Douchebagerya
25-06-2006, 19:35
Dear fellow humans,
I would like to extend to you a cordial invitation to join our brothers in the Order of the Free Design. Our region is the region of the future and a land of opportunities. We are a close group of benevolent nations, supporting each other, and looking to expand the beneficial influence of the moog over earth. If you would like additional information on the Order of the Free Design, please feel free to contact myself, David Hasselhoff, Self-elected President of Douchebagerya, or the leaders of the Republic of Vonal Declosion and the Free Land of Cyberstates.
Join us today, and receive a special bonus prize of 12 000 kibbles, a mini-moog, a life size bronze statue of David Hasseloff, a pat on the back, and the satisfaction of knowing you did the right thing.
Looking forward to hearing from you,
David Hasselhoff
Self-elected President of Douchebagerya
PS: we are looking for 4th world countries willing to hold on to our nuclear wastes, generated by our major and only industry, the high scale production of bronze, life sized david hasselhoff statues.
PPS: incidently, we are looking to dispose of a large stock of life sized, bronze david hasselhoff statues. Nations interested should contact us asap for preferential rates. Thank you.
I would like to extend to you a cordial invitation to join our brothers in the Order of the Free Design. Our region is the region of the future and a land of opportunities. We are a close group of benevolent nations, supporting each other, and looking to expand the beneficial influence of the moog over earth. If you would like additional information on the Order of the Free Design, please feel free to contact myself, David Hasselhoff, Self-elected President of Douchebagerya, or the leaders of the Republic of Vonal Declosion and the Free Land of Cyberstates.
Join us today, and receive a special bonus prize of 12 000 kibbles, a mini-moog, a life size bronze statue of David Hasseloff, a pat on the back, and the satisfaction of knowing you did the right thing.
Looking forward to hearing from you,
David Hasselhoff
Self-elected President of Douchebagerya
PS: we are looking for 4th world countries willing to hold on to our nuclear wastes, generated by our major and only industry, the high scale production of bronze, life sized david hasselhoff statues.
PPS: incidently, we are looking to dispose of a large stock of life sized, bronze david hasselhoff statues. Nations interested should contact us asap for preferential rates. Thank you.