NationStates Jolt Archive


What's Your National Animal?

Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-01-2007, 19:34
Goodness, NS has been dead enough the last couple days for a thread born of desperation. Plus the National Currency one was actually pretty cool.


So, what is your NS nation's national animal?


Amusing backstories welcome.



Poll coming up any minute now.
Nadkor
06-01-2007, 19:35
The horse.

Which is, by happy coincidence, the nation's favourite main course.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-01-2007, 19:37
The horse.

Which is, by happy coincidence, the nation's favourite main course.
Yeah, funny how that works. :p


Mine are the Mighty Migrating Mule in my main nation, the capybara in the other one.
IL Ruffino
06-01-2007, 19:43
Mine is the Fluffle.
The Metal Horde
06-01-2007, 19:44
Mine's the Dr. Tran.
IL Ruffino
06-01-2007, 19:45
Yeah, funny how that works. :p


Mine are the Mighty Migrating Mule in my main nation, the capybara in the other one.

You have a puppet?! :eek:
CthulhuFhtagn
06-01-2007, 19:45
The cow. Which is why I laughed when the Beef Council thing advocated adding cows to the menu in the issues.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-01-2007, 19:46
You have a puppet?! :eek:
;)
Drunk commies deleted
06-01-2007, 19:46
The Alcoholic.
Rhursbourg
06-01-2007, 19:47
The Owl for no odd reason part form it seem apporiate at the time
IL Ruffino
06-01-2007, 19:48
;)

I'll find it!
Pyotr
06-01-2007, 19:48
The Bloated Tick, which is also my nation's substitute for beer nuts.
Smunkeeville
06-01-2007, 19:53
pug

http://www.georgianindex.net/dogs/pug.gif
Sominium Effectus
06-01-2007, 19:53
Mine is the atlantean dolphin. Backstory: for English class, some of my friends and I had to design a utopia. We came up with something not totally unlike my current NationState, a democratic market-socialist society with liberal personal freedoms. But anyway, we had to come up with a "theme" to make our utopia more interesting, so we called it Atlantis. One of the members of our team was apparently obsessed with dolphins and kept trying to get us to sign this internet petition to save the dolphins, so we made its inhabitants dolphins. I carried this over to my NationState.

In retrospect, I should have called it the "Colorado Dolphin" in honor of the Colorado state law forbidding the hunting of dolphins from a moving car, but too late.
Sel Appa
06-01-2007, 20:08
Oh crap... I thought you meant NSG Animal...so I put Ruffy...
Anti-Social Darwinism
06-01-2007, 20:11
Mine is the komodo dragon. I had a puppet state that had as it's animal the high school student, but someone pointed out that purported human beings could not be used. Since it was a joke directly relating to the name of the state, I just let the state die.
Oeck
06-01-2007, 20:16
I'll find it!

Heh. *secretly offer Ruffy an info-for-chocolate deal*

SoWiBi's one the turtle; I remember that much, but for the seven others.. quite frankly I don't.

ETA: Go figure, one's the "uberelk of serendipity", then there's the "igöl", one features a "flop" (WTF?) and the rest.. umm. I plead the fifth.
Clabbons
06-01-2007, 20:17
I don't know who this was, so I can't report them, but I know from another forum that someone's was the homosexual, and then they got the issue about adding the national animal to the menu. It's quite funny to read if nobody takes offense.
New Xero Seven
06-01-2007, 20:20
Fire antz!!!!1111 :eek:
School Daze
06-01-2007, 20:58
Mine is the "school mascot" so I checked other. It is because my nation is supposed to be run as if it was a random public school so it's animal has to be a random school mascot. My runner up was "the eagle" because so (too) many schools have that as their mascot.
Desperate Measures
06-01-2007, 20:59
Wild cow. But my nation got the deady.
Rasselas
06-01-2007, 21:03
The Care Bear :)
Kenrix
06-01-2007, 21:06
I have the shinigami as my nations animal. Because I love them so much!
Nationalian
06-01-2007, 21:27
Mine is "the chicken with the flu" which is also on my nations flag.
Germanalasia
06-01-2007, 21:38
The Highland Cow... You know, the big orange fluffy one with a face as if to say "I put the washing machine on the wrong number, I know!"...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:HighlandCow.01.jpg

Of course, putting them into sausages is highly unethical, and "kind of gross", I thought, in regards to issue #9, Highland Cows on the Dinner Table indeed...
Ariddia
06-01-2007, 22:05
The platypuss, of course.

I wasn't feeling very original.
The Great Monty Python
06-01-2007, 22:21
The dead parrot, for very obvious reasons. There have even been debates in one nation saying if it is resting or dead!
Arj barker
06-01-2007, 22:36
They asked me for an animal so i said me. So now the nations animal is the me and it frolics freely in the nations many lush forests.





From the order of the holy snipers :sniper:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
06-01-2007, 23:33
Oh my... so this is Gameplay, eh?


