NationStates Jolt Archive

(*OOC: Please, though it's so far in, do join in. We're still taking new students... We're down to only TWO people! We need more students! Thanks!!!!*)

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(First day of school)

The teacher is just finishing putting the books on each desk. Class starts in 43 minutes Mr. MacAllen realizes at he looks at the clock in his new classroom. Even though he's 43 years old and has been teacher for 12 years, this is totally new to him, as it is for all the new teachers. Mr. MacAllen goes to the blackboard after setting the last book down. He writes: "Welcome class to College Prep English."

On the door of the room, which has yet to have anything put up on the bare, white and seemingly cold walls, it says "Room E-#132 - Mr. MacAllen"

Mr. MacAllen then goes and sits down, waiting for his new students to start strolling in from their probably sleepless night.

OOC: Rave, you have started a fad.

A very tired-looking 12th grader, who was up all night with his bro's at a party, found room E-132. As he walked in, he looked around. He thought to him self, 'gee, this is gonna be "real fun"' Then he sees the teacher sitting at the desk. He goes up and introduces himself. "Hi Mr. MacAllen. I'm Tod Johnson, I'm from ViZion. Where do I sit?"

OOC: Rave, you have started a fad. ??

A very tired-looking 12th grader, who was up all night with his bro's at a party, found room E-132. As he walked in, he looked around. He thought to him self, 'gee, this is gonna be "real fun"' Then he sees the teacher sitting at the desk. He goes up and introduces himself. "Hi Mr. MacAllen. I'm Tod Johnson, I'm from ViZion. Where do I sit?" "Well, hi Tod. Nice to meet you," Mr. MacAllen says, as he shakes Tods hand, "you may pick where you wish to sit for today." Mr. MacAllen replies. Then, he hurries up to the black board and writes the following, "Please choose your seat for today. Starting tomorrow, we will have assigned seating."

OOC: Rave, you have started a fad. ??Rave Shentavo started an International Academy, now there are two others, yours and some other Shentavo nations.

OOC: Rave, you have started a fad. ??Rave Shentavo started an International Academy, now there are two others, yours and some other Shentavo nations. Oh... Hmm... maybe we should start an international school district... That hasn't been done, has it?

OOC: Rave, you have started a fad. ??Rave Shentavo started an International Academy, now there are two others, yours and some other Shentavo nations. Oh... Hmm... maybe we should start an international school district... That hasn't been done, has it?No. Rave was the first to do the International School idea, it's still a cool thing, just seems people want to do one too.

back to the students in Mr. MacAllen's class

OOC: Rave, you have started a fad.


i know it's ridiculous.

AAAIIIIEEE, yall sho 'nuff know how to highjack a thread....

Celeborne would like to send Jason Tibbs. He is a 12th grade student. Do you offer extracurricular activities ?

Little Danya (I know I'm logged in as DS) would like to send Callison Gullett, 16, 11th grade.

She's in band and orchestra, and NHS. She also participates in sports like football and soccer, and she's won the "Best Experienced Delegate" award three years running in Mdel United Nations.

OOC:i'll GLADLY pay.


A small car pulls up to the highschool and a young Trasian gets out,he survey's the area and walks into school.

Hylis Jango checks his pack and goes to his first class in room E-#132

Hylis:good morning sir.

A red Prabati 9S darts into the carpark, engine singing; the throaty hum of a well tuned Hydrogen engine. Two turns and the rider discovers to his relief, a Motorcycle parking area.
The rider deactivates the Prabati, and pulls off his helmet. A frizz of black hair explodes just above two ice blue eyes, surrounded by Eurasian features.
With a quick uplink through his occipital jack, he engages the immobilizer, and stows his helmet in the compartment in the seat of the Cycle.

He walks up the doors into the expansive highschool. He discovers the Administration desk and waits quietly for the Secretary to finish talking to a hysterical person on the other line...

"Really?"
"No... You don't say...?" The woman twirls a lock of hair and ignores him completely.

"Excuse me...?" He asks, quiet, meek tones.
The response was the secretary to point him to a form on the desk. He starts reading, and signs where appropriate. The secretary snatches the form from his hands, and gives him a timetable.
The name in the top right hand corner reads: 'Irael, Toby' Further along, 'Year 12; First Class: English, Room E-#132 - MacAllen.'

He blinks in revulsion. He'd much rather do an art or advanced Biotech class. English...?

He trudges along the corridor, small and inobtrusive.

"Hello...? Mr MacAllen...?"

OOC: He's from Cathedral City. Big. Beautiful. Biotechnologically advanced. Big.
Oh, and he's from the Irael family, meaning he's constantly in the shadow of his Grandfather, High Priest Lith'rael, the leader of the city.
He has an inferiority complex. And a hostile family.

First

"For the last time, defined is not an adjective! Understand? It cannot be used to desribe a noun!" David waved his arms wildly in air, quite a dangerous motion for a six foot four person with all the grace and agility of an aircraft carrier.

His sything arm movements passed clean over the head of Mat, who scraped four feet and was built like a lollipop. "What about a "defined line" then?"

"You just made that up! You're basing this whole argument on things made up in you're insane little mind!"

"So are you!"

They stopped in the corridor, checking the numbers above the doors, "Are we in the right building?"

"I think so." Mat reached into his coat and pulled out a variety of elecronic devices, three pencils, two pens, a small flashlight, a compass and eventually a map of the school. "Yes, look, it says here. E 132."

"You first, then."

"Coward."

OOC: No, they aren't obsessed with English, they are just loosely based on me and someone I know. The argument is a simple copy of something we spent 20 minutes battling over at lunch.

I need a life.

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your not a shentavo...
only people who are are myself...kain and danielle...

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ROFL!

Bubba is such a cool name!

In the distance, nearly out of eyesight, an object could be seen galloping closer and closer to the school at an alarmingly fast speed. Was it a bird? Was it a plane? Of course not, it was the school's most recently enrolled student, Bobo Jenkins and his faithful donkey companion Johnboy!

Bobo galloped on his donkey straight through the parking lot and right into the building, he galloped through the twisting hallways and until he stop directly in front of E-132. He hopped off of his donkey and gave it a loud sloppy french kiss, so sloppy that it left a trail of saliva when he pulled his head back.

"Alright now Mr. Johnboy, you be good, don't you be out here poopin' too much, I don't want me no trouble on my first day of fancy school cus' of you poopin'."

He pointed a stern finger a Johnboy, occassionally moving it up and down over dramatically. He continued to talk to the donkey in his stupid voice, who seemed to understand what he was saying. Bobo gave his donkey one final kiss and then entered the classroom. He paused at the doorway and put his hands on his hips as if he were striking a pose. Bobo sure wasn't easy on the eyes, his mouth was crooked and sported to buck teeth that came over the edges of his bottom lips. One of his eyes was much larger than the other one and what little patches of hair that were visible on his head (he was wearing a helmet) had several baldspots and lice could clearly be seen making love on his scalp.

He wore a red shirt which had a image of a goofy looking dinosaur on it giving to thumbs up and a speech bubble that said "Your Special!". It was evident that he had soiled his pants several times and had not bothered to change them because of the rancid smell that swept throught the room when he entered. He wore clown shoes and his pants legs were pulled up around his ankles, just high enough to see his pokemon socks.

"Hello teacher lady!"

He said in his retarded voice and then he walked goofily to the back of the classroom where he sat in the corner looking stupidly out of the window.

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Callison (Cali) stepped out of the black limo nervousy, gripping her green notebook. Her black binder, covered wit pictures of herself and her old frields, sat on the seat, and she reached to pick it up. She was dressed in a jean miniskirt, with a red, tight tank top.

Her caretaker, Bill Beasley, shut the door for her.

"This will be a new life for you, Cali." He said, grabbing her arm gently and leading her into the office. "Who needs Daezeman?"

"Not me." She said, not wanting to remember the disaster. They approached the counciler's office. Bill cleared his throat, and the secretary looked up.

"This is Callison Gullet. She was accepted yesterday. She needs her schedule."

A black Ford SportTrac pulled up in front of the school, and a girl with medium length red hair stepped out. Her greyish green eyes were hidden by a pair of Oakly half jackets, black with ice blue lenses. She looked around, and reached into the back seat of the truck, grabbing her bags. She closed the door, locking it, and made a mental note to find the student parking lot. She approached teh admissions center, and dropped her bags. "Jessica Bass, from Imitora. Can I get, like, a course time sheet or something, and something tellin' me where my room is?"

OOC: I'm assuming that this is similar to a boarding school.

"Who needs Daezeman?"

OOC: Did you see what I did to them yesterday night?

OOC: No, but I hope it was good. I'm never RPing with him again! Ever!

OOC: No, but I hope it was good. I'm never RPing with him again! Ever!

OOC: You wont need to. In one swift move, I anhilited his entire country. 100% civilian and military loss. There is no Deazeman.

OOC: Really? Is that allowed? Oh hell, who cares! Good job!

OOC: Well, He accepted it. Ortillierized all major population centers and military bases and all his citizens not in Deazeman killed themselves for some reason or another. He has a new country, started it last night. Anyways, for this, ya want our characters to be room mates? Mines 17, 11th grade, standard Imitoran (Nothign like Roert).

IC:

Jessica appraoched the door for her room. She had a bit of time before her first class started, and dropped her stuff on one of the beds. It wasn't to small, but not to big. She began unpacking her clothes, and wondered what her romm mate would be like.

OOC: Sure.

IC:
Cali was shown into a room. Bill carried her luggage. When she opened the door, she saw another girl. Bill walked in and set it on her bed, then turned to Cali.

"You be good now, you hear?"

"Sure."

"Alright then, your Highness." He kissed her on the top of her head and left. Cali turned to the other girl and smiled nervously.

"Callison Gullett. Call me Cali." She said.

OOC: So, I take it this is still opened then?

OOC: Yeah. Why, did it close?

"Alright class," says Mr. MacAllen, "welcome to your english class. I am Mr. MacAllan. That is an Irish name. Anyone here have any Irish in you?" he asks the class.

Jessica turned, and extended her hand. "Jessica Bass. Everyone pretty much calls me Jessica," she said, smilling. She looked around the room quickly, then back at Cali. "So this is home for the next year or so?"

"Two for me. I'm a Junior."

OOC: Let's skip it and go to English . . .

IC:
Cali didn't raise her hand. She was English, not Irish.

OOC: Uh oh, possible conflict source...

IC:

Jessica raised her hand, and seemed quite proud of it. "Right here," she said, smiling as she always did. One of the few things she was proud of was her heritage.

"Anyone here have any ViZionairian (Italian) in them?" Tod asks.

OOC: Uh oh, possible conflict source...

IC:

Jessica raised her hand, and seemed quite proud of it. "Right here," she said, smiling as she always did. One of the few things she was proud of was her heritage.

"Two for me. I'm a Junior."

OOC: Let's skip it and go to English . . .

IC:
Cali didn't raise her hand. She was English, not Irish.

"Well, I know I am not your History teacher, but we are very much related. We were all of Celtic decent, and our lands are seperated by only a small bit of water." says Mr. MacAllen. "I do not feel we should fight over Engish being better then Irish, or visa versa. We need to work together, learn more about eachother. Remember, we're very much alike. We're all Celtic."

Cali smiled.

"Why should I fight my heritage? I've never been one to hate the Irish."

OOC: Oh this is gonna be so much fun...

IC:

Jessica just snuffed at that. She was Irish, not English, and refused to believe that she shared any blood with the English. "Maybe we can stop fighting when they realise we are better," she said, in a near whisper. "Or when they realise Ireland belongs to the Irish." However, she made a mental note that Cali was English. She would have to keep the 'Irish Relief' pamphlets away, and watch her tounge.

Cali smiled.

"Why should I fight my heritage? I've never been one to hate the Irish."

