NationStates Jolt Archive


Burroughs Purges, then Pleads

Smarxsh
12-02-2006, 17:50
From the Imperial Baths:

The Smarxsh Executive has purged the entire dimplomatic staff. President Burroughs personally observed the clearing out of the Foreign Affairs office. Resisters were dealt with the traditional way: stripped down and greased with butter and sent down an aluminum chute into the american feeding pen.

"We have sold out the interests of the people of Smarxsh. They might not know it, but that's the beauty of a dictatorship where journalism is forced labour."

[help me]

The Gulf of Saint Lawrence remains an untested venture. It was hoped by the Regional Planning Commission that our own New Economic Plan would attract youthful socially-minded states to partake in the riches this region has to offer. We realized that joining with the sprawling, bloated systems of established regions reduces the fledgling nation to pawn status. We, here in the Gulf, will persevere. To have a strong voice in the formation and development of your nation with respect to international affairs, join the Gulf today.

Vivez Chavez, Fidel et Paul Martin!
Emperor Matthuis
12-02-2006, 23:09
You should try reading all the stickies in the International Incidents and NationStates forum very carefully.