*slinks off back to General before anybody notices the trespassing*
Orlzenheimerness
06-01-2007, 23:41
Mine is "The Clothes Pegs of Doom".

No Questions asked, No Answers needed.
:) :) :) :) :)
Gravlen
07-01-2007, 01:03
Why was this moved to Gameplay? :confused:
Cookesland
07-01-2007, 01:35
The Blue Owl:p

http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Blue_Owl
Public Enemastan
07-01-2007, 02:47
Public Enemastan's national animal is the living basehead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests..:D
Boonytopia
07-01-2007, 04:35
The moustachioed cricketer.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~paulxjones/tobeer/boonshot2.jpg
Bazalonia
07-01-2007, 07:16
Bazalope... I wanted an animal that just screamed out... Cute and Edible....

Bazalonia - aloni + (antalope - ant) = Bazalope
So.. anyone want a Bazalope Burger?
Congo--Kinshasa
07-01-2007, 08:10
Mine is the leopard.
Zohand
07-01-2007, 10:11
The beaver, which is also my currency.
A beaver is the rough equivalent of $100 USD, thus, a quarter - beaver would be $25 USD, a tenth - beaver is $10. Nothing costs under $5 in my nation :headbang:
I'm Canadian, I figured we had too many beavers. I took some. And they say my animal is dissapearing from deforistation...
It's funny when people try to bribe me by slipping a few beavers onto my table though
Brutland and Norden
07-01-2007, 18:05
The Brute cow.

We like its nutritious milk and make it into the national food, the purple Brute cheese. We like the taste and texture of its meat. We like the Brute cow.

Also:
We have a national microorganism which we use to produce the cheese. Yumyum!
Maraque
07-01-2007, 19:15
Mine is the White Buffalo...

... a buffalo in a tropical climate? No wai!
United Guppies
07-01-2007, 22:27
My national animal?

*shudders*

Do you really want to know? (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Grue)

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a5/Domokunyellownbackground.jpg/150px-Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
Sendersdale
07-01-2007, 22:36
Komodo Dragon...
Skgorria
08-01-2007, 00:22
The dinosaur!

Let's face it, dinosaurs pwn all other animals, they rock.

And the idea of my medieval Skgorrians fighting off invasions by using heavy dinosaur cavalry is just far too cool :p
The Raggedy Edge
08-01-2007, 00:53
The wumpus!

Hunting this elusive creature is one of the traditional sports in my country. :)
Cluichstan
08-01-2007, 15:37
Mine is the steamed crab. It's tasty! I did it while reminiscing about my days in Baltimore.

And what's up with the Ruffy option in the poll? That's my thing! :p
I V Stalin
08-01-2007, 16:17
The wumpus!

Hunting this elusive creature is one of the traditional sports in my country. :)
Can't you just leave it alone and let it listen to some Mozart?

I hope you were referencing Humbug there.

Oh, yeah, and mine is the llama. I don't remember why.
United kingdom2
09-01-2007, 02:54
my country's national animal is the United Buffalo.
The Most Glorious Hack
09-01-2007, 07:15
The Voormis. I feel no need to explain further.
The Raggedy Edge
09-01-2007, 07:30
Can't you just leave it alone and let it listen to some Mozart?

I hope you were referencing Humbug there.

Oh, yeah, and mine is the llama. I don't remember why.

I most certainly could leave it alone (and often do), but, believe it or not, the wumpus prefers Chopin to Mozart and, when not listening to either, actually likes to be hunted. It makes it feel wanted. :p

P.S. Have you ever hunted the wumpus?
Wagdog
09-01-2007, 14:58
Mine is the Chimera, as in the Fullmetal Alchemist sort. On the original island for Tailville DR's fouding, long before Wagdog first went into the abyss, the first settlers of Wagdog (leftist US university students determined to build a new sort of socialist state than had been seen before) stumbled upon the apparent work of a Dr. Moreau-like mad scientist. More, one who'd even mastered basic Alchemy it turned out :rolleyes:, basic enough to turn humans and animals in his grasp into horribly mutated fusions that is.
After mercy-killing those Chimera that couldn't survive their mutations, the Wagdoggie founders decided to take responsibility for the life on their island and began to breed the Chimera into several distinct species, such as griffins and sphinxes most notably.:cool:
Kormanthor
09-01-2007, 15:09
Gold Dragon
Cluichstan
09-01-2007, 15:10
The Voormis. I feel no need to explain further.

Shouldn't your nation's name be Hyperborea then? ;)
Matianus
09-01-2007, 18:36
Sea Hippopotamuses all the way. Reasoning? Manatee just sounds too...fat.
Perkele Islands
09-01-2007, 19:06
wolf
The Most Glorious Hack
10-01-2007, 06:13
Shouldn't your nation's name be Hyperborea then? ;)The nation is named The Most Glorious Hack... the island that the nation resides on is called Mhu Thulan, as it should be. :p
Itinerate Tree Dweller
10-01-2007, 06:57
I recently changed my national animal, it used to be the 'Benevolent Evil Monkey'. The new animal is the Ateles belzebuth, known in english as the White-fronted Spider Monkey.
Imperial isa
10-01-2007, 07:01
The Wolf but our one's are the size of Tiger's
Soleichunn
10-01-2007, 09:02
The Colossal Squid....... that has been modified to live on land.......
The Rafe System
10-01-2007, 10:22
Saluton,
Hello,

We in the Rafe system have two offical national animals; the Wolf, and the Raven.