Mr. MacAllen cracks a smile, "Well, I don't doubt that. There are many English who don't have anything against us Irish, and same with many Irish feelings about the English. But, there are many Irish and English who hate eachother. This is one of the things about this school. We want an international school so that our students learn about eachother cultures, and learn to live with eachother."

OOC: Oh this is gonna be so much fun...

IC:

Jessica just snuffed at that. She was Irish, not English, and refused to believe that she shared any blood with the English. "Maybe we can stop fighting when they realise we are better," she said, in a near whisper. "Or when they realise Ireland belongs to the Irish." However, she made a mental note that Cali was English. She would have to keep the 'Irish Relief' pamphlets away, and watch her tounge. "Come now, Jessical. Yes, Ireland does belong to the Irish, but there is no reason to hate the average Englishman or Englishwomen. And, it is true, we were of the same blood. You two have a lot to learn about eachother."

A red Xeris serries floatcraft landed in a parking space at the school parking lot and went into silence mode, which left it floating only a few inches off of the ground rather than ten feet. Out of the left door of the craft stepped Noy Guado (yep you guessed it, a Guado), he was wearing the usual fullbody grey slicksuit that was worn by most of the Guado people, leather sandals, long purple fingernails (the natural color of his fingernails not paint), and his purple hair (again natural not fake) had been spiked just yesterday and he had slicked with gel. He glanced at the class schedual sent to his home in Guadosalam a week earlier. Noy then walked into the school with his backpack on his back and walked down the hall and found his class. Noy Guado then entered Mr. MacAllen's class.

OOC: Note that a Guado looks a lot like a human except that they have unusal haircolors, extremly long fingers and toes, long fingernails, and pointed ears (4 in long is the average, Noys is 5 in.)

"Well, then you might want to tell that to those imperealistc bastards. And until they leave, I have every right to hate every single person over there. But, this is English," so aptly named she thought as she spoke. "So get on with the teaching already," she said, pulling a not book out of her bag.

"Well, then you might want to tell that to those imperealistc bastards. And until they leave, I have every right to hate every single person over there. But, this is English," so aptly named she thought as she spoke. "So get on with the teaching already," she said, pulling a not book out of her bag.

"Rather tempramental sort." Noy thought has he took a seat near the front, he put the backpack on the ground next to him, his long purple fingernails went *tap, tap, tap* on the desk.

OOC: Anyone be bothered if join this somehow?

The bell rang. "Alright, anyone who comes in from now on is tardy." says Mr. MacAllen. "Well, I am Mr. MacAllen for those of you who don't know yet. I will be your teacher the rest of the year. I would like to start off by, one person at a time, giving their name, the nation they come from, their ethnic background, and one or two things about your self."

OOC: Anyone be bothered if join this somehow? Well, better hurry, the bell just rang... ;-)

The bell rang. "Alright, anyone who comes in from now on is tardy." says Mr. MacAllen. "Well, I am Mr. MacAllen for those of you who don't know yet. I will be your teacher the rest of the year. I would like to start off by, one person at a time, giving their name, the nation they come from, their ethnic background, and one or two things about your self."

Noy Guado glanced around the class for a bit before speaking, his voice was rather thick and heavily accented making him difficult to understand. "I am Noy Guado, I am from the Bevelle Empire, or to be more precise, Guadosalam and I am a Guado, one of the proud keepers of the Farplane and I plan on joining the Yevon Clergy as an Acolyte and to one day become a Summoner."

John Fague, a 10th grader, had just woken up, seeing that there was only about three minute until class started. He was known to sleep in, he was also known to be a trouble-maker. But, being that, he knew he had better be good the first day of school, to score some browny points with his teachers. By the time he got down to his class, the door was closed and the teacher was talking. He was four minutes late. He rushed into the room. He had been so rushed, his hair was still messed up, he had his shirt halfway undone still, and his socks were miss-matchs. He found an open seat, and set down.

After Noy Guado finished speaking, he realized they were introducing them selfs. "Umm, ya, hey, what's up guys... and gals? I'm John and I'm from Egypstan... I'm full Egyptian... and, ya, I don't know really what he say... I plan on joining the elite Sphinx Guardians in Egypstan... I love fighting... Hey, who has that cool spaceship-car thing outside? You gotta show it to me after class!"

Jessica took the silence as on oppotunity to go go next. She stood up, and began talking. "Well, my name is Jessica Bass, I'm 17, I'm from Imitora, my heritage is Irish (OOC: 'Bout 90% of Imitora is Irish heritaged), and I like music, watching movies, driving around aimlessly with friends, and my uncle is the captain of Strength of Summer, a Northampton calss frigate that lead the recent attack on Deazeman." She smiled, waved to the rest of the class, and sat down.

"I am Hylis Jango from Trasa, and what i do is i Control the Supply lines for the TSD, oh adn i'm and 16 1/2"

The bell rang. "Alright, anyone who comes in from now on is tardy." says Mr. MacAllen. "Well, I am Mr. MacAllen for those of you who don't know yet. I will be your teacher the rest of the year. I would like to start off by, one person at a time, giving their name, the nation they come from, their ethnic background, and one or two things about your self."

Bobo got up and began to speak "My name be Bobo Jenkins, I reign from Rukemia, well my forefathers do anyway, cus' my family got banished hundreds of years ago. I like ridin' my donkey and I like kissin' him too."

He then sat back down, looking satisified with himself and picking at his fingernails.

"Hey, I'm Tod Johnson, I'm a senior. I'm from ViZion, which is located on the "heel" of Italy. I love sports, cars, parties, girls, and travel. I plan on becoming a doctor some day."

OOC: I saw that part about the bell ringing, oh well, I'll try not to make an @ss of myself.

IC: Karli was late and she knew it, but she did not run, she just walked somewhat more quickly than usual, her Blue eyes where mirrors that seemed to reflect yourself back at you, and yet they simultaneousley acted like lasers, seeming to cut right through you into your soul, her Black hair was cut to just above shoulder-length, her clothes were mostly Black or White, Black pants, Black shoes, White shirt, White socks, and Black overshirt, she carried her necessary stuff with her, she walked up to the classroom and stopped outside the closed door, out of training-induced habit, she knocked on the door frame as she opened it, so as to make sure she startled noone.


OOC: Keep in mind, at her age she's a Student of a Kechan NADE-Academy, she is here because the Empress' Regime gave special permission.

After Noy Guado finished speaking, he realized they were introducing them selfs. "Umm, ya, hey, what's up guys... and gals? I'm John and I'm from Egypstan... I'm full Egyptian... and, ya, I don't know really what he say... I plan on joining the elite Sphinx Guardians in Egypstan... I love fighting... Hey, who has that cool spaceship-car thing outside? You gotta show it to me after class!"

Noy looked at this "John" with his cold bland grey eyes and said, "That would be mine... Unless someone else has a red floatcar of the Xeris Class."

The bell rang. "Alright, anyone who comes in from now on is tardy." says Mr. MacAllen. "Well, I am Mr. MacAllen for those of you who don't know yet. I will be your teacher the rest of the year. I would like to start off by, one person at a time, giving their name, the nation they come from, their ethnic background, and one or two things about your self."

Bobo got up and began to speak "My name be Bobo Jenkins, I reign from Rukemia, well my forefathers do anyway, cus' my family got banished hundreds of years ago. I like ridin' my donkey and I like kissin' him too."

He then sat back down, looking satisified with himself and picking at his fingernails.

John snickers to him self, then, being the class clown that he his, "Ha, ya, you probably like ridin and kissin your donkey at the same time. Down, boy, down. Haha!"

Bobo's donkey, Johnboy, began farting loudly and let out an amazing load of dropping right outside of the classroom door. The door was slightly ajar, so everyone could see his donkey making a mess, Bobo's face began to turn red and he sunk back in his chair.

After Noy Guado finished speaking, he realized they were introducing them selfs. "Umm, ya, hey, what's up guys... and gals? I'm John and I'm from Egypstan... I'm full Egyptian... and, ya, I don't know really what he say... I plan on joining the elite Sphinx Guardians in Egypstan... I love fighting... Hey, who has that cool spaceship-car thing outside? You gotta show it to me after class!"

Noy looked at this "John" with his cold bland grey eyes and said, "That would be mine... Unless someone else has a red floatcar of the Xeris Class." "Hey Noy, after class, I wanna see it. It looks sweet!"

Bobo's donkey, Johnboy, began farting loudly and let out an amazing load of dropping right outside of the classroom door. The door was slightly ajar, so everyone could see his donkey making a mess, Bobo's face began to turn red and he sunk back in his chair. OOC: Karli was just at the door, so......

IC: Karli noticed the Donkey and looked at it "Empress' name, a Donkey?" she muttered to herself.

John snickers to him self, then, being the class clown that he his, "Ha, ya, you probably like ridin and kissin your donkey at the same time. Down, boy, down. Haha!"

Bobo gave an idiotic loud laugh, not understanding what John was trying to get at, but trying to avoid looking stupid anyways.

"Hehe! That's a goodun'!"

He said, before giving a big goofy thumbs up and looking around the classroom for some sort of approval.

Hylis takes a look around at the other studants and decides he shouldn't talk to ANY of them at all unless asked a question like Kisar his best freind from another School does

Bobo's donkey, Johnboy, began farting loudly and let out an amazing load of dropping right outside of the classroom door. The door was slightly ajar, so everyone could see his donkey making a mess, Bobo's face began to turn red and he sunk back in his chair. Again, John snickers... "Better go clean up your donkey's mess..."

IC: Karli simply walked in and sat down at a open place, she had just been in close proximity to a Donkey wich, apparently, suffered from Chronic Diarhea, so she was shaking her head and muttering to herself.

John snickers to him self, then, being the class clown that he his, "Ha, ya, you probably like ridin and kissin your donkey at the same time. Down, boy, down. Haha!"

Bobo gave an idiotic loud laugh, not understanding what John was trying to get at, but trying to avoid looking stupid anways.

"Hehe! That's a goodun'!"

"Yip, I know. I'm sure ya do." As John :roll:

"John, please, don't be rude. You may get other students to laugh, but I have the grades, remember. Do you need to go the the office on your first day of school?" asks Mr. MacAllen as he jots something down in his grade book.

IC: Karli simply walked in and sat down at a open place, she had just been in close proximity to a Donkey wich, apparently, suffered from Chronic Diarhea, so she was shaking her head and muttering to herself.

"Well, hello. A few minutes late, aren't you? Why don't you introduce your self next?"

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Hylis shakes his head at johns remarks at the other studants

hylis (under breath):not very bright

After Noy Guado finished speaking, he realized they were introducing them selfs. "Umm, ya, hey, what's up guys... and gals? I'm John and I'm from Egypstan... I'm full Egyptian... and, ya, I don't know really what he say... I plan on joining the elite Sphinx Guardians in Egypstan... I love fighting... Hey, who has that cool spaceship-car thing outside? You gotta show it to me after class!"

Noy looked at this "John" with his cold bland grey eyes and said, "That would be mine... Unless someone else has a red floatcar of the Xeris Class." "Hey Noy, after class, I wanna see it. It looks sweet!"

Before Noy could reply another student walked into the classroom, a girl wearing goggles and an airmask that one wore in the deep deserts of Sanubia, a girl wearing a yellow moisture suit and carring a small backpack, an Al Bhed girl. Noy's eyes filled with hatred and disgust as he looked at her, "So, this place let's in the filth as well I see." he said and spit over his left shoulder, the Guado message that meant that he considered her worse than a murderer. The Al Bhed girl looked at the Guadoboy and said (after she took of her goggles and airmask and let her long blond hair to flow over her athletic body and her green corkscrew eyes to show), "Well, if it isn't one of the childkillers." she said with a voice that cracked with loathing in each syllable.

