Deacon Eskimo
26-01-2008, 05:13
Are you sick of overcrowded countries?
Tired of being a world leader and NOT having 30 acres of oceanfront property?
And I don't know about you but have you ever wished that you could just send all of your felons to an island with rabid timberwolves and not have your fellow states look down their nose at you?
Welcome to the Holy Land Utopia my friends. We have spent the last 12 years creating the ultimate location for fellow leaders like yourself. Membership is incredibly hard to get as we individually screen each leader and their country, but hey we don't want a bad seed screwing the whole joint up.
Join today and be a part of an active community that:
Ships away their felons
Gives 30 acres of oceanfront property to every world leader
Highly screens each potential member to ensure they are "Utopian Worthy"
Doesn't allow cats
WILL ONE DAY DOMINATE THE WORLD with A DEATH BALL THAT SHOOTS OUT A GIGANTIC FREAKING LASER.
Come to Holy Land Utopia
Founder Deacon Eskimo
Tired of being a world leader and NOT having 30 acres of oceanfront property?
And I don't know about you but have you ever wished that you could just send all of your felons to an island with rabid timberwolves and not have your fellow states look down their nose at you?
Welcome to the Holy Land Utopia my friends. We have spent the last 12 years creating the ultimate location for fellow leaders like yourself. Membership is incredibly hard to get as we individually screen each leader and their country, but hey we don't want a bad seed screwing the whole joint up.
Join today and be a part of an active community that:
Ships away their felons
Gives 30 acres of oceanfront property to every world leader
Highly screens each potential member to ensure they are "Utopian Worthy"
Doesn't allow cats
WILL ONE DAY DOMINATE THE WORLD with A DEATH BALL THAT SHOOTS OUT A GIGANTIC FREAKING LASER.
Come to Holy Land Utopia
Founder Deacon Eskimo