We are a neoPagan/Tribal/Druidic people. The Wolf and Raven have a benefitical relationship that has been recorded many times in the wild.

That the two species can set aside their differences, and have become stronger from it is the reason for these Totemic to be represented at the offical level.

The first, First Lord Rafe,
La unua, Unuan Lordon Rafe
Cluichstan
10-01-2007, 14:49
The nation is named The Most Glorious Hack... the island that the nation resides on is called Mhu Thulan, as it should be. :p

I thought Mhu Thulan was a peninsula on the continent of Hyperborea. :confused:

Could be wrong, though, of course. It's been years.
The Most Glorious Hack
10-01-2007, 15:26
I thought Mhu Thulan was a peninsula on the continent of Hyperborea. :confused:

Could be wrong, though, of course. It's been years.Fear my insufferable geekdom (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Mhu.jpg)! Original map ganked from The Book of Eibon by Chaosium Publications

Hyperborea, I believe is the civilization that lived on Mhu Thulan. Of course, it's not like Lovecraft concerned himself with consistency...
Cluichstan
10-01-2007, 15:48
Fear my insufferable geekdom (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Tindalos/Mhu.jpg)! Original map ganked from The Book of Eibon by Chaosium Publications

Hyperborea, I believe is the civilization that lived on Mhu Thulan. Of course, it's not like Lovecraft concerned himself with consistency...

Looks like I stand corrected. However, as you said, HPL wasn't the most consistent writer, so perhaps I'm recalling one of his lapses.

And you may have me on HPL geekdom, but don't even think about butting heads on Star Wars stuff. You may have won this one, Mr. Hack... :p
Narwah
11-01-2007, 11:44
Mine's the Raven :D No real backstory to the choice other than the Raven being associated with death/watching over the dead and that's something important to the people of Narwah.

Oddly enough, I later found out that my surname is derived from the old Irish word for raven - coincidence or what!
Traceursy
11-01-2007, 15:23
My national animal is A Series of Tubes. Any 4chan-ers or YTMND-ers will understand.
Leninia-Trotskya
11-01-2007, 16:26
Mine is the wolf, because I have a socialist state and it's the only animal I could think of that travels in a pack. There is no other reason, and in fact the climate of my nation suggests that wolves would be very uncomfortable there (it's an island ex-Spanish colony, so it's probably in the Carribbean)
Frozen Heaven
12-01-2007, 08:03
My national animal is the Ice Mammoth. Well for obvious reasons, my nation is the Frozen Heaven and thats where all the Mammoths go when they die:) . Also Frozen Heaven is the only place where Ice Mammoths are found.
Terran Tribes
12-01-2007, 10:45
The Chimera. Seeing how I founded my nation to be a mix of many nationalities it seemed to fit.
The Elder Islands
12-01-2007, 22:32
I'm a dog person. ;)
Kristaltopia
13-01-2007, 02:15
The frog... because I like frogs. So I put a picture of a "warrior frog" on the flag. I'm proud of myself. lol

Oh, and it fits with the fact that my nation is in a tropical area with undisturbed rainforests, so there are plenty of tree frogs. :D

Please be nice to me. I just started this game today.
Almighty America
13-01-2007, 02:27
The eagle, or more specifically, the bald eagle, also known as the Haliaeetus leucocephalus, also known as the American Eagle.
Cameroi
13-01-2007, 16:20
the cameroin lion bear is small, cute and innocuous looking. like skunks whome they resemble only in their small size, they have a 'hidden' defense/offense. they are exteremely powerful psionicly. hence their name. they tap into their prey/attacker/perceived threat's own immagry. and generaly succeed in frightning away any would be preditor, even and especialy hoomans. who sometimes prize them for allies/comensals/'pets'.

their teeth arn't that long. their claws arn't that sharp. the're not even all that physicly active. but they can ALWAYS mess with your mind.

i mean REALLY mess with your mind. to the point of perminent mental damage.
there was a story once, in analog, sometime back in the 70s, called "zozzle said the zozzle mind, zozzle, zozzle"

if you ever get the chance to read it, or have already done so, it's the general idea what our cameroin lion bears are all about.

invading armies have been defeated by these creatures alone. needless to say, most cameroin citizens have a certain rapore with them.

they are so honored and revered they'd be a protected species, well in a sense they are, but they do quite a sufficient job of protecting themselves, even from habitat loss, which cameroi have learned to live with carefully avoiding doing.

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