NationStates Jolt Archive


Behold, A New Region Arises

Trixxie
25-03-2006, 04:18
Informal Letter from the Princess Trixxie III, translated from a poorly-made sign designed of uncooked pasta and hot glue, posted at the entrance of her palace city:

My darlings,

We have decided to advertise our new little region. It is a seedling compared to some, barely a few months old. Right, here's what I have to say.

Leave Us Alone Dammit is a region for those nations and its peoples who are sick and tired of political bs and just want to have their own region to be and do as they please. Anti-war, anti-politics, anti-capitalism!!! We take care of our countries and our people and WE know what's best for them! Meddlers & politicians must stay out, as well as immigrants and people looking for a hand-out! Balmy seas, sandy white beaches, martinis and maryjane!
oh, and Strawberry Pancakes!!!!!!!!

Come if you must. We'll do fine without you, but our parties are dreadfully lame and in need of some worldly spice.

Ever yours,

Princess Trixxie III, Feigning to be Leader of The Most Serene Republic of Trixxie
Holy Paradise
25-03-2006, 04:22
Informal Letter from the Princess Trixxie III, translated from a poorly-made sign designed of uncooked pasta and hot glue, posted at the entrance of her palace city:

My darlings,

We have decided to advertise our new little region. It is a seedling compared to some, barely a few months old. Right, here's what I have to say.

Leave Us Alone Dammit is a region for those nations and its peoples who are sick and tired of political bs and just want to have their own region to be and do as they please. Anti-war, anti-politics, anti-capitalism!!! We take care of our countries and our people and WE know what's best for them! Meddlers & politicians must stay out, as well as immigrants and people looking for a hand-out! Balmy seas, sandy white beaches, martinis and maryjane!
oh, and Strawberry Pancakes!!!!!!!!

Come if you must. We'll do fine without you, but our parties are dreadfully lame and in need of some worldly spice.

Ever yours,

Princess Trixxie III, Feigning to be Leader of The Most Serene Republic of Trixxie
OOC: I like the macaroni and glue thing, very creative.
Official Statement of President John Holtz of Holy Paradise:
"I would like to personally congratulate you on the founding of your new region. Even though we may disagree on some policy, (We're capitalist and conservative) you have taught your people well to hate politics. It is a bitch indeed. We wish you luck in your venture.
Trixxie
27-03-2006, 23:09
Dear Sir President Sir,
Thank you very kindly.

Princess Trixxie III
Roman Greece
27-03-2006, 23:12
Roman Greece also would like to congratulate you on your new region. Things like politics and that can sure be a hassle to some.

Congratulations again,
Roman Greece
Trixxie
31-03-2006, 08:28
You are too kind. :)

Thank you.

A telegram awaits you.


Princess Trixxie III
Roman Greece
31-03-2006, 09:32
You are too kind. :)

Thank you.

A telegram awaits you.


Princess Trixxie III

We have replied to your telegram.

Welcome to the world.

Roman Greece
Tsaraine
31-03-2006, 11:05
Region ads, in the Gameplay forum go. Moved this thread, Darth Tsaraine has.
Tadjikistan
31-03-2006, 11:13
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Anti-war, anti-politics, anti-capitalism!!! We take care of our countries and our people and WE know what's best for them!

Official response from Minister of Foreign Affairs Nazirov
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Your advertisment is interesting indeed, but there is one thing that bothers me. Anti war, I can understand! Anti politics... well, although that'll be difficult to enforce, I believe it is possible. And then there is 'Anti capitalist'!! Though you refuse to do politics, you are already making political demands by rejecting capitalist nations.
If this is what you mean by:'we know whats best for them' then I think i'll advise my president to steer clear of your communist dictatorship AKA 'Leave Us Alone Dammit' region.

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Cluichstan
31-03-2006, 20:11
Pink makes my eyes bleed.
Swilatia
01-04-2006, 00:46
Pink makes my eyes bleed.
Me 2.