebels) 8 6 0 2 173 149 18
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 8 5 0 3 129 93 15
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 8 5 0 3 160 123 15
Pocono (Pioneers) 8 5 0 3 172 143 15
Ellhnistan 8 5 0 3 117 117 15
Simidh 8 5 0 3 131 140 15
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 8 4 0 4 170 126 12
Kimmi 8 4 0 4 159 144 12
Ozworld 8 4 0 4 142 142 12
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 8 4 0 4 126 131 12
Shaka NuNu 8 4 0 4 144 162 12
Chauvinism 8 4 0 4 119 143 12
Free Voters 8 3 0 5 141 128 9
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 8 3 0 5 192 170 9
Barbaratic (Barbies) 8 3 0 5 121 140 9
Nastic (Knights) 8 1 0 7 128 187 3
Snipetopia 8 1 0 7 144 202 3
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 8 1 0 7 137 228 3

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Don't throw in the towel yet. Just this weekend, Atlanta (losers of 7 straight) downed the Giants (now everyone is screaming for Fassel's head again), Jacksonville upset Indianapolis, and old Fluite got the Chargers flying by the Vikings. In the words of Chris Berman, "That is why they play the games."

Speaking of the Falcons-Giants game, this is just plain creepy: You (Nastic) (1-7) are playing the Twolist Experiment Duallies (4-4). The exact same records of the Falcons and Giants, respectively. Even more creepy, you have lost 7 in a row. I swear, I completely made up the schedule by random.

In an interesting and unexpected development today ALL the Nastic players were kept behind in the locker room and one by one they were taken outside and hung,Right next to the John 3:10 signs.
Huh. It's like when Atlanta (a couple of weeks back) benched its entire secondary when they were dead last in defensive passing. Are you sure you don't have Dan Reeves running around the coaching staff somewhere?

To all: if it seems like I'm trying to rush things, I am. I want to get through the midseason and get into the playoff races soon.

Falling to .500, the Grizzlers have lost their last two. Coach Rae claims the players were distracted by the out of town scoreboard. "We just couldn't believe they (Beacharogia) actually lost"! :shock:

Jurai-Helm Royals......................3 7 14 3 - 27
Vs.
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation)...7 0 3 0 - 10
Jurai-Helm: 200 yards passing

Barbaratic Barbies................0 0 3 6 - 9
Vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 3 14 7 - 24
Hillbilly Warriors: 14 avg. rushing on 3rd downs

Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 21 3 3 - 27
Vs.
Nastic Knights......................3 3 10 7 - 23
Nastic: Pass to WR short of goal by 3 yards as time expired

JBRoyal Rebels.............................0 3 7 14 0 - 24
Vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...0 7 10 7 6 - 30 (OT)
Hey Hotpants: 18 yard TD pass with 1:14 left in 4th; 41 yard punt return for TD

Ozworld...........................10 0 7 3 - 20
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 7 3 7 - 17
Ozworld: 22 yard pass to Never-Setting Sun's 4 sets up game-winning FG

Simidh..........7 0 16 0 - 23
Vs.
Free Voters...3 0 0 7 - 10
Simidh: FG of 46, 41, and 53 yards

Snipetopia......3 0 7 13 - 23
Vs.
Shaka NuNu...10 10 0 0 - 20
Snipetopia: 3 yard TD pass on 3rd & goal @ 2:08; Shaka NuNu fumbles kick return, Snipetopia kicks game winning FG @ 0:03

Ellhnistan.............................................3 0 3 0 - 6
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...13 0 0 0 - 13
Ellhnistan: QB sneak on 4th and goal fails

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...0 0 7 7 - 14
Vs.
Kimmi.....................................3 17 3 7 - 30
Kimmi: 276 yards total rushing (127 from RB)

Chauvinism..........0 0 7 14 0 - 21
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers...7 7 7 0 6 - 27 (OT)
Pocono: 5 yard play-action TD pass in OT

Grizzlers, be in disbelief once more.

Nastic Sports Review

The big battle of the delegates of the NORTH PACIFIC produced a hollow victory for the Twoslit Experiment today as they beat the school kids of Nastic in a close game by just 4 points.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 9 7 0 2 167 126 21
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 9 7 0 2 216 193 21
Pocono (Pioneers) 9 6 0 3 199 165 18
JBRoyal (Rebels) 9 6 0 3 197 179 18
Simidh 9 6 0 3 153 150 18
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 9 5 0 4 197 149 15
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 9 5 0 4 177 143 15
Kimmi 9 5 0 4 189 158 15
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 9 5 0 4 143 123 15
Ozworld 9 5 0 4 162 159 15
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 9 5 0 4 140 140 15
Ellhnistan 9 5 0 4 123 130 15
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 9 4 0 5 205 176 12
Shaka NuNu 9 4 0 5 164 185 12
Chauvinism 9 4 0 5 140 170 12
Free Voters 9 3 0 6 151 151 9
Barbaratic (Barbies) 9 3 0 6 130 164 9
Snipetopia 9 2 0 7 167 222 6
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 9 2 0 7 167 252 6
Nastic (Knights) 9 1 0 8 151 214 3
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Twolist Experiment Duallies
Vs.
Ellhnistan

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)
Vs.
Nastic Knights

Ozworld
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Simidh
Vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)

Free Voters
Vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
Vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

Shaka NuNu
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Chauvinism
Vs.
Snipetopia

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Kimmi

Royal's Rebels hope to avoid a two game slide when they play Kimmi in a critical Week 10 matchup. Coach DKRoyal seemed more intense than usual in his weekly press conference. "We are a game up on Kimmi right now, but they could very well be the better football team. We have a lot of work to do if we want to win this game."

PRRoyal
JBRPress

Coach Ginji Kawai of the Jurai-helm Royals, who has remained shockingly quiet until this point in the tournament, has finally spoken up with some commentary today.

"I'm really proud of how far the team has come. We started out strong, and we're still very much in the game. Some teams get lazy after a couple of wins at the beginning of the season, but my boys have never let it go to their heads. I think that's just what the problem was with Beacharogia - they were resting on their laurels, and the past two games have shown that the other teams just aren't going to give up and let them pull away with a perfect season. We're very anxious about the upcoming games, but whatever happens, we plan to take it in stride. Best of luck to the other teams - we've seen a lot of skilled ball handlers out there, and I expect we'll see a lot of surprises in the playoffs."

Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 7 3 17 - 27
Vs.
Ellhnistan.............................7 7 0 7 - 21
Twolist Experiment: 199 yards passing

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...0 3 0 7 - 10
Vs.
Nastic Knights.......................................6 3 7 0 - 16
Scandinavian States: INT on 4th and 10 at Nastic 15

Ozworld.................7 6 3 0 - 16
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...7 14 0 0 - 21
Ozworld: Fumbles punt on own 30; Jurai-Helm recovers

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 0 3 3 - 6
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers................3 0 0 7 - 10
Never-Setting Sun: WR catches 4th and 10 out of bounds at own 43

Simidh.......................................0 0 14 7 - 21
Vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...3 7 10 0 - 20
Simidh: 5 yard TD on 3rd and goal at 1:03 left in 4th ; recovers onside kick

Free Voters..........................7 3 0 0 - 10
Vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...10 7 7 0 - 24
Hillbilly Warriors: 18 pass knockdowns

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...7 7 7 13
Vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)........0 3 3 3 - 9
Hey Hotpants: TE throws 30 yard TD pass on fake reverse in 3rd

Shaka NuNu............0 3 3 7 - 13
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies...10 14 3 7 - 34
Barbaratic: 22 plays of 8+ yards

Chauvinism...7 0 0 0 - 7
Vs.
Snipetopia.....0 0 3 0 - 3
Snipetopia: WR drops TD catch in end zone on 4th and goal

JBRoyal Rebels...0 13 3 0 - 16
Vs.
Kimmi................14 3 6 3 - 26
Kimmi: 210 yards passing

Nastic Sports Review

Nastic gained its second win of the season so far,We hope this win will propel Nastic up the table towards a play-off place.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 10 8 0 2 188 142 24
Pocono (Pioneers) 10 7 0 3 209 171 21
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 10 7 0 3 236 214 21
Simidh 10 7 0 3 174 170 21
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 10 6 0 4 224 170 18
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 10 6 0 4 164 150 18
JBRoyal (Rebels) 10 6 0 4 213 205 18
Kimmi 10 6 0 4 215 158 18
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 10 5 0 5 183 153 15
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 10 5 0 5 152 136 15
Ozworld 10 5 0 5 178 180 15
Ellhnistan 10 5 0 5 144 157 15
Chauvinism 10 5 0 5 147 173 15
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 10 4 0 6 215 193 12
Barbaratic (Barbies) 10 4 0 6 164 177 12
Shaka NuNu 10 4 0 6 177 219 12
Free Voters 10 3 0 7 161 175 9
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 10 3 0 7 180 261 9
Snipetopia 10 2 0 8 170 229 6
Nastic (Knights) 10 2 0 8 167 224 6
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Coach DKRoyal has been publicly criticized for his recent pre game comments before the game against Kimmi. In a pre game interview, Royal stated that although they have a better record than Kimmi, that Kimmi could be a better team. This comment comes after he has already been criticized for his outspoken opposition to gambling, and his public criticism of some of his players. It seems that the mild mannered soft spoken coach has come out of his shell since the start of the tournament.
"I don't think I'm any different than I have always been. The only thing is that I want to win more and more every day. That desire is increasing. I think the media makes a big deal out of every word I say. I'm going to say what needs to be said to motivate my team to play their best. If I have players that respond to criticism, I'm going to criticize them. If I think players will repsond to me saying a team is better, that's what I'm going to say. Do I really think Kimmi is a better team? I'm not going to say what I thought at the time, so you media folks can't make a big deal out of it. But they beat us, so I guess what I said was right."

Twolist Experiment Duallies
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Chauvinism
Vs.
Ozworld

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)
Vs.
Nastic Knights

Ellhnistan
Vs.
Simidh

Barbaratic Barbies
Vs.
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants)

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Vs.
Snipetopia

Free Voters
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
Vs.
Kimmi

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

The Battle of the Royals will take place in a key week 11 matchup. The Jurai-Helm Royals are currently in first place by a game, but a win by Royal's Rebels will possibly create a whole slew of teams tied for the best record. This is an almost must win game for Royal's Rebels if they wish to remain close in the championship hunt. A loss will put a 3 game gap between them and first place. Coach DKRoyal is not available for comment. He is avoiding the media this week as protest to what he feels is mischaracterization of his comments.

As if this thing needed any more weirdness, I found a really funny (at least I think so) Flash movie:

http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/real_hussein

Anyone who follows rap at all will probably recognize the lyrics. Forewarning: The movie was made by an American, in case any of you opposed the war.

