NationStates Jolt Archive

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The Queendom of Lamahkae

I did it messily, if thats even a word. I didnt even bother to actually cut them out and make them all pretty in a glass bowl. They're in the recyling bin now.

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous The enviromnetally friendly anarchy of Quandiferous salutes Lamahkae for recycling!

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous

Extreme firelighting on ice (unisex)

Gold The Dictatorship of Phoose
Silver Republic of Mother Joana
Bronze Tuurkomy (handicap as athletes tend to combust spontaneously)
Iron Confederacy of Achreeno
Plastic Queendom of Lamahkae
Torn Paper Quandiferous.

Appeal pending from Quandiferous

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

That must leave only the endurance events left...

Longest time spent in a bath filled with ice (easy)

Longest time spent in a solid ice ice block (moderate)

shortest time spent trying to get a microsoft PC running absolutely perfectly (hard)

Longest time spent listening to Simple Plan *music*
(banned under the universal declaration of human rights: No one shall be subect to torture, or cruel and unusual punishment, this event will not be held due to mass protests and the blatant fact that no-one was brave enough to enter it anyway...)
The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous

Shock result Extreme Firelighting overturned

Quandiferous WINS GOLD! ! !

Tuurkomy athletes spontaneously combust on hearing the news and are awarded the Hose Pipe of Valour
19 hours ago The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous Heats for the Microsoft PC Running are now underway. Our undercover reporter reports for the QBC
"This is Robert Frisk live from Achreeno. Crowds are leaving the PC Stadium and indications are that there will be no results tonight.

As yet no PCs are running at all and many athletes are getting RSI from pressing Ctrl Alt Del over and over. It looks as if it's going to be a long night here outside the stadium.

We will cross back immediately there is any progress"
The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

Longest time spent in a bath filled with ice (easy)
results are almost in:

Torn paper, 13 seconds: Under Your Firdge
Plastic, 29 seconds: The Sharpeners
Iron, 37 Seconds: HungryManVille
Bronze, 45 seconds: Quandiferous
Silver, 52 seconds: Witlifoc
Gold, 1 min 3 seconds A RECORD!: Mad Cow disease!
Well done!

The Queendom of Lamahkae In counting..I've gotten a gold, silver, plastic, and a torn piece of paper..hmm.not horrible I guess.
lol, thanks Quandiferous.

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous

QBC SPoRTs RePORT

Lamahkae tops the medals tally board! The Lamahkaeans did bring in fresh athletes halfway through the games, but it appears that their diplomatic efforts to end the Clone Swap Shock have paid off and no protests were lodged.

Now crossing live to Robert Frisk of QBC
"Well Mary, I'm still standing outside the PC Stadium as dawn breaks over another snowy Achreean winter day.

Fires are breaking out over the city as the Extreme Firelighting athletes put their skills to use to thaw out the Longest Time in A Bath Filled with Ice competitors.

Eyewitness accounts from inside the stadium indicate that the crack team from Definitely Sane Happy Merry Jolly Land have actually got their PC running - at 13 hours, this is a personal best for DFHMJL's team.

However it appears to have opened in 'safe mode' which will be a disappointment to the competitors. "

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

Right. The first 3 ice block results are win with Flobbydoo earning torn paper for 4 seconds before requesting the firejets. Next up was Tuurkomy getting plastic for 25 seconds, but only after the seemed to melt of its own accord. The winner of the iron medal is Tromlui with 40 seconds. Happy Merry Jolly Land, Delorusia and HungryManVille all appear unconcious after being frozen for nearly 4 hours each...

In other news, i have set up a thread and linked it to the HQ, containing the message board archives so we can do some stuff with them, but not including mess them up

~happy

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

Hungrymanville has been disqualified for sending a fake person to paricipate in this event. Because of this, we are going to melt down the bronze medal and turn it into something we can sell. Delorusia has won the silver medal because the block has seemed to have melted due to overwhelming stress, and the competitor from Happy Merry Jolly Land, who has been legally declared 'cyrogentically frozen' WINS GOLD!!! HURRAY!

