NationStates Jolt Archive


Whats ur national sport

Swilatia
27-03-2006, 23:41
just tell me what your national sport is, please.

It can be a made-up one, as long as you describe it.
Pythogria
28-03-2006, 00:36
Pythogria's national sport is Deathball. It's basically laser tag with military equipment and vehicles. It's also how our soldiers practice!
Swilatia
28-03-2006, 01:03
Pythogria's national sport is Deathball. It's basically laser tag with military equipment and vehicles. It's also how our soldiers practice!
What do you mean??
Amaga Forest
28-03-2006, 01:49
What do you mean??Soldiers kill each other for training.

Our national sport is like soccer, but you can use your hands, hold the ball, and climb the trees that are scattered across the field. The goal is a net hanging from branches like a hamoc roughly thirty feet up.
Swilatia
28-03-2006, 02:12
Soldiers kill each other for training.

Our national sport is like soccer, but you can use your hands, hold the ball, and climb the trees that are scattered across the field. The goal is a net hanging from branches like a hamoc roughly thirty feet up.
Name?? Also can you give this in metric unites?
West Corinthia
28-03-2006, 02:28
Our national sport is laser tag, but not how you would think of it. We modify actual weapons to fire lasers into sensors covering the players' bodies. Therefore we play it with infantry, tanks, helicopters, patrol craft, etc. The rules are few in number and basically are:
1. No killing other players
2. No accidentally killing other players
3. No sending players into a coma or vegetative state, this includes accidents

Physical contact is allowed, but frowned upon.

There is also a version that uses prisoners but let's not get into that...
Romanar
28-03-2006, 07:36
Fencing is common in Romanar. Fencing scars are considered a badge of honor.
Bob McFlurry
28-03-2006, 11:22
My national sport is rugby. My soldiers tend to get fit and practice unarmed combat through rugby.
Swilatia
28-03-2006, 13:00
My national sport is Pakasa. Pakasa is a team sport in which the object is to knock over all your opposing teams 12 targets. This is done with a ball, that can be hit by any part of the body, but cannot be grabbed by anybody besides the guardians (The players who protect the targets). If the game, which is 100 minutes long, ends before any team has knocked down 12 targets, the team that has knocked down more wins. In the event of a draw, the team that has knocked down the their last target in the match first is the winner.

The sport goes back to ancient times, when it was used to settle the smaller disputes beetween the many nomadic tribes that existed in the area which is now Swilatia.
Donair
28-03-2006, 13:10
Donairs national sport is like Hockey, except that when people fight, noone stops them. a Fight stops when a player is on the Ice. Out Cold. Maybe Dead.
Swilatia
28-03-2006, 13:16
Donairs national sport is like Hockey, except that when people fight, noone stops them. a Fight stops when a player is on the Ice. Out Cold. Maybe Dead.
whats the name?
Khenas
28-03-2006, 13:19
The national sports of khenas are Swimming and Leiang.

Leiang is a sport that is like volleyball, but tou cannot use your hands.
Tea Cup
28-03-2006, 16:52
My national sport is Pakasa. Pakasa is a team sport in which the object is to knock over all your opposing teams 12 targets. This is done with a ball, that can be hit by any part of the body, but cannot be grabbed by anybody besides the guardians (The players who protect the targets). If the game, which is 100 minutes long, ends before any team has knocked down 12 targets, the team that has knocked down more wins. In the event of a draw, the team that has knocked down the their last target in the match first is the winner.

The sport goes back to ancient times, when it was used to settle the smaller disputes beetween the many nomadic tribes that existed in the area which is now Swilatia.


wow, someon's got to call "NERD" on this one.
Tea Cup
28-03-2006, 16:55
In "Tea Cup" the national sport is an involved, online government simulation. check it out, i'm guessing you'd like it.

the national sport is played by spamming message boards and bashing punk rock, because its dead.

believe it.
Emperor Matthuis
28-03-2006, 17:12
Soccer, tennis or croquet. All good British sports that people in my Empire play.
Egg and chips
28-03-2006, 17:17
NAtional sport is nuke football.