Twolist Experiment Duallies............0 0 3 3 6 – 12 (OT)
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...0 0 3 3 0 – 6
Twolist Experiment: 15 yard QB scramble for TD

Chauvinism...10 0 0 14 - 24
Vs.
Ozworld......0 3 3 3 - 9
Ozworld: 3rd and 8 pass at Chauvinism 24 intercepted and returned for TD

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...14 0 14 7 - 35
Vs.
Nastic Knights.................7 7 3 7 - 24
Nastic: WR fumbles reception at own 45, Jayzer recovers for TD

Ellhnistan...0 7 7 0 - 14
Vs.
Simidh.......0 3 14 3 - 20
Simidh: 186 yards rushing

Barbaratic Barbies.................7 7 0 7 - 21
Vs.
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants)...0 3 7 7 - 17
Barbaratic: Recovers fumble by QB on sack in late 4th

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...3 3 0 0 - 6
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers..................3 6 13 3 - 25
Pocono: Average scoring drive length - 5:01

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...10 7 3 14 - 34
Vs.
Snipetopia.................0 0 0 0 - 0
Never-Setting Sun: At least a 40% advantage in all major stats

Free Voters...3 14 0 0 - 17
Vs.
Shaka NuNu....7 10 3 7 - 27
Free Voters: TE left game with back spasms

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...0 7 6 3 3- 19 (OT)
Vs.
Kimmi..........................0 3 7 6 0- 16
Beacharogia: Three consecutive receptions to WR for 13, 16, and 22 yards to Kimmi 17 sets up 34 yard FG

JBRoyal Rebels......0 0 0 0 - 0
Vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...7 0 7 7 - 21
JBRoyal: 5 turnovers (3 INT, 1 fumble, 1 botched fair catch)

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Week 12 Schedule

Ellhnistan
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Jurai-Helm Royals
Vs.
Free Voters

JBRoyal Rebels
Vs.
Ozworld

Snipetopia
Vs.
Nastic Knights

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)
Vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Barbaratic Barbies
Vs.
Kimmi

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

Chauvinism
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
Vs.
Simidh

Nastic Sports Review

Nastic gained its nineth loss of the season so far,We hope this loss will not dent the confidence of the young players of Nastic and that they can still move up the table away from the wooden spoon with a win against fellow strugglers Snipetopia.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 11 9 0 2 201 142 27
Pocono (Pioneers) 11 8 0 3 234 177 24
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 11 8 0 3 255 230 24
Simidh 11 8 0 3 194 184 24
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 11 7 0 4 236 176 21
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 11 6 0 5 217 153 18
Kimmi 11 6 0 5 231 177 18
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 11 6 0 5 187 160 18
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 11 6 0 5 170 175 18
JBRoyal (Rebels) 11 6 0 5 213 226 18
Chauvinism 11 6 0 5 171 182 18
Barbaratic (Barbies) 11 5 0 6 185 194 15
Ozworld 11 5 0 6 187 204 15
Ellhnistan 11 5 0 6 158 177 15
Shaka NuNu 11 5 0 6 204 246 15
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 11 4 0 7 221 215 12
Free Voters 11 3 0 8 178 202 9
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 11 3 0 8 197 282 9
Nastic (Knights) 11 2 0 9 191 259 6
Snipetopia 11 2 0 9 170 263 6
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Nearing the end of the season, the Grizzlers have firmly established themselves as a middle of the pack team. In a last ditch effort to entice his team to reach their potential, Coach Rae has promised to pay the tab at the team's favorite bar if they reach the finals. The team has yet to make a comment other than "pass me a cold one...."

In other news, the owners have promised to do away with long standing team mascot "Growlie". Team members teamed up with the "Grizz Boosters" booster club to design a new mascot; "Guzzle". Need we say more? The new mascot is to be implemented at the start of the playoffs, if the Grizzlers manage to last that long.

Go *hiccup* Grizzlahs!

OOC: The Slim Saddam thing was funny, even though I am not from the U.S of A, nor do I really know where I stand in this war.....

Ellhnistan...0 20 7 10 - 37
Vs.
Shaka NuNu...3 3 3 7 - 16
Ellhnistan: Average kickoff return: 31 yards

Jurai-Helm Royals...0 7 7 0 - 14
Vs.
Free Voters.........7 0 7 7 - 21
Jurai-Helm: Stopped on 4th and goal from Free Voters 2

JBRoyal Rebels...7 0 7 0 - 14
Vs.
Ozworld..........7 7 7 0 - 21
Ozworld: 8 yard TD pass from RB

Snipetopia.......6 3 3 6 - 18
Vs.
Nastic Knights...0 7 10 0 - 17
Snipetopia: Recovers own fumbled ball inside Nastic endzone in 4th

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...0 10 7 0 - 17
Vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...3 7 10 0 - 20
Jayzer: 55 yard FG attempt blocked

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...3 7 7 14 - 31
Vs.
Pocono Pioneers........................3 7 0 0 - 10
Scandinavian States: Average rushing allowed: 1.6 yards per carry

Barbaratic Barbies...0 3 3 7 - 13
Vs.
Kimmi................0 0 17 7 - 24
Kimmi: PR of 9, 15, 35, and 51 yards (last one for TD)

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...6 3 0 7 - 16
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies......0 3 0 0 - 3
Hillbilly Warriors: 2 sacks, 9 hurries, and 12 tipped passes by defense

Chauvinism.................7 0 7 21 - 35
Vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...3 0 7 0 - 10
Chauvinism: 125 yards rushing and 378 yards passing

Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...3 7 7 7 - 24
Vs.
Simidh.............................10 6 6 7 - 29
Simidh: KR of 51 yards to Simidh 45, 40 yard TD pass

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Standings
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Jurai-Helm (9-3)
Simidh
Beacharogia
Pocono (8-4)
Hillbilly Warriors (7-5)
T - Kimmi
T - Twolist Experiment
Chauvinism
Ozworld (6-6)
Ellhnistan
T - Jayzer
T - Never-Setting Sun
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JBRoyal
Barbaratic (5-7)
Scandinavian States
Shaka NuNu
Free Voters (4-8 )
T - Hey Hotpants (3-9)
T - Snipetopia
Nastic (2-10)

Nastic Sports Review

And on and on it goes where it stops no-one knows.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 12 9 0 3 215 163 27
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 12 9 0 3 275 247 27
Simidh 12 9 0 3 223 208 27
Pocono (Pioneers) 12 8 0 4 244 208 24
Kimmi 12 7 0 5 255 190 21
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 12 7 0 5 239 192 21
Chauvinism 12 7 0 5 206 192 21
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 12 7 0 5 170 175 21
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 12 6 0 6 227 188 18
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 12 6 0 6 220 183 18
Ellhnistan 12 6 0 6 195 193 18
Ozworld 12 6 0 6 208 218 18
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JBRoyal (Rebels) 12 6 0 6 227 247 18
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 12 5 0 7 252 225 15
Barbaratic (Barbies) 12 5 0 7 198 218 15
Shaka NuNu 12 5 0 7 220 283 15
Free Voters 12 4 0 8 199 216 12
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 12 3 0 9 221 311 9
Snipetopia 12 3 0 9 188 280 9
Nastic (Knights) 12 2 0 10 208 277 6
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Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)
Vs.
JBRoyal Rebels

Jurai-Helm Royals
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Pocono Pioneers
Vs.
Shaka NuNu

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Chauvinism
Vs.
Free Voters

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
Vs.
Kimmi

Ellhnistan
Vs.
Ozworld

Simidh
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Vs.
Nastic Knights

Snipetopia
Vs.
Hoagie’s Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Coach DKRoyal broke his silence with the media after their most recent loss. "We are a frustrated football team, and it shows. It is embarassing to see this team that I thought had such character just give up. When you have your star players walking around with their heads down, you know you are in trouble. I don't think we expected to win this football game. I know that I have more desire to win my little pinky than the rest of the team put together, and I'm trying to let some of it rub off. The last few games it appears that I have failed. We can either sit around and bitch and moan about what 'could' have been, or we can get off our asses and work hard and turn things around. We represent the Nation of JBRoyal, and it's time we started playing like it."

Wow, coach. Way to break the silence. If this is your public statement, I'm glad I wasn't in the locker room after the game.

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...3 0 7 0 - 10
Vs.
JBRoyal Rebels.................0 7 3 7 - 17
JBRoyal: 1 yard shovel pass turns into 18 yard TD

Jurai-Helm Royals......................3 7 0 3 0 - 13 (tie)
Vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...3 0 10 0 0 - 13
Combined 351 yards of offense

Pocono Pioneers...7 0 7 14 - 28
Vs.
Shaka NuNu........28 0 3 0 - 31
Shaka NuNu: 275 yards offense in 1st quarter

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...3 7 3 17 - 30
Vs.
Barbaratic Barbies.............6 13 8 0 - 27
Beacharogia: 16 yard draw to Barbaratic 47, sets up TD pass with 41 seconds left

Chauvinism....14 7 7 7 - 35
Vs.
Free Voters...0 0 13 7 - 20
Chauvinism: Two fake FGs (one for a TD)

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...6 7 7 7 - 27
Vs.
Kimmi............................7 0 0 7 - 14
Hillbilly Warriors: RB - 195 all-purpose yards, 3 TD

Ellhnistan...14 0 7 3 - 24
Vs.
Ozworld......0 6 3 3 - 12
Ellhnistan: Average kickoff return allowed - 5 yards, plus a blocked extra point

Simidh........................7 3 3 7 - 20
Vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 0 7 0 - 7
Simidh: 53 yards on two kickoff returns (one for TD)

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 3 7 0 - 10
Vs.
Nastic Knights.............7 0 7 0 - 14
Nastic: Forces and recovers fumble at own 2 on 3rd and goal

Snipetopia.........................14 7 17 7 - 45
Vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...10 6 7 0 - 23
Snipetopia: 18 of 20 on 3rd down

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Week 14 schedule

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Chauvinism
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels

Ellhnistan
vs.
Nastic Knights

Shaka NuNu
vs.
Hillbilly Warriors

Simidh
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Barbaratic Barbies
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

Ozworld
vs.
Snipetopia

Pocono Pioneers
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Twolist Experiment Duallies
vs.
Kimmi

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
vs.
Free Voters

Nastic Sports Review

The kids of Nastic are on a roll now just a few more wins and they are in the play-offs .

