The Perfect Solution to the Problem of Homosexual/Bisexuals! - Page 2
[you do not know this]
100 more dragons, each with 200 more bees have begun the flight toward Sino.
BTW, bombing me will cause an international incident involving Ethiotopia (May) and Pantera (January).
imported_Pantera
11-10-2003, 22:49
[you do not know this]
100 more dragons, each with 200 more bees have begun the flight toward Sino.
BTW, bombing me will cause an international incident involving Ethiotopia (May) and Pantera (January).
If they attack you without sufficient cause, the Reavers may decide to get involved. However you are not officially a Panteran Protectorate. We have only dispatched a few Rigante to aid in guarding your Queen.
Refrain from using the Reavers as leverage, or a bludgeon for your threats. We do not take kindly to being manipulated.
Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War
[you do not know this]
100 more dragons, each with 200 more bees have begun the flight toward Sino.
BTW, bombing me will cause an international incident involving Ethiotopia (May) and Pantera (January).
If they attack you without sufficient cause, the Reavers may decide to get involved. However you are not officially a Panteran Protectorate. We have only dispatched a few Rigante to aid in guarding your Queen.
Refrain from using the Reavers as leverage, or a bludgeon for your threats. We do not take kindly to being manipulated.
Bastien the Bronze
Lord Reaver of Pantera
Drag the Waters of War
We were merely pointing out that ours are not the only citizens on out land. We are not trying to manipulate anyone.
Any time I post money I always mean USD.
OOC: U.S.$ ain't so bad.
The old hag probably suffers from PMS or sleeping disorders?
OOC: No, 'the old hag' live in England.
No, he's talking to me. Kind of sad that he has to bolster his ego by calling me an old female, isn't it?
OOC: The old hag is how I refer to that women who chairs the government of Peng-Pau.
((You could have made your time schedule clearer. I'm afraid forcefields are an impossibility at your time level. I'm working on a larger post in Notepad [not risking an invalid session]))
OOC: Not really. It's based off a tangent of ELF technology. The whole thing is scientifically plausable within the next 40 years. Heck, it could be done tomorrow if people stopped pouring their cash into wars and instead into decent things...
OOC: If cash is poured into war, it's a decent think to do. A modern war mean superior technology to overwhelm the enemy.
[you do not know this]
100 more dragons, each with 200 more bees have begun the flight toward Sino.
BTW, bombing me will cause an international incident involving Ethiotopia (May) and Pantera (January).
OOC: Like I said before, Grandpa. SAMs, AAA and AAMs can deal with your dragons anyday. We can intecept them before their reach Sinoese airspace.
OOC: Sino is also semi-futuristic. However, our future tech will be shown when attacked.
IC: The ARSAC (Armed Republic of Sino Aerospace Corps) will be joining Roania, in the bombardment of Peng-Pau.
The ARSAC is due to deploy 'seedmen' when the opportunity comes. Our 'seedmen' are held in pods ('seeds) and are dropped (from our spaceships) to re-enter the atmosphere and land on enemy territory. Such troops are of a highly specialised grade.
The freedoms in The KoRT Sovjet will allow us to take any influx of expelled peoples from your nation. We disagree with your positions against alternitive sextualities and even more with your positions on punishment for following through on the former.
Mavi Povski, Commisar of Bloskavi and Foreign Affairs
Объединенные Социалистические государства совета KoRT
IC: The ARSAC (Armed Republic of Sino Aerospace Corps) will be joining Roania, in the bombardment of Peng-Pau.
OOC: That was ignored on the grounds that Roania didn't actually post how he got there and "I am just there" isn't a usable excuse.
Meanwhile, aboard the ARSNSC Chiang Kai-shek...
Gen. Liu, sits on at the desk in his office, reviewing the pile of document in from of him. He pauses, looking up at the portrait of the man whom this supercarrier was named after. He looks down again. An unusual sight, as Gen. Liu is at his desk but still dressed in full field gear.
"Damn Peng-Pauan bastards and their forcefield." He mutters to himself then remembers an old quote by his former superior, "everything must have weakness(es)."
Then, an idea came into his mind. He reaches for the telephone, and punches in the keys for a subordinate.
"Get Commodore Wei aboard the ARSNS Tie Sha (Iron Shark) for me, sailor!" He orders.
"Yes, sir!" Replied the acne-faced seaman on the other side. Wei, informed of the call strolls to the handset.
