Thedc
05-04-2006, 12:25
ahhh! we gonna die!:eek:
Thedc's mankinds: Going The Way Of The Dodo?
The Issue
The mankind is on the brink of extinction, largely due to people hunting them down for tasty mankind-kahbobs and mankindburgers, and as ecological disaster looms, various factions are all calling for what they feel should be done about the mankind.
The Debate
"This is an outrage!" shouts Max Rifkin, outspoken member of the Thedc Wilderness Protection Movement. "The government has to put a stop to the out of control hunting of our beloved mankinds. Do you want our children and grandchildren to miss witnessing the spectacle of wild mankinds prancing freely in our forests?"
[Accept]
"Who cares what happens to some dumb wild pest?", scoffs Beth Li, employee of Thedc National Lumber, "If they're endangered it's 'cause they were too weak to adapt. They probably deserve to be killed off. With them out of the way, we could clear-cut the forests mankinds like to hide in, which would really boost the economy through the timber industry!"
[Accept]
"Nature is hardly a black and white issue," Violet Clinton, a respected scholar, notes. "We should start a breeding program to help these creatures recover their numbers. We can display them in captivity, and gradually release them into the wild. Couple it with limiting, but not abolishing mankind hunting, and everyone benefits. Of course, mankinds raised in captivity don't generally survive in the wild, but I'm sure we can find a way!"
[Accept]
Thedc's mankinds: Going The Way Of The Dodo?
The Issue
The mankind is on the brink of extinction, largely due to people hunting them down for tasty mankind-kahbobs and mankindburgers, and as ecological disaster looms, various factions are all calling for what they feel should be done about the mankind.
The Debate
"This is an outrage!" shouts Max Rifkin, outspoken member of the Thedc Wilderness Protection Movement. "The government has to put a stop to the out of control hunting of our beloved mankinds. Do you want our children and grandchildren to miss witnessing the spectacle of wild mankinds prancing freely in our forests?"
[Accept]
"Who cares what happens to some dumb wild pest?", scoffs Beth Li, employee of Thedc National Lumber, "If they're endangered it's 'cause they were too weak to adapt. They probably deserve to be killed off. With them out of the way, we could clear-cut the forests mankinds like to hide in, which would really boost the economy through the timber industry!"
[Accept]
"Nature is hardly a black and white issue," Violet Clinton, a respected scholar, notes. "We should start a breeding program to help these creatures recover their numbers. We can display them in captivity, and gradually release them into the wild. Couple it with limiting, but not abolishing mankind hunting, and everyone benefits. Of course, mankinds raised in captivity don't generally survive in the wild, but I'm sure we can find a way!"
[Accept]