OOC: If you can't tell the Guado and the Al Bhed hate each other, the Al Bhed are human, the Guado are a species of their own.

Again, John snickers... "Better go clean up your donkey's mess..."

Bobo gave a feeble smile, feeling much more embarrassed than amused, he slowly got up and made his way to the door opening it fully and then cursing his donkey very loudly before he got on his knees began to clean up his mess. He put his finger in the donkey droppings and dabbed it on his tongue, he rolled it around in his mouth a bit, as if trying to make an analysis, "Good lordy Johnboy! What in the blue hell have you been eatin'! Didn't I tell ya to stay away from that corn! It's no good for ya Johnboy, no good!"

He pulled out his much too small pooper scooper and got to work cleaning up the donkey droppings, putting them in the classroom trashcan to stupid to realise the smell it would leave in the classroom.

Hylis just looks at his work thinking "Don't LOOK HYLIS! WHATEVER YA DO DON'T LOOK!"

IC: Karli simply walked in and sat down at a open place, she had just been in close proximity to a Donkey wich, apparently, suffered from Chronic Diarhea, so she was shaking her head and muttering to herself.

"Well, hello. A few minutes late, aren't you? Why don't you introduce your self next?" IC: Karli looked up at the Teacher, she seemed to analyze him for a moment, as if considering if she should answer him, ignore him, or tear his head off, finally, she answered him in an icy, emotionless voice "I apologize for my tardiness Teacher" she said, then, as she'd been told to introduce herself, she did so:

"My name is Karli DiLuna, I hail from the Kechan Province of Norwood, that's on the northernmost tip of North Island if you're curious, I have trained for many years in the Norwood NADE-Academy, and was granted permission to come here by Her Majesty for reasons unknown to me, I enjoy reading, fast cars, the occasional female, and the occasional party" she paused "I am also a Senior"

OOC: Basically she's admitting she's a lesbian, not uncommon in Kecha.

Again, John snickers... "Better go clean up your donkey's mess..."

Bobo gave a feeble smile, feeling much more embarrassed than amused, he slowly got up and made his way to the door opening it fully and then cursing his donkey very loudly before he got on his knees began to clean up his mess. He put his finger in the donkey droppings and dabbed it on his tongue, he rolled it around in his mouth a bit, as if trying to make an analysis, "Good lordy Johnboy! What in the blue hell have you been eatin'! Didn't I tell ya to stay away from that corn! It's no good for ya Johnboy, no good!"

He pulled out his much too small pooper scooper and got to work cleaning up the donkey droppings, putting them in the classroom trashcan to stupid to realise the smell it would leave in the classroom.

"Hey Bobo! Don't put that in here! Take it out, stupid!"

After Noy Guado finished speaking, he realized they were introducing them selfs. "Umm, ya, hey, what's up guys... and gals? I'm John and I'm from Egypstan... I'm full Egyptian... and, ya, I don't know really what he say... I plan on joining the elite Sphinx Guardians in Egypstan... I love fighting... Hey, who has that cool spaceship-car thing outside? You gotta show it to me after class!"

Noy looked at this "John" with his cold bland grey eyes and said, "That would be mine... Unless someone else has a red floatcar of the Xeris Class." "Hey Noy, after class, I wanna see it. It looks sweet!"

Before Noy could reply another student walked into the classroom, a girl wearing goggles and an airmask that one wore in the deep deserts of Sanubia, a girl wearing a yellow moisture suit and carring a small backpack, an Al Bhed girl. Noy's eyes filled with hatred and disgust as he looked at her, "So, this place let's in the filth as well I see." he said and spit over his left shoulder, the Guado message that meant that he considered her worse than a murderer. The Al Bhed girl looked at the Guadoboy and said (after she took of her goggles and airmask and let her long blond hair to flow over her athletic body and her green corkscrew eyes to show), "Well, if it isn't one of the childkillers." she said with a voice that cracked with loathing in each syllable.

OOC: If you can't tell the Guado and the Al Bhed hate each other, the Al Bhed are human, the Guado are a species of their own.

OOC: Anyone going to notice the argument borderlining fight here?

Again, John snickers... "Better go clean up your donkey's mess..."

Bobo gave a feeble smile, feeling much more embarrassed than amused, he slowly got up and made his way to the door opening it fully and then cursing his donkey very loudly before he got on his knees began to clean up his mess. He put his finger in the donkey droppings and dabbed it on his tongue, he rolled it around in his mouth a bit, as if trying to make an analysis, "Good lordy Johnboy! What in the blue hell have you been eatin'! Didn't I tell ya to stay away from that corn! It's no good for ya Johnboy, no good!"

He pulled out his much too small pooper scooper and got to work cleaning up the donkey droppings, putting them in the classroom trashcan to stupid to realise the smell it would leave in the classroom.

"Hey Bobo! Don't put that in here! Take it out, stupid!" Finally hearing enough of John's rudeness, Tod says, "Dude, John! Why don't you shut the h*ll up! You're not cool. If anyone here is stupid, it's you."

Hylis Jumps at the sudden noise

Hylis:AH WILL YA BOTH BE QUIET AND SIT DOWN!

After Noy Guado finished speaking, he realized they were introducing them selfs. "Umm, ya, hey, what's up guys... and gals? I'm John and I'm from Egypstan... I'm full Egyptian... and, ya, I don't know really what he say... I plan on joining the elite Sphinx Guardians in Egypstan... I love fighting... Hey, who has that cool spaceship-car thing outside? You gotta show it to me after class!"

Noy looked at this "John" with his cold bland grey eyes and said, "That would be mine... Unless someone else has a red floatcar of the Xeris Class." "Hey Noy, after class, I wanna see it. It looks sweet!"

Before Noy could reply another student walked into the classroom, a girl wearing goggles and an airmask that one wore in the deep deserts of Sanubia, a girl wearing a yellow moisture suit and carring a small backpack, an Al Bhed girl. Noy's eyes filled with hatred and disgust as he looked at her, "So, this place let's in the filth as well I see." he said and spit over his left shoulder, the Guado message that meant that he considered her worse than a murderer. The Al Bhed girl looked at the Guadoboy and said (after she took of her goggles and airmask and let her long blond hair to flow over her athletic body and her green corkscrew eyes to show), "Well, if it isn't one of the childkillers." she said with a voice that cracked with loathing in each syllable.

OOC: If you can't tell the Guado and the Al Bhed hate each other, the Al Bhed are human, the Guado are a species of their own.

"Now, come one, please. Sit down. You two haven't even met, just steriotyping eachother, and accusing eachother of being killers. Spot, please, and sit down - next to eachother. I expect no more insults between you two. You two are to learn more about eachothers cultures and eachother."

"Hey Bobo! Don't put that in here! Take it out, stupid!"

"Oh no! What was I thinking?", Bobo said in his retarded voice, "Silly me!" he said knocking one hand on his helmet and then picking up the entire trashcan and haphazardly hurling it out of the classroom, its insides went every where and splattered all over the hall onto passing teachers and tardy students. He then shut the door and turned around walking stupidly back to his seat.

IC: Karli simply walked in and sat down at a open place, she had just been in close proximity to a Donkey wich, apparently, suffered from Chronic Diarhea, so she was shaking her head and muttering to herself.

"Well, hello. A few minutes late, aren't you? Why don't you introduce your self next?" IC: Karli looked up at the Teacher, she seemed to analyze him for a moment, as if considering if she should answer him, ignore him, or tear his head off, finally, she answered him in an icy, emotionless voice "I apologize for my tardiness Teacher" she said, then, as she'd been told to introduce herself, she did so:

"My name is Karli DiLuna, I hail from the Kechan Province of Norwood, that's on the northernmost tip of North Island if you're curious, I have trained for many years in the Norwood NADE-Academy, and was granted permission to come here by Her Majesty for reasons unknown to me, I enjoy reading, fast cars, the occasional female, and the occasional party" she paused "I am also a Senior"

OOC: Basically she's admitting she's a lesbian, not uncommon in Kecha.

"Ahh, Norwood NADE-Academy. Isn't that one of the top Academy's around? I've heard of it, it's suppost to be quite nice. Nice to meet you Karli."

Hylis:HOLY SHI#! DID YOU JST THROW THAT SHI# OUT?!

looks in suprise

"Ahh, Norwood NADE-Academy. Isn't that one of the top Academy's around? I've heard of it, it's suppost to be quite nice. Nice to meet you Karli." IC: "It is nice" she said, starting to allow a ghost of a smile "Among other things, they teach you about the Human body, what bends, what breaks, and what bursts if you hit it just right" she paused "And yes, Norwood is the largest NADE-Academy on North Island, and it is nice to meet you as well"

"Now, come one, please. Sit down. You two haven't even met, just steriotyping eachother, and accusing eachother of being killers. Spot, please, and sit down - next to eachother. I expect no more insults between you two. You two are to learn more about eachothers cultures and eachother."

"My name is Oitia Shard and I would rather drink my mothers blood from her rotting corpse than sit next to a member of a race that has sworn the destruction of all Al Bhed." she said as she put her airmask and goggles in her backpack. "I can only hope that will happen in the near future Al Bhed Kyskita!" Noy shot back at her, chossing a word from the Guado language that roughly translates like this: One who eats of the sewage of society.

IC: "It is nice" she said, starting to allow a ghost of a smile "Among other things, they teach you about the Human body, what bends, what breaks, and what burst if you hit it just right" she paused "And yes, Norwood is the largest NADE-Academy on North Island, and it is nice to meet you as well"

Bobo interrupted and said "Good Lordy, that school sounds right fancy! I reckon one day I'll send my kids to a ol' fancy school like that!"

Hylis just looks outside the door in disgust

Hylis:errr, Teacher? did you know that a cirtion studant that i shall not name for the moment has tossed a garbage can full of poop out the Classroom?

IC: "It is nice" she said, starting to allow a ghost of a smile "Among other things, they teach you about the Human body, what bends, what breaks, and what burst if you hit it just right" she paused "And yes, Norwood is the largest NADE-Academy on North Island, and it is nice to meet you as well"

Bobo interrupted and said "Good Lordy, that school sounds right fancy! I reckon one day I'll send my kids to a ol' fancy school like that!" IC: "Only if you can let go of them easily"

IC: "Only if you can let go of them easily"

"How d'ya mean 'let em' go easily'?" Bobo asked curiously, still whiping donkey crap off of his hands and on to the desk.

(I hate picking up on these threads late - I always end up playing the slacker! ;))

Jeremy Melville could find his way around the inside of a Company 30,000 ton hauler with his eyes closed, but this school was too damn confusing for him. The lanky young Gadsanian, seventeen year old son of a freighter captain in the employ of the East Gallaga Company, bit his lower lip, trying to remember where his first class was - he was lucky he remembered it was English!

At last, he gave up, peaking his head inside random classrooms. "Hello? Is this Mr. MacAllen's English class?" After three attempts, he got it right.

IC: "Only if you can let go of them easily"

"How d'ya mean 'let em' go easily'?" Bobo asked curiously, still whiping donkey crap off of his hands and on to the desk. IC: "Children entering a NADE-Academy must join at no older than 6 years of age, they then spend their lives untill 18 in intense training, regular schooling, as well as combat schooling, upon finishing their term in the Academy, they must spend 5 years in our Armed Forces, if they leave the Armed Forces after that, they recieve lifetime membership in the Militia, which is terminated only if they change Nationalities"

(I hate picking up on these threads late - I always end up playing the slacker! ;))

Jeremy Melville could find his way around the inside of a Company 30,000 ton hauler with his eyes closed, but this school was too damn confusing for him. The lanky young Gadsanian, seventeen year old son of a freighter captain in the employ of the East Gallaga Company, bit his lower lip, trying to remember where his first class was - he was lucky he remembered it was English!