Replace the football with a nuke, then at a random point in the season, detonate one match's football. Then make attending football matches comulsory :D

and I'm talking football here, not pseudo-rugby.
Kirisubo
28-03-2006, 17:18
Kirisubo's 3 main sports are baseball, soccer and rugby union.

we also practice traditional activities such as kendo, sumo wrestling and other martials arts.
Great Eastern Plains
28-03-2006, 17:27
Great Eastern Plains dosn't have a national sport - we are trying to be so little nationalistic as possible. A great deal of the population does, however, enjoy playing chess, and this "sport" is very popular on the biggest TV-channels.
Farstra
28-03-2006, 17:31
Predominantly football (soccer), Rugby League & Blitzball.

Blitzball is off the FF series.

It is in a huge, glass sphere, filled with water.
Teams are made up of 5 people.
They use light mouth breathing equipment, that last 15 minutes. (Length of each quarter)
When moving, players MUST be holding the ball is their hands (The ball is heavier than a "soccer" ball, but not as heavy as a bowling ball, if you left it in the water unattended, it would stay in one place.)
To pass, the player drops the ball and kicks it. Same for shooting.
You can get the ball off a player in any way possible, short of hitting them.
Herbie2007
28-03-2006, 17:31
Yo my national sport is extreme eclipse ball: Kinda like volleyball except with rackets
Emperor Matthuis
28-03-2006, 18:15
Yo my national sport is extreme eclipse ball: Kinda like volleyball except with rackets

That reminds me of badminton personally.
Kontrosena
28-03-2006, 20:22
My National Sport, is Blitzball. Blitzball is a dome filled with water wher players play in. The game is muhc like football except that you must be able to hold your breath the entire time. Several thousand peopel come to watch these events.

Blitzball was originally introduced by the mother nation of Tyrantis...and we brought it with us to our new nation. :D
Cluichstan
28-03-2006, 20:30
The people of Cluichstan enjoy a number of national sports, tops among them being football (or soccer), baseball, rugby, fencing, and buzkashi.
Maraque
28-03-2006, 21:05
Our national sport is tennis. :)
Swilatia
28-03-2006, 21:31
wow, someon's got to call "NERD" on this one.
Yea right. Are you just saying that because of how I dismissed ur ad as n00bishness?? And who's someon?
Swilatia
28-03-2006, 21:49
In "Tea Cup" the national sport is an involved, online government simulation. check it out, i'm guessing you'd like it.

the national sport is played by spamming message boards and bashing punk rock, because its dead.

believe it.
bashing punk rock is not a sport.
Biosphere Belisle
28-03-2006, 23:04
Ours is parkour. LOW GRAVITY parkour. Orbiting around the moon can be alot of fun when you have some imagination.
Swilatia
28-03-2006, 23:25
That reminds me of badminton personally.
that is badminton.
4x4 Island
28-03-2006, 23:37
4X4 ISLANDs' national sport is tractor hopping. Groups build a vehicle from a basic tractor, making adjustments to the suspension, tyres and engines, then set off on a course to see who can jump over the most pedestrians without clipping any. There is a trophy awarded for the longest distance, along with rewards for best design, fuel economy, modifications and also most deaths along the way.:headbang:
Pebbletopia
28-03-2006, 23:39
Pebbletopia's national sports are Yoga and Pebbling.

Pebbling invloves rolling around (preferably down a hill), whilst in the embrace of another Pebble.

You must hum lovely tunes together and have a kiss at the end.
New-Lexington
28-03-2006, 23:53
Basketball
Exomnia
28-03-2006, 23:58
Exomnia's national sport is chess and mathletes. THEY ARE TOO SPORTS.
Swilatia
29-03-2006, 00:00
Exomnia's national sport is chess and mathletes. THEY ARE TOO SPORTS.
Wrong spelling of two. also, they are not sports.
Pythogria
29-03-2006, 00:52
Soldiers kill each other for training.

Our national sport is like soccer, but you can use your hands, hold the ball, and climb the trees that are scattered across the field. The goal is a net hanging from branches like a hamoc roughly thirty feet up.