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 13 10 0 3 305 274 30
Simidh 13 10 0 3 243 215 30
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 13 9 1 3 228 176 28
Pocono (Pioneers) 13 8 0 5 272 239 24
Chauvinism 13 8 0 5 241 218 24
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 13 8 0 5 197 189 24
Kimmi 13 7 0 6 269 217 21
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 13 7 0 6 246 212 21
Ellhnistan 13 7 0 6 218 205 21
JBRoyal (Rebels) 13 7 0 6 244 257 21
Ozworld 13 6 0 7 220 242 18
Shaka NuNu 13 6 0 7 251 311 18
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Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 13 6 0 7 237 202 18
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 13 6 0 7 230 200 18
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 13 5 1 7 265 238 16
Barbaratic (Barbies) 13 5 0 8 225 248 15
Snipetopia 13 4 0 9 233 303 12
Free Voters 13 4 0 9 119 251 12
Nastic (Knights) 13 3 0 10 222 287 9
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 13 3 0 10 244 356 9
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Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...0 0 7 3 - 10
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers.......3 3 3 3 - 12
Never-Setting Sun: 35 yard FG attempt blocked, but holding on Beacharogia puts ball on Beacharogia 8; 25 yard FG good

Chauvinism.......3 7 7 3 - 20
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels...0 0 14 3 - 17
Chauvinism: 9 yards offense allowed in 4th quarter

Ellhnistan Centaurs.......0 3 7 0 - 10
vs.
Nastic Knights...0 7 3 3 - 13
Nastic: 52 yard FG into the wind

Shaka NuNu.......................0 7 13 10 - 30
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 0 0 21 - 21
Hillbilly Warriors: Failed to recover 3rd onside kick in a row

Simidh.................................3 0 7 0 - 10
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...7 6 0 7 - 20
Scandinavian States: 4 takeaways, 5 sacks

Barbaratic Barbies.............3 7 0 7 0 - 17
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...0 14 0 3 3 - 20 (OT)
Jayzer: Recovers onside kick in OT

Ozworld......0 7 7 0 - 14
vs.
Snipetopia...7 7 7 16 - 37
Snipetopia: 251 yards rushing

Pocono Pioneers.....7 7 0 3 - 17
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...0 0 10 0 - 10
Jurai-Helm: WR fumbles after 9 yard gain to Pocono 31, Pocono recovers

Twolist Experiment Duallies...3 0 0 7 - 10
vs.
Kimmi.........................0 21 0 14 - 35
Kimmi: QB 9-for-10 for 98 yards and 4 TD when two or less WR on the field

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...3 6 7 14 - 30
vs.
Free Voters........................0 0 3 7 - 10
Hoagie's Hotpants: 20 points on trips to red zone

Standings
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Simidh (10-4)
Beacharogia
Jurai-Helm (9-4-1)
Pocono (9-5)
Chauvinism
Hillbilly Warriors (8-6)
Kimmi
Ellhnistan (7-7) [3-2]
Never-Setting Sun [2-1]
JBRoyal [2-2]
Jayzer [2-3]
Twolist Experiment [1-1]
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Shaka NuNu [1-2]
Scandinavian States (6-7-1)
Ozworld (6-8 )
Snipetopia (5-9)
Barbaratic
T-Hey Hotpants (4-10) [1-0]
T-Nastic [1-0]
Free Voters [0-2]

Nastic Sports Review

The kids of Nastic are on a roll now just a few more wins and they are in the play-offs and the kicker scored an amazing 52 yard FG into the wind.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 14 10 0 4 315 286 30
Simidh 14 10 0 4 253 235 30
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 14 9 1 4 238 193 28
Pocono (Pioneers) 14 9 0 5 289 251 27
Chauvinism 14 9 0 5 261 235 27
Kimmi 14 8 0 6 304 227 24
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 14 8 0 6 214 219 24
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 14 7 0 7 250 217 21
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 14 7 0 7 249 212 21
Ellhnistan 14 7 0 7 228 218 21
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 14 7 0 7 256 247 21
JBRoyal (Rebels) 14 7 0 7 261 277 21
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Shaka NuNu 14 7 0 7 281 332 21
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 14 6 1 7 285 248 19
Ozworld 14 6 0 8 234 279 18
Barbaratic (Barbies) 14 5 0 9 242 265 15
Snipetopia 14 5 0 9 270 317 15
Nastic (Knights) 14 4 0 10 235 297 12
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 14 4 0 10 274 366 12
Free Voters 14 4 0 10 129 281 12
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1. Good luck, Nastic. Five games remain and you're 3 games out.
2. Official stuff: I have Kimmi down as 8-6, not 7-7. Also, Shaka NuNu has 7 wins.

Week 15:
Simidh
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels

Chauvinism Pigs
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Ellhnistan Centuars
vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Kimmi
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)
vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)

Nastic Knights
vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Snipetopia
vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

Free Voters
vs.
Ozworld

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Shaka NuNu

EGORoyal, known throughout JBRoyal for his television talk show "Are You Getting Sleepy?" will now be on the football staff for Royal's Rebels. It is not expected to interfere with his popular show, although it may be recorded in Lure Ching Guo, depending on negotiations with the tournament hosting nation.
EGORoyal appeared excited when the announcement was made. "A wise man once said that 'half the game is ninety percent mental.' While I can't say that the statement is a hundred percent accurate, I can tell you that when you get two evenly matched teams on the field, the team with the mental edge will win more than lose. My job is to get in these guys head and instill confidence and a winning attitude. Hypnosis will be involved. Team members will be hypnotized and will be given suggestions. I can't go into more detail at this time because I don't want to give away any secrets. I can tell you that you will see a significant improvement of the way the team plays."

[quote="Lure Ching Guo"]1. Good luck, Nastic. Five games remain and you're 3 games out.
2. Official stuff: I have Kimmi down as 8-6, not 7-7. Also, Shaka NuNu has 7 wins.

1. We are on a winning streak watch us go.
2.Yes so do I :wink:

Simidh...........17 10 0 3 - 30
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels...7 0 0 10 - 17
Simidh: QB kicks 19 yard FG when K was injured

Chauvinism Pigs................3 3 0 14 - 20
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...10 10 0 3 - 23
Jayzer: 25 yard return to own 33, drives to Chauvinism 21 with 12 seconds left and no timeouts, kicks 38 yard FG to win

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors).....10 7 7 0 - 24
vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...7 3 7 0 - 17
Hillbilly Warriors: 5 punt returns for 51 yards and 1 TD

Ellhnistan Centuars...3 7 0 0 - 10
vs.
Pocono Pioneers.......0 10 7 6 - 23
Pocono: 10 out of 14 first downs by running

Kimmi...............3 10 7 0 - 20
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...3 0 3 0 - 6
Kimmi: 3 catches off bobbled interceptions

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...3 10 3 0 - 16
vs.
Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...........7 0 0 7 - 14
Beacharogia: Attempted onside kick rolls out of bounds

Nastic Knights.......3 3 3 10 - 19
vs.
Barbaratic Barbies...3 0 0 7 - 10
Nastic: Fake punt @ 1:57 in 4th on 4th and 5, P rushes 7 yards

Snipetopia....................7 14 14 10 - 45
vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 0 10 14 - 24
Snipetopia: Average yards gained per play: 5.4

Free Voters...7 7 0 0 - 14
vs.
Ozworld.......7 3 14 10 - 34
Ozworld: TE - 4 catches for 53 yards (2 TD)

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 7 0 0 - 7
vs.
Shaka NuNu.................14 0 3 0 - 17
Shaka NuNu: 7 sacks on 3rd down (10 total)

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Standings

Simidh (11-4)
T - Beacharogia (10-5)
T - Pocono (10-5)
Jurai-Helm (9-5-1)
Hillbilly Warriors (9-6) [2-0]
T - Chauvinism [0-1]
T - Kimmi [0-1]
Shaka NuNu (8-7)
Jayzer
Scandinavian States (7-7-1)
Twolist Experiment (7-8 ) [1-0]
Ozworld [2-1]
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Never-Setting Sun [2-1]
Ellhnistan [2-2]
JBRoyal [0-3]
Snipetopia (6-9)
Nastic (5-10)
Barbaratic
Hey Hotpants (4-11)
Free Voters

Week 16:
Kimmi
vs.
Simidh

Snipetopia
vs.
Free Voters

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)
vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Jurai-Helm Royals
vs.
Ellhnistan Centaurs

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Nastic Knights
vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Ozworld
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

Shaka NuNu
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs

JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Go ahead, JB. Just don't interfere with any other teams' affairs, especially off the field (i.e., hypnotizing the opponent and saying they suck)

Playing so many games in such a short time may tire some teams, but the Grizzlers have held their ground well. Coach Rae is actually proud of his team for once! Lately the team has begun to worry about the practice of other teams. QB Jonny Jonson Jr. has questioned the newest fad in the league "hypnosis". Coach Rae has told him not to worry, the team will continue with the same tactics as always. Hard work, determination, and steroids. :shock: Err, make that 'Gatorade'. The team has also began to worry about playing the pint sized Nastic Knights, the hottest team in the league. Hillbilly Warriors sports analysts are busy as we speak, trying to determine if the team has already played the Knights or knot. :D Peace to all, and good luck to Nastic. The few citizens of HW who refuse to root for the home team have taken great pleasure in supporting the Knights. The Knights jersey has become the top seller at Hillbilly Sports Inc, according to CEO Ed D. Neighborson. Playoffs, here we come!

The power of hypnosis had little effect on Royal's Rebels as they were thoroughly whipped by Simidh 30-17 in an embarassing losing steak. EGORoyal, who was recently granted permission to tape his popular show on location in Lure Ching Guo, said that it could take "days" for his powers of suggestion to take effect.
"Some people do not take to the powers of hypnosis immediately. For some, it may take days of sessions to see results. It is well known that people with lower IQs are harder to hypnotize than people with higher IQs. I'm not saying they are dumb, in fact they are pretty smart as far as football players go. One of the things I am stressing to the team in their sessions is that they are smart and alert to their surroundings. Once I get this through the teams head, we can move on to more powerful suggestions."

Nastic Sports Review

The kids of Nastic have now won three on the trot and are flying towards the play-offs.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Simidh 15 11 0 4 283 252 33
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 15 10 0 5 329 302 30
Pocono (Pioneers) 15 10 0 5 312 261 30
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 15 9 1 5 244 216 28
Kimmi 15 9 0 6 324 233 27
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 15 9 0 6 238 236 27
Chauvinism 15 9 0 6 281 258 27
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 15 8 0 7 273 237 24
Shaka NuNu 15 8 0 7 298 339 24
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 15 7 1 7 301 262 22
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 15 7 0 8 256 229 21
Ellhnistan 15 7 0 8 238 241 21
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Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 15 7 0 8 280 292 21
JBRoyal (Rebels) 15 7 0 8 278 307 21
Ozworld 15 7 0 8 268 293 21
Snipetopia 15 6 0 9 315 341 18
Barbaratic (Barbies) 15 5 0 10 252 284 15
Nastic (Knights) 15 5 0 10 254 307 15
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 15 4 0 11 291 390 12
Free Voters 15 4 0 11 143 315 12
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Kimmi....7 0 10 3 - 20
vs.
Simidh...7 7 7 0 - 21
Simidh: Blitz on 2nd and 2 results in fumble @ 1:37 in 4th

Snipetopia....3 3 0 10 - 16
vs.
Free Voters...0 7 10 0 - 17
Free Voters: Tackles Snipetopia WR inbounds @ 0:02 in 4th

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...0 7 10 7 - 24
vs.
Barbaratic Barbies.....................0 3 0 6 - 9
Scandinavian States: 140 yards on 9 passes over the middle

Jurai-Helm Royals.....7 6 0 3 - 16
vs.
Ellhnistan Centaurs...10 0 3 0 - 13
Ellhnistan: 58 yard desparation FG blocked

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...6 0 7 7 - 20
vs.
Pocono Pioneers................3 14 0 0 - 17
Beacharogia: 4 yard draw for a TD on 4th and goal

Nastic Knights.....................0 7 7 0 - 14
vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...0 7 3 7 - 17
Hey Hotpants: 54 yard PR for TD

Ozworld........................3 3 13 0 - 19
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...0 10 0 7 - 17
Jayzer: Sacked on 4th and goal on Ozworld 3

Shaka NuNu........6 7 7 0 - 20
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs...0 3 6 7 - 16
Chauvinism: 4th quarter - 1 first down

JBRoyal Rebels................7 0 7 0 - 14
vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies...3 3 16 0 - 22
JBRoyal: 219 yards total offense

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...3 10 3 6 - 22
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers.........3 6 0 8 - 17
Never-Setting Sun: Fake FG good for 2-pt conversion; failed to recover onside kick

The kids of Nastic have now won three on the trot and are flying towards the play-offs.
They just took on flak.