The Confederacy of Achreeno

well really Hungrymanville should not even have qualified in the first place because well...well lets just say I own both Achreeno AND Hungrmanville :P
112 minutes ago The Confederacy of Achreeno hence "the left hand of achreeno" as its motto lol

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

Oh dear... well then it must be time for the closing ceremony... theres no medal table because i've forgotten everything... archives not up then...

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous

Stop Press!

HMJL, the PC Competition is still going on and your athletes are in the lead!
One of the PCs is open in ordinary mode and has gone for 15 minutes without neading Ctrl Alt Del... could be a World Record coming up!
Achreeno's home team are coming second with a PC that hasn't performed an illegal operation for 5 minutes.

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

Oh, er then just hold it for a day or so then.

The Confederacy of Achreeno

Well Actually I have to be honest here...Achreeno is ALWAYS making illegal actions with computers >.< Even now while I type this. My keyes are made of the bones of the endagered Okololalalalala monkey and as I speak Achreeno is killing several...."resisters to the cause of Achreeno" So I will not be able to accept the medal on acount of pretty much everything I say is a lie and is illegal...I'm even lieing now about lieing...:D

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

And you spelt "lying" wrong. I'm sure that is a crime somewhere in the world, wether it be real or not. In fact, there may also be no such thing as an Okololalalalala monkey. Also, you spelt "keys" wrong, put a capital "a" on 'actually', and you keep changing your tense of yourself.
So, in some right-wing conservative yuck-yuck land country, you would be punished severely.
In addition, you cannot lie about lying because it is an infinitive- negative, if that is a term in English.
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I AM NOT AN ENGLISH TEACHER!
Why are you all looking at me like that?

The Queendom of Lamahkae

English professor?

The Queendom of Lamahkae

Whats happening now?

Whats the score?

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

No, i have nothing to do with teaching english at any place anywhere. I just know everything.

The Confederacy of Achreeno

I dont type here to be made a fool -_-. Also, proper English is not really too difficult to lear when you're around it all day, everyday, for years lol
66 minutes ago The Confederacy of Achreeno and the term is double-negative ^_^

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

whatever. how do you lear something?

I would suggest, instead of Jolt, use NotePad or Word or some other method of archiving your RMB. This forum is not really here for the purpose of copy/paste from your region.

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous

Crossing to Robert Frisk of the QBC
"Well, Mary, sensational news! I'm still outside the PC Stadium amid absolute throngs of people going wild, and I can announce a Winner! Happy Merry Jolly Land's computer has been running for 22 Hours and 15 minutes. This is a shock result -

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous

Sorry, transmission interrupted there Mary, the crowds are absolutely going wild about this result. The previous world record was only 75 minutes.

Achreeno's team has come in second with their customised Okololalalalala keyboard. An uunprecedented twist is the Archreenan Government wishing to turn down their medal and the officials are closeted as I speak trying to decide what to do.

Third was Lamahkae

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous Transmisions deleted! what's going on!

Results in from the PC COmpetition
HMJL First - shock world record of ove 22 hours

Achreeno second with their customised Okololalalalala keyboard.

Lamahhae third with special keyboard coated in Keona fur , harvested after it is shed by barefooted peasants in an environmentally friendly fashion

Quandiferous fourth but only in an anarchistically suitable way.

IN an unprecdented turn the Achreeno confederacy has appealed their athlete's second placing and is understood to be lobbying for their medal to be handed in.

The Verdant Anarchy of Quandiferous

HMJL - can I respectfully suggest that you joing an on-line grammar group if you want to discuss English, and keep our message board for Regional News and Events?

The Definitely Sane Place of Happy Merry Jolly Land

This just in: Ok, i'll shut up about the things. must be time for the closing ceremony. Its going to rain tomorrow. for these stories and more, tune into nightline after the movie.
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