Smarxsh
11-02-2006, 16:59
From the Imperial Noodle House:
Smarxsh Secretary of State, Ernest Wrong, has his expressed his displeasure with the lack of international interest in our opression of several thousand Francophones in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence.
"We had imagined that there were dozens of lost and lonely knee-jerk socialists out there looking for a home at the ends of the earth, yet within striking distance of the US. Yes, Havana has better weather..."
Then President Burroughs went on the record as having had a stroke, henceforth a change of heart.
"We are looking for a fundemental change in our international outlook. We are willing to welcome states of the New Left to The Gulf, seeing as how our antiquated Leninism is clearly beginning to crack. And yes, the free market is just around the corner. I believe Our Father would approve of a thaw..."
What remains to be seen is whether a truly pluralistic federation is possible in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence. Our embassies anxiously await any expression of interest.
Smarxsh Secretary of State, Ernest Wrong, has his expressed his displeasure with the lack of international interest in our opression of several thousand Francophones in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence.
"We had imagined that there were dozens of lost and lonely knee-jerk socialists out there looking for a home at the ends of the earth, yet within striking distance of the US. Yes, Havana has better weather..."
Then President Burroughs went on the record as having had a stroke, henceforth a change of heart.
"We are looking for a fundemental change in our international outlook. We are willing to welcome states of the New Left to The Gulf, seeing as how our antiquated Leninism is clearly beginning to crack. And yes, the free market is just around the corner. I believe Our Father would approve of a thaw..."
What remains to be seen is whether a truly pluralistic federation is possible in the Gulf of Saint Lawrence. Our embassies anxiously await any expression of interest.