"Some people do not take to the powers of hypnosis immediately."
You better hope it takes effect soon.

Hard work, determination, and steroids. Err, make that 'Gatorade'.
It better, or else I'll send the team to the doctor for eX-Raes. (dodges tomato)

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Standings
-----------
Simidh* (12-4)
Beacharogia* (11-5)
Jurai-Helm* (10-5-1)
Pocono (10-6)
Hillbilly Warriors
Shaka NuNu (9-7) [2-0]
T - Kimmi [0-1]
T - Shaka NuNu [0-1]
Scandinavian States (8-7-1)
Ozworld (8-8 ) [1-0]
Jayzer [1-1]
Twolist Experiment [0-1]
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Never-Setting Sun (7-9) [2-0]
Ellhnistan [1-1]
JBRoyal [0-2]
Snipetopia (6-10)
Nastic (5-11) [2-1] {+6}
Hey Hotpants [2-1] {-1}
Barbaratic [2-1] {-5}
Free Voters [0-3]

Congrats to Simidh, Beacharogia, and Jurai-Helm for clinching playoff spots. 9 more to go.

Nastic Sports Review

The kids of Nastic have now taken some flak flying towards the play-offs.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Simidh 16 12 0 4 304 272 36
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 16 11 0 5 349 319 33
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 16 10 1 5 260 229 31
Pocono (Pioneers) 16 10 0 6 322 278 30
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 16 10 0 6 260 253 30
Chauvinism 16 9 0 7 297 278 27
Shaka NuNu 16 9 0 7 318 355 27
Kimmi 16 9 0 7 344 254 27
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 16 8 1 7 325 271 25
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 16 8 0 8 290 256 24
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 16 8 0 8 302 306 24
Ozworld 16 8 0 8 288 310 24
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Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 16 7 0 9 273 229 21
Ellhnistan 16 7 0 9 251 257 21
JBRoyal (Rebels) 16 7 0 9 292 329 21
Snipetopia 16 6 0 10 331 358 18
Barbaratic (Barbies) 16 5 0 11 261 308 15
Nastic (Knights) 16 5 0 11 268 324 15
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 16 5 0 11 308 404 15
Free Voters 16 5 0 11 160 331 15
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Pocono Pioneers
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
Ellhnistan Centaurs

Twolist Experiment Duallies
vs.
Shaka NuNu

Snipetopia
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Kimmi
vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)
vs.
Free Voters

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Simidh

Ozworld
vs.
Nastic Knights

Barbaratic Barbies
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs

Nastic, Hey Hotpants, and Free Voters all need to run the table to have a shot at the playoffs, as well as have other teams fall to 11 losses:
-Nastic holds tiebreaker over no one; needs to beat Ozworld to gain one
-Hey Hotpants has tiebreaker over Jayzer and Twolist (has yet to play Ozworld)
-Free Voters has tiebreaker only over Twolist (has not played Jayzer)

Barbaratic has been mathematically eliminated (pending double checking of arithmetic)

Pocono and Hillbilly Warriors need a victory to clinch

Coach DKRoyal collapsed in the team locker room shortly after the team suffered a loss to Twoslit. No immediate information was made public, and the players have not left the locker room. Reports are beginning to come in saying that they saw Coach DKRoyal being wheeled out on a stretcher and placed on a JBRoyal Medical Helicopter. It is speculated that it is not life threatening because he was not treated at a Lure Ching Guo Hospital, but flown back to JBRoyal.

Kimmi
vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)


uh oh! bring on the bro-sis rivalry! :wink:

MDRoyal, DKRoyal's personal physician, issued a press conference on the collapse of Coach DKRoyal. She stated that DK had been undergoing chemotherapy for three weeks to treat brain tumors which were discovered six weeks ago. DK wanted to finish the football tournament and retire prior to making his ilness public.
"DK's collapse last night is due to a progression of cancer that was found on his brain six weeks ago. At the time it was recommended that he immediately retire from football and spend time with his family. His wish was to retire with a championship at the Lure Ching Guo Tournament. The work and stress of the tournament have taken a toll, and regrettably he will not be able to coach in the next few games. Right now DK is resting in his room and will probably be released after his next round of chemo, scheduled for next week. More information will follow, this is what DK has allowed me to share."

MBRoyal will replace DK until he is healthy enough to return to the team, if he recovers. DK was diagnosed with brain cancer and wanted to wait until the end of the tournament to make it public, but a collapse after the game forced the news out before he wanted.
When asked about the situation, MBRoyal was quick to talk about the health of DK. "This was an absolute shock to me and to the team. I have been around the man and coached with the man for five years now, and he is a wonderful person. I am truly shocked that he could keep this a secret, but I truly understand his desire to do so. This does explain a lot, however. People that know DK know that he has not been himself lately. He has always been an easy going laid back coach who has been great with the media. Some of his recent statements and comments along with his strained relationship with media members can probably all be explained by this. I know that some of his recent actions have had me stumped. I wish DK the best in his recovery, and I will dedicate my job as interim coach to him, and I know the team will try to win for him."

Pocono Pioneers................7 7 0 7 - 21
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...3 24 7 7 - 41
Jayzer: 3 takeaways for TD (2 INT, 1 fumble)

JBRoyal Rebels...................7 0 0 0 - 7
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...7 3 0 0 - 10
Combined 109 yards total offense second half

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...17 0 0 0 - 17
vs.
Ellhnistan Centaurs............7 0 3 0 - 10
Beacharogia: 13 first downs (9 on run)

Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 7 7 3 - 17
vs.
Shaka NuNu....................0 7 3 0 - 10
Twolist: Allows avg. 1 yard after play of 7 or more yards

Snipetopia..........3 0 7 7 - 17
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...3 7 3 0 - 13
Snipetopia: 15 yard pass to Jurai-Helm 9, WR laterals to nearby TE for TD

Kimmi..............................0 7 0 7 - 14
vs.
Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...10 10 0 0 - 20
Hey Hotpants: LB blitzes and sacks Kimmi QB, fumbles ball, Hey Hotpants recovers

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...0 6 0 14 - 20
vs.
Free Voters............................3 3 7 3 - 16
Scandinavian States: 14 yard QB draw for TD

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 3 7 0 - 10
vs.
Simidh.....................14 3 3 3 - 23
Simidh: 227 total return yards

Ozworld..........10 3 0 7 3 - 23 (OT)
vs.
Nastic Knights...7 0 13 0 0 - 20
Ozworld 6 yard rushing TD, Nastic draws unsportsmanlike conduct penalty (complaining of holding); Ozworld, with penalty, drives to Nastic 20 and kicks 37 yard FG

Barbaratic Barbies...3 3 0 7 6 - 19 (OT)
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs......0 7 3 3 0 - 13
Barbaratic: 51 yard TD pass in 4th; OT KR for TD

Standings
----------------------------
Simidh* (13-4)
Beacharogia* (12-5)
Hillbilly Warriors* (11-6)
Jurai-Helm* (10-6-1)
Pocono* (10-7)
Scandinavian States* (9-7-1)
Shaka NuNu (9-8 ) [4-1]
Kimmi* [2-2] [1-1] {+18}
Chauvinism* {-3}
Twolist Experiment {-7}
Ozworld {-8}
Jayzer [2-3]
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Never-Setting Sun Tigers (7-10) [3-0]
Ellhnistan [1-1]
JBRoyal [1-2]
Snipetopia [0-2]
Barbaratic (6-11)
Hey Hotpants
Nastic (5-12)
Free Voters

Hillbilly Warriors, Pocono, Scandinavian States, Kimmi, and Chauvinism all clinch playoff spots.
Simidh clinches first-round bye.
Barbaratic, Hey Hotpants, Nastic, and Free Voters have been eliminated.
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Week 18 Schedule:

Free Voters
vs.
Pocono Pioneers

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
vs.
Ozworld

Ellhnistan Centaurs
vs.
Snipetopia

Twolist Experiment Duallies
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Barbaratic Barbies

Simidh
vs.
Nastic Knights

Shaka NuNu
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Kimmi
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs

Nastic Sports Review

The kids of Nastic have failed to make the play-offs in their first compitition and are considering making a complaint about the standard of referee in our last game. "Nastic draws unsportsmanlike conduct penalty (complaining of holding); Ozworld, with penalty, drives to Nastic 20 and kicks 37 yard FG"
but we have great hopes for them in the next tourny.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Simidh 17 13 0 4 327 282 39
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 17 12 0 5 367 329 36
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 17 11 0 6 270 260 33
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 17 10 1 6 273 246 31
Pocono (Pioneers) 17 10 0 7 343 318 30
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 17 9 1 7 345 287 28
Kimmi 17 9 0 8 358 274 27
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 17 9 0 8 331 277 27
Chauvinism 17 9 0 8 310 297 27
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 17 9 0 8 319 316 27
Ozworld 17 9 0 8 311 330 27
Shaka NuNu 17 9 0 8 328 372 27
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Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 17 7 0 10 283 252 21
Ellhnistan 17 7 0 10 261 274 21
JBRoyal (Rebels) 17 7 0 10 299 339 21
Snipetopia 17 7 0 10 348 371 21
Barbaratic (Barbies) 17 6 0 11 280 321 18
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 17 6 0 11 328 418 18
Nastic (Knights) 17 5 0 12 288 347 15
Free Voters 17 5 0 12 176 351 15
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Interim Coach MBRoyal fell to the Grizzlers 10 - 7 in a defensive struggle. Both teams had trouble moving the ball, and the defense scored the only touchdown of the game.
MBRoyal appreciated the defensive effort his team gave. "This has been a tramautic week for the players, and we have been working closely with our team shrink...er hypnotist to help us focus. It takes a lot of character after what we have been through to play as hard as we did on the defensive end. If we keep playing like this, things will turn around."
MBRoyal replaced DKRoyal after he collapsed in the team locker room. DK has been diagnosed with brain cancer, and is still being hospitalized but is in good condition.
MBroyal has been a longtime assistant coach, and has had his opportunities at head coaching jobs, but has stated many times that this is where he belongs. He is well known for recruiting and his relationships with players and the media. He was a key asset last year when contract negotiations broke down between the players and their union.