"Commodore Wei. I believe the missiles aboard your nuclear sub are armed, is that correct?" Liu questioned.
"You want to see some action?" Suprised the Commodore.
"That is correct, I have the authority to bypass Rear Admiral Sun of the 3rd Pacific Fleet regarding the clearance. In fact, I'm giving you clearance." Gen. Liu explains.
"Very well, sir. We are due to surface, I'll pass this urgent message to Mr. Sun, to prepare the other vessels in a defensive manouver as we are due to fire." The excitement flushed the Commodore.
"Call me back when the fleet is in position. Just use a JL-2 SLBM with conventional explosives. I'll give you the co-ordinates, when I call back." General hangs up, he grins wickedly. The Peng-Pauan dogs are going to get a taste of Sinoese wrath.
In 20 minutes, the 3rd fleet has positioned in a defensive manner that Tie Sha is in the center surrounded with the other vessels. Tie Sha emerges partially above sea level in a matter of minutes. One silo is opened.
"Good work, Wei. Here are the co-ordinates. You may fire on the enemy capital when ready." He punches in the code on his laptop.
"Very well, General." Firing is due to commence in twenty seconds, Wei reminds himself in his head.
Watching as the JL-2 launches, via secred satlink on his laptop, General Liu
thinks to himself. "ETA 30 min. If conventional explosives can't do it then, we may have to use nukes."
The freedoms in The KoRT Sovjet will allow us to take any influx of expelled peoples from your nation. We disagree with your positions against alternitive sextualities and even more with your positions on punishment for following through on the former.
Mavi Povski, Commisar of Bloskavi and Foreign Affairs
Объединенные Социалистические государства совета KoRT
Accepting mental patients is a burden on your country, commie.
[quote="Peng-Pau"]"That remains to be seen..."[quote]
Don't be so suprised, misguided scientist. Everything has a weakness. Our scientists are working on countermeasures and our EW units are deployed to hack your forcefield systems and power grids.
OOC - Uh, seeing as how Cho-to-ki is supposed to be a present-day nation (perhaps a few years in the past), I think I'm gonna skip out on role-playing a war with neo-futuristic nations with the space pods and the force fields, and what not.
Peng-Pau
13-10-2003, 19:42
The old hag probably suffers from PMS or sleeping disorders?
OOC: No, 'the old hag' live in England.
No, he's talking to me. Kind of sad that he has to bolster his ego by calling me an old female, isn't it?
OOC: The old hag is how I refer to that women who chairs the government of Peng-Pau.
OOC: FYI, Delaria, the leader of Peng-Pau is female. I am not.
Peng-Pau
13-10-2003, 19:46
((You could have made your time schedule clearer. I'm afraid forcefields are an impossibility at your time level. I'm working on a larger post in Notepad [not risking an invalid session]))
OOC: Not really. It's based off a tangent of ELF technology. The whole thing is scientifically plausable within the next 40 years. Heck, it could be done tomorrow if people stopped pouring their cash into wars and instead into decent things...
OOC: If cash is poured into war, it's a decent think to do. A modern war mean superior technology to overwhelm the enemy.
OOC: What a load of tross! If we didn't spend all our time fighting each other we could be doing other things, like finding a cure for cancer for one!
Peng-Pau
13-10-2003, 19:47
The ARSAC is due to deploy 'seedmen' when the opportunity comes. Our 'seedmen' are held in pods ('seeds) and are dropped (from our spaceships) to re-enter the atmosphere and land on enemy territory. Such troops are of a highly specialised grade.
OOC: I'd like to know how they get through the shielding. It does up at a slight angle and reflects off the ionosphere, bouncing down the other side and meeting a similar set of emitters which bounce the signal back the other way...
Peng-Pau
13-10-2003, 19:50
"That remains to be seen..."
Don't be so suprised, misguided scientist. Everything has a weakness. Our scientists are working on countermeasures and our EW units are deployed to hack your forcefield systems and power grids.
OOC: I'd love to know how you're going to hack something that's a) powered by independent generators (see wires into back of trucks) and b) not connected to any networks or internet. The laptops used are 486's with no internal modems or LAN cards. They are stand alones, untouchable by anything but a human hand on the keyboard.
"That remains to be seen..."
Don't be so suprised, misguided scientist. Everything has a weakness. Our scientists are working on countermeasures and our EW units are deployed to hack your forcefield systems and power grids.