At last, he gave up, peaking his head inside random classrooms. "Hello? Is this Mr. MacAllen English class?" After three attempts, he got it right.

"Yes it is" Noy Guado said taking his attention from the Al Bhed whore near the door, "The room where the... Al Bhed can waltz right in" Noy filled each letter of Al Bhed with venomus disgust.

"Yes it is" Noy Guado said taking his attention from the Al Bhed whore near the door, "The room where the... Al Bhed can waltz right in" Noy filled each letter of Al Bhed with venomus disgust. IC: Karli turned to look at Noy "Please cease acting in such a negative manner, it disrupts the classroom"

"Ah, er, good," nodded Jeremy, cautiously walking in. He tried to sneak to a seat in the back corner, an easy proposition considering the near complete lack of control in the classroom.

"Ah, er, good," nodded Jeremy, cautiously walking in. He tried to sneak to a seat in the back corner, an easy proposition considering the near complete lack of control in the classroom.

The Al Bhed girl, with her sunburnt skin, her corkscrew green eyes and long blond hair and a yellow moisture suit that allowed on to see her perfect body glissen in sunlight sat next to him and said, "My name is Oilia, yours?"

Jessica, in the total boredom that had hit her with the break down of civility, turned to Karli. "So, this school that you went to, does that mean you are like, a warrior or something?"

Jessica, in the total boredom that had hit her with the break down of civility, turned to Karli. "So, this school that you went to, does that mean you are like, a warrior or something?" IC: "Yes I am, or will be someday soon"

"Yes it is" Noy Guado said taking his attention from the Al Bhed whore near the door, "The room where the... Al Bhed can waltz right in" Noy filled each letter of Al Bhed with venomus disgust. IC: Karli turned to look at Noy "Please cease acting in such a negative manner, it disrupts the classroom"

"I am only acting like any sane Yevonite would to such a heathen." Noy replyed as he scrapped his long purple fingernails on his desk.

As he sat down, Jeremy spilled his books on the floor, wincing at the loud noise. Drat...so much for being inconspicous, he thought. Jeremy had hit his growth spurt late in life, and was still getting used to his new, larger body. He turned in embarassment as the girl looked over at him, and grinned stupidly. "I'm Jeremy. Nice to meet you, ah, Oilia."

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"Yes it is" Noy Guado said taking his attention from the Al Bhed whore near the door, "The room where the... Al Bhed can waltz right in" Noy filled each letter of Al Bhed with venomus disgust. IC: Karli turned to look at Noy "Please cease acting in such a negative manner, it disrupts the classroom"

"I am only acting like any sane Yevonite would to such a heathen." Noy replyed as he scrapped his long purple fingernails on his desk. IC: "I care not why you do it, only that you please cease and desist"

IC: "Yes I am, or will be someday soon"

"Really? Intresting. In Imitora, girls are usually discouraged from militayr service, but not disallowed. Most of the time we're sent to Naval or Space Naval Units. Fighter pilots stuff like that." She put her note book away, it was obvious the class had gone to hell, and she turned back to Karli. "You said that you enjoy the occasional female, does that mean...?"

Hylis:Let's just get to the Topic at hand like WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA LEARN TODAY?!?!?!,*pauses*sir?

"Really? Intresting. In Imitora, girls are usually discouraged from militarr service, but not disallowed. Most of the time we're sent to Naval or Space Naval Units. Fighter pilots stuff like that." She put her note book away, it was obvious the class had gone to hell, and she turned back to Karli. "You said that you enjoy the occasional female, does that mean...?" IC: "Yes, it does mean that" Karli said "Go ahead, cringe, back away, I've had it happen so much it poses no problem to me anymore"

As he sat down, Jeremy spilled his books on the floor, wincing at the loud noise. Drat...so much for being inconspicous, he thought. Jeremy had hit his growth spurt late in life, and was still getting used to his new, larger body. He turned in embarassment as the girl looked over at him, and grinned stupidly. "I'm Jeremy. Nice to meet you, ah, Oilia."

"He is so cute with his doppeyness." Oilia thought, she smiled and said in her usual sultry voice, "The pleasure is mine."

"Oh I dont care, I was just wondering. I mean, its your life, not mine. I can't tell you how to run it or what to do. This world's to small to make enemies over somethign that stupid." She held her hand out, and smiled. "Jessica Bass. Pleased to meet you."

"Oh I dont care, I was just wondering. I mean, its your life, not mine. I can't tell you how to run it or what to do. This world's to small to make enemies over somethign that stupid." She held her hand out, and smiled. "Jessica Bass. Pleased to meet you." IC: Karli extended her hand and gripped Jessica's in hers, her grip was firm, yet not at all tight enough to be bothersome, "Karli DiLuna, the pleasure is all mine"

"Yes it is" Noy Guado said taking his attention from the Al Bhed whore near the door, "The room where the... Al Bhed can waltz right in" Noy filled each letter of Al Bhed with venomus disgust. IC: Karli turned to look at Noy "Please cease acting in such a negative manner, it disrupts the classroom"

"I am only acting like any sane Yevonite would to such a heathen." Noy replyed as he scrapped his long purple fingernails on his desk. IC: "I care not why you do it, only that you please cease and desist"

"Whatever, so as long as that... thing doesn't come near me." Noy said as he went into his bag and pulled out a sphere-notebook, pressed one of the glowing crystals on it and after the projected notebook opened up Noy began to write a note to his father in Guado pictograph writting.

Hylis starts to get really annoyed at the large amount of non-Trasians, so he brings out a PADD and starts to write a letter to the Commander of the TSD High Command

*Encryption Code #42*

I have reached the school and found that the Non-Trasians here are annoying like heck, dad? when are ya gonna get me out of here?!

From Hylis

*ending Encryption and message sent*

"No, no, I insist, the pleasure's mine," grinned Jeremy nervously, adjusting the front of his collared shirt. He glanced from Oilia to Karli quickly. It was clear even to his underdeveloped social consciousness that there was some bad blood. "So, uh, this your first year here too?"

"No, no, I insist, the pleasure's mine," grinned Jeremy nervously, adjusting the front of his collared shirt. He glanced from Oilia to Karli quickly. It was clear even to his underdeveloped social consciousness that there was some bad blood. "So, uh, this your first year here too?" OOC: Karli was talking to Jessica when she said "The pleasure is all mine" but she is trying to stop Noy and whatshername from causing a fight.

"No, no, I insist, the pleasure's mine," grinned Jeremy nervously, adjusting the front of his collared shirt. He glanced from Oilia to Karli quickly. It was clear even to his underdeveloped social consciousness that there was some bad blood. "So, uh, this your first year here too?"

OOC: It is Noy, not Oilia that Karli was snapping at, like I said, the Guado and the Al Bhed hate each other, and that is putting it lightly.

"Yes it is." Oilia said as she adjusted her skin-tight moisture suit so that it showed more cleavage than nessisary, the drops of dew on the yellow suit shinned like diamonds in the sunlight.

Hylis after sending the Message decides to stay AWAY form the 2 rivals and head to another Desk by Jeremy.

Hylis (to Self):this is gonna be a LONG day.*sighs*

OOC: It is Noy, not Oilia that Karli was snapping at, like I said, the Guado and the Al Bhed hate each other, and that is putting it lightly.

"Yes it is." Oilia said as she adjusted her skin-tight moisture suit so that it showed more cleavage than nessisary, the drops of dew on the yellow suit shinned like diamonds in the sunlight.

(*slaps forehead* D'oh - I knew that!)

Jeremy felt a little bead of sweat form on his forehead, and forced himself to look away. He removed a pen from his front pocked spinning it quickly. "I'm from the 'wealth myself - I'm assuming you're not?"

OOC: It is Noy, not Oilia that Karli was snapping at, like I said, the Guado and the Al Bhed hate each other, and that is putting it lightly.

"Yes it is." Oilia said as she adjusted her skin-tight moisture suit so that it showed more cleavage than nessisary, the drops of dew on the yellow suit shinned like diamonds in the sunlight.

(*slaps forehead* D'oh - I knew that!)

Jeremy felt a little bead of sweat form on his forehead, and forced himself to look away. He removed a pen from his front pocked spinning it quickly. "I'm from the 'wealth myself - I'm assuming you're not?"

"Not very many Al Bhed are "wealthy" due to the endless attacks by the traitorus Yevonites and the evil Guado." Oilia said with fanatical hatred filling her eyes but then the fire of her anger dimmed as she continued, "But I come from the Shard Family, one of the best scientific families on the island of Sanubia." Oilia then smilled and her anger went away entieraly.

The hatred in her voice made Jeremy turn back around to look, and he was quickly embarassed. Female sexuality was something that was kept firmly behind locked doors at home, and even on trips to Port Laughlin or Nusheld he had been kept strictly away from the more notorious sections of town.

"Er, I hope I didn't drag up anything painful," he blushed, quickly looking away again. "Your family, er, sounds nice. My dad's just a freighter pilot."

EDIT: oh, and sorry - he's not being arrogant. 'wealth is slang for 'the Commonwealth'.

Hylis hears this Conversation and decides to ignore it and continue with the Supply and requisition PADD he holds.

The hatred in her voice made Jeremy turn back around to look, and he was quickly embarassed. Female sexuality was something that was kept firmly behind locked doors at home, and even on trips to Port Laughlin or Nusheld he had been kept strictly away from the more notorious sections of town.

"Er, I hope I didn't drag up anything painful," he blushed, quickly looking away again. "Your family, er, sounds nice. My dad's just a freighter pilot."

EDIT: oh, and sorry - he's not being arrogant. 'wealth is slang for 'the Commonwealth'.

"Not painful just... distasteful," Oilia said as she glanced at Noy with complete loathing, but then she turned and smiled and her anger vanished agian as she continued, "Yes they are nice and I hope to see them again soon."

IC: Karli let go of Jessica's hand, she had to stop herself twice from scanning the girl up and down with her eyes, she hoped Jessica hadn't noticed.

IC: Karli let go of Jessica's hand, she had to stop herself twice from scanning the girl up and down with her eyes, she hoped Jessica hadn't noticed.

Jessica might not have noticed but Noy certaintly did but didn't comment, he turned his attention back to his notebook and hid a smile on his face.

Bobo leaned back in his desk and watched as everyone else talked with each other, feeling somewhat left out he moved up a desk so that he sat near Noy. "Howdy! My name's Bobo, buy ya probaly already knew that!", he gave a goofy laugh and extended his donkey crap stained hand towards Noy to recieve a handshake.

Yeah. yeah, she was late. What did it matter? Wasn't like she was going to actually learn anything here. Tossing her coppery curls over her shoulder, Allison wandered into her first class, English. The class was in a good bit of chaos, bringing a sardonic smile to her face. See? Her lateness was the least of the problems in here.

Stalking straight to the back, she slid into a desk in the very last row, scanning the assembled teens with a raised brow. So this was her generation? Boy, wasn't the world fucked when they began running things.

Bobo leaned back in his desk and watched as everyone else talked with each other, feeling somewhat left out he moved up a desk so that he sat near Noy. "Howdy! My name's Bobo, buy ya probaly already knew that!", he gave a goofy laugh and extended his donkey crap stained hand towards Noy to recieve a handshake.

Unfortunatly for Noy, Guado have a VERY good sense of smell. "OGHAHAHASSHAHA!!!" Noy gurgled from his throat as he got an unavoidable wiff of the donkey crap stink, his fingers were clawing away at his throat and he ran to an open window to breath in fresh air and get away from the stink.

"Not painful just... distasteful," Oilia said as she glanced at Noy with complete loathing, but then she turned and smiled and her anger vanished agian as she continued, "Yes they are nice and I hope to see them again soon."

"Right," nodded Jeremy, still twirling the pen. He was fresh out of conversation material.

