NationStates Jolt Archive

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your ears......!

Too long have you been confined by the confining confines of optimistic optimism. THIS CAN CONTINUE NO LONGER!

It is time, children, to rise up against the scum that is over optimism....To fight against the perils of being.....dare we say it.....chirpy!

WHY must we be forced to get up on the RIGHT side of the bed in the morning?
WHY must we be forced to enjoy the half full glass when CLEARLY we prefer the half empty one!
WHY must we be forced to smile and say 'Good Thankyou' in reply to every question?
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY??????????????????????????????

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Well...er....OPTIMISTS SUCK. OK!?

So, come join the region of Pessimists Annonymous....It's not really that annonymous...but...in our region, pessimists can roam free in the lush forests of pessimism and redundancy...without a care in the world, except for the fact that it may end tommorrow...

COME TO THE DARK SIDE!

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AMEN.