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Pythogria is the best because:

1. Multi-lingual, multi-faith, multi cultured.

2. A benevolent dictatorship.

3. No stupid drivers to woory about-- no roads! Bullet trains, conveyor belts, and footpaths all the way!

4. No drunks or drug addicts, and no second-hand smoke! That's all banned!

5. No fast "food".

6. Come on, living on the new moon colony's the best.

7. No Neo-Nazis! That's illegal!

8. Reasonable free speech! No rascism!

9. The environment is INCREDIBLE.Jungles, mountains, desert...

10. No false advertising, and limited commercials on TV.

It has a retarded name. :cool:

There's no government in the Solenscree region, and administration-only government in the Solenscree region. The Krantir region, on the other hand, is an 'anarcho-capitilist's paradise.

Because we kill you if you say otherwise.

Because they killed Kenny, you bastards.

We never said we are the best, but if you say we aren't we will nuke you into oblivion if you're Mt and destroy your entire star system if you're FT.

And don't say we can't do it, we have before...lol

1. Only one language (russia) and religion (Orthodox) are allowed in Habahus.

2. A tyrannical dictatorship.

3. Ok, no roads or cars, we're bad. One hole from perfect nation.

4. Come on, living on the Antarctic wastelands is cool.

5. Ok, no Neo-Nazis, one hole again. We're sorry.

6. No free speech!

7. The environment is INCREDIBLE. Burned, radiated, frozed.

8. LOT of false advertising, and limited commercials on TV.

Ours is the best bacause, to be frank, the average citizen consumes as much beer as he does water

1) Total Economic Freedom
2) Total Economic Freedom
3) Total Economic Freedom
4) No stupid income tax thing
5) Everything is privaately owned, nothing is state-owned.
If you conplain that I reapeted one reason over and again, I will:
If you are PT, overrun you by armies bigger then your pop.
If you are MT or PMT, nuke you 20 times
If you are FT, nuke each of your planets 20 times
If you are Fantasy Tech, cast a curse on your nation that will kill everyone
If you think I'm being serious about this destroying youir nation thing, I will tell you that this is a joke as if really did that it would be godmoding.

Reasons why Rejistania is great:

* The H1SR
* The National team in Soccer
* System Karela
* getting high legally
* Unix-based OSS OSes
* KaMaRi kali, Sijitalatirikimidateme kali and Na~ovi kali, where else can you find weirder names of places?
* the national language was featured in NSWiki.
* good public transport

Minnechusettsfornia is the best because:

-Exeptionally small rich/poor divide. Successful people are free to 'succeed', but the less lucky members of society aren't permitted to fall through the cracks.
-No legislated bigotry, not to say our conservative party hasn't tried. Gay marriage & adoption allowed, government runs a religious tolerance and awareness campaign, and hate crimes are severely punished...
-...on that note, the Death Penalty is banned in all cases.
-The draft is illegal, and you won't find the military running ads during childrens shows either, or cornering high school students during lunch. The only way you're getting in is if you actively seek out recruitment.
-Obsessively pro-worker. Companies are allowed, but if they abuse their workers in any way, they're history.
-Environmentally friendly. Strict pollution policy, cities have mass transit both within and between.

1. we have the pleasuredome
2. our national animal can be used as a spacecraft
3. noone is poor, because private property is outlawed.
4. we have the pleasuredome.

Khenas is the best because saying otherwise is outlawed.

Romanar is great because of its strong economy and excellent freedoms.

Why is NQDP the best?
1. Monty Python-themed nations rock
2. My military spending is probably higher than your GDP
3. Cars have no pollution control laws, no speed limits, and miles of roadways
4. GDP per capita of over $30,000
5. Income tax of only 12%
6. My military can pwn yours
7. I said so
8. My military is really good
9. Insanely strong economy
10. Did I mention my military?

I like my country because the civil rights are superb, the economy is a powerhouse, and it's a world benchmark in political freedoms. Also, marijuana grows everywhere, people are free to run around stark naked if they choose, graffitti is legalized, free speech is completely free speech, universal healthcare, crime is low... yet still manage to have a lack of prisons. So we proved that we can keep crime under control, without zero tolerance enforcement. The environment is protected and we're still an environmentally stunning nation. Most of our government spending is on education because we believe education is the key to self-sufficiency and self-discipline.

Now as to military, we spend a lot of tax dollars on military because we believe that protecting our civil rights doesn't just happen domestically, but also by protecting us from foreign powers who might want to take those civil rights and political rights away from us.

Religion and spirituality is lacking in Killer Bud, although freedom of religion is a highly regarded right. It's just not premoted by the secular government. The government of Killer Bud's role is mostly about protecting civil rights rather than dictating morality. The goal of Killer Bud is about having as much civil and political rights as possible, without descending into complete chaos and anarchy. Also, the economy is important as well to keep this country powered, so capitalism is encouraged, but the more money you make and the more your corporations grows, the more we will keep an eye on you to make sure you don't gain political power. Don't even think about lobbying either because it is banned. We have protections in place to ensure that the government works for the people of Killer Bud, not for corporate interests. :cool:

Ceorana r0x0rs because:

1. Our government is humble. We rank second-to-last on a human development rating scale that we developed. Which is not to say that we have bad human development. Our development is rated as "high". :rolleyes:

Although it is voluntary to be on the scale, (search for CHDI on NSwiki), so most nations on it are especially high.