Unfortunatly for Noy, Guado have a VERY good sense of smell. "OGHAHAHASSHAHA!!!" as Noy got an unavoidable wiff of the donkey crap stink, his fingers were clawing away at his throat and he ran to an open window to breath in fresh air and get away from the stink.

"Well what in the blue hell is wrong with him?" Bobo asked goofily looking around at the others for some kind of answer, when they did not reply something in his brain clicked and he realised it was his hand. "Oh no! I forgot to clean the poo of my hand, well let me go ahead and take care of that.", he raised his hand to his mouth and began slowly licking the donkey crap off his hands, making sure not miss a spot.

"Woo! I need something to wash that down with!" he took out of his pocket what resembled a whiskey flask and took a huge chug of it as it spilled down the sides of his mouth on to his already soiled pants. "You know nothing clears up that ol' cotton mouth like donkey urine!", there was a slight gasp among the other students after hearing this. He then went over to the window where Noy gaped for air and clumbsily offered him some donkey urine from his flask, holding it very close to Noy's face and accidentaly spilling some on his shirt.

"Whoops! Sorry fella!"

"Not painful just... distasteful," Oilia said as she glanced at Noy with complete loathing, but then she turned and smiled and her anger vanished agian as she continued, "Yes they are nice and I hope to see them again soon."

"Right," nodded Jeremy, still twirling the pen. He was fresh out of conversation material.

"Your too nervous Jeremy." Oilia said as she tapped his desk with her long red fingernails. "Relax, it's just an average day in HS." she then moved a few strands of blond hair out of her face, her eyes spoke of miles of pleasure just waiting to be discovered.

Hylis Looks at his PADD in disbelife


Hylis:I don't Belive it! they want 300 Panzer 5's within 3 DAYS!

Hylis starts to write the requester back

"From TSD Supply and requistion,

Your Request for 300 Panzer V's is Denied due to Problems shipping them there"

Unfortunatly for Noy, Guado have a VERY good sense of smell. "OGHAHAHASSHAHA!!!" as Noy got an unavoidable wiff of the donkey crap stink, his fingers were clawing away at his throat and he ran to an open window to breath in fresh air and get away from the stink.

"Well what in the blue hell is wrong with him?" Bobo asked goofily looking around at the others for some kind of answer, when they did not reply something in his brain clicked and he realised it was his hand. "Oh no! I forgot to clean the poo of my hand, well let me go ahead and take care of that.", he raised his hand to his mouth and began slowly licking the donkey crap off his hands, making sure not miss a spot.

"Woo! I need something to wash that down with!" he took out of his pocket what resembled a whiskey flask and took a huge chug of it as it spilled down the sides of his mouth on to his already soiled pants. "You know nothing clears up that ol' cotton mouth like donkey urine!", there was a slight gasp among the other students after hearing this. He then went over to the window where Noy gaped for air and clumbsily offered him some donkey urine from his flask, holding it very close to Noy's face and accidentaly spilling some on his shirt.

"Whoops! Sorry fella!"

Noy then reacted by using his psychic talents by levitating Bobo several feet in the air and shoved him towards the otherside of the room. "Yuck!" Noy said as he unzipped his suit and threw it out the window, the clothing underneath was a simple black muscle shirt and leather pants.

OOC: Note that he didn't throw bobo, he just used his powers to move him towards the otherside of the room.

Unfortunatly for Noy, Guado have a VERY good sense of smell. "OGHAHAHASSHAHA!!!" as Noy got an unavoidable wiff of the donkey crap stink, his fingers were clawing away at his throat and he ran to an open window to breath in fresh air and get away from the stink.

"Well what in the blue hell is wrong with him?" Bobo asked goofily looking around at the others for some kind of answer, when they did not reply something in his brain clicked and he realised it was his hand. "Oh no! I forgot to clean the poo of my hand, well let me go ahead and take care of that.", he raised his hand to his mouth and began slowly licking the donkey crap off his hands, making sure not miss a spot.

"Woo! I need something to wash that down with!" he took out of his pocket what resembled a whiskey flask and took a huge chug of it as it spilled down the sides of his mouth on to his already soiled pants. "You know nothing clears up that ol' cotton mouth like donkey urine!", there was a slight gasp among the other students after hearing this. He then went over to the window where Noy gaped for air and clumbsily offered him some donkey urine from his flask, holding it very close to Noy's face and accidentaly spilling some on his shirt.

"Whoops! Sorry fella!"

Noy then reacted by using his psychic talents by levitating Bobo several feet in the air and shoved him towards the otherside of the room. "Yuck!" Noy said as he unzipped his suit and threw it out the window, the clothing underneath was a simple black muscle shirt and leather pants.

OOC: Note that he didn't throw bobo, he just used his powers to move him towards the otherside of the room.

Hylis Snickers at this display

Unfortunatly for Noy, Guado have a VERY good sense of smell. "OGHAHAHASSHAHA!!!" as Noy got an unavoidable wiff of the donkey crap stink, his fingers were clawing away at his throat and he ran to an open window to breath in fresh air and get away from the stink.

"Well what in the blue hell is wrong with him?" Bobo asked goofily looking around at the others for some kind of answer, when they did not reply something in his brain clicked and he realised it was his hand. "Oh no! I forgot to clean the poo of my hand, well let me go ahead and take care of that.", he raised his hand to his mouth and began slowly licking the donkey crap off his hands, making sure not miss a spot.

"Woo! I need something to wash that down with!" he took out of his pocket what resembled a whiskey flask and took a huge chug of it as it spilled down the sides of his mouth on to his already soiled pants. "You know nothing clears up that ol' cotton mouth like donkey urine!", there was a slight gasp among the other students after hearing this. He then went over to the window where Noy gaped for air and clumbsily offered him some donkey urine from his flask, holding it very close to Noy's face and accidentaly spilling some on his shirt.

"Whoops! Sorry fella!"

Noy then reacted by using his psychic talents by levitating Bobo several feet in the air and shoved him towards the otherside of the room. "Yuck!" Noy said as he unzipped his suit and threw it out the window, the clothing underneath was a simple black muscle shirt and leather pants.

OOC: Note that he didn't throw bobo, he just used his powers to move him towards the otherside of the room.

Hylis Snickers at this display

Allison snickered as well, watching the action with a cynical smile. "Ooh, somebody's a bit testy," she drawled, propping her chin on one fist. Coming from a place where displays of anger--any emotion, really--were rare, she found the strange boy's temper tantrum all the more intriguing. Didn't it get exhausting, always being so dramatic? It seemed like it'd take a lot of effort...

Hylis:i hear ya *snicker*

IC: Karli simply turned to Jessica "A bit rowdy in here, think so?"

Unfortunatly for Noy, Guado have a VERY good sense of smell. "OGHAHAHASSHAHA!!!" as Noy got an unavoidable wiff of the donkey crap stink, his fingers were clawing away at his throat and he ran to an open window to breath in fresh air and get away from the stink.

"Well what in the blue hell is wrong with him?" Bobo asked goofily looking around at the others for some kind of answer, when they did not reply something in his brain clicked and he realised it was his hand. "Oh no! I forgot to clean the poo of my hand, well let me go ahead and take care of that.", he raised his hand to his mouth and began slowly licking the donkey crap off his hands, making sure not miss a spot.

"Woo! I need something to wash that down with!" he took out of his pocket what resembled a whiskey flask and took a huge chug of it as it spilled down the sides of his mouth on to his already soiled pants. "You know nothing clears up that ol' cotton mouth like donkey urine!", there was a slight gasp among the other students after hearing this. He then went over to the window where Noy gaped for air and clumbsily offered him some donkey urine from his flask, holding it very close to Noy's face and accidentaly spilling some on his shirt.

"Whoops! Sorry fella!"

Noy then reacted by using his psychic talents by levitating Bobo several feet in the air and shoved him towards the otherside of the room. "Yuck!" Noy said as he unzipped his suit and threw it out the window, the clothing underneath was a simple black muscle shirt and leather pants.

OOC: Note that he didn't throw bobo, he just used his powers to move him towards the otherside of the room.

Hylis Snickers at this display

Allison snickered as well, watching the action with a cynical smile. "Ooh, somebody's a bit testy," she drawled, propping her chin on one fist. Coming from a place where displays of anger--any emotion, really--were rare, she found the strange boy's temper tantrum all the more intriguing. Didn't it get exhausting, always being so dramatic? It seemed like it'd take a lot of effort...

"Someone is having a bad day and will take it out on the first thing he can find." Noy snapped at this new girl as he resumed his seat, after taking out a small tube of liquid incence and waved it in the air around him, he then took out a file and began to work on his long purple fingernails.

Noy then reacted by using his psychic talents by levitating Bobo several feet in the air and shoved him towards the otherside of the room. "Yuck!" Noy said as he unzipped his suit and threw it out the window, the clothing underneath was a simple black muscle shirt and leather pants.

"Here let me get that for-WOOOAAAAH!" Bobo screamed as he felt him self being lifted in the air and moved several feet backwards by a seemingly invisible force until he eventually landed on the other side of the room. Bobo, being the simpleton that he his, didn't know what to make of what just happened and promptly soiled himself both ways. "You big ol' meany! Look what you made Bobo do!" Bobo said this goofily, but almost angrily too as he looked down at his newly soiled pants.

"I had only pooped and peed on myself 2 times in these pants and now there all messed up! I hope you're gonna' pay for these mister! These pants cost alotta' dangum money! 50 cent ain't easy to come by these days!"

Bobo stood defiantly with one hand out as if waiting to recieve compensation money for his pants.

Hylis:i hear ya *snicker*

Ooh, a snark-buddy. Allison's smile widened a bit. "I'd say he was pissed off, but right now 'pissed on' is probably more accurate." Without a beat she turned to the other boy, not seeming in the least perturbed by his temper. "Ask me if I care, Purple Pants."

Hylis tries to hold in a laugh but he cannot take it so he starts to laugh like a maniac.

Hylis:i agree with ya, he DOES seem Pissed

Noy then reacted by using his psychic talents by levitating Bobo several feet in the air and shoved him towards the otherside of the room. "Yuck!" Noy said as he unzipped his suit and threw it out the window, the clothing underneath was a simple black muscle shirt and leather pants.

"Here let me get that for-WOOOAAAAH!" Bobo screamed as he felt him self being lifted in the air and moved several feet backwards by a seemingly invisible force until he eventually landed on the other side of the room. Bobo, being the simpleton that he his, didn't know what to make of what just happened and promptly soiled himself both ways. "You big ol' meany! Look what you made Bobo do!" Bobo said this goofily, but almost angrily too as he looked down at his newly soiled pants.

"I had only pooped and peed on myself 2 times in these pants and now there all messed up! I hope you're gonna' pay for these mister! These pants cost alotta' dangum money! 50 cent ain't easy to come by these days!"

Bobo stood defiantly with one hand out as if waiting to recieve compensation money for his pants.
He ran out of the classroom crying and went to the bathroom to take off IC: Karli fished around in one pocket and pulled out a single Tyra, "Worth a few World Dollars" she said "Think he'll take it?" she said, meaning Bobo.

Hylis:i hear ya *snicker*

Ooh, a snark-buddy. Allison's smile widened a bit. "I'd say he was pissed off, but right now 'pissed on' is probably more accurate."

"Hey, it only got on the suit, not the underclothing." Noy snapped at her, "Anyway what is your name?"

Hylis:i hear ya *snicker*

Ooh, a snark-buddy. Allison's smile widened a bit. "I'd say he was pissed off, but right now 'pissed on' is probably more accurate."

"Hey, it only got on the suit, not the underclothing." Noy snapped at her, "Anyway what is your name?"

"Granted. It's Allison. Yours?"