Interim Coach MBRoyal fell to the Grizzlers 10 - 7 in a defensive struggle. Both teams had trouble moving the ball, and the defense scored the only touchdown of the game.
MBRoyal appreciated the defensive effort his team gave. "This has been a tramautic week for the players, and we have been working closely with our team shrink...er hypnotist to help us focus. It takes a lot of character after what we have been through to play as hard as we did on the defensive end. If we keep playing like this, things will turn around."
MBRoyal replaced DKRoyal after he collapsed in the team locker room. DK has been diagnosed with brain cancer, and is still being hospitalized but is in good condition.
MBroyal has been a longtime assistant coach, and has had his opportunities at head coaching jobs, but has stated many times that this is where he belongs. He is well known for recruiting and his relationships with players and the media. He was a key asset last year when contract negotiations broke down between the players and their union.

Free Voters.......3 6 3 3 - 15
vs.
Pocono Pioneers...7 3 3 0 - 13
Free Voters: 3 FG off turnovers

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...14 7 0 3 - 24
vs.
Ozworld............................0 0 14 0 - 14
Hey Hotpants: RB - 194 yards rushing

Ellhnistan Centaurs...17 0 3 7 - 27
vs.
Snipetopia............3 7 6 13 - 29
Snipetopia: 2 yard loft to TE for TD

Twolist Experiment Duallies...16 0 3 0 - 19
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers......7 0 0 7 - 14
Twolist Experiment: 4-for-4 for 50 yards when someone other than QB throws

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia).....7 0 7 7 - 21
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...3 7 3 21 - 34
Hillbilly Warriors: 128 yards and 2 TD rushing in 4th quarter

Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...14 7 7 6 - 34
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals..............7 10 0 14 - 31
Jayzer: WR tackled inbounds at Jurai-Helm 11 at 0:00, SS commits facemask penalty; Jayzer chips in 28 yard FG

JBRoyal Rebels.......0 7 7 7 - 21
vs.
Barbaratic Barbies...7 10 0 7 - 24
JBRoyal: WR catches ball at Barbaratic 46 on 4th and 6, but fails to stay inbounds

Simidh...........7 3 3 7 - 20
vs.
Nastic Knights...3 0 10 0 - 13
Simidh: 8 of 25 passes knocked down

Shaka NuNu.............................0 7 3 3 - 13
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...24 3 7 0 - 34
Scandinavian States: 4 sacks when sending 4 or less players, 1 sack when 5 or more

Kimmi.............10 0 7 13 - 30
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs...7 0 0 0 - 7
Kimmi: Longest gain - 27 yard run

Standings
----------------------------
Simidh* (14-4)
Hillbilly Warriors* (12-6)
Beacharogia*
Scandinavian States* (10-7-1) {+69}
Jurai-Helm* {+45}
Kimmi* (10-8 ) [2-1]
Jayzer* [2-1]
Twolist Experiment* [1-2]
Pocono* [1-2]
Shaka NuNu (9-9) {2-0}
Chauvinism* {1-1}
Ozworld {0-2}
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Snipetopia (8-10)
Barbaratic (7-11) [3-0]
Never-Setting Sun Tigers [3-1]
Ellhnistan [2-1]
Hey Hotpants [1-3]
JBRoyal [0-4]
Free Voters (6-12)
Nastic (5-13)

Jayzer and Twolist Experiment have clinched playoff spots.
Everyone under .500 except for Snipetopia is eliminated.
Snipetopia must win AND have either Shaka NuNu or Ozworld lose to grab a playoff spot.

Coach MBRoyal and his team all had blank stares and seemed to have canned responses to questions. When asked how it felt to lose to the Barbie's, he responded "We are a skilled football team, and we will win games." When asked how it felt to come up just short on fourth down, he responded "we are a skilled team, and we will win."
WRRoyal, who caught the ball on a crucial 4th down play late in the game, but was ruled out of bounds, was asked for his comment.
"I am a skilled metal worker...I mean football player....sorry, I must have listened the wrong tape before I went to bed last night. I will continue to make plays, and we will win games."
EGORoyal, the team hypnotist, was not available for comments after the game, as he had to leave for the taping of his popular show "Are You Getting Sleepy?"

Nastic Sports Review


[code:1:f726a09752]
LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Simidh 18 14 0 4 347 295 42
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 18 12 0 6 388 363 36
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 18 12 0 6 304 281 36
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 18 10 1 7 379 300 31
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 18 10 1 7 304 280 31
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 18 10 0 8 365 308 30
Pocono (Pioneers) 18 10 0 8 356 333 30
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 18 10 0 8 338 330 30
Kimmi 18 10 0 8 388 281 30
Chauvinism 18 9 0 9 317 327 27
Ozworld 18 9 0 9 325 354 27
Shaka NuNu 18 9 0 9 341 406 27
---------------------------------------------------------------
Snipetopia 18 8 0 10 377 398 24
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 18 7 0 11 297 271 21
Ellhnistan 18 7 0 11 288 303 21
JBRoyal (Rebels) 18 7 0 11 320 383 21
Barbaratic (Barbies) 18 7 0 11 304 342 21
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 18 7 0 11 352 432 21
Free Voters 18 6 0 12 191 364 18
Nastic (Knights) 18 5 0 13 303 367 15
[/code:1:f726a09752]

Barbaratic Barbies
vs.
Ellhnistan Centuars

Free Voters
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

Canton Dragons
vs.
Kimmi

Pocono Pioneers
vs.
Nastic Knights

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
Snipetopia

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels

Jurai-Helm Royals
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Ozworld
vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)
vs.
Shaka NuNu

Simidh
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs

Games Snipetopia will be watching (other than its own):
Ozworld-Twolist
Hey Hotpants-Shaka NuNu

This has been an exciting season. This upcoming match with Ozworld has everyone in The Theoretical Probability clutching their dice. Ozworld is a great opponent, and Sue depends daily on their desserts.

Barbaratic Barbies....10 7 3 13 - 33
vs.
Ellhnistan Centuars...17 17 0 6 - 40
All 7 TDs made by different players

Free Voters....................13 6 0 3 - 22
vs.
Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...3 0 7 3 - 13
Free Voters: RB - 195 yards rushing, 58 yards receiving, 1 TD

Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...0 10 0 7 - 17
vs.
Kimmi..................................0 21 10 3 - 34
Kimmi: 24 points off turnovers (3 INT, 1 fumble)

Pocono Pioneers...17 3 0 0 - 20
vs.
Nastic Knights....7 3 17 3 - 30
Nastic: 1 penalty for 5 yards

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...7 7 3 3 - 20
vs.
Snipetopia.......................0 3 3 0 - 6
Snipetopia: 13 plays for a loss (including 4 sacks)

Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...0 7 7 0 - 14
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels.................0 0 17 0 - 17
Beacharogia: 53 yard FG attempt short

Jurai-Helm Royals..........3 0 7 10 - 20
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...3 7 3 10 - 23
Never-Setting Sun: WR catches ball at Jurai-Helm 3 inbounds at 0:11, manages to spike at 0:02; kicks 20 yard FG

Ozworld.......................3 0 3 0 - 6
vs.
Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 3 3 3 - 9
Average FG attmept: 44 yards

Hoagie's Hotpants (Hey Hotpants)...0 10 0 0 - 10
vs.
Shaka NuNu.........................3 3 10 0 - 16
Hey Hotpants: Crossed midfield only once in second half

Simidh............3 7 3 17 - 30
vs.
Chauvinism Pigs...7 0 10 3 - 20
Combined 33 fisrt downs

Standings
-----------------------------
1 - Simidh (15-4)
2 - Hillbilly Warriors (13-6)
3 - Bum Bum Nation (12-7)
4 - Kimmi (11-8 )
5 - Twolist Experiment
6 - Scandinavian States (10-8-1) {+52}
7 - Jurai-Helm {+42}
8 - Shaka NuNu (10-9) [2-0]
9 - Jayzer [1-1]
10 - Pocono [0-2]
11 - Chauvinism (9-10)
12 - Ozworld
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
13 - JBRoyal (8-11) [3-0]
14 - Ellhnistan [1-2] {+5}
15 - Never-Setting Sun {0}
16 - Snipetopia {-5}
17 - Barbaratic (7-12) [2-0]
18 - Hey Hopants [1-1]
19 - Free Voters [0-2]
20 - Nastic (6-13)

Wild Card Round
**************
5) Twolist Experiment Duallies
vs.
12) Ozworld

6) Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)
vs.
11) Chauvinism

7) Jurai-Helm Royals
vs.
10) Pocono Pioneers

8) Shaka NuNu
vs.
9) Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)

Simidh, Hillbilly Warriors, Beacharogia, and Kimmi are off this week.

Wild Card Round
**************
5) Twolist Experiment Duallies...0 7 13 0 - 20
vs.
12) Ozworld......................7 7 7 0 - 21
Twolist Experiment: WR bobbles 4th and 2 throw and drops it

6) Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...7 14 7 3 - 31
vs.
11) Chauvinism............................0 3 7 3 - 13
Scandinavian States: 4 punt returns for 85 yards and 1 TD

7) Jurai-Helm Royals...3 7 7 0 - 17
vs.
10) Pocono Pioneers....0 0 3 3 - 6
Jurai-Helm: 3 INTs and 2 fumble recoveries

8) Shaka NuNu.....................3 0 21 3 - 27
vs.
9) Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer)...0 0 7 14 - 21
Shaka NuNu: LB sacks Jayzer QB on 4th and 10 late in 4th


Quarterfinal Round
******************
1) Simidh
vs.
12) Ozworld

2) Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
8) Shaka NuNu

3) Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
7) Jurai-Helm

4) Kimmi
vs.
6) Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

"This is it, the moment this team has been waiting for all season," said coach Ginji Kawai in a press conference this weekend. "After we clinched a playoff spot, we got a little lazy and lost a few games. We need to keep our heads in the game - our next loss will be our last. I'm proud of this team, though, and I really think we have what it takes to go all the way."

Quarterfinal Round
******************
1) Simidh
vs.
12) Ozworld



Finaly Ozworld are in the Quarterfinal Round .......good luck to all the other countries in the Quarterfinal Round :)

Quarterfinal Round
******************
1) Simidh.....7 14 10 0 - 31
vs.
12) Ozworld...7 10 3 14 - 34
Ozworld: 12 yard draw for TD in 4th

2) Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...7 20 0 3 - 30
vs.
8) Shaka NuNu.......................10 0 10 0 - 20
Hillbilly Warriors: All points scored by players starting with G

3) Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...14 10 3 3 - 30
vs.
7) Jurai-Helm.....................6 0 0 0 - 6
Jurai-Helm: QB taken off field on strecther (stable condition)

4) Kimmi..................................7 0 0 3 - 10
vs.
6) Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...13 7 14 7 - 41
Scandavian States: 15 plays that resulted in loss of yardage for defense (including 5 sacks)

Semi-Final Round
****************
2) Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
12) Ozworld

3) Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
6) Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)

Geordie, Garry , Gerry and Geoff were the happiest hillbillys this morning after their recent win. Coach Rae is ecstatic over the team's recent performance. "We truly have pulled it together over the last little while, going from a middle of the pack team, to the final four. I am proud of these boys, but don't tell them I said that! Ozworld has pulled off some serious upsets in these playoffs, they are a team on fire. Right now, the Grizzlers need some R&R if we hope to go any farther. Ranting and Reaming 'em out, that's what it takes for these guys! So before I wear out my voice gabbing with you, I gotta go motivate the team."

