The Dregruk Empire
15-02-2007, 15:32
The eager fans were herded into Dregruk's premiere stadium (the only one remaining that hadn't been hit by a missile or napalmed in recent memory), payed extortionate prices of flat soda and lukewarm hot-dogs. Some even went over-the-top with the excitement and bought the novelty "I'm a Suspected War Criminal!" T-shirts.
Supporters flocked from all around the region, all desperate to get seats in the greatest sport in the region. As long as the seats weren't too close to the pitch. Bad things happened to the people who sat there.
The Lancre Cup had begun.
"Garey McFadden here, with the most anticipated Lancre Cup in recent memory! Hosted in our fair nation of Dregruk, we can be sure to expect some mind-boggling stunts over the next few weeks!
"Of course, our celebrations must be mixed with sorrow; this is the first Lancre Cup, in the entire history of the best sporting event this side of the megalith, that will not feature a team from our very own founder and friend Sirocco.
"As a sign of our continued respect for our absent neighbour, this Cup is dedicated to the departed Sirocco. We ask for a moment of silence."
Match Lineup:
Heat One
Rachels Insanity =V= SAF
Seiloa =V= Worcester XXVI
Umbullia =V= Macrauchenia
Murder and Destruction =V= Zax was here
Heat Two:
Troon =V= Bla alb
The Moon with the Sun =V= Tonca
Solubility =V= Xaviix
GNY Embassy =V= Anyland
Heat Three:
Nonpuppeted Puppets =V= A big part of Mexico
Zamboni Island =V= Voltana
Raging Penguins =V= Austria Prussia
Dregruk =V= Determined Cows
Supporters flocked from all around the region, all desperate to get seats in the greatest sport in the region. As long as the seats weren't too close to the pitch. Bad things happened to the people who sat there.
The Lancre Cup had begun.
"Garey McFadden here, with the most anticipated Lancre Cup in recent memory! Hosted in our fair nation of Dregruk, we can be sure to expect some mind-boggling stunts over the next few weeks!
"Of course, our celebrations must be mixed with sorrow; this is the first Lancre Cup, in the entire history of the best sporting event this side of the megalith, that will not feature a team from our very own founder and friend Sirocco.
"As a sign of our continued respect for our absent neighbour, this Cup is dedicated to the departed Sirocco. We ask for a moment of silence."
Match Lineup:
Heat One
Rachels Insanity =V= SAF
Seiloa =V= Worcester XXVI
Umbullia =V= Macrauchenia
Murder and Destruction =V= Zax was here
Heat Two:
Troon =V= Bla alb
The Moon with the Sun =V= Tonca
Solubility =V= Xaviix
GNY Embassy =V= Anyland
Heat Three:
Nonpuppeted Puppets =V= A big part of Mexico
Zamboni Island =V= Voltana
Raging Penguins =V= Austria Prussia
Dregruk =V= Determined Cows