2. We have great democratic freedoms. We are a republic, with a bicameral legislature, an executive, and a judiciary. We rank 4th in the region for political freedoms.

3. We have the good sense to not bore people with more than three reasons.

We are like a Hive, observe...

1. Becuase we don't have to play our workers, allow marrige, free will, or any other concepts that would bring on thoughts of any loyalties or ideas contrary to that of the Dominion.

2. We grow people in vats, keep them in them until they reach a working age, and then issue them their serial code and send them up to a work company, where they will spend half of the day in stasis pods under the earth, and the other half working for me!

3. We make no compromises, you resist, we shoot you, you lie, we shoot you, you have free will, we shoot you.

4. Becuase so far, only 13% of the nation is in open rebbellion, but we keep that in check.

5. No immigrants, massive wall around country keeps all the other people out.

6. Everyone is equal, all the workers are treated the same, the warriors are treated the same, and the nobles are treated the same, but the last two are allowed free will, however supressed it may be.

All of this means we are a very efficient workforce, and our military has a constant supply of targets.

Because I was in the top 5,000 for "Most Corrupt Governments."

Five words: Cluichstani Private Entertainment Services Ltd. :p

marijuana grows everywhere, people are free to run around stark naked if they choose, graffitti is legalized, free speech is completely free speech, universal healthcare, crime is low... yet still manage to have a lack of prisons. So we proved that we can keep crime under control, without zero tolerance enforcement.


OOC: Presumably all of the potential criminals are permanently too stoned to commit any crimes... or everything is legal, so that there simply aren't any 'crimes' left on the books for them to commit... ;)

Because no other nation is a Welsh Empire, it's simple. :cool:

Because no other nation is a Welsh Empire, it's simple. :cool:

Did it ever occur to you that there might be a reason for that? ;)

1. Great civil freedoms
2. Everything privitised
3. Constantly 1 step away from collapsing into anarchy
4. Strong economy
5. Citizens who don't care one bit about politics
6. We have a Church of the undead Jim Morrison

Did it ever occur to you that there might be a reason for that? ;)

:p

1. Sensible Fascist leader.
2. Freedom of speach.
3. Frightening economy.
4. Everything is privately owned.
5. Crime is totally unknown.
6. Our military is massive.
7. Great education.
8. Citizens all recieve free shelter to start with.
9. We have plenty of resources in our nation.

1) Crime? Who needs it?
2) You get to be ruled by me, Harley.
3) We're not stupid! In fact, we're 105,180th in the world.
4) Religion can fund itself.
5) Iceland doesn't have a military. And nobody invades them. If there's a war, my highly-trained cops can take care of it.
6) Guns are highly regulated.
7) Those capitalist bitches don't knock boots in MY nation. But that doesn't make us communists.
8) Complete freedom of speech. Even for those Nazi bitches.
9) I just outlawed torture. Suck on that, Guantanamo Bay!
10) I seem to be incapable of making my Nation anything outside of an Innoffensive Centrist Democracy. Except for that time I accidentally became a dictatorship by electing my own judge. Live and learn...

Why the Zombie Alliance is awsome:

1)When you die, it doesn't matter, because you can still do all the things that regular, living people do.

2)TOTAL ODER AND SECURITY ARE MAINTIANED(though mind-controll drugs)

3)We recently purchased the 1 billion+ nation of Samenzwering, boosting our economy, military, et cetera.

4)ALL HAIL LORD NECROMANCER!!!

Simple, my nation is of all Irish decent...

Because, I just am. I don't need a reason.

Why is NQDP the best?
2. My military spending is probably higher than your GDP
4. GDP per capita of over $30,000
5. Income tax of only 12%Baby nations are so cute...

I've got: 0% tax rate, 3% to Defense, 1.1 Trillion military budget, GDP per capita of $48,000.

You were saying? :p

1. We're like Chuck Norris, because our chief export is pain and an extremely high rate of sexual activity.

Our nation is the best because:

1. Everyone gets along with each other! No racism
2. Everyone enjoys outdoors, and 98% are very healthy
3. Very Strong Economy
4. Very Peaceful
5. We have the best transport systems
6. The entire nation is well organised
7. Our cities/towns/residential areas are very smooth and easy to naviagate
8. Freedom of Speech
9. 14 Public Holiadays a year
10. Therfore we are a good nation!

Ah, threads like this make me wish I hadn't let my nation die to inactivity.

Almost.

...but that doesn't stop me from bragging!

1. Almost 7 billion people.
2. Among the world's top 10 industrial powers
3. 100+ trillion dollar defense budget.

:p