Hylis:i hear ya *snicker*

Ooh, a snark-buddy. Allison's smile widened a bit. "I'd say he was pissed off, but right now 'pissed on' is probably more accurate."

"Hey, it only got on the suit, not the underclothing." Noy snapped at her, "Anyway what is your name?"

"Granted. It's Allison. Yours?"

"Noy, want some gum?" he then offered her a piece of Winterfresh gum.

Hylis (thought):NOW he's Pissed

Bobo interrupted Allison and Noy's conversation, "Hey now, I want some money for these pants or else were gonna' have to settle this the old fashioned way!"

Bobo positioned himself in a sorry excuse for a fighting stance, with his fists raised crooked and his feet spread way to far apart, not to mention the pee and poop running down his leg, which was beginning to fill the room up with a horrible smell.

Bobo interrupted Allison and Noy's conversation, "Hey now, I want some money for these pants or else were gonna' have to settle this the old fashioned way!"

Bobo positioned himself in a sorry excuse for a fighting stance, with his fist raised crooked and his feet spread way to far apart, not to mention the pee and poop running down his leg, which was beginning to fill the room up with a horrible smell. IC: Karli stood up and grabbedBobo's wrist "I'll pay for your pants if you will go clean yourself up, deal?" she held up the Blue aper bill, 1 Tyra was worth about 4 US Dollars.

Bobo interrupted Allison and Noy's conversation, "Hey now, I want some money for these pants or else were gonna' have to settle this the old fashioned way!"

Bobo positioned himself in a sorry excuse for a fighting stance, with his fists raised crooked and his feet spread way to far apart, not to mention the pee and poop running down his leg, which was beginning to fill the room up with a horrible smell.

"Unless you leave and bathe yourself I will hurl you out the window." Noy said as he quickly attached a sprayer to the liquid incence and began to spray the mist around himself.

IC: Karli stood up and grabbedBobo's wrist "I'll pay for your pants if you will go clean yourself up, deal?" she held up the Blue aper bill, 1 Tyra was worth about 4 US Dollars.

Bobo looked at the girl with stupid suspicion, "Hey, this money's all funny colored! How do I know this ain't monopoly money like the type me and Pa play with?"

dbl post

Hylis:i hear ya *snicker*

Ooh, a snark-buddy. Allison's smile widened a bit. "I'd say he was pissed off, but right now 'pissed on' is probably more accurate."

"Hey, it only got on the suit, not the underclothing." Noy snapped at her, "Anyway what is your name?"

"Granted. It's Allison. Yours?"

"Noy, want some gum?" he then offered her a piece of Winterfresh gum.

Gum? Enh. Gum was okay. Coming from an Angstian, that was high praise indeed. "Thanks," she murmured accepting it. "Want some--" She was interrupted by the slobbering idiot who seemed to have a fetish for bodily secretions. "Go lick a toilet, idiot. I'm not paying for your freaking pants. Anyway, want some chips?" Salt and vinegar, baby. Only way to go.

"Unless you leave and bathe yourself I will hurl you out the window." Noy said as he quickly attached a sprayer to the liquid incence and began to spray the mist around himself.

Bobo raised a fist at Noy, "Hey you shut your mouth mister! Before Bobo has to come over there and shut it for ya! Ya big ol' meany!"

Hylis decides he has enough, he uses the TSD martial art of Harg Jusarg (in trasian it means "Watch the fancy footwork! :)) then he Punches Bobo in the nose as hard as he can. (trasians are geneticly modifyed to have greater strength then the average human)

Hylis:i hear ya *snicker*

Ooh, a snark-buddy. Allison's smile widened a bit. "I'd say he was pissed off, but right now 'pissed on' is probably more accurate."

"Hey, it only got on the suit, not the underclothing." Noy snapped at her, "Anyway what is your name?"

"Granted. It's Allison. Yours?"

"Noy, want some gum?" he then offered her a piece of Winterfresh gum.

Gum? Enh. Gum was okay. Coming from an Angstian, that was high praise indeed. "Thanks," she murmured accepting it. "Want some--" She was interrupted by the slobbering idiot who seemed to have a fetish for bodily secretions. "Go lick a toilet, idiot. I'm not paying for your freaking pants. Anyway, want some chips?" Salt and vinegar, baby. Only way to go.

"Thanks, I can only hope I can find some noseplugs due do the godawful smell!" Noy then turned and looked at the retard who had so tastefully crapped and pissed himself and said, "That's it." the moron was then levitated several feet in the air, the door was opened and the idiot was thrown out feet first and the door slammed shut behind him.

Hylis decides he has enough, he uses the TSD martial art of Harg Jusarg (in trasian it means "Watch the fancy footwork! :)) then he Punches Bobo in the nose as hard as he can. (trasians are geneticly modifyed to have greater strength then the average human)

Before Bobo can react his head is snapped back by the powerful punch and he's swept right off of his feet, "Heyyyy! Heyyyyyyy! You broke Bobo's nose, oh you city slickers have done it now!"

Bobo did a 180 degree flip and managed to land on his feet, he got in a fighting stance and started to jostle his feet around.

"You like that city-boy!?! Let's see how you like this!"

Bobo let loose with a furious combo of punches 2 body shots and 1 upper cut right that landed squarely on Hisyln's(sp?) jaw.

"Take that sucker!"

"Thanks, I can only hope I can find some noseplugs due do the godawful smell!" Noy then turned and looked at the retard who had so tastefully crapped and pissed himself and said, "That's it." the moron was then levitated several feet in the air, the door was opened and the idiot was thrown out feet first and the door slammed shut behind him.

One brow raised again, then slowly Allison started to clap. "Very effective," she said solemnly, a subversive gleam in her green eyes. Hey, this was as serious as she got. "These are salt and vinegar, so if you can stand their smell, they'll wipe out everything else." Digging around in her bag (seemingly half-disentigrated and held together with safety pins) she finally handed him an unopened bag. "Eat up."

Hylis decides he has enough, he uses the TSD martial art of Harg Jusarg (in trasian it means "Watch the fancy footwork! :)) then he Punches Bobo in the nose as hard as he can. (trasians are geneticly modifyed to have greater strength then the average human)

Before Bobo can react his head is snapped back by the powerful punch and he's swept right off of his feet, "Heyyyy! Heyyyyyyy! You broke Bobo's nose, oh you city slickers have done it now!"

Bobo did a 180 degree flip and managed to land on his feet, he got in a fighting stance and started to jostle his feet around.

"You like that city-boy!?! Let's see how you like this!"

Bobo let loose with a furious combo of punches 2 body shots and 1 upper cut right that landed squarely on Hisyln's(sp?) jaw.

"Take that sucker!"

What was it with morons and dogged persistance? Snickering, Allison leaned back. This would be a good show.

"Thanks, I can only hope I can find some noseplugs due do the godawful smell!" Noy then turned and looked at the retard who had so tastefully crapped and pissed himself and said, "That's it." the moron was then levitated several feet in the air, the door was opened and the idiot was thrown out feet first and the door slammed shut behind him.

One brow raised again, then slowly Allison started to clap. "Very effective," she said solemnly, a subversive gleam in her green eyes. Hey, this was as serious as she got. "These are salt and vinegar, so if you can stand their smell, they'll wipe out everything else." Digging around in her bag (seemingly half-disentigrated and held together with safety pins) she finally handed him an unopened bag. "Eat up."

"Thanks" Noy said as he opened the bag and began to eat then down.

Bobo felt himself levitate again and sinced that he was going to be thrown out of the classroom this time due to the emmense pressure he was feeling.

"Snapplin' cowboots!" he grabbed onto the door hinges and held on for dear life as he felt his body being sucked out of the classroom.

"Please Mr. City-Man, I promise to go wash maself up if ya' promise to leave me be!"

Hylis barly feels the punches and he brings out a stun weapon that he keeps in his pocket and zaps Bobo so that he'll be uncouncious

"Thanks, I can only hope I can find some noseplugs due do the godawful smell!" Noy then turned and looked at the retard who had so tastefully crapped and pissed himself and said, "That's it." the moron was then levitated several feet in the air, the door was opened and the idiot was thrown out feet first and the door slammed shut behind him.

One brow raised again, then slowly Allison started to clap. "Very effective," she said solemnly, a subversive gleam in her green eyes. Hey, this was as serious as she got. "These are salt and vinegar, so if you can stand their smell, they'll wipe out everything else." Digging around in her bag (seemingly half-disentigrated and held together with safety pins) she finally handed him an unopened bag. "Eat up."

"Thanks" Noy said as he opened the bag and began to eat then down.

"No prob." On second thought, there wasn't much entertainment value in watching an idiot getting the crap beat out of him, Allison decided. "So where you from?"

"Thanks, I can only hope I can find some noseplugs due do the godawful smell!" Noy then turned and looked at the retard who had so tastefully crapped and pissed himself and said, "That's it." the moron was then levitated several feet in the air, the door was opened and the idiot was thrown out feet first and the door slammed shut behind him.

One brow raised again, then slowly Allison started to clap. "Very effective," she said solemnly, a subversive gleam in her green eyes. Hey, this was as serious as she got. "These are salt and vinegar, so if you can stand their smell, they'll wipe out everything else." Digging around in her bag (seemingly half-disentigrated and held together with safety pins) she finally handed him an unopened bag. "Eat up."

"Thanks" Noy said as he opened the bag and began to eat then down.

"No prob." On second thought, there wasn't much entertainment value in watching an idiot getting the crap beat out of him, Allison decided. "So where you from?"

"Guadosalam, the Bevelle Empire, you?"

Bobo felt himself levitate again and sinced that he was going to be thrown out of the classroom this time due to the emmense pressure he was feeling.

"Snapplin' cowboots!" he grabbed onto the door hinges and held on for dear life as he felt his body being sucked out of the classroom.

"Please Mr. City-Man, I promise to go wash maself up if ya' promise to leave me be!"

OOC: I doubt that any teacher would keep his job after this in RL! I mean look at how little control he has over the class.

Hylis turns the stun Weapon off and returns to his seat and brings out a TSD medkit and begins to heal the Bruises that Bobo caused

"Guadosalam, the Bevelle Empire, you?"

"Depptopia, Teenage Angst. Guadosalam, huh? So I guess the hot rod out there's yours?"

"Guadosalam, the Bevelle Empire, you?"

"Depptopia, Teenage Angst. Guadosalam, huh? So I guess the hot rod out there's yours?"

"Yep, it's mine, interested in a ride after this?" Noy said with a wave his hand to encompase the entire school.

OOC: Ok what happened to you throwing Bobo out of the classroom?

"Guadosalam, the Bevelle Empire, you?"

"Depptopia, Teenage Angst. Guadosalam, huh? So I guess the hot rod out there's yours?"

"Yep, it's mine, interested in a ride after this?" Noy said with a wave his hand to encompase the entire school.

This time Allison's smile wasn't quite as cynical, and her voice not as generally mocking. "Sure. If you can still put up with my 24/7 PMSage by the end of the day."

"Guadosalam, the Bevelle Empire, you?"

"Depptopia, Teenage Angst. Guadosalam, huh? So I guess the hot rod out there's yours?"

"Yep, it's mine, interested in a ride after this?" Noy said with a wave his hand to encompase the entire school.

This time Allison's smile wasn't quite as cynical, and her voice not as generally mocking. "Sure. If you can still put up with my 24/7 PMSage by the end of the day."

That made Noy chuckle for a minute before he said, "If I can put up with an Al Bhed being in the same airspace as me I can deal with anything."

OOC: Ok what happened to you throwing Bobo out of the classroom?

OOC: I threw him out the classroom, maybe you should have him try to open the door.

OOC:me?

Hylis takes out a Artusion Crystal and Crushes it into dust then adds it to a Substance only know as Blood Rage.

then he takes out a needle and puts the Artusion Crytal/Bloodrage into it and injects it into his shoulder

"Guadosalam, the Bevelle Empire, you?"

