NationStates Jolt Archive

In mere days after taking power, Elfalza has created a new region on the previously uncharted islands of the carribean. Hosted deep in the center of the Bermuda Triangle, Extreme Warfare Battleground is the region for the top facist dictations, preparing to wage war on those who opress our rights.

Crime is not a problem, it's a way of life. There is no judical system, merely capital punishments. A letter has been published from the desk of the founder of Elfalza and The EWB.

Dear Prospective Nations,

Screw the UN! We are a single region governed by our own rules. This is the revolution, and the solution to all of your problems. Join EWB now, and you will gain the right to punish victims cruelly, and we will wage war on the UN.

JOIN NOW!

From the desk of Amitai Winehouse.

We will not tolerate this blatant defiance.
Our military is standing by to deal with any threat and at the slightest provocation we will respond with force. Armed forces are on DEFCON 2.
Virusbombs are standing by.
So STFU!

The Empire of Mardukstan, safely nestled in the ONLY arctic Carribean island ever known in existence, rears its corpsepainted head and joins the fight for an unified Extreme Warfare Battleground. Gladly inviting tourists onto its icebergs with a gruesome display of people impaled for the crime of being un-tr00, Mardukstan's current leader Horgh Horgh Bigalow, perched on a throne made of aboriginal skulls, stated that only trolls and "tr00 kvlt nekro evil" people are allowed on the premises of Mardukstan, on the pain of getting burned to the ground like an useless church.