The boys have all the motivation they need, as they remind Coach Rae of his promise to pay the tab. One more game, and the coach will have to open his wallet!

Nastic Sports Review

So the league season finished in dramatic style when the results of the final games had been tabulated and the final league standings had been produced and broadcast around the world.

Then there came some amazing news....

[code:1:ba0ed1974d]
LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Simidh 19 15 0 4 377 315 45
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 19 13 0 6 324 287 39
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 19 12 0 7 392 380 36
Kimmi 19 11 0 8 332 298 33
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 19 11 0 8 347 336 33
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 19 10 1 8 396 334 31
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 19 10 1 8 324 303 31
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 19 10 0 9 378 330 30
Pocono (Pioneers) 19 10 0 9 376 363 30
Shaka NuNu 19 10 0 9 357 416 30
Chauvinism 19 9 0 10 337 357 27
Ozworld 19 9 0 10 331 363 27
---------------------------------------------------------------
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 19 8 0 11 320 291 24
Ellhnistan 19 8 0 11 328 336 24
Snipetopia 19 8 0 11 383 418 24
JBRoyal (Rebels) 19 8 0 11 337 397 24
Barbaratic (Barbies) 19 7 0 12 337 382 21
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 19 7 0 12 362 448 21
Free Voters 19 7 0 12 213 377 21
Nastic (Knights) 19 6 0 13 333 387 18
[/code:1:ba0ed1974d]


It was revealed that the Nastic Knights had whilst watching the late news on TV found 30 points down the back of the couch and had then taken them to the league headquaters.

As no-one had claimed they were their points they were awarded to the Nastic Knights making the official league standings thus...

[code:1:ba0ed1974d]
LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Nastic (Knights) 19 6 0 13 333 387 48
Simidh 19 15 0 4 377 315 45
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 19 13 0 6 324 287 39
Beacharogia (Bum Bum Nation) 19 12 0 7 392 380 36
Kimmi 19 11 0 8 332 298 33
Twolist Experiment (The Duallies) 19 11 0 8 347 336 33
Scandinavian States (Canton Dragons) 19 10 1 8 396 334 31
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 19 10 1 8 324 303 31
Jayzer (Collingwood Magpies) 19 10 0 9 378 330 30
Pocono (Pioneers) 19 10 0 9 376 363 30
Shaka NuNu 19 10 0 9 357 416 30
Chauvinism 19 9 0 10 337 357 27
Ozworld 19 9 0 10 331 363 27
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Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 19 8 0 11 320 291 24
Ellhnistan 19 8 0 11 328 336 24
Snipetopia 19 8 0 11 383 418 24
JBRoyal (Rebels) 19 8 0 11 337 397 24
Barbaratic (Barbies) 19 7 0 12 337 382 21
Hey Hotpants (Hoagie's Hotpants) 19 7 0 12 362 448 21
Free Voters 19 7 0 12 213 377 21
[/code:1:ba0ed1974d]

More on this completly pointless post later. :lol:

Semi-Final Round
****************
2) Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...13 7 6 0 - 26
vs.
12) Ozworld.........................10 10 0 7 - 27
Ozworld: WR keels over from exhaustion at Hillbilly Warriors 2 but manages to extend ball across goaline

3) Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...........7 3 10 3 - 23
vs.
6) Canton Dragons (Scandinavian States)...10 3 0 7 - 20
Scandavian States: Fails to recover onside kick in 4th

Consolation Game
****************
2) Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
6) Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)

Azure Crystal Cup
*****************
3) Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)
vs.
12) Ozworld

Turns out defeating Snipetopia ended up killing the Grizzlers (see week 19). Had Snipetopia won, they would have replaced Ozworld as the 12th seed. (Odd how the world works).

I am pleased with the Canton Dragons, to say the least. Considering their performance in this tournament, I fully expect them to win the consolation game and therefor 3rd Place. Good luck to the finalists.

Consolation Game
****************
2) Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors).......13 0 0 10 - 23
vs.
6) Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...7 7 0 0 - 14
Hillbilly Warriors: 191 yards rushing and 208 yards passing

Azure Crystal Cup
*****************
3) Bum Bum Nation (Beacharogia)...0 13 3 7 - 23
vs.
12) Ozworld.......................3 0 10 7 - 20
Ozworld: RB fumbles at own 47, Beacharogia LB recovers for TD

And so, the 1st Azure Crystal Cup is awarded to Beacharogia! Congratulations.

The next one won't start for a while, but you may sign up now by leaving a post. All who wish to participate must leave a post, even those who have already participated.

The Canton Dragons are in for next season.

the queendom of kimmi would also like to participate in the next competition. good job to all and good luck in the next tournament :D

The Jurai-helm Royals are definitely in for next season.

JBRoyal's Rebels would like to participate next year.

we're in for another series

The Grizzlers are definately in for another season. Some players will remain here during the off season to work off their tab at the local bar! :lol: Thanks for putting on such an awesome tourney!

Jonstislovakia is well up for it athough your strange american stule rules are somewhat unfamilar to us

OK, the next football tournament will start just before Christmas. The deadline to sign up is midnight Sun the 21st (between Sat and Sun).

The Sybertronian Wreckers would like to join the tournament.

I've pushed back the deadline to Monday 0500 GMT because I've been away the last few days from my comp.

I've also decided how concessions at the tournament will be run. Anyone will be allowed to sell whatever they want on the premisis as long as:

1. The seller gets a permit from the Tournament Committee
2. 5% of the seller's profits go to the Committee at the end of the Tournament (if the seller makes a loss, he/she will be partially reimbursed)
3. No product or service sold directly interferes with tournament proceedings (i.e., #1 foam hands are allowed, but signs with obscenities are not, please use common sense). If someone is not sure, he/she may check with the Tournament Committee.
4. Local commerce and civilan laws and codes apply (i.e., health and saftey codes, among others)

EDIT: Did any of you guys see the Saints @ Jaguars game?! That was just unreal.

Ill be there! And so will my nations team Rocking Rockers!

I've decided to extend the deadline one last time to see if anyone else wants to join to 0500 GMT Christmas Day. Hang tight.

Count Dussia in!

Count Dussia in!

List of participants (10):
Dussia
Herrick (Rocking Rockers)
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers)
JBRoyal (Rebels)
Jonstislovakia
Jurai-Helm (Royals)
Kimmi
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons)
Sybertronia (Wreckers)

Round-robin, top 6 enter playoffs.

Week 1:
Jonstislovakia
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)
vs.
Dussia

Rocking Rockers (Herrick)
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Kimmi
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Sybertonia

Good luck to all.

Jonstislovakia......0 7 0 7 - 14
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...0 0 12 7 - 19
Jurai-Helm: 6 yard QB draw play on 3rd and goal with 1:53 left

Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...3 7 7 0 - 17
vs.
Dussia...............................0 0 7 3 - 10
Scandavian States: 205 yards totoal yards yielded

Rocking Rockers (Herrick)...0 0 3 0 - 3
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers....3 3 3 0 - 9
Combined: 10 turnovers (6 INTs and 4 fumbles) and 315 yards total offense

Kimmi............................3 3 7 3 - 16
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 7 7 0 - 14
Kimmi: 49 yard FG attempt wide left at 0:00, but unsportsmanlike conduct penalty on Hillbilly Warriors for removing helmet (a la Dwayne Rudd) allows 2nd try at Hillbilly 17; 34 yard attempt good

JBRoyal Rebels...0 0 7 3 - 10
vs.
Sybertonia.......14 7 6 0 - 27
Sybertonia: 12 for 14 on 3rd downs of 7 yards or longer, with average gain of 13 yards

Week 2:
JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Dussia
vs.
Rocking Rockers (Herrick)

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)

Kimmi
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Sybertonia Wreckers
vs.
Jonstislovakia

Great, hope we do better this year. Can anyone create tables like Nastic did before?

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week one.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Sybertonia 1 1 0 0 27 10 3
Canton Dragons 1 1 0 0 17 10 3
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 1 1 0 0 9 3 3
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 1 1 0 0 19 14 3
Kimmi 1 1 0 0 16 14 3
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 1 0 0 1 14 16 0
Jonstislovakia 1 0 0 1 14 19 0
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 1 0 0 1 3 9 0
Dussia 1 0 0 1 10 17 0
JBRoyal (Rebels) 1 0 0 1 10 27 0
[/code:1:f8f56ce1ed]

Something like this do you?

JBRoyal Rebels...................10 0 0 8 - 18
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...7 0 14 0 - 21
JBRoyal: Potential gmae-tying 49 yard FG blocked

Dussia......................10 0 7 14 - 31
vs.
Rocking Rockers (Herrick)...7 6 3 7 - 23
Dussia: 235 yards total rushing

Never-Setting Sun Tigers.............3 10 7 9 - 29
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...3 0 9 0 - 12
Scandavian States: 2 for 9 on 3rd downs in final 20 minutes of game

Kimmi...............3 7 3 10 - 23
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...7 10 3 16 - 36
Combined 715 yards offense

Sybertonia Wreckers...14 3 7 3 - 27
vs.
Jonstislovakia........3 3 0 0 - 6
Sybertonia: Time of possesion - 38:26

Week 3:
Jurai-Helm Royals
vs.
Rocking Rockers (Herrick)

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Jonstislovakia

Dussia
vs.
Sybertonia Wreckers

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)

Kimmi
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week Two.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Sybertonia Wreckers 2 2 0 0 54 16 6
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 2 2 0 0 38 15 6
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 2 2 0 0 55 37 6
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 2 1 0 1 35 34 3
Dussia 2 1 0 1 41 40 3
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons) 2 1 0 1 29 39 3
Kimmi 2 1 0 1 39 50 3
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 2 0 0 2 26 40 0
JBRoyal (Rebels) 2 0 0 2 28 48 0
Jonstislovakia 2 0 0 2 20 46 0
[/code:1:d596c090d8]

Dissapointing, we went from second to fifth. Oh well, eight more opponents to go.

Another strong season for the Royals!