Actually, no, it's not like that. It's like paintball with lasers.
Tea Cup
29-03-2006, 19:42
Wrong spelling of two. also, they are not sports.


way to correct people without knowing what you're talking about.

too meens also, silly goose.

also, chess beats you made up nonsense any day of the week... next question... what are the days of the week called in your country?

TGI Swilatiaday!
Rensen
29-03-2006, 21:16
My nations sport is hockey :P
Cluichstan
29-03-2006, 21:34
way to correct people without knowing what you're talking about.

too meens also, silly goose.

also, chess beats you made up nonsense any day of the week... next question... what are the days of the week called in your country?

TGI Swilatiaday!

Please don't continue this flame crap in this thread... :rolleyes:
Swilatia
29-03-2006, 21:50
Please don't continue this flame crap in this thread... :rolleyes:
I think Tea Cup is an internet trollbot because of thise.
Denimjonia
30-03-2006, 03:28
Denimjonia's national sport is making love. :D Believe it or not, I've heard a rumor that there actually is a country out there with making love as their national sport. I'll see if I can find the name of it.
Pyronne
30-03-2006, 03:44
The National sport of Pyronne is "STU PIDROK TH ROW". The name comes from ancient warriors who would pushed rocks at each other. No one in Pyronne know why but it is tradition. No one questions tradition in Pyronne. Basicly your team consists of 5 men, women aren't allowed to compete, The Guys push the rock down a hill and then try to destroy it as quick as possible. The team with the fastest time wins.(there are no rules except you can't use anything but the junk laying on the hill.) But this is expensive and we are running out of big rocks so we usually play good old American Football(the best sport ever in rl).
Cross-Eyed Penguins
30-03-2006, 10:27
Zero gravity golf. First hole is a par 57:p .
Slutraskya
30-03-2006, 10:47
In Slutraskya, the national sport is Punani Ping Pong. It is a cross between Ping pong and a Bachelor Party stunt. ;)
Gelfland
30-03-2006, 11:15
Cabbit racing, although Mech jenga is also popular (mech jenga is a lot like normal jenga, exept each block is roughly the size of a semi trailer, and weighs several tons.)
Photomultipliers
30-03-2006, 11:26
Photomultipliers' national sport is mini golf.
It's a sport that allows fine and relaxed discussions between the players.
Cameroi
30-03-2006, 11:28
snuggling and cuddling and scritchies, though it is open to all and not looked upon nor considered a compitition. in fact we see compitition as something out of ancient history to brainwash slaves into immagining they were free.

so i guess you could say we don't really have a 'national sport' in the usual sense. there are people who build little robots that they enter into a kind of multiteam free for all, which involves moving objects arround but not actualy injuring each other.

kind of like what humans did in the 20th century, only more like say if you had a basket ball game with five teams on the court at the same time, the court or field was equafacited and so sort of almost round only not five sided but more like nine, with the 'goal' or 'basket' in the middle. only the 'ball' isn't a ball as such, but any stray objects left lying arround. which each team must first claim, then mark indicating they have done so. at the end of the geme, all of the objects are taken out and counted, and whichever team the most objects are still clearly having been marked by that team wins.

it is the most popular closest thing to a sport we have, though it is estimated that less then 20% of use are even interested in that, other then in the fascinating designs for their robots the different teams keep comming up with.

no one ever yet has bothered to invent a name for it either
90% or so of us, on the other hand, love snuggles and scritchies.

=^^=
.../\...
The Helghan Empire
30-03-2006, 12:47
The national sports of Helghan are martial arts and paintball.
Swilatia
30-03-2006, 12:59
The national sports of Helghan are martial arts and paintball.
what martial arts. theres just 2 many of thems.
Ianlands
30-03-2006, 13:14
The United states of Ianlands sport is Rugby yeeeh:p
United Island Empires
30-03-2006, 17:41
The national sport of the United Island Empires is Football and Wallball
Rhursbourg
30-03-2006, 19:35
National Sports of Rhursbourg are eXtreme Croquet, Cumberland & Westmorland Wrestling and Rugby Union
Swilatia
30-03-2006, 21:35
The national sport of the United Island Empires is Football and Wallball
What is Wallball?
Swilatia
31-03-2006, 12:56
Is that all the sports there is in NS?
St Edmund
31-03-2006, 14:51
St Edmund's national sports are 'fieldball' (whose closest RL equivalent would be Rugby), cricket, and sailing.
Cluichstan
31-03-2006, 20:13
In Slutraskya, the national sport is Punani Ping Pong. It is a cross between Ping pong and a Bachelor Party stunt. ;)