"Depptopia, Teenage Angst. Guadosalam, huh? So I guess the hot rod out there's yours?"

"Yep, it's mine, interested in a ride after this?" Noy said with a wave his hand to encompase the entire school.

This time Allison's smile wasn't quite as cynical, and her voice not as generally mocking. "Sure. If you can still put up with my 24/7 PMSage by the end of the day."

That made Noy chuckle for a minute before he said, "If I can put up with an Al Bhed being in the same airspace as me I can deal with anything."

Uh-oh. An Al Bhed and a Bevelle in the same county? Good God, what were the school admin THINKING? "Drama issues," she sighed, shaking her head with a grin. "I'm gonna enjoy this year more than I thought. Can I sell tickets for when you two finally go at each other? I promise you a third of the profits."

"Guadosalam, the Bevelle Empire, you?"

"Depptopia, Teenage Angst. Guadosalam, huh? So I guess the hot rod out there's yours?"

"Yep, it's mine, interested in a ride after this?" Noy said with a wave his hand to encompase the entire school.

This time Allison's smile wasn't quite as cynical, and her voice not as generally mocking. "Sure. If you can still put up with my 24/7 PMSage by the end of the day."

That made Noy chuckle for a minute before he said, "If I can put up with an Al Bhed being in the same airspace as me I can deal with anything."

Uh-oh. An Al Bhed and a Bevelle in the same county? Good God, what were the school admin THINKING? "Drama issues," she sighed, shaking her head with a grin. "I'm gonna enjoy this year more than I thought. Can I sell tickets for when you two finally go at each other? I promise you a third of the profits."

"Sweet, it's a deal." Noy said with a smile, revealing perfect even white teeth.

OOC: I gotta log off for the night, I love this thread, keep the drama going!

"Sweet, it's a deal." Noy said with a smile, revealing perfect even white teeth.

"Sweet." God, she loved neutrality. Endless opportunity, with none of that messy 'My way or the highway' thinking to curtail it. Laughing softly, Allison tossed her gold-red hair back again and gestured to the professor. "Did I miss his nervous breakdown?"

OOC: I gotta log off for the night, I love this thread, keep the drama going!

OOC: *lol* Sure thing :)

Bobo sat outside the classroom door, alone, cold and crying. He had cleant himself up and now he was having a very emotional conversation with his donkey.

"....and nobody understands me Johnboy, they all think I'm a big ol' retard, just like back at home! How come I ain't got no friends donkey!?! How comes!"

He looked up at the donkey as if expected it to say something and then he looked back down at this feet.

"Oh who am I kiddin' your just a stupid ol', donkey, you don't know the difference!", then to his surprise the donkey began to talk.

"What foo! Stupid donkey? You callin' me stupid? You ol' dumb hillbilly foo! You betta recognize foo!", the donkey kicked Bobo hard in the head, who was still in shock that his dockey could talk.

"Y-you can talk?"

"Damn straight I can talk bitch! Now get back in that classroom and handle yo' business foo! If you don't ever earn no respect, nobody'll ever give it to you foo! And from now on call me Mr. Donkey bitch!"

"I'll be darned, donkey! You're right, I'm going back in there right now!" Bobo then tried to open the door only to realise it was locked. "Damn Mr. Donkey it's locked!"

"Step outta the way foo!", Bobo hastily got out of the way and Mr. Donkey burst the door down with his hooves, he then nudged Bobo inside.

"ATTENTION CLASS, BOBO GOT'S SOMETHIN' TO SAY!" Bobo said nervously.

Hylis leans over to Allison

Hylis:this guy dosn't know when to give up does he?

Hylis leans over to Allison

Hylis:this guy dosn't know when to give up does he?

Allison's eyes widened slowly as the idiot-boy burst back into. "No, no he does not," she said slowly. "There's something not right about that boy."

"First of all, I want to apologize for poopin' n peein' maself earlier! And I promise it won't happen again! Secondly, I'd apperciate it kindly, if you folks started showin' me a lil' bit more respect, alright? I'm a student jes' like the rest of ya and I'm trying to learn about the world and it's cultures n' it don't help when yall are bein' mean n' nasty! And lastly, when in the blue hell is lunch because I surely would like some boiled bull testicles right about now!"

Mr. Donkey shook his head shamefully and then trotted back outside.

Hylis:if he starts to talk like a idiot again i am gonna give him a taste of my Stun weapon again

Hylis:if he starts to talk like a idiot again i am gonna give him a taste of my Stun weapon again

"Starts? He hasn't stopped since I walked in, at least. Better to keep his mouth shut and be thought a fool, then open it and be proved a raving first-class moron that presents a case study of the argument for retroactive abortion."

"I agree with those last few words of yours, now excuse me i'v got a Bobo to stun."

Get's up and draw his Stun-Pistol again and shoots Bobo

"Starts? He hasn't stopped since I walked in, at least. Better to keep his mouth shut and be thought a fool, then open it and be proved a raving first-class moron that presents a case study of the argument for retroactive abortion."

Bobo overheard Allison's statement and became a little angry, "Hey Mrs. Lady! Did you not hear a word I jes' said, I'm trying to apologize for all the stuff that happened!"

"Starts? He hasn't stopped since I walked in, at least. Better to keep his mouth shut and be thought a fool, then open it and be proved a raving first-class moron that presents a case study of the argument for retroactive abortion."

Bobo overheard Allison's statement and became a little angry, "Hey Mrs. Lady! Did you not hear a word I jes' said, I'm trying to apologize for all the stuff that happened!"

"You asked if we were having testicles for lunch. My comments stand." Allison watched with some satisfaction as the halfway-intelligent guy shot the raving idiot. There was justice in the world.

"I agree with those last few words of yours, now excuse me i'v got a Bobo to stun."

Get's up and draw his Stun-Pistol again and shoots Bobo

Just as Bobo finished telling Allison off, he saw Hisyl with a raised pistol through the corner of his eye, "Oh no you don't city-boy!". Bobo performed a matrix type move and dodged the blast with apparent ease, he quickly straightened himself up and cart-wheeled towards Hisyl ending his flips with a kick that knocked the pistol out of his hand.

"Look city-boy, I'ma trying to be cool about this but your making it pretty gosh darn hard."

OOC: Come on you guys, give Bobo a chance! :lol: If you haven't noticed, I tried to model him off of Special-Ed from Crank Yankers

"I agree with those last few words of yours, now excuse me i'v got a Bobo to stun."

Get's up and draw his Stun-Pistol again and shoots Bobo

Just as Bobo finished telling Allison off, he saw Hisyl with a raised pistol through the corner of his eye, "Oh no you don't city-boy!". Bobo performed a matrix type move and dodged the blast with apparent ease, he quickly straightened himself up and cart-wheeled towards Hisyl ending his flips with a kick that knocked the pistol out of his hand.

"Look city-boy, I'ma trying to be cool about this but your making it pretty gosh darn hard."

OOC: Come on you guys, give Bobo a chance! :lol: If you haven't noticed, I tried to model him off of Special-Ed from Crank Yankers

OM F'ing G, would this guy never stop? Sighing, Allison reached down and picked up the blaster, leveling it straight at his head. Fortunately, she was too far away for him to reach without giving her a chance to react. "Will you sit down, shut up, and try to control your bodily functions please?" she asked mildly. "We are in a school, after all."

OM F'ing G, would this guy never stop? Sighing, Allison reached down and picked up the blaster, leveling it straight at his head. Fortunately, she was too far away for him to reach without giving her a chance to react. "Will you sit down, shut up, and try to control your bodily functions please?" she asked mildly. "We are in a school, after all."

"Hey Mrs. Lady! I was protectin' maself! I'll sit down when he leaves me alone!"

OM F'ing G, would this guy never stop? Sighing, Allison reached down and picked up the blaster, leveling it straight at his head. Fortunately, she was too far away for him to reach without giving her a chance to react. "Will you sit down, shut up, and try to control your bodily functions please?" she asked mildly. "We are in a school, after all."

"Hey Mrs. Lady! I was protectin' maself! I'll sit down when he leaves me alone!"

"Just do it."

IC: Karli sat down in her seat for awhile and watched all that was going on around her, suddenly she began to chuckle, the chuckle turned to a giggle, which turned to an out-and-out wailing laugh, she sat there for a little while laughing like a maniac.

Hylis takes his small pistol and shoots it on it's stun mode and at this range it's unlikly that he could doge it

Hylis:Dodge this

OOC: Christ, why cant we have one thread abotu a school or somethign where people dont show up armed to the f*ck all teeth. Kecha, sorry to jet on you like that, had to go to a lecture on Japanese prison camps. Pretty intresting stuff, actually.

IC:

Most of the things Karli had said had flown past Jessica. She responded with mostly quick yeses or nos, but couldnt get past one thing, the way she looked. Jessica found herself strangly attracted to the other female, something she handn't ever felt before. Sure, she had thought other girls she had known were preety, but this was...sometign else.

OOC: Christ, why cant we have one thread abotu a school or somethign where people dont show up armed to the f*ck all teeth. Kecha, sorry to jet on you like that, had to go to a lecture on Japanese prison camps. Pretty intresting stuff, actually.

IC:

Most of the things Karli had said had flown past Jessica. She responded with mostly quick yeses or nos, but couldnt get past one thing, the way she looked. Jessica found herself strangly attracted to the other female, something she handn't ever felt before. Sure, she had thought other girls she had known were preety, but this was...sometign else. OOC: I agree entirley on people being armed in these things, but it should be OK, and I don't mind that you had to leave.

IC: Karli stopped laughing as she noticed Jessica staring at her, her laughter slowly came to a stop "Can I help you Jessica?" she said, with a good hint of humor still hanging about her.

Jessica snapped out of her semi-trance. "Oh, uh no, sorry. Just kinda, outa it, s'all. Ya know, I'm in total school mode, and all this crap is going on. Kinda funny, yet, stupid at the same, time," she said, chuckling.

Jessica snapped out of her semi-trance. "Oh, uh no, sorry. Just kinda, outa it, s'all. Ya know, I'm in total school mode, and all this crap is going on. Kinda funny, yet, stupid at the same, time," she said, chuckling. IC: Karli smiled, she reached inter her jacket "I have something that'll calm your nerves if you want some" she pulled out a small pack of what looked like gum, as it turned out, it was gum, "Want some gum?" she asked "Chewing gum can calm the nerves" she held it out to Jessica with her usual ghost of a smile.

Curtian that Bobo is stunned he returns his Tiny Pistol to it's hidden spot in his Shoulder Armor

Hylis:ok, who has my Stun-Pistol?

Looks around

Curtian that Bobo is stunned he returns his Tiny Pistol to it's hidden spot in his Shoulder Armor

Hylis:ok, who has my Stun-Pistol?

Looks around

Absently listening to the two girls, Allison flipped it about in her grip and offered it to him, hand on the muzzle. "Thanks for letting me borrow it."

Hylis takes the weapon and puts it into his Holster at his side

Hylis:thanks

Hylis takes the weapon and puts it into his Holster at his side

Hylis:thanks

Nodding, Allison settled back into her seat, rapidly growing bored once more. When was the lesson going to start? Was this the lesson?

*BUMP*

IC: Karli smiled, she reached inter her jacket "I have something that'll calm your nerves if you want some" she pulled out a small pack of what looked like gum, as it turned out, it was gum, "Want some gum?" she asked "Chewing gum can calm the nerves" she held it out to Jessica with her usual ghost of a smile.


"Sure," Jessica replied, extending her hand for a piece of the gum. "So, whats it like in Kecha."

OOC: Summery of the last 10 pages, please!!!