Jurai-Helm Royals...........7 3 7 10 - 27
vs.
Rocking Rockers (Herrick)...7 0 10 3 - 20
Jurai-Helm: Timely lateral at Herrick 19 gains TD @ 0:06 w/no timeouts

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...3 10 0 7 - 20
vs.
Jonstislovakia.............14 0 0 3 - 17
Never-Setting Sun: 16 yard draw play for TD

Dussia................7 3 0 7 3 - 20 (OT)
vs.
Sybertonia Wreckers...0 7 3 7 0 - 17
Dussia: Game winning 37 yard FG bounces off left upright in OT

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors).......0 7 10 0 - 17
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...10 10 0 7 - 27
Hillbilly Warriors: WR fumbles ball at Scandavian States 21, Scandavian States recovers for TD

Kimmi............0 7 3 3 - 13
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels...3 7 10 3 - 23
JBRoyal: 215 yards passing


Standings
---------
T - Jurai-Helm (3-0)
T - Never-Setting Sun
Scandavian States (2-1) [1-0]
Dussia [1-1]
Sybertonia [0-1]
T - Hillbilly Warriors (1-2)
T - JBRoyal
T - Kimmi
T - Herrick (0-3)
T - Jonstislovakia

Week 4:
Rocking Rockers (Herrick)
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Jonstisolvakia
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels

Sybertonia
vs.
Kimmi

Dussia
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Rocking Rockers (Herrick)............7 7 0 3 6 - 23 (OT)
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...3 7 7 0 0 - 17
Herrick: No turnovers commited in the last 6 quarters

Never-Setting Sun Tigers.........6 3 0 7 - 16
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 3 0 0 - 3
Never-Setting Sun: Recorded 13 sacks in last 2 games

Jonstisolvakia...10 7 3 6 - 26
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels...7 0 7 7 - 21
Jonstislovakia: WR end-around for 2 TD (one game-winning)

Sybertronia...3 3 0 0 - 6
vs.
Kimmi........13 0 7 3 - 23
Kimmi: Time of possession - 40:18

Dussia..............0 0 0 0 - 0
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...7 7 0 3 - 17
Jurai-Helm: Owns half of all shutouts in North Pacific history (Other three all last year):
Week 6 - Collingwood Magpies (Jayzer) 20, Snipetopia 0
Week 11 - Never-Setting Sun Tigers 34, Snipetopia 0
Week 11 - Jurai-Helm Royals 21, JBRoyal Rebels 0

Week 5:
Sybertronia Wreckers
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Jonstislovakia
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Kimmi
vs.
Dussia

Herrick Rocking Rockers
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels

Someone will stay unbeaten...Someone will fall...who will it be?

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week Three.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 3 3 0 0 58 32 9
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 3 3 0 0 82 57 9
Sybertonia Wreckers 3 2 0 1 71 36 6
Dussia 3 2 0 1 61 57 6
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons) 3 2 0 1 56 56 6
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 3 1 0 2 52 61 3
JBRoyal (Rebels) 3 1 0 2 51 61 3
Kimmi 3 1 0 2 52 73 3
Jonstislovakia 3 0 0 3 37 66 0
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 3 0 0 3 46 67 0
[/code:1:921bc9e58f]

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week Four.

[code:1:dd0cfe38e1]
LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 4 4 0 0 74 35 12
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 4 4 0 0 99 57 12
Sybertonia Wreckers 4 2 0 2 77 59 6
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons) 4 2 0 2 73 79 6
Kimmi 4 2 0 2 75 79 6
Dussia 4 2 0 2 61 74 6
JBRoyal (Rebels) 4 1 0 3 72 87 3
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 4 1 0 3 55 77 3
Jonstislovakia 4 1 0 3 63 87 3
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 4 1 0 3 69 84 3
[/code:1:dd0cfe38e1]

We should be 3-1, if not for that incredible OT win by Herrick.

OOC: Nastic, do you use a text-based sim to get these scores? It sure looks like it.

This is nothing to do with Nastic I just do the tables for Lure.

Sybertonia Wreckers..............0 0 10 0 - 10
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...21 3 3 0 - 27
Hillbilly Warriors, RB: 189 yards rushing plus 81 yards receiving for 2 TDs

Jonstislovakia.......................3 7 7 13 - 30
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...3 17 3 0 - 23
Jonstislovakia: INT return for TD in 4th @ 1:23

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...3 7 0 7 - 17
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals..........7 10 7 10 - 34
Jurai-Helm: responded every Never-Setting Sun score with one of their own on the next drive

Kimmi....7 13 0 3 - 23
vs.
Dussia...13 7 0 7 - 27
Dussia: KR for TD @ 0:06 (Can you say "Music City"?)

Herrick Rocking Rockers...3 3 3 0 - 9
vs.
JBRoyal Rebels............7 3 14 0 - 24
JBRoyal: Average gain on 3rd down: 7.5 yards


Week 6:
Herrick Rocking Rockers
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)

Jonstislovakia
vs.
Dussia

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Kimmi

Sybertonia Wreckers
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)

In-fucking-credible, that's the second loss in a row to a low-ranked team because of an insane last minute touchdown. Jesus, whatever did I do to deserve such bad luck?

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week Five.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 5 5 0 0 133 74 15
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 5 4 0 1 91 69 12
Dussia 5 3 0 2 88 97 9
Sybertonia Wreckers 5 2 0 3 87 86 6
JBRoyal (Rebels) 5 2 0 3 96 96 6
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 5 2 0 3 82 87 6
Kimmi 5 2 0 3 98 106 6
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons) 5 2 0 3 96 109 6
Jonstislovakia 5 2 0 3 93 110 6
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 5 1 0 4 78 108 3
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Herrick Rocking Rockers..........20 0 3 0 0 - 23
vs.
Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...10 3 7 3 6 - 29 (OT)
Herrick QB left game with concussion; Hillbilly Warriors kicks 51 yard FG without a timeout in 4th

Jonstislovakia...3 0 0 0 - 3
vs.
Dussia...........10 0 3 3 - 16
Jonstislovakia: 4 INTs and a fumble off a bad snap

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...7 0 3 7 - 17
vs.
Kimmi......................6 6 3 7 - 22
Kimmi: Fake 48 yard FG, holder throws a 31 yard TD pass

Sybertronia Wreckers...0 3 7 10 - 20
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals.....13 3 0 0 - 16
Sybertronia: Fake end-around, WR shovel passes for a 6 yard TD

JBRoyal Rebels.......................7 3 0 7 - 17
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...13 7 0 0 - 20
JBRoyal: Fumbles recovered onside kick

Week 6 Standings:

Jurai-Helm Royals (5-1)
T - Dussia (4-2)
T - Never-Setting Sun Tigers
Kimmi (3-3) [2-0]
Scandavian States [1-0]
Hillbilly Warriors [1-2]
----------------------------
Sybertonia [0-2]
Jonstislovakia (2-4)
JBRoyal Rebels
Herrick (1-5)


Week 7 Schedule:
JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Jurai-Helm Royals
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavain States)

Kimmi
vs.
Jonstislovakia

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
Dussia

Herrick Rocking Rockers
vs.
Sybertronia Wreckers

Ahh, I'm back to a decent record. Hopefully my team will make the playoffs and hand out some payback for last year's playoff loss.

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week Six.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 6 5 0 1 149 94 15
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 6 4 0 2 108 91 12
Dussia 6 4 0 2 104 100 12
Sybertonia Wreckers 6 3 0 3 107 102 9
Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 6 3 0 3 111 110 9
Kimmi 6 3 0 3 120 123 9
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Scandavian States (Canton Dragons) 6 3 0 3 116 126 9
JBRoyal (Rebels) 6 2 0 4 113 116 6
Jonstislovakia 6 2 0 4 96 126 6
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 6 1 0 5 101 137 3
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Nastic, I think you need to revise the table, because according to Lure Sybertonia has my position in your table and Hillbilly is 6th, Kimmi is 4th, and I am 5th.

Nastic is ranking based on point differential. I rank based on record against teams with same overall record.

JBRoyal Rebels.............0 7 7 7 - 21
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...7 10 17 7 - 41
JBRoyal: 503 yards allowed

Jurai-Helm Royals....................10 3 0 0 - 17
vs.
Canton Dragons (Scandavain States)...7 3 6 7 - 27
Jurai-Helm: QB and RB collide in 2nd quarter while trying to recover fumbled handoff

Kimmi............0 0 0 17 - 17
vs.
Jonstislovakia...0 3 3 0 - 6
Kimmi: Back-up QB rating: 123.3

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 10 3 7 0 - 20
vs.
Dussia...........................7 10 3 0 3 - 23 (OT)
Dussia: Fumbles ball at Hillbilly Warriors 35, but pass interference on defense puts ball on Hillbilly Warrior 19

Herrick Rocking Rockers...3 0 7 0 - 10
vs.
Sybertronia Wreckers......7 0 7 6 - 20
Sybertonia WR: 6 catches for 51 yards and a TD


Standings:
Jurai-Helm (5-2) [2-0]
T - Dussia* [0-1]
T - Never-Setting Sun*
Kimmi (4-3) [1-0]
Scandavian States [0-0]
Sybertronia [0-1]
-----------------------
Hillbilly Warriors (3-4)
Jonstislovakia (2-5)
JBRoyal Rebels
Herrick (1-6)

Herrick can not make the playoffs.
Dussia and Never-Setting Sun have clinched playoff spots (Hillbilly Warriors lose tiebreaker to both of them)


Week 8 games:
Herrick Rocking Rockers
vs.
Jonstislovakia

Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
Sybertronia Wreckers

JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Dussia

Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)
vs.
Kimmi

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

What the heck's a point differential?

Difference between how many points you scored and how many points your opponents scored.

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week Seven.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 7 5 0 2 166 121 15
Dussia 7 5 0 2 127 120 15
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 7 5 0 2 149 112 15
Kimmi 7 4 0 3 137 129 12
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons) 7 4 0 3 143 143 12
Sybertonia Wreckers 7 4 0 3 127 112 12
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Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 7 3 0 4 131 133 9
Jonstislovakia 7 2 0 5 102 143 6
JBRoyal (Rebels) 7 2 0 5 134 157 6
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 7 1 0 6 111 157 3
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Sorry about the confusion there, I will just follow Lure with the placings from now on, Lure if you dont wish me to do these tables any longer just let me know.

No big deal, Nastic. I'm American, so I'm used to how they rank teams here.

is there going to be another season?

preporia would like to join but has economic problems.It's a new country with the population of only 6 million inhabitants. Few have ever heard about football.It is asking the league for help getting started but then run the football on its own.(if there is another season)

Yes. This is the 2nd quest for the Azure Crystal Cup.

Herrick Rocking Rockers...10 0 3 7 - 20
vs.
Jonstislovakia............10 3 3 0 - 16
Jonstislovakia: Holding penalty negates 4th down conversion

Never-Setting Sun Tigers...10 0 7 10 - 27
vs.
Sybertronia Wreckers.......0 7 3 0 - 10
Never-Setting Sun, FS: 2 INT, a fumble recovery, and a sack

JBRoyal Rebels...3 0 7 3 - 13
vs.
Dussia...........7 3 10 10 - 30
JBRoyal: 5 trips inside Dussia 20, 1 FG, 1 TD, 2 turnovers

Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...0 7 14 7 - 28
vs.
Kimmi................................6 7 3 0 - 16
Scandavian States: 310 yards passing

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...0 3 3 0 - 6
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals................3 3 10 0 - 16
Jurai-Helm, DL: 3 1/2 sacks, 7 tackles, 1 fumble recovery


Standings:
Jurai-Helm* (6-2) [2-0]
T - Dussia* [0-1]
T - Never-Setting Sun* [0-1]
Scandavian States* (5-3)
Kimmi* (4-4)
Sybertronia (4-4)
----------------------------
Hillbilly Warriors (3-5)
Herrick (2-6) [1-1] {-42}
JBRoyal {-43}
Jonstislovakia {-45}

Jurai-Helm, Scandavian States, and Kimmi clinch playoff spots.
JBRoyal and Jonstislovakia will miss the playoffs.
Sybertronia is in the playoffs with a win or a Hillbilly Warriors loss.