That's just vile. :eek:
Monkey Fights
31-03-2006, 20:56
The national sport of The Republic of Monkey Fights is quite obviously monkey fighting, followed by paintballing
Tea Cup
31-03-2006, 22:46
my citizens enjoy drinking tea and looking down upon... well... all of you.
Swilatia
31-03-2006, 23:17
my citizens enjoy drinking tea and looking down upon... well... all of you.
Stop Spamming!!! You already posted your national sport.
Wolfpax
01-04-2006, 00:17
Archery. Not the most physical of sports but it requires concentration and dedication to master.
Slasho573
01-04-2006, 04:54
Pythogria's national sport is Deathball. It's basically laser tag with military equipment and vehicles. It's also how our soldiers practice!
i no u pythogria its kris from school.
Not Quite Dead Peoples
01-04-2006, 08:02
(In case you aren't nerdy enough to pick this up, Dopolavoro was state-sponsored entertainment in Mussolini's Facist Italy)

The national sports of NQDP are Painball and Gravball.

Painball is a real game that I've played with some of my friends. It's like basketball, except with no ref, no team size limits, no rules about having to dribble, and no rules barring contact. Games are full-tackle and usually have some major fights. Each team also supplies its own team of doctors.

Gravball is like soccer, but played in a low-grav environment. This means that players hit the ball high in the air to keep it away from opponents, and then do some increadible acrobatics to intercept it. Some contact is allowed. Players may also touch the ball with their hands, but may not hold the ball. Scoring is, well, complicated. Teams can gain and lose points, as well a multiple and partial points, and may be temporarily banned from winning any points at all.
Eugenameliorate
01-04-2006, 08:27
The most popular game in Eugenameliorate is Chess but Go and Poker are catching up. The only physical sport is a yearly national martial arts tournament in which the grace and beauty of a style can almost get you as many points from the judges as landing a solid strike. Since performance enhancing drugs and genetic treatments are allowed the matches can get very intense and occasionally end with the death of one of the combatants.:headbang:
Farstra
01-04-2006, 10:52
The National sport of Pyronne is "STU PIDROK TH ROW". The name comes from ancient warriors who would pushed rocks at each other. No one in Pyronne know why but it is tradition. No one questions tradition in Pyronne. Basicly your team consists of 5 men, women aren't allowed to compete, The Guys push the rock down a hill and then try to destroy it as quick as possible. The team with the fastest time wins.(there are no rules except you can't use anything but the junk laying on the hill.) But this is expensive and we are running out of big rocks so we usually play good old American Football(the best sport ever in rl).


American Football is Rugby League junior.
San Haven
02-04-2006, 01:15
We do not have one 'national sport'. Instead we have three national sports that gain much media attention. We have Golf, Sailing & Soccer! Other sports played on a national level such as Base-Ball, Rugby & the 'other ones' do not have as much attention & are not as favoured.

Golf:- Over 15 Million people play every weekend. But over 80 Million play at least twice a year. There are several channels that are dedicated to the pro-tours 24/7. In reality 2 in 6 play frequently!

Sailing: More than 76% live within 25 Miles of the coasts or Lakes of San Haven. Millions take it up, sailing around on summer nights into the horizon & take-in the views. Considering its popularity, competion has sparked up with major races happening all the time with big dollars to be made. 2 in 5 sail at least once a year!

Soccer: Once there was a pro-team or two that played, not making it into the media's eyes, a few kids would play on the spare-block & much of the community frowned upon it. Now, over two million kids play at competion level (Age 5-19) while thousands now play at state or national levels. It also, like golf has dedicated channels & media coverage. 3 in 6 people kick a ball around at least twice a year!
Drexel Hillsville
02-04-2006, 06:12
Indoor Soccer!!!!
Cluichstan
02-04-2006, 17:37
Indoor Soccer!!!!

Silly perversion of the greatest sport ever.