IC: Karli smiled, she reached inter her jacket "I have something that'll calm your nerves if you want some" she pulled out a small pack of what looked like gum, as it turned out, it was gum, "Want some gum?" she asked "Chewing gum can calm the nerves" she held it out to Jessica with her usual ghost of a smile.


"Sure," Jessica replied, extending her hand for a piece of the gum. "So, whats it like in Kecha." Karli allowed Jessica to take a piece of the gum, then took a piece from the pack herself, she then handed the pack to Jessica "Keep it alright? I've got more" she paused for a moment "As for Kecha, it's pretty nice I suppose, there's not too many large cities, even though our populace goes into the Billions, most people live in semi-small towns all over, which leaves some nice countryside, also, most Kechans are women, and women holw alot of the positions of authority, what's it like where you come from?" she asked.

Hylis turns to Allison.

Hylis:so where do you come from?

Hylis turns to Allison.

Hylis:so where do you come from?

Huh? Oh, she was getting talked to again. Cool. "Teenage Angst," she said with a slight smile, wondering if he'd even heard of it. Most people hadn't, even though it was freaking huge, and its inhabitants liked it that way. "You?"

Hylis: i am from Trasa

doubts that she has ever heard that name even once.

Hylis: i am from Trasa

doubts that she has ever heard that name even once.

Trasa. Trasa... Where had she heard it before? "That sounds familiar," she murmured, "but I can't place it. What region is it in?"

"Thanks," Jessica replied, pocketing the pack in her jean's pocket. "Imitora? Its nice. There are four major population centers, all big cities, with some people situated in the smaller towns. Although the population, sex wise, is fairly split, quite a bit of power is held by women, although right now, our President is in the hospital, so our vice president is in command. The country side is beautiful, and one of the major past times is just going out and driving around the back roads and such." She though quickly back to home as she chewed the gum, which in fact did have a calming affect.

Hylis:it was in the INVASIONFORCE region, but we moved to USSR recently. why?

IC: "Hmm, sounds like a nice place, I'd have enjoyed the Kechan countryside more if I'd had a choice, I like cars and driving after all" this time she gave Jessica a quick once-over with her eyes without realizing it, and caught herself allmost certainly to late "Sorry" she said quickly "I didn't meant to stare"

Hylis:it was in the INVASIONFORCE region, but we moved to USSR recently. why?

"That's right," she agreed, snapping once. "That's where I remember it from. Jamie was talking about some nation that moved to another place. Sweet. So how was the shift?"

Hylis:it was ok,why?

Hylis:it was ok,why?

Why? What did it matter why? "Because I've always wondered how a country could just pack everything up and switch regions as if they were moving to another apartment," she said coolly, raising a brow.

Hylis shrugs

Hylis:it's a living

Hylis shrugs

Hylis:it's a living

"No kidding."

Hylis:we move beacuse the TSD need to keep moving to a different Location to avoid hostile natives

Hostile natives? Like what, Yankees fans? "What's the TSD?" she asked gamely, wondering if she might ought to keep this guy a bit at arms length. Wouldn't want to incur the wrath of any hostile natives, after all.

Everybody had indeed thought that Bobo had been stunned and was unconcious, when to there surprise he revealed he had been faking. He hopped up with unhuman like grace and looked around the room.

"Hardy har har! Fooled ya!", he pointed at the "city-boy" and then walked goofily back over to his seat where he sat down and began eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.

Hylis:more like Anti-TSD, and the TSD are like the Secret Police of Trasa, they do most of the Research,Spying and stuff like that

hylis takes his stun weapon out agian and puts it on Maximum Stun

Hylis:EAT THIS BOBA!

fires rapid shots a bobo

Hylis:more like Anti-TSD, and the TSD are like the Secret Police of Trasa, they do most of the Research,Spying and stuff like that

"Ah," Allison said succinctly, propping her chin on a fist again. "Angst doesn't really have a secret police. We could, but nobody really cares enough to actually make one."

hylis takes his stun weapon out agian and puts it on Maximum Stun

Hylis:EAT THIS BOBA!

fires rapid shots a bobo

Bobo rapidly dodges the shots and even deflects some with his bare arms, all the while still making conversation with Hylis, "Hey city-boy! What in the blue-hell is your damn problem!"

He stood up now as he still dodged and deflected the shots until he advanced close enough to Hysli to violently punch him in the face, knocking him backwards.

"There's more where that came from city-boy!", he tackled Hysli and slammed him into the nearest wall several times with unatural force before releasing him and punching him in the face 5 more times. He then leaves him to slump on the wall and takes his stun gun and throws it out the window.

"I told je' bout messin' with me city-boy!" said Bobo, delivering one final kick to Hylis's head before returning to his seat, smoke coming out of his arms from having deflected the shots.

(OOC: LMAO, this is hilarious! :lol: )

Hylis's head snaps backwards the Trasian turns his head back to Bobo and shakes his finger at him

Hylis:naughty boy,

reaches and lightly toutches shoulder and brings out the tiny stun-pistol

Hylis:i Don't like people who say City-boy to my face

Hylis Fires rapid shots at close range

Damn. Allison sat back once more to watch the show. This was better than MTV.

Hylis's head snaps backwards the Trasian turns his head back to Bobo and shakes his finger at him

Hylis:naughty boy,

reaches and lightly toutches shoulder and brings out the tiny stun-pistol

Hylis:i Don't like people who say City-boy to my face

Hylis Fires rapid shots at close range

"Guawwww", Bobo suddenly stumbles back apparently phased for the first time by the stun shots, the he suddenly regains his composure and with tremendous force performs a round house kick on Hylis, knocking the gun from his hand once again.

"Why don't ya put down yer fancy toys n' fight like a real man!?!" Bobo said angrily. He then punched Hylis in the face several times knocking his head this way and that. He then grabbed a stapler off the teacher's desk and furiously stapled all over Hylis's face, even stapling his lips and his eyelids shuts, laughing hysterically the whole time.

then Hylis phases through the Staples and takes out 3 of his throwing knives and throws them against Bobo's clothes at 50 KM per hour they knock him agianst a wall and hold him there, then Hylis walks up and kicks him in the nuts

then Hylis phases through the Staples and takes out 3 of his throwing knives and throws them against Bobo's clothes at 50 KM per hour they knock him agianst a wall and hold him there, then Hylis walks up and kicks him in the nuts

Bobo, quickly rips himself off the wall before the kick fully connects, making Hylis miss and hit him in the thigh. "Oh now ya done did it, ya filthy son of a bitch!"

Bobo took out his nunchucks which had been cleverly hidden in his pants leg, he did some fancy, footwork and showed off with them a bit, before delivering a 5 devasting blows to Hysli's forehead and finishing him of with another roundhouse kick.

"It's time for you to die city-boy!"

then Hylis activates his Wrist Claw and a Dangerous looking Claw comes out of his wrist, Hylis Smiles and slashes Bobo's arm and leg

OOC:Trasians can see in Normal vision and Infa-Red,

Abruptly the brawling boys were both hit with a hard blast from the fire extinguisher, which Allison had quietly liberated from the hallway. Fighting was all well and good, but they didn't want another world war on their hands, did they? "Now now, guys," she said calmly, blasting them again, "try to save it til after school, kay? Beat each other bloody on the schoolyard at 3:15 for all I care, but this is a bit violent for a classroom setting."

"Arghhh!", Bobo screams form the pain of his arm and leg, feeling anger flow through his veins. "I'm gonna kill you city-boy, DIE, DIE!"

Bobo came nearer swinging his nunchucks wildly but accurately at Hisyl, he had pressed a button on the chain that held them together, so now tiny steel spikes emerged from the ends of them cutting Hisyls face and chest. Bobo then followed up with a kick to the nuts and a penetrating stab to the stomach with his nunchucks.

"DIE!"

Hylis barly feels the extinguisher when it hit him

Hylis turns to Allison

Hylis:Trasians don't know pain, we where once Human but we where altered and our Phisiology was Drasticly altered to be the Ultamite Warriors, so what RIGHT do you have to interfere?

IC: Karli kept trying to stop herself from staring at Jessica, but she couldn't help it, it was just something about the girl....

Hylis barly feels the extinguisher when it hit him

Hylis turns to Allison

Hylis:Trasians don't know pain, we where once Human but we where altered and our Phisiology was Drasticly altered to be the Ultamite Warriors, so what RIGHT do you have to interfere? Karli snorted at his "Ultimate Warriors" comment, and quickly clapped a hand over her mouth.

Hylis Dosn't feel any pain from the nunchucks he just grabs Bobo's throgut and dosn't let go for ANY reason

Hylis barly feels the extinguisher when it hit him

Hylis turns to Allison

Hylis:Trasians don't know pain, we where once Human but we where altered and our Phisiology was Drasticly altered to be the Ultamite Warriors, so what RIGHT do you have to interfere?

"I don't care about feeling pain or not," Allison said mildly, blasting him again for good measure. "I care that you're both annoying the f*ck outta me. And if you tell me I have no right to act on that annoyance, then I can argue right back that you have no right to attack him for being an idiot. THAT'S my right to interfere."

Hylis Dosn't feel any pain from the nunchucks he just grabs Bobo's throgut and dosn't let go for ANY reason OOC: Karli could get him to release him.

Bobo doesn't object at all and quickly returns to his seat, but not before spitting directly in Hisyl's face, and smiling menacingly, something in his smile was disturbing, as if there lay a smarter being in his goofy exterior. He returns to his seat as though nothing had happened, looking more stupid then ever and not saying a word.

Hyils decides to rid the world of Bobo so he reaches into his pack and puts a glove on and brings out a Contact Poison that's on a cotton Pad and he puts it on Bobo's skin.

Hylis:you shall be sleeping in less then 12 seconds, any last words before you go nighty-night and we can all get back to work?

OOC: Ok that was my last post for today, so please no more beatin' up on poor ol' misguided Bobo and Soviet, just act as if you let go and Bobo had sat down so you won't get any far advantage over me being gone peace 8)

Whoa, how many weapons did that guy have on him? "What part of Trasa did you come from?" Allison asked, still brandishing the extinguisher. "South Central?"

Hylis turns to Allison again

Hylis:i come from the TSD Cloneing Tanks in the TSD HQ.

"Okay." She sprayed him again, grinning impishly. This was fun...

OOC: No mindless killings and such OK? this is a School RP.

this time Hylis is out COLD

OOC: No mindless killings and such OK? this is a School RP.

OOC: Fire extinguishers are much less deadly than real weapons ;)

Whoa. What made him pass out? It was just a fire extinguisher! Blinking, Allison came close, gingerly nudging him with a toe. "So much for that whole 'ultimate warrior' thing."

OOC:Trasians are allergic to the Chemicals in he Fire Extingishers.

OOC: That explains it. Is he breathing?

OOC:no, once a Trasian is exposed to the Chemicals their Lungs seem to shut down, it's a flaw in the Design

OOC: Thanks :)

IC: He wasn't breathing... Ohh crap, he wasn't breathing... One of the things she truly respected was life, and damned if she'd let one slip away. Setting the extinguisher down, she bent and began giving mouth-to-mouth, gesturing for someone to go get help. Obviously the English teacher was completely incompetent, but maybe there was someone in this Godforsaken school with some usable skills...

OOC:There is a cure in Trasa. it's a special compund called Thanline and it's only made in Trasa

OOC: That's okay, she doesn't know that *lol*

Cali walked the halls, unsure of where to go, hopeing someone would talk to her.

IC:suddenly Hylis's body starts to shake Violently

Allison pulls back suddenly, glaring at the assembled students. "Could someone please go and get help? It would be really freaking nice."

Cali looked at the shakeing boy, and imediatly summed up the problem. She ran to him and pulled a needle from a small black bag, and pushed it into his vein. She inserted the Thanline.

"He'll be okay in a minute." She said.