OOC: I'd love to know how you're going to hack something that's a) powered by independent generators (see wires into back of trucks) and b) not connected to any networks or internet. The laptops used are 486's with no internal modems or LAN cards. They are stand alones, untouchable by anything but a human hand on the keyboard.
Lady, hacking is not just on the internet, EW involves all types of connections, including stand alones. All signals must go in or out somehow.
Answer me, lady. Did the missile get through?
Gordopollis
14-10-2003, 13:06
'The Perfect Solution to the Problem of Homosexual/Bisexuals!'
Slightly bigoted .. don't you think
Gordopollis
14-10-2003, 13:06
'The Perfect Solution to the Problem of Homosexual/Bisexuals!'
Slightly bigoted .. don't you think
imported_Ell
14-10-2003, 21:29
I'm suprised this thread is still active.
Peng-Pau
16-10-2003, 21:50
Answer me, lady. Did the missile get through?
Somewhere on the eastern borders of Peng-Pau...
The missile flew towards the forcefield...
It impacted with the field...
The War Room, Peng-Pau Parliamentary Headquarters, Dεiαiy, Peng-Pau...
The team of scientists, recently returned to the War Room, stared at the screen relaying readings from the impacted area...
"Not a blip..." spoke the lead scientist after a few seconds.
Delaria smiled.
imported_Ell
16-10-2003, 23:08
The inspectors are due to give their report in one hour.
OOC: Does this still go on ahead regardless?
imported_Ell
16-10-2003, 23:08
The inspectors are due to give their report in one hour.
OOC: Does this still go on ahead regardless?
imported_Ell
16-10-2003, 23:11
The inspectors are due to give their report in one hour.
OOC: Does this still go on ahead regardless?
Answer me, lady. Did the missile get through?
Somewhere on the eastern borders of Peng-Pau...
The missile flew towards the forcefield...
It impacted with the field...
The War Room, Peng-Pau Parliamentary Headquarters, Dεiαiy, Peng-Pau...
The team of scientists, recently returned to the War Room, stared at the screen relaying readings from the impacted area...
"Not a blip..." spoke the lead scientist after a few seconds.
Delaria smiled.
"Not a blip, eh?" Thought the General. "We shall see about that when more missiles are authorised! The old hag needs to learn some respect."
Peng-Pau
18-10-2003, 11:37
Answer me, lady. Did the missile get through?
Somewhere on the eastern borders of Peng-Pau...
The missile flew towards the forcefield...
It impacted with the field...
The War Room, Peng-Pau Parliamentary Headquarters, Dεiαiy, Peng-Pau...
The team of scientists, recently returned to the War Room, stared at the screen relaying readings from the impacted area...
"Not a blip..." spoke the lead scientist after a few seconds.
Delaria smiled.
"Not a blip, eh?" Thought the General. "We shall see about that when more missiles are authorised! The old hag needs to learn some respect."
OOC: I know this is rich - to expect a good RP from someone like you - but that was spoken behind closed doors, in the War Room. Anything that happens in there is OOC knowledge only.
Anyway, I'm getting tired of this, I don't know why I got involved in the first place; all we're doing is bumping a thread which should have been locked.
iLeave.
We, the ruling body of the Queendom of Unrelenting Faeggotry, have a proposal for those nations who are choosing to banish, execute, and rehabilitate homosexuals and bisexuals.
We, ourselves, have some rogue heterosexuals who we've been trying, unsuccessfully, to rehabilitate. Those damned buggers just won't give up claiming to be genuinely attracted to the opposite sex! What rubbish! Anyway, we would like to trade our unlawful breeders for your unlawful queers. What do you say? They'd be off your hands, right? You wouldn't have to see them performing their, er... well, I can only imagine you would see them as attrocious acts, as that's how we feel about hetero sex... Ugh, we get queasy just at the mere thought of it.
We won't even call them refugees! We'll call them... outsourcing! What do you say?
Love,
your friends at the Queendom of Unrelenting Faeggotry
Peng-Pau
21-11-2003, 19:37
Modalert.
Let old threads die.
Rehabilitation? Why? There is nothing wrong with homo/ biosexuality. On behalf of all my people, I proclaim social equality regardless of race, gender, status, religion, sexual orientation etc to be a fundamental and self-evident truth and condemn the unfair, inhumaine and disgusting treatment of homo/biosexual induviduals promoted by the Armed Republic of SINo and it's supporters.
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