Week 9 Schedule:
Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)
vs.
Sybertronia Wreckers

JBRoyal Rebels
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)
vs.
Jonstislovakia

Herrick Rocking Rockers
vs.
Kimmi

Dussia
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers

Hey Tresville's Big Blue Wrecking Crew.....The Giants wants to join!!!!
CiscO...
Republic of Tresville

The NORTH PACIFIC football review

Week Eight.

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LEAGUE TABLE P W D L F A PTS
Jurai-Helm (Royals) 8 6 0 2 182 127 18
Dussia 8 6 0 2 157 133 18
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers) 8 6 0 2 176 122 18
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons) 8 5 0 3 171 159 15
Kimmi 8 4 0 4 153 157 12
Sybertonia Wreckers 8 4 0 4 137 139 12
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Hillbilly Warriors (Grizzlers) 8 3 0 5 137 149 9
Rocking Rockers (Herrick) 8 2 0 6 131 173 6
JBRoyal (Rebels) 8 2 0 6 147 187 6
Jonstislovakia 8 2 0 6 118 163 6
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Hold your horses, registration for the 3rd Tournament begins after the 2nd Cup has been awarded.

Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...24 10 3 0 - 37
vs.
Sybertronia Wreckers.................6 10 16 0 - 32
Combined 761 yards total offense

JBRoyal Rebels......0 0 3 6 - 9
vs.
Jurai-Helm Royals...0 0 0 0 - 0
Jurai-Helm: 32 yard QB TD draw called back on holding penalty

Grizzlers (Hillbilly Warriors)...6 0 0 0 - 6
vs.
Jonstislovakia...................21 7 3 3 - 34
Jonstislovakia: Average starting position - Own 41

Herrick Rocking Rockers...7 3 13 3 - 26
vs.
Kimmi.....................0 7 0 3 - 10
Kimmi: 4 for 14 on 3rd downs

Dussia.....................0 3 10 0 - 13
vs.
Never-Setting Sun Tigers...0 10 10 3 - 23
Never-Setting Sun, QB: 18 of 24 for 196 yards and a TD


Final Standings:
Never-Setting Sun (7-2)
Scandavian States (6-3) [2-0]
Jurai-Helm [1-1]
Dussia [0-2]
Kimmi (4-5)
Sybertronia
-----------------------------
Jonstislovakia (3-6) [2-1]
Hillbilly Warriors
JBRoyal [1-2]
Herrick


Wild-Card Round:
3) Jurai-Helm Royals
vs.
6) Sybertronia

4) Dussia
vs.
5) Kimmi

1) Never-Setting Sun and 2) Scandavian States have a bye

Good Luck to all teams in the playoffs.

************************************
3) Jurai-Helm Royals...7 0 14 0 - 21
vs.
6) Sybertronia.........3 0 3 0 - 6
Jurai-Helm: 2 TD by offensive line (fumble recovery in endzone, tipped pass)

4) Dussia...7 6 7 7 - 27
vs.
5) Kimmi....7 9 0 0 - 16
Dussia, RB: 170 yards rushing on 25 carries and a TD
************************************
1) Never-Setting Sun and 2) Scandavian States had a bye

Semi-finals:
#####################################
1) Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
4) Dussia

2) Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)
vs.
3) Jurai-Helm Royals
#####################################

Here's to hoping we make it to the Championship.

We're also looking to the final....
But we must get there first.

OOC: I saw waterboy last night, such a funny film. lol.

And here's to hoping for an epic battle on the grid iron between our two glorious teams.

Semi-finals:
#####################################
1) Never-Setting Sun Tigers...3 3 0 0 - 6
vs.
4) Dussia.....................7 10 0 0 - 17
Never-Setting Sun: QB sprained ankle in 2nd quarter

2) Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...0 0 0 7 - 7
vs.
3) Jurai-Helm Royals....................0 10 0 3 - 13
Scandavian States: INT at Jurai-Helm 4 @ 1:21 left
#####################################


Consolation Game:
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
1) Never-Setting Sun Tigers
vs.
2) canton Dragons (Scandavian States)
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#

2nd Azure Cup Championship Game:
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
3) Jurai-Helm Royals
vs.
4) Dussia
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

You'll have your epic battle...it just won't be over the Cup.

Good luck to all.

Consolation Game:
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
1) Never-Setting Sun Tigers.............0 3 3 0 - 6
vs.
2) Canton Dragons (Scandavian States)...7 7 0 7 - 21
Scandavian States: 1 penalty for 5 yards
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#

2nd Azure Cup Championship Game:
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
3) Jurai-Helm Royals...3 7 7 7 - 24
vs.
4) Dussia..............3 24 7 7 - 41
Jurai-Helm: 5 for 16 on 3rd downs longer than 7 yards
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

The Second Azure Crystal Cup as been awarded to Dussia! Congratulations!

Registration for the 3rd Tournament has begun. Please leave a post announcing your intention to participate, regardless of whether you have participated in the past. The deadline is 0700 EST on Jan 25th.

This is the second year in a row that the Canton Dragons have been in spitting distance of the Championship and if I remember correctly the second year in a row they've got third place. The Canton Dragons are in it for another year and if they don't win it next season then another team will go in.

The Sybertronia Wreckers are in for another year as well

After persuasive requests by Sue, Niels has agreed to lead The Dualies on another quest for the Azure Cup. We hereby toss our helmets into the ring.

The Blackshearian RiverBandits declare their desire to compete for the Azure Cup.

The Claerndon Town Big Cats are playing the Hazard United FC (The Warriors) for the privilege of representing OPArsenal in this tournament. Scores are forthcoming.

Signed,
Martin Keown, Minister of Sport

the Technofreak Rampage would like the chance to play in this esteemed competition. We would like to add that rumors of our unruly fans invading the pitch and abducting quarterbacks are quite untrue - it was only one or two isolated incidents, and in all cases, most of the player was returned to thier next of kin.

The Fibonacci Ratio would like to join in the race for the Azure Cup

The never-setting sun team will try and do better again. How are results calculated again? i forget.

The never-setting sun team will try and do better again. How are results calculated again? i forget.

1. Wow. 7 teams in 3 days. At this rate, we're going to have 44 teams! I'll have to split you guys up into groups/conferences/divisions in that case.
2. Are you asking about each indivdual game or the standings?
3. Two other guys posted stating they want to join *before* sign-ups began (see last page and the one before). Do you guys think I should include those entriees even though registration hadn't yet occured?

For fun: What is missing, and why are they missing?
a) NEP, KCC, IC, --, TT, --
b) PE, SLR, CP, GBP, --, --

Ozworld would also like to take part 8)

sign me up for the next tournament! good job everyone and good luck! :D

~kimmi

I believe that the missing is thus.

BR
DB

and

SS
DC

:lol:

Nice, Nastic. Now, let's see if anyone knows why.

Hint: If I were to ask the question now, it would be:
a) NEP, KCC, IC, --, --, --
b) PE, ---, CP, GBP, --, --


Current list of teams (11):
Blackshear (RiverBandits)
Fibonacci (Ratio)
Kimmi
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Preporia
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons)
Sybertronia (Wreckers)
Technofreak (Rampage)
Tresville (Giants)
Twolist Experiment (Dualies)

I'd like to sign up for the next tournament.

a) NEP, IC
b) PE, CP

I would like to sign up for the next tournament.



"In one of the most negative, ruthless presidential campaigns ever,
candidates will run ads accusing their opponents of coming up with the
idea for Jar-Jar Binks."

Count Jurai-helm in for the next tournament. We're so close to capturing the Azure Cup!

The gruesome Whyamihere Phenomenons are on their way with the double wing.

Blackshear (RiverBandits)
Fibonacci (Ratio)
Hamka
Jurai-Helm (Royals)
Kimmi
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Preporia
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons)
Sybertronia (Wreckers)
Technofreak (Rampage)
The Change
Tresville (Giants)
Twolist Experiment (Dualies)
Whyamihere

January 14, 2004
Nueva Madrid Press--Barcelone, Community of The Change (CTC)

Here come the Gaudies!
Bid for North Pacific Football Open Tournament continues crazy football week
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In what has become a week of saucy football fury in The Change, a group of investors led by Owner Riker of the Community of The Change Football League (CTCFL) announced today that a team from Barcelone will compete in the upcoming North Pacific Football Open Tournament.

The team will be known as the Gaudies.

"The Gaudies will consist of practice squaders and starters from the Moderns of Barcelone (of the CTCFL)," Riker detailed at the press conference.

This, of course, comes after the formation of a Change National Team by bitter rival Bletch "The SuperOwner," owner of the Nueva Madrid Sharks. The Change National Team, the CTC Cardinals, will compete in the NationStates American Football Leaque (NSAFL).

"Two things--I'm not blind and I'm not a deranged ruffian," joked Riker. "It's an 'open' tournament. It says, 'Open.'"

The quest for the Azure Cup begins.
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"The stock market will crash again, this time on the couch of its old
college roommate."

Sounds great - count the new nation of TPCD in on the compitition please!

Roster list at 16:
Blackshear (RiverBandits)
Fibonacci (Ratio)
Hamka
Jurai-Helm (Royals)
Kimmi
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Preporia
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons)
Sybertronia (Wreckers)
Technofreak (Rampage)
The Change (Barcelone Gaudies)
TPCD
Tresville (Giants)
Twolist Experiment (Dualies)
Whyamihere

Pls include our newly formed Empire in the games. Thank You.

17 teams so far:
Blackshear (RiverBandits)
Fibonacci (Ratio)
Hamka
Jurai-Helm (Royals)
Kimmi
Never-Setting Sun (Tigers)
Ozworld
Preporia
Scandavian States (Canton Dragons)
Sybertronia (Wreckers)
Technofreak (Rampage)
The Change (Barcelone Gaudies)
The IceRebel
TPCD
Tresville (Giants)
Twolist Experiment (Dualies)
Whyamihere

And as for Super Bowl XXXVIII...hmm...Patriots, 17-13.

And as for Super Bowl XXXVIII...hmm...Patriots, 17-13.

I would definitely put money on Carolina considering the spread has New England -7! I'm actually looking for the upset here. Those saying it won't be a good SB need to be dragged behind the chariot. Nothing wrong with the hard-nosed, blue-collar foosball.



"Dogs will begin using photo IDs to identify themselves, but will continue to sniff each others' butts just for the fun of it."

SIGN ME UP BABY
SHAKA NUNU SHARKS!!!